#Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

[ozymoron]

oh mike patton youve done it again........

[paintingsandrecords]

a silvery marmoset; ink and watercolor

last eighteen day’s listening:

tsunami - be like that/newspaper

new lost city ramblers - the new lost city ramblers

pete seeger/almanac singers - the original talking union and other union songs

various - dr. demento’s mementos

steve martin and the steep canyon rangers - the long awaited album

slickee boys - mersey, mersey me

frank turner - undefeated

general patton vs. the x-ecutioners - general patton vs. the x-ecutioners

blake babies - earwig

lovage - music to make love to your old lady by

juliana hatfield - bed

descendents - 9th & walnut

priests - bodies and control and money and power

inquisition - revolution live

[goddessflorasparks]

I remember playing Lovage "Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By" at work (at an office, not my current work where it's a ok). Anyway I remembered it being kinda sleazy and loungey but I did not remember the orgasm noises incorporated into one of the songs.

Many different species of lethal embarrassment in the world, but none quite so lethal as convincing a friend to sit down and watch a movie/show which changed your life when you first saw it only to realize with dawning horror that it's mid at best.

[bitchboydeluxe]

do you like listening to music if ur having sex/masturbating? if so what kind :03

you know, sometimes I listen to RnB and such. if you're willin to take the time to go slow it really adds to it, but if I'm just goin for like a quick paw it don't do much.

Although one time I did spend the day jerkin off to Lovage: Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By just to prove some sort of point that i no longer quite remember but it worked so 👍

[imdressinguplikeacat]

19, 28, and 42 >.<

19. zombies or vampires?

vampiresss. zombies are cool but i feel like you can do a lot more with vampires. they are more narratively interesting to me

28. an unusual song that’s your favorite?

ok so there’s this very strange album, Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By and honestly it’s so weird and inexplicable but such a vibe. it’s like the opposite of whatever john kellogg was going for. the first song i ever heard on it was Book of the Month. ive never heard anything else like it.

42. earphones or a speaker?

headphones when im in public but i prefer to listen to stuff out loud when im alone because i like to sing :)

[blowery]

To Catch a Thief By Nathaniel Merriweather, Mike Patton, Jennifer Charles, Kid Koala, Dan The Automator From the album Nathaniel Merriweather Presents...Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

[musiccatalogue]

Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

This album by boasts some pretty big names, Dan The Automator and Mike Patton are joined by (the criminally underrated) Jennifer Charles of Elysian Fields. There's even a little spoken cameo from Damon Albarn in the intermission track: "Lovage - Love that Lovage, Baby", except, rather strangely, he's credited under the pseudonym of Sir Damien Thorn VII Of The Cockfoster's Clan.

These artists from wildly different genres come together to create a cohesive and sexy downtempo album that'll leave you begging for more. Unfortunately though, you won't be getting any more. 'Lovage' was just a one-off collaboration. Sad!

This album certainly delivers on its title. On the nose sex-fuelled lyrics, a cover of "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin, awkward moaning, Jennifer Charles' sultry contralto vocals contrasted with Mike Patton's gruff crooning, the commitment to the bit is definitely there. I'm not sure if this would be a good replacement for "CBAT" though.

Some of the songs sound like a soundtrack to a bad porno, so it's nice that instrumental versions have been provided so you can still listen to some well-produced downtempo in god-fearing households.

Eventually, these songs do seem to merge into one - crooning, moaning, similar instrumentals. It doesn't detract from the quality of the songs themselves - but it can make the album feel a little more like "background music". But, considering the title, maybe that's the point!

[nerser-cell]

recc time !

music to make love to your old lady by - lovage (2001)

a superb album!

pic cred: joshua bernard

[marinrat]

[veronahellcat]

[onewhoturns]

Someone used this for a burlesque show and it has lived in my head as a Dirty Song ever since lmao

Second in that category would be stroker ace lol

I mean the album title does kinda assure these are the Sexy Songs ahaha

[thecolorsfucked]

@womenintheirwebs how do u feel about the masterpiece that is Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

[jarnolde]

Parody art of “Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your old Lady By”

[poobit]

tagged by @sinisterpeople for my top albums of the year (no real particular order )

1. Brazilian Girls EP - ive already had listened to their other album but listening to their first one, was sooo good to discover these, top song: Homme

2. Macross Frontier Vocal Collection Nyan Tama - listen. i know im resident Macross F song listener but this singles album is just, very well put together to me , its nostalgic and i have SUCHHHH a soft spot for Mayn´s songs in it lmao , top song: Yousei 

3. The Showstoppers II (TWF albums in general) - if you dont understand The Walten Files, thats totally fine, they are a mishmash of edited old music and original music and covers made by indie band Sweet Tuesday, they got a real amateur charm to them and they just tie into the lore well without feeling hamfisted in there, top song: Once Again

4. Illusion Lock Complete Ost - Parson Hex´s story n music lives rent free in my brain, i was already into it in 2020 but the amount of content poured out in 2021 left me in shambles, its sooo ...inexplicable, whimsy, top song: Dance 2

5. Metaroom / Sweet Genesis -  i watched Temptation Stairway and i fell for God´s race SOOO HARD i needed to know who made the music, Metaroom´s music is so fucking catchy , top song: Worm Rave

6. Magdalena Bay / Mercurial World - this been one of my most recent albums i listened to and man what a good choice , its just a legit good pop album, i know the influences are more recent but i couldnt help but think its so, Mynogue-esque, top song: Secret (Your Fire)

7. Nastyona / 아홉가지 기분 (9 moods?) - i am not gonna lie if it wasnt for VIVINOS horror videos idk how i would have found this band , they really are so haunting, its great music i wish it wasnt just treated like trendy horror anime , check the other albums too , top song:  요단강 (Jordan River) 

8. McBaise / TUBES - i been waiting for this album for a while and it sure didnt fucking disappoint like, what a good album, severely underrated you all gotta watch the Waterslide video , top song: Cobra

9. Lovage / Music to make love to your old lady by - yes long ass album name but honestly, where would i be without having discovered this album , i already have been listening to Mike Patton for a while but this one just brings out a whole facet out of him, extremely hard choice but top song: Lifeboat 

10. Mr Bungle / California - i already said ive been listening obsessibly to Mr Bungle but i legit think California is like, their best album , its just the right amount of everything , top song: Pink Cigarette 

extremely honorable mentions because i couldnt put more albums in the post:  Kate Bush´s Sensual World - Elbow - Jellyfish´s Spilt Milk - Jamiroquai - Crumb - Deltarune Chap.2 ost - Soda Stereo´s Sueño Stereo - Dave Gahan 

anyways taggingg uuuhhhhhhhhh YOU!  do this to just show ppl to what u listened to just have fun :) u dont gotta do it the way i did i just love being obnoxious

[codenamejudas]

🌻🌻[ she likes listening to chaotic bastard rant lmao ]

"Eric Clapton had an original Les Paul that was stolen in '66, and I will give a kiss on the mouth with tongue to the person who stole it/has it today if we ever find out."

"The band Lovage, created in tandem with Mike Patton (of Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, and like 9 other bands) has one album titled Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By. It's very smooth and mildly trippy music and the album cover reminds me of what you'd see on a Herb Alpert cover."