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Dog Leash for Large Dogs Blue
A good dog leash is essential for walking and running. The Pets like Dog Leash for Large Dogs Blue has several features that make it ideal for large dogs. The buckle is secure and the leash is made of strong, durable nylon webbing. It also has a seat belt insert. However, the seat belt insert does not appear to be very effective in preventing your dog from chewing the leash.
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grimmons doodles
#shys art â¨#rvb simmons#red vs blue#rvb#rvb grif#rvb grimmons#grimmons#dexter grif#richard simmons#if u see on Simmons dog tag he got a dog thingie by it to reference that dog he ate#also cause he's the large ugly dog as a man but lmao#also mlp grimmons cuz i love the designs still so much#their so silly
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Momma Ninian ân her lil guy.
#fire emblem#fire emblem binding blade#fire emblem blazing blade#FE6#fe7#ninian#roy#it would break my heart if Roy didn't have#some odd core memories of a large blue dog?#or maybe a horse?#years later he finds out its his mom
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hey guys uh. how bad does a dog bite have to be before you need to Tell Someone
#blue nipped me when i went into large#which. no big deal. he does that like every time#except this time it has been over an hour and hasnt gotten better#in fact it feels worse#so i went to check on it in the bathroom (its on my thigh and my work pants dont roll up that high)#its really really small but it is really gross looking#im probably being paranoid#bc ive heard that dogs have super dirty mouths and bites can get infected bad#although technically his mouth didnt come into contact with my leg. there was thick pant in between
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Please compliment Biscuit's doraemon cosplay: she worked really hard on it!
#i could dye her blue for halloween hehe#shortbread biscuit the scottish terrier#scotties#dogs#dogblr#doraemon#alt text#also i went onto the doraemon wikipedia before making this joke and did you know he was originally yellow??#but then mice chewed off his ears and it made him so sad he turned blue. wtf.#do not worry biscuit's ears are intact. she can defend herself against mice with her many large teeth and her genetic propensity for murder#she is simply hiding them because she likes to be silly
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iâve found two dead garter snakes in my backyard in the past week because my neighbors âoutdoor catâ is getting more adventurous and hopping fences đ great đ
#yeah no itâs totally safe and fine that your cat is comfortable hopping into a yard where two large and high prey drive dogs frequent#oh yea and itâs GREAT that sheâs killing native wildlife for sport#they were both really pretty too :( both of them were that bright blue/green color#ugh#keep your fucking cat inside
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recently ive been getting really sick of my neighbors i wish that i had a bunch of money so that i could buy up their houses and only let people i live live near me
#neighbors 1 used to be friends but theyre trumpies and also neglect and borderline abuse their dog#i like river hes not a bad dog but hes not trained well and is a very large and powerful dog and really really wants to kill my cats#and they just let him loose wander in the road wander into other peoples yards and hes trapped me and my mom outside because#he tries to force his way into our house if we try to go back inside of our house and i kinda dont want my cats guts splattered everywhere#neighbors 2 have a fenced in yard with a lab and a husky that they leave outside all of the time in their yard#as far as i know they dont have a dog house or even food and water out there and absolutely no toys and the dogs bark constntly#probably because theyre so bored outside in the hot weather usually without shade and no entertainment they bark at each other#or anyone in the yards of the neighboring houses or they bark at the door begging to be let back inside or bark at the windows#and theyre patriots too they got one of those huge skeletons last halloween and theyve kept it up ever since changing out the spotlight#for holidays which initially i really liked i thought it was funny but then for memorialday/july 4th they dressed in patriotically#and i hate america so . i hate them and how they neglect their dogs#neighbors 3 they are related to the one good neighbor BUT. theyre married (?) and they scream at each other arguing all of the time and#because of the geography of where we live it echos right to our house very loudly and it gives me anxiety and they have a kid or kids#who sometimes cry loudly because they scream yell at each other loudly i kinda hope they (not the kids) go to hell#neighbors 4 i . im not sure if theyre newer here but they also have dogs but so far theyve kept them on leashes i think?#except for that one time where their dog just. walked up to me. idk if they let the dog loose on purpose or if it was accidental#but recently me and my mom were outside messing with the garden and They are also a couple and were screaming at each other#also ! i love straight people đ please breakup or get a divorce or move away or go to hell youre fucking crazy people go to therapy#and then theres the people on super loud motorcycles or in super loud cars and then theres the other neighbors with the isra hell flag#and the other neighbors that i SUPER SUPER SUPER HATE and have hated for YEARS ecause i went to school with one and hes#racist as fuck i hope he dies or something. and because of them we dont even go down the road that way#they have free roaming animals that would go into the road and they run some ? atv repair or something out of their house and sometimes#completely occupy the whole road loading shit or something. like if you want stereotypical redneck assholes its them#and i hate all of these people so much. mutuals you should live here instead of them. its the blue ridge mountains its higher altitude#its pretty but sometimes it rains and causes something of a 'creek' to flow but were on a mountain so it flows down and away#and well sometimes the sewer smells really bad for some reason idk but like . its fine dont worry about it#and bears might drag your trashcans up the mountain but just dont leave food outside and they wont do that#we have a . shockingly beautiful ?? dumpster on the road too so its okay đ#dear lird i just scrolled up and thats a lot of words . o well
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Blu's favorite gift is probably this medium Jolly Ball. A happy boy!
#bluâ¤ď¸#dogs#he has a mini jolly and Jake's two old big Jollys that he adores#and he has a large apple-green that was purchased just for him a few years ago#but he still prefers the blue colored balls#I'll never know why#đ¤
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@junkheaded's yrsha bc he's CUTE
#friend OCs#yrsha#era: 2017#fun fact a few days ago i got absolutely toasted n watched a youtube documentary abt deep sea fish#and they showed what was essentially an immortal deep sea worm longer than a blue whale thought to be the longest animal alive#n i got simultaneously so excited abt horrible little creatures and viscerally terrified abt smthn that large and ancient but also forever#that i started shaking like a lil handbag dog
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5??? well I guess I must give you 5 songs!!!!!
You're just a copycat, but no one's buying that / Up on the discount rack, right at the back of TJ Maxx -- "Honey" by Kesha
I could cut a thousand roses / Show you that I'm all torn up inside -- "Go Find Yourself or Whatever" by Carly Rae Jepsen
You're a winter bitch but summer's in your blood / You can't help but become the sun -- "True Blue" by boygenius
Do you really want to know where I was April 29th? / Do I really have to tell you how he brought me back to life? -- "High Infidelity" by tswift
I miss it high / How it dulled the error and the beauty / And now I see everything in startling intensity -- "Faith Healer" by Julien Baker
put a "â" in my ask box and I'll shuffle my music player and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.
#gfyow is carly's joni track on her upbeat pop album#like the rest of it is so bubbly and this is like her laurel canyon number i adore it#so much of true blue is like 'she's singing about me!' born in the summer of 95 that's MEEEEEEEE#spotify on repeat knew it was you jo so it gave me high infidelity#i gave my big brother an lp of little oblivions for xmas bc i know he loves julien but I didn't really know her outside of boygenius#and then i checked out both her albums and now i can't stop listening they are DEVASTATING#also i think i want to marry her#started listening to julien baker and my gay quotient went up like a thousand#jo since i am now rambling in these tags and bc you get me i'll tell you#my best friend who is also a boygenius girl (and a swiftie) texted me the other day like#'i want to gatekeep boygenius from these swiftie tiktokkers'#and while we've both discussed at length the concept of gatekeeping and are largely against i was like 'i get it'#and i said#that it is because#boygenius could do bad blood but taylor could never do me and my dog#and boygenius could do cruel summer but taylor could never do salt in the wound#and I'm RIGHT#annyways#i love you i love sharing music with you xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo#â¨song recsâ¨
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HELLO! HELLO I NEED sOMEONE TO TALK WITH ME ABOUT WEREWOLF!GOJO
#the large white wolf creature with the brightest blue eyes that almost seem to glow and his teeth are sharp dangerous#but he presses his big ass face against your window with the SADDEST puppy dog eyes because he just wants to cuddle#and then imagining the moment when this big beast youâve been taking care of turns into this handsome tall creature of a man#I need to PURGE THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM#e babbles#gojo đŠľ
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Dog Leash for Large Dogs Blue
A good dog leash is essential for walking and running. The Pets like Dog Leash for Large Dogs Blue has several features that make it ideal for large dogs. The buckle is secure and the leash is made of strong, durable nylon webbing. It also has a seat belt insert. However, the seat belt insert does not appear to be very effective in preventing your dog from chewing the leash.
 For more details Contact @9845994396
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Does it come in "small feral" (and also blue)?
I already got an owner lined up, I don't need to "fit in their society". ^_^
Dragon HRT Part 5: 17 months - Final appointment (2)
that's a big healthy lizard!
Start - Prev - Next
#dragon#western dragon#Princess#Blue is objectively the best color#Size of a large dog#Adorable pet dragon
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this is love podcast is getting me againâŚâŚ.
#a recent ep i cant promise you forever#just wahâŚ..#if anyone cares i recommend the following eps highly:#ep âsomething large and wildâ (ep 2 i believe)#ep âblueâ#ep âhow to be aloneâ (<- this one changed my brain idk i think abt it a lot)#ep âthe town that stayed quietâ#ep âthe wolvesâ <- i also loveeee this one i relisten to it a lot#ep âcan i speak to davidâ is good too <3 funny plot twist in it#i recall liking âgrace and juliaâ#OH and sampson and baylor <- an ep abt a pair of dogs that makes me cry lol#not strictly a romantic love podcast its literally exploring all kinds of love i rly recommend it ^_^
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kinktober day two ⢠accidental stimulation
aka: melting
steve harrington x fem!reader
kinktober masterlist
cw: 18+, minors dni, dry humping, public sex (kind of), slight humiliation, p in v
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Scoops Ahoy! is the bane of your existence. Shilling ice cream for bratty kids and old classmates is a real pain in the ass. Especially on days like today, when you have to work with Steve instead of Robin. Steveâs annoying, always has been. You were once paired up with him for a biology project in high school and he didnât do a goddamn thing but took credit and youâve been holding onto that grudge for years. At the time, Steve treated you like the dog shit under his shoe but times have changed.
Youâd sprouted tits and actually learned how to take care of yourselfâ how to wear makeup and style your hair. Itâs landed you in a weird spot with Harrington. He hits on repeatedly, almost on the hour during hour six hour shifts. Maybe if heâd hadnât been such a dick to you in high school, youâd consider it because letâs face it; Steve Harrington is a babe. A stupid, arrogant babe. Itâs kind of fun, turning him down. Feels like youâve won something. Even though, you ponder what would happen if you gave into his incessant flirting.
However, today, you wanna sock him right in his beautiful face. Heâs been incredibly annoying, complaining how he hasnât felt the touch of a woman since Nancy and how the uniform really isnât helping his case. Youâd beg to differ. He unfortunately looks⌠attractive in it. But heâs fallen off the social ladder and thatâs why the girls reject him.
Itâs closing time, youâre bent over into the drop ins. Covering the big gallons of ice cream when Harrington tries to sneak behind you to close up the topping bar. His crotch grazes your ass and he freezes. Pathetically, makes a shocked noise and presses his hand against the small of your back.
âWhat are you doing?â you ask, voice echoing inside the drop-in freezer.
Steve doesnât move, keeps his crotch firmly pressed against your ass and even rolls his hips. You can feel his cock hardening behind his polyester shorts and your eyes widen. Why the fuck isnât he moving? And worse, how did he get hard just from barely grazing against you? Heâs really down bad.
You try to look back at him but then heâs grabbing your hips, rolls his again and you stare stunned down at the tub of U.S.S Butterscotch.
He jolts back, you can hear his body making contact with the counter behind him as he exclaims, âIt was an accident! I didnât mean toâŚâ
You pull your head out of the freezer and turn to him, a sly smile spreading across your lips, âDid that make you hard?â
âNo,â he lies but the proof is staring you in the face, those little blue shorts doing nothing to help him hide it.
You laugh, soft and shocked and fine, okayâ flattered.
âWow,â you exhale, âI didnât realize it was that dire.â
âShut up,â he shakes his head and tries to look nonchalant, but his cheeks are red, âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
Another laugh, your eyes trained on his erection straining through his uniform and then he moves his hands to cover it. His eyes everywhere but on you. You hum, pout and tilt your head, âYouâre not as suave as you think.â
He swallows hard, âI need to, close the topping station⌠I uhââ
âYeah⌠and I need to finish covering the ice cream. Iâm gonna bend back over and do thatâŚâ you tell him, feeling bold because well, itâs been a long time for you to and you canât deny you enjoyed the feeling of him against you. âIf I feel something⌠Iâm just gonna keep doing what Iâm doing.â
You spin back around and get back to covering the tubs. Steveâs not as stupid as you thought, because when you duck back into the freezer, his crotch is pressed against your ass again. His large hands wrap around your hips, holding you steady.
Thank god you guys were behind tonight. The mall has to be empty, gates all closed and the whole food court is quiet. You wiggle back against him and Steve lets out a sound you hate to admit is pretty.
Keeping true to your word, you act as if nothing is happening as you cover all the tub while Steve grinds against you from behind. And you let him. Welcome it, actually. Feel pretty because of it. You even grind back against him, feeling your thighs heat up. This is dangerous yet it feels like maybe it was bound to happen. A part of you thinks that maybe if you give Steve this, heâll stop being so insufferable. Like he needs to have this kind of interaction with a woman in order to stop seeking it out so desperately. You want to give Steve what he wantsâ what heâs been begging for for months.
The pair of you keep grinding into each other for a while. Until you start to feel uncomfortable from the coldness of the freezer. So you pull yourself out of it. Move over to the register and bend over the counter. Steve follows you, presses himself up against your ass again and drags his hands down your back.
So you reach behind you, pull the skirt of your uniform up and then push your underwear down your thighs.
âFuck,â Steve exhales as he watches and you can hear him undoing his shorts and shoving them down. âIâve had dreams like this.â
Yeah, thatâs a big inflation to your ego. And you canât help but admit, âMe too.â
Steve groans lowly, brings his fingers to your cunt and rubs them up through your folds. He scissors your clit and then brings them back down, circling around your entrance. âIâm kind of big, I should probably get you ready,â he says and sinks two fingers into your pussy.
You gasp and moan, rolling your hips back on his fingers. Part of you wants to look back, see if heâs exaggerating but from what you could see in his shorts, you donât think he is. Steve thrusts his fingers in and out of you slowly, spreads them while theyâre deep inside and you have to bite your lip to keep quiet. Youâre sure youâre alone in this mall, aside from the security guards but they donât hang around the food court this time of night. Better be safe, though.
âYou dream about me?â you ask, voice shaky.
âAll the time,â Steve breathes out, pulling his fingers out but circles the tips of them along your hole. âDidnât know itâd be so easy like this.â
You giggle, pushing your ass back against him as you tell him, âMe either. Youâre a pain in my ass, but you are cute.â
âAm I?â he asks, leaning over you and kissing against your neck just as he slides his fingers back inside you.
A groan pours from you as you close your eyes, âShut up, Harrington, you know youâre hot.â
He licks your jaw, then nips at it gently before pressing his lips against your ear, âI know I am. I didnât know you thought so, too.â
God, you wish you could see his faceâ to remind you how much you really think so. You know heâs still wearing that dumb sailor hat he hates so much and you havenât had the guts to tell him he looks cute in it. He adds a third finger and the stretch of it has you crying out. Steve fucking tsks, tells you, âJust wait until I get my cock inside you.â
âDo it,â you plead, pushing your ass back against him desperately.
He nips at your jaw again, fingers leaving you abruptly as he grips his cock and guides his tip towards your hole. Once you feel it prodding, you inhale sharply. He slips the tip in, stretching you beautifullyâ almost has you in tears but he goes slow. Allows you to adjust to every inch as he mouths at your jaw and neck.
You feel like you're melting, hands gripping the counter as he sheathes himself inside you to the hilt. Heâs completely inside you, hands clinging onto your hips as your walls grip and pulse around his cock.
âOh, fuck,â you whine out, âYouâre so fucking big.â
He groans, right against your ear and mumbles, âI told youâŚâ
Everything is fuzzy. Scoops Ahoy! doesnât exist. Youâre in space with Steveâs impressive cock buried inside you, not in the mall where thereâs a potential to be seen. He thrusts forward hard and deep, making you yelp. He grabs your jaw, turns your face towards him and kisses you sloppily, silencing your involuntary noises. He tastes sweet, like the maraschino cherries he snacks on. You wonder if you taste like the ice cream sundae he made you for your break. You try to think about when he slid it to you and said he made it with love. Which is easy to forget as he rolls his hips, cock dragging against your sensitive walls.
âYouâre so tight,â he babbles out.
You reply with, âyouâre so bigâŚâ
âFeel good, yeah? Me stretching you out?â
âSo⌠fucking⌠good,â you give in, gasping into the sideways kiss as he delivers a hard and deep thrust.
Steveâs hands reach around, cupping your breasts over your uniform and you wish you werenât at workâ but somewhere where he could feel you up, completely exposed. This will have to do, though. He kisses your neck sloppily, repetitively across the expanse of it that his lips can reach. Small, quiet moans falling past your lips, hopefully muffled by the tinny speakers playing easy listening throughout the mall.
âOh, god, SteveâŚâ you whine, hips jutting into the counter from the force of his thrusts.
His hands knead against your chest as he presses his face against the crook of your neck and breathes, rugged and heavy. He picks up his pace a bit more and you know heâs close, so you shove your hand down between you and the counter. Get your fingers pressed to your clit and rub circles, mirroring the rhythm of Steveâs thrusts. The feeling of his breath against your neck is surprisingly pleasant. You focus hard on reaching your climax, luckily getting there before Steve. Unfortunately, you canât keep your volume under control as you moan. Feel too good to really care, even. Steve whines from the sound, pulling out of you quick and then you feel thick, hot ropes of cum landing on your exposed ass.
Then the pair of you stay still, awkwardlyâ just panting. You turn your head to look back at him as he uses his apron to clean the mess on your skin. It makes you laugh, which causes Steve to smile and laugh. Heâs got his shorts back up and he moves to pull your underwear up. Then you turn and look at him. He chews his bottom lip, staring back at you.
âI uh, forgot to ask you earlier but, could you give me a ride home tonight?â you ask, cheeks red in embarrassment.
âOh, yeah, for sure,â he nods, looking as awkward as you feel.
You grab onto the collar of his uniform and suggest, âMaybe we could hang out at your place for a bit, first?â
Steve grins, gorgeous white teeth on display and he puts his hands on your hips, leans down and says, âYeah, that could be fun.â before he plants a kiss on your lips.
#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington x you#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x fem!reader#steve harrington x y/n smut#steve harrington x fem
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US Presidents as Dril Tweets
George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"
John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!
Martin Van Buren: Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good
John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom
Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...
Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,
James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now
Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark
Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site
Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!
Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer
Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me
Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud
Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this âeuropeâ but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume
Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"
Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my âtrollsâ, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right
Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again
Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT
Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,
Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree
Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm
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