#ME WHEN I LIEEEEE

[another-delta-lover]

2 likes and I'll go back to sfm

[kykybunny1]

so tired of fucked up evil things happening to the people on Fucked Up Evil Island

[kirkwallsquad]

actual quote from solas: "nothing in any lore connects my people to the old god dragons who became archdemons"

[helioxed]

I'm particularly normal today

[starpawedart]

Post-Premiere Briefing 🦇

So, fun fact-- I went to the WWDITS Panel at SDCC back in July! I have been absolutely VIBRATING for three months about the first episode and was soooo excited for everyone else to be able to see it. But waaaay back then, I decided to quickly doodle a few frames I remembered, and wanted to do a little side-by-side with actual screenshots when the episode came out. Happy to say that my brain still has a little bit of memory left in it, even if exclusively limited to vampires, because these are all pretty damn close 😤

I also uhhhhh warned people that I definitely blacked out during the Nandermo Bed Scene (formerly referred to in public as the Nandermo [Redacted] Scene) and I was so afraid that my brain just made everything up about how close they were sitting. LOOK AT ME NOW BABYYYYYYY I DID NOT LIEEEEE (except for the phone? you mean Guillermo was just laying there doing nothing??? I'm so Not Normal about this)

Anyway. [Nandor Voice] How are we feeling?

[missamyrisa2]

What would you do if you got your hands on a boy who thinks edging and loving on his prince part wouldn't affect him much, but you prove him wrong and make his prince part throb so much he's begging for release? Silly teasy phrases while edging him and asking him if he feels anything embarrasses him, and he has a foot fetish so he's also weak to having teasy feet in his face when it happens. He begs for release but you don't let him and tease him about not being effected so he shouldn't be throbbing or wanting for release

Ahhhh in my experience, like everyyyy guy thinks they can beat the edge. Especially when I come in with the feather. Like ooh yeah, that stupid little feather what's that ever gonna do. And it's perfect because that's like tickling, so many tough guys think tickling is no big deal even guys who have been on racks and frames and been tortured before. Oooh you just keep up that macho facade because it makes it everrrrr so much more ~tantalizing~ when I get you melted, when I hit that critical moment and make your body bend to my will and betray yours. You knooww I'm gonna goochie goochie gooo youuuuu ~ yesss my darling boyyyy my pretty pretty boyyy I'm gonna getcha goonnna gitchie gitchie getchaa with my feather and your adorable stubborn prince part. Ahh you say it's just a feather. And yes, it is yes it isssss so let's just get miss feather kissy kissying under that tip and let's just seee if we can wake up mr. rod huh?

Yeahhhh you're a toughie, you won't get all hard. You're not naughty nooooo tickles don't do anyyything to you and neither do my feeeeet. Yeahh, my feet are getting tired sitting here as you not-crumble and not-giggle with my feather kissying under your length and my fingers idlyyy tracing your thighs. So let's just park my tootsies over hereeee right by your face. Yeahh I'm gonna lay down here if that's quite alright with you and keep taunting your adorable ~manhood~ with this feather feather. I'm sure you don't mind sunshine, right? That's just my soft soft feather going up and down your length and kissing the tippy tip and ahh yeah my toes on that foot are playing in your armpittty, sorrryy but at least the other is keeping you company right? My toes just grazing on your cheeeek and your neck? How do you like my purple polish babydoll? Maybe I should do yours next~

Right, right, tough guyyyy yeah. I know. I knowww you aren't melting at all. I mean, say you were making little gasp and whimpers as I tickled your mr. rod and feeted your face ~ that would mean you're naughty and not only that but a cute naughty boy who lied to me. Ahhh if that were to happen I would well, I'd mercilessly edge you and tickle you and when you were whimpering on the tingly precipice of a gigglegasm, right at the tiiip of spilling your snickerdrops, I'd make sure to pamper your toes like my own and give you a sparkly coating so you never forget how adorable you were when I was getting you soooo sooo unbearably hardddd ~ oooh noo~! Oooh no darling! Oooh myyy goodness, oh my doodlebugs! You ~are~ hard, aren't youuuu? Don't lieeeee I seeeee how stiff you've gotten down here. You just can't help being so wicked can ya?

You knowww what that meanssss~ ooh yesss, first class ticket to edgyyyy town and an all expenses paid vacation with just me and my feather until you're nothing but a whimpering mewling messss for your ticklemama. Ooh yes, that's exactly what I am because you're my tickleboy and you're gonna tell me allll about how naughty you are and how much you loooove your tickles and want them so bad ~ you can't resist them uh uhhh you can't escape this, precioussss. I knoww I knoww you wanna cum so bad huhhhh? Sooo naughty, begging me for such a thing. Don't worry, you can have some moreee of my toesssss in your face and some feeetty face hugs while I keep your cuuute rod alllll excited and wantttyyy ~ oooh ohh was that a giggledrop? Awww did my sweeeet tickleboy dew for meeee? Look at youuuuu ~ just look at you~! What a goooood boy what a gooood tickleboyyyy ~ let's just sit and appreciate what a lovely gigglebug you are, coming in here all tough no-laughy man and now nothing but a whimpering wanting dewing sillyyy tickleboyyyy ~ ticklemama's gonna have some funnnn with youuuu ooh yesss darling ~ we're gonna reallly get to know each other alll night nowww ~ <3

[blankfaerie]

ok so i'm at the nightmare hospital part of sh2 remake & i have some thoughts..............

- i wish the music was louder?? i know they went for a more subtle ambience in general but a lot of what made sh2 so tense and jarring was the drastic switches between dead silence and sudden, unsettling background music when entering a room....... ik it's harder to pull off because they changed the doors to automatically open but each room having a drastically different and vibe-specific theme was an enormous part of the atmosphere for me. the sounds that play in the original butterfly room & the hallways in the nightmare hospital are a different type of off-putting & really stuck with me. they're like scientifically formulated by yamaoka to give me anxiety - i also miss the old monster noises......... the new ones sound cutesy in comparison lmfao like they dont give the same distorted, inhuman vocal tone that the originals did. the monsters also seem like..... rounded?? compared to the ogs like they've got this kind of small, chubby energy to them that's more cute to me than anything tbr - i aLso miss the object interactions...... james didn't have that much internal dialogue but it was interesting to hear his thoughts in his own words rather than everything being an implication. it also feels more personal and creates more immersion imo

I STILL LOVE THE GAME THO DONT GET ME WRONG !! it's gorgeous & clearly made with love and ive been like a lil kid in a candy store the whole time<3 literally everything i could have asked for BUT it does leave me longing for the original game at some points i cannot lieeeee

[zyafics]

i can’t lieeeee i totally understand why Rafe is so mad at everyone whose mean to her, like obviously he loves her but to know that they’ve been through so much together and people have no clue and are so cruel is so upsetting 😭😭😭

UGHHHH this makes my heart crack i just know ward made them break up because he thought that she was gonna like baby trap him from the league

+ the fact that he worries about her not coming to class/ missing out on her education

+ college is actually high school 2.0 with much higher stakes and more people being nosey lol and this series actually confirms that

+ this makes me so sad that’s so scary to think about

rafe is ABSOLUTELY protective over reader, especially in the present timeline when he knew he fucked up and knew all the things she went through. despite everything that happened, there’s still love on both parts and that’s the inherent struggle of the story.

rafe fucks up regarding this pregnancy, and reader doesn’t know if she can forgive him. that’s why she tells him it’s hard to talk to him (though the spotify playlist) and while she hasn’t unblocked him. being with rafe will bring back the emotions of the past and she’s unsure how to handle it.

it’s actually symbolic in a way—rafe’s entire fear of reader discovering his past and seeing him differently DOES happen, but not in the way he expects. because now, he’s part of HER past and she doesn’t know how to overcome who he was.

[fightaers]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

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NAME: bellaaaaaaaaaa. bella for short

PRONOUNS : she/her but they/them if ure unsure is also coolio

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : bad on all front, but discord slightly less so

NAME OF MUSE(s) : god, i have so many. feel free to browse <3

BEST EXPERIENCE : when i first entered the animanga rpc i had a really, really good time from the get-go ngl. for a while, right until my revival in 2024, i was sort of more into the 'western / live action' side of the rp media, and i kept remembering how much of a good time i had in the animanga rpc, which triggered my interest in returning.

my other best experience is basically when i learn from my dearest mutuals then how not to be afraid to project ur muses' voices into their narration, which allowed me to have incredible fun with exercising different mindset and speech patterns and/or different dialects since!

RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS : uhhh this is pretty specific to my experience and quite particular — thus i hope to elaborate it well — but i highly dislike when writing partners tried crafting our threads into only benefiting / leveraging their own muse(s) rather than it being a collaborative effort for both our muses' character development. this happened to me only ... twice so far ? so it's quite rare considering i've been writing for ten years, but i'm suuuuper sensitive about this.

so for example right, what usually happens is me and my writing partner would talk about our muses and we see common ground and where we could expand on a point of conflict. both our muses then benefit from this point of thread because the narrative we've written ought to challenge their perspective, and this can be driven with angst, drama, whatever genre this can be explored in etc.

now what i'm pointing out specifically is when the writing partner would only try to have their own muse's emotions and challenges on the forefront of the plot, with no consideration to mine, which i think defeated the purpose of roleplaying in entirety because roleplaying especially is supposed to be a collaborative effort for all writers involved. but no, it's their muse's pain that's significant. it's only their suffering that outweighed everyone else's, and my character typically is became an "affirmation" or a "booster" to their muses' experience.

i have a few turn-off's but this one is definitely one of the highest.

MUSE PREFERENCES: oh maaaan, i've written characters from sooo many ranges. typically it's whoever tickled my brain at the moment <333 but lately i do realise i'm often drawn to

(1) outwardly soft-looking people (2) have crazy dedication value; sometimes absurdly loyal to a cause / person (3) most of the time they're brown-haired and/or dark-haired (4) a lot of them give earthy and/or green vibe

and if it's the opposite, it's either someone struggling with their temper and/or have their viewpoint challenged or exploited. don't believe me, check out my western multi as well to see where i'm ticking the boxes. ( i'm on hiatus there but still. look at the muses. )

PLOTS OR MEMES : fuuuuuuck. i'm super bad with first-time plotting not gonna lieeeee. listen, my attention span's crap. my method is usually this: we plot minimally ( usually to establish the timeline and/or where our muses stand ) and then i prefer winging the first thread, usually to gauge the pace of the writing, ur muses' thoughts and/or reactions so mine could bounce off of yours, and then i'd rain in your IM / discord to yap my way into ur heart 🫶 i looove when my mutuals would yap at me right back. i love substances, and i love context. i love knowing what my partners want to achieve or what they're satisfied / dissatisfied with so we can work around that. so yes, thread > plot > memes.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : wish i'm a short-replier. born a long-replier. working on making my paragraphs more concise though. that's on my 2024 writing bingo for sure!

BEST TIME TO WRITE : when i want to 💀  and i have no idea when. usually when i'm rested enough so if i'm dead tired on friday, there's a chance i'll still be ghosting the dash on saturday. i try not to........ push myself so hard on my availability, which is why it's important i stress out how i am a low-activitiy blog, because i know that even if i push myself when i don't want to, it won't work. my brain would dead-ass refuse to cooperate.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : i'm definitely flawed, which is something i like exploring with my muses, because i think i've tried so hard since i was 15 to be perfect. that isn't to say my characters and i share the same flaw, but unlike in real life, exploring my characters' area of weaknesses and how that can have its consequences is perhaps a catharsis for me since i could safely navigate it within a narrative i could ( somewhat ) control. it's freeing. writing has always been freeing in that sense.

tagged: @dynmghts and @ingen1um ( u sexy people muaah <3 ) tagging: @fighterbound , @bladedhunter , @kiigan , @senjufound and whoever that wants to it !!!!!

[neutrallyobsessed]

EPISODE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!!!

there in school again and Jesús hates it lol speaking of, everyone hates Joan~ lolol

AHHH THE BLEACHERS CREATURES NOTE!! Oh shit- its funnier than i expected heh, reminds me of Mikitaka honestly~~

Wait, so this guy isn't Malcom X? Then who tf is he? fr i didnt catch a word he said when he said his name..... I guess i'll be calling him Malcom X for the rest of this liveblog and when i finish ill check what his name really is lol, i really dont wanna spoil myself on this!

POINT! attention whore confucius my beloved~~, but let's see what this professor is all about...

Abe and JFK friendship! That sounds lovely and I sure don't care! But wish the best for them shippers! I'm also crossing my fingers! Teehee :3c

INTRO!! IT'S THE SAME AS BEFORE!! eh okay, kinda wanted it to change to reflect the current relationships but the only thing that should change is the parts with Joan, JFK and Abe so.... yeah its ok...

And Candide is the sole member of the board, yeah that makes sense lol, she also took vacation, haha "tanned"

GANDHI!!!!!! SXTREAM BLU!!! BEST DUDES 4EVER!!!! KNORK!!!! G-SPOT!!!!!! RAISINS!!!!!!! wait the retainers are actually Joan's...

THE EAR PIERCING!!!!!!!!!!!

they were right, they really are teasing our cocks with gandhi what the fuck

HE'S HERE!!

YEAH GIRL INTERRUPT THAT MUSICAL, NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT HELL YEAH!!! and there are better people out there that can explain why Jackie is epic yoo

I just want more points jsksjksjksjsjsks

yeah "well funded" but............. oh cool a rocket! so it is true that theyll send them clone to space? :D

Wow Harriet being non-conformist by being conformist thats punk as hell man!

wait book burning? lmao- NOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING MAGNETS PRESENTATION AAAA BUT THE POINTSSSS NOW WE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW DO THEY WORK!!!!

oh but harriet/not malcom x apperantly? thats looking good so far ey

Hmm i still buy the theory that Exclamation! is in Nebraska

OH umm Mr B had a very smooth animation right there.....and yeah this whole scene is funny lolol glass ceiling

JFK being a jerk ass bully!!! Hell yeah!!!! :DDD

omg this is so funny cause like JUST THIS WEDNEDSDAY! JimmyHere did his ylyl vid of the week and in that vid he went to fact check about what happens if you eat a magnet! The answer being well yeah it wont kill you but ahahahha DONT DO IT MMMMM :))))

OH MOTHERFUCKER- QUE CONCHA DE SU MADRE JJAJAJJAJA me cae chistoso este profe, con que se la andara?

OYO THE TENSION! THAT YOUTUBE SOUND EFFECT!!

I LOVE IT!!!

HE'S BACK!!

I mean yeah, it makes sense that you choose a good color when you paint a wall, specially for vandalism purposes but ey look! a canon couple passed by when Joan and Topher were in close proximity to each other! that MUST mean something right?!

MOPED!! That's SO cool! they're going Downtown babey ;3 with- the massive helmet eheh WOAH THATS TIGHT ALRIGHTTT

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE LIEEEEE JSKSJSKJSKSSKSJKS ES EXCELENTE

NADA QUE VER BOLUDAAAA NDEAAAAHHHH JSKSJKJSKSJKJS

AH BUENO EYE SEX REAL issss is this something the big mouth writers put on? ahahahhahhhhhh i want a word with them-

but does your eye got a boyfriend? WELL YEAH..........

.........

... eye got a boyfriend :v

sooo y'all just spray paint a wall? hmm ok, expecting future mischief to be more lethal next time~~

Oh so she call the feds first? hehehehhe

OHIO MENTIONED! IT HURTS TO BE THIS HIP

OOOHHHH ACCUSATIONS OF AFFAIRS~~

i love intentional animation inconsistencies uwu

OH NO ITS NOT SUNDAY OR HOLIDAYS!!!!!!

funny pose, and she's default posing lol, its kinda like the t-pose of flash/vector/2D animaion ;v

and the idea of having the idiot clone killed by their own idiocy is brilliant! BUt... his moment is over! a self contained story, what will happen next~?

oh so the sachel bleeds huh..... yknow itd be a lot funnier if humans didnt bleed but inanimate objects did, a bit of absurdist humor~~

lol suspect

Yaayyy Joan is part of the group and has friends and one of them is Topher, super important :D!

Rating: an aight start ^^/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 1:23 minutes (I'm not counting recaps or the intro)

[fagdykebassboy]

yeah so anyways were you honest when you said. I could never leave yr bed. Wake me up and let me know. yr alivee. And Will You fall In Love Again?? Is the scent slowly spreadin?? I’ve been Answering Machines all nighttttttt. Now the doctor’s dancin in. While the ambulances singg. Another Boy Without A Sharper Knife. !!! The moment thats when i KILL the conversation. Wrap this up with a Knife that loves to feel. ⁉️How Do You Know How Deep To Go Before It’s Realllllllll⁉️⁉️⁉️ TAKE ! ME ! HOME !! CAN I EVEN. Complicate Yr Breathin!??!? I guess im just yr average boyyy !! (THIS IS ME!!) With a Knife in the Back and a Grip on the Glass it’s cold (AND I DONT WANNA BE HERE !!). I guess i’m never comfortable (or situationallll) (Are We Losing Or Beginning (or BEGINNING) to find a new Life. Without youu (without youuu)). The Moment That’s When I KILL the conversation Wrap this up with a Lie that I’m enjoyin Every Minute With Myselfff. ‼️‼️AND SHE COULD MAKE HELL ‼️‼️ Feel. Just ! Like ! Homeeee ! So im never leavin her aloneee‼️‼️ But If Yr Lightning Lips Aren’t. Minee (!!!!) then i don’t know the awkward stranger to my right (she’s cryinnn) ‼️‼️‼️ I only need one. Hand. To. Driveee (When Yr With Meeee)(You are my gettawayyyyyy) (OH NOOO) ‼️ And don’t you ever feel alonee??? And don’t you wish u were h- Cut. The. Lust. Toooonightttttttt. (Alright, alright, tell me why myyy) little Mona Lisa told a Lie. Lieee. Lie. Lieeeee. ‼️‼️DO YOU WANT MEE??? YOU YOU WANT TO LET ME KNOWW THAT YR OKAYY???? ⁉️⁉️⁉️ A Diamond Gold Ringgg. Customized To Cut Yr Circulation. ! But I Couldn’t let You Go (NO)‼️ I’d Never let You Go My Dearr ‼️ So Keep Talkin Cuz I Love To Hear Your Voice (LOVE To Hear Your voiceee. Love to Hear yr..) Voicee. AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[teddybeartoji]

2, 11 and 17 for your ask game with toji 😚

LANIII SWEETHEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHH I LOVE YOU SM THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY TO INQUIRE ABT MOJI HEHEHEHE I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THEESE<3333333333

#MOJI

2. neck kisses or thigh kisses?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS KINDA KILLED ME LANI I WON'T EVEN LIEEEEE FUUUUCKKKKKKKK.... thigh kisses.................. it's thigh kisses. i'm melting away just thinking about it...................

teasing kisses, delicate kisses, bites and nibbles. we're both just so weak for them. also sleepy thigh kisses when he's waking me up just to tell me that he's going to the gym or to work. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i will not. go into details abt when iii give him thigh kisses i'll just uhhh save you all from that lmaoo hehehehheheee:333 i love thighss:333333333333

11. calling each other by their names, plain and simple, or calling each other really flowery pet names?

his name is almost always a whine when it's falling from my lips lmao. not in like a sexual manner but just in like a pay-attention-to me and play-with-me manner. (he loves it). but overall we mostly use petnames!!! he calls me doll and i pretend to hate it, he calls me a little girl when i call him an old man😒😒 but his most loving one is just angel - his angel:(((( i am folding i am dying i can't do this anymore he's so sweet okay:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

17. love at first sight or slow burn?

SLOW BURNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was the first to fall but it was still super fucking slow. he didn't really know what the fuck to do with me at first lmaoo. i am serious abt the big man and the weird cat dynamic!!! i can really crack him up with my jokes (i am sucking my own dick here what abt it) and he's just always been kind of intrigued yk? like hmm this guys is definitely... something. i kinda like them..... what the fuck i like them????????????? ya it took him a while to really realize that that's what was happening. he's been through some shit it's okay<3333

[purplalien8]

🎭 ♾️MIRRORBALL by Taylor Swift is about Autistic masking, struggling to keep up with expectations, kissing up to the neurotypicals and it’s AUTISTIIIIIIC 🙌🏻♾️✨ - warning I fell into a very chaotic mood brace yourself

I will order my evidence from most to least evidence (sort of):

🎵I can change everything about me to fit in - Masking

🎵 I've never been a natural, all I do is try, try, try - MASKING

🎵 I'm still on that trapeze - OMG masking HAAARD

🎵 I'm still tryin' everything to keep you looking at me - MASKING YOUR BUTT OFF FOR SOCIAL APPROVAL u don’t need it Taaay😭

🎵 (For background, don’t @ me) - And they called off the circus, burned the disco down - Disabled people in general were taken to circuses as “freaks” and people would laugh at them. But then they also burned disco, idk maybe they’re just so normal they hate fun😤

🎵When they sent home the horses and the rodeo clowns - YES GO AWAY

🎵I'm still on that tightrope - Nooooo Tay😭😭 She’s still buying into the idea that autistics deserve ridicule because we’re “too dumb” & that we should also try so hard it feels like we’re doing acrobatics in order to MAAAASK

🎵You are not like the regulars - “Wait you’re not ‘normal’ either”??

🎵The masquerade revelers - Love interest is not like the bastard NTs who’d rather see autistics mask💕💕

🎵Drunk as they watch my shattered edges glisten - Either the mask slips (you accidentally don’t mask something) or she’s just hurt from something & it shows because we can’t lieeeee

🎵I'm still tryin' everything to get you laughing at me - MASKIIING to get love interest’s attention BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERENT LIKE THE MASQUERATE REVELEEERS🥺

🎵And I'm still a believer, but I don't know why - She’s thinking a) Maybe I can’t keep up masking, it doesn’t always works, & I might burn out and/or b) What if I don’t need to mask and I was lied to?🤔

I want you to know

🎵I'm a mirrorball - She masks by MIRRORING PEOPLE, ITS A THING & Discloses her autism like “You know that Normie personality you thought I had? Nope it’s just a conglomeration of everyone I’ve ever seen. I’m not like that at all😤😤”

🎵Hush, when no one is around, my dear - Anxiety over people finding out :( Aw Taaay

🎵 Hush, I know they said the end is near - Neurotypicals saying we can’t ever keep a relationship

🎵 You'll find me on my tallest tiptoes - WALKING ON TIPTOE IS A SIGN OF AUTISM

🎵I'll show you every version of yourself tonight - mirroring/imitating as a coping mechanism for masking

🎵I'll get you out on the floor - aka work my brain so hard to get the social & timing right enough for you to actually follow me even though I’ll get an ACTUAL headache

🎵Shimmering beautiful - masking as a Grill (girl)

🎵And when I break, it's in a million pieces - hypersensitivity & emotional regulation, meltdowns

🎵Hush, I know they said the end is near - people thinking YoU cAn NeVeR kEeP a ReLaTiOnShIp

🎵But I'm still on my tallest tiptoes - unmasking bc she’s being vulnerable??

🎵 Shinin' just for you - NO U DERSERVE IT TOO

🎵 Hush, when no one is around, my dear

🎵 You'll find me on my tallest tiptoes - TIPTOOOOE

🎵 Shinin' just for you - NO TAY, LIVE FOR YOURSELF NOT JUST FOR THEEEEM

🎵 Hush, I know they said the end is near - MAYBE ITS NOT

🎵 But I'm still on my tallest tiptoes - YES GIRL YES

🎵 Spinnin' in my highest heels, love - DO IIIIIT

🎵 Shinin' just for you - N O🔥 you were literally almost there Tay!

🎵 Because I'm a mirrorball - BECAUSE I MASK

🎵 I'm a mirrorball - I MAAAAAAASK

🎵 And I'll show you every version of yourself tonight - I MIRROR IN ORDER TO MASK

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 *yippeeeeeee*

[magicruned]

"the senate takes care of its people" ME WHEN I LIEEEEE

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

Omw to fucking go psycho. Y'all want to know how fun the American healthcare system is? MY INSURANCE TOKD ME THEY COVERE EVERYTHING FROM DOCTORS APPOINTMENTS 2 YEARS AGO SO WHY DID I GET A BILL FOR $1500? BECAUSE THEY DECIDED TO LIEEEEE. ADD THAT TO MY IUTSTANDING MEDICAK DEBT bro I'm 24 and have over $5,000 in medical debt with no job because getting hired with a disability seems to be fucking impossible. 3 year experience in a professional internationally renowned pastry kitchen and a local bakery decided to not hire me at $15 because of a gap in my resume when I had FUCKING SPINE SURGERY. Fuck America. Fuck everyone and fuck money. I'm going to live in the ocean where at least the fish will eat my body and appreciate it

[missamyrisa2]

Miss Amy I am desperate to be tickled and edged by you BUT am waaaay to shy of a guy to look you in the face and ask

that's okay cutie pie, you be all sweetly shy and blush yourself to bits, I'll just be over here, ohhhh just taking your shirttttt and your pantsssss and nooopee nope these are mine now~ yess squeak it out giggleboy, you're not going anywhere seeeee because I knowwww what you need and what you wanttttt your cute lips can't even quiver it outttt but I knowwww Amyyyy knowsssss you're so blushyyyy and cuteeee and wigglyyyy awwww be nervous yesss be wiggly and bashful and all that good stuff because it's gonna tickle even more yes it issssss ~ my nails are on your sidessss nowwwww good thing that shirt is over there huhhhh good thing your pants are down because if you wiggle away you're just gonna get tangled up and I'll have to tickle that bouncy tushhhhh and yesss what ticklish legs you have ~ awww im just measuring them mmhmm measure here with a squeeeeze over your kneeeee and your thighhhh yeasss you have like ten cubits of ticklishness here what's a cubit anywayyyyy what a funny word. Are you my cubit boyyyyy? Mmhmmm oh yes I know, I know you're hard. I noticed believe meeeeee I always know a wannnntyyy silly boyyyy when I see one and I'm gonna tickle you right outta your undiessss yes I ammmm ~ we're gonna get your royal rod all cute and needyyyy and I have my feather right heeereeee ~ naughty lil thing, getting so harddddd just from ticklessss? Tsk tsk. Naughty naughty naughtyyyy ~ yes you wanted ticklessss don't lieeeee I know a naughty naughty when I see one. Mhmm hmmm oooohh yes tell me all about itttt ~ you can't not get hard you can't not get hard~ awww does it tickle? My feather kissing under your top like that? Aww such a big boyyyyy taking your itchyyyy tickles like that. You're throbbing darling ~ mhmm but you're not cumming noooope naughty boys don't get it yet you gotta show me you're a good boyyyy and give me all those giggledropssss from your ticklesssss ~ don't worry I'll hold you and squeeze your sides while you feeeeel all this soft fabric of my outfit on your skin while you tumble down the sparkliessssss ~ and then we'll try again yesss we willlll~<33