when jane austen said “I am half agony, half hope” and when the lumineers said “half of me is ocean, half of me is sky”
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Fact checking Michael Afton’s Sister Location monologue
Key:
✅ Entirely or mostly true.
⚠️ True enough but with a technicality
❌ Almost entirely or entirely false
This speech is very funny to me, because it’s very cool but also what is he talking about? And who is he talking to? Like is he on the phone or…just yapping to himself? Anyway enjoy.
Father… ⚠️ He ends this speech with “I’m going to come find you.” So he’s obviously not face to face with William here. And he probably isn’t on the phone with him because there isn’t widespread cellphone usage so he’d need to call a landline? But this is definitely addressed to his father
It’s me, Michael. ✅ Yes it is.
I did it. I found it. ⚠️ Well… he found it in the way that he followed instructions on how to get there, but he was told where to go. He didn’t have to look. This is a place of business, other people work there too.
It was right where you said it would be. ✅ this line makes him “finding” the bunker a little silly, but he was given instructions on how to get there, why else would he say this
They were all there ❌ Evan is missing. So is Charlie.
They didn’t recognize me at first ⚠️ Baby does tell him that she doesn’t recognize him, but I am 100% convinced that she did so I’m marking it as a maybe. He’s not lying on purpose, I think he’s just dumb.
But then, they thought I was you…❌ Why does he think this? They don’t think that he’s William. Nobody ever says anything to suggest this at all. They clearly just are attacking people, they killed those two technicians also.
And I found her. ⚠️ Again, she was just there? You didn’t really. Like other people also knew where she was, she wasn’t hiding.
I put her back together, ❌ Lmao she put herself back together you were more of a vessel. You didn’t do shit, man.
just like you asked me to. ✅ I bet he did.
She’s free now. ✅ Yes she is. Running around in the sewers and living her best life.
But something is wrong with me, I should be dead. But I’m not. ✅ Also true. He is so gross now. Zombie ass.
I’ve been living in shadows. ✅ Lmao.
There is only one thing left for me to do now.⚠️ I mean yeah, like this is mostly true but he could probably do other stuff and I’m an asshole.
I’m going to come find you. ⚠️ Flagging this one because he doesn’t do a very good job. Took him 30 years and he didn’t even really do it, the guys at Fazbear’s Fright did. He was just there.
I love this speech so much. What is he on about??? I’m so serious. And I know I was an asshole with my technicalities but this is his one set of lines and they’re fucking silly. Also PJ Heyword (Michael’s VA. Though for some reason he’s credited as “Misc” or something in the actual game?? He voices Michael and William Afton, at least credit him with “Mr. Afton” and “Michael” because they’re both named in game as that) EATS this up. No crumbs. And his sad delivery of these lines and also his like laugh thing he does at some point are very cool. Boyfailurecore. But I think about this speech so much it’s started to not make sense to me anymore.
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ok guys this is what i’m planning to get out of the 2025 hobonichi collection ! first up, A6 page per day format with the Crescent moon delivery
as for the covers:
can’t decide between these four but esp the first 3😭 they’re all so cuteee, although i think the second one matches the vibe of the actual diary more tho
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