#MBWG!!!! always lovely interacting with you i love your posts big fan esp of the way you call gojo your wife and want to monch him

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Oh my gosh I love this! That sounds awesome!!

Now, personally, I was thinking, like, a cursed technique or something drops Gojo in the world of Lotr and he ends up getting picked up by a travelling batch of elves and taken to Imladris (or he lands in Imladris in the first place- face-first you understand because that would also be funny) to Chill and Heal y'know 'cause they'd see his Issues and Overwork and be like, 'oh no you need elven therapy' *yoink!*

But the thing about Gojo is that he Does Not Heal because he would have to Sit Still and Think in order to Chill or Deal With His Issues, which is a Big No. So he just runs around causing chaos and giving elves existential crises (have yet to decide if he'd still have his powers or not because I would assume LotR would be a land with magic and without CE because the energy that Vibes there is different because Different Worlds but that depends on your interpretation of the theory of the multiverse and multiple worlds and etc. etc. etc.)

And whether he meets Cast and Crew is also up to you as well as Which One but mostly i just had this image in my head of Elrond staring at the camera with a deadpan 'I'm too old for this' expression while something blows up in the background smoke wafts up and elves scream (musically).

*Remember that to the elves Gojo would be A BABY and they've absolutely had Chaotic Babies before but Gojo would despise being seen as such and would absolutely take it as motivation to become The Most Chaotic Baby the elves have Ever Seen out of spite and then eventually Yuuji shows up through a portal he forcibly ripped through worlds with the help of the (unwilling) sorcerer/Curse User's technique-

(Who knows maybe he ate him and absorbed it, the levels of freak you're willing to go to are still Up To You, maybe it's left purposefully vague so the option is there, the amount which Yuuji are is also Up To You, heck maybe he found a way to just eat a person's technique, thus ripping one of the most essential parts of them out of their bodies permanently, I don't know, the author left it purposefully vague.)

-and is like 'There you are sensei we've been looking everywhere for you , you were late to class, did you know? Kugisaki and Megumi are ticked. Welp, time to go home now' and *yoinks* him right back out again.

The elves return to their Regularly Scheduled Programming but books are written about Gojo in the dead of night because they, as a collective, Cannot Get Him Out Of Their Head. Nobody writes ballads though because they are trying to Stop Remembering, not Remember More. None of the elves talk about it ever again.

I have just discovered there are no Jujutsu Kaisen/Lord of the Rings crossovers and I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed