#Larry is the Subway Twins' Dad

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Melli introducing himself to the family Ingo Protection Squad.

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Star, November 9

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Cover: Hollywood Personal Assistants Tell All 

Page 1: Ellen DeGeneres’ funky new hairdo -- as her show suffers a dip in the ratings Ellen tries a sweeping new style 

Page 2: Contents, Tom Cruise 

Page 3: To honor Claudia Schiffer’s 50th she was gifted her own designer Barbie line, Kylie Jenner out in Beverly Hills with a mini purse, Chris Pine took his white Mercedes out for a spin 

Page 4: Matthew McConaughey’s shocking revelations -- the happy-go-lucky star shares some dark experiences that shaped him in his dishy new memoir 

Page 5: A week after Lily James was snapped kissing her married costar Dominic West in Rome she abruptly pulled out of a planned interview touting her project Rebecca and it was just the latest cancellation for her because she also ghosted on The Graham Norton Show and Today show appearances in the wake of the scandal -- Lily is pushing Dominic to leave his wife once the dust settles because she’s falling for him but she’s concerned about appearing like a homewrecker, on what would have been her son Benjamin Keogh’s 28th birthday Lisa Marie Presley took to Instagram to pay tribute to him, fans were shocked when Ant Anstead and Christina Anstead announced their split just a year after welcoming their son together and now Ant has revealed he enrolled in a breakup recovery program to deal with his own pain 

Page 6: Two decades after he rose to heartthrob fame as Brad Taylor on Home Improvement Zachery Ty Bryan is facing some serious charges after police were called to his apartment in Eugene in Oregon after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend; the incident comes just weeks after the dad of four posted on social media that he and his wife of 14 years were divorcing, Lizzo has bristled at being linked with the idea of body positivity and instead would rather be considered body normative giving a shout-out to the girls who are in the 18-plus club but after reaching 300-plus pounds she was persuaded to adopt a vegan diet for the good of her health but that doesn’t mean she has to like it and exercise is going no better, Star Spots the Stars -- Olivia Wilde, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Ripa, Lana Condor, Nico Tortorella, Charlotte McKinney 

Page 8: Star Shots -- Sarah Jessica Parker’s wardrobe malfunction during a photo shoot, Katie Holmes and Emilio Vitolo Jr. jumped on Citibank rental bikes for a tour of NYC, Heidi and Spencer Pratt at a local pumpkin patch with their son Gunner 

Page 9: Rachel Brosnahan raised her glass ahead of AFI Fest’s special presentation of her new thriller I’m Your Woman, Giada De Laurentiis 

Page 12: Following a ride on the subway Jaimie Alexander welcomed the fresh air as she strolled through NYC 

Page 13: Diane Von Furstenberg flashed the victory sign on a visit to her store in NYC, Kristen Taekman’s Halloween candy bag spilled, Molly Shannon pedaling her beloved blue bike, Larry David 

Page 14: Alessandra Ambrosio playing beach volleyball, despite being accused of defying Covid-19 regulations on set Dua Lipa had a laugh shooting a new music video in East London, John Waters at the 15th Rome Film Fest 

Page 15: Wiz Khalifa and girlfriend Aimee Aguilar walking their dog Prada in L.A., Kelly Clarkson brought her dog Henry to the beach in Santa Barbara 

Page 16: Angela Bassett at AFI Fest’s drive-in screening of One Night in Miami, Michael Strahan, Vince Gill stopped by Phil Vasaar’s home in Nashville for Songs From the Cellar

Page 17: Too Hot to Handle’s Francesca Farago and model Corin Jamie Lee Clark and a friend stepped out with a dog for a lunch date in West Hollywood, pregnant Kelly Rowland out in Brentwood 

Page 18: Normal or Not? Simon Cowell rehydrated during a sunny day in Los Angeles -- normal, Irina Shayk picked up her daughter Lea from school in NYC -- normal 

Page 19: Emma Slater of Dancing with the Stars used her teeth as a cup holder during a bike cruise -- not normal 

Page 20: Fashion -- stars stun in cape dresses -- Cate Blanchett, Camila Mendes, Daisy Ridley 

Page 21: Tracee Ellis Ross, Zoey Deutch 

Page 24: During the 16th season premiere of The Bachelorette Clare Crawley boldly announced she has met her future husband just moments after meeting Dale Moss and now they’re engaged but the two have to wait for their love story to unfold on camera so they can finally step out together in public 

Page 25: Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott are engaged -- Jonathan held off proposing until Zooey’s divorce from Jacob Pechenik was finalized and now the pair are not only planning their trip down the aisle but they’re also designing their dream home and they’re talking about settling down in Las Vegas, for the first time since their initial date in January Reba McEntire and Rex Linn are back together again and their smiles say it all in a picture of the two catching up in Montana -- the reunion gave them the perfect opportunity to make up for lost time and plan their future which includes moving in together in a place in Malibu by the beach, Courteney Cox raised eyebrows when she admitted she and Johnny McDaid haven’t seen each other since March and though Court put on a brave face the pair have struggled to maintain their seven-year romance amid the global lockdown and she sometimes feels ghosted -- they talk every day and do Zoom dates but it’s excruciating that they’re stuck on separate continents

Page 26: Cover Story -- Personal Assistants Tell All -- employees reveal what their A-list bosses are really like behind closed doors -- Kelly Clarkson wine dials, Lady Gaga refuses to doze alone 

Page 27: Madonna put staff on diets, George Clooney hands out cash, Jennifer Aniston’s diva demands 

Page 28: Renee Zellweger sneaks junk food, Selena Gomez is a secret slob, Justin Bieber is the neighbor from hell 

Page 29: Mila Kunis keeps nannies away from Ashton Kutcher, blind items -- assistants spill on some unmentionable subjects 

Page 30: Kim Kardashian’s 40th freak-out -- she should be on top of the world but with her show cancelled and her marriage hanging by a thread Kim is a little shook as she enters her fifth decade 

Page 32: Secrets of The Crown -- the royal blockbuster welcomes a doomed princess for its fourth season 

Page 34: Little Ones Living Large -- kids reap the rewards when mommy and daddy are raking in the big bucks -- Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s daughter Stormi’s pricey pack, Beyonce and Jay-Z’s daughter Blue’s splashy tub 

Page 35: Cardi B and Offset’s daughter Kulture’s smooth ride, Sandra Bullock’s son Louis’ fine art, Khloe Kardashian’s daughter True’s flashy fleet 

Page 36: Kim Kardashian’s daughter North’s novelty gift, Jennifer Lopez’s daughter Emme’s career boost 

Page 37: The Jolie-Pitt’s wheelie cool yard, DJ Khalad’s kids Asahd and Aalam are tiny jet-setters, Mariah Carey’s twins Moroccan and Monroe are party kids 

Page 42: Entertainment 

Page 48: Parting Shot -- Drew Barrymore celebrating the launch of her Flower Beauty makeup line at CVS

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50 actually nice things that happened in 2017

We (rightfully) talk a lot about all that went wrong in 2017. But because no year, no matter how disturbing, can ever be all trash, let's take a moment to appreciate a few things that went right.

For example: Animal births! Giant pizzas! The rare political win! 

1. A cat took the only good selfie.  

2. Fiona the Hippo, America's greatest asset, was born. 

3. This tweet:

I have a friend that insisted on dressing up like a clown for his family pic back when he was like 8 and it's my favorite picture ever pic.twitter.com/LtAjhbs1wh

— Leslie M.R (@Lejlie) February 13, 2017

4. A cat named Pooh was fitted with bionic legs to help him walk again.

5. A monastery adopted a pup.

SEE ALSO: Fiona the Hippo, queen of 2017, celebrates her first holiday season

6. A sassy child crashed her dad's BBC interview.

7. A high-energy dog named Olly face-planted midway through competition.

8. Pepsi swiftly pulled that Kendall Jenner fake protest ad.

9. A Turkish Airlines crew helped a woman give birth mid-flight.

10. After months of anxious waiting, livestream phenomenon April the Giraffe gave birth to a son.

11. Teens supported one another (literally) through finals week.

12. Harry Styles wore a beautiful pink suit during a performance on the Today show.

13. Jimmy Carter took time to shake hands with everyone on his flight.

14. A pit bull became the mayor of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky.

15. A dog named Storm rescued a fawn from drowning in the Long Island Sound.

16. Beyoncé had twins!

17. Maxine Waters reclaimed her time.

18. An Australian rescued a kangaroo from a trench.

19. We stepped outside to witness the first total solar eclipse visible from North America since 1979.

20. Dogs rescued from shelters aided in Hurricane Harvey relief.

21. The following exchange happened on Twitter:

Those Who Can Must Take a DREAMER In2 Their Home & Protect Them‼️I’m Ready 2 Do This & 🙏🏻Others in MY BUSINESS WILL DO THE SAME‼️SANCTUARY

— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2017

Then keep your eyes open bitch

— Cher (@cher) September 5, 2017

22. Kristen Bell sang songs from Frozen for Hurricane Irma evacuees.

23. This child had a knife:

24. A TV reporter helped rescue a beached dolphin after Hurricane Irma.

25. A principled teen returned a wallet containing $1,500 in cash.

26. Cardi B made music history with her hit "Bodak Yellow."

27. A hedgehog went camping:

A post shared by ��ずき/azuki (@hedgehog_azuki) on Oct 5, 2017 at 5:00pm PDT

28. Armie Hammer danced.

29. Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm came back to HBO after 6 years off the air.

30. The runaway Brooklyn bull who escaped from a slaughterhouse was sent to live in an animal sanctuary.

31. NASA revealed the cosmic origins of gold.

32. The New York Public Library announced that it will let kids and teens off the hook for late fees.

33. A California mom dreamed up Halloween costumes that highlight her daughter's arm amputation.

34. The Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade in NYC was delightful as always.

Dog Halloween Costume Parade pic.twitter.com/T7q5PaGxlT

— (((Marbukh))) (@AJMarbukh) October 21, 2017

35. On his last day of work, a Twitter employee deactivated Donald Trump's account.

36. A 76-year-old deadlifted 200 pounds.

37. Scientists managed to teach sheep to recognize Jake Gyllenhaal's face.

38. Diana Ross lost her fanny pack at Marshall's, but don't worry: someone returned it.

39. Meghan Markle became a (future) royal.

40. Applebees offered everyone long island iced teas for ONE DOLLAR.

41. A party broke out in a New York City subway station:

Play "Bodak Yellow" anywhere and a party will start, guaranteed. @iamcardib brings the people together. #nycsubway pic.twitter.com/Aafm05qsHN

— Matt (@mattwhitlockPM) December 3, 2017

42. Roy Moore lost.

43. A robot wrote us a new Harry Potter chapter.

44. An entire town on Long Island banded together to save a cat stuck in a tree.

45. Justin Bieber learned to dance.

46. Barack Obama played Santa for a group of adorable kids.

47. A group of astronauts made pizza in space:

48. Speaking of pizza, the Pope celebrated his birthday with an extremely long pie.

49. Bill Gates sent a Redditor an extremely cute 300-pound Pusheen pillow.

50. And finally, just for you, we figured out how to cheat at HQ. 

WATCH: Netflix is turning up the cheese-factor with these holiday originals

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Larry: My sons have finally gotten the week off and are coming to visit.

Hassel: Oh, I didn’t know you had kids! What do they do?

Larry: They work on the Battle Subway in Unova.

Rika: Wow, I heard the Battle Subway is a challenge even for other Elite Four members. They must be very talented!

Larry: *nods with a faint smile* They have worked very hard to get where they are now. I am very proud of them.

Hassel: *his eyes welling up* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That’s so beautiful!

*LATER*

Ingo: DAD! It is wonderful to see you!

Emmet: I am Emmet! We missed you!

Larry: I missed you too, kids. Come sit, my coworkers and me were just about to order some lu-

Hassel: Larry.

Larry: Yes?

Hassel: When you said your sons work on the Battle Subway… YOU DIDN’T MENTION THAT THEY WERE THE SUBWAY BOSSES THEMSELVES!

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Hassel: Hey, Larry, knock knock!

Larry: *sincerely* Come in?

Hassel: ...why do you hurt me this way?

Larry: *confused* What?