#Look stuff on earth bet is weird enough already that rumors of a child hunting island would be even harder to shake off is what im saying

[coruscantknave]

I was thinking about that BTB Cauldron post I made a while back and I just had a brainwave: a Behind the Bastards episode about Accord where Robert does his impeccable Boston accent for accord the entire time.

That's too perfect... Presumably this is after Accord eats it at the Behemoth fight (Robert has some sense of self-preservation), but the whole production is so atrocious that it drives a grieving Citrine to try to take him out with a convoluted death trap to restore Accord's honor

Her schemes keep almost working, only to coincidentally fail due to interference of capes from the Elite - who are also trying to kill Robert in retribution for his special deep dive series on their leadership; "Behind the Bastard Son."

Also a hitman from Blue Apron that one time.