#MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[spinoone]

Christmas at The Dreaded Den 👹🎄

[ghastlybirdie]

I half heartedly think that marriage as an institute is kinda meh and not something for me but something about John price husband makes me feral

I feel you on marriage, it’s an income for people organizing it professionally and it’s a showboating experience for the ones planning it instead of it being a union of people being in love

That being said, I think John Price 100% is the type to have that small chapel wedding with just a few lads, his mother and father, and maybe that one old fellow friend that you say is a bad influence to him despite John being a grown man who can decide his friendships himself- he tells you that all the time but at least one time a year you had to drive John home cause he got too drunk at a bar with said friend-

Despite it all, John is such a good husband??!??!! He’s the husband who had a hand on the small of your back or even on your bum if he’s feeling really casual

If he needs to scoot by you, he holds your waist cause he doesn’t wanna disturb you 🥺 you’re so pretty, he just needs to wiiiiggle in by and get a view of you from another angle cause- wow what a view

he likes just watching you, he likes the little movements you do, he likes the smiles and noises your make cause he loves you, and you like his own grunts and mumbling and shuffling. Sometimes you make a joke about his bones creaking and he gives you a stare that holds hours of scolding, teasing, joking, and laughter all with just one glance, probably from all the time spent moulding into each other’s mannerisms and likeness

Marrying John is marrying his life to yours- not just by a ring or a certificate, but by promise and pure, unbridled loyalty to love you cause you’re a treasure, a gift

And he just really really really likes you, you’re pretty cool

[astarions-wife]

Trying to decipher why Cazador would ever turn Yousen, a gnome into a Vampire Spawn. Like what was the point. What audience was he catering too? Like everyone else I can find a reason for:

-Astarion and Petras were conveniently attractive men. They’ll both use similar flirtatious language, so this one isn’t surprising.

-Violet, who I presume to be a singer, makes perfect sense. A young, beautiful woman is perfect for luring people back, and we know she was doing pretty well—considering she was on the favorited spawn ledger one year.

-Aurelia, a naive tiefling woman. It breaks up the species ratio a bit, but it makes sense that he’d want more than just elves and humans, it appeals to a larger audience after all.

-Dalyria, unconfirmed, but quite possibly a drow? Like Aurelia, she would appeal to a larger audience, and plus she’s a doctor. I’ve previously posted my theory (here) on how she was probably “tortured” by being the one to tend to her siblings injuries…

-Leon is self explanatory. He made favorited spawn almost every year. He’s the only one to be recruited into this mess with a child of his own. His clearly was able to do enough to have a child, so this isn’t much of a surprise.

-And then we come down to Yousen. Who just doesn’t fit the criteria I mean, people are canonically so racist towards Gnomes—Astarion barely views them as people, considering he suggests feeding off of them. Like what. Was the point. Where did he come from. Why Yousen. He used to have dialogue saying he was recruited in the last sixty years, so it wasn’t even like he was the last one 💀 I just. I want answers.

[spamsandsuch]

based off that one drawing by toby fox i always wanted to draw

[crowemoji]

[thedemoninyourcloset]

Merry christmas and happy holidays everyone!!

I really hope you had an amazing day/night :)

[medtech-mara]

Merry Christmas, from me to you.

& Happy Holidays!

Sadly... couldn't do a Christmas photoshoot with Jack & Mara, because ACM isn't working and I somehow managed to break NPV Mara... After many tears of frustration and being upset I couldn't do the shoot I wanted (as always......) I decided to just do a simple shoot of Mara, because at least it would be on time for once.

[rednavierose]

It's been fun!😁

Merry Christmas Everyone!🎄

[electr1cityy]

A merry Christmas from some of my OCs!!

[existancexisxstillxpain]

I'm not gonna text him, I'm not gonna text him, I'm not gonna text him, I'm not gonna text him, I unsent the message, I'm not gonna text him, I'm not gonna text him, I'm not gonna text him

[trevorzegrizz]

this is so funny omg

quinn stealing the present lmao

[moothebloo]

When you travel 200 years in the future to meet your new Big Round Best Buddy™

A special (late) Christmas gift for a fantastic artist, excellent writer, and wonderful mutual @waywardstation really hope you enjoy my attempt at the round lads here, thank you for everything you do and being rad as hell! 💖

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[malarkgirlypop]

🎄 Send these trees to ten people you wish to have a good holiday and a happy new year!🎄 <33

(I love your enthusiasm and energy and I love seeing you in my tl)

AHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU!!!!

HERE IS A PRESENT FOR YOU!!

HOT NIX WITH A BEARD DAMN

[clairelsonao3]

I like your new icon!

Did you have a good Holiday?

Sending hugs always!

Thank you so much, the new icon was my holiday gift to myself! I had a good Christmas yesterday (by the beach, which I recommend) and it was a rather exhausting one, but I don't mind! Boxing Day is for recovery. I hope you did, too!

One thing I was most excited about was finally getting to post my Yuletide fanfic story (which remains anonymous until Jan. 1) and receiving one in return. As it turns out, they're both from the same fandom, which I think is rather a rare occurrence! But they're very different, which I was hoping for!

Hugs back atcha! 🩷

[cuppachar]

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals