#LMAOOOO lemme die now

[blackdragoness]

⛽GASING YOU UP, BABY⛽

YALL NOT READY FOR ALL DIS' GASSSSS. Lemme gasssss yo lil fat head up, okayyyy. This PICK-A-PILE is for you!

"somebody call 911, shawty fiyah burnin' on da dance floor." -sean kingston

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Pile 1: Show Stunnah 🌻

Overall Tarot Card: The Devil 😈

Channelled Song: Pretty Girl Rock by Keri Hilson

⛽ The gasssss on you is....⛽

🚨🚨ALARMS GOING OFF. YOU SHUTTING THIS SHIT DOWNNNN. LESSSGOOOO 🚨🚨

First of all, you muthafucka's is FINE as hell! I'm talking about FOIIINNEEEE as hell. Body on fleek, face card never declines. As soon as you walk into the room, all eyes are on you and all your competition starts to die a little inside 😂 You are the talk of the town, the talk of every circle, babbyyy 🤤 But y'all been knew dat, 😏

"BEEN that bitch, still that bitch" - Megan The Stallion

Natural beauty with the confidence to match

Confidence of a lion(ess)

Honestly, physically, you got it muthafuckin' going on dawg, what the fuckkkkk. Out of all the piles, this one wins in the Looks Department LOL sorry to the other piles

I'm seeing a face that is so fucking beautiful and angelic. Forever youthful.

Your beauty never dies and it never ages.

I have this huge urge to gasp in awe! You make people gasp with your beauty, ermagerrrdddd this is too cute! I feel like I'm melting in your presence 🫠. It's like everytime people see you in person, you take their breathe away and all they can do is gasp in awe at your undeniable beauty 😂😂😂 it's so fucking corny bro, but damn. That was a channelled message for someone's fine ass out there. You got it like that Mami/Papi, *snap snap snap*

A literal fucking goddess/god. Like you make men want to turn all romantic and old school, writing poems and singing outside your window in the middle of a full moon & shiiit. Or for my men, you make a girl wanna break all her rules and go buck wild for you!!! Like this shit crazzzyyy!! But this is what you be doing to these people lmaoooo!

I'm sure you're a great person on the inside and all, but there is so much emphasis on your physique that I apologize if you feel exploited right now 😂😂 and tbh, you might know the effects your body causes on people so you might be a person with strong boundaries. But damn Papi, what dat body do? 😏

With the devil card crowning your reading, people are OBSESSED WITH YOU!!! Bitch, who tf are you? Why is everyone so fucking obsessed with yo ass!? Lmao

"I can do bad all by myself." You're very independent but you may have many friends too.

Imma just say it flat out: YOU GOT THAT GOOD WAP BABYYYYYY. THAT GOOD WOOD, ya know what I'm sayin' 😂 rumor has it, you can fucking werkkkk it. You got people THIRSTY AF out here, mayneee. Chilllllllll.

You got this hella chill vibe to you though. Like laid-back. Relaxed. Not about the shits or the drama. People can try to ruffle your feathers to get any type of reaction out of you but you stay unbothered AF and that's what draws them nearer to you.

You have a gift for social interactions. Most people have social anxiety but you maneuver and work the room with ease and calmness. It's very admirable.

So many people want to marry you dude, I'm not even kidding. But I'm sensing that you are just focused on yourself and your goals. Relationship isn't a priority in your life right now. But that also is what turns the thirst factor UP when it comes to you.

SEXY, SEXY, SEXY, SEXY, SEXXXXX-Y.

Rich girl, city girl, material gworl vibes

"You always got dem eyes on you" - people love to watch you and stare at you. Sometimes people zone out in conversation with you because your beauty distracts them 😂 you could be talking to them in perfect pronunciation and speed but they won't hear a damn thing you said lol I guess your beauty is deafening too 😂

As beautiful and as sexy as you are, you also have a tender kindness when you interact with anybody. Your beauty shines both inside and out and that's why you are the mf GOAT.

You turn heads every where you go. You got bitches jealous wishing they was you. Ermahgerrrddd, I'm getting a rush of energy from tons of people who fantasize about what it would be like if they had your life. Honestly, that sounds like I'm over hyping y'all, but it's the truth lol. Maybe knowing this information will help you see the beauty of your own life and appreciate it for what it is. Because from folks looking on the outside into your life, they would literally trade spots with you in a heartbeat. Heck, they are already doing it in their daydreams. Recognize that YOU ARE THAT BITCH.

You may come from a great family life. Or people think you come from a super good looking family judging based off of your looks alone lol

A lot of people want to be tied to you in some way. People feel that being connected to you gives them "brownie points" in popularity 😂😂 some people may try to befriend you for clout. I'm not even getting social media vibes, although y'all may be big on social media too. But I'm sensing like real life clout, which is ten times better than social media clout, ya feel me. It's almost like knowing you in real life makes people feel more important in real life.

Y'all are the IT GIRL/ IT BOY. Everyone wanna be you, do the things you do, talk like you, walk like you, fucking everyfannnggg!!! I cannot with y'all. You guys are unreal but thats why we are so fucking obsessed with you, booo. Keep doing you and keep being you 🌻

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Pile 2 - Cutie Pie 🥧

Overall Tarot Card: Ace of Cups

Channelled Song: My Bestie by Lloyd ft Sevyn

⛽ The gasssss on you is.....⛽

🍯🍯CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER 🍯🍯

Everyone wants to hug you, squeeze you, love on you. Stick you in their pocket and take you home. This vibe is so mushy and gooey!

Everybody's little sister. You provoke a very protective spirit in those around you and those close to you. You are looked at as something that needs to be protected at all costs.

I dunno what it is about you but people will go to bat for you no matter the situation or the time. If ever you are in trouble, you have a whole gang of people who you can count on to drop what they are doing and prioritize you. Even if they are pissed off at you, they would lay their differences to the side and come to your rescue.

You make people feel very emotional when it comes to even just the thought of you. You are so special to people I don't think you realize that!

You are that person in people's lives that they cannot imagine ever losing. Like an angel in disguise who needs to be protected from this cruel world.

You attract friends like flies!!!!! This pile is SOOOOOOO popular and you don't even have to try. You could actually be a more introverted and reserved person but constantly have a crowd of people with you.

Sooooo warm and soft. Feels like I'm sinking in an ocean of really warm honey. That's how you make people feel.

People LOVE hugging you, cuddling you, and feeling you. Your presence is very calming and motherly.

You have great motherly instincts and people trust you with their children and animals. Kids might naturally flock to you and easily trust you because of your kind nature.

You may only consider a small group of people as friends but there are so many people who consider you as one of their best friends. You may make some friends jealous because they envisioned some type of exclusive friendship with you. However, a lot of people need you in their life and so that's something they need to come to terms with.

A lot of people feel like they can confide in you with confidential matters, knowing it will be kept safe. You also give really great advice that helps people progress further on their life path.

You are a very necessary presence in many peoples life stories. If every human soul had a book about their life, there would be at least one chapter about you in multiple life books. While most people are only focused on writing their own book, they are scarcely mentioned in other stories. But you, you are very necessary in the development of other people's life journeys. Like you make an impact on their story for the better. Wowwwww. I can only imagine that this role comes with a lot of positive karma for you and your generations to come.

You beautify every place you enter, every floor you walk on, and every person you meet. You are a contagious ray of light that shines everywhere you go even in the darkest of places.

You very rarely compete or get jealous of people and that's why many consider you to be their best friend. They feel completely free to be themselves around you with no judgement, guilt or shame.

You are unapologetically yourself and it's a big turn on for the opposite sex.

Many people wish they could possess your unapologetic nature but they are realizing it is a lot harder to mimic than they thought.

"I walk like this cuz I can back it up. I got a big ego" -Beyonce

You been through a lot and it shows through how sweet and caring you are. And because you put out that energy, people wanna love you the same way in return.

You really tug at people's heart strings when they think of you. I'm hearing "a heart of gold and titanium". So valuable and indestructible.

You have been placed on this throne by a lot of people. Very very respected and admired. I'm hearing you proved yourself. Your true colors shown and they worked in your favor.

An example for others to follow

A true royal

SELF-CONTROL, SELF-CONTROL, SELF-CONTROL. You have so much self control and people are both envious and admiring that trait of yours. "The one with the most control over themselves is the one with the most power in the room."

You might be a very adaptable person. You literally can chop it up with anybody you want! No personality is too hard for you to adapt to.

You have such a knack for resolving conflict. You can de-escalate any situation with your soft spoken voice and level-headedness. Things always run smoother when you are around.

People take you seriously and really listen when you speak. You may not vocalize your opinions as often as others, but when you finally do, it shocks people, so they listen.

A deep well of wisdom.

Honorable. Highly respected. Highly trusted.

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Pile 3 - LEGEND ⚜️

Overall Tarot Card: 8 of Pentacles

Channelled Song: One Call Away by Bina Butta

⛽ The gasssss on you is.....⛽

🥶🥶 YOU OUT HERE GIVING US THE SHIVERS WITH YO ICY FINE ASS 🥶🥶

BOSS BITCHHHHH. I see you focused on that bag and getting that bag!!! If you chose this pile, YOU LOOK LIKE MONEY, HUNNY 🤑

"came through drippin *drip drip*"

You are a hard ass worker. I'm getting strong energy coming from the workplace you work at. You got a lot of people dumbfounded at your work ethic. For some reason, I'm getting that they didn't think you were going to be the type of worker that you are.

You may be known as someone who bosses up every time you experience a hardship in life. It's actually pretty phenomenal to watch.

Phoenix rising from the ashes.

You are that one character in a movie story that never dies 😂 it's like no matter how many battles you fight, you never fucking die lol it's annoying to your haters but so inspiring to those who witness this inner strength of yours.

You are a LEGEND! Some people think that your life experiences are too good to be true. But they just ain't ever met nobody like you before thats why. I'm hearing that behind your back people try to investigate the validity of your story just to be humbled when they find witnesses who retell the same story.

People want to know the depths of your life experience. I'm getting that people view you kind of like Indiana Jones who is well travelled with many stories and adventures to tell for many days.

You inspire people to think outside of the box. To want more for themselves and be open to newer opportunities that can make them feel free and alive again. You make them want to explore life again.

You walk around like a large ball of life force energy. Anything within a 5 foot radius of you starts to be influenced by your vibration.

A lot of people speak about you!!! A lot of people have your name in their mouth. It's very positive though. I'm hearing a lot of praise, chanting your name. Celebrating you!

I sense you might be hermit mode or really just focusing on yourself. People can see the changes that are happening through your physical appearance . Your hardwork and focus shines through your countenance.

You have a lot more people who support and love you. Im feeling that for this pile, the support isn't as apparent as it was for Group 2. I'm feeling like this pile stands alone with lots of silent supporters. Something about you being very intimidating or being closed off to a connection is what's blocking people from showing their support but it's like they understand why you are closed off and respect your boundaries.

People feel like you are going very far in life and will hit it big in the future. They want to see you win and are silently watching until then.

The way you carry yourself is top notch alpha type vibes. Specifically for my feminines, this is so sexy about you. You carry this masculine energy in such a sexy feminine way it intimidates and submits even the strongest of men. Very BAWS BOSS like.

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🦁

BOSS, BOSS, BOSS, BAWSSSYYYYYY

"Dat ass, dat ass, dat ass, dat ass" 🤨🤨okaaayyyy, someone clearly has a nice juicy ass that needs to be pointed out 🤷🏾‍♀️

You must have a very strong presence in your work place because the energy keeps taking me to a work environment. Either that or you think about work all the time 😂 you really are such an independent woman. Some may call it hyper independent but do you honey. Set the standard as high as you want. Don't let their intimidated ass opinion shrink you 😉

Maybe you own a lot of businesses or aspire to own your own business. People see the potential for you. But I'm getting indecisive energy. You are probably really talented at SOOO many things and are weighing out your options. However, you know that once you have made your decision, there is no stopping you from reaching the top. Everyone else knows it too and that's why they are silently watching you.

You are a rare human. You have an imagination that is so active. Anything you imagine, you create in this world. You were probably a very imaginative kid and highly active. With how hard you work coupled with your crazy active imagination, you actually have the power to manifest whatever you want into existence. Maybe you are aware of that. Maybe you aren't. But channelling this energy feels very magnetic and strong. Keep your imaginations alive. Keep your dreams alive. Chase them.

People wonder how you gained such a bright imagination. They wish they could have that light that you have. You heal a lot of people's inner child by giving them experiences to exercise their imagination. Maybe you enjoy conversations about the trendy things from people's childhoods or you like to talk about the future a lot. You spark creativity and imagination for people and it gives them motivation for life again.

You lead by example. Lots of people are out here running they mouth but you stay steady on your grind proving your worth through your life.

You have silent supporters because you are a silent leader. You don't do much talking. You just do the damn thing and later on people find out what you did and are completely shocked.

You are a bombshell. Not only do you look great but you're like a ticking time bomb in people's minds. You constantly have people stewing over you and then boom, you do something that blows everybody's minds lol. I like this vibe. Very spontaneous and fun to be around

[multifandomslxt]

NCT 127 and their Sugar Daddy Ratings Pt.3

Kim Jungwoo

a neat 9.78/10 (He's stubborn asf)

He is 100% from a very long line of renowned singers and actors

his great great great great great great grandparents worked with Shakespeare multiple times (He includes that in every conversation)

so yk what that means...

he's a trust fund baby lmaoooo

never had to work a day in his life

but still chooses to

he owns a world-renowned academy for the arts

with branches all over the world

Yall met at a Gala he had to attend

You were a temporary assistant for a snobby and rude guest

and you hated it but you had bills to pay boo

on your very first meeting, he spilled red wine all over your very much white-now pink- dress.

I ain't gon lie

Jungwoo ain't one of the nice rich people

"Watch where you're going."

you had to look up at this bitch like

"???"

now you were pissed and all sticky thanks to his mistake

so you demanded compensation

After some back and forth

he takes you away from the gala and

has his driver carry you both to a high-end boutique

buys a dress 10x more expensive than the one you had on

doesn't give af

begin to pry

asks why you came as a temporary assistant instead of a guest

you tell him you're broke and in between jobs

he offers to pay a lil something in exchange for you keeping your mouth shut about his rude behavior

"I have a reputation to uphold"

safe to say somehow that created a pipeline

and now

he's your sugar daddy

BUT

You guy's HATE each other lmaoo

y'all literally cannot stand each other

but he gets jealous when another man is near you

rather scrape his bare ass against concrete than watch you walk into a cheap ass restaurant

and rather die than hear you can't make rent this month

But my gosh...

The sex?!?!

hate sex is superior btw

"5 minutes ago you were calling me a jerk and now you're all fucked out on my bed heh."

"I can't fucking stand you and your attitude. Shut the fuck up and strip"

He 'hates' you but his hands are always wrapped around your waist when y'all are in public

He 'hates' you but has your favorite coffee order and every mole on your body memorized.

he 'hates you but smiles like a fool when you text him.

Lee Haechan

imma give him a 11/10 (he's great just horny lmaoo)

a professional menace lemme just say lmaoo

He's a world-famous singer

Owns his own record company

with famous artists

you guys met at his concert

a meet and great

he was immediately smitten by you

asked you out for coffee when everything was finished

and yall hit it off

y'all became friends (you expected more didn't you lmaoo)

at some point shit hit the fan and you couldn't make ends meet

Haechan being the friend he is offers to help you until you were back on your feet

but you being you said no

lmaoo

As if that would stop him

from paying our rent for the rest of the year

and stocking up your fridge every weekend

'accidentally' sending you 10k every weekend

and buying you a car to "get around"

one day he just outright admits that he is both your friend and sugar daddy

fucking hell lmaooo

he gives you a card under his name for anything

Will spontaneously take you on trips to places you've never been

when you complain he threatens to shut you up with 'something'

yes you've found out multiple times what that something was

hehe

"I sent you 10k last week and you still haven't spent it. What do you want me to do? fuck the stubbornness out of you?"

"You don't like when daddy spends his money on you pretty girl? too fucking bad"

yall 100% have frantic and needy s3x

[ofmermaidstories]

Hi Mermie! I don't think I have ever sent an ask but I guess now is a good time as any. I actually found out about you from Andie (actually now that I think about it... I found a lot of wonderful writers through her) and lemme tell you BOY AM I GLAD I DID.

Your writing is like a box of chocolates :> whenever I see something new from you I don't know whether it's gonna be the sweetest thing I have ever read or if it's going to have me clutching my heart sobbing on the floor at 2 in the morning lol (casually side eyes the drabble you wrote about reader who can see the way ppl die- no joke I actually sat there on my couch for 10 minutes trying not to bawl my eyes out) Well but as if all that isn't just testament to what an amazing writer you are! I also LOVE LOVE LOVE your art! If I could eat it I think it would taste like strawberry wafers and marshmallow fluff. Oh shoot wait I was here for the game?! AHHH WAIT I AM SO SORRY FOR GETTING SIDETRACKED!

Ok wait lets see-

48. Who is your favorite character you have written for? Has this changed once you have started writing for the fandom?

I have a feeling it's bakugo but the way you write deku is so SCRUMPTIOUS.

49. What fic do you think is the best introduction of you as an author?

I am just really curious of how you answer this lol

69. What are your fave fics at the moment?

I just really wanted some good recs and I trust your taste!

72. What's your favorite writing compliment you have gotten?

Let's face it an amazing writer you must have gotten (well atleast you deserve) all the compliments in the world! I wanna know which one stuck with you. Also I am just petty I wanna one up that compliment and woo you~~~ <3

I am sorry oof I didn't think this ask would get this long. Regardless there is just one more thing... How... well is there a way you can send emoji's on laptop?? I really wanna send you that tulip bouquet emoji :(

Oh well I can't find it :< *sends you the most beautiful bouquet telepathically~*

lmaoooo, andie is very much incredibly generous, in that regard—uplifting other people. 🥹🌷 but hi castle! hi!! you’re very much like andie, i’m afraid—too sweet and entirely too generous with your kind words. 🫣 i am undeserving of the attention, but thank-you. 🥺 it means a lot, especially since i’ve seen you flitting about and spreading the excitement and the sunshine. ☀️ but okay let’s play. 😌

48. Who is your favorite character you have written for? Has this changed once you have started writing for the fandom?

lmao. bakugou is the love of my life, yes, but if i had to pick a favourite canon character to have written for, it’s izuku!! i think being the main character of My Hero gives him more to play with—which in turn makes him so much more satisfying. 🥹

if i had to pick a favourite character in general, though, to have written for—it’d be scribbles!

49. What fic do you think is the best introduction of you as an author?

oh, easy peasy. it’s surrender (whenever you’re ready).

i think it’s a fair representation of my style, and also does the hand-holding of gradually working up to those massive chapter lengths i tried to get away with in SJLT lmao. but more importantly, more than the one-shots i have sitting there on my ao3, it’s the introduction to what i guess is my biggest selling point: the serialisation and interconnectivity.

69. What are your fave fics at the moment?

i haven’t been reading much in the last year (mostly bc i’ve either preferred to stare at my wall and disassociate or crash hard into bed for five hour naps lmao) but the last fic i read that like, i consumed, was:

a blur of conquerors by her_black_tights

When Eren was ten, thirteen years felt like a long time. Most people he’d known died young, so he’d never expected to reach old age. But he’s in his ninth year of his term now. So is Mikasa. And he used to think he’d have something like forever to finally make sense of the way she’s weaved her way between his ribs, to learn the name of this particular brand of madness. But when he sees her skin knitting back together now, all he can think about is the day that it won’t.

Attack On Titan, Eremika, Marleyan Warriors AU, Explicit. it’s smut heavy; most of HBT’s fics are. HBT also writes a lot of daddy kink, and while it’s not apart of this fic, there is a dom/sub sensibility to their writing that does seem to influence HBT’s characterisation of Eren and Mikasa. i really enjoy their writing—when i found their fics i spent the whole day with them, completely useless for anything else. 🥹 but read your tags and remember to look after yourselves etc etc.

72. What's your favorite writing compliment you have gotten?

lmaooo, you’re cute castle. 🥹🌷 this one is hard tho because i think people underestimate the power even a handful of kind words have tbh. 🥺 all comments make me feel some kind of way (it’s not an excuse but it is why i get so bad at replying bc my brain basically keysmashes itself into knots at any hint of kindness), but i guess the most recent that have stuck out to me are a couple from the last chapter of the deku fic—from a couple of peeps who mentioned being surprised about seeing their own country or people in it. it meant a lot to me that it meant something to someone else, too. none of us live in isolation; we exist in a big world. and idk. it was just nice to be reminded of that. 🥺

don’t ever apologise for the excitement!!! it was fun. 🥺 thank-you for giving me something to mull over. 🥹 tbh with the emojis tho i just copy and paste from like emojiwiki or something lmaoooooo. but also, here, i drew u one instead—

[missgeniality]

Siyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Hoe are you doing???!?!!????

I just reread the strip lawyer and omggg your mind!!!!!!! Lemme kisss OMGGGGGGGG LIKE HOW CAN YOU WRITE SOMETHING SO DELICIOUS I CAN DIEE REREADING TAHT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

On that note can you give me a peak , or perhaps just warning tags, of any of your wips with other sexy ass smut please?????? I just want to know what you're thinking next cause ksurjekssllsworbkeslslslsllslsls every time i read your fics my brain is like omg what was she thinking 🧐😯🧐

Thank you and i really hope you have a blessed day today for making me so giiddy this early in the morning.

P.s. pls tell me where you read manga and watch anime and some spicy and sweet recommendations please.

I love comedy and I have never watched anime. I don't like action though. Just something lighthearted (and a bit raunchy if possible) to keep me entertained hehe.

AAAAHHHHH IVVYYY I can't believe you could reread a fic of mine and still find it enjoyable, that is the biggest compliment, thank you so muuuccchhhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺 <3

WIP... I have only two at the moment... one is stigma... that has been going on for 2 years now (insert a pic of mine completely ashamed of myself) - that doesn't really have much smut, and there is more of a plot in that. Hence, the porn monster in me is having difficulty finishing it ehehehe 🐥 another one is a part of keynote! i have some ideas, im still thinking it through, but THAT will be smut galoorreeee! i want them to try new things, i want hoseok to push his own boundaries along with yn's, so that will be fun to write :3 I'm so happy you're looking forward to them, I will drop snippets when I get time to write them eheheh <3 Thank you so much for making my weekend with your kind wordsss 💓

So manga, I usually use https://mangatoto.net/, I find most of the ones I read over there. Anime I usually just go to Netflix and watch whatever is there, but you can also use gogoanime to watch whatever you want!

Comedy and raunchy... I will drop the manga's I've read recently, they should fit your taste ehehehe they're mostly erotica + cute romcom!

DISCLAIMER: A lot of manga get discontinued often, so I can't guarantee these are all completed!

Oshiete Kudasai Fujishima-san - this is GOOD. Consent is great, the male lead is hot, the sex is actually really good and not the same scene repeated 50 times! But... the female lead... this one comment sums it up:

(Rio being the female lead) But I still recommend it!

2. Hapi Mari - This one is really nice! I like the character dynamics, it is not super explicit but the characters are sketched out pretty well. Slightly dumber female lead, but its not as bad as the previous one!

3. Osananajimi Bartender to Hajimeru Kaikan Lesson - short I think, the art style is not to my liking. But the characters are so nice, and the side characters are sweet! And they have this 'cocktail language' that is very cutely used hehe, good read! And CONSENT!!!

4. Tada no Renai nanka de Kikkonai: Kojirase Joushi to Fetish na Buka (We Can't Do Just Plain Love: She's Got a Fetish, Her Boss Has Low Self-Esteem) - The title is pretty funny lmaoooo and I love this manga the most of them all!! This female lead is TO DIE FOR. The concept of this manga is really fun, so this is honestly such a hidden gem. I highly recommend this.

5. Talk To Me - this is actually a manhwa, so the art style takes some time to get used to. Also a little slow, not much happens each chapter, but its a very cute light-hearted read, smexy smexy though! The 2 couples are written very well, so I am currently enjoying this quite a bit ehehe

As for anime, my recommendation of Kaichou Wa Maid Sama still stands!! It's a good anime, and the manga left me in tears <3 Other than that, here are some of my favs that fit your taste (none of these are erotica like the mangas, but they're still very funny):

The Disastrous Life Of Saiki Kusuo (deadpan humour, love it)

Gintama (this is my fav anime of all time, but it has fighting in it as well)

Great Teacher Onizuka

The Way of the Househusband

Ouran High School Host Club (!!!)

Food Wars (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Monthly Girls' Nozaki Kun (so so cute and funny)

Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto

Wotakoi (extremely cute and very light hearted, office romance)

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War (!!!!!)

*deep breath* That is all from me LOOLLL I'm sorry I laid out a huge ass list but I was too excited to talk about my recs. I hope you enjoy them, please tell me what you think of them once you read/watch them!! Thank you once again for sending me this sweet ask <3

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

🎂 📅 🔑

ask game <33

📅 - My birthday is February 15th!!! Am a Valentine's baby ^-^ (also an aquarius, but we won't get into horoscopes right now 💀)

🎂 - I just turned 20!!! I keep forgetting my own age, my bio still said 19 up until about 2 or 3 weeks ago, lmaoooo

🔑 - Ooohhhhh. Oh damn, I've never answered that question before, lemme think. Hmmmmm. I mean, if someone listens to me ramble on about my different fandom and hyperfixations and genuinely enjoys doing so even if they don't understand any of what I'm talking about, doesn't make me feel like my problems are completely insignificant compared to theirs, and gives to me just as much as I give to them, then I'd say they have the key to my heart. I guess the key to my heart is to treat me like you actually wanna be with me, if that makes sense.

Materialistically, though, the key to my heart would be either a swimming pool or a trip to the beach, fr. I LOVE swimming, man. I could live in a swimming pool and die happily. But I haven't been swimming in years because there's no beach or swimming pools nearby :(((

The second answer is a lot more simple but a bit more expensive 💀💀

[isa-ghost]

I HAVE BEEN ENABLED.

(I am about to elaborate on this way more than I need to. I'm normal. I swear.)

OKAY SO I've made a metric FUCKLOAD of rpPhil headcanons and one that I have steadily (esp now over the course of Squidcraft LMAOOOO) gained infamy for is ✨ The rp!Phil Harem ✨ (or Polycule if we're being serious, which I'M BOTH /J AND /SRS, BABIEEEE).

So obviously we know rpPhil has been slutting it up over the last year and I couldn't be more proud of him for that.

I've shitposted about this polycule in the past (ie: joking that Fitza has done unspeakable things behind Fit's gym in QSMP), but then I was enabled via asks to make Actual headcanons about it, so here's the headcanons where I initially talked about the polycule existing, and here's where I actually went into detail about them.

10/10 recommend reading those, but for anyone who isn't That interested, lemme break it down simple style:

Phil's accidentally formed harem/polycule contains:

Goddess of Death (ofc. she is SUCH an enabler of this all btw)

Missa

Fit

Etoiles

By association, you Could include Pac in this (he is Strictly /r with Fit, everyone else in this polycule he is ONLY /p with. I won't break down any other dynamics in the harem here, that's what linking the headcanons I linked is for LMAOO).

And as a brand new development: Mr. Phillip.

This harem also included Forever prior to.... All Of That.

I barely know anything about Mr. Phillip since I've only just met him, but my dash has been saying he's practically Missa's other boyfriend, so I guess I'm considering him /r with Pissa (he told Phil he has a nice ass, as you surely know if you were watching SC or follow people that were) and suffice to say he Would Be /p with everyone else involved (hilarious bc this Actually Works since the other Polycule members were also in Squidcraft, but afaik they haven't interacted with Mr. Phillip to the same degree he has with Phil).

(Mr. Phillip's involvement from a /srs headcanon or Somehow Canon Compliant Fanfic perspective is complicated and currently undeveloped. If I include him when taking this headcanon seriously from a canon perspective that means Squidcraft is canon to QSMP and I'm unsure how I feel about that. But also Phil practically canonized it when he was joking with Missa on the first day anyway, so I suppose if it IS canon to QSMP then the SC deaths just aren't permanent. Because SC being canon to QSMP means scPhil is also smpe + hc + c + q Phil and that mf can't die-die and just- SEE, THE LOGISTICS GET REALLY FUCKING HARD 💀 I GET TOO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP SC NOT CANON, MR. PHILLIP IS BANISHED TO SHITPOST-&-HEADCANON ONLY LAND.)

ANYWAY.

(yeah that's right, I'm not done yet)

POV: I made those polycule headcanons that I linked when the QSMP Ender King possession arc was JUST starting to cook, so I got asked about what the polycule would do to fight possessed!Phil.

WELL.

If you look at those headcanons, you'll see IT EXPLODED INTO A FUCKING FANFIC. Currently half completed. AND I WON AN AWARD I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS NOMINATED FOR FOR IT?

SO YEAH. UH. I'M IN DEEP. The way this headcanon went from me joking about qPhil having too much goddamn rizz to ALL THIS is. Fucking WILD. I like talking about it way too much and it shows.

Enjoy being enlightened I guess. Or perhaps this was an insurmountable amount of psychic damage. I thrive off providing both. 👉🏻😎👉🏻

Also bonus polycule meme brought to you by one of my beloved mutuals

Thanks for coming to my TED talk or whatever LMAO

he what

[shuchu]

here are my live reactions compiled into one post because i don't wanna spam y'all (bruh tumblr keeps putting a community label on this post even tho it's barely nsfw lmfao but anyways, just for tumblr: NSFW, MINORS DNI)

luca

AYO LUCA????? THIS MUSIC IS MAKING ME FEEL THINGS- maybe i'm just horny

the live voice acting tho??? he's so cute

omg i think their outfits are based on how they were before they got isekai-ed, the person on twitter was right !!!!

LUCA LAUGHING AT HIS LINES IN THE VISUAL NOVEL? LORE? THIS MAN 💀

AYO SHOWING OFF HIS MUSCLES???? OKAY THIS DESCRIPTION...i think i'm gonna lose my mind when i actually see it

awww baby's nervous, he's so cute

hand reveal? lmao- OKAY RINGS WTF NEW NECKLACE JUST DROPPED, CHOKE ME

HIS JACKET???? LOOKS STYLISH AS HELL SHEEEESH

okay ngl i love the outfit so far, it's only half body rn

mans really said, "you haven't even seen me take it off yet." WTF LUCA???

I'M STARING DISRESPECTFULLY- MAN TIDDIESSSSSSS LEMME AT EM BOOBA STRAP LESSGOOOO

HE HAS A CHOKER AND A GOLD NECKLACE WHAT THE FUCK I'M GOING FERAL- THE UNHOLY THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW SNAJXJSBJX

FANGIES????? hana has fainted

OMG PIERCINGS???? THE SUNGLASSES. STOP- where can i get myself a luca kaneshiro?

HE TOOK THE JACKET OFF?? PUT ME IN A CHOKE HOLD WITH THOSE ARMS PLEASE

OFF THE SHOULDER??? AND FOREHEAD KISS???

NEW OVERLAY???? it fits the vibes of his new outfit so well and new alerts?? poooooogggg

NEIL *shakes fist*

imma have luca brainrot now- imma die i love his new outfit

shu

HOLY SHIT MY SHUEY SHU I'M SO EXCITED

his outfit looks so detailed i can't

omg his handmade lore vid THIS MAN HAHAHA

"oh wait i'm supposed to be an adult now" *elongated self* I CANT WITH THIS MANS

THE ZOOM IN HAHAHAH NOT THE LMAO. THIS IS WHY THIS MAN IS MY OSHI LMAOOOO

THE POOP HAHAHAH

"STOP TYPING LMAO" LMAO I CANT HAHAHAH THE FUCKING BANANA

"shirtless? will that get me views? will that get my son views on youtube?" THE ZOOM IN ON THE MOM I'M FUCKING DYING I LOVE MY OSHI

"coincidentally there's a random man wearing this" I'M DYING

SHU'S LAUGH HE'S SO CUTE

THE SHADOW???? DUDE I'M SIMPING ALREADY

he has beads in his hand?

NOT THE POOP SHAPED REVEAL SASUGA MY OSHI

HAND REVEAL??? HE HAS GLOVES? WAIT WHAT'S THAT??

OMG HE HAS A MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD AND HIS BANANAAAAAA

WHOAAAAA HE LOOKS SO ROYAL, REGAL, FORMAL WHAT THE HECK

YO I LOVE HIS FIT it's so intricate and detailed

feet? for free? 👀 yamitoes ehe

the bone bois!!!

his outfit is probably the most complicated of all luxiem boys, vox might be a close second tho

HE CAN PUT HIS ARM DOWN BRO WHAT THE FUCK FINALLY LMFAOAOAOAO

HE CAN TAKE THE OUTER LAYER OFF??? he's so pretty, pretty boi <33

"the lashes stay tho, slay" HAHAHAH

NEW TRANSITION AND OVERLAY??? LESSGOOOO

like vox said: more of this please-

he's perfect, couldn't possibly stan my oshi any more than i already do

mysta

meeeeestaaaaa bb

what is this starting screen 🧍🏻‍♀️

lmao mysta rp asmr? ayo? OMEGALUL

this man...

HE WRAPPED HIMSELF UP HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

NOT THE LIP EMOJI HAHAHAH I'M DYING

"i'm all bondaged up" okay mysta

"i found out a fetish that i didn't even know i had" mystaaaaaa HAHAHAH

THE BROTHERS AND THEIR MEMES I FUCKING CANT

this goofy ah man

he's got a briefcase, we been knew

"hand. tee es kay ar" LMFAO

not him wanting to swing the briefcase against someone's head 💀💀

"surface level dps" 💀

not the briefcase pickup line, this man...

he has a scarf, pien 🥺

"i still got the sex gloves" lmaoo

UKI'S NOTIFICATION ON TWITTER GOT ME CACKLING: "oh shit merry christmas" LMFAO

his outfit looks so comfy ue

HE HAS A MONOCLE (i think that's what it's called) ???

THE LITTLE BERET???

MINI PONYTAILLLLLLL

no hat no glasses, pien 🥺 he's so baby

new earrings too <33

"you guys wanna see me take off my clothes now?" i-

omg without the outer layers??? why does he look like such a good boy 💀

i love the layered necklaces tho!!!

he has such a tiny waist wtf what a slut

OMG HE CAN PUT HIS ARM DOWN TOO

i wanna give him a hug 🥺

THE OUTRO MUSIC UEUEUE

vox

voxyyyyy

this is so calming?

sasuga voxy, the production quality. GOD

shu and sonny VA!!! is the other one kotoka? meloco? kotoka for sure after watching more

TSKR JAPANESE

ONIGIRIIIIII

omg new overlay?

"oh my god. BALLS." sasuga vox

his nails are so long sheesh

"you know i keep that mf-ing thang on me" this guy lmaooo

OH HE'S ACTUALLY GOT HIS BOOBA OUT

ayo new eye makeup? pog

YOO he actually looks like a demon now jesus

yoooo black and gold horns!!!!

ponytail vox sheesh

ngl, i think this is my second fav outfit, i'm a sucker for intricate and detailed outfits

ike

PLAID GANG

HEELS STEP ON ME IKEY

such a comfy outfit ueue

the turtleneck eeee

not the steve jobs from vox on twitter lmao

OMG THE EYEBROW PIERCING AND THE BERET

eeee he's comfy boi

ikey wikey ;w; he's so precious help

omg he can write in his book now!!!

his outfit is so lowkey which is not a bad thing !!! i love!!!

THE WINKKKKKK IKEY STOP

new intro and more stuff coming?? AAAA

HE HAS MORE???? king of jebait for real

OMG HE'S GOT A SURPRISE FOR US

aaawww his new starting screen with hints to the previous ones aaa i love that 🥺

i love all their new outfits, i love that for ike and mysta it's peak comfy vibes, luca looks really handsome in his and vox and shu it's just so regal and detailed ugh i love, i stan

i can't stop looking at shu

[madonnacooper-blog]

camden for the fluff thing bc why not

Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: Camden obviously finds Madonna in his clothes, even 5 years later he’s online like ….. bitch is that my shirt?!Who enunciates hand holding?: I like to think it’s a bit of both of them, because he makes Madonna soft as fuck.Who likes having their hair washed by who?: Camden, duh. Who wouldn’t wanna touch those curls?Who likes to slow dance?: Madonna, when she’s drunk.Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: Camden, hands down. That little shit gets his hair played with and it’s game over. Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: Madonna, for sure. When she thinks they’re hidden away, she’s an absolute cuddle buddy.Who hogs most of the covers at night?: Covers??? They use blankets?!?!?Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: Madonna when she’s feeling like she needs his attention. How do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: One, because she swears she’s not hungry.Who gets jealous more easily?: MADONNAAAAAAAA. She crazy, you guys.Who gets angered more easily?: MADONNA AFHow do they go to sleep at night?: Cuddled up like two sappy teenagers in the dead of night. Spooning leads to forking, children.Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: Probably Camden because she’s always wanting to touch him. What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: They fight often, but most of the time it’s stupid as hell and it lasts a whole ten minutes before they’re back together like nothing’s even gone wrong. When they do fight – it’s absolute hell. But it wouldn’t be Madonna if she didn’t get a little rise out of him.Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: Madonna, for sure. Oh??? You like this painting??? NO FUCK YOU, I PAINTED IT, I’LL SMASH IT IF I WANT TO.How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument?: Most of the time, it’s not an apology – it’s defeat. Madonna looks into those baby blues and forgets she’s even fighting in the first place, she just remembers she’s not in his arms, and that just wont do.Do they have nicknames for each other?: Do C & Don count?????Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: Madonna tells him to stop being a big baby, but she still goes out of her way to make him soup from scratch. Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: I’m sure Camden’s had to patch her hands up more than a few times, she’s so violent – who could imagine her not with bloody knuckles? Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Is that even a question?!?!? Camden is putting her in time out while she angerly mumbles about aloe. Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: Both of them, because they’re cute like that and if one wakes up, the other is close behind. Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: If Madonna found him crying, she’d honestly not know what to do. She’d awkwardly rub his shoulders until he told her the full story, but she’d be there for him even if he didn’t. She turns into a total pile of sap when someones upset, she’d most likely hold him until he was okay and then smother him in kisses until he at least smiled again.What would they be like as parents?: I feel like they’d be absolutely insane as parents together. It’d be adorable, but their fights would be about something silly like leaving the milk out. They’d both fawn over their child like those parents at the park who are on the swings with their children, Madonna would fall more in love with their child than she was with him. It’d be a ginormous turn of events because all the hatred in her body would disappear, she’d see nothing but the three of them for the rest of her life.What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?: Madonna would’ve threw his juicebox on the ground and then came back with a cookie to apologize. She’s sour, sweet, and then gone. Look at my little sour patch kid. Who enunciates taking a bath together?: Madonna, for sure. She’s like C, you’re in the shower? Good – you fucking smell, move over I want a kiss. Who likes who playing with their hair?: I think they both like playing with the others hair. There’s something soothing about the two of them together, it’s a pile of flaming mush.The place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?: Anywhere. Literally, fucking anywhere. If you were so sucked into someone else that you barely knew the rest of the world existed, you’d fall asleep anywhere too. The movie theatre? Asleep. The library? Asleep. The park? Asleep? The bar in the corner? Yep, that’s them. They’re asleep.

[jellyfishsun]

AAAHFHDG LEMME JUST REPLY TO A FEW THINGS HERE!!

-"My heart dropped. I thought Osmosis was going to start screaming." YES oh my god he really should have ahaha!!! He's so wrapped up in NAV and virus rights at the moment, he's really emotional about it all!! I did originally make this Ozzy/Drix convo a LOT more aggressive and angry lol, but I wanted to find the right balance, because they are besties/brothers, and a big fight between them just didn't feel right...

-"What did they do with that whipped cream 🤨" :3c

-"Ending off with small bickering which I’m totes on Thrax side." I agreeeee ugh... it's so hard for both of them, but ultimately Thrax is right here. Ozzy has no idea what he'd be getting himself into if they left Frank together. He'd be just as vulnerable as Thrax is now in a foreign body, and all the work they'd done would be for nothing... Thrax would rather die than make Ozzy go through what he has gone through all his life.

-"P.S I can’t look at human anatomy the same…like we had a whole unit on the Hypothalamus and I just was like:" AAAAAAAAHAHA LMAOOOO IM SCREAMING!! OSMOSIS JONES MAKES BIOLOGY EASIER TO UNDERSTAND, AND 'SIR' MAKES IT HORNIER.

AWWHGHGGHG THIS POST HAS MADE ME SO SO HAPPY IIAIYANAII!!! <33333 SO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY, I'VE BEEN FINDING IT HARD TO BE ACTIVE ACROSS ALL PLATFORMS, BUT YOU MAKE IT SO MUCH FUN FOR ME TO LOG INTO TUMBLR !!!!😭😭😭 thank you so much uaagh I'm so happy you enjoyed the chapter, it means the absolute world to me! 😭😭💕💕

Of course @jellyfishsun updates “A study in Roja” during my 5 HOUR MEETING

[mllebabushkat]

☀️ Warrior Nun S2E8 🌙

FINALE IM NOT READY

oh?? reya hello there

protective!bea is so hot ugh

not at her Instantly going for vincent's throat

EUROTRASH JESUS— michael u legend bahahah

ava rising from her crown!coma in the back like she’s been possessed ahahhahahshs

the softness!! in avatrice's little exchange "are you alright?" "fine"

i have a pit in my stomach did you see/hear ava THIS GIRL has just accepted the inevitability and necessity of her self-sacrifice HASN'T SHE 😡😭

nooooo ava + michael my noble selfless babies :(((

hehe bea and superion ava protection squad <3

awwwweee my feels are soft and easily hurt all those goodbye moments :(((((((((((

AVA WRITING A FAREWELL LETTER TO BEA MY HEART- 😭😭

“sometimes the simple truth of being alive just…moves me” she has grown up So Much i'm so proud oh ava dearest 🥺

and superion :(( she doesn't really know but she Knows and she accepts what must happen much as it tears her apart

grumpy bea hahah i still don’t like that look on her

“you’re still a nun aren’t you? forgiveness is part of your job” -> ava sowing more seeds in bea's crisis of faith :")

michael to jillian: “i’ll see you again” um. ru sure sir

first that talking heads quote (she only learns from cam the best), and now “don’t fuck it up” YES QUEENNNNNNN SUPERION

legit my fave

oh lemme take a moment to say i LOVE the brutalist concrete set design this season !!!!!!! *kisses for the crew again*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA michael cocking his eyebrow at the fbc guard when vincent calls them adriel's virgins 💀

yasmine <333333

"that is not in any way how that works" lmaoooo

also the LITTLE SMILE on her face as she says it bea is SO. WHIPPED adsghakldfk

they’re so stupiddddddddd ocs girlies why would u have ur reunion in the open whyyyyyyy

"sister warriors don’t run" have i mentioned i love yasmine

YES AVA PHASING PUNCH

“wow she’s incredible” “yes she is” THE SMILE ON HER FACE DID I MENTION BEA'S WHIPPED

YES cam reunited with her crossbow <3

yessss avatrice combo attack fave move!

no i don’t like the distrust between them :(((((((((((

the cross reflecting in avas eyes :((( oh no :(((

wait i can't help but to imagine yasmine might've had that one moment of doubt of what if ava turned on them

OK before we get to

That Scene

let it be known that this was actually such a beautiful moment, like much as the gifsets are gorgeous they do not do the magic of this scene any justice,, my heart is so full l;khsl;js;lhjssfd

alright, ✨AVATRICE✨

"Because things change when you realise not everything's about you" bea's words laid down right back at her feet ow my heart hurts

did my eyes start watering when the music started? obvs.

"They die so everyone else can live"

"I’m doing this so you can live your life. So live it, okay?"

"I won’t. I can’t." (what is my life without you?)

and you can see the infinite fondness in ava's eyes, you can see that she plans to kiss bea already when she steps forward

and she disarms her! (because of course bea had to make a last ditch effort to save ava from herself, and of course ava's grown enough to match her in combat)

and she kisses her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

❤️

and of course it’s oh so tender

[Hymn for Her] has me in a CHOKEHOLD

the way the camera spins and the chorus swells like a revelation, like they've finally found home in each other 💖

bea's hand reaches out first and of course it's the Patented Avatrice ✨Face Caress✨

THE FOREHEAD KISS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ava's teary smile, and bea returning it with a hint of a smile and a nod

"IN THE NEXT"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOJDGDJDKSKAHSH

this music im cryign again 😭😭

we all agree we aren't normal about this scene right?????

bea is shell shocked, and ava’s heartbroken, but they both dutifully carry on in that deathly silence (*kisses for the sound designer*)

“we have no choice.” “we have a million choices…we’re both living on second chances anyway” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

there’s that parallel between ava and michael again (i love the two of them),

and there’s that great inevitable tragedy of all our heroes carrying a sacrifice they don’t deserve to be burdened with

i’m waxing poetic this episode and nobody can stop me

but the plot chugs ever onward so-

“semantics, huh? That’s what we’re betting our lives on?” “we’re betting our lives on faith.” “huh, even worse.” SPITTING FACTS atheist agenda ftw

ADRIEL A-POSING HAHAHA he looks so fucking awkward standing with his legs apart like that ajhahdhdjaha

ooooh an uneven cross window this setpiece is fantastic

NO LILITH

MICHAEL HIS HEART?????????

WHAT THE E FUCK

that’s goddamn brutal

holyyyyyyyy shittttttttttttttttt

THATS IT? HESDEAD? JUST LIKE THAT

??????

grudging respect to the writers for having the balls to put in such a cruel end

i still can’t tear my thoughts away buT

BEA HALLWAY FIGHT MY BELOVED

OH the waver in her voice 🥺 when

“you all stand between me and ava.” NO MORE PRETENCE this is HER girl in DANGER she’s gotta save her !!!!

“stay… and you’ll never walk again.” BRUTAL. LOVING this look on bea

wow wow wow ave maria melting into that 2WEI arrangement is gorgeoussssssssssssssss

that deep resonant bass hits SO good

btw i’m so proud of myself for instantly recognising a signature 2wei song without checking they really are the kings of epic soundtracks

YES BEA KICK ASSSSSSSSS you are a work of ART

a l s o yES YASMINE THE CROSS SHIV

“that’s your femoral artery” i LOve a nerdy badass <33

“oh you uNHoLy biTcH” AHDHFKALHDJDKD LMFAOOO YESSSS

wanna take a moment to acknowledge bea’s compassion when she tells yas keep safe, you’ve done enough.

yasmine my bby going “maybe I’ll just sit here and wait for a while” hahahahA BEST GIRLIE ILY

update up top: camilla my beloved still kicking ass <3

sigh alright back to the slaughter chamber

hmmmmmmmm backstory

what is adriel’s gripe with reya ? is it possible it’s actually valid??? i need to know M O R E

alright adriel’s distracted thx for the mindfuck cam mwah x

OK AVA LESGO

yes stab his little bitch ass,, love that sword toss + phasing move gO STYLE ON HIM

fuck lilith uP

adriel is an airbender ?????

oh but the shot of michael’s lifeless heart :(((( i didn’t need to see him like this again :(( i’m really gonna miss him rest in peace my boy :(((((

BEA-

OH SHIT THE BOMB And the

divinium shrapnel-

“wait just let me rest for a little bit okay” WAIT NO SHE’S DYING

AND ADRIEL LIVES NO NOT THE EVIL LAUGH NOT THE VIOLIN CADENZA—

(side note love the shot of adriel limping then walking as his foot horrifyingly twists back to normal)

“i cannot be killed in this realm” fucking semantics didn’t pull through in the end :(((

bUT CAM WITH THE CLUTCH

OH AND ava’s been fighting without the halo this whole time???? what a BAMF

TARASKSSSSSSSSSSS WOW never did i think they’d save the day no i lie. semantics saved the day

HAHAHAHAHAHAA TEAR THE BITCH APART insert kill bill meme

ok but did they actually kill him this time (if so DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD)

reya to the rescue..! that *nod*

ah, birdsong. they’ll be alright up top :)

ALAS

ava’s still dying

and they’re cradling again

and surely these are their final moments together

“Why are you always trying to save me?” (she loves you)

“Let me go”

“Be free” (remember this exchange from last time?)

“I love you” (you knew that)

“I love you” (you didn’t hear)

see you, ava

:”(

lilith, still “i really hope we end up on the same side”, and then she’s gone too

and there’s nothing left except for the music to ramp up, and the arc to power down, and her to sit at its base,

alone

and it finally hits her, she’s lost, it’s over

bea 🥺 darling

:((

…

but post credits????!!!

post-ocs!bea is Yet Another Vibe

ugh when i have the energy i’ll make another rant about the significance of her looks this season

sister dora arms! cute hair~

of course, the montage and the cast sendoffs as bea walks out but she looks happy, free

a final farewell, but only for now <3

and the sword glow????

AND THAT’S IT

extra shoutout to [Always Forever] the lofi credits, istg the ost this season SLAPS

but yeah, holy shit, it really is over. that’s it, that’s all of season 2 huh (i’m hoping so hard for a season 3 and more). damn this was a good ride. so many new memories to treasure. so many more thoughts yet to be articulated. but all that for later,

in the next x

[sunder-soul]

hey yo it’s me again, i finally finished seven devils just about now so i wanted to reach out to you for such a masterpiece... thank you thank you thank you. i cannot tell you how emotional and touched and sad and relieved and everything else i feel right now 😭😭😭

i must say the last three chapters with all the horror, angst, death and dread had me crying for more than two hours straight 😭😭 i still don’t know how a person can possibly make another person feel so many complicated and contradicting emotions at the same time just with their writing. i appreciate it greatly, thank you so much again🥺 also i LOVED, between all that action, how you managed to stick to the canon as much as possible further showing that all marina had been doing might have been for nothing, while also adding all the small details you’ve been building up since the very start - be it fawkes’ feather in tom’s wand or the basilisk still being alive or many others, it was SO awesome to see all of it coming together at the end including the smallest things i had already forgotten, so congratulations!!!

anyways after all the tears and kicking myself to stay silent in the middle of the night, the epilogue came and i was finally filled with peace and fluff and love and all the good feelings that come with the softest version of tom 🥺🥺 lemme tell you if i didn’t die at tom’s ‘i love you more than anything and anyone’ , i definitely did when he asked ‘are we in love?’ 🥺😭 all the laughter, bickering, sarcasm was doing well in calming my frenzied mind until tom reached his hand to marina and i realised i was finally finished, so all the tears came rolling again 🥺😭

so sorry for the long ramble but i’m still so high with all the feels right now and i have to thank you again and again for it 😭🥺 thank you for giving us such a beautiful story, thank you for this softer version of tom that you write oh so nicely, thank you for giving me the best of distractions i needed desperately, thank you for everything!!!!! 🥺❤️

Bruhhhhhhhh 😭

Yes I am so weak for soft tom but we really did have to work to get there in sevdevs lmaoooo. I'm sorry for making you cry though, I always genuinely feel quite bad about people telling me that 😭

You're the sweetest this was such a lovely message to read 😢💗 thank you so much for reading!!!!

[yoongsisbae]

HI HI HI CAPSLOCK ANON IS BACK, IK I ALREADY RANTED, BUT I WANT TO RANT MORE!!!

YK READING THIS SERIES REALLY MADE MY REACTION GO FROM 😐🤨😟😯😮😡 AND REPEAT!!! (●__●) BUT IN A GOOD FUNNY ISH WAY OFC!!

LEMME TELL YOU WHEN JOON SAID

" PLEASE JUST STAY HERE PLEASE WE NEED YOU AND YOU NEED US " I WAS LIKE

" NAUR MC DOESN'T NEED YOU, THE FEELINGS AREN'T MUTUAL, SUCKS TO NOT ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT OR NEED HUH, YK LIKE WHEN YOU LEFT MC TO DIE IN THE AIRPORT MAYBE, DOES THAT RING SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND "(￣ヘ￣;)

GOOD THING THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE, BECAUSE THE WAY IF I WAS MC, I WOULD ACTUALLY BE SO PETTY AND JUST LET THEM DIE(• ▽ •;) BUT HEY THIS IS A BTS X READER AU, SO DON'T LET THEM DIE IG

(*・～・*)

BUT YK WHO YOU SHOULD LET TO DIE, DEV & MINHO, ISTG AMAZING AUTHOR, IF YOU DON'T KILL THEM, MAYBE I'LL HOP INTO YOUR AU JUST TO KILL THEM MYSELF(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ I WOULD CHOP THEIR SMALL DCK TO NONEXISTENT DCK AND FEED IT TO ZOMBIES

BUT HEY IF I HOPPED INTO THE AU, I MIGHT JUST TRY TO STEAL MC FROM BTS TOO, I WOULD BE SCREAMING PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME ENERGY TO MC, LIKE WHO NEEDS MEN AM I RIGHT(・∀・) MC DO YOU NEED A GIRLFRIEND, BECAUSE I'M WILLING TO BE YOUR GF YK

KIM SEOKJIN MAY BE WORLD WIDE HANDSOME, BUT MC IS WORLD WIDE BADDIE + SURVIVOR, SHE IS (｡♡‿♡｡)

OKAY THATS ENOUGH RANT FOR THE CHAPTER,SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE!!

Y/n has so many fans, whose the idol now?!? 😆😆 Thank you for enjoying my story so much 🥺 I love hearing everyone’s reviews 💕💕

“SUCKS TO NOT ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT OR NEED HUH” Lmaoooo mic drop!

[imagines-mha]

Gahhh bro you have no idea how happy you just made me💓💓😭😭 i'm over here rolled up in my blanket like a little sushi roll🍣 cuz I'm sick af🤧 and suddenly i get a notification that you opened requests again💕💕💕💕 like did i die and go to heaven🤯💫 if you feel like it could you please do some headcanons for our beautiful flame papa, setsuno and whoever you feel like writing for taking care of their sick babe💝💝 thank you and LOTS OF LOVE💖💖💖💖~ yours truly, first in command anon💞💞💞💞

UGH BRO I LOVE YOU SM!!! UR MESSAGE GAVE ME M O T I V A T I O N I WANT 2 SMOOCH U SM RN 😫😫😫 also ur probably SM better by now but i got dem hcs anywaus for u bro ok ily 💕💕💕

Daddy Enji

🔥 Lmaoooo the man is like an OVERGROWN AWKWARD POTATO. Sry 2 anyone who thinks he’d be good at handling a sick s/o but he wouldn’t 😳

🔥“Do you....do you want soup”

Enji wtf did u even TRY

🔥 He does mean well though and it’s awful sweet. He’ll approach you with some soup and meds, alongside your favourite candy he made his assistants buy for him bought you

🔥 He can seem a little strict and demanding but as i said he does mean well promise

“I want to see you eating all of this soup and then taking your medication, y/n-“ he’d order, sitting on the edge of your bed and gazing down at you expectantly but like DAMN how can u refuse when he’s LOOKIN AT U LIKE THT.

🔥 He becomes softer when you’re sick. Even if it’s by like 5%- it’s still noticeable

🔥 Will 100% wrap you in a burrito blanket and use his quirk to heat you up when you get cold flushes and ITS LITERALLY FUCKING HEAVEN

🔥 ask him for a cuddle. Literally just do it. Even if he’s signing documents due the next morning, he’ll drop everything to hold you

🔥 His s/o is sick. What was he expected to do? NOT take care of them?

Setsuno

🎱 Ohhhhhh boy.

🎱 Do u wanna be pampered bro?? Do you wanna be treated like absolute royalty to the point you feel like a genuine prince/princess/princet??

🎱 Well you have come to the right residence because toya setsuno does NOT come to play when it comes to love lemme just tell u 😤😤😤

🎱 All u gotta do is cough. Tht’s it bro. Cough.

Then you’re immediately on his hitlist and by hitlist i mean CARE list

🎱 He’ll put you in bed, and dedicate DAYS to taking care of you. After all, you do so much for him when he doesn’t deserve it...he must pay you back SOMEHOW

🎱 Expect chicken soup, cuddles, kisses (he doesn’t care if he gets sick), movie days, games, hair playing- the lot. Expect it all bro cus he gives it 100%

🎱 He CAN be a little overbearing and suffocating at times but just say the word and he’ll give you space. He just worries bro

🎱 Even when you’re fully healed and feel ZILCH amount of sickness- he’ll still insist on nursing you. He honestly kinda loves it??

🎱 Whether that’s in a yandere-“now-noone-can-touch-them” type of way or a general cutie way is completely up to u my dude 😎😎

[sugarchains]

SAW THE WIG POST. have been wondering for fifty years. how do you. find. and buy. a wig. i want to do that but i dont know how and i dont even know where to start. are there stores? what are they called. can u buy wigs online or will u die ? sorry to bother u with this im just SO lost thank u i love u

lmaoooo no youre not bothering me!

so NOW, you can buy wigs online, theres a bunch of stores you can buy from. even amazon sells wigs. (like two of the wigs i wear a lot i got from either amazon or wish. bc im a disgrace. but also i wanted like bright colors and those usually cost more)

you can also like find them in beauty supply stores, or you can get them custom made too? 

they can be SUPER EXPENSIVE. depending on like. how thick, long, or curly/straight you want it to be? 

im about to go to bed, but lemme know if you want me to drop links to some online stores for wigs and i’ll post tomorrow after work!

[jungcock]

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHH U REALLY PLAYED WITH MY HEART WITH PART 5 STOPPPPP I HATE UU i mean like i love u uwu bc ur so great in every way and i appreciate you BUT I HATE UUUU IM CRYING ╥﹏╥ ╥﹏╥ ╥﹏╥

omg alskdjkldfsg ITS OK YOU CAN HATE ME I GIVE U PERMISSION AALKDJFGF,DSGKN

Anonymous said:i say this with all the love for you i can muster, but fuck you. the last chapter has me Fuckedt Up

LMAo its ok i sense the love xo

Anonymous said:it’s been six hours since i’ve read fa5 and i’m still sobbing over that ending,, shit rly fucked me up

omg nooooo take care of yourself, hunny bb

Anonymous said:The latest chapter made my stomach literally drop. Felt like I was actually there, I’m so speechless. Holy crAp

oh my gosh!! that is quite a compliment, thank you!

ladiesalute said:please let this last scene be oc’s nightmare....i literally held my breath for the whole chapter MIA I HATE/LOVE YOU

LMAOOOO ok i will say *spoiler alert* it’s not her nightmare sorry boo

sfushia said:SBSJDJD I JUST FINISHED READING FATAL ATRACCTION PT 5 AND THE ENDING HAS ME FUXKIGN SCREECHINGGG NOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭MY HEART IS BROKEN

OMGGGG LEMME GIVE U CUDDLES I’M SORRY ASKDHGJ

decembersagii said:So our hearts are toys for you now *wipes tears*

*smiles evilly* hehe

Anonymous said:I was boo boo the fool to actually believe no one was gonna die even though I literally knew someone was gonna die. BY THE WAY YOU WRITE AMAZINGLY MY HEART IS RACING BECAUSE I CAN LITERALLY IMAGINE EVERYTHING HAPPENING💗💗💗💗

hahahhahaha omg ok it makes me so happy my writing makes you feel that way omg!!! really that’s so cool and the best compliment, thank you!!

gigglesforme said:okay. OKAY. We need to talk about FA. First of all.... HOW DARE YOU, Second of all, still love you and your writing, Third of all, HOW DARE YOU.

LMAOOOO IT HAD TO HAPPEN I’M SORRY 

[1ground-jordan]

shiiii my bad bro, i been known i missed a month or two but i didn’t plan on being this late. listening to ski mask fatality snippet on repeat rn, just been super stuck in the past. watched all american trash doc and mtv1987 summer tour vids, i hope they NEVER take them down >:( tech. difficulties radio is fuegooo, especially downside and the end of twisted 🥵🥵 matt champion is leveling UPpp. finally “started” ADAWAVES, rly glad dojo is on board i was lowkey wishing for that. the problem is i haven’t actually sat down and designed shit, be it visuals or sounds. ahhhhhhh i’m consuming way too much to be making nothing, stop being so fucking afraid of shit not being perfect. you HAVE to fail, and it SHOULD be for public consumption. they’re not perfect either. owwww this snippet hasn’t gotten annoying AT ALL. i work at two places now, fernbank dollarama and hazeldean dq. working is good, even though i dread knowing that i won’t have an entire day to myself for weeks to come, and then when i finish a shift it’s like i forget i have another one just as long the next day lmaoooo now i got under 2 hours before i have to leave. ughhhhh i hate limbo, it just feels like i’m wasting my time on earth in a bad thought cycle, and in the good thought cycles i’m just optimistic, with ideas i like. pretty fucking useless if i’m not actually acting on them, the optimism is good though, def needed. how the FUCK did this man gio make scouts in a month lol. joey was 17 when he made 1999, kevin abstract was JUST 18 when he made mtv1987, trav was JUST 21 when he dropped owl pharaoh, jahseh did everything before 21. but i still struggle to even take shit a day at a time so lemme not get ahead of myself. i wonder if i had a shorty would i be more accountable?? i have no response to that thought lemme go take a shower and clear my mind. stay safe, die as slow as possible, love u