#MQF is kicking his feet in glee at getting to mess with SQH

[moonshinesonic-moonstarslight]

Little Villains! ~ Doc visit continued~!

SQQ: *rocking and pacing, trying to soothe the screaming child, wishing so hard that he was even older than his sister so he would have had a better idea on what to do* A-Jiu, A-Jiu. Food's coming I promise. No need to scream so. You'll wake Xiao Si and everyone else who is trying to rest.

Shen Jiu: *is trapped as a 13month old, is very hungry, is stuck in the arms of his old body being controlled by a strange other worldly entity, does not care about what's being said* /Screams louder/

SQQ: *winces, wishes for worse hearing because ow* Okay. Let it out then.

Shen Jiu: *screaming and crying, before slowly stopping as the words register* Ah? *The strange entity isn't yelling at him to stop? Isn't smacking him for being too loud? What is this? Huh?*

SQQ: *smiles softly, silently cheering* Feeling better, A-Jiu?

Shen Jiu: *currently very confused, but still hungry so grumbles*

SQQ: *hums understandingly* Still have an empty tummy, eh? We should have food for you soon. So just wait for a bit longer, okay?

Shen Jiu: *distrusting glance*

SQQ: *slowly getting used to it* Soon, A-Jiu. I promise, then we can see if Mama's done and I will take Xiao Si so you can have Mama cuddles. *banking on clingy child wanting warm Airplane hugs that are hard to pull yourself from*

Shen Jiu: *is a clingy child who wants the newfound warmth of Mama cuddles* Kay...

SQQ: (Victory! As I thought no one can resist Airplane's hugs! They can make anyone melt and cling tighter!) *is going to be unconsciously using this as an avoidant of feelings for his friend* Good boy, A-Jiu.

Shen Jiu: *hiding his face, because why is the strange entity being. so. freaking. nice. to. him?! It stole his body! It wants to copulate with Shang-shidi's cosmic entity in his body! Maybe flood the world with tiny strange entity/cosmic entity hybrids! Why is it being NICE?!!*

Qian Cao disciple: *pops up* Shen-shibo. Greetings, this shizhi has food for the young one. *hands over modified jar*

SQQ: *found his new favorite shizhi, sorry Airplane-bro your head disciple has been replaced on the rankings* Thanking shizhi. *hoping against hope that the baby won't choke with this weird contraption, silently wondering if he was really wishing that Airplane put in modern baby bottles when he would have normally pitched a fit about such a thing*

Shen Jiu: *has none of SQQ's concerns, just wants the milk already!* Baba...

SQQ: *praying to the System and Airplane's writing* Here you go A-Jiu. (Don't choke or make a mess please!)

Meanwhile back in the exam room...

SQH: *eye twitching, holding a still slumbering babe to his chest* Shidi... Forgive this shixiong, but it seems he has misheard.

MQF: *smiling, finding a lot of humor in this, especially as he doesn't often get to mess with this shixiong and get away with it* Then Shidi will repeat himself. Shixiong will need to take this specialized mixture of herbs to promote lactation. I understand that the children have grown enough for solid foods, however, it is obvious that they are not weened. Given the fact they were born today, it is completely understandable. It is of this shidi's opinion that it would be best for Shang-shixiong to breastfeed his sons for as long as possible. At least until they start losing interest in the breast naturally. Due to their odd method of conception and birth, it would be good for their development to have a chance to properly nurse and form bonds with their mother. *desperately holding back laughter as SQH is giving him 'are you serious?' looks* It is the best course of action for their mental and emotional development, Shixiong.

SQH: *fully aware that MQF is fucking with him while also fully aware that he has a point, hates this fact with a burning passion, will be getting his revenge and all of Qian Cao will feel his wrath* Of course, Shidi.

Shang Si: *slowly wakes up from the best sleep he has had in a while, sees SQH looking irritated and cooes at the sight, it will never stop being amusing to see the cosmic god of creation pulled down to base human emotions, slowly turns his attention to Mu-shidi, whines like a scared babe near a stranger* Mama...

SQH: *adjusts hold, looks down at the baby who blinks up at him with teary eyes, knows that the little brat is playing it up, is also too tired to fight against it, might as well play along* It's okay Xiao Si. Mu-shidi is just going to look us over and make sure we are healthy. You'll be a good boy for him, right?

Shang Si: *likes Mu-shidi as he never asks too many questions, does not want to be surprised by some strange thing going wrong with his rebirth, knows that his cosmic parent will be his main caretaker one way or another so best to play nice with this* Ehm! Good!

SQH: *smiles gently* Good boy, Xiao Si. Now off to Mu-shidi for a check-up! *Moves baby to be poked and prodded, silently cursing Cucumber-bro for getting them into this situation, if the man didn't want to go exploring for rare rocks they wouldn't be in this mess!*

(Meanwhile, outside the room, SQQ *currently covered in milk and spit holding a giggling babe* has a sudden feeling that he will be hearing about this in detail later.)