#Lawddd. hey

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Hey sistawives✨✨

So I saw this on insta today and let’s talk about this nigga here LAWDDD HELP ME JESUSSSSS I didn’t even realize that was him in the beginning but look at him being a MANNN A GOOD MAN SAVANNA, BITCHHHH he’s a protector AHHHHH he can fights niggas AHHHHHHHH I CANTTTTT he can put me in a armbar and put me in soo many submissions 🤤💦💦🤪 and now that I’m thinking about it MMA Trainer! Terry x Newbie! Reader and he trains her and ends up fucking her on the mat 👀👀 💢⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️ sista’s I need to stop I can’t stop thinking about him I need help (not really)

[yestrday]

do u have any more crumbs abt crazy, tiny, will scratch and bite me if provoked (kinky....) housewife scara? 🙏 LAWDDD ABOVE, ur writing is too good.

notes: anything for my babygurlll 💪💪

( jealousy, masochism <- reader, sadism <- kuni, slight blood, slight nsfw mentions, mentions of cheating, no one cjeats, possessive behavior )

"... what else do we need? fish, chicken... ah, we ran out of sichuan pepper just yesterday too... hm, i think our rice is running low too. hey, [y. name], run over to the rice section and get us some—" kuni turns to you, and a scowl etches on his features as puts his hands on his hips. "wipe that stupid look off your face, we're in the grocery."

you don't know how being in the grocery is relevant to anything, but you do kind of know about what stupid look he's talking about. maybe he's referring to the way you're slumped on the grocery cart handle, grinning widely with a hand cupping your cheek as you stare all moony-eyed at your pretty husband. straight from the house with a lilac apron on and clutching a hurriedly written grocery list, he was the perfect image of domesticity. your partner, glaring at you right now through those bewitching purple eyes and—

SLAP! "cut. that. out!" kuni growls under his voice, pulling your hair towards his height and looking all menacing like despite the red blush on his cheeks. "you're embarassing me in public!" you stop the slight moan coming from your mouth, as well as the comment to point out his hypocrisy. some onlookers look like they want to interfere, but one look at your heart eyes and blushing face makes them deter at the realization that you're both freaks.

"sorry, sorry~" you coo, bringing him into a hug and nuzzle your face into his neck. though his hands lay limp at his sides, he doesn't squirm and only buries a pout into your skin. "you're just super duper a thousand times cuter today than usual, y'know~ i couldn't help myself!"

"you said that yesterday and the day before that and everyday before that!" kuni grumbles softly. "now i'm starting to wonder if you actually mean it."

you gasp softly, pulling him away by the shoulders and looking into his eyes. "now how can you say that?"you ask, feigning hurt. "you should know how deeply and madly i'm in love with you, right? my darling cute kuni, who makes me lose all rationality whenever i stare at him..."

kuni rolls his eyes at your dramatic confession. "oh, please—"

"... [y. name]?"

an unsure voice cuts him off, and the two of you quickly glance at the wide-eyed man staring at the both of you with a grocery basket hanging off his shoulder. a spark of realization lights up in his eyes when he finally takes a better look at your face, and he grins happily at you. "[y. name]! it really is you! fancy running into you here!"

anyone talking to you should ready themselves for a beating from kuni, who already has a scowl deeply etched on his face, but you quickly step forward before things can escalate. he glances up at you, and he furrows his brow at the relatively normal demeanor you've put up. "kyle!" you grin with a tone that makes kuni bristle. "good to see you here. your girlfriend got you running errands?"

"h-how'd you know?"

you laugh. "just a hunch. from the way she's been ranting to her department about how she does all the chores anyway." you slap a hand to his shoulder. "help your girlfriend out too. sharing chores is quite a great way to bond. why, i'm actually here with my hus... band..."

your voice trails off when you see kuni staring daggers into kyle. you chuckle a bit nervously, afraid that he might materialize an actual dagger out of nowhere (he was in the habit of being a tad murderous). "well, currently not in the best of moods, but my lovely wife's here with me."

thankfully, kyle's not the brightest man, so he's quite unaware of all the homicidal thoughts running around kuni's brain as he offers a respectful bow. "hello, mr. [l. name]! i'm [y. name]'s junior. they've been a great help to me and sadie ever since we entered the company!" he offers out a hand for a good ol' shake, but kuni only sneers at it and hides behind your back. kyle is left dumbfounded, stretching his hand towards air.

"inazumans... don't shake hands," you smile as you make up a reason. you can feel kuni burying himself in your back, his sharp nails digging into your hips as a warning. you try to maintain your composure and suppress the blush on your face. "anyways, we've gotta run. kuni's still got cooking to do!"

"n-no worries, [y. name], i'll see you this monday. a-and..." kyle nervously fidgets with his basket and avoids eye contact with you. "you can come over for dinner after work with us anytime. me and sadie do owe you a lot... really. it's..." kyle's blush deepens and he bites his lip— a nervous habit you're familiar with. "... it's the least we can do."

when kyle dashes off, you and kuni finish the rest of the groceries in silence. that make syou a little nervous, especially since you were half-expecting (awaiting, more like it) for him to just pin you to the nearest wall as soon as kyle was out of the picture. you two load the groceries in your car in silence, all while you give kuni nervous side-glances.

finally settled in the driver's seat, and kuni stormily cross-armed beside you, you try to catch his eye. "kuni...?" you ask in a breathy nervous half-laughter. "what's wrong?"

hyou flinch at how much venom is in his voice and ignore how it's making you feel down there. "someone tried to ask you out in front of me!" his voice is shaking. "and you're gonna have the fucking audacity to ask me what's wrong?!"

"they're just my co-worker, kuni, i promise," you try to soothe him. "it's not like i was gonna take them up on their offer anyway. why would i, when i got y—"

"liar!" you wince as his voice shrills in your ear. "if you weren't planning to, then you should've just turned them down, right in front of me. no, you were planning to, weren't you?" he leans over and jabs a finger into your chest, glaring up at you with those sharp purple eyes. "you were planning on going with them after work, huh? then what?"

"i had no plans, kuni." you try to reach a hand out to stroke his hair, but he quickly grabs it and digs his nails into you. you stare into his eyes. "i promise."

kuni scowls, and you don't even know why you bother. once he gets into this possesisve, irrate mood, nothing can abate him till he lets all the stress out. "liar," he growls, and reaches over and pulls the handle to lay the driver's seat flat.

you fall back with a hard thump, and kuni wastes no time in straddling you in your seat and grabbing you by the collar. "you filthy, fucking liar. how dare you play around with me, your husband, huh? what the hell were you gonna do with them, anyway?! eat dinner, then what? let them fuck that slutty mouth of yours till you go stupid?" he sneers "i know how good you look doing that. i bet everyyy guy and his wife in your office is itching to get a taste of you."

oh. ohhhh. oh gosh, car play? your heart is beating a thousand miles per second, and your blush deepends as kuni's other hand digs into your torso painfully. oh archons. kuni mistakes the blush on your cheeks for something else, and his eyes become positively stormy.

"filthy bitch," he spits, digging even deeper until he draws blood. you whimper in arousal as you feel the familiar warm trickle from your torso. "what, you get off to fantasizing about your whole office fucking you?" you try to shake your head, telling him that it's him making you like this and no one else, but he swoops in to steal a kiss before you can say anything.

it's nothing like the sweet kisses you steal from him when you walk out the front door. it's feral, animalistic. he's biting on your lips till he draws blood and sucking on your tongue until your brain goes numb from the tingling. he lets out a haughty smirk as he pulls away, the trickle of drool connecting your lips till it breaks.

"thaat's better," he sighs, slumping back and getting a good look at your blissed out face. "just a little kiss and you're all fucked out for me just like this.

"just like how it should be."

[shinestarhwaa]

hard thoughts time?? bf!joong getting turned on after soloist!reader finishes a sexy performance at an award show so he takes you into a dressing room and the volume of you two is quite .. loud 🤭

Oh my lawddd... get ready.

BACKSTAGE BUSINESS || KIM HONGJOONG

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Bf!Hongjoong x Soloist! Fem reader

Word count: 1K

Tags/warnings: Established relationship, Ateez Hongjoong, Fem Soloist reader, dirty language, oral sex, unprotected sex, namecalling (slut), semipublic sex

Taglist:

@anyamaris @a-soft-hornytiny @whatudowhennooneseesyou @star1117-archives @wooyoungmybelovedhusband @pyeonghongrie-main @woosanbby @dreamlesswonder86 @lemonhongjoong

Tell me if u wanna be added to my taglist❣️

ENJOY!

After your succesful 10-minute performance you strutted down the stairs, going backstage after waving to your fans. You were still panting from the intense choreo's you did just now.

The staff was quick to congratulate you on your performance. You had performed your three most famous songs, and although they were amazing, they were exhausting.

You plopped yourself down on the couch in the next room just when you heard a knock on the door. "Yeah?"

The door opened, revealing your boyfriend Hongjoong. You smiled as he giggled, rushing in. The news of you two being together was still fresh. It had shocked your fandoms, not expecting this 'collaboration' after he wrote for your album. Luckily, they were very accepting.

"Hey there, gorgeous, you did amazing," he smiled as he kissed you. "Well, thank you baby," you chuckled. "You looked very... hot, you know?"

You smirked, noticing his eyes drifting away from your eyes to the sexy stage outfit you have on. The skirt of the dress barely covered your ass, black leather bringing out the best of your figure. Your long hair was covered in glitter and little braids. Your eye make-up was flashing as you were covered in beautiful rhinestones that shone brightly in the bright stagelights.

"Come on," he said as he took your hand, dragging you into the next empty dressing room, locking the door. He looked you up and down and smirked, winking at you.

"You are so naughty, Joong," you chuckled as you saw him sink to the ground. He pulled your panties down. You propped your right leg on the stool next to you to give him the best access to your pussy.

"You make me naughty," he grinned before diving his face between your legs. You moaned when you felt his tongue slide through your folds. You could never hold back your moans when it came to Hongjoong. He statisfied you like no other man ever could before. He knew what you liked. He knew what you disliked. He was perfect. He IS perfect.

You couldn't help but moan out his name when your boyfriend burried his wet tongue in your cunt. He played with your clit as he fucked his tongue in and out of you.

"Fuck, Joong, fuck!" He smirked against your pussy, knowing he has you right where he wants you. At his mercy.

"P-please, your cock, your cock!" You moaned out. Hongjoong got up and wiped the arousal from his lips. "What the lady wants, the lady gets."

He quickly took off his pants and underwear, revealing his hard length. You watched him pump it up and down a few times to get himself ready for you.

Hongjoong bend you over the armrest of the lounge sofa, slipping his cock inside you. "O-Oh, yes, please," you moaned when you felt him deep inside you.

He did not waste any time and started to plunge and pound his dick into your core. "Everything for you my love, everything," he grunted.

His hands gripped your hips tightly, leaving little marks of where his fingers had been. You felt yourself getting weak at the knees, knowing you couldn't last that long like this anymore.

"O-Oh fuck, Joong, I can't~!" You whined out. He chuckled and only pounded into you faster. "You're gonna take it, you're gonna take my cock, okay princess? My precious little slut.''

You moaned loudly, gripping the textile on the couch with your nails. The chains on your dress and neck made noise with every thrust Hongjoong gave. Your eyes teared up from all the pleasure, but you tried to keep it in, trying not to ruin your make-up.

"You asked for my cock, didn't you? So you're gonna take it like the greedy slut you are," he smirked. He pushed you down onto the couch. You rolled onto your back and spread your legs wide for him, inviting him in. Your eyes rolled back as you cried out loudly, definitely making everyone around the room hear what the two of you were upto. But you couldn't care less at this point.

Hongjoong hovered above you and thrusted his dick into your sopping pussy. "You're gonna fucking take it baby," he smirked. ''You feel too fucking good baby, so fucking good, bet you love it, huh? Want me to fuck your little pussy harder?''

"Y-yes fuck! Harder! Love your cock, I fucking love your cock, Joong!" You moaned loudly. "Yes baby, you got it," he grunted, thrusting his hips into you faster and harder. There was no way you could even be remotely quiet at this point, squirming, whining and screaming out his name.

"Fuck! I'm gonna cum! G-gonna cum!" You cried out. "Yeah? Gonna cum on my cock, little slut? Go ahead, clench for me babygirl, cum hard." Hongjoong's brows furrowed as he started to feel himself getting close as well.

You moaned loudly and clenched down on his member. "C-cumming, cumming! CUMMING! O-Oh Babe, I-I.. I'm fucking...cumming... Yes... Yes! YES!" A wave of pleasure washed over you as tou climaxed on Hongjoong's dick, who twitched inside you, releasing his seeds into your cunt with a long, low moan.

Hongjoong and you were in the middle of getting properly dressed again when you heard banging on the door. You looked your boyfriend in the eye, who was only smirking at you, knowing he made an incredible mess on your pussy.

"You guys done? We gotta go accept awards and crap!"

You sighed and re-adjusted your necklaces. Hongjoong kissed you shortly and stroked your messy hair. You grinned and thanked him, kissing Hongjoong's soft lips. "Round 2 at home?" "Round 2 at home sweetheart."

[st4rrzynight]

life may be bad but ill forever be glad that it didn't take me as long as others to figure out i was lesbian and not bisexual cause lawddd imagine if i never figured that out till late in life and i ended up with a husband....

its giving "when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night, with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife"

like yes i may have only figured it out a few months ago... BUT HEY IT ONLY TOOK ME 7 YEARS 🤑🤑🤑🤑 i knew i liked women since 2nd grade (2017) so thats why i say it only took me 7 years 🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥

[window-seatt]

honestly there are some pcs I want but LAWDDD do they cost a kidney, I don't really collect anything, I do collect snow globes but only to the places I travel to. I would collect vinyl if record players and vinyls didn't cost so much. I also don't really have space rn so maybe I'll buy it in the future

anyway, how are you? it's currently midterm szn for me and I'm absolutely drowning in everything 😫

-🐧

Snow globes🥹 which is your favourite!!

Vinyls are expensive but hey… investment 😅

[isimpoveryou]

𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲

chris evans x reader

fc: charlie howard

are your request open? can you do a Chris Evans x reader? and the face claim is Charli Howard

AN: im just gonna shade my cousin in this fict

warning: english is not my first language

tw: ppl talking abt body image??

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yourinstagram some picts for my new agency @musemodelsnyc

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y/nfan279 y/n really said fuck model beauty standard

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musemodelsnyc well we do!

randomuser literally also why is chris dating her anyway

chrisevans as always beautiful

yourinstagram i love you so much

chrisfan278 can ppl stop talking abt her body!! shes literally perfect. all body's are beautiful btw, so stop being such an asshole to someone who is bigger. we are in the 21st century, so grow up.

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chrisevans ❤

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chrisfan70 the prettiest girl i've ever seen

chrisfan11 we know that he is in love when he post something abt them

y/nfan270 beauty

randomuser i dont get why chris is dating her

chrisevans its because she is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen and spread positivity to the world unlike you

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yourinstagram the most frequent question ppl asked me is "how do you love your own body that easily?" for me its because for the scars and my squish body has all a meaning. my scars is something i went through and trying to hide it for a long time until i realized its ok to have scars and its normal to have so you dont need to waste your money on anything to get rid of it. for my body it wasnt really hard since i have always talk abt this in a interview. our body do things differently with literally everyone theres someone who eats a lot but never gets squish and theres someone who eats healthy but gets squish (theres also someone who between that). also try to dont compare your body and try to look at yourself in the mirror, literally just look at yourself and try to get all the good compliment out. thats pretty much all. thank you for asking me abt it too. just dm me if any of you struggle and i will help you.

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yourinstagram the first round and he lost to an 7 year old

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chrisfan278 he will be a great dad (i just know it)

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summer’s blog recs 🤍.

hey guys! i’m back with some new blog recommendations. i decided to delete my previous post due to the fact that most of the blogs on there before have deactivated, or they have since left tumblr. i wanted to update this because i see so many great blogs out there that deserve more recognition. i hope you all enjoy :) please check out their content! most of these are naruto/attack on titan/tokyo revengers blogs! this will be updated as time goes on, but these people deserved a shoutout and some love!

- @marsbutterfly ! mars is such a sweet person. she’s pretty much my best friend here, and she loves hanji. her eren content is so immaculate, and i love it. she also writes for tokyo revengers, which is just as amazing. she needs some more interactions, so feel free to give her some love! :).

- @kurosaaki ! i love jen. she was one of my first mutuals here on tumblr, and she is such a sweetheart. her jean and eren content is lovely, and she loves naruto as well as bleach. her writing is so well done, and she deserves a lot of love!! she’s one of the strongest people i know <3!

- @svfttachi ! anzalulu has some amazing itachi content. i’m not the biggest itachi fan, but her works are amazing! if you like itachi, you should totally head over to her blog. also, her banners are AMAZING!! they’re super cute and i love the aesthetic of her account :).

- @smutteedreams ! k is very very kind. i remember first seeing her in the madara tags, and i was super intimidated 😭, but she’s actually one of the nicest people i’ve met on here. she writes amazing madara content, and i love her works! she deserves a lot more love, so go ahead and give her some <3.

- @kxmisato ! ren is one of my closest friends here on tumblr, and she’s such a great writer. although she may not post content very often, she’s still one of my favorite writers on tumblr. she is the sweetest girl ever, and she deserves a ton of love!!

- @kidsinsaturn ! LAWDDD morita is extremely talented. her works are gorgeous and i love all of her uchiha content. it deserves a lot of love and i literally love reading whatever she posts because i know damn well it’s going to be good no matter what. HER WRITING IS ALSO PHENOMENAL?? god i wish i was at her level, but please check her out!

- @obitovoir ! I KNOW KAV DOES NOT WRITE OFTEN BUT WHEN SHE DOES IT IS AMAZING. i miss her rn, but she writes so well and i think she deserves so much love. please check out her account and send love for me. she’s an obito slut too and she writes him so well, ugh.

- @wakashawty ! kei. kei. kei. where do i begin? for one, she is EXTREMELY talented. her wakasa works are one of a kind and she always hits it right on the head with everything she posts for him and other characters. i have always grown fond of seeing her on my dash, and i’m so happy to have become her mutual! please check out her works!! she deserves all the love!

- @mitsuyeaah ! mitsu 🥹 she deserves everything! we’ve only been mutuals for a little while but she has so much talent. her writing really gets you interested in the story and it’s so well done that you want more by the end. she’s an absolute sweetheart and i love interacting with her! i cannot wait to see what other works she has in store because she truly has so much talent. please check her out! she deserves it all <3.

- @sin-and-punishment ! LEXXX AAAA!! lex is new to the writing scene, but reading her works brings me so much joy! if you’re a hanma stan, i highly recommend reading her stuff. she’s such a great author and i was so blown away by how.. mature? her writing is. i love it all and reading it makes me so happy. please check her out!!

- @8aji ! tina has some of the cutest shinichiro works i have ever seen! i don’t find many works for him often, but the ones tina has are so adorable! her writing is also so good and i cannot wait to read more of it. we’ve only been mutuals for a little bit but she’s genuinely so sweet and such an amazing soul! please send some love her way <3.

- @notiddygxthgf ! oh my goodness. their wakasa series is SO great!! i discovered them through a mutual and i just fell in love with their works. their wakasa content is so great and i highly recommend their series for anyone who is looking for one! please send them lots of love because they’re truly so great at what they do!!

- @stxrmylxve ! minx has some of the cutest works i have ever read. she’s quite new as well but her writing is adorable and i love interacting with her! she really knows how to make accurate depictions of the characters she writes for, and it’s so nice to see her on my dash. she deserves lots of love!! please go send it to her and check out her works!

- @chiffiorra ! ugh, cotton is such a sweet person and she was one of the first people i became mutuals with when i started writing for tokyo rev. she has so much talent and i love the way she writes her characters. she’s such an amazing writer and i love literally anything she posts about. go show some love to her!

as a reminder, please read these blog’s dni+rules before interacting!

[kadssp]

HEY I HAD TO GIVE A SHITTY LINE TO KEEP MY RECORD UP TO DATE AS A SIMP

A SIMP? lawddd writing that down in the books “thomas today used a line on me in french. it worked /J”

[red-writes]

hey boo how are you?? i’ve been thinking about that mirio short you reposted and god he would LOVE fat chubby girls. he’d get all flustered thinking ab their thick thighs and pudgy tummies. I KEEP THINKING OF THE SONG BIG AND CHUNKY WHENEVER I SEE HIM NOW HSJSJSH -🍒

WAIT THAT SONG FITS HIM SO WELL— hi!! I’m okay, what about you?

I literally love mirio sm, I think he’d absolutely adore his chubby girl lawddd he’d be the kind to want to grope and squeeze and just worship every part of their body hnnnng

[neverinthemirror]

HEY GIRL!! FIRST YOUR GORG OH MY LAWDDD. second can you check your dm's I sent you an important messege

ahhh omg thank you so so so much and I will!!!!!

[yennyxposed-blog]

Dating in this world 2017

Ughh.... Let me say it again.... UGHHHH!!!!

Dating this day in age is horrendous! 

I’ve tried all the dating apps and hated them, I literally ended up just using them for conversation, scrolling through endless messages of feeble attempts to get my attention. How easy it must be to hit on a woman/man through a message without being rejected to your face. I for one won’t even respond depending on the initial attempt of conversation. It usually starts with, “ Hey sexy” or “Hey beautiful do you like black guys” or the worst “You fine” *GAG*

              What happened to confidence, chivalry and courtship?? Or simply approaching with courtesy!?! People are so scared to do exactly what should and used to be done back in the day! Vibes in person are so important, but now that we’ve resulted to this online dating scenario, all I want to do is weed out the bad, give my number to the potentials, but block the changers ( the ones that put a front on to get your number but change up once they get it because they think they’re in) lol... No sir, not for me, luckily the block feature on my phone has came to be amazingly useful. 

              Maybe i’m too bold, picky or nice even, but honestly I hate being single, but I also hate the process of dating or meeting someone virtually. Am I the only one??? Lawddd Help me!

[howtolivefatandhappy]

Hey, your smile is absolutely stunning oh my lawddd😱

You are the absolute sweetest!! Thank you anon, you've made my day brighter.