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Bettie Page Standing #442
Photo Retouching: Craig Stewart
#craig stewart#standing#Bettie standing#flat tummy#long couch#tiny bikini#bettie page#sexy#long hair#beautiful smile#long legs#betty page#high heels#beautiful face
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I broke into the Sm3's discord server [the admin fucked up and gave me a key to the front door]
Don't click random links on discord my friends you may get hacked, or worse! added to a minecraft smp server /hj
#long couch#fitzs art#sm3#Omg the Sm3 real?!#FakeZircon#dawson uroidea#addaxbones#echokelly#mimmit#crow mossraven#< even though He was asleep#My favorite mcty's ever#Ive since been kicked from the server#Anyway. watch sm3 content
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Heaven SS/ 2023
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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a happy ending
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#FINALLY#that took#SO LONG GOD#toh fanart#owlhouse fanart#owl house#toh couch#toh#the owl house#Eda Clawthorne#eda toh#king clawthorne#king toh#luz noceda#luz toh#raine whispers#raine toh#amity blight#amity toh#camila noceda#lilith clawthorne#lilith toh#toh camila#willow park#toh willow#hunter noceda#toh hunter#hooty#toh hooty
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Basement - Rustic Basement Example of a huge mountain style walk-out dark wood floor basement design with white walls, a standard fireplace and a stone fireplace
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I made a pillow!
It took four months of non-stop cross-stitching, but I finally finished a pattern I bought from @8pxl a little bit ago, and tonight in a bizarre burst of productivity I finally sewed a back to it and stuffed it into a cute little pillow! It ended up being pretty much perfectly sized for a neck pillow, but I'm a bit worried about it getting dirty that way.
I highly recommend the patterns from 8xpl's shop, there are SO many gorgeous ones to choose from. I might end up getting another one soon o3o
#cross stitch#embroidery#fiber art#fiber crafts#cross stitching#xstitch#needlepoint#needlecraft#I went so long without drawing because I KNEW if I put this aside for anything I'd nver pick it up again#because that's how I usually am with cross stitch#but I finished it about a month ago and todday for some reason was just the day that I spontaneously finished the rest of thee project#I would have liked to do a nicer pillow#like with that piping kindd of stuff along the edge?#but if I actually waited to get some of that it'd never happen#so super basic straight lines around the edges flip insid out stuff an stitch down the opening#no zippeer#it will NOT be easy to clean so I need to be careful with it#but it is absolutely a perfect neck pillow on the back of my couch right now
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I think im funny
#return of the couch png#long before time had a name… I was putting couch pngs in my meme comics#Lloyd garmadon#kai ninjago#Kai smith#Kai jiang#lloyd ninjago#arin Ninjago#arin dragons rising#Ninjago#Ninjago fanart#dragons rising#lego ninjago#my art#christofern
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melusines and misunderstandings
neuvillette x gn!reader
you ask neuvillette out on a date, but as always, fate conspires to give the prettiest faces the most oblivious minds. luckily for him, the melusines are there to offer feedback as his pseudo-therapist.
Neuvillette thinks you have a crush on Lyney.
He doesn’t begrudge the magician for capturing your heart, not when it paints a lovely look on your features as you stared up at him with stars in your eyes and asked him if he could accompany you to the twins’ latest magic show.
He says yes, of course, if only so he may see they way your face lights up in a brilliant smile. His cheeks flush a light shade of red when you grasped his hand in gratitude and told him to meet you tomorrow in the afternoon.
Later that night, he lays on his couch with a distinctively depressed air.
“It’s a date!” One of the melusines tries to reassure him, the rest of them chirping their agreements as they crowded around his slumped form.
“It is not,” he tells them solemnly, “the magician Lyney is the person they want to see.”
“They could have gone alone, but they asked you to come watch the show with them. It must mean that they want to spend time with you, Monsieur Neuvillette!” A chorus of yeah! and yes! come after that proclamation.
Neuvillette isn’t convinced, but for the sake of the melusines, he will put on a brave face and pretend that he believes them. If only so they will not worry anymore.
“Yes, I suppose all of you are right.”
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They were, as it turns out, right.
You laugh, a hint of incredulousness and amusement in your voice.
“Wait—you think I like Lyney?” You dissolve into another fit of giggles.
Neuvillette finds himself at a loss for words. “So… you do not like him?”
“No!” You gasp, as though the idea of liking Lyney was an outrageous thing. “I’ve given you so many clues! How have you not realized it yet?”
He blinks, tilting his head in confusion, but an idea begins to form in the back of his head. Hope and disbelief war inside him, but he needs confirmation from you to truly believe the thought that has formed in his mind.
You smile, equal parts fond and exasperated.
���I like you, not Lyney.”
And, well, he supposes Lady Furina’s claims of him being an oblivious nut has more truth to it than he once thought.
#just imagine neuvillette laying down on one of those long couches they always show in movies during therapy#with a gaggle of melusines surrounding him and listening to his woes#they’re used to it by this point#genshin x reader#genshin impact x reader#neuvillette x reader#gn reader
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Hi , im here with a thought, i can just imagine puppy reader crying to price about what kyle did and how she was just curious and she didnt really wanna disobey and to please not get rid of her and stuff like that , so kyles punishment is eating the reader out just exactly as price wants , price i feel like is more aggressive and less forgiving towards kyle compared to reader , i feel like price has that "nothing is your fault ♡" attitude for his sweet pup
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owner!price x chubby!puppgirl x pup!kyle
tw//: p in v, oral (fem reciving), hybrid receiving, collars, rough sex, slight mention of overstim, fem reader, collars, probably my most filthy smut yet
prices heart breaks as you cry into his chest, clinging onto him tightly. in all his time with you, hes never seen you so distraught. your body is almost shaking, tail low and ears pulled back as you sob and babble. he just holds you tight, rubbing a big hand firmly up and down your back. “Shhh, s’okay pup. Talk t’me when youre ready, okay?”
It takes almost ten minutes, tears still spilling down your face as you pull back to look up to him. “please, m sorry captain. i didnt mean t’break the rules,” your words are interrupted by uncontrollable hiccups and stutters, hands gripping his shirt tightly, “please sir, please don get rid of me. i promise ill be good!! wont ever break the rules again, please!!!” you break down into a fit of sobs again, whimpering into his chest as he holds you tight.
He easily lifts you up, your body melting into his as he sits you ontop him. you now straddle his lap, burying your face into his neck. its almost sweet, how youre so desperate for his comfort despite your expectation of rejection. price just holds you tight, hands firm and secure on your body, breath steady and soothing. once you calm, he slowly pulls the story out of you. every little detail.
he tries to hide the way his face darkens as you speak, his eyes narrowing as you explain what kyle had done. once youre done, he sighs, hands still rubbing circles on your back. he glances over your shoulder, eyes lingering on the garage door.
“stay here, okay? Be a good girl f’me and strip. kyles gonna say sorry for bein so mean.” with a kiss on your forehead, he lays you down on the couch, leaving you to follow his instructions.
within ten minutes he returns, not even glancing at you as he enters. his eyes are trained on kyle, watching him closely. a leash is clipped to his sprenger collar. a new addition.
he forces the other pup to kneel at your feet, hands forceful and grip rough. kyle is huge, broad-shouldered and muscular, looming over you between your spread legs, his eyes trained on your pretty cunt. you can almost see him drool, licking his teeth as he looks over your exposed body as if wanting nothing more than to grip onto plush waist and bury himself 9 inches deep.
youre snapped back into reality as price tugs harshly on kyles leash, making the collar dig into his neck. “Speak, mutt.” the tone of his voice almost makes you curl into yourself. he sounds vicious, angrier than youve ever seen him.
kyle eyes meet yours for the first time, “im… sorry.” he mumbles half-assed. you can tell hes itching for your soft body. its almost torture having you spread out for him, yet denied the permission to touch.
price almost growls as he tugs the leash harder, causing kyles eyes to widen for a moment. “fuck, im sorry, i swear.”
price lets out a huff, pushing kyles head down, making him come face to face with your pretty cunt. “Show her, mutt. Apologise properly.”
its almost instant the way kyle buries his head in you. his hands wrap around your thighs, pulling you flush to his face. his nose bumping your clit as drinks in your slick. its perverted, the wet noises that fill the room, the way he groans as ruts into the couch as he devours you.
price doesnt allow him an inch of space, denying him reprieve from your drooling cunt. his voice cuts through the mix of moans, directing kyle exactly what to do. telling him how fast, how slow, whether to suck your clit or thrust his tongue. hes almost cruel, tugging kyles collar harshly each time he doesnt listen, leaving angry red marks around his neck.
but to you? well, how could he ever be mean to his sweet girl? a calloused hand cups your cheek, his low, growly voice talking you through your nth orgasm. he kisses your forehead, letting you hold his free hand tightly as your legs shake and your hips buck, your voice filling the room as you cry out.
its only once kyles face is completely covered in your slick that he lets the pup pull away. hes panting, cock straining against his pants as he aches for release. kyles eyes meet prices, desperate and needy. “Captain, please, fuck,” his hands twitch as they hold your thighs, resisting the urge to pull your twitching cunt closer, “let me fuck her, ill make her feel so fucking good, have her screaming for you-”
hes cut off, eyes wide as price harshly grips his jaw. “When are you gonna learn?” price reaches down, palming kyles growing tent, making the pup whine, “shes not yours to fuck.” he lets go, pushing kyle to the ground, denied and throbbing.
price makes him watch as he gently picks you up, pulling you once again into his lap. your back presses to his chest, legs hooked around his knees, forced to spread. Price is quick to unbutton his pants, sinking you down on his fat dick. you can feel his hot breath tickle your neck as he laughs, finding amusement in the way your back bows as he forces himself deep inside you.
his hands trail up the curve of your waist, coming up to cup your tits. he squeezes the fat, grinning as it bulges between the gaps of his fingers. you can both hear kyles whines, eyes trained on you as price starts to toy with your nipples for a moment. “moan for me pretty girl, let him hear how good i stretch out your tight fuckin cunt, how your pretty body belongs t’me.” his beard tickles you as his lips brush your neck, “bounce f’me pup, show kyle what hes missing out on.”
the roll of your hips is hypnotising, kyles eyes wide as he drinks in the sight. your tits slightly jiggle each time you come down, your thighs spread wide as price shows off your swollen cunt. “see that kyle? how she takes me?” price reaches out, gripping kyles arm and pulling. he lands with his cheek pressed against the soft pudge of your tummy, able to feel as price fills you with each thrust, “feel that?” price fucks up harder into you, making your body jolt as you squeak, “thats only for good fuckin pups.”
he pushes kyle away again, leaving him to fall onto the floor, cock throbbing and aching as he watches your pretty cunt get ruined by your rightful owner <3
#SORRY THIS TOOK TOO LONG#this will either hit or miss idk yet#debated posting cuz of the last part (ikyk)#i got real into it#anyways#price is totally the kind of pet parent that gets offended if someone says puppgirl is badly trained#clutches his pearls#even if shes likes ripping up a couch cushion#mw2 smut#mw2 x reader#price x reader#john price x reader#price x chubby!puppygirl#price x female reader#price x reader smut#kyle gaz garrick smut#gaz x reader#gaz x reader smut#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle garrick x reader#pup kyle x pup reader#owner!price x pup!kyle x pup!reader#gothzlovez <3
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“Knowing what he knows now, Timmy would never recommend it either.” What does he know?
Lots and Lots and Lots!
Consequence #2: Information Overflow.
Fairies perceives everything differently, from literal perception to mental understanding! A person have to handle the information flow during their transformation. It can be very loud, very sudden, and very bright.
Fairies stopped kidnapping adults after discovering that they easily succumb to madness at this step. Children, meanwhile, can withstand it due to their wild imaginations! Although the risks of madness is still very high.
Timmy Turner had great mental fortitude beforehand, so this didn't bother him at all. If anything, he was absolutely fascinated with his new sight. Tooth Fairy helped him get through the more confusing parts, such as re-focusing his eyes to view in the fourth dimension instead of the seventh.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#fop tooth fairy#timmy turner#asks#the reason tooth and timmy are at the same size is because timmy's in between the stages in this drawing#long and short of it is: fairies have knowledge thats a lot like cthulu#its incomprehensible for the most part.#but considering that children constantly undergo incomprenesible shit every single day. its not that big a deal for them#one moment ur asleep on the couch. next u wake up at some strangers house (grandma's).#one point youve got food on your plate and the next theres big noise and people screaming at you (birthday party)#its very wild and sudden and they take it all in stride#itty bitties fop au
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Big backlog at the Go Home Machine.
Was drawing a different idea and it spun off into this doodle of the effect of all-nighters on teenagers vs. people in their late twenties.
#A Margo who was left on the stove too long and a Miguel who got lost inside the couch#I’m going to need lots of convincing to believe a incredibly online Spider-teen with a remote job would be keeping a normal sleep schedule#my art#atsv fanart#atsv miguel#atsv margo#margo kess#miguel o'hara#miguel spiderverse#spiderman#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#sleepy spiders#spider byte#spiderman 2099
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The eeper before I eep myself
#felt. very down suddenly a few hours ago#they make me cheer up#I think they deserve to fall asleep on the couch#I wrote that and flinched HELP#yk. long day. you’re not exactly cleaned up for bed but you’re tired. couch nap#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#vashwood#checkadii
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Bucktommy cuddles 🥰
#yes bucks legs are sticking off the couch cause they’re so long#purple draws#bucktommy#911 abc#911 fandom#911 fanart#911 art#evan buck buckley#tommy kinard#evan buckley
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rlly messy asher n babe wip :33
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#shaw pack#redacted asher#asher talbot#redacted babe#sorry its really messy......#i just wanted to doodle them being all domestic after a long day#asher comimg home after a long day at work#sees babe lounging on the couch and immediately goes to his favorite spot (their lap)#ashers a yapper#thats canon tho we knew that
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