#Lemon tag

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Random Ask game

a novel that stabbed you in the heart recently

your regular café order

the food you like to eat when you get a cold

your favourite song to hear randomly play in a store

do you like street performers? if so, what type is your favourite?

art you want to hang on your walls

an organ you would like to take out for 6 minutes (whatever you choose it does not result in death)

your favourite day

ao3 text that you keep under your pillow<3

the perfect decoration you want to get

if you could walk in anything, what would you wear on your legs

a thing you know you should not taste but you are still curious about

favourite fabled animal

book world you would want your best friend to live in

a movie you do not recommend but love to watch it anyways

if you could choose for a fruit to be cheaper in stores/markets this year, which one would you choose

favourite street food

what makes you feel jolly

which two religious monsters do you think would be cool if they merged into a hybrid

which material would you like to be

what is your favourite tool(in the kitchen, in the lab, in the operation room, in the bathroom, in the craft room, garden, anywhere really)

favourite imaginary flower/plant

how did you play with dolls if you had them

what is your favourite pretend play game you had as a kid

if you could go feral without things going wrong afterwards, where would you do it

snow with footprints or newly baked snow?

[dis-meredia]

Viera breeding season.

[tailoredshirt]

Hi K!!!

I saw someone wearing a Buc-ee's shirt at the airport the other day and I did a double take!!! It made me think of you and @emsprovisions 🥰

Nice! My coworker wore a Buc-ees Colorado shirt the other day. I actually didn't realize how much it had spread all over the South/Midwest/wherever.

[rt-lots]

ALSO HAVE U WATCHED Transformers Prime?? I know this so show so fucking peak I already love show so much I glad I watched every episodes and movie as well u should watch is so peak I KNOW

HEHE NO I HAVENT!!! ive been seeing a lot of transformers stuff lately especially since cuptoast has been posting about it but i haven't gotten into it... sadly i don't think it really intrigues me. but i can try to watch some in my free time :)!!

[welcometololaland]

Nice Ass(k) Week!!

Lola, please. If you will. Share some of your favorite pole dancing songs. What is the criteria for a good pole dancing song? Is there a desired bpm? Is it all hair metal and butt rock?

hi lemon! thank you for sending this <3 and apologies i have been on the Struggle Street online lately but this seemed like a fun ask to tackle!

first of all...what is butt rock can you please explain. i feel like i need this directly from your mouth/typing.

look - pole dancing is different for everyone. i've seen people perform the most amazing routines to classical music, 80s rock, metal, rap, bubblegum pop, edm you name it!!!

if i'm training tricks, i lean into grime/rap for some reason. i guess it makes me feel confident to do scary stuff lol (stormzy, skepta, vince staples, pusha t, russ, logic, flo milli have been on recent repeat).

my dance style is more based on hip hop, but i've been known to venture outside of that. some recent original choreography i've created has used:

eyes on fire (remix) - hahlweg, wayfie (vampire vibes @strandnreyes) (this is exotic flow style)

playboy - tyga ft. vince staples (this is hardstyle)

rascal (superstar) - tinashe (classic/hip hop)

brilho e nicotina - materia prima (this was kind of showgirl/burlesque inspired)

renegade (oliver remix) - kavinsky, cautious clay, oliver (hardstyle)

i also once did an original routine to sex & stardust by zz ward for lone star vibes, even though I knew it would never be the hottest thing set to that song.

thanks for the ask!

[opera-ghoste]

trick or treat 👁️

AHHHH!!!! sword comically stuck in ur back!!! (ur ok though)

[voiceless-people]

ermmm ram.. more like... sheep

GRRR... HHRRRR... HRRGGG I'M NOT A LAMB!!!! I'M NO SHEEP!!!!!!

UHHHH.. LEMON? MORE LIKE SMELLON!!!!!!!!!!

[p0ffstarz]

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OMG I LOVE YOUR THEME SO MU shoves it into a microwave oven/POS

WAAAHAHHHH THAMK YOU I KNOW I ALREADY SAID THIS BEFORE BUT I AM MATCHT WITH MY WONDERUFL HONEYBUNS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BABYGIRL(/j im sotry) @spritecaninthegarage

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found a fun contraption while watching porn, but pornhub doesnt allow for screenshots so you'll have to make do with my crude notes app drawing underneath this cut

it was like a doggy-style setup, where the circle went around someone's ass(including the back and thighs, like it was semi-spacious), but with a bar that went across their lap, attached to the ring. so they were stuck in it. and then the ring was attached to a simple frame that would lock in their wrists and ankles in a kneeling pose, with a stand behind them. and obviously, attached to the stand was a dildo. so with basically no moving parts, it gives them no room to do anything but fuck themselves back on the toy

i will. ATTEMPT. to put the link to the video at the bottom here without getting my post nuked. you know the website it's for, so after the dot com put view_video.php?viewkey=ph5fc6d7e66ed27

[tailoredshirt]

Bachelor party whumpppppppp!!!! I looooooved the Carlos one!!! 💛💛💛

Ahhh thank you! 💕💕 In this one, Carlos is called to the scene of TK’s party (just like TK was called to Carlos’s), and TK’s whump is the fault of a cop stripper!

[rt-lots]

hi rae :333 🐇

HI LEMON!!! :D

[welcometololaland]

SWEET & SOUR ASK

🍒- how do you act when you have a crush? (Is it on me 👀👀)

lemon, yes. how did you know?? (i saw you wrote 2k today, please say more about that. what was it on??? will a horse be in the story??)

if i have a crush on someone i'm likely to do the following:

a. talk too much and say accidentally awkward things.

b. check my phone obsessively for their messages.

c. flirt with them by exposing my knowledge about pokemon red and challenging them to a battle on the old gameboy colour with the link that i still have (at least, that's what i did with my current partner and now they're married to me so...) (also, i won).

send me a sweet and pure ask!

[oathofkaslana]

baby diluc :''''')

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hai!! returning the favor for the ask game!

Umm this is infected au roguefort theyre my . my silly

Infie roguefort is a secretive little shit who tends to glamorize their friends and gaslight themself into thinking that their friends could never do any wrong. Their self esteem is AWFUL!!!ad also they're losing their mind a teeeny tiny bit for a certain silly reason

Ohh boy okay [dial up]

I'm getting. Obsession by ok go. But also like, there is a light that never goes out.