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[theophagie]

I can't even begin to imagine being bothered by the swearing in hb (and I don't go there but hh too by extension), like. Do you people truly not swear. Is life not bad enough

[astelren]

MtL BSD who wants kids

ೃ⁀➷ TW/CW: Fluff, GN Reader?, Few mentions of reader getting pregnant, let me know if I need to add more TW/Tags ♡ Minors please interact with me only by liking or reblogs. ➳ Characters: All ADA&Port Mafia characters expect Kyōka Izumi, Kenji Miyazawa, Kyūsaku Yumeno

⤠ Jealousy HCs (Dazai, Chuuya) ⤟ BSD Masterlist (soon!) ⤠ Pregnancy with Kouyou ⤟

First post on this blog so I thought I would go with something easy and quick, since I'm still working on this blog aesthetic! Please do not mind if stuff changes easily, it's just me testing the waters. Hope you like this!!❤ - This is a rewriting of my old work, originally posted on @/bdsmess.

ADA

Yukichi Fukuzawa

Doppo Kunikida

Akiko Yosano

Ranpo Edogawa

Osamu Dazai

Junichirou Tanizaki

Atsushi Nakajima

Port Mafia

Ryuro Hirotsu

Ogai Mori

Sakunosuke Odasaku

Kouyou Ozaki

Motojiro Kajii

Ango Sakaguchi

Chuuya Nakahara

Ichiyou Higuchi

Ryunosuke Akutagawa

I put Ryuro Hirotsu, Yukichi Fukuzawa, and Ogai Mori in top places because of their age and wealth. They will talk about starting a family soon, maybe trying to be so obvious, like they would see a child no I’m not considering Elise here and have a baby fever, however if you show any kind of discomfort by it they are going stop and have a serious talk about it.

Doppo Kunikida and Sakunosuke Odasaku would totally want some children, in the future or sooner. They would totally wait for you to be ready for starting a family, asking multiple times and having frequently serious talk. While with Oda I can see him being more like “if it happens it happens”, Doppo would have any planned before hand.

Akiko Yosano and Kouyou Ozaki or mommys are going to be very happy to start a family! Maybe they will try a little to convince you to start one, but if you say that you aren’t ready or a simple “no” they will accept it without problems. I think Kyouko is going to be a little more pushy than Yosano thought.

Ranpo Edogawa and Osamu Dazai they are… Uhm… Not really that much interested. For now. It’s not something they ever thought about, like if you brought it up they are going to be surprised. I put them higher only because if you talk about it multiple times or got pregnant, they would probably take their responsibilities and start a family. They only need time.

Motojiro Kaiji and Ango Sagakuchi are very similar to Ranpo and Dazai actually. Neither of them really thought about having a family, but I don’t think they are against the idea of starting one. They simply need time since works come first, and it’s better to have a more normal life style for a child looking at you kaiji.

Chuuya Nakahara and Ichiyou Higuchi would be actually kind of scared and confused to start a family. They are both wealthy enough to take care of children, but they also know that it doesn’t come from a good place, especially for children. I put Higuchi lower simply cause she wonders if she is going to be a good mom, while Chuuya is going to get pretty used to the idea sooner.

Junichirou Tanizaki, Atsushi Nakajima, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa are the ones who only start thinking about family after a long while. I don’t think that the three of them would be ready to have such responsibilities on their shoulder, since they are very young, but I’ll say that Atsushi and Akutagawa are going to be the ones most against starting a family even if older while Junichirou will maybe open up to the idea.

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[clo-rofilla]

Dopo tedesco, l’Uomo viene a prendermi e andiamo a pranzare con un gelatone a La Romana, una delle più buone gelaterie romane.

io: medio o grande? lui: grande, ovvio!! è il mio pranzo!!!!

Al tavolo, io finisco in un battibaleno il mio cono medio, ho ancora evidente fame, penso distintamente: “mortacci mia che l’ho preso medio”, e mi lancio nella mia attività preferita da quando sono nella relazione con quel povero esemplare di maschio, ossia: inizio a guardare languidamente il suo cono sperando che me lo faccia leccare. (honi soit qui mal y pense, il peccato è negli occhi di chi guarda). Ora, dovete sapere che il cono dell’Uomo è sempre più grande del mio, e io mi pento sistematicamente troppo tardi di non voler sembrare l’avida grassona quale dentro di me so di essere.

A metà della mia solita manfrina, che si attira un accigliato sguardo del turista seduto accanto a noi - il quale, temo, abbia interpretato meno alla lettera le mie mire pornografiche sul cono dell’Uomo - quest’ultimo mi porge tutta la rimanente parte del cono, con dentro ancora lo squaglio di cioccolato bianco (sì, alla Romana ti mettono un libidinoso squaglio di cioccolato a tua scelta in fondo, ma proprio una roba che sì, oh mio dio sì, ancora, di piùùùù!). Io lo guardo come guarderei l’arcangelo Gabriele se venisse ad annunciarmi che sono incinta di mille gelati con squaglio di cioccolato, e senza una remora mi lancio nella più spontanea dichiarazione d’amore possibile: ti sposo.

Lui sorride dolcemente, e aspetta in silenzio che io finisca il cono, sempre mentre lo guardo con gratitudine e amore, e con lo stupore con cui si guarderebbe un unicorno, una sirena, o un’altra creatura magica e mitologica e preziosa e speciale, conscia del fatto che io non farei mai un simile gesto, né per lui né per un moribondo né per Gesù in persona se risorgesse all’improvviso davanti a me per togliermi i peccati del mondo. Poi, una volta finito, mi guarda negli occhi e mi dice, sussurrando teneramente:

amore, io ti conosco. e infatti, m’ero già magnato un panino co’ la mortazza.

[mrs-djokovic]

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