#MORE THAN JUST THE LION KING
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weepingtalecowboy · 5 months ago
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I am surprised and kind of not surprised at all by how undeniably bad Hyrule's politics are
Like there is a demon knocking at your doorstep every decade or so
And instead of creating a system of actually destroying the demon again and again
You just throw your daughters at the problem and wait till a little blond boy comes and saves you
Like why is the whole kingdom so underprepared for calamity ganon
They had 10.000 years to prepare for it and instead chose to procrastinate till they had less then a year left and only then did they try to find a way to fix the situation
Like telling Zelda to get on and start zelding would have been useful when they had several thousands of years to prepare
But only like 17 years without a link to be found
Is just stupid they should have recovered the divine beasts the second that Zelda came to be or even earlier like several hundred years before the reawakening of the calamity
But that also makes total sense for a kingdom that won’t stop sacrificing daughters and relies entirely upon a single man (most Times a boy even)
And that is so fucking hilarious and pathetic
Like if I was an outside observer
I too wouldn’t want to involve myself into such a mess
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fumifooms · 9 months ago
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Hijoushoku to Gochisou / A Feast of Emergency Rations
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Mayonaka no Waltz / Midnight Waltz
Nagabe
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kacievvbbbb · 2 months ago
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You know what Simba and Shanks have the exact same energy. I don’t know how to explain this but just let me cool…….
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andro-dino · 8 months ago
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I like these two a lot they’re silly
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mysticalhiss · 4 months ago
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What if Rani was a tiger. What then
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ghostlynimbus · 8 months ago
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Probably going to change my mind about these again in the future
But as of rn a few shifts I have decided so far for my shifter au:
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Steve Harrington - Anatolian Shepherd
I debated a few options for Steve (lion, deer, etc) and definitely went back and forth more than a few times on this decision. But I think this feels right for the story I want to tell.
Anatolian Shepherds are livestock guardian dogs, they may not be as individually formidable as some large wild predators, but they protect their flock and they are far from weak.
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Billy Hargrove - Jaguar
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Max Mayfield - Bobcat
I'm definitely not sure about this. I also like the idea of a fox for her.
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Eddie Munson - Manned Wolf
Did you know Manned Wolf pee smells like weed? Zoos have been raided by police bc of this.
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Chrissy Cunningham - Deer
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Dustin - African Painted Dog
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Jim Hopper - Grizzly Bear
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Benny Hammond - Bison
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Bob Newby - Pig
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Tommy Hagan - Timber Wolf
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mantisgodsdomain · 12 days ago
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Lioden Dot Com is designed to accommodate for your wildest masculine dreams and fantasies. The lion, the single male in a pride of females, the "alpha", if you will, dominant over the females and ghiue fbbfdjjdf eurehtret
lioden is a fun game because it has fun lions and sometimes some of them do shit like beating you up when you click on their profile page and we think that's cool and that more games should do that
#we speak#lioden#this post is a joke. please don't read our funny joke post as a serious post.#if you want a less shitposty version of this lioden does feed in to the king you play as specifically as being Masculine a lot#in ways that play into stereotype in a way that is most often ah. jokingly exaggerated? the reaffirming is in a joke-y way#but its still there and we at least find that very... hmm. nice? we like being openly acknowledged as masculine#and we dont take gender serious enough for that masculinity explicitly being a joke to bother us too much#we enjoy the fact that this game plays at masculinity and we particularly enjoy the way it lets us be a caricature of masculinity#in a world where all of the other npcs are just as disinclined to take that masculinity seriously as we are#its very ahh. casually manly. poppin a cold one with the boys or whatever other meme phrase. we like being able to rock up to some gay lion#and casually talk about men#we also appreciate how many maned lionesses in explore encounters there are particularly when youre allowed to like#openly take the mane as a feature of them that makes them more desirable as a woman#especially since thats an aspect of text that somewhat translates to gameplay?#the mane on a maned lioness makes them more desirable. it scratches something that just feels... real nice yknow#something something “if a woman has a beard she is more desirable not despite of but because of that beard” and etc#maybe we'll cohere our gender thoughts on this later. we like being recognized as A Men#rather than like. a woman with some weird features. like yeah we're a woman but that doesn't stop us from being a man also#not even mentioning everything else in there
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snailwitdamail2 · 9 months ago
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arabic egyptian Scar my beloved....
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oh-sturg · 2 months ago
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Something on my mind related to Sonic 3 grossing higher than Mufasa
I think it’s hilarious. Obviously. Disney has to stop making live action movies and adaptations (yes I know it’s technically animation and not live action but there’s not a good word to describe it). I get Mufasa is technically not a remake of anything previous but it’s so annoying to see them prioritizing realism over their roots in cartoons. I just saw a poster for live action Snow White
I have my gripes about the Sonic movie’s lip syncing and expressions but it’s still more endearing than whatever 2019 Lion King did, and probably better than Mufasa. I haven’t seen it but knowing how the last one went, I doubt they improved on the issues with emotion and expressions judging by the trailers
But Mufasa grossing lower isn’t going to teach them anything. It’s Disney, they have the money to ignore it and keep doing whatever they want. It has to be a long, consistent loss for them for them to actually realize that people and their target audience of children aren’t looking for that from Disney
Sonic 3 was great don’t give Disney money <3
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skunkes · 4 months ago
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sometimes i do feel talon should have a really exaggerated cartoon villain voice but other times im like what if he sounds like cornfed from duckman (but with an accent)
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majordomo-zazu · 16 days ago
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The Mufasa movie was really good and really bad at the same time but it wasn't bad for any of the main reasons people are saying it was bad for, y'know?
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mo-ok · 1 year ago
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been having some (correct and indisputable) robot opinions (very subject to change lmao)
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kuzcoskingdom · 1 year ago
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"when will they make the emperor's new groove into a live action movie" my opinion on this is hopefully never but they should make it into a broadway musical. and disney should release professional recordings of all of their musicals. <3
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lovinggreeniehours · 9 months ago
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um. concept art <3
king of the golden country and king of the dungeons surrounding it let's fucking go <3
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skelekins · 1 year ago
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Horror!Kelek drawing from this morning :D been meaning to draw the design @cranberrytea451 did for a while! Cranberry shared the design here!
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labyrynth · 2 years ago
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honestly the thing that baffles me the most about all the disney “live action” remakes is that they won’t touch the live action adaptations that not only existed long before their remake plans, but have been WILDLY successful!!!
the theater/broadway adaptations of beauty and the beast, the little mermaid, and the fucking LION KING??
disney, you already own all of this material. why are you dumping money into mediocre remakes when you already have the exact thing you’re looking for, but better??
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