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not-martastic · 1 year ago
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The Queen and The Knight
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(Finally made fanart for my favorite analog horror series yayyy)
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vapor-27 · 1 year ago
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RULE WITH OUR KING
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skitztals · 6 months ago
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sorry this was rushed and im still practicing
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sepulchrypha · 1 year ago
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HI NIXONVERSE FANS HOW'S IT GOING
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zallanimana · 2 months ago
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Queen : well she really is Kaido daughter, I think your genes just weak if you can't win with an oni
King : first of all that para- I mean child want to be called boy 'just like Oden'
King : second look at your own idiot, there no way someone can find any connection between you two
Queen : well atleast I'm still a father. What are you to her then ?
King : some annoying guy who doesn't let him do what he want, because he is the one who give birth to him
Queen : you really just need some parenting advice
King : form someone like you? Seriously?
King : no thank I'm good
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scentofasnake · 1 year ago
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A work of fiction
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a-rogue-god · 1 year ago
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~Didn't I do it for you~
I love the nixonverse everyone should watch it
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innomined · 1 month ago
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ONE PIECE FANFICTION...
Summary:
King witnesses the fall of his captain and darkness envelops his mind… Why fight to survive if there is nothing left to fight for?
• GENRE: DRAMA
Characters:
- King (The Wildfire)
- Queen (The Plague)
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The dark clouds... The pale moon... The smell of blood in his nostrils... The painful, labored breaths and a suffocating silence plunged him into the darkest solitude... The scarlet eyes, sparkling with tears, watched the celestial dragon fall... like a shooting star, but this time no wish would be made.
King: K-Kaido-san! (He tried to get up, he was in a panic... Kaido needed him now... King had to save him! Like his captain had done long ago! HE COULDN'T LET THAT LAUGHING BOY TAKE HIS EMPEROR AWAY!!! But...) GAAAH!!! (FUCK!!! His wounds were too severe! He couldn't move... NO! But he didn't want to give up! He looked imploringly at the leaden sky, flapping his black wings vigorously... He screamed with all his strength as if he were begging for a miracle! He needed it! NOW!!!) I'M COMING!!! I'LL SAVE YOU, KAIDO-SAN!!! I'LL TAKE YOU TO ONE PIECE!!! I PROMISED!!! (Enduring the pain, he managed to fly for a few meters, but with a missing wing he couldn't expect to cross the skies) No! (He fell to the ground, rolling in the dirty dust of that barren and polluted land) Ngh! Gah!!! (He gritted his teeth and his breathing began to gasp... He soon realized that it was over... Everything turned to dust in an instant as he felt the earth shake... His captain was sinking down, into the hell of that land he had ruled together for years and he could do nothing to avoid that terrible fate.
Tears streaked the dark face of the angel as he felt it all... The footsteps of death vibrated in the air... And an explosion, from the depths of the sea, screamed along with him) GAAAAH!!!
Kaido was gone, his heart had stopped beating while his angel was bent over mourning his passing.
King: GH-NH-GAH!!! Kaido! My Father!!! I'm sorry! Forgive me!!! I failed-!!! I failed to keep the promise I made to you!!! I'm sorry!!! I wasn't the king I was supposed to be!!! What will I do now?! Who am I without you?! I'm left alone in this world! Kaido-sama!
The wind blew carrying her tears and as the full moon appeared illuminating the world below in white.
Another man showed himself in that desolation... His gaze watched the bare horizon... he had to find that dark angel, he only hoped that at least he was still alive
Queen: King, where are you? (He looked around and a shiver made him tremble as he felt the pungent air.
Now that Kaido was gone, it would be difficult to live peacefully... He had to rely only on his own strength to defend himself... No! He would never have made it alone! In the "New World" there were too many pirates stronger and more dangerous than him... He needed his allies, his brothers, one in particular) KING!!! (He called that name... Shit! Why wasn't he answering?) GH! Damn-! Af-af-af! (He stopped to take a breath... damn! That damn Vinsmoke had managed to damage him more than he could imagine) King! (He continued to beg his colleague for an answer, but in that silence, the sound of the wind was the only sound he could hear) GH! Please, don't leave me alone- (And before he could even finish his comment, a tear carried by the wind touched his cheek while soft sighs caressed his eardrums) Huh? (He turned towards that pained moan... and there, on the ground, was lying a man with large black wings, white silver hair and a cinnamon-colored complexion... Yes, those black leather clothes were the confirmation he was looking for, that man whose face he had never seen, it was King, his dear brother) King! Is that you?
King: GH! Q-Queen- (He covered his face with his hand to hide himself... He should never have been seen in that state... He felt destroyed, devastated and this time all he could do was whimper like a baby! His pain was too great to contain what he was feeling) Please... Leave me alone... I am not worthy of my name, of my title... What the hell kind of king am I?! TELL ME?! GH!
Queen: King... What are you saying? (God! He never thought he'd find his brother so broken... But he had to be strong! They had to move on! Together!)
King: Please-! Go away and let me die in peace!!! (He tried to get up, but felt faint as soon as he forced his muscles) GAH!!! Ngh!!! (He fell again while panting in despair... Those damned wounds were excruciating... that green-haired swordsman had brought him to the brink, he was almost there to fall into the afterlife) AFF-AFF-AGH!!
Queen: I'm not going anywhere... I'm your brother (No! He couldn't let go of even the little he had left... If King couldn't be strong at that moment, maybe he should have taken matters into his own hands and pulled the wagon as far as possible... He was ready to take on this responsibility if it would have allowed the few remaining companions to be saved)... I'll do everything I can to save you (He approached the fallen angel and when he knelt down in front of him, he could see that beautiful face... He remained paralyzed for a second staring at him, he never imagined he would see behind that mask one day and above all he never imagined that King was so handsome, but there was no time for this nonsense... it was better to save his stupid jokes for later)
King: GH! (His tear-filled eyes were paralyzed staring at those glasses... King could see through those dark lenses... But Queen didn't look like his usual idiot, he wasn't clowning around like he used to... He was showing his strength right now and it was admirable... Queen was showing a man he never expected to see... A man much more powerful than he himself was) Y-you-!
Queen: Come on! You have to try to get up, I'll help you... Now that Kaido is dead we have to be strong... for him, King- (She tried to help the angel get up... she took him by the arm and managed to lift him up to sit him down, but before she could move away King's arms clung to her body)
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The mane of pure white hair rested against his chest... Oh! What was he doing?! Why was King hugging him like that?!
Queen: HHH!?! K-King?
King: GH!!! Queen- Ngh! (She hugged him tighter, resting her face in the hollow of his neck, wetting his pale skin with tears... she couldn't stop sobbing... why this sudden weakness? Why did she need Queen's comfort?) Help me
Queen: (Her face frowned, now she could feel how much her brother was hurting, she felt so sorry for him... She held him tight and stood there, motionless... King needed support... Kaido had raised King like a son after all... He was still a boy when his captain had saved him... Losing a father was always hard) It's okay (She combed King's silver hair, listening to that desperate cry... It hurt so much to hear him cry like that... Her brother had always been a hateful grump, but now, if Queen had had the chance to take all that pain for him, she would have taken it)
King: W-why? (He opened his eyes looking at his older brother's chubby face... He was so serious, firm and impassive) How can you be so strong? Why isn't there even a tear on your face?
Queen: I'm hurting too, King (She wiped the tears from his dark cheek with her thumb), but I can't cry now, I have to look after you, our crew... if I want to save you I can't be weak, not now.
King: (He managed to stifle his tears to be able to speak, he wanted to explain, even if in reality there was no need) Kaido was a father to me, Queen... He was always there... He defended me, protected me... And I felt him die, I felt his pain... His dream suddenly crumble... I could do nothing but watch helplessly as he fell... I was left alone and now I can't be as strong as you! I'm sorry-!
Queen: Crying is not a sign of weakness, King... Being strong means moving forward despite everything and I'm here to help you... You know you can always count on me... You're not alone as long as I'm by your side... Don't be afraid... I know it hurts, but we'll get through this... I'm your family like Kaido was... But I can't face this alone... Don't give up! (At that moment, his hands rested on the angel's cheeks... He forced him to look at his face and pleadingly, with a tone more determined than ever, he said those words:) Please, tell me that I can still count on you
King: Yes (He grabbed the clear wrist and this time his tone rose to epochal... having his brother near him had given him hope again, now he knew what he had to do: he was the vice captain... he had to take the responsibility of having a crew to follow... he would protect his new vice captain at the cost of his life)... Yes, of course you can... I will fight alongside you until death takes me, I swear, Queen... You are the only one I have left and I will not allow anyone to hurt you.
Queen: Oh King (She hugged him tighter) I promise you we'll get through this, we'll watch each other's backs and we'll be happy again
King: GH! (He held him tight, enduring the pain of the cuts caused by Zoro's blades, but then he pulled away to immerse his red eyes in those of his brother) Y-yes, you will have to help me make decisions... (He never believed that one day he would have to take Kaido's place, but it was necessary... His captain would have wanted this from him... He knew that giving up would not be honorable, and moreover he could not throw in the towel, Queen still needed his strength to survive)... I am not a good captain, but I can do it! For the moment I ask you to take this role, I am not in the best condition
Queen: Yes, I'll take care of everything for now... as soon as you can get up again I'll roll up my sleeves to be your deputy.
King: Alright, thank you-NGH! (He squeezed his eyes shut as he pressed his hand to the wound on his chest, the blood was still coming out in gallons and it wasn't good)
Queen: (She stared at his blood-soaked chest... Damn! King wasn't feeling well at all, he had to hurry up and do something useful if he didn't want to lose him too) King, I have to get you out of here, those nasty wounds need to be treated... That Roronoa guy did a pretty bad job on you.
King: Gh-! You don't seem to have had any better treatment from "Black Leg" either. (He stroked a purple bruise on his colleague's soft cheek, he had never seen Queen with so many bruises)... Do they hurt that much-? (He didn't manage to finish the question as the blond's agitated voice drowned out his own.)
Queen: Don't worry... I'm better off than you.
King: Yes, that is undeniable NGH!!! (Another pang of pain hit his body... God! His energy was slowly draining away)
Queen: H! Don't push yourself (Fuck! No, there was no time)... Maybe I should go see a doctor- (But this time it was King who interrupted him)
King: Bandages are enough, Queen... There are few of us left alive... You are enough for me, even as a doctor.
Queen: GH! (No! King couldn't tell him that! He wasn't a doctor! He didn't know where to put his hands! He only knew that if King died because of him he would never forgive himself... he couldn't risk that much) I'm not a doctor, I'm a scientist-!
King: There's no time... Please (He closed his eyes and collapsed to the ground, he couldn't speak, he didn't know how much longer he could stay awake)
Queen: Ngh! (He gritted his teeth as he watched King in that pitiful state... his heart began to pound with terror... NO! He wasn't ready to suffer the death of a brother too!
It was difficult, but in the end he decided... He had to risk everything and try to be a doctor even if he wasn't capable of doing that job) All right... Wait for me here... I'll get all the medicine I can find and come back, but don't you die
King: I won't die... Now go (Their eyes sink into each other's before they part... But that wasn't goodbye)
The scientist started running as fast as he could... He had to find a first aid kit, but where could he look?!
Queen: (She reached Onigashima, everything was destroyed and the dead were piled up one on top of the other) Shit! SHIT! (She ran among the corpses of her comrades, but they were all soldiers, there was no sign of a doctor) The only place where there might be a medical kit left is my laboratory, but I don't know if it's intact... But I have to check! I can't just sit there and brood! King could die at any moment and I can't afford that!
He ran through the rubble and when he reached his destination he began searching through the destroyed drawers.
Queen: Come on! It must be there! Where the hell did it go?! (And when he moved the crates of test tubes, the red metal box appeared before his eyes) HERE IT IS! I took it! Here I come King! Hold on!!!
He wasted no time and went back the same way... he had never been so fast before, but an important man needed him right now and he had to overcome any limit to save that angel.
After less than 20 minutes of lightning-fast running, Queen saw the bloody plumage and the dark face more pale than ever... King was alive?! Dead?! OH GOD!!!
Queen: King! (She catapulted herself onto the prone body and shook his shoulders to wake him up) Talk to me! I'm here! Here I am! I found this! (She showed the medical kit to her brother, but her red eyes were closed... Oh no!) I'll save you! Please! Answer me! (Her screams were desperate... No! Not King! It hurt too much!!! But a gloved hand at that moment rose up and rested on the palm that was too heavy) HHH!!!
King: I'm alive, don't worry... GH!!! (SHIT! Queen was crushing him! She didn't have the slightest bit of finesse!)
Queen: Oh thank goodness!!! (She wiped the bright tears from her cheeks and then...) Oops! Sorry (getting up to give the angel below a breather... She had squashed him a little too much)
King: NGH! Take it easy... GAH!!! (He narrowed his eyes as Queen removed the cloth from the deepest wound) S-shit! (God! It hurt! But he knew it wasn't Queen's fault, his brother was taking it easy now... it was those cuts that were incredibly painful... That damned sword had been a burden for Kaido too) That sword... I've seen it before... That man had it... Oden... It was the same blade that gave Kaido the scar- GHH-!!! NGH!!! (He stiffened as he felt the needle slowly sew the furrow in his tormented skin... Oh! Damn!!! It was torture) AGH!!! F-F!!! (But he endured... Stitch after stitch)
Queen: It's going to be okay (He was focused... He couldn't make any mistakes now... God! He wasn't a good surgeon... His hands were too stubby for the job... But he didn't even notice that it was almost done, now... There were only a few stitches left and the stitches had been done perfectly... His precision had paid off... Queen wiped her sweat as she tied the last knot) Well, Kaido survived that day, I don't see why you shouldn't.
King: I don't know if I'll be that strong.
Queen: You already are (Her voice was confident, firm and King remained still, without any words)... Come on, raise your back (The scientist put a hand behind the angel's back to make him sit down)... Good, all that's missing is a good bandage and you can rest.
King: NGH!!! (He felt the bandages gradually wrap around his wounds... they hurt, but the parts now covered were already less painful) Thank you
Queen: The bleeding should stop... (She finally stared at her brother's black wing that was cut in half... Damn! It was such a shame... The Lunaria's wings were beautiful and Zoro had ruined that beauty) but there's not much that can be done about the wing, I'm sorry.
King: (No, now the only thing that mattered was having someone trustworthy by his side, a lost wing was the last thing he cared about getting back) One less limb won't change my life (He reached out at that moment and his slender fingers crossed in his pale ones... Queen's hand was stubby, but soft and cute)... well, now you're not the only one who's crippled
Queen: Yeah (She blushed as she stared at that beautiful tired smile... Well, King's opponent hadn't managed to ruin everything... Her brother's face was more beautiful than ever... She felt a little envious... Was there something bad about Lunaria? Or were they perfect in every way?) Well, if you get better I might even give you a prosthesis... it's your birthday soon- (Her words were cut off as she felt King's head rest on her shoulder... Her cheeks became vivid... King had become so affectionate, kind... It was almost unnatural, but maybe she just had to get used to it)
King: Queen... You saved my life and gave me hope... I'm sorry for all those times I insulted you over the years... I don't deserve to have an amazing brother like you... I'll be in your debt, for the rest of my life.
Queen: We will rewrite our history... together (She wrapped an arm around the Lunarian's shoulders to have him close on that cold night... They both looked up in unison and the full moon reflected in their eyes... Maybe a new dawn would come for them too)
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thelunarsystemwrites · 11 months ago
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My labels!
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Neptunic: An identity often used (but not limited to) by nonbinary folks to describe the attraction to woman, demi-girls, other enbies that are feminine or and or androgynous. In short, it's the attraction to all genders that aren't male or masc aligned.
Demi-Romantic: An identity where someone won't experience romantic attraction to someone, until they've formed an emotional bond with them.
Aegosexual: A label under the ace umbrella, where there is a disconnection/lack of interest in the subject of arousal. (So able to be aroused. But the idea of doing it is an instant turn off.)
Lunarian: A gender identity that falls under the galactian system, in which the person is a feminine aligned nonbinary, they may also relate to aspects of womanhood without being a woman/demi-girl.
Ambiamorous: A label used for someone can be just as happy in a mono relationship as a poly one, and vis verse. Or, who has little to no preference for either monogamous/Polyamorous relationships. (I fall under the 'little' preference, as I lean more towards poly, but could be just as happy in mono!)
Qouiromantic: An identity that's used to describe the inability, confusion, or struggle to differentiate romantic and platonic feelings. (Reason I use this AND demi-ro, is I only start experiencing the feelings after I've formed that emotional bond with someone.)
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phantom-the-spookyboi · 2 years ago
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My many Monument Mythos and Nixonverse fanarts. I fucking love this series so much you have no idea.
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count-alucard-tepes · 1 year ago
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Omg King being a better singer than Queen!! 🤣🤣🤣
I can only imagine how envious must Queen be after he heard that voice!
Queen wanted a duet with King but…our tall, dark and handsome baby daddy declined…with fire 🔥
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simsroyallegacy · 2 years ago
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The Crown Jewel Edition: Queen Consort Ana
From State affairs to private soirées; this is an inside look into Queen Ana's favorite pieces within the Lunarian Royal Collection.
The Fleur-de-lys Tiara (Above)
This particular piece was featured at many a State Banquet and in several of Her Majesty's official portraits. Originally crafted in Pierreland by Maison de Lumeniere, the tiara was commissioned by Crown Prince Jean Charles Valois in 1874 to commemorate diplomatic relations with Lunaria. It had been worn by Queen Consort Katrina and her daughters before falling out of favor in the early 1900s, when kokoshniks became the trend for the Royal Family. Queen Ana first brought it out of obscurity in the 1970s while attending a State Banquet in Rivenia as a part of her Marriage Tour.
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The Ely Meander Tiara
Gifted to Queen Clarisse in the late 1950s by the 10th Duke of Ely, this tiara was personal gift to Ana when her engagement to then-Crown Prince Vincent was announced. She most notably wore the piece during both her husband's Silver and Golden Jubilees. Her Majesty gifted the tiara to her only daughter – and now the Queen of Windsor – Ashli, who wears it frequently for official portraits.
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Queen Ana's Engagement Ring
Designed personally by then-Crown Prince Vincent using a large, 12-carat aquamarine surrounded by thirty-six diamonds on a split-shank design, Queen Ana's engagement ring was a stunning piece that many ladies in Lunaria were jealous of. The ring was returned to the Royal Vault upon her death twenty years ago, where it will remain alongside other Royal engagement rings.
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The Brindleton Sapphire Kokoshnik Tiara
This piece was bought during a private auction of the Brindleton Empire's Royal tiaras. The auction was rumored to have occurred because of Emperor Alaric's overspending of the National Treasury. Although the rumors were never confirmed, several high profile pieces from the Imperial Family's collection were sold to other families around the world, shaming Emperor Alaric, whom also sold several of his wife, Empress Amira's, personal jewelry inherited from her family. The purchase of the kokoshnik and other pieces apparently soured his relationship with King Vincent and Queen Ana in the coming years.
Adding insult to injury, Her Majesty wore the kokoshnik to a banquet celebrating Brindleton's surrender to the combined military forces of Windsor and Lunaria during Windsor's War for Independence. The Brindleton Empire has remained a military and political rival of Lunaria ever since.
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The Belvedere Palm-Heart Tiara
This piece was a gift to Queen Consort Lilith–then the Duchess of Belvedere–in 1793 as a wedding gift from the province her husband ruled over. It features nine emeralds sourced from the area and was designed to look like the palm-heart flowers native to the land.
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The Honeysuckle Loop Tiara
A diamond and platinum piece which originally belonged to the Brindleton Imperial Family like the Sapphire Kokoshnik listed above. Her Majesty often wore the tiara for foreign formal events.
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Queen Katrina's Pearl Wedding Earrings
Originally worn by Queen Consort Katrina in 1841 on her wedding to then-Crown Prince Edward (soon-to-be known as the Mad King Edward IV), these earrings were originally part of a lovely parure. The necklace, bracelet, and tiara were unfortunately lost in a fire at Windenburg Palace in the early 1920s.
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Queen Ana's Emerald Laurel Earrings
These earrings were bought by the Queen before she married into the Royal Family. They were designed by court jeweler Simtier from their Mythic collection and were purchased privately by Her Majesty for §30,000. They remain within the Quinn family's private collection and are being kept by King Arden currently.
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Queen Ana's Birthday Earrings
A gift to the Queen Consort from her three children, these earrings were her most beloved pieces of jewelry. The earrings are another Simtier piece, personally designed for her, and were passed down to her eldest son's wife after her death.
The earrings were most recently worn by Princess Annaliese, who wore them for her eighteenth birthday celebration.
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The Piraeus Pearl Set
This pearl necklace and earrings set are a Harold family heirloom. Upon her father's death she was able to inherit a few key pieces after his Earldom was dissolved back into the Crown. Her Majesty only wore the set for intimate private events.
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Bordeauxian Pearl Wedding Necklace
This necklace is one of the oldest pieces within the Royal Collection, dating back almost six hundred years, and is a wedding gift from King Francois of Bordeaux to Queen Consort Marylene.
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The Celestri Diamond Alliance Necklace
This necklace, which consists of millions of simoleons worth of Celestri Diamonds, was once one of the Celestre Imperial Family's prized jewelry pieces.
The necklace was given over as a part of peace negotiations twenty years after Lunaria split from the Empire of Celestre. The Emperor at the time, Nikolas II, was the half-brother of the first King of Lunaria, Rhysander I, and regretted the War of Secession that occurred between the two nations after a personal dispute between the two.
Queen Ana wore the necklace most famously during the funeral of her in-laws, the former King Richter and Queen Clarisse, but was often depicted wearing it during official portraits. The necklace has also been continuously worn during official visits to Celestre.
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hauntingblue · 11 months ago
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Kaido lore?!
#THE GIRL SANJI HIT HAS A RAT???#if sanji kills the rat he is not going back... this poor woman tho....#sanji didn't really get to dight his siblings so now he is kinda doing it lmao#sanji didn't hit her?? queen did??? omg. sanji don't lose hope.... but i want you to kinda do and succumb to the germa ajskdha#nvm he figured things out.... got the rat and everything... sanji talking to himself with the cage on... yeah..... omg zeff and luffy <3#omg queen got yeeted.... the rat.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1061#king asking zoro if he is trying to be a king implies now that as sanji beat queen he is one. now when zoro beats king???. exactly.#omg... zoro dont kill king he is too pretty to die.... zoro.... i was wondering where all the nephilim fanart came from akdjsk#this is so slay... zoro with the king of hell enma fighting an angel.....#kaido with shackles in punk hazard???? is it bc he is an 'ogre'????#wtf.... zoro is seeing a biblically accurate angel akdjsns WAIT. did king say he isnt biologically capable of besting him.#and zoro said he doesnt like those types of excuses. because he is equaling that to what kuina said about being a woman.#please someone tell me this isnt the resolution to that. please. that is so stupid.#also wtf is zoro gonna do against that. thank god he learnt how to cut fire damn. thanks kinemon. hope izo and usopp find you soon#the music. the visuals. slay. oh :( goodbye my angel..... him thinking kaido is joyboy??? you've got it very twisted. it's kinda tragic#how his faith is misplaced and ends up defending evil and dying for it..... :(#the z on the end screen akdhaka.... now o want kaido lore. why was he im punk hazard. i mean ti be experimented on but there's gotta be more#you know whats funny. robin becoming a devil for luffy. zoro becomong king of hell for luffy. sanji just doesn't turn evil :) AHDHAJAJ#which actually could be the most dangerous maybe bc goodbye emotions xd even if the king of hell and a demon could end him#inch resting. i want more about lunarians?? and kaido now. also MORE about zoro and kuina... please that can't be it....#did i explain here how at least in the op spanish speaking fandom there is a gag that zoro is racist?? it started with that woman from bw#he just now killed a survivor of a nearly extinct (or extinct) race xd. you can appreciate why the gag exists#episode 1063#usopp looking for kinemon and the scene hes gonna walk into.... izo please get here soon....#usopp calling them suicidal samurais ajdhak he will cling to life sobbing and full of snot!!! EXACTLY!!! this is actually so helpful.....#like they really are suicidal samurais... committing seppuku for anything.... izo thank god. he's gonna get the kun treatment from now on#episode 1062
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 7 months ago
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Imagine being pregnant with King's child and not knowing about it until you give birth
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At a distant Beast Pirate base
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You: [has been away from Onigashima for seven months]
Jack: are you sure you're okay?
You: [hunched over, grasping your sore back, and sweating profusely while trying to catch your breath] Yes, I'm fine, my sciatica is just acting up.
Jack: I think you should go to the infirmary.
You: [snaps] Dude, seriously? I said - [feels a deluge of fluid flood your pants] ... you know what, I think I need to go to the infirmary. In fact, you need to carry me.
Jack: bitch, you have legs, how about you walk?
You: [doubles over and shrieks in pain]
Jack: ugh [rolls his eyes and runs you to the infirmary]
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Twenty-six hours later
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You: [looking at your infant in shock]
Infant: [a beautiful chubby Lunarian baby girl with a tiny set of black wings]
Jack: congratulations on the baby! [walks in to see said baby] fuck... need to go call King.
You: ... kill the medical staff first, no one can know about her.
The staff: ( ' O__O)
You: Once you're done with that, can you please get us out here?
Jack: of course [turns to the staff and cracks his knuckles] Also don't tell me what to do. [gets to work]
You: [cradles your child closer so she can't see or hear what's happening, and laughs] Thank you for being so reliable, Jack.
Jack: I just... I wish you had told me sooner that you were pregnant.
You: I didn't know until today that I was pregnant.
Jack: How could you not know you were pregnant? That shit seems hard to miss.
You: We've been out at sea for months, I figure I was just the normal amount of nauseous, sore, fatigued, cranky, and hungry.
Jack: [breaks the neck of the last nurse] Ugh, now you get three weeks of seafaring with a newborn because I'm taking you to King.
You: Why would you think my baby would be safe with King?
Jack: [gives you a "bitch, really?" look]
You: ...
Jack: ...
You: Oh my god, he's a Lunarian too
Jack: How have you been fucking him enough to make a baby, and not know he's a Lunarian.
You: Do you really wanna know the answer to that?
Jack: You two are gross. I'm taking you to a safe house until we are ready to set sail.
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At the safe house
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King, via den den mushi: What do you mean you're pregnant?!
You: no, I said I was pregnant, not I am pregnant.
King: what the fuck does that mean?
Your daughter: [starts to fuss]
King: please tell me that is not a goddamn baby, I hear.
You: Yeah, sorry, I didn't know until she decided it was time to come out.
King: what color is her hair?
You: She's a newborn, she doesn't have hair yet.
King: [stumbling over his words] Does she look a little... Is she ... fuck... Is there anything off with the baby?
You: No, the doctors said she was healthy, especially her lungs. She came out screaming, it was so loud that she made the doctor's ears ring.
King: So she has your loud ass voice, great.
You: And she's got a cute little set of wings like her daddy.
King: oh, don't call me that... Are there any other features I should know about?
You: She's got your fat head, too.
Kaido: [cackling in the background on King's end]
King: Is that so? Jack, how long until they can set sail?
Jack: On such short notice, three days.
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Three weeks later in Onigashima
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King: Alright, let me see her.
You: [hands her over]
King: [lifts her up to get a good look at her] She has your nose.
Queen: [mutters] She really does have your fat head.
King: Get away from my child, I don't want you even looking at her]
Queen: I, honestly, never would have pegged you as the paternal type, but then again, I always thought I'd have kids before you.
You: You would have to have sex with someone to have a child, and last time I checked you couldn't pull any bitches. But also, seriously, stay the fuck away from my kid.
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sepulchrypha · 1 year ago
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Luna, for @shiroshire !
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onyxonline · 4 months ago
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So i was woundering on the critters planets do they have someone in charge like a king ,queen or president
Sorry this took me so long to answer, i actually had to think about it
Soleana, Dogday's planet is not run by kingdoms or political parties, instead it's run in packs like one would see with wolf packs. Often different packs (families) will meet together to make decisions together to better the entire community as a whole.
Lunaris, Catnap's planet doesn't have a single political party or even a monarchy. Lunarians are so easy going and literally most of the time spend the "waking hours" working in the dream world, ensuring that the universe isn't plagued by nightmares, as well as organizing dreams into dream catchers. I suppose they have leaders, but they're mostly the matriarchs.
Relanpago, Hoppy's planet, is led by leaders that have mastered the storms, so i suppose it's run by a council? yea sure, let's go with that.
Prismascope, Crafty's planet, is run by a women-led monarchy, female unicorns are more likely to be in power than male unicorns due to them having stronger magic than their male counterparts.
Colheita, Picky's planet, is community run, often the eldest of the families will get together to discuss how to better the cultivation and cooking processes, often inviting young members to help rejuvenate perspectives.
Padma, Bubba's planet, is ran politically through scientists and other highly intelligent members of the society, often elected through elections. This planet is the perfect democracy (but they're not capitalistic, instead they follow a socialist model, their healthcare is free and there's no homelessness at all.)
Pyroma, Kickin's planet, is ran by the main Rooster, a Chief who harnesses the power of the flames of the planet. Often male, He will be the one to decide how everything is ran. If someone finds the current leader Absolutely Stupid, then they can duel it out (a fighting ring if you will), and the winner becomes the new Chief of Pyroma
Corazon, Bobby's planet, does not have any political or royal rule, instead it's ran by elder women, they are the ones the help better community through their own experiences, empathy, and wisdom, it is because of this that the population of Corazon have peace.
i hope this answers your question!
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