#LOLLLLLLLLLL im hilarious

[introspectionera]

About to eat supper soooo

What’s for supper for you? Can I come join?!

Top three desserts?

Have you ever ate goose? Seems kind of cannibalistic!

Best memory you can think of with a meal associated with it?

I have noooooo idea! We had mediterranean food for our lunchie today and It was so yummy but I'm still full lol but you can join me while I write my research paper lol

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, omg chocolate covered strawberries are my weakness, oh actually speaking of weaknesses when it comes to sweets, cinnamon rolls LOL Idk if that counts as a dessert but dang a good cinnamon roll just gets me, and I can't think of a third, OH apple pie with like a good crumble on top with some ice cream is my holiday fave lol idk I feel like this needs to be asked when I'm hungry because Idk not much sounds good to me right now

Absolutely not!!!! Honestly.......I'm kind of a picky eater lollllllllll but yeah totally cannibalistic anyways!!!!! could never do that to my family

Lol I actually think this question is hilarious because I struggled with an ED for soooo long so thinking of a good memory associated with a meal is cracking me up but hmmmmm... actually, oh my gosh, I was just sitting here thinking and one automatically popped up, Idk if it was the best, but I'll never forget it, but it was Thanksgiving when I was a kid and it was when my sister and I were so close and my sister just starts grabbing rolls, like SO many of them, and she's like "IM HUNGRY LIKE A BEARRRR" and it'll always be a fave memory for me because I can replay it in my head like it was yesterday

[nolongerapileofashprobably]

After the hero and the princess reunite (or after they really don’t?)

Zelda was pacing in Impa’s home. The elder sat on her pillows, and seemed to be amused with her nervousness.

But Zelda couldn’t help it. After she and Link defeated Ganon and sealed him away, they had merely embraced before departing to Kakariko Village. When she asked if he remembered her, he simply smiled and hugged her.

But that wasn’t an answer, right? He would say something to her? She’s watched his journey since he woke up, so she knows he’s much more talkative now than he was. Perhaps it was her? Maybe he didn’t miss her, but rather assisted her so Ganon’s impending victory would never become a reality? Everything could have been to fulfill his role. He had no reason to stay with her now, especially with all his new friends across Hyrule.

Maybe being the Princess’ knight wasn’t what he wanted anymore. Maybe being her friend wasn’t something he wanted. Maybe this was all out of professional courtesy. He was the hero of legend. She was the princess with the Goddess’ blood running through her veins. They didn’t need to talk, let alone be friends. As long as they did what fate has already spelled out for them, everything else didn’t matter.

But she wanted to talk to Link. She wanted to tell him of everything, talk to him about their past, discuss the possibilities of a future. She wanted to get everything off her chest, apologize for making him sacrifice himself for a girl who couldn’t access her powers in time.

But as they rode to Kakariko Village, he was silent. He seemed to have reverted back to the stoic knight he had always been. She couldn’t tell if he missed her. Or if he remembered her.

Oh Hylia, what if he never even remembered her? Never remembered the nights they shared after a long day of scouting. Talking softly around a cozy fire, sharing the single blanket since they always seemed to forget the second one. Or the time he lectured her on not blaming herself, that day at the Spring of Power. The time where he took her hand and squeezed it before she went to the Spring of Courage. The time he held her tightly after she broke down in tears after her father had scolded her. The time he guided her to show how she should calm her horse, soft words in her ear explaining that Storm has to trust her first.

Perhaps he forgot the day in the field, where he had burst out laughing after she tried to get him to eat that damn frog. Or the night after the Yiga attack, where they stayed up until the odd hours of the morning talking things out. Or the day near Death Mountain, when he finally opened up to her. Or the journal he had personally decorated and added fun little quotes in every page. How he handed it to her on her birthday, right before they left for Mount Lanayru. How she almost cried when he did, making her hug him right outside her bedroom doors. Or the nights he spent whenever she was staying up too late studying ancient texts.

Maybe he didn’t remember that day. That dreaded day where everything changed. How he screamed her name when he realized he couldn’t win without the Divine Beasts on their side. Or how he found her in the library, clutching her father’s body. How he knelt down for the first time, took her face in his hands, and told her that he was going to get her out of this alive. How he kissed her forehead and apologized for everything. How she numbly got up and took his hand. How they miraculously made their way out of the castle and through Hyrule field.

Maybe he didn’t remember when she fell. When he decided it was more important to help her emotionally than keep running for their lives. When he held her for those few, precious moments. When he whispered reassuring words and told her that he wouldn’t give up. When he told her that she shouldn’t either. Or when they were in that blasted field. When the Guardians were swarming around them. When her power finally awoke. Maybe he didn’t know that her love for him is what triggered her power to finally activate.

She wanted to talk to Link. Her best friend. The boy she loves with her entire heart. The one she clutched as she thought he would die. The one she sent to the shrine, giving every last ounce of hope that he would hang on until he had arrived. The one she waited 100 years for. The one who conquered the Calamity.

He was different now. She knew that. But aren’t they both? Hadn’t they both been through so much that the mere thought of themselves 100 years ago doesn’t mean the same thing?

“My dear, for someone who just restored peace to Hyrule, you seem a little tense.”

Impa’s calming voice broke her out of her thoughts, bringing reality back to the frame. She smiled at the elder, but they both knew it was forced.

“I don’t think Link remembers me,” Zelda confessed, her tone distraught at the mere thought. “Or if he wants to. Impa, what if Link doesn’t want to be near me? I am the reason all of our friends are dead.”

Impa sighed, shaking her head slowly and beckoned her closer. As soon as Zelda did so, she held out a fragile hand, letting Zelda to take it gently.

“My sweet girl, you were always too hard on yourself.” Impa told her, and when Zelda opened her mouth to respond, the old woman shook her head. “Now, now, you know it’s true. I remember the day that boy walked in here, without a memory to his name. Did you know he was committed to saving you and hearing your instructions immediately after I told him of them? One of the first things he did was try and remember you. I told him that he may remember things if he went to those locations on the Sheikah Slate. He came back a day later. I know your insecurities get the best of you, but believe me when I tell you that remembering you was the first thing he wanted to do.”

Zelda smiled, but she still couldn’t get it to be genuine. Impa wouldn’t lie to her, but what was the actual truth? Only Link could tell her and he hadn’t spoken to her since they defeated Calamity Ganon.

Right now, he was with Cado and Dorian, apparently keeping back a bunch of people from bathing into the home.

Maybe people were excited she was back, after all this time.

She looked at the double doors, her lips settling back into a frown as she thought about the one person who didn’t seem excited.

Maybe his time in the Shrine of Resurrection really did it’s toll. Maybe Link had his memories but any feelings he had from 100 years ago never came back. He shouldered so much back then, so maybe her presence brought back the need to stay quiet.

Oh Hylia, she hoped that wasn’t it.

“Just go talk to him, Zelda.” Impa told her, the exasperation clear in the elder’s tone.

Just as Zelda opened her mouth to respond, thinking about how it wasn’t that simple, the door opened to reveal both Link and Paya. The latter seemed to be out of breath, while Link watched her with a raised eyebrow.

He caught her stare, but tore his eyes from hers to look at Impa.

“I don’t know if you realized, but the crowd of Sheikah has turned into an entire mob out of citizens.” He informed Impa, opening his mouth to say something else but Paya stood up straight and beat him to it.

“Grandmother, there are Zora’s and Gerudo’s gathering, as well.” Paya said, taking another deep breath before continuing. “Link swears he saw some Rito in the hills. They aren’t listening to anyone. We had to fight our way back up.”

All three of them turned to Impa, who was chucking and shaking her head. Was this funny?

“My dear princess, it seems the world is awaiting your return.” Impa said, smiling wildly. Zelda blanched at her next words. “I’ll go warm them up for you. Paya, can you help your old grandmother up?”

“135 is not old.” Paya told her firmly, but nonetheless helped Impa up. As the two made their way past her, Impa winked at her, as Link held the door open. 100 year later or not, he still had manners.

“There aren’t that many people out there, right?” Zelda asked, eyes wide with realization. She had spent the last 100 years fighting the embodiment of evil. Even though that fight was over, she still had to take on the task of rebuilding an entire entire. One she helped destroy.

Link nodded, shutting the doors, before actually looking at her. The fear must have been clear on her features, because his softened as he actually spoke to her.

“Hey, don’t be scared. These people already idolize you, all you have to do for right now is show them you’re actually alive.”

Her lips were pressed in a thin line, as she focused on the door. “Even if they think I’m an impostor? How do you know they even remember me as the Princess who saved Hyrule? My cursed powers are the same reason it fell in the first place.”

He took a step towards her, and she noticed he had changed from the Champion’s Tunic into a more basic, white travelers garb. When did he find the time to change? “If I can remember who you really are, after having my memories completely wiped, I think Hyrule will too. For the most part, they see me as the Hylian Champion, not a knight who failed to do the one thing he was destined to do. Well, in that time at least.”

Zelda’s breath hitched in her throat, hearing Link’s words. “You remember me? Not just Princess Zelda? But me?”

Confusion spread across his face, until he realized what she was asking. He walked towards her, a small smile spreading across his face. Taking her hands into his own, he squeezed them gently, not noticing that Zelda had stopped breathing in anticipation of his words.

“Zelda, how could I ever forget you?” He questioned, shaking his head but the smile widening on his face. “You hates my guts, then decided I was worth talking to. And then you tried to make me eat a frog, and turns out? They do have the capability of augmenting certain abilities. I’ll show you my cookbook later, you’ll love the elixirs section. But how could I forget the girl who loved an endangered flower so much that she converted an entire lab into figuring out how to breed them domestically.  Or the girl who always had faith that I would come back and finally take on Ganon. There is no way I could ever forget you. The real girl underneath the crown.”

She breathed out a sigh of relief, joy spreading across her features as a weight lifted from her shoulders. She took her hand from his, but only so she could throw her arms around his neck and hug the poor boy until someone pried her off him.

Link remembered her. Not just the story. But her. And if he was by her side, like he was right now, she could handle the rest of Hyrule.

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Thank you @the-spockicorn for this prompt :) im sorry its late, really. I ended up rewriting it because tumblr wouldn’t let me post the original draft and it deleted all the edits i tried to make on it. :( So I am very sorry but I hope this was sorta worth the wait??? Adore ya <3 (I’m also working like 40 hours this week alone and last week I worked about 45 so im exhausted and if it sucks that is the most likely answer! 

This was written with the idea that it can be applied to the canon-verse, so Zelda and Link would not have an established relationship, but Zelda is still in love with Link and he’s beginning to be very open about his feelings. so proud. 

[sothischickshe]

GGWEEK2020 OTP HEADCANONS

Ok, I was tagged by @foxmagpie  to answers questions 1, 12, 22, 30, 36 and one or more of your choice from this list which unsurprisingly contains other numbers also.

I’m gonna do this about Brio for the lulz, but obvi they’re gross and no one would possibly ship it.

1) who can outdrink the other?

Is this a joke? Beth’s, like, a professional drinker. If you think she can’t drink that skinny motherfucker under the table, chair, and like any furniture (had she some), I don’t know what’s going on with you.

12) who hogs the bathroom?

Yes.

22) which one makes a big deal about birthdays?

WHOSE?! 

i mean they’re both parents and they’re both lame and they’re both very into scheduling as far as I can tell, so i’d imagine they’re very into making a fuss about other people’s birthdays, but they’re also very cagey and very weird and ofc live in a world where time moves differently so i’d imagine they do not like making a fuss of their own. i kind of think they’d understand why the other is like that cos duh samesies, but whether they’d be respectful of that fact....oy

30) Which one gets more excited over the first snow of winter?

lol well neither of them, they’re trapped in a singular vague season for all time. but were they transported elsewhere, i feel like it’s gotta be rio on the grounds that:

one child + icey sitch feels manageable (beth’s probs like oh god, what fresh hell this time, and that’s just over annie, never mind her thousand children)

excuse to buy and peacock new winterwear

doesnt have to hear, like, 300000 times: ha ha YOU’RE THE SAME COLOUR AS THE SNOW LOLLLLLLLLLL

less likely to have snow thrown at him - mick seems pretty chill. i feel like a lot of ppl would use the socially acceptable opportunity to attack beth

36) What are things they both find funny?

HA. well they both think beth is hilarious, bc she is!!! ALSO TAUNTING PEOPLE WHEN THEY THINK THEY HAVE THE UPPER HAND. children, i think they both think children are funny. annie. ruby. mick. GOSSIPING. i think theyre both gossipy bitches. GETTING AWAY WITH THINGS. SHIT PUNS. CALLBACKS. SURPRISING PEOPLE/LIGHT STALKING. BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO PEOPLE THEY DON’T LIKE. DOING A BIT FOR SO LONG THAT EVERYONE ELSE IS LITERALLY GROANING INTO THEIR HANDS. WINNING.

16) who gives the other cringe-worthy pet names?

!!!!!! MF BETH!!!!

ok im gonna take up the poss controversial point of view that a general term of endearment is not a pet name, and neither is someone’s, yknow, name.

so i feel like there’d first be a point where beth’s impishly sweethearting etc rio, which would eventually morph into some absolutely appalling and unintentionally inappropriate pet name/s with like a convoluted appropriate and actually kinda sweet origin story like cockadoodle or something, while everyone else is like... beth....no. shh. you can’t. SHHHHHHHHHHHH. and rio’s like WHAT IT’S A GREAT STORY ABOUT PUPPYSITTING LET ME TELL MY BORING ANECDOTE FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME and everyone is like NO SHUT UP OLD MAN

I am tagging @bourbon-ontherocks for number 7, @missmaxime for number 21, @sdktrs12 for 32, @septiembur for for 38 and 49, and mf everyone for 43!!!

[tfw-no-tennis]

TWANSFOWMEWS G1 RESUME WATCH!!!!! EP 4

Episode 4 aw yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

creatures lol

CLIFFJUMPER PLEASE

MONTHS?!

My dad....

They built a city???! In the ocean?!?? Bruh.

Cybertron!!

SHICKWAVBE

omg poor guy

He's been at this for 4 million years

They're like dying omg??? Poor shockwave

'We'll suck this earth' - megs

SOUNEAVE...VERY stealth

why is he terrorizing yet another plant

C u b e time

Super car stereo....

No seatbelt lol. Love the 80s

That's not a traffic jam that's a crash

My ex no way!!! -op

Batman style entrance for the bots (aka 'fuck this skylight’)  

cliffjumpre is so angry all the time hbcdhnffg like why is he so bloodthirsty??? Does he know he keeps getting killed off in other continuities? is that why????

Ouch

These sound fx tho

Rip tiny guys

Ironhide why

Still not over megs flying

Damn ratchet lol

Their goal is still to get to cybertron...why do I feel like that won't happen lollllllllll

Why should bee spy he's bright yellow

Why is spike going isn't he 10?? im still v unclear on his age

Space BRIDG

the music in this show is kinda hilarious ngl

Why are they randomly in a river bed

A sky beam wow

The bots r just letting this all happen lol

Calm down starscream

I said he's too yellow!!! i was right!!!!!!!!

WHYD HE JUST STICK IT IN REVERSE N FALL DOWN HVVDKDIDNZBEKDB

These close ups tho

“I didn't know human teeth had skin” -iconic bb quote

Shockwave BOUTTA DIE

What's an astrosecond bro

Y DIDNT THEY DRIVE THRU THE GLASS AND ESCAPRE B4

GET IN THE CAR SPIKE

OMFG HE FELL. KID

now bee can't fly wow

Starscream just casually shoots bee lol

Why does megs have a chest tentacle....

Bee in the bg when they say he's gone hvvkjvdtjcgkv LOV IT. PEAK ANIMATION

Free trip to cybertron? Fuck yea

SPARKPLUG why do u let spike do these things

Somthing is so obviously wrong wth bee lmao

The oceans dick sucks up lazerbeak

Not rocks!!!!

Cons r so dramatic and corny

Do u not a gun jazz??? [’have’ is supposed to be in there...]

JAZZ JUST SCHWACKED A LAZER BLAST LIKE A BASEBALL HVVIJHDFFHVGY

RATCHET WTF IS THAT

cops oh fuck

Buzz saw omfg

Why'd he throw it omg

Let big tit live he's starving

starscream P L E A S E

he still listened to megs tho

Rip bee

That was easy wow

Spike oh no

These animation errors tho

Spike: Wow L

Ironhide was ready to blow spike up lol

Is megs gonna take a ride?!?!

Two staracreams oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vhugjjdkfjilkabhsdkl

Y'all stop saying so and so is 'gone forever' or whatever omg

Megs and shockwave reunion  omg

'That was so good. Except it wasn't. It was extremely bad actually' - Ruth

ok time to watch the nexxt ep i gotta down my drink first wooooo