#License to steal
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jingle-jangle-spurs · 1 year ago
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Robert House watching The Courier rip all the copper wiring out the walls of the Lucky 38
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whtmr-24 · 8 months ago
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Biker Whitney will always live inside my heart but the image of him trying it for the first time and running into a tree (bonus if PC is with them) is too hilarious
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civil-corps-wife · 7 months ago
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I wanted a pet Thorny Jumper for I don't even know how long. They're the sweetest and, hot take incoming, cuter than Penskies!
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local-queer-classicist · 3 months ago
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Had to ask for a religious/ethical exemption for a digital art assignment to get out of having to use genAI. On an assignment. In university. I feel like I’m going insane.
The professor said he “wasn’t aware that there was any ethical issues with AI”, but that he had no problem coming up with an alternative assignment for me to do. Like I’m glad he’s accommodating but. Sir.
Ok. I understand some rando on the streets not being aware of the ethical issues surrounding genAI. Most people do not have the time and energy to devote to giving a fuck about things that don’t directly affect them and I can respect that. It’s rough out there. But you are a professional graphic designer, and a college professor, in digital art. How. How do you not know. How are you requiring your students to do this in class and just not knowing. Why are you shocked that a student might object to being required to use the Art Theft Glacier Melter 9000 for a grade. This should not be a surprise to you. Why is this a surprise. Am I fucking crazy
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itshomobirb · 2 months ago
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if my parents keep talking to me im going to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad for mental health) go outside and dig a hole to narnia
#borbtalks#'borb u got a letter from vsp. why are you paying for vsp. i dont think u need it bc of xyz. oh you're getting mail from y insurance?#they're a good company. im also covered under them. are they cheaper than ur previous one? they must be. did u know medicare has a page#online where u can compare all the plans? well did you? ik you've been on medicare longer than me but idk if you knew :/#sooo do u have a valid drivers license? oh when did u get it renewed? when does it expire? we were looking at car insurance earlier...#oh btw when are they gonna reevaluate u for disability? do u know? when did they last reevaluate u? when do they reevaluate others?#ANYWAY. what if i brought over x's dog. the dog that stresses ur cats out so much that they puke everywhere and spend all day hiding :)#wdym it'll stress [cat] out. what if he. didn't get stressed? :)'#like SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP#cant even walk into the bathroom without her trying to talk to me. can't make dinner w/o her trying to talk to me#and of course im the bad guy in telling her not to stress the cat out#just by saying 'vet says he's not supposed to get stressed out. he's at a higher risk for blockage if he does#which will KILL him.'#same woman who sat next to me while i was the phone w/ the phone company. petting the cat and whispering 'oh borb abuses u doesn't he?#maybe ill just steal you away one day. keep u away from borb. oh yes borb treats u oh so horribly.'#and my dad. sitting on the other side of me. said absolutely nothing.#i get it. im the family's designated fuck up!! the designated brat !!!! and no one gives a shit if my feelings get hurt !!!!!!!#i swear. my mother could smack me and everyone would rush to her side and comfort her stinging hand
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peachdoxie · 2 months ago
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Hi I'm Peach and today I'm larping as a normal adult who knows how rental cars work
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cod-dump · 2 years ago
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Farah: Everyone knows Ghost got his driver’s license from a cereal box. He literally told me that the speed limit was just a suggestion
Gaz: I made the mistake of asking the man to drive me to the mall and while we were on the way he went “Oh I forgot to drop off my weed guy’s money” and just veered off the road through a park as a fucking short cut
Soap: So what you’re saying is don’t let him drive my new car?
Farah: Don’t let him drive period!
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grave-the-demon · 1 year ago
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thinking about a real silly little Tyler is a real person au where everything is the same (or not, it can splinter from canon) except!!! Tyler doesn't know the narrators name. like he never asked for it, and the narrator never gave it, and it's gone on too long at this point to ask. he meets Marla and is like finally I can ask about him and she can tell me!! but she doesn't refer to him by his name either, just nicknames and Tyler is desperately grasping at straws trying to find out what the narrators real name is.
optionally Marla also doesn't know the narrators real name, and calls him a rotation of his fake names as well as nicknames. the narrator never corrects her though. her and Tyler both trying to get the other to say his name and they both don't know lmao
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searsage · 2 years ago
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"Al-an do you know what these are?" Robin asked, pointing towards the splatter of the black crystals.
"Much like what you've come to recognize as ion cubes, these synthetic crystals are essential means of energy."
"Iike ion cubes..?"
"Yes and no, while ion cubes are a more..stable diffusion of producing harmless yet efficient energy, what these crystals produce is unstable raw negative byproduct, further more this energy is absorbed from the surrounding environment and even detrimental to non synthetic ecosystems."
"Yikes, so they are like energy magnets?"
"It is much more complex then simple magnetic absorption, the Elisskat's homeworld had an environment able to withstand such violent means of energy extraction, however even then they were unable to maintain proper balance of their reckless creation, which lead to disastrous consequences…"
"You said they traded the ion cube technology with the precusors In the past, did they stabilize it somehow, before you guys saved them..?"
"No, we took their knowledge and improved, formulated safer means of making a high capacity energy source, we could not risk the reckless results of their negligence occurring on another planet, even this is a less hazardous prototype then that in which they produced.."
"…what happened to their planet?"
"The nuclear implosion was enough to nearly destroy not only their home planet, but neutralize several more vulnerable neighboring dwarf planets stripping them of life.."
"And you don't think this was one of the catalysts for why anyone wanted them dead..?"
"It was not, no species directly afflicted by the result of this accident survived to support the culling…"
"Holy shit.."
"A-are you sure saving these guys was the best idea..Al?"
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darkenforcer · 9 months ago
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@cladinivcry || spirale kart: double dash
for someone who's never legally owned a car (he's rented them out a few times, okay? he wouldn't steal a whole ass vehicle), yuri's already quite the pro. drifting, swerving, slamming on the gas... he's got all the important stuff down! going fast comes naturally to him, he supposes, so signing up for a high-octane race with his equally-reckless friend was a no-brainer! doubly so knowing there aren't any street laws holding him back.
he almost feels bad for the poor folks going up against them. almost.
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hopping into the driver's seat (dibs!) of their decked-out go-kart, yuri tilts his head invitingly for indigo to crawl in the back, excitement creeping into his tone, "your highly-weaponized chariot awaits! you remember what all the wacky knobs and levers do, don't you?" he sure doesn't! but as long as it sparks a bit of chaos for their opponents, who cares?
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branzinos · 1 year ago
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alls i'm saying is that when browsing the world wide web with a vpn and certain region locked streaming services ask you for an address on registration is that mcdonalds have at least one location in every country with their address on google maps that you could theoretically use to fill in the form
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neechees · 1 year ago
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Re the last gollum post, reminds me of how my sister once went on a rant about our brother allegedly stealing her phone charger (which he didnt) & being angry at others allegedly taking things without her permission, and then proceeded to ask me to help her find our mom's shoes so she could wear them without asking and earlier that day had also rummaged through my closet specifically so she could wear something of mine also without asking, so honestly Gollum being mad about thievery checks out
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agentark · 4 months ago
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just saw a clip of some influencer decorating their walls with premade collage kits from amaz*n???
in my day we wasted half of our printer's ink ripping low res images directly off of the internet
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doyeons · 6 months ago
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god it’s literally so annoying when my sister is like.. trying to make plans and then tacking on all these extra things like “oh we could drive out to the coast and then we could go to dinner at this place and then we could stop at this place on the way back” and it’s like. u mean I… could drive out to the coast.. while u sit in the passengers seat.. and get mad at me when i need to pay attention to the gps instead of u… and yell at me when i can’t find parking even tho you’ve never had to deal w/ the agony of parking… and never offer a single cent of gas money even tho 90% of the time the plans u suggest end up draining my tank…… sure
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existential-screaming · 1 year ago
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I just think every girl should deserve to just take down at least one toxic capitalistic establishment with a group of angry women as a treat. You know, for therapeutic reasons.
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hisintentions · 9 months ago
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theres people mowing my lawn and im sitting in the car avoiding my family and im Scared of the lawn people. quit looking at me
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