#LOOK AT ICHABOD he's so funny

[heatherfield]

Lucretia, you've been here, like, a hundred times. The exits have remained the same. Also, it's just you and one other trivia team. Every trivia night.

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story, Episode 2 “The Ghosts in the Graveyard” [x]

Bonus:

[riptide-hiatus-countdown]

Update

For those who do not have the patreon, Grizzly released an update video on the status of Riptide. He spoke about working with a writing coach named Mariana (not qsmp) who is helping him with diverse characters, sensitivity checks, and world building.

When Riptide returns Grizzly said they were going to run Jay’s solo session first. He also teased the possibility of upping the quality by using maps and getting together more however it would most likely just stay as it was. They also spoke about bonus material like a recap however that would not come out for a while.

The release date of Riptide has also changed due to behind the scenes complications and to make way for wonderlust. It is said that it is looking more towards early August when recordings and uploads would start again.

In the meantime there are some things you can look forward to to fill that Riptide shaped hole in your heart. The first being Wonderlust. Wonderlust is a new JRWI campaign that is run by Bizly. It’s out and free to watch on youtube and spotify. Another patreon exclusive is a short campaign run by Grizzly featuring Milo Mumbles in place of Charlie as he is busy. If you don’t know Milo she ran a channel with Bizly called Spittake and whether or not you can watch Spittake to see some funny Bebo moments and get to see Milo absolutely dunk on said Bebo. Another lesser known campaign Grizzly didn’t mention is he is in the midst of a non-JRWI called Shadows Over Welde which is streamed live on twitch channel AlphaAniki. It is run by Jonah Scott the person who played Ichabod as a guest character a while back. It already has a few episodes released and for those interested Grizzly plays a representative of the reformed church of lolth called Zephrael so if you like religious themes I would definitely recommend checking it out.

In terms of this blog, as there is no confirmed date I am going to move the timers to continually be moving the timer back later and later, based on speculation, until we get a confirmed date so the date is not completely accurate and more of a way to see how much time has passed.

Don’t worry I miss Riptide too. But it ain’t lastin forever.

[nifreti-ii]

(ya get two versions , gray scale and color lol)

Spoilers for the rewrite

Crowe was done dirty I can’t-

So funny story, I thought Crowe’s Last name was Ichorbod for a LONG time. It wasn’t until I wanted to look up his height did I realize it was ichabod. Kinda scrapped the drawing idea after that since I thought it didn’t make sense… BUT then I played the rewrite. Titan, Olympus, gods… gods blood is gold… ichor… it was perfect. Adding the bonus that Crowe is 100% rich and his family has connections BAM here we are :>

I thought I was gonna find him beaten up, NOT DEAD. Like no! My husband is dead?!?! I gasped and just kept going “sol you fucked up wtf”. Like damn okay, way too much emotional whiplash T-T 

    I kinda liked Crowe before but now- I REALLY like him… don’t tell Sol. im just gushing at this mf wanting to pinch his cheeks cause he’s so cute. 

Check out my Masterlist for my art and (limited) writing! :,)

[radiojamming]

Hi welcome to the niche interest hut where I talk about extremely funny but underutilized canon for The Legend of Sleepy Hollow that never gets spoken of in fanworks or adjacent stories:

There are other ghosts hanging around Sleepy Hollow and they all hate the Headless Horseman (or think he's annoying)

The ghost of Ichabod Crane's terrible singing voice supposedly still haunts the woods

A plausible explanation for the story is that everyone who lives in Sleepy Hollow is under an enchantment that makes them wildly hallucinate all the time

Another plausible explanation for the story is that everyone in Sleepy Hollow is just really, really Dutch

There's a ghost lady nearby who screams every time the weather gets nasty and she's apparently a very reliable weather barometer

Ichabod spends several paragraphs fantasizing about food and has "the dilating powers of an anaconda"

The schoolhouse in Sleepy Hollow is designed like "a lobster trap", meaning everyone can get in but no one can leave

When the Headless Horseman's done scaring people to death, he apparently bails out of the scene by jumping over the trees

However, the narrator points out that the Headless Horseman who chased Ichabod Crane just so happened to ride a horse that looked like Brom Bones' horse, and just so happened to have Brom's exact build

Ichabod Crane supposedly dies in the end, but the worst possible ending for him is that he actually left Sleepy Hollow and became a lawyer

[cuubism]

So here's the link for one of @banjosandmoonlight's drabble: https://www.tumblr.com/tharkuun/707549340312502272

If the link isn't working here's the text:

"Hob never talks about it but on that fateful night Robyn died he was not the only dead man in the alley behind that tavern.

"By gods wounds I saw him twitch!"

"Shut up!" Tam hissed over his shoulder, panting with exertion. He wiped sweat off his forehead with his sleeve, then, satisfied, he stabbed the shovel into the ground.

"Isn't that too shallow?" asked his lackey again, watching concerned as Tam climbed out of the hole.

"What if the river floods again and washes them to the surface-"

"We won't be anywhere near by then," Tam said. "Come now, Ichabod, make yourself useful."

They dragged the younger in there first, into that pit of distinct shape in the middle of old Walter's wheatfields. Robyn Gadlen was a fair man even in death: his skin not bearing as much as a single scar, his hair black as night and soft with spicy oils - many said he did not bear much resemblance to his parents, that he was a changeling, mayhap some fairy with his sweet voice and sweeter words, his odd way with all animals, especially ravens.

'I have a fairy godfather,' Robyn said jokingly, whenever someone brought it up, not minding the odd looks he got.

For a strange creature he bled all too human and died like any man, Tam thought with grim satisfaction once Robyn fell with a dull thud onto the bottom of the pit, his neck, bent at an unnatural angle. It was almost too easy to hold him down, to snap his delicate, bird-like bones.

His father though, the old codger put up a decent fight for a fancy lordling: it took the five of them, Tam and four other boys to hold him down. Even when Ichabod ran him through his sword he fought like a wounded stag, his mean left hook more fit for a highwayman than some fancy ship merchant. When Tam grabbed his ankle to drag him to the grave he still felt the ghost of a pulse throbbing there.

"The fuck," he muttered.

He must have imagined it though for when he looked up Robert Gadlen was still carved up in the belly like a suckling pig in the autumn fair, his head hanging limp as Ichabod held him under his arms. Gadlen dropped into the pit with a heavy thud, landing on the top of his son's corpse. His eyes were wide open, the whites blood-shot around his iris. It must have been rigor mortis but he looked like he was smiling.

"Don't just stare, give me that bloody shovel!" Tam scoffed at Ichabod and, eventually, when he did not move, Tam grabbed it himself. He couldn't get a shovel's worth of soil back when lightning flashed across the sky and it started to rain.

"Tam," whispered Ichabod. "I have a bad feeling about this."

"You don't say, mate," Tam scoffed. "Hold my coat."

Oddly it took him more time to cover up the grave than to dig it. The soil felt unyielding like pure iron, the shovel heavy like a stone in his hand. Funny thing is, Tam almost felt relieved once it was all covered up. Just when he was about to turn to Ichabod, tell him to go home a caw stopped him. There, in the pouring rain a raven perched on top of the freshly turned ground.

"The bird of the devil!" Ichabod cried as the raven cawed once more then took off to disappear as quickly as it came.

"Come on, mate, let's go," Tam said, tense, spying the misty horizon. Suddenly, a fear in all children of things unknown in the dark was gnawing at him despite being a man of four-and-thirty.

By the time he made it to his house on the outskirts of the village Tam had almost forgotten about all that though, his thoughts too preoccupied with warm stew, women and all the fine things he would buy from old Gadlen's gold pouch ("It's ill fortune to take money from a dead man," Ichabod warned him. "Well, he doesn't need it anymore does he?" Tam shrugged, pocketing it away.)

Tam lit a candle in the small hut he called home. There were muddy footprints across the wooden floors, leading to the old armchair Tam got from his ol' pa, a highwayman himself. Maybe it was a trick of light, but it looked almost as if someone sat there, hunched in the dark corner.

"Dear boy," a voice rasped - ancient and full of gravel. "You really should have dug deeper.""

awesome thank you! i know at least one person was looking for it

I made this unrebloggable b/c I feel a little weird about being the root post for someone else's fic, esp when they deactivated, but hopefully people can bookmark if the readmore in the original post isn't working

[disregardcanon]

yellowjackets full names i made up on my drive today

Shauna Elise Shipman- already had this one. I just like it idk what to tell y'all. elise sounds pretty with shauna

Jacqueline Kennedy Taylor- i'm sorry, but with jackie's parents? she was clearly named for jackie kennedy and i feel like they WOULD go that far.

Laura Lee- she doesn't have a middle name. her parents just gave her a first and last so that when she gets married to a man she can be Laura Lee Husband's-Last-Name.

Natalie Antonia Scatorccio- i don't remember which fic it was that used this one for "something catholic" but i love it. very pretty will keep

Misty Ann Quigley- it just feels like something that would be RIGHT for misty. something very generic that doesn't quite fit but isn't bad.

Vanessa Irene Palmer- I like the sound of it and i do feel like when van was born her mom would have been the type to think "VIP" as initials is really funny.

Taissa Nadine Turner- this one was also chosen for the initials because i feel like taivan both having that is cute. tai's initials are TNT and Nadine both sounds good with with other two and means "hope" which i feel like would fit with both her parents' dreams for her and taissa's personality. the girl just keeps going

Benjamin David Scott- i like the sound of it and it would be fun for his middle name to match a queer icon: david bowie

Akilah Nicole King- nicole means victory, which i think would be tragic with akilah who's trying so hard to keep going but we know won't make it. and king just sounds really good with akilah AND is a common name across the board

Mari Gabriella Flores- middle name is from the angel gabriel that declared to mary that she was gonna have a baby because mari "i hope that shauna doesn't die" being named after gabriel is PEAK comedy to me. also flores is one of my favorite hispanic last names and i want to give her flowers. on account of the pit

Genesis Stevie Kondo- okay look, i know a person named after genesis the band and the idea of gen being named after genesis the band AND stevie nicks is entertaining to me. also marie kondo and getting rid of stuff with care and kindness and poor gen is getting thrown out of the cast by being killed. do you see my Vision TM

Melissa Jean Collins- common middle name and last name that i thought worked well with hers

Kristin Cassandra Megat- i made this name up for god honoring cannibalism and i'm very fond of it for crystal <3

Charlotte Elizabeth Matthews- of course mr. matthews would give lottie both an incredibly bland and aristocratic sounding name. middle name comes from both elizabeth ii and it just sounding fancy

Travis Rosario Martinez- i know that rosario skews female, but it IS gender neutral still. and let me tell you, travis One of the Girls TM, virginity was jealousy guarded and then he was punished for having lost it being named partially after a famous devotion to the VIRGIN mary. i like the themes

Javier Alejandro Martinez- alejandro is very pretty, means warrior which is a sad sort of ironic, and then his initials are jam which makes me giggle

ADULT TIMELINE

Jeffrey Lee Sadecki- lee is very common, very short, and could facilitate some funny moments with small callie where she mishears jeffrey as jeff lee or jeffrey as jeff free. and thinks her dad's name is either jeff lee sadecki or jeff free sadecki

Jacqueline Elise Sadecki- ha. ha ha. hahAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Simone Jada Abara- jada means wise, which is a trait i would associate with simone, and it also sounds good in there.

Samuel Isaac Abara-Turner- i am worried about sammy tonight in this chili's so i am giving him the worst curse i can on a christian child: naming him isaac after abraham's issac. i make things worse on purpose :)

Walter Ichabod Tattersall- he has no glory because he's just a weird little guy and i like that about him :)

Kevyn Ringo Tan- i am cursing kevyn with not only the y he already has but his parents being this type of beatles fan. idk i feel like someone using a y for kevin in the late seventies would be the kind of person to name their kid after ringo starr

Lisa Marie Hawthorne- giving lisa a very common middle name and a fancy, wasp-y last name complete with nathaniel hawthorne's generations away from puritanism guilt. it feels right with her mom being the way she is

that's it! that's the end of the characters i care enough about to do this for

[mearnsblog]

"Zootopia" (2016)

Let's get one thing out of the way first: "Zootopia" is a treat to watch. Their animation team received quite a bit of praise in wake of its release, and it's extremely deserved. All the different terrains they travel through in "Zootopia" are imaginative, clever, and well-considered. The visual jokes are top notch, and the bits with the sloth DMV and the timber wolves are a hoot.

I think there's a lot to like about the story here, too, and it's not a given that I'd say that since I figured out the twist halfway through. There are important lessons about not painting with too broad a brush, and we see the protagonist, Judy Hopps, on both sides of the coin. She's constantly striving to earn respect within her department despite being a small bunny, but she is also just unsure enough about foxes that it sets up a crushing conflict with her new nuisance-turned-friend, Nick Wilde. Tolerance, forgiveness, and understanding are all as important to this movie as basic heroism, and it deserves praise for that.

In short, it looks fantastic, touches on important life themes not always glimpsed in Disney movies, and has its fair share of humor as well. So… why did "Zootopia" sometimes struggle to hold my attention and ultimately fall in the middle of the pack of my rankings?

It's hard to say. This may just one of those good, old-fashioned subjective opinions. While I enjoyed the story from a thousand-foot view, the execution of it was not super-duper compelling. It wasn't bad by any stretch -- far from it -- but something was missing with the characters. Maybe part of it is that I don't find Jason Bateman as funny as I did when he was on "Arrested Development," though he did a good job with Nick's indignant turn on Judy. And if the the second top-billing isn't quite delivering the goods, then the lead has to crush it, and Ginnifer Goodwin as Judy just wasn't it. Again: not objectionable! Just not capital-g Good. The side characters mostly didn't do it for me, either, and while she only popped up occasionally, Shakira was just distracting. It takes you out of the movie to have her gazelle character pop up on the news and just… be Shakira.

So this one was tough for me because I know how much some people like "Zootopia." Hell, it won the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature Film and this wasn't a "Brave" situation where people watched with raised eyebrows (yes, "Wreck-It Ralph" clearly should have won, why do you ask). But I can't pretend like something was better than I thought. That's OK, too! Taste just varies. So it goes.

Updated ranking

1. “Beauty and the Beast” (review) 2. “The Lion King” (review) 3. “The Little Mermaid” (review) 4. “Cinderella” (review) 5. “Mulan” (review) 6. “Tangled” (review) 7.  “Wreck-It Ralph” (review) 8. “Frozen” (review) 9. “Sleeping Beauty” (review) 10. "Big Hero 6" (review) 11. “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” (review) 12. “Aladdin” (review) 13. “The Emperor’s New Groove” (review) 14. “One Hundred and One Dalmatians” (review) 15. “The Jungle Book” (review) 16. “Lilo & Stitch” (review) 17. “The Great Mouse Detective” (review) 18. “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” (review) 19. “Fantasia” (review) 20. “The Rescuers Down Under” (review) 21. “Tarzan” (review) 22. “The Princess and the Frog” (review) 23. “The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh” (review) 24. “Alice in Wonderland” (review) 25. “Lady and the Tramp” (review) 26. “Pinocchio” (review) 27. "Zootopia" 28. “Robin Hood” (review) 29. “Oliver & Company” (review) 30. “Hercules” (review) 31. “Pocahontas” (review) 32. “The Rescuers” (review) 33. “The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad” (review) 34. “Bambi” (review) 35. “Peter Pan” (review) 36. “The Aristocats” (review) 37. “Fantasia 2000″ (review) 38. “Dumbo” (review) 39. “Bolt” (review) 40. “Meet the Robinsons” (review) 41. “Treasure Planet” (review) 42. “Chicken Little” (review) 43. “Fun and Fancy Free” (review) 44. “The Fox and the Hound” (review) 45. “The Sword in the Stone” (review) 46. “Atlantis: The Lost Empire” (review) 47. “The Three Caballeros” (review) 48. “Make Mine Music” (review) 49. “Brother Bear” (review) 50. “Winnie the Pooh” (review) 51. “Dinosaur” (review) 52. “The Black Cauldron” (review) 53. “Saludos Amigos” (review) 54. “Melody Time” (review) 55. “Home on the Range” (review)

[marinerainbow]

Imagine Poppy and Foghorn Leghorn!! XDD I can only picture a silent cartoon of Foghorn just talking onandonandon- as he does- and Poppy's just there unable to get a word in edge-wise for a whole 10 minutes, until Wile E Coyote pops his upper body into the screen and offers her one of his signs XDD

She's takes it gratefully and holds up to the audience while Foghorn's still talking... it's just says 'Help'.

🤣🤣🤣

That, or Barnyard Dawg (BD for short?) just walks on over and thumps the rooster one 😅

Oh my goodness, poor Poppy XDD I can imagine this! Probably during Mr. Acme's funeral (one of the deleted scenes was Acme's funeral, and Foghorn was there. Pops would attend the funeral too, even if she didn't really know Marvin). Or they're just on the streets. And Poppy... She'd feel bad that Barnyard Dawg had to knock the chicken out, but at the same time she's also relieved she can actually say something now XD don't worry, she'll help drag Foghorn off to the side so he doesn't get stepped on or anything.

In fact, I think this could be one of the gags in her cartoons- if she was a comedy toon (or I could make a comic/cartoon series of her life); being talked over, not getting a word in, allowing for plenty of ridiculous misunderstandings or just eye-rolling jokes. Kinda like in The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, when the lawyer is interrogating McBadger, but Badger can't even say anything because he's constantly interrupted 😅

Also! If I may add onto this with two suggestions. Poppy running into Elmer Fudd, and Wile. E. Coyote.

Remember that post you made about hoping Poppy will stay safe during rabbit season? Weeeell, there's a reason she doesn't like going into Uptown during rabbit season- not that she can escape it, she can't exactly skip work. All the hunters up there seem to go back to their cartoon roots and start looking for rodents like her to shoot. Fudd is on her trail and starts looking around for her while she's just trying to get to work. She's hiding behind some conveniently shaped object. The hunter is closing in on her hiding spot, so Poppy does the only thing she can think of to do... She starts quacking in hopes it'll throw him off (look, they're all toons, she reasons that this'll work because it'd be funny to the audience if it did XD)

As for Wile, the encounter I've got in my head is that he approaches her the sane way he did Bugs... By knocking on her door and politely telling her that he's going to eat her now and there's no escape 😅 Poppy is panicking, but then Wile mentions the customary two minutes to say her prayers, and she thinks of an idea; she'll act like she's accepting her fate, but insist that she needs to spend her two minutes inside. Wile let's her (again, they're toons XD), and Poppy of course takes that opportunity to climb out the fire escape and run as fast and as far away as she can (and she's a rabbit. She's fast). All while counting down the two minutes she has XD

[wonkasmissstarshine]

The Chocolate Prince and The Lovely Maiden {Willy Wonka x Rose Bucket AU}

Chapter 15

A Date For Rose and Ichabod

Tagging: @holdmeicant​ @frozenhuntress67​ @pastelpiisces​ @trekkitkat​ @werewolfbansheelove​

The tavern was as lively as ever. With rowdy customers roaring and sultry barmaids flirting with all the customers. Harry sat in his usual spot in front of the fireplace. He drank his beer as he thought of ways where he could make Rose his. It was only right that they be together, for he was the most handsome man in the entire kingdom and she was the most beautiful girl. 

“Harry! Harry!” Louis called for his friend.

“What is it, Louis?” Harry snarled, not wanting the company at the moment. “Can’t you see I’m busy?”

“Doing what exactly?”

“Thinking of Rose, you bloody fool!” Harry yelled, making all the patrons stop to look at him for a moment before they proceeded with their business. “She will be mine, and I won’t stop until she is”

“But, Harry, why think about Rose, when you can just see her?” Louis tempted. “The whole town is talking! There’s a new girl in town today and people are saying her beauty is quite unmatched”

“That’s my Rose!” Harry got out of his seat and made his way for the door. “I must go see her and try another attempt at wooing her!”

“Yes, of course, but there is something you should know--”

Harry ignored his friend as he made his way to the door. “Now isn’t the time to waste mine, Louis. I’m off to see my woman!” And with that, Harry was out the door.

Boy, he’s not going to be happy when he sees she’s with that Ichabod fellow Louis thought. Oh well.

Ichabod started by showing Rose all the lovely sights around the town. She was enamored by every single one. And so many people stopped to say a friendly hello to her. Currently, they were at the town’s fountain. Ichabod was going to show her how to make a wish. “Here” Ichabod handed her a gold coin.

“What’s this for?” Rose asked, looking at the coin.

“It’s to make a wish” Ichabod explained. Oh, wishes! Rose loved making wishes. “You make your wish, then throw the coin into the fountain”

“Okay” Rose closed her eyes and thought of a wish. Once she silently made her wish, she threw her coin into the fountain. It splashed when it hit the water and sunk to the bottom of the fountain.

“What did you wish for?” Ichabod whispered in her ear.

Rose smiled. “I can’t tell you, otherwise it won’t come true!” She sat down on the edge of the fountain and put her hand in the water. “Have any wishes you made here ever come true?”

Ichabod stared at Rose with love in his eyes. “One”

“It’s your turn to make a wish now” Rose tempted. What more could Ichabod wish for? He had Rose right here with him. Well, there was one thing. Ichabod pulled another gold coin out of his pocket. He closed his eyes and spoke the wish in his head. Once he had made his wish, he tossed the coin into the fountain. “What did you wish for?” It was Rose’s turn to ask.

“You know I can’t tell you” Ichabod repeated Rose’s words to her. “Because if I tell you...”

“It won’t come true” Rose finished. She looked past Ichabod and noticed the shop decorated with flowers. “Is that a flower shop?”

Ichabod turned to see what Rose was pointing at. “It is! Would you like to visit it?”

“If it’s not too much trouble” Ichabod took Rose’s hand and gently pulled her in the direction of the flower shop. They entered the shop and when the bell rang, it made Rose giggle. She immediately became intoxicated by all the sweet smells of the various flowers. There were roses and lilies, daffodils and daisies. Rose had never seen so many flowers in one place.

“Ichabod!” A woman called out to him. It was Petunia, the owner of the shop.

Ichabod smiled at the woman. “Petunia!”

Petunia walked over to the couple. Her eyes were set on Rose. She smiled at the girl. “Aren’t you as pretty as a rose?”

“Funny you should say that because my name happens to be Rose” The girl said.

Petunia kept staring at the girl. She gently cupped the girl’s face and looked into her eyes. Petunia sensed a hint of familiarity in them. Rose was confused as to why this woman she just met was staring at her in such a way. “Oliver, would you come out here please?”

The man came out of the backroom. This was Petunia’s husband, Oliver. “Yes, my dear? What is it?” He saw the way Petunia was holding onto the girl’s face. “Petunia, you’re scaring the poor girl”

“Oliver, just look at her” Petunia said. Oliver sighed but stepped closer to Rose. It didn’t take long for him to see what Petunia saw. “Oh my..”

Rose’s eyes widened. “What is it?”

“Have we ever met you before...?” Oliver waited for his wife to say the girl’s name.

“Rose”

Oliver nodded and repeated the name. “Rose. Have we met you before Rose?”

“No” Rose shook her head. “This is my first time being in town. Why?”

“It’s just...” Petunia spoke this time. “You seem familiar. Like we’ve met you somewhere before”

“It’s the eyes” Oliver added.

“If I had met you both before, I would’ve remembered” Rose said in an apologetic tone. “I’m sorry, but you both must have me mistaken with someone else”

Petunia sighed and finally let go of Rose’s face. “You’re probably right. I’m sorry we put you through this, my dear”

Rose smiled. “It’s quite alright”

“How can we help you?”

Ichabod spoke this time. “Rose wanted to come in and see what you had for flowers”

Petunia grew a wide smiled. “Well we have plenty of selection! What sort of flowers do you like?”

“Well, roses of course” Rose answered.

Oliver chuckled. “Well we have plenty of those, in all sorts of colours!” He brought Rose and Ichabod over to the wall of roses they had. “Did you know that each colour of roses have their own specific meaning? For instance, yellow roses--”

Rose finished for Oliver. “Symbolize cheerfulness and friendship!”

Oliver pointed to another colour of rose. “And purple?”

“Purple is a symbol of royalty”

Oliver chuckled. “You sure know all about roses, don’t you Rose?”

Rose smiled. “Of course! They are my namesake after all!”

“Which one do you want?”

Rose turned to Ichabod. “Why don’t you pick for me?” Ichabod already had his eyes set on the red roses from the minute he walked into the shop. He picked the first red rose he saw off of the wall and presented it to Rose, who blushed a deep crimson colour. “Red” She said as she took the rose from Ichabod. “Red means...”

Ichabod smiled. “I know what red means. And that’s why I chose it for you”

Rose brought the rose up to her nose. The soft petals tickled her nostrils. She breathed in the intoxicating sweet scent of the flower. She looked up at Ichabod with adoration in her eyes. “Thank you”

Ichabod brushed his fingers against her soft cheek. He then turned to Petunia and Oliver. “How much for the rose?”

Petunia shook her head. “Oh, don’t you worry about it. It’s on us!”

Ichabod nodded. “You’re both too kind” With that, Ichabod and Rose both bid their goodbyes to Petunia and Oliver, and they left the shop. “Are you enjoying the day so far?”

“This is the best day I’ve ever had in all my life, Ichabod!” Rose gushed. She touched his arm and then kissed his cheek. “I have you to thank for it”

Ichabod blushed. His hand went to Rose’s cheek. He caressed it and brushed the skin under her eye with his thumb. His eyes flickered down to her lips. Rose felt her heart pounding against her chest. Was this is it? Her eyes closed when Ichabod started leaning in and she waited for the feel of his lips against hers, but they were so rudely interrupted.

“What is this!?” Harry’s loud voice bellowed. Rose’s eyes opened and she looked in fear at the man who had been harassing her for months now. Ichabod just glared at the man. “What do you think you’re doing with my girl!?”

“She is not yours!” Ichabod said. 

Harry gave Ichabod a glare so hard that if looks could kill, he would’ve dropped dead to the ground. “She’s been mine since the moment I first saw her!”

That’s when Rose got the courage to speak up. “I would never be with someone like you!” Harry started laughing, as if he thought she was joking. “What’s so funny?”

“Of course you want to be with me!” Harry gloated. “Every maiden in the kingdom wants to be with me!”

“Not me” Rose growled defensively. “I want you to get this through your thick skull. Nothing in this world will make me be with you. We could be the last two remaining people in the kingdom and I wouldn’t be with you. So just leave me alone!”

Harry’s smile faltered, and was quickly replaced with a look of anger. “I will have you, Rose. One way or another!” Then Harry looked to Ichabod. “And you! I better not see you anywhere near her again, otherwise I will carve your heart out and feed it to the wolves!”

“I would like to see you try” Ichabod said without any fear present in his voice. It intimidated Harry a little bit, at how Ichabod wasn’t terrified of him like every other man in this village was. Harry couldn’t stammer out another word as he marched away, like a little child would after their toy got confiscated by their mommy.

Rose sighed in annoyance. “I wish he would just leave well enough alone”

Ichabod took her hands in his. “Don’t let him get to you, my love”

Rose smiles up at Ichabod, her anger towards Harry quickly fading away and replaced by her love for Ichabod.

The moon was out and there were sparkling stars everywhere, decorating the night sky. It was the perfect end to a perfect day. There was still one thing Ichabod wanted to do with Rose. He wanted to take her on a carriage ride. He had it set up, specially just for them. Ichabod climbed into the carriage first. Then, he extended his hand to Rose to help her in. Once the two of them were in the carriage, they both sat down, and it started to move.

It was a mostly silent ride between them. They enjoyed the pretty sights of the town, and most importantly, each other’s company. The carriage took them on a trip, just outside of the town. Ichabod gazed at Rose, who’s head was looking up, admiring the night sky. He took in a deep breath. It was now or never.

Ichabod reached into his pocket and just kept his hand there, his hand clasped around the velvet box. “Rose, I need to ask you something”

She turned her head to Ichabod and gazed at him. “What is it?” 

Ichabod wanted to ask her to marry him, but the words just couldn’t come out for some reason. Instead, an entirely different question came out. “I was wondering if you’d like to accompany me to the Prince’s ball?”

Rose’s eyes sparkled with interest. “A ball?”

“It’s to celebrate the Prince’s...engagement” Ichabod had to keep himself from retching at the thought. “I find balls to be rather boring, but having you there with me would make the night better”

Rose smiled. “I would love to go with you, Ichabod!”

Ichabod smiled--and then he noticed just how beautiful she is underneath the moonlight. His heart started beating against his chest. “Rose...” He spoke her name ever so softly.

“Yes, Ichabod?”

Ichabod didn’t say anything else. He just began leaning in. Rose’s eyes closed and she waited to feel his soft lips on hers. But what she got wasn’t a kiss. But rather an unkindness attack. The ravens came out of nowhere but they swarmed Rose. They knocked her out of the carriage and kept swarming her until she started to cry. Then, the ravens just left. Ichabod hopped out of the carriage to check on Rose. “My love, are you alright?” He asked. Rose shook her head. He noticed that one of the ravens had left a bleeding cut on her cheek. “That was odd. Ravens don’t usually attack just like that”

That was too close. Avonmora had been observing Rose’s date through a crystal ball the entire evening. They were about to kiss. She just couldn’t have that, so Avonmora sent her unkindness of ravens to intrude on their date before their lips could meet. She couldn’t have the girl falling in love with a boy and leaving her behind. Who else would she use a slave? Well, there’s the boy but he can only do so much. 

There was also another reason she couldn’t have Rose kissing the boy, but that reason will be revealed to you at another time. Avonmora needed a plan. Something to break Rose and Ichabod apart. She waved her hand and the image on the crystal ball changed. It was of that hunter, Harry. He was sitting in at his spot in the tavern, in front of the fire. He stared at the dancing flames as he stroked the petals of the rose he had in hand. Avonmora knew Harry was hopelessly obsessed with Rose, but she could use that to her advantage.

And she knew exactly how she was going to do it...

[annieandro]

Alfred is a boy with the best of sneezes; He says, "a'choo" When He Pleases. We all sneezeand just say, "choo," but he says, a, a, a, a'choo.

Beautiful buttons are all you see; The brightest buttons are on Ben.His buttons are better than any you'd buy Because they're his body, his back and his eye.

Cotton candy, sweet and thin, Makes Cassie's soft, sticky skin. And her cotton candy bones Are giant cotton candy cones.

Duchess had no appetite, Though she tried to eat with all her might. Then Duchess decided if she had to eat, Delicious doughnuts would be her treat.

Edward likes exercise so well He always carries his barbell; He exercises an exciting way; With exercise energy he saves the day.

Frank has feet that are funny. His feet make him hop like a funny bunny. His feet don't fit into any shoe. Poor Frank! What shall he do?

Gooey gum, gooey gum, goes with Gabby. Goodness gracious, Gooey gum is a sight to see! Gobs and gobs of gooey gum-chewing it all day. Her gooey gum is sugarless: She'll have no tooth decay!

Hayley has horrible hair. Haircuts are too much for her to bear. Her hair is horrid and always a mess; But she is quite happy that way, I guess.

Ichabod is very, very bright-He's been inventing day and night! Imaginative ideas pop into his head And he never stops thinking Till it's time for bed.

A junky jewel or junky' toy Makes Jeffery jump for joy. Anything that's thrown away is a joy for Jumbled Jeffery.

Kicking Kevin, Kicking Kevin, Kicking games are he'll play.

Kick, kick, kick, kick, Kicking games are all he'll pick.

Lovely lemon lollipops just for Lila; Lila love lemon lollipops very, very well. Lollipops lollipops lovely to lick, Lollipops lollipops on a lollipop stick.

May must munch and munch; Sandwiches make a marvelous lunch. Her mouth is munching all day long; She eats so much She's mighty strong.

Nayomi's nose is a nose that is had by no others; Not even her nieces or nephews or brothers.She has nifty fingers and very nice toes, But she has a noise instead of a nose.

Owen, the Optimist, is so nice, that's so! He's the most optimistic optimist, you will ever know. With such a cheerful outlook, No room for gloom or doubt look That's our Owen!

Pointy Patches are all we see When we peek at Pearl. Her patches of blue and patches of yellow Make Pearl a pointy-patch fellow.

Poor Quiet Quillinda has nothing to do. She just hangs around Not making a sound.

Rubber bands, rubber bands: That's Richard.He winds up rubber bands to drive his car. Rubber bands, rubber bands,ripping down the street. Regular racing drivers think his car is really neat.

Sara has super socks; She keeps them in a secret box. Super socks need special care, But super socks are great to wear.

Tiana's Teeth are terribly tall. Her teeth are the tallest teeth of all. Tiana's toothbrush must hold tight or fall, Brushing the top of teeth so tall.

Usher's Umbrella goes upsy-daisy; It tells us all not to be lazy.Under and over ,around and through, Fly with the umbrella and Usher.

Her Name Is Velma, and she's very vain. Her vests are never dull or plain. She wears velvet vest of varied blends To visit with her very best friends.

Wally with your wonderful wink, We are wondering what you think. We wish you could tell us when and why You will winkyour winking eye.

Where does Xavier belong? His parts are altogether wrong. Is he singer, clown, or dancer? He doesn't seem to know the answer.

Yawning Yogi is his name, And he plays a yawning game. When he yawns, you'll find it true that you, yourself, are yawning, too.

Zoe uses zipping zippers To zip her coats and gloves and slippers. Zoe won't have laces for her shoes; A zipping zipper is all she will use.

[egaffney]

“The Legend of Sleepy Hollow”

“How often did he shrink with curdling awe at the sound of his own steps on the frosty crust beneath his feet; and dread to look over his shoulder, lest he should behold some [uncouth] being tramping close behind him!”

“How often did he shrink with curdling awe at the sound of his own steps on the frosty crust beneath his feet; and dread to look over his shoulder, lest he should behold some boorish being tramping close behind him!”

By substituting the word boorish, Ichabod no longer fears the supernatural and unknown, but instead is frightened by all that is vulgar. While goblins and other fiends certainly could be described as ill-mannered and gross, this description takes away from the eerie setting Irving so carefully creates.

Uncouth can have many meanings, but in this context it takes the archaic definition of mysterious and unknown. This fits into the passage because it describes Ichabod’s fear of unknown and supernatural beings following him as he passes through the woods at night. Ichabod is fascinated by ghost stories and other terrible tales, and these do not bother him during the daylight hours, but when he is walking in the darkness all alone, his imagination begins to run wild. Ichabod is unable to see if there is actually anything following him because the woods are so dark. All he can hear are rustling leaves and his own ominous footsteps.

The state of knowing vs. not knowing plays a key role in this story, as the assumptions Ichabod makes from relying on his imagination are what cause him to fall for Brom’s midnight prank.

Two other quick notes:

Irving yet again uses the word “stronghold” - this time to describe Katrina’s father’s farmstead.

Ichabod’s fascination with Cotton Mather’s writing is especially interesting after reading some excerpts. Funny that Ichabod fully believes in them too…

[monstermaster13]

Stephanie Gets Juiced.

Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice) FTM TG

William was a natural practical joker and comedian, always pulling tricks and pranks on his older sibling Stephanie…he very much couldn’t stand how uptight Stephanie was and wished she could just chill and learn to have fun every once in a while, but Stephanie hated him for trying to get her to do such things, she hated his pranks, she hated his jokes, she never found his jokes to be funny in the slightest and she had a feeling that he was out to harm her.

Stephanie and William lived with their parents Timothy and Helena, and they were often visited by their relatives Edgar, Vincent, Peter, Edward, Kim, and Ichabod. Timothy and Helena were an eccentric couple that had all sorts of weird knick-knacks in their house, any movie prop that was from a movie they watched they owned a copy of and almost all over the house. One prop that Timothy was especially proud of was the sandworm from the movie ‘Beetlejuice’ which he kept near his night-stand and treated it like it was a family pet.

One night Stephanie got the fright of her life when William tricked her into picking up a magazine, basically William swapped out the contents of her usual fashion magazine with that of a gory Tales From The Crypt style comic and she didn’t like blood or gore, horror anything terrified her, she was a bit of a wuss like that. She screamed and shouted…’Mom! William swapped out my usual magazines for gory horror comics.’ ‘Oh you know he’s just being mischievous.’ ‘Mischievous? Mischievous? He put live maggots in my cereal yesterday morning, he put on undead makeup and pretended he was Donovan from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade to scare me into thinking that’s what i’ll look like when i’m old, he stole some of dad’s hair clippings and stuck them on my hands and told me I was turning into a werewolf, need I go on?’

‘Your brother just likes to play pranks.’ ‘He has gone too far this time.’ William laughed as he saw his sister having a hissy fit…’You just need to chill, sis. Besides, it’s just good fun, you’re so easy to fool, such an easy patsy for my pranks.’ ‘One of these days William you are going to end up behind bars if you don’t stop being naughty.’ ‘Me? Behind bars? For doing pranks? Hardly, it’s not illegal to pull pranks and have fun. You’re such a Delia, you know that, right?’ ‘Mom, William is comparing me to Delia Deitz again!’

Stephanie hated being compared to Delia, she hated the fact she was compared to her despite the fact she was actually quite similar to her. ‘But it’s true, you totally are like her. You even dress like her and you have your own Otho.’ ‘If you are talking about Richard, he’s not my Otho.’ ‘Oh yes, he is, he is totally the Otho to your Delia.’

Her lackey/best friend who always followed her and also helped her with her ‘projects’, was named Richard, Richard was a man who very much resembled Otho himself, and had a similar fashion sense, he often acted like he was smarter than everyone else but he knew that he wasn’t. ‘I swear this family is so weird sometimes.’ ‘Weird? Whatever do you mean?’ ‘Well all the movie props for one thing, and dad treats a sandworm prop like it’s a pet. And well..I don’t think me and William are related.’ ‘How?’ ‘I feel like William belongs to another family and not this one.’

William couldn’t resist thinking of another brilliant prank to pull, as he saw there was a model city that Timothy had built and there was a model graveyard of sorts with a tombstone with the name ‘Betelgeuse’ on it and he turned to Stephanie and said…’Hey Steph, I dare you to read the name on this tombstone.’ ‘Oh no I am not falling for another one of your jokes.’ ‘It’s no joke, go on, give it a go.’ ‘Oh alright, but only if you promise to not pull any more pranks.’

“I promise.”

‘Very well then..Betelgeuse.’ ‘Say it again.’ ‘Betelgeuse.’ ‘Good, one more time please.’ ‘Betelgeuse!’ Stephanie let out a piercing scream as a spirit emerged from the model and began to float around her, teasing her, mocking her. ‘Hahaha! It’s showtime! Hello there, what do we have here?’ The spirit was definitely Betelgeuse himself, and he took delight in making fun of Stephanie and her outfits, which annoyed her, she lunged at him and attempted to attack him only for the ghost with the most to smirk at her.

“Oooh, this is going to be fun.”

‘I see you have met my sister.’ ‘That’s your sister?’ ‘Unfortunately, yes.’ The wisecracking specter laughed as he examined her, making wisecracks and jokes that Stephanie definitely did not find funny in the slightest. ‘The last time I saw an outfit with that much feathers on it I was in Las Vegas!’

Stephanie couldn’t take being made fun of by him and she attempted to get rid of him by trying to say his name again, only for him to make her go mute with his supernatural powers. ‘I gotta be honest here, I agree with your brother, you definitely have no chill.’ He quipped, as Stephanie’s body temperature began to freeze up and her skin slowly turned white and she found herself turning into a living snow-woman.

Betelgeuse couldn’t help but laugh, this was fun for him and he definitely loved Wlliam, a man after his own heart. He thought of something that would be even more fun, as he took on a transparent form and then dove into Stephanie’s mouth, and entered her body, possessing her in the process.

Her stomach gurgled and she felt like she was going to be sick as her skin slowly became paler, looking almost ghostly white as her hands enlarged, her nails were turning a black color and also her skin was definitely looking a bit dirtier as her chest and torso bulked up a bit as di her stomach, her breasts retracted into her chest and she let out a loud terrified scream. In addition to this her hips retracted while her feet enlarged.

Her outfit was also slowly changing, changing to look like the ghost with the most’s iconic suit and her privates altered to become more masculine while she found herself growing a little bit, while her neckline contorted and her brown hair slowly turned a dirty blondish color and a bit of it even fell out at the top while it became more wild-looking in general, her eyebrows thickened as dark circles formed around her eyes, making it look like she was either really tired or was going through a raccoon lookalike phase.

Her features slowly altered, as her teeth became dirtier looking while stubble grew on her face, her facial features slowly morphing into his and her voice followed suit, changing to sound exactly like the ghost with the most himself, making her sound like Michael Keaton, she couldn’t believe it…she had been possessed and taken over by Betelgeuse. ‘You are in so much trouble for this.’ ‘I don’t think so, sis.’ ‘What?’ ‘I think mom and dad are going to think this is hilarious, I mean you look and sound like my favorite Tim Burton character.’

Stephanie grumbled, not liking the idea of being Betelgeuse, but she eventually warmed up to i, realizing that it wasn’t so bad being him and that she could use her newfound powers to finally relax and have fun. She realized that maybe it was her who was the weird one the entire time and that she was born to be weird, and that is when she decided to make a promise.

She promised to herself that from then on, she wouldn’t be so uptight and promised to be a bit perkier and happier, she definitely felt much better about being in such a weird family because she had finally fit in now.

[loplainlointhemorning]

top ten jokes I find funny and am beating into the dirt

- calling inanimate objects babygirl

- the hatesex me and Steve Albini would’ve had

- calling marilyn manson effeminate names

- pathetic ittle meow meow

- referring to Kurt as princess of my world

- Mike’s hard lemonade

- reblogging or reposting Bowie remembrance posts saying and we hated him for it. and it went against grace.

- ichabod crane moment in reference to the way Rose & Manson met

- Eat Me Drink Me depression

- (sets a boundary) I’m in my Antichrist superstar era

- I watched my friends smoke weed now I too make obnoxious weed jokes

- internally referring to myself as an “Ohio square” whenever I do something fucking lame

- brian warnercore means the same thing

- i just find starfuckers as a whole so funny so I am constantly talking about it

[awigglycultist]

Pt 4 of The Guide: Shipwrecked Comedy (SC or just Shipwrecked). The other sorta sister company. Which I would call even less of a sister company, it's more like, a friend company. It's run by 4 ppl who aren't really ever in any SK productions but have been in several of TCB's and they're all good friends with TCB and many SK members and several SK members are in Shipwrecked's productions. Shipwrecked's productions also seem to be connected though its something a lot less talked about, but again you don't need to watch one to understand another, there's just little references that show up, not something you need to understand, they just happen and it's neat.

Kissing In The Rain. To be perfectly honest I haven't seen it yet and know absolutely nothing about it but it looks good, here's the trailer

Edgar Allen Poe's Muder Mystery Dinner Party (Poe Party). A webseries, it's very funny, the characters are super fun, it's even funnier if you really know who these writers are and get the references to their stories, but you do not at all have to know who they all are to enjoy it. Also you can follow along and try to figure out who the killer is too.

Summary: Edgar Allen Poe invites several other writes over for a fun murder mystery dinner party, until people start actually getting murdered. It's has Lousia May Alcott, Ernest Hemingway, George Eliot, Charlotte Brontë, Fyodor Dostoevsky, H. G. Wells, Mary Shelley, Oscar Wilde, Emily Dickinson, Agatha Christie, as well as two characters from Poe's stories, Lenore and Annabel Lee. Trailer

The Case of the Gilded Lily (Gilded Lily for short). A short film. It's short and sweet and funny. It's a classic old black and white detective case in the 1930's. It's another mystery you can solve along with them. (Fun fact they just ended a Kickstarter for a podcast called The Case of the Greater Gatsby (Greater Gatsby for short) which will be another mystery involving the Gilded Lily characters and tons of new characters as well, finding out who killed F. Scott Fitzgerald. It'll be a while before that's released tho so.)

Summary: Private Investigator Ford Phillips promised he'd never take a case involving Hollywood. Until a fast talking journalist comes in with her rich loud mouthed actress friend who is being black mailed and he finally decides to take the case to help them. Trailer

American Whoopee. It's a fake trailer for a silent film. It's funny but it's not really my personal fave (although it is still good). It doesn't really have a concise plot exactly, which is on purpose. Again it's a trailer, and the joke is that their doing these classic plots that so many modern movies and shows all mixed into one movie but it's a silent film.

Friends Til The End. A wonderful song! I've listed to so much it is just SUCH a bop!

Summary: ok well not much to really summarize here, it's a song based off of Dracula from the perspective of Mina and Lucy.

Headless and Unsolved Babestreries. I absolutely absolutely love it. Really fun cast of characters, hilarious, great twists and mysteries. Again you can try and solve the mystery along the way. It's my favorite Shipwrecked Comedy production.

Summary: it's the classic story of Sleepy Hollow and the the headless horseman with a twist. Ichabod Crane has gotten a job in Sleepy Hollow as a science teacher but he's having a hard time paying his rent. He finds out about the legend of the Headless Horseman and then find out its not just a legend. He decides to let the headless horseman become his roommate and help pay rent and help the horseman find his head. Trailer

Shipwrecked Plays D&D. Exactly what the tin says, Shipwrecked Comedy plays D&D. Spefically Sean, Sinéad, MK, Sarah and Krystina as players and Gabe as their DM. A really fun series, if you like D&D I'm sure you'll like this, and if you don't I think you could still like this, it's just really fun. There's also lots of references to Headless (but I don't feel like it's necessary to have watched Headless to enjoy this at all, but it definitely makes the experience more enjoyable).

Summary: we follow the characters as they team together on a mission given to them by C.R.A.N.E, the organisation they work for, to investigate a town being haunted.

The Case of the Greater Gatsby (Greater Gatsby). Currently ongoing. Very fun follow up to Gilded Lily. If you liked Gilded Lilly then you gotta listen to this, it has all the same characters plus so many more and they're all so fun and colorful. And ofc another fun mystery to try and figure out yourself as you listen. There's so much going on and so many characters and it's so great.

Summary: Ford Phillips and Fig Wineshine are back at it again, this time to investagate the murder of F. Scott Fitzgerald and robbery of the script he was working on: The Greater Gatsby, which was filled with secrets about Hollywood. Trailer

How to Be A Ghost. Another wonderful song! The costume designs are especially a highlight for me.

Summary: again not exactly much to summarize. It's a song based off of A Christmas Carol from the perspective of Jacob Marley after he dies and is told by the Christmas ghosts that he needs to visit Scrooge on Christmas Eve to help him become a better person.

[annieandro]

Alfred is a boy with the best of sneezes; He says, "a'choo" When He Pleases. We all sneeze and just say, "choo," but he says, a, a, a, a'choo.

Beautiful buttons are all you see; The brightest buttons are on Ben. His buttons are better than any you'd buy Because they're his body, his back and his eye.

Cotton candy, sweet and thin, Makes Cassie's soft, sticky skin. And her cotton candy bones Are giant cotton candy cones.

Duchess had no appetite, Though she tried to eat with all her might. Then Duchess decided if she had to eat, Delicious doughnuts would be her treat.

Edward likes exercise so well He always carries his barbell; He exercises an exciting way; With exercise energy he saves the day.

Frank has feet that are funny. His feet make him hop like a funny bunny. His feet don't fit into any shoe. Poor Frank! What shall he do?

Gooey gum, gooey gum, goes with Gabby. Goodness gracious, Gooey gum is a sight to see! Gobs and gobs of gooey gum-chewing it all day. Her gooey gum is sugarless: She'll have no tooth decay!

Hayley has horrible hair. Haircuts are too much for her to bear. Her hair is horrid and always a mess; But she is quite happy that way, I guess.

Ichabod is very, very bright-He's been inventing day and night! Imaginative ideas pop into his head And he never stops thinking Till it's time for bed.

A junky jewel or junky' toy Makes Jeffery jump for joy. Anything that's thrown away is a joy for Jumbled Jeffery.

Kicking Kevin, Kicking Kevin, Kicking games are he'll play. Kick, kick, kick, kick, Kicking games are all he'll pick.

Lovely lemon lollipops just for Lila; Lila love lemon lollipops very, very well. Lollipops lollipops lovely to lick, Lollipops lollipops on a lollipop stick.

May must munch and munch; Sandwiches make a marvelous lunch. Her mouth is munching all day long; She eats so much She's mighty strong.

Nayomi's nose is a nose that is had by no others; Not even her nieces or nephews or brothers.She has nifty fingers and very nice toes, But she has a noise instead of a nose.

Owen, the Optimist, is so nice, that's so! He's the most optimistic optimist, you will ever know. With such a cheerful outlook, No room for gloom or doubt look That's our Owen!

Pointy Patches are all we see When we peek at Pearl. Her patches of blue and patches of yellow Make Pearl a pointy-patch fellow.

Poor Quiet Quillinda has nothing to do. She just hangs around Not making a sound.

Rubber bands, rubber bands: That's Richard. He winds up rubber bands to drive his car. Rubber bands, rubber bands, ripping down the street. Regular racing drivers think his car is really neat.

Sara has super socks; She keeps them in a secret box. Super socks need special care, But super socks are great to wear.

Tiana's Teeth are terribly tall. Her teeth are the tallest teeth of all. Tiana's toothbrush must hold tight or fall, Brushing the top of teeth so tall.

Usher's Umbrella goes upsy-daisy; It tells us all not to be lazy. Under and over, around and through, Fly with the umbrella and Usher.

Her Name Is Velma, and she's very vain. Her vests are never dull or plain. She wears velvet vest of varied blends To visit with her very best friends.

Wally with your wonderful wink, We are wondering what you think. We wish you could tell us when and why You will wink your winking eye.

Where does Xavier belong? His parts are altogether wrong. Is he singer, clown, or dancer? He doesn't seem to know the answer.

Yawning Yogi is his name, And he plays a yawning game. When he yawns, you'll find it true that you, yourself, are yawning, too.

Zoe uses zipping zippers To zip her coats and gloves and slippers. Zoe won't have laces for her shoes; A zipping zipper is all she will use.

[thefandom-casserole]

Hey leslie,,,

I watched no evil yesterday so uhh if you wanna infodump or anything,,, i’d be happy to listen :D

hope you’re having a good day lovely <3 /p

Ahhhh yay!!

Thank you for the offer and I’ll happily accept it ^^

Okay first of all: I pick up accents after less than two minutes of hearing them. Which is currently why I have either calamity’s accent or Kitty’s every time I talk. I find it funny that I sound like charles anyways

Annnnyways. The “reptiles are backwards” thing is actually really funny to me. The fact that poppies are supposed to be calming or cooling or whatever, then they do the opposite for Calamity and Corn. I just really find that funny.

Also also also!! Found family!! The uhh mitlcan I think is what it’s called group. With Amaroq and Angel and Charles. A wodnerful found family.

I also think that Amaroq was not as bad and evil as everyone said and was actually just a victim of abuse. Which is not fair.

Huey and Amaroq should’ve been friends and I’m excited to see if Betsy adds more time with them together.

ALSO

WHAT. IS. UP. WITH. CORN!?!?

I will not say more on that matter-

Calamity and Hueys relationship just makes me smile (platonically!!). Just how quickly she was willing to just hand over her Rod to him with complete trust.

Also in episode 39 (I think??) when Charles was attempting to wake Ichabod the animation style just looks really really cool.

“You. Can’t. Handle. Corn” — Amaroq

Something that confuses me is when Amaroqs having the flashback of the time with Kitty and him losing his tail, Corn bit him. But, he didn’t die from the bite…? I just didn’t understand that part but I thought it was a cool detail anyways.

Episode…5? I think. When Huey’s upset about Corn and the soup thing. It’s my favorite episode actually. It’s just really funny.

I also like the ones with music. Like when Calamity finds Tlaloc’s rod thingy, or episode 4 with the duet, or the Stuck In The Middle one. I also really liked the (I think they’re called) Barbershop tags? The cry one.

Ooh ooh! The bloopers (I think they’re actually called outtakes) are hilarious and I’ve watched them all twice already.

The entire thing just makes me so happy because of the folklore and legends in it. I’m very happy you watched it!!

I hope you have a wonderful day to Kyde!!