#Luche: he’s bearable but also I DONT NEED A SHIELD

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BrokenIce!Luche: Gilgamesh tries to pull his ‘I must test you oh daughter of the stone and if you should prove worthy you’ll need a shield’ stuff with Luche. Only to run headlong into a furious Ardyn who is sweetly inquiring if Gilgamesh would like to repeat what he said to HIS DARLING NEICE? (Bonus if Cir gets to see his childhood nightmare running away very very fast, pursued by an enraged trash hobo)

Cor:…

Luche: *who literally just got back from her ‘I’m not hiding from my father but totally am’ road trip* Cor, Uncle, Uncle, Cor. Please don’t make me wrangle you two like cats.

Tredd, who managed to find Luche and convince her to come back: *snicker*

Ardyn: we aren’t members of your Glaive, dear niece.

Luche: that may be so, but I know you-

*ominous booming voice*

Gilgamesh: Daughter of Stone, prove thyself worthy-

*a sword almost impales Gilgamesh*

Ardyn: what do you think you’re doing?

*Ardyn’s voice is dark, dark like the shadows that follow him. Dark like the lingering sick that sticks to him like gauze on a wound.

He takes a step forward, around him magic whirls like a storm.

Luche takes a loud sip from her straw. If shit goes down she is not wasting the bubble tea.*

Cor: *letting his sword fade again as Gilgamesh tries to move forward only to be blasted backward by the force of Ardyn’s magic* hm.

Luche and Tredd: *stare at him*

Luche: no.

Cor: I never said anything.

Luche: you’ve said enough.