#Les Vitalities at

[syrupsyche]

Students hunting down the social media of their teachers in the Les Mis Teachers!AU, and finding:

Combeferre's public Instagram, where he posts and IDs all the insects and animals he sees. Sometimes he uploads links to YouTube videos and news articles for his students who are following him to read. He also has a TikTok where he uploads science experiments with Joly.

Courfeyrac’s private Instagram, where he only accepts students if they've long graduated. His IG stories are loud clips of him in the club, so blurry you can't see what's going on. His IG posts are of him with his friends, as well as screenshots of himself roasting stupid people on r/politics.

Feuilly's public Instagram and Twitter, all of which repost or retweet journal publications and news articles written by his friends in the field. Once in a while he posts a piece of woodwork he's made, and Enjolras is always the first to like and comment a 👍.

Enjolras' public Instagram, which has no profile picture, no description, and only the occasional post of current news affairs with a loooong caption sharing his thoughts. One day a student finds his Twitter, which is entirely in Korean, where it's also 90% of him sharing about news that may have gone under the radar (esp. things happening in Korea/Asia in general) and then 10% of him asking the void for dating advice. No one replies to those 💔.

Bahorel's public TikTok, where he has 3 workout videos and 48 duets of him arguing with people on bad history takes. Sometimes he goes on TikTok lives with Grantaire and they talk about bullshit for 3 hours straight.

Jehan's Tumblr, which is solely dedicated to Romantic literature. They invite students to send them asks and they answer them pretty often, usually about book/show recommendations, further readings, and opinions on poets and playwrights. Every so often an anon will send a scathing ask roasting Jehan's taste, and every time it's Bahorel.

Bossuet's private Instagram, where he only allows students who've graduated to follow. Except the app keeps glitching and his students keep getting in, so every day he has to softblock them again. His profile is pretty simple though, just pictures of him and his friends, his food, yearly graduation photos with his students etc. Alas, all of them have EXTREMELY horrendous IG filters on them. He likes it, okay?!

Joly's Twitter, where he retweets mostly cute/funny animal tweets, interspersed with the occasional Twitter thread where he goes on long tangents debunking myths about historical illnesses like the black plague, the cholera epidemic etc. He's currently curating one about COVID in his drafts. It's 80 tweets long.

Grantaire's public Instagram, which has about 1,320 posts because he posts about EVERYTHING. His breakfast, a nice cloud, a store having a clearance sale (in which he will tag his friends and caption "Shall we go?") etc. He treats IG like a group chat with all his 289 followers. A lot of pictures of his friends too. Whenever his students win an award or competition he posts about them as well, just with a huge censor bar to conceal their identity. He uses up all 10 slots for the IG carousel post, with the 10th picture always being a sneaky photo taken of Enjolras that day.

Bonus:

Marius' Twitter, except it took forever to confirm it was Marius because his tweets are in four entirely different languages. The students only figured it out once they saw a Twitter thread where Enjolras and Marius were debating with each other in Korean.

Éponine's TikTok, where it only has one video thus far, and its her sending off Gavroche on his first day of school. She uses her account to roast Combeferre’s and Joly’s science experiments, as well as bully Bahorel and Grantaire on their TikTok lives.

Cosette's public Instagram, which is a pretty popular bullet journaling account. Very aesthetic; students follow her to get some decor inspo and study tips. Her IG stories are pictures with Valjean and Fantine captioned "brunch with my favourite people!! 💫💗" or blurry pictures of Enjolras coming out of his bedroom at 2pm on Saturday captioned "Bigfoot sighting #39"

[ultrakatua]

Tu vas chez l'opticien et le gars est à deux doigts de te lâcher du PUTAIN ... MACRON EXPLOSIIIOOONNNN tellement il en a gros

Je salue l'audace dans une commune macroniste cela dit 🫡

[nerds-yearbook]

A singing mechanic got knocked on the head in the year 1912 and woke up in King Arthur’s Court. ("A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court", flm)

[mariusslonelysoul]

i picked up a pencil after a year because i need you to visualize this enjolras headcanon i have

it ties into my argentinian!grantaire hc (or, Rgento, if you will). so! enjolras never found coffee to be an effective stimulant, caffeine never did much for him, but then came grantaire, who introduced them all to the wonder that is el mate (a bitter, hot drink made from plant, a bit like tea, except not really, that also happens to be a great stimulant). some took to it, some didn't, it's a bit of an acquired taste, but enjolras? enjolras latched onto it like a lifeline because not only is it a stimulant thanks to its caffeine-like component, but the actual act of drinking it keeps him sufficiently entertained while studying and working, so now he's never seen without his mate kit

[weirdsht]

How tf is my fever gonna come down if my classes are from 9am to 7pm 🧍

[mariocki]

Le lac des morts vivants (Zombie Lake, 1981)

"Stories about the lake of the damned go back to the Inquisition. They used to celebrate Black Masses back in the Middle Ages: they would sacrifice children, which they threw into it so as to appease the spirits which otherwise rose out of their watery grave in search of blood. And we too, we've used it as an unholy grave during the war. But the soldiers we threw in were not a sacrifice... and they're coming back with a vengeance."

[jules-and-company]

si jamais quelqu’un a un lien pour Pas Son Genre par pitié aidez-moi. j’ai BESOIN de voir corbery jouer un semi-connard prof de philo mais non moins gros simp toujours sapé en noir

[polyjoly]

In modern AUs I need Marius, Cosette, Éponine and Musichetta to be members of the amis purely so Bossuet can be the 13th person to join.

[aquila1921]

[viecome]

Colección de citas literarias. XCIII

Entre el pensamiento y la palabra hablada existe una fisura en la que puede penetrar la intención, el símbolo puede ser abstraído y la mentira admitida en la existencia. Ursula K. Le Guin Tener el valor, sabiendo previamente que vas a ser derrotado, y salir a pelear: eso es la literatura. Roberto Bolaño Adquirir el hábito de la lectura y rodearnos de buenos libros es construirnos un refugio…

[mountainashfae]

oh boy Sosiel is reminding me so much of Vio right now. I don’t think Aurien can attempt romancing him I think they’re going to son-zone this boy.

[kenobihater]

since i'm thinking about the bbc miniseries today i gotta ask: what the FUCK was that final shot in the last episode?? while watching i literally said "what the fuck?! what the fuck was THAT supposed to mean?!?" aloud as the credits rolled bc i was that baffled. i would have understood closing on the candlesticks, symbolizing redemption, or the sky, symbolizing freedom and new beginnings, but the two street kids begging for food????? that is SUCH a cynical last shot, like it's saying "yeah despite the struggle to get to the happy ending for marius and cosette and jean dying content, children are still starving in the streets. nothing changes. nothing matters :))" fucka YOU andrew davies!!!!!

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Esque si, somos súper sinceros. Y la peña pone cara de poker. Nos la suda mucho y SIEMPRE vamos de cara. A mi, si no se trata de alguien a quien quiero, corto x lo sano muy rápido :)

[energiologue]

Être autant que faire

. . VOUS POUVEZ ENTENDRE CE TEXTE EN CLIQUANT SUR LE LIEN CI-DESSUS . De nombreux chercheurs spirituels ont un doute persistant sur la vie, un doute qui va et vient et qui les trouble parfois profondément. Ils sentent intuitivement qu’ils sont sur Terre pour aider l’humanité, mais ils n’arrivent pas à comprendre exactement ce qu’ils sont censés faire pour y parvenir. Le problème vient en…

[origami-mama]

Sylvothérapie : La Forêt Comme Source d'Énergie

🌳 Découvrez comment la sylvothérapie, ou thérapie par les arbres, peut transformer votre vie ! 🌲 Plongez dans les bienfaits de la forêt pour retrouver équilibre, sérénité et temps pour soi ! 🌿 #BienÊtre #Nature #MamanÉpanouie #Forêt #Énergie

[chaotictomtom]

si la gauche passe ils parlent de mettre en place le changement de mention du genre directement en mairie....pitiéééé genre pour tout le reste aussi mais omg si j'ai pas besoin de passer au tribunal/attendre jusqu'à peut être des années pitié 😭