#MIGUEL EXPLAIN

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

You know what's crazy Miguel really be like 'Miles you're not supposed to be Spider-Man' meanwhile-

???????? ? ???

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Ben Reilly a literal clone 🤨😐

Y'all got a test tube baby on the roster.my man was grown in a lab and y'all still talking about 'youre not supposed to be Spider-Man Miles!!'

Fuck being Spider-man that man ain't even supposed to be alive. he's a CLONE. He can't have an Aunt May cause he doesn't have a MOM cause he's A CLONE

Was he even BIT??? Or was he literally created as Spider-man already?? Where's his Peter???? Dead?? At the Society as well??

MIGUEL??!!! YOU DENSE MFER!!!!! YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE!!!!!!!!

[nocek]

Continuing the theme of Wade being scared and horny opportunist. Also a very important question for a bonus gratuitous panel that will happen because Migs is a man of his (sleepy) word:

[scrambldmeg]

watching atsv I got mildly upset that miguel named it the “arachno-humanoid POLY-MULTIverse” bc it’s redundant, but then I realized

they did that on purpose

redundancy is a heavy theme throughout the movie - spot saying “atm machine,” miles getting 2 cakes, PAVITR AND “CHAI TEA”

there’s PATTERNS!! there’s PATTERNS EVERYWHERE and you’re fucking LAUGHING??!?

[duckapus]

It honestly makes sense that Noir and Ham didn't end up in the Spider Society because a Nazi-punching Detective and a Cartoon Reporter would've almost immediately clocked everything wrong with Miguel's "stick to the script" "some losses are acceptable and necessary, actually" philosophy, and they would not have been able to be nearly as subtle as Hobie when going against him.

[izzythehutt]

Here's a thought...are the kids ever going to find out Kreese strangled Johnny in the parking lot after he lost the '84 All-Valley? Because it's not clear to me that any of them, even Robby and Miguel, know that happened and that's such a major turning point for his character...there's drama to be mined there.

[itsjuliak5]

I wonder if/when Pavitr Prabhakar finds out that his girlfriend’s dad was supposed to die and that Miles disrupted the canon because it seemed like he didn’t know that was gonna happen. Pavitr was also not present at Spidey HQ with all the other Spidey people as Miles learns about the canon events that are “supposed to” happen to make Spider-Man. I think Hobie would tell him, or him and Gwen would.

Or maybe he did know it was gonna happen and started panicking for that reason. Then it would make more sense why he was not invited to Spidey HQ because he would have been on Miles’s side from the start, and Miles would have Pavitr, Hobie, and Margo on his side.

In the first Spider-Verse movie during Gwen’s background she mentions that she saved her dad from getting shot. Then in “Across The Spider-Verse” her dad quits his job as Captain. Soooo canon can be changed because Gwen had already saved her dad and everything was fine.

[smuby]

yeah across the spiderverse was pretty good

[thelmis]

miguel noticing his web of his own canon events in the spiderverse is starting to manifest an additional event. it's hard to make out what it is exactly, but he can faintly make out a face underneath the glitches. he asks lyla to keep track of it for him. a few years pass, and at this point he's put it in the back of his mind. then he meets you. you've only recently started your own journey post-radioactive spider bite and yet you've shown yourself to be a natural at your skills, leading him to recruit you after running into you during one of his usual anomaly pursuits. it's a little while after your first meeting that lyla tells miguel about an update to his canon: your web has been connected to his.

[neonbrutalism]

spider-gabe and prowler miguel reunite between movies

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Miguel really be like 'you're not supposed to be spiderman but also your dad has to die because you're spiderman and if he doesn't die the world will end and it'll be your fault cause you're spiderman'

Wait Sir you lost me I'm not following can rerepeat your logic? Can you elaborate? Can you rephrase the statement?? I must not be understanding

[spidey-bie]

I'm trying to connect the dots here. There's gonna be a longer posts about this later but isn't the entire spider society's existence just a break in canon but itself. You have all these spider people gathered together in a world set in the far future and you think they're not gonna take stuff back with them? Hobie's constructed a whole multiverse watch with scraps that he stole. His universe is set in the 1970's Noir took a whole color cube. His universe is colorless. MIGUEL. SIR, MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

[cobra-wives]

an old war buddy of yours

[blusandbirds]

big red and little red (is there somebody who can love you?)

dioscuri (dante émile) // the moment of truth (cobra kai) // i'll give you the sun (jandy nelson) // the borders (sam fender) // הבל | hevel (nathaniel orion gk) // all in (cobra kai) // two birds (regina spektor) // little weirds (jenny slate) // all in (cobra kai) // cain (josé saramago) // all in (cobra kai) // the world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire (ritika jyala) // cobra kai creators on that major big red and little red reveal (kristen baldwin) // pulpo (cobra kai) // editor's pages: the long and short of it (richard siken) // the right path (cobra kai) // the borders (sam fender) // let's begin (cobra kai) // cobra kai season 4 deleted scenes // after abel (dante émile) // the secret of siblings (erica e goode) // head of the snake (cobra kai) // the world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire (ritika jyala) // head of the snake (cobra kai) // is there somebody who can watch you (the 1975) // the monster you created (arcane) // head of the snake (cobra kai) // is there somebody who can watch you (the 1975)

[bruciemilf]

You know what, Miguel knowing that Clark is listening in on him railing Bruce and just going mush more rougher in bed on the bat is kinky. He’s giving Bruce the best dicking of his life, giving him pet names, being possessive as fuck, and saying the most filthiest words that make Bruce start crying in pleasure.

PLSSS. Poor Clark is just trying to SLEEP. He takes his revenge when Bruce asks him to get on with those briefs and he answers with the cockiest "of course, PRINCESS. baby doll. " that's as sfw as it gets

[poebrey]

rewatching atsv and I need silk to show up in beyond the spider-verse, my girl is missing 😔

[coquettejohnny]

imagine trying to explain he/him lesbians to johnny lawrence. oh my god