#Little Whinging Fucker

[originalleftist]

I am DEFINITELY going to refer to the woman who wrote Harry Potter as "Little Whinging Fucker" from now on.

That way I don't help her name trend on social media every time she does something horrible.

Also after the SCOTUS news today I fucking needed that laugh.

Thanks Doctor!

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[mudwerks]

(via JK Rowling is very upset after David Tennant called transphobes "little whinging fuckers")

[originalleftist]

France Arrests Telegram CEO Pavel Durov for not adequately moderating Telegram, allowing it to be used for various criminal activities, and for not cooperating with police.

Muskrat's ranting about "free speech" again, which is hilarious both because he can and will try to censor anyone critical of him (like the woman he settled a sexual harassment suit with her having to sign an NDA), and because it is very, very obvious that if France is arresting Russia-aligned billionaires for misuse of social media, his ass is next on the chopping block. Especially with Imane Khelif having an outstanding complaint for criminal cyber-harassment naming him IN FRANCE.

I guess Muskrat and Rowling can't plan any business trips or vacations to France (or any country with an extradition treaty to it). Excuse me while I play the world's smallest violin.

Also, (from a post I saw earlier) apparently Putin's mouthpiece Edward Snowden is accusing France of "taking hostages". Looks like this arrest rattled all the right people.

[heavenbarnes]

More weirdo older bf Simon 🙏

this is from the alternate universe!simon where he’s still older bf!simon but a weird old perv 🫶🏼 (implied ghoap at the end)

it’s cold, cold enough that older bf!simon can see his breath.

he can also hear johnny’s teeth rattling, mostly cold but there’s a hint of-

“fuckin’ boring- shite end of the stick”

boredom.

hold up in fuck knows where in the freezing cold with a rifle laid across his thighs listening to johnny whinge his fucking ear off.

“course gaz didnae have t’do this- pretty boy never has t’freeze his bollocks off”

simon gets how shit this is, believe him.

it’s shit that he and johnny have to sit frozen (figuratively and literally) and just wait for the target to appear.

it’s been three days, the fucker isn’t showing.

but what’s worse (because simon argues he has the worse end of that shitty stick) is that he had to up and leave you.

got the call while you were in the shower, he’d barged through the door you could’ve sworn you’d locked and once he got you to stop screaming he’d had to break the news.

“m’off”

“oh, ok- for how long?”

“not sure, a bit”

only hint of a silver lining was the “good luck, be safe” reach around you gave him when he peeled his kit off and joined you in the water.

he really felt like he was beginning to make progress with you.

yes, you still were a little uneasy with his staring problem and yes, he still needed to learn to ask “please” and not just put your hand in his pants.

but you hadn’t left yet.

and to simon? shit, that’s as good as a hand in marriage.

he didn’t even have the pleasure of sitting in silence and missing you- not with that little bastard in his ear.

“can’ye check again, L.t?”

fuck sakes.

reluctantly, simon takes his phone out one of the pockets on his vest because, as much as johnny was doing his nut it-

he just had to know.

he chooses the app that brings up the livestream of cameras around your shared home. does his obligatory check of the outside perimeter, makes sure nobody is taking liberties.

then he begins the hunt.

you’ll be around here somewhere.

room by room, he looks for the shape of you.

“here pretty, pretty”

johnny’s eyes flicker from the horizon to the device in simon’s hands, almost buzzing in excitement.

“come out, come out”

might’ve been the trip down memory lane but it’s more than likely the anticipation, simon was chubbing up in his trousers.

“found you”

johnny all but leapt from his post until he was at simon’s side, eyes drawn to the way you moved around the living room.

as you moved into the view of the other camera, simon’s heart nearly stopped.

you were in his shirt.

“the sight a’that, L.t.”

you were a sight, that’s for sure. perching yourself in the corner of the couch, the two men watched as you scrolled your phone absentmindedly.

one leg outstretched, the other pulled up at the knee.

a rustle of leaves had both men snapping their attention back to their surroundings, keeping a keen ear and eye out before they hurried back to you.

pretty old you.

doing nothing more than reading an article or watching a tiktok or doing- anything.

but you might as well have been stroking yourself right there.

they could’ve claimed it was your bare legs, the way they could imagine you might’ve had no underwear, the curve of your chest under simon’s shirt-

it was no use.

they both knew exactly what it was.

they liked to stare.

liked watching you while you were none the wiser, that at any moment you could start touching yourself and have no idea you had an audience.

the thrill of the chase or whatever they called it.

“cannae believe you’ve got tha’ waiting at home”

“neither can i, mate”

simon watched you sink lower into the couch, silently praying you were reading one of those dirty little stories you liked.

probably weren’t, obedient thing probably saving it all up till he got home to wring it out of you.

he’d have to make do with imagination.

“here, ‘old this”

johnny grumbled but took the phone nonetheless. his eyes stayed fixed on you as he heard the sounds of simon’s belt, rustle of trousers, spitting on hands.

“if i have t’hold this ye’ave to help me oot”

[onbearfeet]

Okay, but the terf queen fighting with David Tennant because he said transphobes are "whinging little fuckers" is so darkly hilarious to me. She literally stood up and said did someone call for a whinging little fucker because that's definitely me and I just

Okay, look.

There's this thing in writing called the small penis rule. It goes like this: if you're going to very obviously base an unflattering character on a real person, and you want to avoid a libel suit, make sure to give them some trait so embarrassing that your victim would never publicly admit that the character is them--like, for example, a small penis.

Now, I have no personal opinion on penises myself, not having one or interacting with them very much, but I have noticed that a lot of men would literally rather die than admit their doorknob is average, let alone on the small side, so I can see how a fella might be less inclined to sue if he has to stand up in court and say, "Yeah, Tinydick McGee is based on me." It's not so much a real protection from lawsuits as it is mutually assured destruction: sue over Tinydick McGee, and whether you win or lose, the name "Tinydick McGee" will be on your Wikipedia page forever.

And here's David Tennant, RANDOMLY AND NON-SPECIFICALLY referencing Tinydick McGee, no names or even identifying details other than "transphobic", and she's taking it SO VERY PERSONALLY that she's slapped a "Hello my name is Tinydick McGee" nametag on herself.

There's no way she's never heard of the small penis rule. And yet. AND YET.

[limeade-l3sbian]

david tennant calling radical feminists or “terfs” whinging little fuckers on the wrong side of history is so ironic to hear from a man supporting a movement helping with the erasure of female only spaces and female focuses within medicine and other places.

it truly astonishes me how these people would support women getting their knee caps blown off if it could somehow be made progressive.

.

[originalleftist]

I mean, hell will freeze over before two billionaires go to prison for being bigots, at most I expect a fine that'll be like pocket change to them (though their pocket change would probably be life-changing wealth for Imane Khelif, since the world is deeply unfair).

But it would be nice.

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[meloneta]

i love it when articles have to use professional language but then have to quote things like "a tiny bunch of little whinging fuckers" word for word.

i also love david tennant

[id: an excerpt from an article reading:

During an appearance at the British LGBT Awards over the weekend, he called on British equalities minister Kemi Badenoch to "shut up" after she advocated for banning trans women from entering women's toilets and sports teams.

In an interview at the same event, Tennant called transgender critics "a tiny bunch of little whinging fuckers who are on the wrong side of history, and they'll all go away soon."

end id]

[hollowslantern]

i try to avoid attachment to celebrities but it does warm my heart to know the guy I've had a crush on since I was 10 called transphobes quote "whinging little fuckers"

[cosmicretreat]

Joanne is a little whinging fucker.

[originalleftist]

THANK YOU DAVID Tennant.

Good God that episode would have aged badly. Is David Tennant actually a Time Lord? Or did he already know some shit about Rowling that wasn't public knowledge (maybe from when he was in the fourth Harry Potter film)?

Even if it was just that he didn't like the vibe of it or something... good instincts David.

David Tennant prevented JK Rowling appearing on Doctor Who.

Also absolutely laughable to think JK Rowling appearing would ‘top’ Kylie Minogue’s appearance.

[brightlotusmoon]

JK Rowling is fighting with David Tennant now

JK Rowling is very upset after David Tennant called transphobes "little whinging fuckers"

People like Tennant represent the "gender Taliban," according to the Harry Potter author

[thetrashbagswasteland]

OC Deep Dive Questions

Tagged by @omniblades-and-stars - enthusiastically tagging in @teamdilf @outpost51 @sparatus @spaceouttatime We're gonna go with my main darling chew toy - Kuris Rix, terrible feral old man that he is What common/uncommon fear do they have?

Broadly speaking, becoming his mother - Kuris is terrified of being anything like what he grew up with, to the extent that it keeps him up at night and even the smallest disagreement can having him doubting whether he's a terrible person who's just pretending to be good and whether he's fooled everyone into trusting him when they should really turn around and run away from him.

Do they have any pet peeves?

Eye rolling - both his life-partner and daughter love rolling their eyes at him and he always has a lecture about how they're going to strain their faces and get stuck that way lined up. No it's never actually happened but he's sure they'll be the first medical cases of it- and why are they rolling their eyes all the more at that?

What are 3 items you can find in their bedroom?

Handmade, ultra-soft blankets (plural, buddy feels the cold), a box of snacks for those middle-of-the-night sugar cravings and a datapad loaded with uh, let's just call it literature.

What do they notice first in a person?

Their eyes. He thinks he's a pretty good judge of whether people are being truthful and are therefore trustworthy or whether they have something to hide based solely off the look in their eyes.

On a scale from 1-10, how high is their pain tolerance?

Solid 6 - he's no great fan of pain and tends to whinge about minor aches when he's got little else to do but he's encountered plenty enough bad pain in his life and gritted his teeth through it.

Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure?

That's a solid it depends - Kuris' first instinct is to fight back, regardless of how unlikely he is to actually succeed but age and time's taught him also that there's usually more sense to be found in flight.

Do they come from a big family/are they a family person?

He deliberately ran away and estranged himself from his family twice over; family's important to him but that means the family he gets to choose to have on his own terms, not the one he's related to by birth.

What animal represents them best?

Herring Gull, without a doubt: overlooked in favour of more charismatic individuals but gorgeous in his own way, highly adaptable, a little bit bloodthirsty and, most importantly, unafraid to go digging through trash. Also fucking loud when he gets started.

What is a smell they dislike?

Stomach acid and vomit. He's intimately familiar with the smell and associates it with the times when he and his brother were left so starving hungry that they were physically ill.

Have they broken any bones?

Several fingers when he was young from a variety of causes and, most notably, a leg after falling through a rotten floor whilst renovating his home.

How would a stranger likely describe them?

Depending how friendly he's feeling like being at that given moment, either a shy but sweet and harmless little old man or a loud, rude asshole who's probably quite damned dangerous.

Are they a night owl, or morning bird?

Night owl, this fucker would be nocturnal if he could get away with it and in fact was for several years.

What’s a flavor they hate and a flavor they love?

Hate: Sour, absolutely can't stand it Love: Sweet, specifically honey and honey-flavoured sweets - he goes nuts for them

Do they have any hobbies?

Cooking, reviewing X-rated movies on his blog dedicated to just that and fighting with people in the comments sections of online recipes.

Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprise?

Suspicion/discomfort about the surprise followed by joy at the party aspect.

Do they like to wear jewellery?

He's a magpie for collecting jewellery and various shiny things but when it comes to wearing it? He claims he'll do so for special occasions and then does his damnedest to be a recluse who never does anything special enough to warrant it

Do they have neat or messy handwriting?

it's not bad on the whole, unless he gets caught up in what he's doing and starts writing quickly - at which point it gets so damned bad it's basically hieroglyphic.

What are the two emotions they feel the most?

Contentment and regret.

Do they have a favourite fabric?

Velvet; he likes his fine little comforts and warm, smooth velvety fabrics come high up on that list for clothes and anything else he can touch.

What kind of accent do they have?

Over time he's picked up the rough edge typical of invictan outpost and edge communities but when he's experiencing strong emotions, some of his Salum-Cipritini drawl comes out. His life partner jokes that his eventual goal is to become completely fucking incomprehensible regardless of translators.

[fuckterfs-deactivated20221212]

keep begging you little whinging fucker

[delagar]

David Tennant interview at the British LGBT Awards ❤

David Tennant calling TERFs “opportunistic” “whingeing little fuckers” is the energy I am here for.