#Lemon but it's literally a lemon
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so this is result of request stream hehe~
#limbus company#liu gregor with kurokumo rodya#aotu#aotu world#aotu shijie#godrose but in heathcliff's clothes#Lemon but it's literally a lemon#catboy anmicius#tales of berseria#rokurou rangetsu#hong lu#heathcliff#so it's HitLu again<3#just frog in witch's hat
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happy aren’t you 24 tuesday
#and by tuesday i mean#friday#remind me to share with you (the internet) my country music hot takes later#lemon demon#spirit phone#i don’t remember jack or shit ever#literally what’s my age again blink 182 we’re really in it now
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love the (ahem. canon) idea that wade is very smart (how many languages does he speak again???? how many martial art styles does he know?? he's an expert with literally every type of weapon!! that takes brains and discipline!) but he is and will always be a slave to the bit. and the bit is obfuscating stupidity! why would he write down plans when he can draw them out with silly stick figures? why would he speak fluent mandarin when he can pretend to be a bumbling tourist? of COURSE he doesn't know how babies are made and asks Vanessa to impregnate him. it's funnier that way
#move aside 'wade is smart' and 'wade is .... not smart' crowd#I present to you#WADE IS SMART BUT HE FINDS IT WAY MORE FUN TO PRETEND TO BE STUPID#TO THE POINT WHERE HE REGULARLY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FOOT (literally or otherwise) BECAUSE HE IS SO DEDICATED TO BEING#THE CLASS CLOWN#despite being a whole-ass adult#I love him so much#he's such a loser lemon. such a little guy. such a babygirl pillow princess darling#I need to put him in a hydraulic press
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#i hope that none of these have already been done!#love & dot's one is literally how their fight went lol#if i remember correctly both love & dot are good at magic linguistics (or whatever is this subject called btw what are they learning there)#but thanks to some jpn artist on twt I'm obsessed with wirth love & shuen's dynamic where love & shuen annoy the living shit out of wirth#so when i saw that meme i was like 'it's literally them' and i had to do it#as for the rival one: both lance & dot consider mash their rival so i just went with it 👉🏻👈🏻 shippers feel free to make urself#comfortable under this post even though I'm not gonna tag all the ships simply because I'm not sure what they're called 😭#are they just mixes between names or?? i mainly see shippers using emojis but I'm not sure ;-;#so I'm sorry if this post contains ships you dislike and they're not tagged properly :(#anyway: enjoy!#mashle#mashle: magic and muscles#mash burnedead#dot barrett#lance crown#lemon irvine#finn ames#rayne ames#max land#carpaccio luo yang#ryoh grantz#love cute#wirth madl#shuen getsuku#abel walker
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I know the concept of more supernatural/paranormal elements is cool but it will never stop being funny to me that in every series ever, when a ghost shows up the main characters have to do rituals & research the history of the haunted item or house or even whole town & use specific items like salt & incense & talisman to banish the ghost all dramatically & supernaturally, but in Danny Phantom this kid just shows up with nothing but his fists, a thermos, & pent up aggression. put em the fuck UP, you ectoplasmic son of a—
#Danny Phantom#i'm watching caped crusader & i can't stop thinking. if Danny was here he would've beaten the shit outta this ghost 5 minutes in#also this is why whenever someone throws a ''who would win Danny or X'' scenario at me i always say Danny if he was being serious#cuz this kid has the perfect combo of superpowers. he only seems like a loser because all his villains ALSO have those powers#if he went up against anyone else & had adhd medication he'd win laughably easy#i know it's easier to write him as so incompetent any normal human villain can take him out despite his powers#but realistically by s2 i feel like unless they have anti-ghost weapons or some kind of mind control going on#they simply could not even touch Danny let alone fend him off or take him down#Danny could literally just possess them for 1 second & when they're having a possession hangover cuff em. easy peasy lemon squeezy
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started thinking abt the kind of music they would listen to. thought abt it for to long. bon appetite 👍
#god theres so amny characters in this#this is gonna be a nightmare to tag#ok here we go#ace attorney fanart#ace attorney#art#narumitsu#my art#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#aa edgeworth#aa fanart#maya fey#phoenix wright ace attorney#maya fey fanart#pearl fey#lanamia#lana skye#ema skye#mia fey#edgeworth listens to mitski canon#i literally gave phoenix my dads music taste. plus musical soundtraxk#like he WOULD listen to reel big fish. fight me#i wanted to draw maya listening to hyper pop/hatsune miku but it just didnt look right so#use ur imagination#but uh yeah#👍#also also#ema skye would listen to will wood.#and lemon demon.
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You know, as much as I would've loved a massive catharsis-led triumph over Athion Zathuda in battle, possibly left at the mercy of the vibrant flames of Fearne's Titan form reiterating herself with aplomb as Fearne Calloway, I actually kinda love how the narrative chose to defeat him. In many ways it is just hilarious, but also ironically in-character. Man talked all about wanting to prove himself, had a grandiose title of 'Sorrowlord' and was looking to be both a physical and mental adversary after threatening to torment Fearne into becoming Exaltant by targeting her loved ones. But then when he is pit against Bells Hells he barely does a thing; he tries to talk his way into turning Fearne again, gets jumpscared by Ira, the 'farm girl' he mocked to Fearne commandeers his dragon, he loses a leg and is thrown off his dragon, and the Hells even opt to keep him alive for some reason in 107 before kinda accidentally offing him in 108.
He thought he was the shit, but enemies of true threat like Ludinus, Otohan and Liliana (a threat before she was turned) looked down on him, and thus his attempts to prove them wrong - while also falling into the same trap as Ashton's father in seeking out a personal destiny and being willing to see their child as a tool to do it - bore no fruit at all, he was practically an afterthought through and through, his dragon really being his entire threat level. In the end, he got killed running (well, hobbling) away, and while Gloamglut's keening was a little sad in a way that a pet cannot fathom the moral complexity of having to kill their owner he still had it coming, plus following his eternal torture in the Tiki Bar of Ligament Manor, the last sorrow he wrought was his own; he achieved nothing, everything he hints he did to get to his position was for naught, and for all the fear and danger he tried to make himself possess he truly had no power over anyone, especially not Fearne - who can only pity him and, as further proof of being better than he ever was, hope that he takes the time to reflect on his sorrows.
#critical role#cr3 spoilers#cr3#c3e108#cr spoilers#athion zathuda#fearne calloway#and look I really wanted him to die painfully I said as much when he lured Fearne from Ashton's bed with a sugar glider#but the fact that convincing the emissaries was more of an undertaking than defeating him is just hilarious#Otohan didn't have a lot of backstory but she was at least a boogeyman to BH - every encounter was 'should we run or fight for our lives?'#he's literally the one person in the c3 enemy group that gets less respect than Ludinus and everyone dunks on Ludinus#man wanted to be a BBEG but ended up a villain for a one-shot#now you're just a stretched out face in a tiki bar - watching the family you thought you could mess with be completely unaffected by you#and Fearne gets your dragon - but that was always gonna happen#Birdie and Ollie should take turns just casually throwing drinks or moldy lemon rinds at him - or just make out hard in front of him#glad you and your main character syndrome will rot forever dude - you don't mess with BH and you don't mess with the Calloways#at least he has Bor'dor's ghost for company - they can talk about berry jerky and how the creepy undead lady fucked them up
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how do writers write.... that shit's amazing.... writers give me ur skillz...........
#kiktalk#ive always wanted to write my own fics but it's so intimidating to me HAHA#literally it'll be like “jason felt sad because he eatid a lemon”#why didnt i start writing when i was younger 😭
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Honestly it's kinda sad how much black butler's reputation got ruined. Rather it be from the weirdos in the fandom, people seeing out of context panels or scenes, or overall misinformation.
Like black butler, at least the manga, is a genuinely good story and it's kinda sad how much people aren't willing to at least give it a chance before jumping into the wrong conclusions.
#black butler#lemon rambles#now don't get me wrong#i completely understand why people don't want to get into it#hell the fandom literally weirded me out up until last year lol#kuroshitsuji
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Imagine topping Leo in a chair?
LITERALLY love you for this. riding Leo in a chair is in like your top 5 favorite ways to ride Leo. your faces are so close together and he can feel every intimate rockwing bouncing squeeze of your tight juicy little hole gripping his throbbing cock like a vise. his eyes are so wide and his grip on your soft hips is nearly enough to leave pretty little fingertip bruises polkadotting your thighs (which he's obsessed with) and your hips (which he's also obsessed with) and your ass (are you sensing a pattern here????) and god everything you do drives him crazy but CHRIST the way you hold his face so sweetly in your pretty hands, so innocent and tender while simultaneously milking his cock for all he's got. and he'll give it to you. Leo will let you ride him in that chair that he can't look at after that without going half mast. he'll let you ride him until he's shooting blanks, until both of your cum drips on the floor, mixing in messy creamy beautiful puddles. Leo will throw his head back in pleasure, panting, chest heaving and giving you the best view of his perfect neck that's just begging to be covered in hickeys and bites. Leo will let you ride him in a chair until he passes out. can't walk. pounding down gatorade and liquid iv to try and rehydrate. and he'll thank you for it.
#drabbles#leo valdez#leo valdez smut#leo valdez x reader#leo valdez drabbles#heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus drabbles#heroes of olympus smut#op's birthday#op's bday smutathon#off to a poppin start am I right ladies#also funny story#my dad (a certified piece of shit) used to buy us the worst groceries#long story but every week there was a recipe I had to make that required like 3 limes or lemons depending on what citrus we had#and he would buy produce that was simultaneously organic and locally sourced AND horribly low quality#the lemons and limes would be rock fucking hard and I had to juice those motherfuckers#so every week I had to go down to the workbench thing in the basement and use a literal bench vise to squeeze them until they were soft#i'm not even exaggerating right now I wish I was#I had to use industrial tools and equipment to work with that shit#like bro why was I 12 using a vise on lemons??????? AND HE KNEW#HE SAW AND LAUGHED AND I EXPLAINED AND HE LAUGHED AND DID NOT FUCKING CARE#before you ask yes I'm trying to get a sooner therapy appointment#so yeah#going through it!
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i absolutely adore your artstyle!! could i request a lil nate :0? perhaps inspired by his city folk house? have a nice day!!!!
you have a nice day!!!!
#he's matching with tangy#literally i always thought he was supposed to look like a lemon???#he looks like a lemon?#doesn't nate look like a lemon#like that's what they were going for#tell me he's based on lemons#he lives on my island thank you for liking him#animal crossing#animal crossing fanart#animal crossing villagers#ac nate#nate#nintendo fanart#fanart#request
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Little gift for The Kiwi
#transformers#maccadam#maccadams#art of steel#optimus prime#prowl#prowlop#valveplug#suggestive#lemon#explict#pov you're optimus prime#a d it's already cool as hell#but even better#you're fucking the police#literally
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After watching the 2004 movie: I mean honestly it's sad the Phantom didn't want Raoul cause the hottest he ever looked was all tied up and bound to that grate with the noose and also bleeding. If they had sex about it I'd cheer
While reading the novel: Erik has got Christine on the brain and Raoul wants to hatefuck the face of death with the voice of an angel so bad it makes him look stupid.
After watching Love Never Dies: ...They couldda fucked during Devil Takes the Hindmost. I have never before thought this but it is true that Raoul was made to be choked and held by the throat.
#phantom of the opera#poto#poto 2004#phantom of the opera 2004#lnd#love never dies#rerik#raourik#raoul de chagny#viscount de chagny#erik poto#the phantom#i just be ramblin#boatloads of lemons#nsft text#this isn't really egregious but put the tags just in case#Anyways I literally went from 'too bad they wouldn't fuck about it' to 'Raoul needs to fuck about it but Erik is oblivious and straight up#wouldn't care for it' to 'Okay. Okay. Maybe they would fuck about it. Maybe Erik should grab him by the throat and tie him up. Maybe they#could mutually hatefuck'#nsft
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You can pry so overwhelmed and repressed he’s a one pump chump Hua Cheng and so overwhelmed and repressed he can’t cum for hours Xie Lian from my cold dead heads. It feels so in character to me.
#literally all their first times fics should be this#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#xie lian#heaven official's blessing#zee rambles#lemon
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HOT TAKE but I'm okay with it being out of spite. Because if it is spite, it isn't "you told me not to harm him so I made him a vampire" spite.
It's "you stayed with me for 77 years to spite Lestat. Because he couldn't stand to see you spend eternity with another lover. Well guess what Louis? Now YOU can spend eternity seeing ME with another lover, your precious fascinating boy!"
#the problem for armand here of course#is that louis is not going to care lmaoooo#and by the time Armand has chased Daniel around the world driving him crazy? it'll be too late and he'll be in love with him#this is LITERALLY how it happens in the book! Armand didn't intend to fall in love with Daniel and vice versa!#iwtv spoilers#anyone want lemonade because I am making it fresh squeezed out of these lemons!#devil's minion#the devil's minion#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv
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Really needed to make a Vanessa design bc she was stuck on my head. Love this silly woman.
#my art#doodles#dsaf#dsaf vanessa#dsaf vanny#i want to make a full body later like. body type and outfit. although as you can see im. not doing too different#she has patches that's It.#also Yes thats a lemon earring#i like to think she plays with it for stim like pushing it w her finger and stuff#also she's yellow bc. she's sicklisg#also the yellow skin is bc. anemia i guess. idk. its literally something that happens to me#and she's a pseudo corpse too so y'know#also think she'd have a cane but she'd have to keep it strapped to her wrist or by god she'd lose it#it has a bunch of little trinkets too :)#also i want her to have a clip on plushie on her pants. WAIT. SHE'D HAVE PATCHES W SHAPES#THAT'D BE CUUUTE#im. projecting a bit w her. and im not sorry
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