#Lolz and Ram

[nebula-blitzar]

Here have this cursed Ozzie drawing I found in my sketchbook

[21thick]

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Happy Friday my fellow friend! 😉🙌 annnnnnd a wonderful weekend 🔥‼️ LFG 👏👏👏

[bl3hbra1nz]

Jimmy Mouthwashing as a FURRY 🔥🔥

It's not that good but I tried and spent a bit on it lolz, I'm gonna do the rest of the crew soon!!:3

I posted Abt this on my Twitter but I volunteer at my cousin's work and it's obviously a job with animals and I thought why don't I make the Mouthwashing characters furrys based off these animals personalitys? I'm gonna be making more but keep in mind these are just my experiences with these types of animals! Jimmy is a goat bc there's a goat at my cousin's work that is a HUGE bully, not only is he mean to other animals he's mean to people. He's rammed into almost everyone lolz including me! One time I fed him some lettuce and picked up the bag to grab some more hence turning around. Then he rammed into my butt and I dropped the bag bc wtf...Jimmy core.

[scarl3tbl00d]

ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔓𝔬𝔰𝔱

Hihi!!! My name is Scarlet Ellis, and I'm a local person here at Hatchetfield! :D I attend Hatchetfield High so you might have seen me there occasionally (GO NIGHTHAWKS RAAAAAH🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣)

I'm 18 years old, and I'm Asexual & Pan lolz (currently single :P)

My fav animals are bats if anybody wants to know, and also cats. I have two, a black cat named Onyx and an orange one name Monarch and they are my babies

Also can these mfs STOP calling me a vampire ☹️ I just have a different aesthetic I'm not a vampire 😔

Also uhhhh DNI stuff here: basic DNI criteria, people from Clivesdale and mfs who insist I'm a vampire. I'M NOT

(SEE BELOW FOR OOC NOTES!!!!)

Hi!!!! Welcome to my blog for my Hatchetfield OC, Scarlet!!!! (who is absolutely a vampire lmao)

Basic DNI stuff here: NSFW accounts (sexual wise), homophobes, TERFS, transphobes, proshippers, and just awful people in general ty

My main acc that I use is @nightlysweets so go follow that!!!! I follow back from @cats-and-rams but that's just an old fnf rp acc I never use anymore so go follow that other account pls

Erm extra stuffs to know abt Scarlet lol: Being a literal vampire, she has many unusual abilities, such as shape-shifting (limited to a bat), flying, and enhanced speed & slightly enhanced strength lolz

All art is made by me unless stated otherwise

Pls rp with me and send asks idk what I'm doing and I'm too nervous to rp with anyone

Reference sheet for Scarlet!!! :D

[nightlysweets]

hi new intro post <3

HELLOOOO my name is Eclipse‼️‼️‼️ She/Her <3 i'm a lesbian but currently not looking for a relationship :p

If you want more content from me, find me on TikTok!!!! Same user as my tumblr lolz

I'm currently very interested in Hatchetfield (very specifically the Lords in Black) and Spies Are Forever. Great musicals.

I follow back from @cats-and-rams (a fnf rp blog I don't use anymore LMAOOOO I just don't wanna make another main blog so. yeah)

Also pls no NSFW stuff here, jokes are just fine just don't be too intense ty!!!!!!!!!!!

[erdasmcnonsense]

If you still haven't voted in the Doc vs Scar poll and are uncertain which to choose, consider this:

Doc fits many of the classic sexymen tropes just as easily as Scar; he typically takes on villainous roles or is cast into those parts by the fandom. He's a mad scientist who frequently exploits weird bugs and glitches in minecraft for convenience or simply for the lolz

His skin has an open lab jacket and no shirt and torn pants, come on

I have never seen fanart of him that wasn't either 1) twink, 2) ripped, 3) just a straight-up creeper with some cyborg parts, or 4) a combination of some of the above

These days you also get cool goat/ram horns added into the mix

Look me in the eyes and tell me that horns aren't hot. Go on. Do it.

Despite being portrayed as all threatening and cool and stuff, and while his feats of pushing the boundaries of what vanilla minecraft can do are undoubtedly cool, he's still actually in his videos very sweet and nice and friendly and chats about his son and his tomato garden. Also from what I've seen, usually very nice and helpful to his servermates in their interactions (except when playing a role ofc)

He brought an actual Ender Dragon into the overworld just to have it fly above his massive flagpole, and when asked "why" by the others, pretty much just laughed and went "because i can"

Look, at this point Scar's victory is a foregone conclusion, and you know what that means?

That means there's nothing fun or interesting about it

What really matters here is that the race was good, much more than who actually wins it. What we'll all remember and look back to afterwards are not the massive landslide victories, but the tough races where the contestants were nearly tied for a very long time

So let's make it good. Let's give Scar a bit of a challenge

Even if Doc doesn't win, it's much more fun for all of us, both Doc voters and Scar voters, if the race was bit closer than 20%-80%

Just vote for Doc, please? Do it for me?

I'm not much of an artist, but if you send me proof you voted for Doc this round, I'll draw you a lil sketch of a character of your choice?

[pepsicandle]

Welcome to our blog o(>ω<)o

Intros for all 6 alters and general fun facts will be under the cut!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

DNI (￣ヘ￣) : basic dni , proship , radinclus , anti neoprns/xenogenders , endo system/supporter , anti kin/therians , nsfw heavy blogs

BYF (°ロ°) ! : we participate in discourse , we will make nsfw jokes but nothing heavy <3 , we block freely , reblog heavy , we will not tag who posts what , actually barely any tags at all ever , we have the same user on Simply Plural ! feel free to add us

COLLECTIVE IDENTITIES

Con - he/him - bi arospec genderqueer

We are most probably a P-DID system, but we COULD be an OSDD-1a system lolz (o^ ^o)

We have ADHD and dysgraphia, and are autistic, dyslexic and physically disabled (some of those hit certain alters harder but we dont use holder roles) . we are also bodily 16

KIRA (=^･ω･^=)

too many prns to list (⌒_⌒;) - bi aro agenderflux

host ! semi human ;p cat/robot kin

16 - not an introject

I AM ALMOST ALWAYS FRONTING! IF IM NOT, SOMETHING IS PROBABLY WRONG.

no alter specific userboxes for me </3

KIRA / VIVIENNE ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

he/she - bi unlabeled nonbinary

no known role - Artifical Intelligence

age slider (16-23) - introject of our MSP accounts MovieStar

NATHAN / RED \(^ヮ^)/

he/him - bi frayromantic trans man

protector - human . just human lol

13 - not an introject

UNA („• ᴗ •„)

he/xey/they/🏔 - bi arospec genderfluid

persecutor - semi human !! ram kin

17 - could be an introject ? its complicated

KAIN / KATARINA ⊂(´• ω •`⊂)

he/📺/xe/dice/🎲/🐛- girl idk . bi aro boyflux

caretaker - I kind of like dont have a body

like 15 - kokichi ouma from hit game drv3

WHISKERS (=^‥^=)

he/💕/🐈/love - we dont know.

little - 2 forms, ragdoll kitten n human

6-8 - not an introject

no userboxes

[snepshroom]

I’ve never posted my computer anywhere since I built it, so here’s my silly little pc. just pls don’t mind the horrible wire management

rgb go brrrrrr

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specs

cpu - amd ryzen 5 5600x 6 core 3.70

gpu - geforce gtx 1070

ram - vengeance 32 gb

motherboard - msi mpg B550

case - h510

(I literally looked all over for my power supply but I straight forgot what it was lolz)

[ladyramora]

Thank you note

Ramora flipped through envelopes, some smelling of perfume or cologne, some written in the most elegant of script with hearts slipped into the letters as if they belonged there, a few with kisses enclosing the contents…

Except one.

She stared at the odd letter out. The handwriting was clean as was the envelope, it was addressed to ‘Rammy D'aubigne’, it was from the holy southern isles…

If she hadn’t just seen Lolz an hour ago and know she was most likly headed to her own home, she would have thought she had been the sender.

She slipped the declarations of love under her arm and tore the envelope open with her finger, being careful not to give herself a papercut as she did so, the paper thicker than she’d of thought.

She pulled the letter free and began to read:

“Hello Rammy! 

I’m Lolz’s Mother, we’ve never met, but Lolz has told us all so much about you and her other friends with those Scones of the Seventh Dawn! (Odd name for a Welfare group, you all sound more like a delightful dish for tea than anything else!)”

Ramora snorted, barely two sentences and she already liked her, she was definitely Lolz’s Mother.

“I just wanted to write to you and thank you for being such a good friend to our Lolz! You have no idea how much it means to us to know she has someone looking out for her and caring for her as much as we do, we were all worried when she left the island, she always had a hard time making friends and with her love of magic and goal to become an adventurer…”

Ah, Ramora immediately understood. 

Lolz had started out as a healer, and a healer without good friends to help keep monsters and beasts from attacking her while she was still new… A little healer far from home armed with low level heal spells and maybe one or two attack spell in a forest full of danger…

She could easily see why her family had been worried, a part of her wondered how her own parents would have-

she stopped herself from going further down that line of thought and forced herself to keep reading;

“but when her first letter came and it was filled with all the fun lessons she had with you, I was glad she did go. You see, due to what we now know was her Echo, as well as her being smaller than most of the other children her age, she was bullied a lot. She didn’t have a lot of friends and spent most of her time wandering around the sacred crystal caves and making little trinkets for others.”

Ramora pictured a smaller Lolz wandering a cave glittering with colorful crystals, picking a few up as she went fiddling with them with a thoughtful pout on her face…

That reminded her, She’d given her a small hair clip with red crystals in the shape of a flower, a few mossy green stones framing it like leaves not too long after they had become friends…

Had she made that herself? She shouldn’t be surprised, Lolz was surprisingly crafty, always making something in her spare time, sweets, accessories, weapons… she had no idea how she made the time for it, but then again, a girl has got to have her hobbies.

She was getting off track here, she refocused on the letter.

“And then there were the twins, the Scones, and all her other friends at her free company, her letters got longer and longer over time, but each letter always had at least a page of all the stuff you two get into and they always make us laugh. 

We cannot thank you enough for being there for her and looking out for her and we wanted you to know you are always welcome in our home. Hells, with all the things Lolz has told us about you, you’re practically part of our family!”

Ramora felt a small twinge at that statement.

Family? Her parents considered her family? Just for being Lolz’s friend?

She didn’t know if she should be touched that they would consider her family just for being a good friend to their daughter or concerned for how socially inept Lolzy had been… and still kind of was, if she was honest.

She made a mental note to make Lolzy socialize more as she got to the last part of the letter.

“There is a festival that comes every five years that lasts a fortnight, we were hoping you and Lolz would come home for it (there are a few old bullies of Lolz’s I’m hoping you won’t like and will make shut up while you’re here.)”

Ramora laughed out loud, yup, this woman was DEFINITELY Lolz’s mother. 

“We already paid for your tickets, I hope you don’t mind dropping Lolz’s off for her too.  

Looking forward to finally seeing you, Rammy!”

Under the last sentence, there was a small illustration and Ramora started to howl with laughter.

It seemed to be a sketch of Lolz’s parents.

Her father was apparently a very tall and somewhat intimidating looking hyur and her mother had to be the sweetest little lalafell  she’d ever seen, who stood on the top of a ladder so they were on the same level, both of whom were smiling broadly and seemed to be waving, as if already welcoming her to their home.

There had been a bet among the Scions in regards to Lolz having Lalafell blood, as she and the other lalafells in their group had the uncanny ability to intimidate others despite looking so tiny and sweet. they had kept it a secret from her, of course, but she found out anyway and made them drop it and then they had to face a wrath an eikon would envy for their actions.

Who knows, Perhaps her mother is where Lolz got her climbing urges from.

Oh Gods, if they had this sketched, then they probably had little Lolz sketches. Embarrassing little lolz sketches! She pulled out two tickets, each one with their names neatly written on them and little flowers next to them, making her smile grow a teeny bit wider at how sweet the sentiment was before the desire to tease her friend about her childhood antics overwhelmed it completely, turning her smile impish.

She immediately ran back to her friends house, loudly calling out her name as she waved the tickets in the air, her love letters still tucked under her arm, forgotten.

Ramora didn’t have any family, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t going to enjoy Lolz’s to the fullest! 

(Yeah, Ramora is never EVER going to let Lolz live that line down. EVER!)

Submitted by: @lolzwaitwhat

[litviral]

😩😂😭LMBO. Her tweet 'won' the #SuperBowl.🙌🙉💯 . . . . . . . . #haha #lmao #lolz #hilarious😂 #funnyish #litviral #superbowl53 #patriotsnation #adamlevine #superbowlhalftime #rams #internetisundefeated https://www.instagram.com/p/BtddhJehJe2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tqk4jhvbcj59

[flavorednarry]

01/12/19 10:40pm EST: clearly, not a good time for people least interested in NFL to check Twitter ! 😂

[dollfacedoe]

albedo brainrot

cw: temp play, overstim, bondage, idk man lolz

hope yall like this one as much as my friends did 💀

a harsh slap against your thigh jolted you awake.

your vision is obscured by a cloth and your arms are tied to the railings of the bed.

"oh, good. I see that your awake. I guess I should note that an orgasm doesn't wake you up, but it did stir you from sleeping."

his hand ran across the expanse of your stomach and his other hand stayed solitary on your thigh.

"i wonder what kind of reaction you'll have to different temperatures?"

his hand left your stomach and you heard shuffling in the background.

one hand pinched your nipple, the blindfold on your face made your senses even higher. the hand was hot, so hot it felt like it was gonna melt you in the best way possible. his other hand met your other peak, this time it was cold. his agile fingers played with your tits when he thought out loud.

small keens and whimpers uttered out of your mouth involuntarily.

"these temperatures combined with the blindfold are making you so responsive..maybe you'll cum just like this. your already sensitive from when I made you cum earlier."

his blunt words made you embarrassed, he didn't have an ounce of shame in his voice. you could feel a gush of wetness pooling in the apex of your thighs.

his hands kept fondling and groping at your soft flesh, admiring the mewls that came out of your mouth.

his fingers pulled away from your tender nipples, making you groan out from the loss of stimulation. his cold fingers trailed down to your stomach and clit while his hot hands entered your mouth.

the feeling of his cold hand in contact with your puffy clit was too much, and it already had you crying out.

"ggh- w-wait! i-ill-"

"go ahead, love, let me see you cum."

a long sob tumbled out of your mouth, and tears darkened the blindfold.

"open your mouth."

you open it, and he places something on your tongue.

"swallow."

the second it goes down your throat, your body instantly regains it stamina and you feel even hotter than before.

you squirm around in your bondages before he opens your legs to reveal your sopping entrance.

his pants shuffle and his shaft rutted against your clit and folds. he lets it sit there for a few seconds, before rubbing it against your poor clit until he hears you beg.

"ngghh..albedoo.."

"what is it?"

"I want you t-to go i-inside.."

his cock inches in, and the help of your gushing slick made it even easier to slide in.

"haah..this creation makes you even tighter..but it was so easy to slip inside too...you must've wanted this really badly, huh?"

his hand grab the back of your thighs before pinning them to your chest and plowing his hips into yours.

the sudden change in pace made you wail out, the feeling of his cock ramming in and out was too much for your poor pussy to handle. he must've bruised your cervix at this point from how hard he was going.

one of his hands let your thigh go, but he commanded you to keep your legs open to his assault.

his cock was reaching depths thanks to the new position, and just like he wanted you to, you were losing your mind.

his hands started rubbing messily on your swollen clit, trying to get you to cum. your cunt clenched down on his cock while you let out a snivel. it felt so good that you couldn't even talk anymore, instead your tongue fell out of your mouth and no sound could come out.

your clenching walls triggered his own orgasm, filling you up with his sticky cum.

he pulled out while slimy strings of mixed cum connected your hips to his. he let your thigh go in favor of untying your restraints on your hands and told you to hold your thighs up.

without warning, he slammed back into your insides, rearranging your guts and forced out a cry from your throat.

his hand reaches your throat and his other pets your clit.

he reaches to pet your cheek gently and twisting a lock of your hair in his hands before grabbing it and tugging it. hard.

you let out a yelp, and it spurs him to pull harder.

his cock furiously pumped in and out of your abused hole, and his hand continuously caressed your poor engorged clit.

more of his cum flooded into your pussy, and his hand in your head pulled at the strands.

"one more...one more for me, please."

his voice was laced with desperation and lust, and his hands grabbed your own and placed them on his head. 

he leaned down to kiss your cunt, and licked up all the slick covering your thighs and pussy. he worked at it while your fingers pulled and tugged at his locks, and he let out groans and sent vibrations throughout your body. you curl your toes, and keep cumming and cumming and he just wouldn't let up.

he was too addicted.

he finally rose from his position between your thighs, his face covered in slick. he gives you a quick peck on the lips before untying your blindfold.

he grabs a towel and starts wiping off the sweat and mess between your legs, before muttering praises.

"you did so good for me, sunshine."

"I love you, my flower."

"your so pretty, your so good for letting me do this."

he wipes the tears out of your bleary eyes before letting you have some water and carried you to the bathroom.

he cleaned you up, running his fingers through your scalp and rubbing lotion on your skin and muttering more praises in your neck.

he places you gently down on the sheets before climbing in next to you and let you cling to his side. the exhaustion set into his bones, and he could fall asleep with you in his arms forever.

[criceofpain]

“come on, baby, bounce on my big cock i know u want to”

 “that's right, this pussy has me dazed, darling”

thinking about this with needy, pussy hungry hee </3

ah yes, the pussy maniac #1 (with jake being #2 lolz) in his habitat </3 he's gonna wanna taste and feel and ram his cock in your pussy until he's satisfied... or until you're begging him to stop.

[eunivrse]

ok but what d*cks are armin’s, connie’s, jean’s in here: https://twitter.com/deptofsophistry/status/1491489631078174728?s=21

LMFAO. HOLY FUCK

content warning: a lot of mentions abt dick, balls, and cock. like very vulgar descriptions of it too whoopsies 😞

armin, either pony, deer, or ram. i can see him having more length than girth, balls aren’t too sagged either. also the curve??? hits the spot just right and he’s secretly proud of it too. i can’t really see him being too veiny though.

connie, pitbull, bear, or dancing 100%. he’s on the shorter side, but the width makes up for it. stretches you out nicely and when he cums, it pools.

jean, THE HORSE ONE DUH. he absolutely has to be gentle before ramming his fat cock inside you or else he’ll tear you in half. his balls would smack against your asshole or the clit if he’s fucking you from behind lolz

u didn’t ask, but eren is elk 100%. just… the balls. THE BALLS. also the one vein protruding from the underside, yum. he likes looking down at the way he stretches you out, the way his cock is perfectly glazed with your slick. he thinks it looks the best when it’s balls deep inside you.

[gmod]

cloned my ram luther skin so i can make the non furry one LOLZ

[mittensmorgul]

Why did Cas throw Jack into the door? Isn't he capable of opening it himself? It was a hilarious callback to Dean doing the same thing but why was it even necessary lol

Did he, though? I mean, that was the cracky joke everyone made for lolz, but like... I don’t think Cas actually threw Jack like a battering ram at the door. I think-- all jokes about it aside-- that Jack probably asked if Cas wanted him to break down the door, and Cas was like *eye roll* sure fine whatever.

Either that, or knowing Cas’s personal penchant for smashing down doors, they Rochambeau’ed for it. Cas probably threw scissors, because it’s what Dean would’ve done, and Jack understands that game and threw rock.

(obviously this second paragraph is also a tongue in cheek response, but that first paragraph is serious)