#LMAO i love this

[oyeixcher]

Every AkkAyan Scene (16 ¦ ??)

Ak: "Come here. Hold here. The other hand." Ay: "That's it?" Ak: "Yes." … Ay: "Bastard. Do you need to throw me so hard?" Ak: "Stay focused." Ay: "I'm focused." Ak: "Get up. Up. Come here. Come closer. You throw me this time. Do it." Ay: "Okay." Ak: "Right position. Go on." Ay: "I'll go now." Ak: "Go. That's all you got? You're weak, Shortstop." Ay: "Will you let me go." Ak: "No." Ay: "I said let me go." Ak: "If you want to be free, try to squirm free. Suppose you can do it." Ay: "What's wrong, Big Foot? You're tense. Hm?" Ak: "I'm taking off. Just realised I've got something to do." Ay: "Why do you slouch?"

[thatmooncake]

Well that escalated quickly 🌹

[dying-weeds]

[definitelynotdamiano]

Delivering hot goods only today - Måneskin's TikTok, 01.02.2023

[holameow]

Um ok so every time I go to my church, this picture gets me thinking so many things and not just like, spiritual? but like .. cmon? Lol don’t tell my bishop.

I’m going to hell. Lol

[stargazing-sapphire2]

From incorrect quotes (Imma explode your inbox with these silly ones)

Hesh: ''Operation no more distractions is a go!'' not even 10 seconds later Hesh: ''Oh, look! A butterfly!''

Beth: Hesh, WHAT THE FU-

[numbbrainstrorm]

She looks like she's mentally ill 😭

She looks sick somebody give her chicken soup lol

[hiding-in-the-shadows]

Whump on crack:

“This is literally the craziest thing that has ever happened to me! EEEK! This is so exciting!” Whumpee babbled.

“You’re being kidnapped?”

“Yeah, I know, silly!”

[divinequo]

@princessofdarkness21 Its barbie b*tch if you still in doubt～✧⁠*⁠。｡⁠☆🌺🩰

(without glass)

Ahhh I love this so much!<3 think I did a pretty good job

[intcritus]

toya vs mama inari

[key-lime-soda]

Jackson: YOU KILLED MY FATHER

Mizuchi: No, I AM YOUR FATHER

Jackson: WHAT?

Mizuchi: NO UH- IM PREGNANT AND YOURE THE FATHER

Jackson: W H A T ????

Mizuchi: IMEAN- YOURE PREGANANT AND IM THE BABY

Jackson: W H A T ?;?!?!?;?;??!!

Mizuchi: 😰

archer took the family tree and scrambled it like eggs. now mizuchi doesn't even know where he's supposed to be

[f1version]

63 for the wrapped q!!

it’s one of us by abba 😭 i freaking love that song, listened to it a lot when me and my ex broke up

[xaallo]

xaa vc: im the heir to an empire, the longest reigning dynasty from the most oldest species the universe has ever known

also xaallo: *eats grass like a common cow* *drinks ocean water*

[jackbaphomet]

Parenthood difficulties 🧉

[stargazing-sapphire2]

Jemíma: “Who’s so pretty!” As Jemíma entered the living room, she giggled happily and holding baby Helena on her hip, pointing at her new diamond earrings.

Hesh: “Oh my god”

Beth: “Jemí, what did you do!”

Jemíma: “What I told you..”

Beth: “You pierced her ears!?”

Jemíma: “What I said.. I was going to make her pretty ‘earrings’ “

Hesh: “I thought you said ‘hair rings’…”

Jemíma: “What are ‘HAIR RINGS’ ?”

Beth: “Yes David, what are ‘hair rings’ ?”

Hesh: “Something.. that you know.. tie your hair with— SHE SAID IT!” He pointed at Jemíma

Jemíma: “I didn’t say ‘hair rings’. I said ‘EARRINGS’. You don’t like it?”

Beth: “Of course— you punctured our daughter!”

(Love how it's canon Hesh and Beth are so fucking clueless even after becoming parents lmao I love it)

Beth: YOU STABBED MY DAUGHTER! Now she's been physically deformed!

Jemíma: *Facepalms* Oh, for fucks sake, it's not that bad--

Henry, walking in with baby Elias on his shoulders, whose distracted with a rubix cube: She's right, you know

Beth&Hesh: DAD/HENRY?!

Henry: 🤷

[umbral-stigmata-unbound]

“My mom? Ha! Do I feel sorry for you! Good luck trusting anything that bitch says!”