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Chilchuck girldad shenanigans!!! +Senshi's thoughts on mlp at the very end

(Brace yourself. This is a long one)

What's Chilchuck's favorite girldad activity? It's not doing their hair, no. That's just something he's been praised on. Being able to put his girls hair up in different styles whenever his wife wasn't around was seen as very admirable and lots of people complemented him on it. Especially non-half-foots (becuase they seem to think the father is less involved in the kids life LMAO) And though his daughters loved when their dad did their hair, they much proffered when their mom did it since it was neater

Chilchuck's favorite girldad activity (well, general girldad activity) is actually playing pretend. He seems like the type to just playfully scoff at kids he sees engaging in an outrageous, glorified LARPing session. And he is. He is that type. He thinks it's playing pretend is silly. But, when it comes to his daughters, it's charming.

He found some genuine entertainment when he was making believe with his little ones while they were young. Fully immersed in the ever complicated plot and nonsensical characters, he loved seeing the spark in their eyes and the giggle in their voices as they played out their fantasies. He'd also like to be dense from time to time just for the reaction it got. Saying things like "but bears can't fly" or "I thought you said princesses couldn't swim" be uase there's something very humorous about being scolded by a toddler

Once the girls got older, though, his favorite activities became specific to the kid.

For Meijack, his mini-me, it was teaching her his craft. For Flertom, the one that looks just like her mother, it was makeovers. And with Puckpatti, his bright-eyed youngest, it was shopping.

A little more of Meijack

She had taken an interest in locksmithing when she was young; so much so that she would often swipe a spare lock when her dad wasn't looking. Mei had proven herself to he a very crafty and tactile person. After about the 15th time, Chilchuck was tired of this and decided to improvise.

He took a nice square wooden board, sanded it down to make sure no mishaps would occur, and then attached some latches, locks, and other miscellaneous things to it. He essentially made a busy board for Mei, and she loved it. She would often be found in her room, buckling and unbluckling, messing with straps and zippers and locks and ties.

He'd make her a new board each year on her birthday; that is, until she turned 5. After that, she got puzzle boxes, and each year, they'd get more and more complex. If they were invented at the time, Mei would totally fuck up a Rubix cube on the low.

Expanding a bit on Flertom

After finding baby Fler with a face smeared with her mom's ruby red lipstick, Chilchuck knew he had a future full of make-up modeling. So following that incident, he bought Fler her own little make-up kit.

Initially, little Fler was satisfied just beautifying her own face, then showing it off to her dad; however, she did start feel like good old papa Chuck was missing out on the fun, so she pressured him into letting her put some eyeshadow on him. It was bright blue, it was messy, and it was awful to apply.

After a year or two, the make-overs got better and better. 10 year old Fler was becoming quite talented with her cosmetic skills. She'd gone from doing outlandish looks on her dad to actually finding styles that fit him and testing out new ideas on him.

What about Puckpatti?

Now I did say that Puckpatti's designated activity was shopping, but what I meant to say was haggling down prices and looking for deals. Ever since she was young, the adorable, unassuming half-foot had a knack for bargaining— even while trading toys in the playground or snacks in the lunchroom.

Chilchuck first noticed Patti's gift after she came home from school with a necklace on. ...She certainly didn't come to school with it, so it's safe to say Chilchuck was confused. Once he found out what actually happened, he did get Patri to return the necklace and focused her abilities to learning how to shop efficiently.

Patti truly did enjoy shopping with her dad. And kn occasoik they would go to different shopping centers together. Chilchuck would always get discounted tools, courtesy of Patti, and Patti would find a pair of shoes or some fruit and nealry cut the price in half. They go wandering place to place, talking and spotting the best deals, It's always a fun and productive time!

Now to Senshi

If you've made it this far, congrats! Here's your reward

Either in a modern AU, or just due some crazy magical force, Senshi finds out about MLP.

Now, would he watch this on his own? Nope. A colorful show about ponies doesn't catch his eye, so sorry.

But let's just say he ends up watching MLP. (Moslty because in this scenario, Marcille had mentioned liking the show and senshi heard it was about horses- or well, ponies)

After whatching a few episodes he's come to a few conclusions and has gained a couple of opinions.

Who's his favorite character? Big Mac

Who's his least favorite characters? Diamond Tiara, Silverspoon, Gilda, Rainbowdash, and Rarity

He does NOT fw the them.

His opinions on the mane 6 + a few more

Twilight: very uptight, but has the potential to be a leader of some kind. Not a personal favorite

Fluttershy: Thinks she needs some guidance and to grow a backbone, but is very impressed witb her connection to the fuana

Rarity: Does NOT like her. Thinks she's spoiled and prissy and snippy

Applejack: Likes her! Think she's nice and hard working and well rounded

Rainbowdash: Think she does wayyy to much. Someone needs to teach her not to be so full of herself. He legitimately didn't want to watch some of the episodes because he felt like rainbowdash was just being an ass (some with Rarity)

Pinkie pie: Too hyper for his taste. Thinks she's pretty odd

Spike: he finds the idea of keeping a small dragon as a...well, a little brother figure, to be odd. He doesn't get the fact that Spike has a crush on Rarity and thinks that the gang should treat him with more respect

Zecora: Another character he actually likes. The episode introducing her frustrated him a LOT, he actually haf to pause it becuase all that pony racism was too much for him

Luna/Nightmare Moon: He's iffy about her. Ay first, he didn't have too much of an opinion on her, but once he figured out her deal, he liked her a little. He doesn't blame her for turning evil at all

Celestia: Thinks she's USELESS. Oh my god. He's confused because she seems like she should be a queen and not a princess, but based on what she sees her do, he isn't surprised that her status is princess

[lustviolence]

OBSSESION JOURNAL 1 - Hello stranger

(cnc/stalking /somno)

March 14 TH 4:13PM

After a long day at work i headed to the nearby convenience store on my way home. Exhausted and hungry i dragged myself toward the store, but all that disappeared when I laid eyes on the door. As if she was waiting for me my sight caught a lucid dream , a gentle goddess with long curly black hair and the prettiest brown eyes i have ever seen. Standing infront of the shop window , overflowed with paper bags and a lost look on her face.

Fate brought me my new doll, a cute mourning lamb.

I approached and asked if she needed help (disguising myself as a good person ). Surprised, she wiped her tears and asked if I could help carry her bags home to which I agreed smiling timidly. Walking by her side she explained how she just moved to one of my neighboring blocks a few days ago and lost her way back leaving the convenience store.

My name is Ciel by the way, she said in her sweet voice.

She kept talking, but my ears strained the conversation . I couldn't take my eyes off her figure, covered in a modest baby blue dress, the way her curves trembled with every step, her hair flowing in the wind revealed her neck bringing a intoxicating breeze mixed with her musk, i was doing everything possible to appear normal as every second next to her made my sick desires worst.

I'm 100% sure she noticed my glares , but she probably decided to ignore it do to the help i was giving out . Arriving at her apartment, she invited me in to have something to eat as a reward for my kind gesture.

Don't you think it's a little dangerous to invite a stranger into your home? i asked.

"You seem like a sweet man," she replied. "I don't think you'd hurt me."

(baby, you don't know the mistake you're making).

As I entered her cozy kitsch home, leaving the bags in the kitchen, looking around and praising the decor and the pastel colors (I was actually looking at every ceiling corner, searching for security systems and cameras, luckily for me there were none).

Continuing with the conversation, she explained how she had decided to move from the city to a remote area like mine to get away from her family , offering me a cold drink and some hot pockets while she organised the rest of the groceries in the fridge.After a few pleasant minutes i excused myself saying I had to go run errands, but not before giving my name and phone number in case she needed anything else.

I said goodbye hoping we'd see each other soon ,in my head, I was already creating the plan for tonight.

March 15 TH 2:00 AM

After a long nap and gathering everything I needed ( locksmith gear , sleeping pills ,zip ties and duct tape), I waited outside the block staring at one of her windows for two hours after seeing the lights went out. I got to her apartment door, using long thin metal clips and a dull key i made the lock dent pop ,delicately making a left swing forcing the door to open . I quietly entered the dark house coming across with the help of a small flashlight on my way to her . I finally entered the master bedroom ,leaving the door open in my entrance .

Funny enough I was so nervous

There she was , half covered on a thin cotton sheet, wearing a two-piece nightgown like a gift ready to be unwrapped. Gently pulling the sheet, I uncovered her body sleeping peacefully on her side, her ass peeking out from under the pink silky gown as she held a small bear plushie.

An angelic sight ready to be corrupted by my touch.

Sitting on the bed edge, I delighted myself with the scene , my hands caressed softly their way from her ankles to her thighs. I didn't want a single inch of her soft light tanned skin that my hands couldn't cover , as I keep groping her my heart rate was accelerating and my cock began to throbbing.

I want to savour every second of ruining you so I'll use you as my precious porn for tonight

Unable to contain myself any longer, I unbuttoned my pants and gently stroked my cock while watching her placid rest, groping her plump juicy ass, doing my best not to grunt as each stroke became more violent, reaching a silent climax as I agonizingly came all over her booty cheeks.

You're mine and you don't know it yet, Ciel.

I took out my phone and made her beautiful cum covered booty my new screensaver, I put the sheets back on top of her while I composed myself , getting closer and kissing her sweet forehead before I left the room.

Pretending to be a burglar I grabbed some valuable decor and her Nintendo Switch as i left the door semi open when i went back home.

March 15 TH 9:13 AM

After my night visit and having a 5 hour sleep, an unknown number called my phone waking me up . When I picked it up, I heard a tender, trembling voice on the other end.

Hello....i'm Ciel. I'm so sorry to call at this early but I don't have anyone else to talk to , i think my house has been robbed. Would you mind coming over to keep me company for a while? Just a little bit please , I don't want to be alone.

Omg Ciel that's so terrible , yes of course I can go , I'll be there in 20 minutes, everything will be fine I promise,see you in a bit .

I can't believe she felt for the bait , now it's time for the mind games.....

Next journal entry in part 2

[legs-art]

ELEMENTAL REALM / ECLECTIC CHAMBER OCS!

Hiiiiiii first art post I'm sharing publicly! This has been a month in the making but it's so worth it. These are a handful of characters in my OC universe, the Elemental Realm! AKA the Eclectic Chamber, I'm currently going through a name change from elemental realm to eclectic chamber. Don't worry about that.

Italicized names mean those are placeholders while I still try to come up with a better name. For some, those placeholders have been there for years :P whoops

These comprise pretty much all the significant characters I have (with a guideline of appearing in at least 2 stories although there's some exceptions). There are roughly another 100 or so characters that I opted not to include because they're either not as significant, I don't have an interesting design for them, or I just didn't feel like it. Full namedrop behind the read more in case you're interested! Maybe I'll do a part 2 of this in a year or so, who knows.

If there's any characters here that tickle your fancy, shoot an ask or a comment for me to infodump about them! Quality of infodumping may vary, especially considering I still have to step around spoilers and whatnot, but I'm very interested to show you how these characters have been sculpted in my head over these past several years. (Also, I will be revealing some info about the story ideas I already have in mind for the Elemental Realm soon, so stay tuned for that!)

Uhhhhhh yeah. Hopefully I'm not forgetting to say anything important. I really love what I made lol I hope I can finally start moving this universe outside of my head and into the world ^_^

Anyway, yeah, sorry to the following for not making the cut:

The Pawn

OBJECT

Pirate Cat

Frost Wyvern

The Other Plant Species

Ishmael

Olive Hills Grandmother

Disco Restituo Grandmother

TVHead Salesperson

The Hidden Prime Minister

AtmOS

Operatic Nobeard

KUR-180 (Ferret Form)

Hyperlink Trace II

Squirrel

Wibblewobble Vortex

Cuttlefish "Danger" Aromantic

Sporror

Teodoro Locksmith

Galleria Monies

Vapo Sea Devil

Sternum Crease

Base Sorceress

Nom Diamonds

Zareen Hangus

Mark Genuine

Blundered Impersonator

Alice

Senderman

Jasper

Cow Cowboy

Blood Knight

Ice Prince

Ice Squid

Ice Cephalopod

Stratos

Kozmo

Old Guy With Badger Stand

Overseer

Loomynutty

Blobular Shapeshifter

Santa

Krampus

Chad Shakespeare

Angelsbane

Elephant Friend

The Tourist Trap

Fluffy Boy Rabbit

Fluffy Boy Bear

TTRPG Komodo Dragon

Windmill Gnome

Robot Police Dog

Little Mouse Guy

Perfect Soup Nerd Bird

Sentient Tiny Hot Air Balloon

Lugnarts

Verde Mermaid

Clownimatronic / The Machine

The Crescents

Suntronic

Mongoose Man

Blizzard Wizard

Kulfi Wala

The Beast

Still Chaos Penguin

Caged Water Beast

Metakellos

Monsterfucker Snake Robot

Rodrigo

Crystal Aurora King

Star Matter Ursa

Glorp

ANN-13

Crysple

X-02

Pyramid Of Mayhem

Fishbowl

Top Hat

Alien Traffic Control Tower

Fridgey

Dice

Easel

The Stalker

Majesty Of Colors

Andromeda V5

[delta-hexagon]

as a locksmith im contractually obliged to yell "NO, MY BALLS!!!!" whenever a ball bearing rolls away on me

[dredgingthedepths]

Sunday 10th April 1947

Set out southeast first thing in the morning. Pushing the engines to their top speed worries me, so I am taking it in bursts.

I found a… strange thing on one of the islands. A ship almost identical to the Angler lay wrecked and abandoned, with a huge breach in its side. The ship seemed to have been stripped of anything carryable, indicating survivors, but I did find a note:

DEEP -> SKY -> DEEP -> SKY -> DEEP ((FOREVER)) CASKET SEAL BROKEN - FOG CORE? FIVE=RISE HE KNOWS

This is… disturbing, to say the least. Was this the vessel of the fisherman who found the casket at the bottom of the sea? Someone looking for the casket? Is it coincidence that the Mayor gave me a near identical ship? I feel that these questions will continue to bother me for some time.

I found a flag bearing an ourobouros nearby - this may be the flag of this vessel.

Continued on my way, caught some tiger mackerel and oceanic perch in my nets. Found another message in a bottle:

Vessel: SY Grand Prize Owner: Mr Michael Schult Port: Gale Cliffs Oaken M̼us̩̚i͐c B̜̍ö́x - Purchased from the antiquarian at Little Marrow for a bargain price. Previously salvaged from an undisclosed shipwreck. Has the letter J carved on the underside, otherwise in reasonable condition. Has not been opened for fear of damaging the mechanism; pending inspection by locksmith. Wooden Mask - Carved wooden tribal mask. Said to bring good luck, fertility, good health, fortune, rain, and protection from evil spirits. Traded for a pair of socks and a pocket watch chain. 12 Piece Tea Set - Bone china, 6x cup & 6x saucer. Acquired from an eastern dealer. DO NOT USE. Jar of Earth - A jar containing earth from a meteor impact site. Allegedly.

It seems that it was not literally the current that swept my quarry this direction; the M̼us̩̚i͐c B̜̍ö́x was recovered from a shipwreck and sold to a trader, who then sold it on to someone else.

Ran into a Travelling Merchant with a floating pontoon, who seems to buy and sell all manner of things, which is fortunate as I will likely require a place close by to make repairs and sell fish. She is very friendly, and eager to chat. Apparently the town across the bay is called Ingfell, and she commonly hears rumbling in the cliffs. She also asked my help in cataloguing some rare fish, should I find any.

[nickcaveandthewildgeese]

The early poetic works of Nick Cave

Unpublished, from his school days in Victoria, Australia

ONE AVERAGE MORNING There's been an earthquake in Peru and someone has missed the ashtray. My coffee is cold, National Disaster. Another aircrash, Third this week. I stand and walk to the mirror. My eyeballs sink in the quicksand of their sockets. I turn the page. Did you know that Marilyn Monroe was married four times? Another pimple. Too many late nights. I journey downstairs as a young boy is injured in a bank robbery: $60 000 taken in all. I look into the fishbowl. Snow White floats naked on top of the water. Pity, such a harmless fish. Scooping him out. I make him the victim of a Peruvian earthquake, of an aircrash. Make Arthur Miller green. Give him his cut of the bank takings. I step out with the parcel of National Disasters and cry on the shoulder of the garbage man.

THE MAGIC PUDDING I take a slice of life and once eaten and digested, I turn to find the same piece on my plate A past that's best forgotten yet is always there, lingering a hinderance a rememberance Like a shadow it follows leeching on our future re-occuring to remind us of a history long gone Can we destroy this phantom of the past this demon of rememberance this magic pudding (Remember Norman Lindsay)

A LOCKSMITH'S PLEA FOR A SECURE POSITION Uncertain really why I am drawing keys and keyholes on my desk top though I am sure Mr Freud would find some excuse to tell me and that Ms Cheer take the opposition I search with my pen perhaps not a razor blade in shape but surely that it draws lines like veins upon my wrists for a person who will let me open the door of that heart and bid me enter.

ON FAMILY REUNIONS Though I am not thirsty yes, pour me another drink though my tounge is red and sore I occupy my boredom by licking the rim of my glass As idle chatter swells around me I remain silent And as bursts of laughter thunder flash flouds in my ears I remain solemn If I was a renowned rebel I would not seal off my frustrations I would stand on the arm of the chair and scream obscenities at my ageing grandmother but as it is her birthday and I am at school I will bear with the 'my haven't you growns' and will not resign to the lava for the evening.

Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20150525022646/http://stm.core.at/nick_cave/books/book_nc1.htm

[cutemothman]

fave locksmith at work just came into my office and started showing me trail cam photos of black bears 🥰

[blowflyfag]

WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT/FEDERATION MAGAZINE: OCTOBER 2011

SMACKDOWN Q+A

The LOCKSMITH

Daniel Bryan submits to our most probing questions, and reveals the secrets to surviving a detached retina, escaping deportation and starting a catchy crowd chant.

BY JOHN MIHALY PHOTOGRAPHY BY MARIUS BUGGE

Your submission maneuver rarely fails to make foes tap out. Think it might be time to re-name your version of the LeBell Lock to something a little more Daniel Bryan-centric?

No. I like referring to people who’ve built this industry. There’s not enough of the history out there anymore. It’s like all of that’s been pulled back. So I hope to continue calling it the LeBell Lock. That said, I am a submissions expert, and I certainly have more than one submission maneuver in my arsenal. You’ll be seeing more of them very soon.

Compared to the ups and downs of 2010, this year has been a huge success for you, culminating with your Money In The Bank win. Did your first year in WWE teach you anything that the Indies never could?

Just that you have to adapt to every environment you’re in..but I’ve been doing that my whole career. I never expected to be fired and then rehired two months later. I certainly didn't expect to become the U.S. Champion so quickly after I was rehired. Wrestling here is no different from wrestling in Japan for the first time: You have to get your bearings, and you have to wrestle that style. Here, you have to adapt to things like live televised matches.

What’s the one biggest sacrifice you made during your journey to WWE?

That’s hard to say. But one thing I definitely hope will never happen again is losing hearing in one of my ears. I ruptured my eardrum, but I never got it fixed. That’s something that can be easily fixed, but as an independent wrestler, you can’t take time off, so I just kept going. Plus I can barely see out of one eye because I detached my retina back in 2007.

Sounds painful! But no worse than spending time with The Miz. Did you know that you actually have something in common with your former WWE NXT “mentor��? You’ve both been hosed out of a match at WrestleMania.

How did you react when you were bumped off the card at The Show of Shows?

I go with the flow with a lot of things. Obviously, it was upsetting. Nobody told us beforehand or pulled us aside and said, “Listen guys, we’re sorry.” That was the most disappointing thing. And of course, I wanted that ‘Mania moment. You’re not going get it in a pre-show match. But, once I slept in the trunk of my car, so it wasn’t the end of the world. 

You collect vinyl records, you don’t own a TV, and you spend a lot of time reading. Is it safe to call you “The Lo-Fi Superstar”?

Well, there’s just so much mental pollution out there. I was rooming with a fellow Superstar, who will remain anonymous. He was watching TV and said, “Aw, there’s nothing on.” So he tossed me the remote. So what did I do? I turned off the TV. He complained, “Why are you turning it off? What are we going to do? Just sit here in this silence?” I said, “Yes, yes we are.”

No TV, no alcohol, no meat…what vices do you have, other than making opponents tap out?

That’s a loaded question. Maybe I think too much. It makes it hard for me to sleep. William Regal always likes to say, “Once you don’t start sleeping, then the carnival starts.” I don't have a lot of vices, per se. I have a very clear mind, and I fall asleep very easily at night. It’s staying asleep that’s the problem. Once I'm awake that first time, I'm done. 

What’s a tasty vegan dish that every nose-in-the-air omnivore should try?

There are so many. My favorite place to eat is the Red Velvet Cafe in Las Vegas. It’s got regular food, it’s got vegetarian food, and it’s got vegan food. Anything that’s on the menu they can make vegan or vegetarian. Their namesake, the red velvet cake, is a cupcake that’s vegan. I’ve given it to nonvegans and they say it’s the best red velvet cake they’ve ever had. It’s unreal. They tell me it's only 180 calories. I don't buy it for a second, because you pick it up and it’s so dense, but then you think, “Well, the stuff in here isn’t made with cow fat,” so maybe it’s true. 

You might be the most positive Superstar in WWE, as far as dealing with the daily grind goes. How do you keep your head up while on the road 200-plus days per year?

In WWE, it’s very easy for people to say, “Oh, this sucks” or, “Oh, I'm beat up.” In the Indies, you’re also beat up. You’re just making a lot less money. If you’ve been wrestling in the Indies for 10 years and you get here, nothing seems bad. I’ve had to literally sleep outside of a door because I was locked out of the place where I was staying in England. I've been deported. I was going from Japan to England and I didn't have a work permit, so when I got to England, they said, “We have to deport you back to Japan because that’s where you came from.” I said, “Going back to Japan does me no good, because then I don't have a work permit to get in there, either.” So I had to pay for a flight back to Los Angeles. But in the meantime, they stuck me in this room with all these other people being deported. They asked me, “Where are you from?” I said, “I’m an American.” And then they said, “Oh, you should have lied, man.” It was kind of scary. I was stuck in Heathrow Airport for 24 hours.

Lastly, your followers were infamous for delivering a rather un-PG chant whenever you entered the ring. Any less crude chants you might suggest they shout out these days?

“You’re going to get your freakin’ head kicked in!” It’s based on a British soccer chant. They have the best chants. It’s just one of those things I heard and I thought, “I’m going to try and get this started at a wrestling show” And I did. People were having a hard time with the beat, but eventually they got it. Once it came out on DVD it just spread. It’s funny how things spread so quickly. Have you read that book, The Tipping Point, by Malcolm Gladwell? It gives a really good explanation about how things just like that chant gain popularity. Give it a read. 

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[critical-reflex]

Grey Suits and Forgettable Names

they're chasing me

i don't mind

let them - i've got

nothing else to do

but work.

emotions, feelings, thoughts - reserved

for the online archive

the internet is forever

unconscious collective saving

transactions committed with rollbacks

on the shelf - it works now so why change?

only thrice a season.

data dumps and registers jump.

the locksmith came and said

'your lack of safety summons me'

the utopia has no need for deadbolts

latches, chains nor pads.

why steal from me when

shareholders take more than a fair share

deprive you of comfort

having brunch and siesta under rustic chairs

while they - grey suits

with forgettable names - roast marshmellows

on genuine bear pelted rugs?

golf at a quarter to six

on a Monday morning?

the Winchester resting

while lunar waves are cresting, breaking,

thrash of calamity

a slight disturbance

in the force

shaking

s ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ h a k i n g

the foundation that found you

grasping for clouds

that won't disappear

like daydreams do

when you're close enough

to touch them.

[yinyanchan]

So we've seen what jobs the boys would do for jobs in Housemates, but I'm curious, what would the boys do in their own aus (what job they'd do and what would they WANT to do) once on the surface, and how would we meet them?

Also thank you so much for all the work you put into your stories, they've brought me so much joy and I love the different ways you portray all the skelebaes! And I'm happy that things have been going better for you! Take care! <3

Thank you so much!!! I wanted to give them jobs they either came to enjoy or wanted in housemates.

I wanted Sans to pursue things in education and Papyrus is never far so I had him like a an assistant coach. It's something that I believe if they had their heart in it they'd excel at. I do believe that San's level of education would actually qualify him to run a school and not just teach. He could help out if needed but the monster is very good at what he does... just a lazy bones. Papyrus is an absolute delight for anyone he works with but I see something more with physical activity and if Sans chose the career path he is on he'd definitely want to pursue a coaching position. Not only getting to direct a team but cheer from the sidelines seems something he'd really like. Seeing as Papyrus already knows he doesn't need the royal guard to make friends he doesn't have the need to pursue anything on that level.

For Blue and Berry they would've preferred a job that meant either security or law enforcement. Blue still has the dream of being in the royal guard and Berry is haunted by it. Blue in his timeline would probably pursue law enforcement but Berry will take things way too personally. Even if the royal guard didn't disband in his timeline and Berry was captain... I can see tension coming to a head and a sabbatical would be determined by all to be his best bet. He'd end up working low key at a bakery to help sooth his weary mind and end up staying. He'd rather bake than deal with those problems ever again now that he has the option.

Rus would rather be data mining and game programming but he'd also rather sleep. He likes what he does in housemates because the campus will always be tame if Reggie has anything to say about it but in his timeline he'd definitely be making hit indie games of his own while trying to find his next bitcoin.

Red is a guilty pleasure. I am engaged to a Red persona as we speak. Lewd, crude at times but loyal and a complete and total teddy bear with resting bitch face. They just don't have the accent lol. They work in a Deli so... that's the reason for this headcannon and honestly it would suit him. Running a New York style Deli and secretly smirking that you just gave everyone your meat.

Edge is fond of puzzles and I figured the best puzzle for real life would be an apprentice locksmith. He gets a little bamboozled over the digital locks at times but he's getting to learn a lot about how humans make their intricate puzzles that are like magic puzzles to get to continue on. I believe he would have tried out for security or even law enforcement in his timeline. I do believe once he gets locked out and sees a locksmith in action his curiosity would get the better of him and he'd begin to follow in their footsteps.

Orange... anything stay at home. Reader is going to find out more about Orange as they realize that he's been more secretive about himself than the others in a way. Orange's attachment to his brother makes things hard for him. He's constantly worried about something happening so if he can't be at his brother's side he'd rather do something at home where he's most comfortable and actually able to relax. He does ad services and research on his own time and does freelance virus security work. When he's not doing either he is trying to sleep. It's really hard for him to sleep but once he does get to sleep he's out. Sometimes it happens at random so he very much prefers to be home if at all possible.

[jakeperalta]

Is your bio based on the shatter me series? I feel like know that saying/quote.

For the list I'm pretty overwhelmed but let's say 》We're different puzzle pieces in the same puzzle 《

I love your blogs much! You post great and funny content!! 💖💖💖 #tumblrfamous

thank you! it's actually from the song "how dare you want more" by bleachers :)

the edges - catherine mcgrath

i didn't know any other way - bear's den

locksmith - sadie jean

muscle memory - kelsea ballerini

this is why i need you - jesse ruben

send me a word/phrase and I’ll make a short playlist based on it 🫶

[brightwingedbat]

Random but yell me about Igna Earthvein I'm curious :0

@the-blazing-light

Ahh, Igna. A character I really should flesh out more.

Igna Earthvein, Ash Centurion of the Vein Warband. Eventually Tribune. She's an elementalist, weaver specialised. Dignified and serious, not one to take a joke.

She's intensely loyal to the legions, often snaking out rebels and criminals hiding within the ranks. One such she managed was Tantalus Locksmith, even though she ended up bearing one of his cubs. She admired how skilful he was, and expected the cub to be just as skilful.

She's a bit of a control freak though, and this ended up developmentally bad for the cub, Allius. She ended up disappointed in him, and stopped monitoring his progress after a couple of years in fahrar. Focusing instead entirely on her job in Ash Legion.

This would eventually get her notice from higher ups, and a placement as a Tribune.

Another detail in earlier times at about 1317 AE is she was also the charr who greeted Pyraxus after he betrayed Flame Legion, willing to give him the chance to turn to Ash with his intel.

So up until the civil war, Pyraxus ends up in Igna's warband as Pyraxus Embervein. She never goes easy on him, but she does keep people from commenting on his Shaman history since she is an elementalist herself. She takes people downtalking magic as an offense to herself too.

That's about the sum of what I have in details for her. She's important to a few characters, but otherwise I feel like until Ash Legion gets more of a focus at some point, she'll be a rather typical type of Ash charr.

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