#Lil drunk rn

[aidontdraw]

So blahblahblah, Kishimoto was clearly writing Naruto as he was going. Like as soon as the audience leaned something about the world, Kishimoto also learned that thing.

But like, he clearly doesn't understand how humans interact with eachother, and its shown in the introduction scene. Because who is this scene for?

Its not for the characters. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have been in the same class for 6-7 years at this point. They don't need to introduce themselves to eachother. They dont learn anything about Kakashi.

Its not for the audience. We were already introduced to Team Seven in the previous chapter. We know who Naruto is, and what he wants. We know who Sakura is, and what she wants. We know who Sasuke is, but not really what he wants. We don't know who Kakashi is, and we don't learn that here.

Kakashi barley learns anything about them. Besides the fact Sakura is a normal pre-teen. Naruto likes ramen. Sauske still isn't over his family's massacre. Which is all no-shit things.

The only thing the audience gets introduced to is the idea of Sasuke's goal.

Which while Kakashi seems to know who hes talking about neither Naruto or Sakura do. That borders on being a plot hole, because Sasuke would have gone to class the day after the worst day of his life. The massacre happened 5 years ago. These people went from having a bunch of Uchiha Police Officers walking around to Zero.

You're telling me Sasuke went around keeping his one person murder list to himself for 5 years?

It doesn't introduce the idea of team work. Its almost a waste of half a chapter.

Honestly this day for them(I'm guessing the times):

- 9am go to school

- 9:15 Sasuke and Naruto kiss.

- 10-12 get teamed up

- 12-1 Crazy Lunch Adventure(Hokage and Kakashi break into Naruto's house for a casual conversation)

- 1-2 wait for their teacher

- 2pm, have a 15 minute conversation with their new teacher/squad leader

- Go Home

This whole day could have been an email.

Then we get the tidbit that their school already went over survival training. We know they had combat training. And jutsu training. But during their test, and future missions, we see almost none of that training in action. These kids should have spent the last 7 years of their lives going to a school together to learn how to do this job. They should be familiar with a lot of things, but especially working on 3 man teams.

But we get to another plot hole/world building issue, which is even thoguh this seems to be the standard in their training. The kids were suprised to learn they were going into 3 man teams.

You can also see this with the Chunin Exam, where even thoguh this is a yearly exam that brings in Nobels to bet on child death matches, the kids entering them dont know what they are...

The Konoha Education System is leaving all of these children behind.

The only non distopian reason is technically Sakura doesn't come from a ninja family. So there are things that she wouldn't have easy access to. Even thoguh she was in the top 5 of their class. And Naruto and Sasuke had to rase themselves from young ages. So they have zero parental/adult guidance.

Still their school should have taught them basic things.

[beddhead-red]

happy birthday to me lmao

[ironicallyyn]

Guys...

If someone worships an angel, they are termed as worshippers worshipping a shrine of an angel or deity.... Aka holy stuff

BUT

If someone worships a devil, they are termed as cults performing dark magic? *Le gasp*

And even so... What about humans??? What if angels and devils worship a certain human... What is it called!!??

[deathtokillian]

I don’t know what trans woman needs to hear this, but you look absolutely beautiful today.

[xythlia]

wine drunk with mammon where you just can't stop being handsy with each other, your body feels all hot but you're not drunk enough to have the spins so it's just pleasant while he bites your bottom lip and drags your shirt up.

He'd whine against your lips about how you're teasing him, being mean, but you really aren't doing anything on purpose you just wanna hold his face in your hands and admire how really truly gorgeous he is.

It makes his alcohol flush worse, cheeks painfully pink, while he doesn't meet your eyes and tries shutting you up with a kiss because you didn't realize you were talking out loud about him.

Giggling as he accidentally tickles your sides when you fall against the bed, a tangle of arms and legs while your giggles dissolve into moans because he just can't help himself, to him you're the unearthly beautiful one and it's nothing short of incredible that you're laying beneath him.

[topperscumslut]

if rafe gets a redemption arc and my fantasies of hate-fucking him are ruined i am GOING to bite someone

[eddiepeaches]

OK UPDATE ON THE HOT ED-CODED COWORKER SITUATION

didn't rly see her for a couple weeks bc I haven't been in the other office, but tonight one of my other coworkers had a bday party and she came!! and we talked!!! and I asked her how many tattoos she has (bc she had just gotten a new one today) and she was like, "I dunno!! let's count them!" and pointed to all the spots on her body that have tattoos (in the end it was 15, she did some of them herself which is so cool she's SO COOL)

and even though we were in a group and talking with everyone she kept making eye contact with me and smiling every time someone said something funny

and then much later after I left the party I ran into her on the street (she had left earlier) and went to the club with her and her friends for a little bit, and when I left she gave me a hug and BLEW ME A KISS AND MADE THE CALL ME HAND SIGN 🤙

...........I still don't have her number

and like it could mean nothing she's relatively affectionate with ppl in general

BUT IT WAS FUN I HAD A GREAT NIGHT

[mostlykind]

liam payne died???????? this feels so fake??????

[dramaqueer-commie]

starstruck odyssey first impressions:

"I'll pay it"????

Mommy?????????

they said it with such swagger....

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

theyre growing shrimp together

(annie i need drawing ideas please...

BINGY!!! Oh my god I love them, they’re just little babies who have never done anything wrong ever

[sludgefactoryyyy]

Guys...

[clonazepamd2]

ask my plug he will tell u ima gud kid

[duncanor]

Trimax au where vashwood get a bastard child together and Knive completely lose it

[maxident-xx]

tie me to a tree tie me to a tree tie me to a t

guys i think im ovulating

erm... ex-squeeze me, pal, but these are MY husbands? get your own!

they're so fine 🥰

[eddiepeaches]

I love my life I love my friends I love my new home...my heart is so full tonight, it's been so long since I've been this happy

[inverted-typo]

Me @ damirae in this exact moment