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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️‍🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins #Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan #one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that #she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here #he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass #he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen #jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You #but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles #Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey

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adriartts · 1 year ago

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hes always out pouting in the sheepyards

#original #me when im a bitch. (hes a bitch)#idk idk i got boredddddd i looked at pictures of sheep. julian time #i like this design better than before. the sash and the shawl are nice and his hair needed to be a lil messier #used a different brush than usual. i like eet it looks softer #the fuckin. funny to me. the sheep is sitting there like :3 meanwhile julian is seething about some bullshit probably #why are u so PISSYYYYYYY. bitch ass. hes dumb i like him #oc #Julian Dae #ocs

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naturalhawktuah · 16 days ago

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Genuine question... Was he trying to do the Kubrick stare? Or is he just mega retarded

#goddamn eric harris u ugly af thats why they bullied your bitch ass #You DO NOT look cool #columbine 1999 #eric columbine #true cringe community #tcc columbine #teeceecee #dylan columbine #eric 1999 #eric and dylan

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kristoffs-lullaby · 3 months ago

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Jealousy, Jealousy

#friend jealousy is a BITCH and i think kei would definitely suffer from it #he made one (1) friend in elementary school and decided it was enough for one lifetime #but now theyre in HS and tadashi is a lot more out of his shell than he previously was and oh look :) now hes making more friends #i just KNOW it eats kei up. watching his best friend laugh with other people.#i think this would be the first time too which is why its a particularly big blow like #for so long its been him and tadashi that this was never a concern #so now he doesnt know how to manage this ugly emotion #definitely see him get snappier with hinata and kageyana #goes unnoticed tho because he usually tends to be an ass to them anyway #Man.#SIGH.#this came to me in a vision and i made myself upset so LOL. Releases this to the wild yaay…#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #queerplatonic if you understand the workd #tsukkiyama #hq #lots to the read in the tags lol sorry…

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tomatoart · 1 year ago

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coffee cheetos chicken

#jerma985 fanart #jercula #jerma985 #ster #jerma #sterlovesfood #can his bitch ass get a fanbase. or a tag that works. thanks #my favorites :) also I’m in Vegas RIGHT NOW and I’m not at the nyp show… the world works in mysterious ways #i was at wwwy fest and it was so much fun :) my first music thing ever and it was so cool and it was w my best friends one of which is our #first irl meet up after over 6 yrs:D no one cares I just wanna say it whatever anywyas ily all have a good day jerma was so fine last night #also I hate how this looks but I need to post jerma jerma jerma my autism yay ok bye

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the-woman-upstairs · 5 months ago

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You’re laughing. Armand made himself a fledgling with more swag, a sharper mind, and bigger fangs than him and you’re laughing.

#interview with the vampire #devil’s minion #daniel molloy #armand #once again armand…congratulations you played yourself #on one hand…i want armand consumed with lust and driven to the edge of insanity by how much he’s denying himself that hot piece of ass #on the other…i want him to parade daniel around and show him off to all the other vampires #’look at MY fledgling isn’t he a PERFECT vampire? got it exactly right on my FIRST try can you believe it?’#no wonder he hit it and quit it that’s too much for armand to handle full time #i want Daniel to be the smuggest son of a bitch in the world to armand #he’s running wild and acting out and flaunting what he’s got while armand quietly seethes in a potent mix of lust and anger #their scenes together will be GLORIOUS next season

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that1notetaker · 8 months ago

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The ringmaster and the amphitheater. The chessboard and the player. Round and round they go.

#THE SILLIES. but also they have DEPTH. Which is INTERESTING #The circus man and the circus tent #theyre the circus duo #two ass CLOWNS is what they are #I find their dynamic very compelling. Its like #Lucifer is the devil from the BIBLE. yet Alastor gets offended by the unfairness of their power dynamic #MY MAN YOU WERE A RADIO HOST WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE #WHEN DID YOUR BAR GET TO THE FUCKING CEILING #Anyways. theyre fun. they have some fun things in common but theyd never admit to it. theyd be the friend to go bitch about someone #also im all for a qpr with these two #theyre so funny. imagine them as roomates #my art #art post #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #I wonder if somewhere down in hell the actual lucifer is looking up at us judgementally #i wonder what would happen if I showed a priest from thousands years ago this content and go: yeah this is how the bible looks now #doodles #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel alastor

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eleccy · 9 months ago

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c'mere for a second, i need for you to look at this.

Yes, there he be. But I want you to notice something about this cell.

There's no bed. Y'know? No room for one.

But that table, the one the roses are on? That looks like it could be a night table. It's got flowers and a photo frame on it. That's almost certainly a nightstand. I don't see how it could be anything else.

He has to have a bed in there, right?

We're seeing this image from Phoenix's perspective.

So in case you haven't noticed it yet, let me spell it out for you.

Phoenix is sitting on Kristoph's bed.

Is that not the only possible place it could be in this cell? Do you want to tell me I'm wrong about this? Think it over first.

#krisnix #kristoph gavin #phoenix wright #aa4 #AND THEY FUCKED IN THERE ok im gonna stop.#WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE SITTING ON HIS BED THATS HIS BED #dont give me some bullshit hes sitting in a chair.#WE CAN SEE THE CHAIR. THATS THE ONLY CHAIR IN THE ROOM #WHY WOULD HE HAVE TWO CHAIRS WITH TWO TABLES BITCH. THATS HIS BED.#phoenix youre going to muss the sheets.#if the bed looks anything like the rest of the furniture its probably a four poster canopy feather bed #1000 thread count sheets and feather pillows and all that shit #phoenix wright is sitting on kristoph's bed. intimacy #i noticed this a long ass time ago #thought surely i posted this before now

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majimasleftasscheek · 3 months ago

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chocobo studios 0jima finally arrived 🥰

#the detail is incredible #they really captured that 'another bitch ass customer just walked in' look #I really hope they make 0!kiryu I can't have jeemers all alone 😩#rgg merch

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amymbona · 3 months ago

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Probably the nastiest shot from the whole movie

#looking him up like that... NASTY #scratching the wood with his nails... NASTY #puckered lips... NASTY #the towel... NASTY #that oiled up fucking body... NASTY #he's such a bitch tbh but I love him #fuck his ass (Art's)#challengers #patrick zweig #art donaldson

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atopvisenyashill · 4 months ago

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my opinion on “does joffrey know about the incest” is that he honestly genuinely does not suspect a god damn thing UNTIL the big blow up when his father dies. the combo of ned doing All Of That when he’d previously been so politically inactive + stannis AND renly crowning themselves is all the confirmation he needs for all the weird shit he’s seen throughout his life to click into place but what EYE think clicks into place is “oh this bitch SEDUCED my WEAK and INNOCENT MOTHER from my AMAZING father????” and from then on he’s praying robb kills jaime before the war ends.

#joffrey baratheon #do i think he’s ACTIVELY trying to get jaime killed? no he’s not smart enough for that kind of subterfuge. see: the sloppy ass catspaw #and i also think his violent outbursts ARE outbursts he’s not preplanning to torture sansa he’s just mad & sees her as an outlet #but like. is he sitting there afterwards like ‘what does a bitch gotta do to get a hated hostage executed come ON’#i DO think there’s a tiny bit of that feeling. i think if he had been alive when jaime got back there would have been some PROBLEMS.#it’s not even just that he resents jaime for making him a bastard & not robert’s son. it’s that now that he KNOWS he’s like ‘we look exactl #the fucjing same why is he still HERE everyone’s gonna KNOW’#getting on my soap box

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simaraknows · 5 months ago

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i see your "'does he want to lick my boots or chop off my hands' is a Nicki reference" and raise you "what if Armand's relationship with sex is so fucked that his two modi are total submission and 'don't touch me or I'll chop off your hands' and Louis is still clowning on his trauma" in this essay I will

#I'm not getting involved in the iwtv TV discourse I didn't avoid the ascended astarion drama to get sucked into this #So don't come at me with any of that 'who is the real villain' stuff please #They are all evil and they are all traumatized and I love all of them deeply #Armand #louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #iwtv s2 #Iwtv s02e05 #the vampire armand #louis iwtv #I am both aghast and fascinated by the fact that Louis called Armand a groomed bitch because holy shit Louis my girl #There's a dynamic TM here and I want to study it under a microscope #Just two traumatized bottoms traumatizing each other even further #I really hope they'll address how badly Louis handles Armand's trauma tho cause it's so cold #Look at me going I don't want to be part of the discourse and then writing a whole ass paper in the tags #loumand #interview with the vampire

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pinksiames · 6 months ago

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Can we get some commotion for the black hair?!

#it actually lives rent free in my brain #constantly #I hate him for it #(no I don’t)#it’s criminal how good he looks #get that bitch back in black hair #I’d let him carry my babies #get his ass pregnant with the black hair #austin butler #mota #dune part two #gale cleven #feyd rautha

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mrmeepsmadmind · 19 days ago

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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!

#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat #or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt #anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears #like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom #his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair #cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing #tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms #i mean come on it's a given #except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby #megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you #megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor #which is rlly cool #they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal #which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing #but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama #and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious #dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave #transformers #maccadam #tf #tf es #tf earthspark #arcee

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spitinsideme · 3 months ago

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Goth realized the bimbo has sharp teeth XD

OH SO REAL FLR THAT !! bimbo pomni has the BIGGEST and SHARPEAT teeth thwyre kind of funky i love her and goth ragatba LOVES those teeth .. teust me ... ahe enjkys them thoroughlt ..

#pomni x ragatha #buttonblossom #ragapom #jesterdoll #the amazing digital circus #ragatha x pomni #goth x bimbo #bimbo x goth #i actually aas inspirwd to draw this when j saw a butch wolverine cosplay and the teeth looked reallu cool #i saw it and went WOAH !! HOSE TEETH !! I NEED TL DRAW THEM NOW !!!#i love sharp teeth that are wonky #amyways bimbo pomni has the teeh of a carnkbore clearlh #crazh ass bitch i llve her #goth ragayna lkves her too #vay ass

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planetvries · 2 months ago

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I just know these two saw each other from the best angles.

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