#Lodestar Buggy call that the Star Clown!

[cryingpariah]

It's a headcanon of mine that Buggy was found as a baby before Shanks when the Roger Pirates were on Lode Star Island 39 years ago. Then after a year of getting into the swing of parenting he's like "Rayleigh, let's have another! 😚 Little Buggy needs a friend!"

"We need another kid on this ship like we need holes in the sails! Besides, it's not like the odds of finding a second abandoned baby are all that high to begin with. Where are we heading anyway?"

"God Valley"

Also the sheer rage and confusion Baby Buggy must have felt when he awoke to see some other random baby with the stupidest grin right there next to him in his crib with his blankets! And then has the nerve to laugh as Buggy does his best to push out this usurper in the sun and moon onesie!

(Oda hand over the baby Buggy origins‼️‼️ this is no longer a request‼️‼️ this is a THREAT‼️‼️)

Buggy was having a rather peaceful existence on this moving wood thing and the moustached man that loved to stick his head into his crib which he was allowing..but only for now! He had warm milk, soft plushies and a never ending stream of entertainment! What more could a little guy like him ask for?

Certainty not this…whatever it is. With its obnoxiously red hair and shout-laugh, it disturbed Buggy's peace without even trying. The last straw came when this offending giggling menace committed the ultimate taboo: it grabbed Buggy's little red nose! It just signed its own ticket out of here! Buggy would scream and cry so much that moustache man would have no choice but to chuck this other into the blue!

Imagine his disappointment when not only did the red haired nuisance didn’t get discarded like last week's leftovers! Instead Buggy's face was pressed into his as the moustached man cooed over them and told them they were gonna be the best of friends one day!

FAT CHANCE! NOT ON BUGGY'S BARELY BEGUN LIFE! NOT A CHANCE! NO WAY, NO HOW! IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!-

Until it did, sorta.

And then they became strangers all over again.