#ME DED FR DUDE

[jils-things]

MY JOB IS DONE HERE GOODNIGHT EVERYONE IM SLEEPING

[christmassavestheyear]

jumpsuit mv.

wait is that the same car???

shit he ded

wait no hes ok

wait is that what the banditos wear??? or is he just wearing yellow cause he feels like it.

where the fuck is he we're not in dema anymore toto

oh shit we got horses now. ok.

what does red mean? do bishops wear red?

whats with the two haircuts tho. cause that is him on the car right? is that cause they filmed that back in blurryface era? cause someone said in the comments they filmed it all around the same time and then held that footage for this album

are those banditos??? sick

whats he doing at the wreck tho

dude seriously fuckin tripped at a time like this???? this is why josh is my favourite, tyler (i'm kidding ily)

so the lyric "jumpsuit, jumpsuit, cover me" is that supposed to be, like. asking the uniform to protect him? thus asking the banditos to protect him? idk maybe im overthinking this but thats how it comes off to me

yeah the red robes have to be a bishop, right? nobody wears anything that twat-y without being a twat

whats with the veil

wait wait wait wait wait wait???? bishop+veil= nico??? is this nico??????? he kinda ugly.

ITS NICO I FUCKING CALLED IT

not the fucking vulture. is that clifford

wait so, when a bishop does the thing with the black, does that make a person obliged by like. nature or the universe or something. to do the bishops bidding? is that why tyler just walks behind him like that? because he can't not?

ooh pretty flower

you fucking go banditos. lomls fr

but also literally what fucking point does that serve. yay petals that the bishop cant see. how about helping him.

oh he runnin he a runner he a trackstaaaar

wait that disproves my earlier theory. oh well

shit is he ded (again)

IS THAT JOSH???? LOML

omg the bit at the end of tyler putting on the jacket???? so cool. so fuckin cool.

[funny-fella-fantrolls]

You already know I have to drop a little 🗣️ Vex + Ofu. Heavily intruiged :)

((THis is a follow up to this post!))

Vextri, still clutching his injured shoulder, swings the door open.

Hey, []fu? Y[]u get the bandages and sh][t ready?

A voice comes from another room, clearly sounding a little tired.

Yeah... I did... {ome here, I {an help if you want...

The bronzeblood walks in, seeing Ofu sat there, a worried look on his face.

What... what happened? Are you okay? Sit down, and... and...

A bright green tint fills the limeblood's face.

T-take your shirt off, I need to be able to {lean it first...

Vex responds a little dismissively, not as worried as his friend.

]['m fine. S[]me an[]n dec][ded t[] b][te me pretty fuck][n' hard, but ]['ll l][ve.

He lets go of his shoulder, taking off his jacket and then struggling to pull his shirt over his horns.

See? N[]t even that deep. Deep en[]ugh that ][t needs bandag][n', sure, but []nly barely.

Ofuuno flushes even brighter as he looks over the wound, and he fetches a wipe.

Okay... I'm... I'm gonna {lean it up, sorry if this stings...

He starts wiping away at the wound, making sure it's clean as the bronzeblood winces.

I'm sorry! It's... It's going to be alright...

][t's f][ne. Just... get []n w][th ][t.

Eventually, the wound is clean, and the wipe is tossed into the bin.

Okay, so now I need to bandage it...

He picks up the bandages, and begins slowly wrapping up the other troll's shoulder.

So... why did you get bitten?

D[]n't kn[]w. Typ][cal an[]n sh][t, ][ guess. Luck][ly, ][t gave me a chance t[] pr[]perly test my pr[]ject.

Did... did it work?

Sure d][d. Pretty much perfect. []nly th][ng ][ m][ght wanna w[]rk []n ][s the energy eff][c][ency []f the p[]wer cells, but that m][ght be s[]meth][ng t[] get Therus t[] l[][]k ][nt[], see ][f he can f][nd anyth][ng []ut there.

Ofuuno looks at him with a concerned look on his face.

Does that mean you're a{tually sleeping now?

Yeah. Been catch][ng up.

There's a moment of silence before Vextri speaks up again.

[]fu... ][ sh[]uld ap[]l[]g][ze. ][ heard fr[]m s[]me an[]ns that after what happened y[]u were k][nda beat][ng y[]urself up []ver ][t...

You... you what? N-no, if anyone should be apologizing, it's me, I mean, I went way too far there, a-and I shouldn't have brought up what I did...

Well, yeah, but... ][ kn[]w y[]u meant well, and hell, ][t's not l][ke much else c[]ulda g[]tten thr[]ugh t[] me. Y[]u were try][n' t[] help, and ][ just g[]t mad. ]['m s[]rry. ][ g[]t t[][] wrapped up ][n the pr[]ject, and ][ c[]uldn't see that ][t was hurt][n' y[]u.

Vex... {an we... talk about something? I've been... thinking, a lot...

Sure. ]['ll hear y[]u []ut.

Well, uh, when we had that argument... it was really tough for me... it felt like I was gonna lose you, and... and that idea really hurt...

][... ][ c[]uld tell. S[]unds l][ke y[]u were real br[]ken up ab[]ut ][t. Aga][n, ]['m s[]rry, dude.

Vex... I think... I think there's something I need to tell you about.

G[] ahead.

So... for a long, long time now... I've been having pale feelings for you. A-and I hope that doesn't weird you out or anything...

][... ][ see. ][ mean, ][ can't say the ][dea never []ccured t[] me, ][ mean, we've b[]th heard f[]lks th][nk][n' it.

Y-yeah... b-but... gog, should I even be saying this? {an... {an you promise me you won't get mad when I say this?

][ mean, ]['ll try. K][nda hard t[] pr[]mise that s][nce ][ d[]n't kn[]w what y[]u're g[]nna say.

O-okay. W-well, while we weren't talking... I kept thinking, and...

He takes a shaky breath and looks up, making direct eye contact with the bronzeblood.

I... Vex, I'm flushed for you.

Vextri's eyes go wide, and an orange tint creeps onto his face.

[]fu... Y[]u're... Y[]u're fuck][n' w][th me, r][ght?

N-no... I've been thinking about this for a while, and... fu{k, I shouldn't have said anything...

The limeblood goes silent and just focuses on wrapping Vex's wound up.

L[][]k, dude, ][... ][ d[]n't kn[]w what t[] say... ][ mean... ]['ve never th[]ught ab[]ut that, least n[]t any m[]re than ]['ve had t[] the c[]uple t][mes f[]lks had assumed that bef[]re.

Ofu finishes up the bandaging and stands up, starting to walk off.

Well... I should go... hope you enjoy the rest of the night, Vex...

Just as he's about to leave the room, a hand grabs his wrist, stopping him.

[]fu, l[][]k at me.

He turns around, tears pricking at the corners of his eyes.

][ can't say ]['ve th[]ught ab[]ut ][t, but... That d[]esn't s[]und l][ke the w[]rst th][ng ever. Just... g][ve me a wh][le t[] th][nk ab[]ut ][t, []kay?

You... You don't hate me now?

N[], []fu. ][ d[]n't hate y[]u. ][... ][ c[]uld never hate y[]u. And... ][ kn[]w better than t[] let y[]u g[] s][t and wall[]w ab[]ut th][s. C[]me back ][n here, and... sh][t, ][ dunn[], we c[]uld cuddle unt][l y[]u feel better? ][ kn[]w y[]u l[]ve cuddles.

That... that sounds really ni{e. T-thank you, Vex...

The two sit down on the loungeplank, and Ofu cuddles up close to his now-aware flush crush.

[theuniverseawakens347]

Alissa Chris Malcom willingly put shit on me when LEE TOLD U FEDERAL WAS HAPPENING

At Flora Lindsay Lainy Baylee brooke Caroline pinned things on basket to put on me when basel confronted Lee W THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING NONSENSE none of this made ..

Marcus after yesterday took it off of me and shake admitting perjury through Laing for willingly taking her nudes and meeting up fucking and drugging lainy .. per Lee request ( cause he’s BLACK dark skin)

Chris been knew that willingly took bait so we don’t care about him tried to put shit on Myron t dough as Correy c and Dre cause a jealous piece of shit of those dudes also they’re telepathic and he knows this ..but the weakest scared one of the crew ..and also a sociopath in the head a nigga w NO STREET CODE ETHICS OR MORALS WOULD SET ANYONE ONE UP AND GAS LIGHT THEN HOW ALEX GOT IN TROUBLE ..Chris being STOOPID make sense nigga u was always on some weird shit like Gregory at 54 .. Alex nurse for Chris on some dumb shit and Chris put that on Myron / Correy c t dough seen what happened .. why ya ass really ran to the south “for school” to partnas don’t like you niggas setting u up for they lick back imma help them get it.

Ian can confirm. District boyZ n Ian from a different plain / VERSES past life version of Tristan Ian and Harrell and t dough …Correy c is me .. Jo-Jo is me .. djuana .. guys I don’t really care about her BITXH tried to set me up so 🤷🏽‍♀️ ded

Anyways Alissa fat payout to get me to fuck my family / have a baby by someone NOT MY RIGHTFUL TWIN FLAME THIS LIFE AT HOWARD REQUEST .. u took the bate at Tyler poking holes in my condoms .. lmao this gotta be fucking fake …

THIS HOW YALL LETTING ME COME OUT AS ME?? YO THIS SOME WEAK ASS SHIT.

OBAMA U GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW LIKE BE SOOOOO FUCKING FRFR AINT NOOOO FUCKING WAY THIS REAL LIFE.

Yal weird case n point. I know what I need to know. YALL WEIRD.

I said I’m having two husbands on the blog Lee Howard for Lee tried to “get me pregnant” by one of yal outside of my rightful ones to JUST HOW EARGER LOOSE MORALS YAL ARE. ALL WHO PARTICIPATED CAST AWAY AT MALCOM WEIRDO UR 5 ..why tf would I want ur child or to sleep w u

Who tf flora said my parents snuck me a phone when they came to visit around their Hawaii / Delaware trip .. um 😕 guys be sooo fucking Dr then that makes u a shit support and Baylee a shitty ass liar but also like a shit person to care over kids lmao poor Scarlett .. it’s like u don’t want her .. why get pregnant by Basel miss doing drugs w Ashley in the house / sd OD Emily 🤯

LIVES ON REPEAT. ETERNAL DAMNNATION. 😈 on a different planet. Good luck fightING in the war soldiers. ALL OF CLARITY HOUSE EXCEPT CAILTIN CAUSE SHE ADMITTED / ALERTED BASEL AND DISNT DO THIS WEIRDO SHIT THANKS SISTR .. EMAN INFORNMANT. DEAD. FUCK THAT LYING AS NARCISCO BITCH KILLED HER OWN BROTHER AND TOLD NO one. Also SHE KNEW THE DAY SHE WALKED OUT SHE WAS FUCKED. CAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO SELL HER SOUL SHE DID. AND HER BROTHER GAVE HER THE VOICES FOR KILLING HIM AND NOT ADMITTING IT TO ANYONE .. oops revenge on everyone mom is DEATH. permanent. Okay sorry ramzi, I don’t care. Taylor psycho hate her death lied about psych ward to do drugs Baylee signed off on it Erin can ATest..eyes in the sky to the fuck shit

I gotta go about everyone in this??

Marcus death don’t care

Shake make right don’t care handle w Ian and Tristan

Harrell I like u battle it out w bay but he’s get baby

Yal niggas really fr? Rn ? This real life … where’s the “THIS A JOKE” sign cause no way ..

Ian death by perjury thru Lee Alissa Morris I’m just kidding 🤷🏽‍♀️ idk yal just tell me I’m just writing it at papa 👴🏻

Kk over the “proving I’m telepathic “ ITS NOT GOING NO WHERE Lee how u still think I’m lying but guilty of knowing I’m not lying about that

Yal gone tell me this was ONE BUG FAMILY GAME U WIN WE LET U FREE .. I just 🙂🖕🏽🤯

Yal doing this cause the amount of fucking drugs she put me on .. and fried my spleen n brains .. 🤷🏽‍♀️ a bitch be walking every day .. not retarted a little slow and HIGHLY FUCKING HIGHLY PISSED KIM PLAYING MICKY AND IM STILL IN THIS FUCKING CAR NIGGAS COULD HAVE GOTTEN ME A FUCKING HOTEL YAL SOME CHEAP BAGS OF DICKS.

[lovestay-remade]

hello its ur fav first year college student reporting in

[thadeeliv]

Warriors: Forest of Secrets in a nutshell

Oakheart: i found some children

Graypool: no you didn't

Oakheart: just raise them

Fireheart: it's cold

Bluestar: gathering time

Tallstar: things are good

Bluestar: hooray

Fireheart: yo ravenpaw

Ravenpaw: sup

Fireheart: remember that really traumatic event that forced you to leave thunderclan

Fireheart: could you recount it in vivid detail please

Ravenpaw: rocks fell, oakheart died

Fireheart: cool thx

Tigerclaw: what the fuck

Fireheart: hey mistyfoot how did oakheart die

Mistyfoot: rocks

Graypool: stonefur and mistyfoot are thunderclan

Fireheart: hey bluestar tigerclaw's a fukin traitor

Bluestar: interesting

Fireheart: also riverclan has thunderclan babies

Bluestar: i changed my mind, fuck you

Cloudkit: fuk u brokentail

Darkstripe: fuckin kittypet

Cloudkit: what's a kittypet

Fireheart: you

Cloudkit: :O

Cinderpaw: let's get medicine

Cloudkit: i'm holding out...

Cinderpaw: SOME JEW

Brindleface: baby time

Badger: *appears*

Tigerclaw: what the fuck

Tigerclaw: off to twolegplace

Fireheart: what the fuck

Fireheart: lotta wotter

Graystripe: i need to see my gf

Fireheart: k

Fireheart: oh shit babies

Leopardfur: what the fuck

Crookedstar: thank you

Fireheart: we hunt for you

Crookedstar: ok

Cloudkit: i come too

Fireheart: no

Cloudkit: >:(

Silverstream: i'm gregnant (graystripe pregnant)

Fireheart: what the fuck

Tigerclaw: what the fuck

Bluestar: you are now apprentices again

Graystripe: awh

Tigerclaw: cross that branch

Fireheart: okay

Tigerclaw: *jostles the limb*

Bluestar: gathering time

Bluestar: we gotta go through shadowclan

ShadowClan: what the fuck

Nightstar: bluestar has brokenstar

Fireheart: wow bluestar who lost her kits sure does look like mistyfoot who is a kit from thunderclan

RiverClan: attack

ShadowClan: attack

Brackenpaw: fuck off

Tigerclaw: brokentail my bro my dude my guy what is UP

Cloudpaw: i'm your apprentice now

Graystripe: oh no it's baby time

Silverstream: im ded

Graystripe: :(

Cinderpaw: :(

Tigerclaw: what the fuck

Bluestar: he just like me fr

Fireheart: this is your mom

Princess: :D

Leopardfur: give us the children

Bluestar: no

Cinderpaw: i'm gonna be a medicine cat

Cloudpaw: i come too

Fireheart: yes

Cloudpaw: :)

Fireheart: hunting time

Cloudpaw: tigerstar's coming

Fireheart: oh no

Bluestar: hello tigerclaw

Tigerclaw: goodbye bluestar

Fireheart: tigerclaw u fukin traitor

Brokentail: surprise bitch i'm evil too

Bluestar: tigerclaw u fukin traitor

Yellowfang: brokentail you are my son

Yellowfang: now die

Fireheart: uhhh

Bluestar: fireheart is my deputy now

Leopardfur: give us the children

Bluestar: no

Graystripe: yes

Graystripe: i'm joining riverclan

Fireheart: ...fuck.

[certifiedceraunophile]

Just came up with the most INSANELY amazing plot bunny I have ever had the honor of harbouring in my glitter graveyard...........like it’s SO GOOD YÁLL I’M GONNA CRY

and it’s for my wife @bellemorte180 and jfc this is the most fun I’ve ever had plot bunnying, Erica and I have decided to keep mum on the details but basically it all started with me desperately wanting Caroline to commit mass and I mean massively MASS genocide against humanity and enlist the originals help for the same and I just didnt know how to do that though.....like what could possibly be the reason and so I started working backwards from genocide went to a lot of disturbing places along the way but finally ended w Caroline as an xyz Earth Goddess (not yet sure on the mythology) who’s been slumbering for the past 3-4 millenniums and has now woken up to the utter shitshow that is humanity and our world-wide war against Mother Nature, and Caroline is pissed at how humans have essentially destroyed large chunks of her planet irrevocably and are continuing to do the same to the rest, so she starts a series of plagues that basically makes human’s drop dead like flies all over the world, I’m not gonna say more bc that will give away too much but Klaus falls for Caroline w/o knowing she’s the earth goddess who’s doing all of this and the feral shit that he is, after learning that Caroline is actually the earth goddess he’s a tiny bit cautious of an unbeatable being, a little bit amused that she’s committing mass genocide in the most organized colour coded binder with laminated flash cards way possible, a LOT horny at the absolute livid divinity of her and just largely still nicely whipped and smitten for her bc seriously tho why wouldnt he be I mean he doesnt bloody care for humanity as long as all the art and music and culture is preserved which obviously Caroline does, she’s not an uncultured plebe tyvm and is very happy going on murder sprees with his favourite goddess as humans die right left and centre. 

like yes yes its a bit depraved but erica enjoys it and its a gift for her and I always have loved a healthy dose of massacres and mass murdering in the content I consume so no really we are not taking criticism 

BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE PART I’M MOST EXCITED FOR AND OH MY GOD I CANT REVEAL WHAT PART I AM ACTUALLY EXCITED FOR BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY EVERYTHING GOOD AND tiny AND BRIGHT IN THIS WRLD

And jfc I can’t stop Dreaming about this and plotting it in my head and just RUNNING around with it, and oh god Erica loves it so much (w good reason) and I am just giddy with how insane this idea is and just how much I love it for it

asdfghjkl I’m smiling so wide and literally buzzing with excitement fr it it’s making me lose sleep like please I need this in my life this instant.

But really though the BEST fandom experience ever according to me is plot bunnying w your friends shooting ideas back and forth and just *ded-ing* every two seconds over how absolutely MAGNIFICENT the ideas are

I got to sound board Erica’s newest upcoming work The Machiavellian the past two weeks or so (Erica noticed that I spelt it right just for you) and DUDE IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST FANFIC IDEA I HAVE HEARD IN AGES like oh my god *bites fist* IT’S SO FUCKING AMAZING like Erica’s brain is a WONDER and I am in awe bc it’s literally EVERYTHING YOU WOULD EVER WANT IN A CRIME THRILLER AU

Like this is the kind of fic that would be made into a movie that all top actors  in the industry would FIGHT for a chance to act in...........like No seriously and sincerely tho it’s so good and intricate and nuanced and just ties up together so perfectly and just SO SMART like it is so fucking SMART I have an intellectual boner for my wife, LIKE DUDE THE DETAILS  The DETAILS are fucking ELEGANT and Erica’s gonna be such a teasing lil shit in this one, teasing and riling up the readers with clues and hints that only serve to make you HUNGER for the truth just like in wanderlust, like dude she is gonna be MEAN stingy with the deets until the grand reveal and OH MY GOD THE GRAND REVEAL IS GONNA BREAK US ALL Like I legit see everyone going WTF I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL BUT THANK YOU FOR BITCH SLAPPING ME WITH IT ANYWAYS

And also also oh my god the slow burn 🥺💀💀THE SLOW BURN WE ARE GONNA LIVE AND DIE IN JFC My soul will not survive Caroline and Klaus being super Badass private underground agents (of a sort) on a damn MISSION the slowest barest of lingering touches the heart to hearts the constant teetering and dangling on the precipice of something so unimaginably new great and EPIC....the REPRESSION THE PINING THE SLOW FUCKING BURN  jfc I might combust if someone does not throw a bucket of water at me Like dude I’ve read the outline there’s like no way I’m gonna survive this heart stirringly beautiful slow exploration between them.

Like this idea is so good it has not left my mind in DAYS and I am DROWNING in it and Erica has done such a fine job outlining it and reading through the outline yelling at her every time she blows my brain into a hundred buzzing pieces I can only say the plot is so GORGEOUSLY intricate and complex and nuanced and just LAYERED and honestly if anybody can pull off such a complex plot it’s Erica and I JUST CANT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT FOR THIS BABY LIKE OH MY GOD  LISTENING TO YOUR FAV AUTHORS COMING UP WITH YET ANOTHER UNRELENTINGLY BRILLIANT IDEA IS AN *EXPERIENCE* AND I AM HONOURED TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF IT.

And now plot bunnying again for my own idea with her has AGAIN given me something I am seriously seriously EXCITED enough to sincerely work on for the first time in AGES and I am fucking HIGH w it like please sir this idea is gonna suffocate me with the feels

eenyways yeah so that’s what I’m internaly screaming about instead of studying bc I’m just so giddily excited for both the ideas I had to come leave an unedited chaotic word vomit here and like seriously tho I’m bouncing in my seat this is gonna kill me slowly and perfectly I just know it like I just do and I am HERE FOR IT.

[marukrawler]

bakugan battle brawlers liveblogging episode 34

- eyy im excited to see how this trial will continue

- wait so??? dan is being sent back to earth along w the others?? ISN’T HIS TRIAL INCOMPLETE???

- love how this dude didn’t get to test anybody

- stop dueling joe for a sec masky boi and come get ur trial

- why is dan so freaked out by the sight of his friends, the clown stuff was just part of the trial?? maybe him being so unnerved is proof that his isn’t over yet idk

- love how the completion of their trial hinges on them not being equal in strength to the others, we love to see it

- idk ig that makes sense but still

- honestly what kind of trial is that. how does that deal w personal growth??

- this is just mc business as usual but now they’re actually. spelling it out for the audience lmao

- ok but what if joe wins?? will he get to make you his friend or

- i mean??? what can he do??? nothing that’s right

- i mean aside from talking shit about joe online but like, you’re the webmaster lmaoo you can literally. block his ass. indefinitely

- wyvern literally said she’s about to be a one person army and she needs no other bakugan to help her out, SHE’S GONNA TAKE ON MARMELADE BOI ON HER OWN

- we have no choice but to stan

- it just fucking occurred to me that joe and masquerade have the same va, IM ONCE AGAIN REMINDED OF THE RANGE

- NO OP UR RIGHT SHE IS

- girlboss wyvern and malewife drago

- her little screech IM DED

- omg

- OMG???

- she’s a shy bean

- get dunked on, she’s even stronger than a base lvl legendary warrior

- not oregano murder

- so close to being the perfect meme but alas

- can’t have shit in wardington

- masky boi is this close to being like ‘dude stop complimenting me im trying to be EVIL’

- i think what fucks masquerade up the most about this is that not only is jo happy-go-lucky and overall nice but he’s also just discovering what wyvern can do and goes “oh! i see, so this is what this ability does :D” like he’s fr about to get beat by a dude who’s maybe brawled once in his life lmaoo

- GET DUNKED ON

- will masky boi ragequit for the first time, stay tuned

- YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET BEAT BY THE POWER OF WHOLESOMENESS MASKY BOI

- tbh i think this might just be the whole episode and we get to deal with dan’s bs in the next ep

- OH SHIT???? ig there is such a good thing as too much positivity rip

- ohh so being an ultimate bakugan means being able to control the cores without issue

- idk if this is old information but im prone to forget stuff anyway lmao so

- why does wyvern have two different ability names if the effect is the same. . .she can stop the gate card from working. . .

- OK BIG BANG BLAZE IS ACTUALLY OP AF???

- MASQUERADE HONEY UR NOT READY FOR THIS

- if you can revive an ability w big bang blaze, can you use that to revive the big bang blaze card so you can use it again

- HE’S SO PISSED IM CRYING

- THAT’S KARMA FOR YOU SWEETIE

- i mean. is this not joe’s win if the last gate card is his gate card.

- joe fr about to jumpstart marmelade boi’s redemption arc

- what kinda gate card was that bruh ;A; it only boosted wyvern w 50gs??

- the echo effect when masky boi said destruction impact im crying,,,,

- her stance has me weak

- omg he’s so smug i hate him

- but i also love him what a conundrum

- wyvern said BITCH U THOUGHT????

- holy shit why does wyvern’s ability cards look so damn cool

- bruh take this L

- oh shit she OBLITERATED DUAL HYDRA

- HE ACTUALLY LOST IM SO HAPPY

- JOE AND WYVERN, YOU DESERVE THIS WIN

- so glad dan wasn’t the first to beat him my gosh

- don’t be a petty bitch joe and wyvern beat u fair and square

- duh. naga pays for his cable

- hOME VIDEOS??? OF WHAT???? IM

- oh so its like?? baby videos??

- lowkey misaki cafe needs to be shut down its. pretty sketchy how there’s ONLY grown men and the servers are underage girls. do better runo’s dad bc this ain’t it

- eyy the legendary warriors kept their promise

- that means reaper is back too

- ok parents pls shut up

- so from what we can hear shun is an excellent liar and julie sucks at following his lead and marucho can barely think of anything to say.

- omg im so sad for you miyoko

- ur husband better be here to make you feel better

- OMG SHE WAS SO WORRIED I CAN’T

- ESPECIALLY W ALL THESE INDIFFERENT PARENTS

- omg he told her everything?? unreal

- bakugan serial killer masky boi confirmed

- lets all take a moment to say thanks to wyvern for all the positive vibes in this ep

- idk why they’re both surprised, it’s not like adults can’t interact w bakugan (klaus and julio are proof of that) they only said that adults didn’t have any interest in bakugan, not that they couldn’t hear them??

- drago like ‘ma’am pls im a grown up too’

- the fact that dan is gone and shinjiro was nowhere in sight or in the know or taking a leave from work to be with his wife. . .what is this

- they’re legit divorced in gi, i couldn’t be more sure

- damn alice that’s a long ass errand

- also does he know about the trials in there. . .and how they can make ur bakugan evolve. . .

- ig that was the end of the episode lol. was kinda hoping masquerade remembered joe’s words when he was by himself but ig masky boi is going to nag the warrior of darkness into evolving hydra lmao

[thadeeliv]

Warriors: Dawn in a nutshell

Cats: gathering time Twolegs: fourtrees more like ZEROtrees lmao Leafpaw: girl help i'm stuck Cody: i'm girl Coal: despite all my rage i am still just a cat in a cage Gorsetail: i'm gorsetail Crowpaw: hey i'm home Owlpaw: no you're not Mudclaw: get the fuck out of our territory Brambleclaw: we were literally just about to do that Stormfur: i wanna tell dad his daughter died Squirrelpaw: hey we're home Cinderpelt: SURPRISE ATTACK, GORDON! Squirrelpaw: where is everyone Cinderpelt: sunningrocks Squirrelpaw: hey we're home Mousefur: i'm racist Firestar: oh squirrelpaw my precious daughter my dear fuzzy ruby you're back Firestar: oh and you too tigerstar Greystripe: stormfur! :D Greystripe: where is my daughter Stormfur: she ded Greystripe: was it an epic gamer death Stormfur: yeah Greystripe: sick Brambleclaw: we need to leave the forest Firestar: i agree Tallstar: i agree Leopardfur: i don't Firestar: guess we can't go then Sasha: hello Leafpool: [thinking] dont ask if she fucked tigerstar dont ask if she fucked tigerstar Spottedleaf: your sister is in a cage Squirrelpaw: we should save her Brambleclaw: in a bit Squirrelpaw: so you're just gonna let her fucking die huh Sorreltail: i come too Greystripe: i come too Leafpool: thank you :) Gorsetail: i'm gorsetail Twolegs: i like the grey murdery one :) Firestar: where is greystripe Brambleclaw: the twolegs got him Firestar: god DAMN it brambleclaw Brambleclaw: so who's deputy now Firestar: greystripe Ferncloud: my children are fucking dead Cody: omg she just like me fr Sasha: hewwo Firestar: what the fuck Hawkfrost: dude that's my mom Firestar: did you fuck tigerstar Sasha: yeah Firestar: cool Sasha: bye rusty Tawnypelt: guys the twolegs are attacking shadowclan Thunderclan: we help Windclan: we help too Riverclan: we help too Hawkfrost: no we don't Mistyfoot: yes we do Tree: time to live out the greatest dream any tree could ever have: killing firestar Firestar: i could barely see starclan or that weird scale model they're building Leopardstar: FINE i GUESS we'll leave the forest that is literally falling apart and will not exist in like a week ugh pushy much Cody: goodbye forever Cats: we're walking Smokepaw: *fucking dies* Squirrelpaw: ...okay let's not do THAT Squirrelpaw: snow is cold :( Talon: what the fuck Talon: come with me to the cave Cats: *sleep for a week* Stormfur: i stay Squirrelpaw: okay Squirrelpaw: i love you Brambleclaw: ✓Seen Spottedleaf: come join starclan's new swimming club Leafpaw: okay Leafpaw: we're here Gorsetail: i'm gorsetail