#M!A start

[ask-badly-drawn-vladimir]

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DREAMTALIA PI AU UPON THEE!!!!

(For 10 asks or as long as Mun wants ❤️)

((YEAHHHH!!!!!

Okay so, pi au is a dreamtalia AU where Vladimir is the host, this event is not canon to the blog, and is instead a different timeline of events! This event will be available for 10 asks!!

The base information for this is, Vanya the nation who Vladimir is in charge of dies, Vladimir is then becomes the target of Rev and is now the new host :]

Have fun!!!))

[askmafiabobvelseb]

m!a beka is now tiny >:)

[trianglethesillyfella]

m!a you are lightbulb for ten asks

eexcuse me what.

[unwelcomeoutside]

(idk how to become an anon so-) M!A everyone is a human for 10 ask's >:]

I chose, for you guy's sake, I will just post Barnaby and let y'all have fun with this! Maybe I'll finish the rest of this sometime, but I don't want to push back anymore asks. Anyways! For the next 10 asks, the puppets will be human! Do what you will with this.

[parttimepuff]

Oh yeah Deedles was having a panic attack much like how meta was having a panic attack much like you may or may not by the end of this ask bandwanna wabble bee see the reason Beep was calming him down was because an anon (not myself regrettably) tossed an m!a at him, as in, a magic anon, rendering him a dark matter for like, I dunno. 20 minutes for you guys? Same deal with Meta, short Sweet panic inducing and very informative for them both!

M!A dark matter bandanna dee

As the long run-on sentence went on, the Waddle Dee was truly overwhelmed by the info being thrown at them all at once. "W-wait, huh, what??" Bandana questioned, having more than a few thoughts on the subject and no real inkling on what was to come. The same could not be sad for the king as he began reaching out for them. "Hey, you better not-" Dedede demanded, but for naught as a cloud of colored smoke surrounded his advisor, leaving a Dark Matter drone with their signature head-wear.

"…shit." The Penguin muttered, Kirby open mouthed at the transformation that had just taken place. As for Bandana. "…aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" They screeched, any questions they'd had replaced with blind panic. The two winced at the unexpected volume and they weren't the only ones, Beep shooting up straight in her room on the Starcutter.

"B-bandana, it's ok!!" Dedede insisted, trying to calm them down with the first thing that came to mind. "It won't last!! …right, it won't, right?" Kirby asked the king, his uncertainty not helping matters. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Bandana continued, having hardly stopped as they had no need to take a breath in this state. "Nova damnit-" The penguin cursed, taking off his robe and wrapping them up in it. They continued screaming, though now the sound was muffled considerably.

Sighing, Dedede patted the Waddle Dee through the robe. It was the best he could do until they calmed down. But she might be able to do better. "WHO ARE YOU???" Beep shouted back through her mind just to be heard. "AAAAAAAAAA?????" Was Bandana's best response, not recognizing the voice. "Yer probably driving her nuts, Bandee." The king commented, not certain his advisor would absorb what he'd said. "Her..? Oh, Beep can hear them, right?" Kirby inquired, leaning in as though he could hear her as well.

The penguin nodded, turning his attention back to the new Matter. "Bandana! Bandana, take a deep breath, ok!? Close yer eyes. ..eye." Dedede corrected. "aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Bandana wailed, tough at least more quietly. "WHATS WRONG WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING???" Beep tried again, more frantic now about what was going on. "hhhhhhhhh, this is too much, Way too much at once..!" The Waddle Dee finally managed to express. Another pat. "Ah know, Bandana, it's a lot. Just listen to us. Don't think too hard about it." The penguin reminded them. "We're here and you're safe!" Kirby seconded.

"Well, tell me what’s wrong and where you are holy shit-" Beep probed, ready to go find them as soon as she could. Trying to calm themself down, Bandana focused on their voices. "Ok, ok ok ok, just listening, listening will help. I'm safe. I-I'm safe, right? You're safe??" They frantically asked. "We're all safe here, promise, Bandee!!" The puff echoed, patting them a few times for good measure. "Yer not in any danger and yer not a danger to us, Bandana." Dedede assured them.

"Ok, ok w-we're safe. I'm in, just in the throne room, been in here a million times. Did-is anyone going to come in?? Oh Nova, I was so loud-" Bandana whimpered. "Throne room-" Beep began, before she paused, understanding now what was happening. With a level of malice she rarely used, she hissed. "Anons." It wasn't hard for her to put those pieces together. Inside the room, Dedede tried to reassure the poor Dee. "Ah don't think-" He started, interrupted by knocking at the door, leaving them all silent.

"….Kirby, go answer that. Outta the room." Dedede instructed. "Right! Right, I'll do that!!" Kirby agreed, running off to run defense. Bandana groaned, their fears realized. "Y-yeah, those no good gray guys with the sunglasses, they did this a-and oh Nova, what if someone comes in..!" They despaired, terrified of what could happen to them, to the others. The king blinked, confused by their response "Eh? Oh, yer talking to her." He surmised. "H-huh?" The Waddle Dee replied. "Let Beep know ah'm here with you and you'll be alright." The penguin told them.

It was Beep that they'd been talking to..? "His majesty, he said, um he wants you to know he's here." Bandana relayed, hesitant. "Oh shit? Deeds?" Beep responded, surprised, but relieved that he was there to help them. "Y-yeah, King Dedede. Y-you know him well..?" The Waddle Dee inferred. "Pretty well." Dedede confirmed. "Are you one of his friends…? I mean, even if you aren’t I’m sure you’d be okay. I’m sorry the anons are bullying you too…" She expressed.

"I'm, I work as his advisor. We, yeah, we're really good friends… I, thank you… I never expected them to-I didn't know they could do something like this." Bandana explained. "That's, kinda on me. Ah should've told you." Dedede apologized, glancing away despite the fact that they couldn't see him. "Good! Good. So you’ll be okay!" Beep ensured them. "Anons are jerks. A lot of them anyway. They kinda do whatever the fuck they want." She grumbled. "What’s your name? Are you gonna be okay being like-" A pause. It could be left unsaid. "You gonna be okay?"

"I will be, I'll be ok…" Bandana repeated, mostly to convince themself. Trying to move on, they focused on the rest. "We've had to kick them out enough times that we know that, hmph." They huffed, more than done with their shenanigans. "My name is Bandana Dee. I'm… i-it feels so strange, but I'm, nothing hurts and I'm not, no one else is, hurt…" The Waddle Dee trailed off, still cared of the thought. "See? …it's scary, but yer still you. That hasn't changed." Dedede told them, speaking from experience.

"I-it hasn't, no. …I'm, I apologize for screaming." Bandana replied to the Matter now that they understood what she must have heard. "…why would anyone get hurt." Beep interrogated, making them tense. "I-I, that's…" The Waddle Dee searched, flustered, for the right words, catching the king's attention. "That is, what I meant was, g-getting hurt was, because I was really scared-" They continued, making things snap into focus for their boss. "Oh. Yikes. That's one thing we're going to need to teach everyone, the big thing, really." Dedede figured. "Dedede, please-" They pleaded.

"Oh." Beep realized what they'd been getting at. "I didn’t hurt anyone when I got scared. You won’t, either." She promised. "Y-yes… You're right, I-I won't. I'm, so sorry…" Bandana apologized, ashamed of thinking of the possibility. "Mm. Ah'm sure you would've come around to this without the forced transformation, but… Well, ah'm glad you know what ah know now." Dedede patted them on the head. They supposed they did know now, having spoken to her. She was just as they'd insisted she was, if not more so. Nothing like some of the things they'd heard.

"I understand… U-um, Beep? We're going to work really, really hard on announcing you and your family's citizenship. I have some ideas, we're gonna do our best." Bandana announced. This came as quite the surprise. "…really?" Beep asked, hopeful. "Really! It's, I've never really put together something like this before, but we'll go over everything with you before we start. I think his majesty has a number for you?" They glanced at the king. "Fer her uncle, but yeah." Dedede confirmed.

They paused. "Her what? Um, I need to get, caught up on everything first, I think." Bandana figured. "He has Gremlin's phone number, I think." Beep remembered. "Gremlin?? Is your uncle??" The Waddle Dee exclaimed. "Yup." Dedede confirmed nonchalantly. "Huh…" They hummed. So much strange new information. "Is it, gonna be soon?" Beep asked. "Um, if we work at it consistently, we'd probably be ready in about a week? Maybe two, depending on getting material together." They detailed.

This time, Beep said nothing. She was just surprised. Pleasantly so, but surprised nonetheless. They were working hard for her, even Bandana who had just been terrified of what she was. It wasn't lost on them how she must feel, either. With what she'd been through... they felt they could understand her, even if just a little. And as that thought passed, smoke billowed out from Dedede's robe, leaving the Waddle Dee back in their original shape. They'd certainly learned something in what must have been the last 10 minutes.

[ask-hws-guam]

Magic!Anon: Playboy bunny outfit for 50 asks!

Is this punishment for being away for a while?

[ask-gentleman-steampunk-onceler]

m!a: you're now a robot!!

“Pardo-”

(ooc: first m!a yippee I hope to see a lot of these rah also anon didn't mention for how long so I'll do it for 1 more post)

[perfect-fourth]

As if a flip is switched, the world seems clearer now. Where the passion for romance once resided, now only the cold of logic and the warmth of blood remains. M!A: Jhin is severed from his Want of Need- now, only purpose and hunger remain. Lasts until someone is dead.

In a flash, it was as if every fragment of turmoil he felt over his recent and numerous failed relationships had been bled out of him and replaced by a clarity he was familiar with, but had not experienced in at least 2 years. He inhaled slowly, as if to take in the feeling with a fresh perspective that filled his lungs and spread through his veins in joyous relief. This would be a nice break from his loathsome human desires, but alas, it would not last forever. There was no way he wasn't going to murder someone in the next few days. A week, maximum.

"Thank you."

[the-one-true-cure]

Haha get stoned :D

[Throws a stone that Transforms You Into Human Upon Contact at Florence]

-Feral Anon // M!A moment

Of course, Florence was taken by surprise from the sudden onslaught by the anonymous. Though, when everything was set and done, Florence himself didn’t appear to look much different.. perhaps due to his prior skin and face becoming actual robes and a mask to conceal his new human-like appearance.

“Hm.. Suppose I feel just slightly different. What an interesting turn of events- perhaps I can conduct my research without staff interference now?”

[infiniteproxy]

m!a: fuchsia for a week! because we all want to see how bad it could be

SIGH.

this feels disgusting every time, i will have yøu knøw.

unlike søme peøple, i dø nøt labør under delusiøns øf false authørity, sø it is as bad as "myself as a fish".

[emberoops]

M!A Its may! Lets do a little just add water- every time you get wet you become one of the merfolk! Lasts till the end of the month

oh man

I bathe every day man what the heck

fire cleansing time or do I just fill the tub and roll with it

[witchofthescions]

The Midnight Man: The muse performs a ritual and now something is in their house. Avoid it at all costs. Ritual ends after six days.

Something I've Had Burning a Hole in My Pocket for a While

Ernastral was a big fan of reading. Growing up, once she'd unlocked the secrets of the written word, she'd read anything and everything she could get her hands on. Labels, letters, signs, actual books, it didn't matter. If it had words on it, she'd read them.

So it should come as no surprise that she was quite fond of perusing the Thaumaturges' Guild library. There was so much to read about! She could pull a random tome off the shelf and discover something new about Ul'dah's history, or about the Twelve Gods of Eorzea, or even something about ancient farming techniques in Thanalan.

Today, she was reading a book on various types of so-called "summoning rituals." She didn't expect any of them to actually work, of course, but some of them sounded like they'd look really cool. And if it turned out the one she was planning on messing with actually did work, she'd invited her fellow Warriors of Light over to supervise.

Cress and Gohnoh'a sat on her bed, the latter's tail softly thumping against it in boredom. Cress looked amused as he watched Erna draw the chalk circle on her floor. Lenar sat in the chair at her desk, half reading a book printed in Ishgardian braille. He was, naturally, a bit concerned about this whole affair.

"Are you really sure it's a good idea to test out a summoning ritual of all things?" he asked for the millionth time this afternoon.

"Yeah, yeah, it's fine!" she replied, waving a hand dismissively. "Listen, it's not like any of the summoning rituals we've ever seen, and if I'm right, there's like a million different things wrong with it anyway. So there's no way it'll actually do anything even if I channel something through it."

She paused, sitting back to observe the ritual circle. She glanced between the diagram in the book and the sigils on the floor, pursed her lips, and decided to tweak one slightly. Yeah, that looks much better.

"But there's always a chance that it will," Gohnoh'a observed. "Also, why did you change that sigil?"

Erna glanced up and shrugged. "I thought it'd look nicer. It still ain't gonna do nothin', though."

Gohnoh'a raised a skeptical eyebrow. "Well, far be it from me to question the master mage."

Erna sat back and placed her hands on her hips with a huff. "Listen, you think I didn't cross reference alla these spells with actual known summoning rituals? 'Cause that's the first thing I did!"

"Did it take you the whole day?"

She paused. She rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly. "...Maybe."

Gohnoh'a rolled his eyes. "Well at least you're thorough."

"It'll be fine, trust me!" And she went back to her ritual circle, finishing it off with a couple more sigils.

"What's the next step?" Cress asked, glancing towards the open book.

Erna leaned over to double check. "It says... set up candles at each of the designated spots. Can you hand 'em over?"

Cress nodded and leaned across the bed towards the bookshelf, conveniently causing him to come into contact with Gohnoh'a. Who, naturally, turned bright red and pretended to be extremely put out by this flagrant violation of his personal space. By refusing to move at all.

Erna raised an eyebrow at Cress's antics, giving him an amused look as he handed her the candles. Cress just gave her an innocent grin back. She stifled a laugh and shook her head before turning back to her ritual circle and setting up the candles. Cress sat back on the bed, brushing up against Gohnoh'a again. To his surprise, Gohnoh'a responded by draping his tail around his waist. He glanced at the miqo'te and gave him a smug little grin that he steadfastly ignored.

Meanwhile, Erna finished the circle and flipped through the book to the next phase of the ritual. "Alright, looks like there's some chantin' involved."

"Oh this should be good," Lenar remarked.

Erna cleared her throat and started up the chant in an appropriately spooky voice. It was a fairly standard rhyming spell, easy enough to remember even if you're not reading it straight from the tome.

What she expected to happen was a whole lot of nothing. And for a moment, that's exactly what she got. And then she felt a prickling at the back of her mind, a feeling she didn't recognize at first.

When she felt the tug of her magic, however, it hit her all at once what was going on.

It was like she'd opened a portal straight into the Void. Like a tear in reality, the "voidgate" spat out what looked like something straight out of that dimension of darkness. Patches of black scales covered parts of the being's limbs, its body swathed in what looked for all the world like a tattered black cloak. A large, scaly black tail swished through the air, nearly slapping Cress and Gohnoh'a as they scrambled further onto the bed. Something that looked like red crystal poked out of the figure's exposed shoulder, the arm a mix of black scales and reddened skin, ending in a black clawed hand. A pair of horns poked out from under the hood, jutting forward and bending downwards (not unlike some Au Ra Erna had seen, come to think of it). Red glowing eyes darted around the room, taking everything in with a measure of... confusion?

Erna reflexively let out a scream, stumbling back. Lenar leapt from his seat, Sapphire orienting towards the intruder. With lightning-quick reflexes, he took up the book he'd been reading from and threw it at the stranger's head. It connected and, with a grunt, they slumped to the floor. And whatever enchantment had been on the figure disappeared, leaving a rather normal looking, if momentarily stunned, Au Ra man lying on the floor.

Oops, Myste whispered at the back of Erna's mind. Cress held up a hand and caught the thrown book as it made its way back down.

Erna got to her feet and leaned over the stunned man to check on him. "Crap... are you alright?"

He blinked up at the ceiling a few times, reaching up a hand and rubbing where the tome connected with his skull. "Anyone get the driver of the chocobo carriage that ran me over?"

Erna and Cress both burst out laughing while Lenar's face turned red in embarrassment. Erna helped the hapless Au Ra to his feet.

"I am so sorry," Lenar apologized. "I mistook you for a voidsent and reacted without thinking. Do you require healing?"

Gohnoh’a stifled a laugh, shooting the newcomer a very pointedly knowing look. The man either didn’t notice or deliberately ignored him. He gave Lenar a sheepish grin, tail twitching nervously.

"I am alright, thank you. My name is Muunokhoi, by the by."

"Ah, and I am Lenar. A thousand apologies for the rather... rough introduction."

"'Tis alright, this is not the first time someone's hurled a book at my face."

Lenar's eyebrows shot up. "Pardon?"

"Let us just say things became a little hectic at the Great Gubal Library..."

"Ah," Lenar said as Erna broke into wheezy laughter.

"You know, considering how many books were already flying," Cress said, hopping to his feet and slipping around the two tall people to get to Lenar, "it's a wonder you didn't end up beaning anyone the last time we were there."

"Well, to be fair, I wasn't in the habit of throwing books at the time."

"Aside from all the times you did." Cress handed over the tome, which Lenar tucked under his arm for safekeeping.

"Only when it was the only way to get your attention."

"Name's Ernastral, by the way," Erna introduced herself to Muun. "Erna for short. That over there's Cress," she jabbed a thumb towards the viera, who nodded, "and the sullen Miqo'te over there is Gohnoh'a."

"Charmed," Gohnoh'a said, watching these proceedings with his chin in his hands.

"It is nice to meet you all," Muun said, offering them all a friendly smile in return. "Now, ah, this might be a strange question, but... where exactly am I?"

[askmafiabobvelseb]

M!A Bob is now a naga for the next 5 asks >:3

"Hehe where's shaggy >:3" bobbo no!

[acrophobicdouble]

M!A: It's a small world after all! You are doll-sized until the mun is ready to end it. Do your best, Tim!

"Magic anon? Okay so fat chance that happens. I'm not about to magically get tiny."

"Magic isn't-" And as if the universe were against him mid sentence there is a shift. he is too busy looking at the message on his echo log to really notice it as he shrinks down. "-real. Its just made up fairytales for kids."

He snorts and closes the log... and glances around at... well everything.

"This isn't happening. Okay... okay wake up Tim, magic's not real. You're just asleep. Yeah. Yeah I'll wake up and everything will be completely normal."

[takingthefastlane]

Magic Anon: Quickshadow is Now a bunny for the Next 4 Asks!

" AH-"

M!A: Active

[interdimensional-ship]

M!A: You have a fully functioning, realistic human nose

And so it was… Well, for about a tenth of a second. Seems specifying a length of time is key to the magic’s potency.

“>… Huh. Well that wasn’t so bad.”