#METARANZA REAL?????

[goblinbugthing]

earlier today i was playing star allies guest star mode as taranza and when i got meta w/ a friend heart i immediately went “i love you” a million times over bc i love him

and then my brain was like “no were acting as taranza remember”

and i was like “oh we are? ok metaranza real ig” and continued repeating “ily” until i actually ran out of breath

[hungry-skeleton]

Can you tell us about those two more then!! Pitch it to us like you're at a board meeting... For Kirby ships.

PROS OF METARANZA:

Knight x dramatic theatre kid

THE AESTHETIC

The coffee person tea person solidarity

MK sucks at cooking but loves sweets so Taranza can teach him to bake

TARANZA LEARNS TO LOVE AGAIN REAL

Both need to be vulnerable frfr

Gentlemanly kiss all of taranzas hands 💚

CONS OF METARANZA:

????