#Lockwood canonically bejng obsessed with her hips is the funniest shit

[thepalerimitation]

What’s funny about Lucy’s pov is it’s always so “sheltered Victorian woman”, like she sees his hand veins and loses her shit for four paragraphs, but I guarantee you she’s better than Lockwood

Lockwood’s POV:

She’s a really great sparring partner, her double knot maneuver was flawless and she’s such a great agent. Great thing I’m not attracted to her, that would screw my life up.

*Lucy pulls off her skirt to just wear her bike shorts*

*Lockwood has Thoughts for the next six chapters*