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The Rookie 6x8 - Thought Dump

AH JUST THREE MORE EPISODES HELP

AND THIS IS ALSO THE EXPLOSION EP

Lol I fell asleep before I realised I hadn't posted oop

I'm crying at every single recap now

Wesley and Monica at the start oh

"Shut up" "Xcuse me?"

Lol "If you're scared, call 911" MONICA

But I love Monica's outfit

"Who was it? Who was it?"

Um, Monica, why is she making her injury worse?

NOT THE TITLE CARD

Oh flippity floppity HE HAS HER BIRTHDAY REMINDER

Mad Dog and Blair? Okay., what are they cooking?

She just talked about ethics?

OH SO HE HAS SCHEDULED REGULAR MEETINGS?

Oh, it's the promo scene of Lucy becoming Acting TO

Oh this is HILARIOUS

Awkward...

"Wow that wasn't awkward at all" GREYYYYYYYY

GREY GREY GREY yes this is what we all ANTICIPATED

Transfer?

Oh, Grey picked sides in the 'divorce'

"It won't be Officer Chen who goes"

Damn, yeah no, ofc he won't be leading

Not the football metaphors!

Aaron in metro s7 anyone?

Ah the second promo scene

Nyla looks so done with Monica

Did anyone catch Lucy's birthday date?

Celina and LUCY hell yeah

Aha well at least it explains why Aaron is in uniform

Lol TIMOTHY

"Can I ask you a question?" "No" bruh

If my boy doesn't do something for Lucy's bday imma rip my hair out

"I would recommend you switch to a stronger deoderant"

Aaron sniffing himself LOLLLLLLLLLL

CODE YELLOWWWWWW?

Ha lol Bailey long gone girl

MONICA what r u UP TO?

OMG WE DONT SEE THE FIGHT?

Smitty said the TITLE

NOT ANOTHER REMINDER IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG

He don't look fine

"Are you gonna get her anything?" "Pretty sure it's bad form to get a gift to someone you broke your heart with?" [paraphrased]

"Can I ask why you split up?" "No"

I'M CRYING AHHHHHHHH

I want chenford back

Lol "As the true love of his life that he could show compassion to someone as unworthy as you"

Wesley is TOO GOOD

OMG DID SHE JUST SUGGEST A QUICKIE IN THE CLOSET?

Bailey don't look too happy?

Okay fuming we didn't get a fight scene

AH DAMN she's SHOOTING

Acoustic trauma yessssss makes sense

"Time will tell" oof

CLOSE CALL DAMN

Lol they're gonna make this a recurring gag aren't they

OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO i'd just die of being there how is Tim seemingly okay

So is Mad Dog acting lead?

oof meanie

"You quit on us"

"Got bounced for cause"

OMG Mad Dog x Tim SQUARE UPPPPPPPPP

"You've been very unhelpful"

"Bite me" "That's... that's catchy"

OMG LUCY YES

"I'm gonna do whatever she tells me too"

Lucy out here making me question my sexuality with that oh

Girl has got the DETECTIVE chops u hear me

PREACH LUCY PREACH

What is Monica doing LURKING

Detective DUO SLAYING WITH THOSE FITS

Aha so attacker is in rm 213

WE ABOUT TO GET THE EXPLOSION HELL YEAH

Kaboom

Okay, so not Lucy or Celina in there as some of us thought

ah finally bailey is having the appt

A "geriatric pregnancy"

oh damn, okay, so IVF seem to be the way for them

UM aw the i love us from bailan

"Find a quiet place to cry"

Oh shit no so many injured

"Molehunt"

yeah no what is Nolan getting himself into now

oh gosh okay guess we'll find out if he dies

"Looking at you with empathy" TIM

BLAIR COMING OVER

"How stupid of me! Do you need something?"

YES how did she know

Um I don't like Blair's tone?

WHAT DO U KNOW MAD DOG

"No worries I can wait"

Holy shit Nolan FLEW

Monica is this your doing?

Good one pulling the alarm Bailey

Oh shit is BAILEY gonna be the one that gets shot?

MONICA just staring tho?

SHE IS LEAVING THE ROOM

UM MONICA WHY THE FLIP ARE U GLOVED UP

"I told you we weren't done!"

DETECTIVE DUO YEAH

omg they're just GIVING UP

Monica babes, what's going on?

"Go to hell" "I'll meet you there"

OMG MONICA IS KILLING HIM/KILLED HIM!

AND BLAIR SAW

"YOU SAID NOBODY WAS GONNA GET HURT"

Blair and Monica WORKING TOGETHER

BLAIR AND MONICA TOGETHER OH MY GOD

"You've been here the whole time?"

Omg Monica gaslighting gurl

Lucy coming home with Celina oh

I love how excited the two of them are

OH WHO IS KNOCKING IS IT TIM?

Oh oh KOJO

But Tim's not there :(

My pookies r in love

Where is the card from Tim? Ah it's basically from him

oh shit mad dog wants to talk

NOT THE SONG

he couldn't even go and give her a gift i feel like I've been shot in the heart

okay what has bailey decided?

OH THE ROOFTOP

omg mad dog wtf did u DO

"did you compromise the op" SHIT HE DID

"Who did you tell" "I can't"

BLAIR

OH SHIT HE DID NOT

rip mad dog

well that's one way to end the ep

the she is BLAIR right RIGHT

this PROMO AHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK IA against TIM?

TWO PART FINALE

we're gonna get an ELEVATOR HUG

[nolongerapileofashprobably]

After the hero and the princess reunite (or after they really don’t?)

Zelda was pacing in Impa’s home. The elder sat on her pillows, and seemed to be amused with her nervousness.

But Zelda couldn’t help it. After she and Link defeated Ganon and sealed him away, they had merely embraced before departing to Kakariko Village. When she asked if he remembered her, he simply smiled and hugged her.

But that wasn’t an answer, right? He would say something to her? She’s watched his journey since he woke up, so she knows he’s much more talkative now than he was. Perhaps it was her? Maybe he didn’t miss her, but rather assisted her so Ganon’s impending victory would never become a reality? Everything could have been to fulfill his role. He had no reason to stay with her now, especially with all his new friends across Hyrule.

Maybe being the Princess’ knight wasn’t what he wanted anymore. Maybe being her friend wasn’t something he wanted. Maybe this was all out of professional courtesy. He was the hero of legend. She was the princess with the Goddess’ blood running through her veins. They didn’t need to talk, let alone be friends. As long as they did what fate has already spelled out for them, everything else didn’t matter.

But she wanted to talk to Link. She wanted to tell him of everything, talk to him about their past, discuss the possibilities of a future. She wanted to get everything off her chest, apologize for making him sacrifice himself for a girl who couldn’t access her powers in time.

But as they rode to Kakariko Village, he was silent. He seemed to have reverted back to the stoic knight he had always been. She couldn’t tell if he missed her. Or if he remembered her.

Oh Hylia, what if he never even remembered her? Never remembered the nights they shared after a long day of scouting. Talking softly around a cozy fire, sharing the single blanket since they always seemed to forget the second one. Or the time he lectured her on not blaming herself, that day at the Spring of Power. The time where he took her hand and squeezed it before she went to the Spring of Courage. The time he held her tightly after she broke down in tears after her father had scolded her. The time he guided her to show how she should calm her horse, soft words in her ear explaining that Storm has to trust her first.

Perhaps he forgot the day in the field, where he had burst out laughing after she tried to get him to eat that damn frog. Or the night after the Yiga attack, where they stayed up until the odd hours of the morning talking things out. Or the day near Death Mountain, when he finally opened up to her. Or the journal he had personally decorated and added fun little quotes in every page. How he handed it to her on her birthday, right before they left for Mount Lanayru. How she almost cried when he did, making her hug him right outside her bedroom doors. Or the nights he spent whenever she was staying up too late studying ancient texts.

Maybe he didn’t remember that day. That dreaded day where everything changed. How he screamed her name when he realized he couldn’t win without the Divine Beasts on their side. Or how he found her in the library, clutching her father’s body. How he knelt down for the first time, took her face in his hands, and told her that he was going to get her out of this alive. How he kissed her forehead and apologized for everything. How she numbly got up and took his hand. How they miraculously made their way out of the castle and through Hyrule field.

Maybe he didn’t remember when she fell. When he decided it was more important to help her emotionally than keep running for their lives. When he held her for those few, precious moments. When he whispered reassuring words and told her that he wouldn’t give up. When he told her that she shouldn’t either. Or when they were in that blasted field. When the Guardians were swarming around them. When her power finally awoke. Maybe he didn’t know that her love for him is what triggered her power to finally activate.

She wanted to talk to Link. Her best friend. The boy she loves with her entire heart. The one she clutched as she thought he would die. The one she sent to the shrine, giving every last ounce of hope that he would hang on until he had arrived. The one she waited 100 years for. The one who conquered the Calamity.

He was different now. She knew that. But aren’t they both? Hadn’t they both been through so much that the mere thought of themselves 100 years ago doesn’t mean the same thing?

“My dear, for someone who just restored peace to Hyrule, you seem a little tense.”

Impa’s calming voice broke her out of her thoughts, bringing reality back to the frame. She smiled at the elder, but they both knew it was forced.

“I don’t think Link remembers me,” Zelda confessed, her tone distraught at the mere thought. “Or if he wants to. Impa, what if Link doesn’t want to be near me? I am the reason all of our friends are dead.”

Impa sighed, shaking her head slowly and beckoned her closer. As soon as Zelda did so, she held out a fragile hand, letting Zelda to take it gently.

“My sweet girl, you were always too hard on yourself.” Impa told her, and when Zelda opened her mouth to respond, the old woman shook her head. “Now, now, you know it’s true. I remember the day that boy walked in here, without a memory to his name. Did you know he was committed to saving you and hearing your instructions immediately after I told him of them? One of the first things he did was try and remember you. I told him that he may remember things if he went to those locations on the Sheikah Slate. He came back a day later. I know your insecurities get the best of you, but believe me when I tell you that remembering you was the first thing he wanted to do.”

Zelda smiled, but she still couldn’t get it to be genuine. Impa wouldn’t lie to her, but what was the actual truth? Only Link could tell her and he hadn’t spoken to her since they defeated Calamity Ganon.

Right now, he was with Cado and Dorian, apparently keeping back a bunch of people from bathing into the home.

Maybe people were excited she was back, after all this time.

She looked at the double doors, her lips settling back into a frown as she thought about the one person who didn’t seem excited.

Maybe his time in the Shrine of Resurrection really did it’s toll. Maybe Link had his memories but any feelings he had from 100 years ago never came back. He shouldered so much back then, so maybe her presence brought back the need to stay quiet.

Oh Hylia, she hoped that wasn’t it.

“Just go talk to him, Zelda.” Impa told her, the exasperation clear in the elder’s tone.

Just as Zelda opened her mouth to respond, thinking about how it wasn’t that simple, the door opened to reveal both Link and Paya. The latter seemed to be out of breath, while Link watched her with a raised eyebrow.

He caught her stare, but tore his eyes from hers to look at Impa.

“I don’t know if you realized, but the crowd of Sheikah has turned into an entire mob out of citizens.” He informed Impa, opening his mouth to say something else but Paya stood up straight and beat him to it.

“Grandmother, there are Zora’s and Gerudo’s gathering, as well.” Paya said, taking another deep breath before continuing. “Link swears he saw some Rito in the hills. They aren’t listening to anyone. We had to fight our way back up.”

All three of them turned to Impa, who was chucking and shaking her head. Was this funny?

“My dear princess, it seems the world is awaiting your return.” Impa said, smiling wildly. Zelda blanched at her next words. “I’ll go warm them up for you. Paya, can you help your old grandmother up?”

“135 is not old.” Paya told her firmly, but nonetheless helped Impa up. As the two made their way past her, Impa winked at her, as Link held the door open. 100 year later or not, he still had manners.

“There aren’t that many people out there, right?” Zelda asked, eyes wide with realization. She had spent the last 100 years fighting the embodiment of evil. Even though that fight was over, she still had to take on the task of rebuilding an entire entire. One she helped destroy.

Link nodded, shutting the doors, before actually looking at her. The fear must have been clear on her features, because his softened as he actually spoke to her.

“Hey, don’t be scared. These people already idolize you, all you have to do for right now is show them you’re actually alive.”

Her lips were pressed in a thin line, as she focused on the door. “Even if they think I’m an impostor? How do you know they even remember me as the Princess who saved Hyrule? My cursed powers are the same reason it fell in the first place.”

He took a step towards her, and she noticed he had changed from the Champion’s Tunic into a more basic, white travelers garb. When did he find the time to change? “If I can remember who you really are, after having my memories completely wiped, I think Hyrule will too. For the most part, they see me as the Hylian Champion, not a knight who failed to do the one thing he was destined to do. Well, in that time at least.”

Zelda’s breath hitched in her throat, hearing Link’s words. “You remember me? Not just Princess Zelda? But me?”

Confusion spread across his face, until he realized what she was asking. He walked towards her, a small smile spreading across his face. Taking her hands into his own, he squeezed them gently, not noticing that Zelda had stopped breathing in anticipation of his words.

“Zelda, how could I ever forget you?” He questioned, shaking his head but the smile widening on his face. “You hates my guts, then decided I was worth talking to. And then you tried to make me eat a frog, and turns out? They do have the capability of augmenting certain abilities. I’ll show you my cookbook later, you’ll love the elixirs section. But how could I forget the girl who loved an endangered flower so much that she converted an entire lab into figuring out how to breed them domestically.  Or the girl who always had faith that I would come back and finally take on Ganon. There is no way I could ever forget you. The real girl underneath the crown.”

She breathed out a sigh of relief, joy spreading across her features as a weight lifted from her shoulders. She took her hand from his, but only so she could throw her arms around his neck and hug the poor boy until someone pried her off him.

Link remembered her. Not just the story. But her. And if he was by her side, like he was right now, she could handle the rest of Hyrule.

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Thank you @the-spockicorn for this prompt :) im sorry its late, really. I ended up rewriting it because tumblr wouldn’t let me post the original draft and it deleted all the edits i tried to make on it. :( So I am very sorry but I hope this was sorta worth the wait??? Adore ya <3 (I’m also working like 40 hours this week alone and last week I worked about 45 so im exhausted and if it sucks that is the most likely answer! 

This was written with the idea that it can be applied to the canon-verse, so Zelda and Link would not have an established relationship, but Zelda is still in love with Link and he’s beginning to be very open about his feelings. so proud. 

[tfw-no-tennis]

TWANSFOWMEWS G1 RESUME WATCH!!!!! EP 4

Episode 4 aw yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

creatures lol

CLIFFJUMPER PLEASE

MONTHS?!

My dad....

They built a city???! In the ocean?!?? Bruh.

Cybertron!!

SHICKWAVBE

omg poor guy

He's been at this for 4 million years

They're like dying omg??? Poor shockwave

'We'll suck this earth' - megs

SOUNEAVE...VERY stealth

why is he terrorizing yet another plant

C u b e time

Super car stereo....

No seatbelt lol. Love the 80s

That's not a traffic jam that's a crash

My ex no way!!! -op

Batman style entrance for the bots (aka 'fuck this skylight’)  

cliffjumpre is so angry all the time hbcdhnffg like why is he so bloodthirsty??? Does he know he keeps getting killed off in other continuities? is that why????

Ouch

These sound fx tho

Rip tiny guys

Ironhide why

Still not over megs flying

Damn ratchet lol

Their goal is still to get to cybertron...why do I feel like that won't happen lollllllllll

Why should bee spy he's bright yellow

Why is spike going isn't he 10?? im still v unclear on his age

Space BRIDG

the music in this show is kinda hilarious ngl

Why are they randomly in a river bed

A sky beam wow

The bots r just letting this all happen lol

Calm down starscream

I said he's too yellow!!! i was right!!!!!!!!

WHYD HE JUST STICK IT IN REVERSE N FALL DOWN HVVDKDIDNZBEKDB

These close ups tho

“I didn't know human teeth had skin” -iconic bb quote

Shockwave BOUTTA DIE

What's an astrosecond bro

Y DIDNT THEY DRIVE THRU THE GLASS AND ESCAPRE B4

GET IN THE CAR SPIKE

OMFG HE FELL. KID

now bee can't fly wow

Starscream just casually shoots bee lol

Why does megs have a chest tentacle....

Bee in the bg when they say he's gone hvvkjvdtjcgkv LOV IT. PEAK ANIMATION

Free trip to cybertron? Fuck yea

SPARKPLUG why do u let spike do these things

Somthing is so obviously wrong wth bee lmao

The oceans dick sucks up lazerbeak

Not rocks!!!!

Cons r so dramatic and corny

Do u not a gun jazz??? [’have’ is supposed to be in there...]

JAZZ JUST SCHWACKED A LAZER BLAST LIKE A BASEBALL HVVIJHDFFHVGY

RATCHET WTF IS THAT

cops oh fuck

Buzz saw omfg

Why'd he throw it omg

Let big tit live he's starving

starscream P L E A S E

he still listened to megs tho

Rip bee

That was easy wow

Spike oh no

These animation errors tho

Spike: Wow L

Ironhide was ready to blow spike up lol

Is megs gonna take a ride?!?!

Two staracreams oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vhugjjdkfjilkabhsdkl

Y'all stop saying so and so is 'gone forever' or whatever omg

Megs and shockwave reunion  omg

'That was so good. Except it wasn't. It was extremely bad actually' - Ruth

ok time to watch the nexxt ep i gotta down my drink first wooooo