#LMAO i love this

[habken]

🙏🙏 like jesus but instead of three days it was like eight hours

[meep-meep-richie]

they can just ***** their problems away

[oyeixcher]

Every AkkAyan Scene (16 ¦ ??)

Ak: "Come here. Hold here. The other hand." Ay: "That's it?" Ak: "Yes." … Ay: "Bastard. Do you need to throw me so hard?" Ak: "Stay focused." Ay: "I'm focused." Ak: "Get up. Up. Come here. Come closer. You throw me this time. Do it." Ay: "Okay." Ak: "Right position. Go on." Ay: "I'll go now." Ak: "Go. That's all you got? You're weak, Shortstop." Ay: "Will you let me go." Ak: "No." Ay: "I said let me go." Ak: "If you want to be free, try to squirm free. Suppose you can do it." Ay: "What's wrong, Big Foot? You're tense. Hm?" Ak: "I'm taking off. Just realised I've got something to do." Ay: "Why do you slouch?"

[dying-weeds]

[wish-i-were-heather]

so like. hi.

us on discord core!

[th3realsp1nb4llwh1zz3r]

My honest reaction to that as a Cosmo main:

[dailyroundtable]

"ONE PICTURE BETA, ONE PICTURE. THAT'S ALL I WANTED."

-Minthe, relentlessly slapping Beta or smth

[stargazing-sapphire2]

From incorrect quotes (Imma explode your inbox with these silly ones)

Hesh: ''Operation no more distractions is a go!'' not even 10 seconds later Hesh: ''Oh, look! A butterfly!''

Beth: Hesh, WHAT THE FU-

[hiding-in-the-shadows]

Whump on crack:

“This is literally the craziest thing that has ever happened to me! EEEK! This is so exciting!” Whumpee babbled.

“You’re being kidnapped?”

“Yeah, I know, silly!”

[divinequo]

@princessofdarkness21 Its barbie b*tch if you still in doubt～✧⁠*⁠。｡⁠☆🌺🩰

(without glass)

Ahhh I love this so much!<3 think I did a pretty good job

[meep-meep-richie]

Can’t believe my biggest competition in being Simons no1 fan is Simon self?!

[intcritus]

toya vs mama inari

[f1version]

63 for the wrapped q!!

it’s one of us by abba 😭 i freaking love that song, listened to it a lot when me and my ex broke up

[daylightisviolent]

What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian

Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that

Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that

I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that

OO WEE OO

[dcwnrisen-aa]

"Hey Colten." Hiro started, shuffling across the library with a handful of cooking books but also a letter already opened. "Do you know of any apartments open for new tenants?" He wasn't savvy up this side of the city, being more used to the outskirts and student areas. He needed to move on from them since he didn't age like the rest of them and being at the age he was now, he thought it was time to get a new place for himself.

"Is this area good to live in?"

almost immediately is he in a better mood, and considering he's always in a content state, well there's no stopping the wagging of his tail. bright and warm, is the grin that spreads across his face as he slides a manga back into place before giving the tanuki his full attention. ❝ ━ mm, i know of a few, but they're a little pricey. and not very spacious. ❞ which is why he's always grateful to have gotten his own apartment at a steal and it was more than enough for three of him ! especially when he got the zoomies ! so much space to jump around and um, tear the curtains down by accident. anyway, that was irrelevant.

a thought occurs to him and he gasps, reaching out to grab hiro by the shoulders, gently shaking him, ❝ ━ live with me ! i've got room and i don't even live that far from him, less than a five minute walk. and everything you can think of is nearby ! foot traffic is decent too, because the subway is ten minutes away too. ❞

he's wiggling in place, giving his friend puppy eyes, ❝ ━ there's tons of perks of living with me too, because i can make us breakfast and there'll always be snacks. i'm the best cuddle buddy too and i'm warm, so you never have to worry about being cold. ❞ lashes blink innocently over his gaze, ❝ ━ plus, it's me ! your friend. and i'm sure you don't wanna meet some stuffy new person when i'm right here ! no awkward first meetings, just me and a good time ! ❞ he's whisper-shouting at this point, but he doesn't let up on the puppy eyes, ❝ ━ regardless, i can still help you find something if you say no. i have connections.❞ he says it like they're in a spy movie, but he's kidding, maybe. / @nvrcmplt

[stargazing-sapphire2]

Jemíma: “Who’s so pretty!” As Jemíma entered the living room, she giggled happily and holding baby Helena on her hip, pointing at her new diamond earrings.

Hesh: “Oh my god”

Beth: “Jemí, what did you do!”

Jemíma: “What I told you..”

Beth: “You pierced her ears!?”

Jemíma: “What I said.. I was going to make her pretty ‘earrings’ “

Hesh: “I thought you said ‘hair rings’…”

Jemíma: “What are ‘HAIR RINGS’ ?”

Beth: “Yes David, what are ‘hair rings’ ?”

Hesh: “Something.. that you know.. tie your hair with— SHE SAID IT!” He pointed at Jemíma

Jemíma: “I didn’t say ‘hair rings’. I said ‘EARRINGS’. You don’t like it?”

Beth: “Of course— you punctured our daughter!”

(Love how it's canon Hesh and Beth are so fucking clueless even after becoming parents lmao I love it)

Beth: YOU STABBED MY DAUGHTER! Now she's been physically deformed!

Jemíma: *Facepalms* Oh, for fucks sake, it's not that bad--

Henry, walking in with baby Elias on his shoulders, whose distracted with a rubix cube: She's right, you know

Beth&Hesh: DAD/HENRY?!

Henry: 🤷