#LOOOOOOORD I LOVE ‘IM

[tuff-and-fluff-archives]

YA EVER SEE A MAN SO BEAUTIFUL YOU START CRYING 😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭

[dyketectivecomics]

I did NOT want to wake up this morning to Batanna feelings and yet

Here I am 😭😭😭😭😭

[olakige]

vent bc i love my wife !!!!!!!

[footballffbarbiex]

wait, hold on a minute, i just saw that pic, you like blue hair Grizi? i always loved his blue highlight but i never find anyone who agrees 😂 my favorite was when his hair was longer and freshly dyed, there was this photo of him arriving at Clairefontaine with platinum blonde, blue streak, and a colorful jacket (which i can describe exactly but cant insert since im on mobile 😅) now im curious, what hair color do you like best on him? 👀

Ok but I know exactly what photo you're on about and looooooord does it leave me weak.

the blue is probably one of my favourites. there was just something about it. i loved the natural light soft fluffiness that he had when he got married.

this and this is probably one of my favourite looks and that's why I HAD to gif that particular interview.

this shoot was everything.

[killian-whump]

Okay, since you need some whumpy asks: what's your take on whump in westerns? Since this maaaay be significant, what kind of whump do you think we have to look forward to, or at least fantasize about? I'm betting there's lots of rope. And possibly whips.

Okay, lemme talk to you guys about WESTERNS because they’re actually super duper important in the history of whump!

Waaaaaaay back in the days before whump, people who appreciated men in peril used to enjoy what they called ‘get’ books and films. It was short for “Get ‘im!” which was frequently what the bad guys would shout before they all took off after the protagonist for some good ol’ fashioned whumpin’.

‘Get’ books were often pulp fiction novels - hard-boiled PI stories, westerns, science fiction or adventure tales in exotic places. ‘Get’ movies and shows, however, were most often westerns. That’s why, if you check out a site like RoperMike’s Guys in Trouble, you’ll find a lot of the earlier content contains a high percentage of westerns.

In fact, tying guys up is more or less a trope in westerns. Somebody, somewhere, usually does get tied up in those things. I think it’s partly due to the convenience of rope - every cowboy seemed to have some on him, so why not use it? There’s also the lawlessness of the era, with everybody being their own judge, jury and executioner. And, of course, there’s something to be said for the fact that once they got away with it and people enjoyed it… Well, they’re gonna keep right on doing it as often as possible ;)

So! Westerns have a loooong and glorious history as being full of what we now call WHUMP! As for the kinds of whump… You’re right about the rope! Westerns always have a lot of rope bondage and rope whump. Lots of tying people up, hangings, forcing people to keep pace walking behind a horse, tying people to railroad tracks, tying people to stakes and abandoning them to the elements… all kinds of primitive bondage and whump scenarios to enjoy. There’s also a lot of cleave gags and over the mouth gags in westerns, too. Bandanas, like rope, were everywhere in the west - and cowboys liked to use ‘em!

Old school westerns often relied on the bondage alone as the “height” of the peril a cowboy would face. Back in those days, violence wasn’t depicted as graphically - or as often - as it is these days. Whips were around, yes… but there’s also a lot of horse and cow related whump. Like rope, branding irons were as common as mud - and many a tied up cowboy was threatened with one! There was also the common punishment of being dragged behind a running horse. And, of course, there were plenty of hangings and gunshot wounds.

Older westerns would also employ all sorts of “Indian Savage” stereotypes that provided a lot of more barbaric whump tropes, like scalpings, ritualistic torture, skinning, or other “inhumane” violence. You’re not going to see this done the same way in modern westerns, of course, but older westerns were more interested in the shock value of painting Native Americans as savage monsters than in presenting a realistic portrayal of a proud people defending their land from interlopers. Obviously, that wouldn’t pass muster today.

So what CAN we hope for if Colin’s in a western? Well… I gotta be honest with ya. If he’s in a Dolly Parton TV film about one of her songs… probably not a lot XD I mean, most of her songs are about love and loss and relationships and not, you know, cowboys tying each other up and playing with red hot pokers. I mean, I reeeeeally don’t have high hopes if that’s the western Colin’s in ;)

Still, you never know! I mean, where there’s a western, there’s rope - and where there’s rope, there’s a chance someone will get tied up in it. We could also get some cute quasi-bondage, like maybe the heroine lassoing herself a stud. We could also get some hot outlaw action with some old timey shackles or a jail cell. We’re also guaranteed some hot, dusty atmosphere - which makes for hot, dusty actors. Mmmmmmmm, dirty Colin. And, of course, swagger. Cowboy boots. Southern drawl. Butt double. LOOOOOOORD HAVE MERCY.

So the whumpcast for this isn’t looking so great at the moment, but the weather forecast is calling for a HOT, HOT, HOT time ahead, anyway ;)

[ryekamasaki]

what if you compromise and write, but don't exist for a lil while? you could be...wait for it...a ghostwriter

oh. my. lord. oh my LOOOOOOORD. nonny. nonny you have to tell me who you are, i love you. i want to hug you. this has made my NIGHT, oh my fish. please. accept my undying love. a GHOSTWRITER. i cant. im so. im in awe. this is the most wonderful thing. im never going to forget this.

thank you. (also i wish not existing was that easy but *shrugs*) im gonna think of this every time though. *squishy hugs for nonny*

[baek-byunies]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM MELTING 🙂

“You turned to face him fully, taking in his nervous expression. His round cheeks, soft eyes, his red, curly hair that was trying its hardest to be straight. His big, pointy ears that stood out from the rest of him. The hoodie halfway pulled onto his head. His nose that was just the right slope that made you want to place a soft kiss onto the top of it.” ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW zeE, HOW CAN YOU WRIte soMETHING LIKE THAT HUH????? DO YOU EVEN CARE ABT ME??? AM I A JOKE TO YOU???? this is not okay im not fucking o k a y this might the be the sweetest thing i’ve read oh my god they’re so annoyingly in love THE I WANT TO BE YOUR DUMMY PART fucking CHRIST the way hes showering her face with kisses i WANNA FUCKING DIE LOOOOOOORD PLEASE TAKE MY SOOOOUL this is so GOOD AND CUTE AND LOVELY AND FUNNY AND THIS IS SO YOU LIKE I CAN FEEL YOU THROUGH THIS ZEE UGH i love you i love your writing im so overwhelmed i need a break

obvious; chanyeol

pairing; park chanyeol x reader

word count; 2.3k

genre; fluff, friends to lovers

summary; your best friend brings you takeout

a/n; tagging @baek-byunies and @mayrubyy! 

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