#LMAO DANNY WOULD THO

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU: Soulmates only meet in the afterlife...And Danny is dead half of the time. 

It was the general consensus that Soulmates did indeed exist, and that there were a couple of hints to know if your soulmate was, but you wouldn’t know for certain until you died. This was often devastating for widows of non-soulmates but... Widows could hear the voices of and feel the phantom touches of their Soulmates. That after their loved one passed away, they didn’t truly leave them. 

Soulmates always traveled to the infinite realms together in a pair, unwilling to pass on without the other. This leads to the ghosts that seemingly never moved on and gave Danny so much grief, they needed to pass the time until their loved one died some how. 

Danny dies and feels himself talking to himself more often while transformed into Phantom, kicking butt and taking names aside. Just small things to reassure himself, nothing more than an instinct to process the situation he was in with this insane life he was living. 

I’m going to be okay, I’m going to get out of this.

I swear to all the ancients that Casper High better make a statue in my honor. 

Mom and Dad don’t mean it. 

The fundraiser to rebuild Poltergeist Avenue is going to be ridiculous.

Mom and Dad wouldn’t mean it if they really knew. 

Nasty burger really should rebrand but my goodness is this the best shit ever. 

It takes a few years to think about the fact that he might have a soulmate who could hear him- how unlikely would that be though? It’s not like he was haunting the person, so it probably wasn’t any big issue. Was there a proximity thing involved? Clockwork sighs and gives him no true answers. 

...

Tim has been hearing the voice of his Soulmate for years. Not...All the time though. He’d mapped out the time frame by which he did hear the additional male voice, accumulated enough data to determine a general profile and geotagged a few of the landmarks mentioned to find the most likely town. Restaurants, street names, highschools, and notable names all help Tim to find what he’s looking for. The concerning amount of comments on his soulmates parents make Tim’s blood boil and motivate him all the more. 

Thing is...Amity Park is under a complete media blackout. The challenge nearly makes him swoon, as if his dead soulmate were leading him towards his favorite hobby (taking down corrupt groups of assholes with too much power, cult or government, was his ideal pass time). He just wants to know who his soulmate was. He wants to know who is waiting for him. 

Arriving undercover and unannounced as a random tourist, Tim cannot find his soulmates grave. Can’t find anything about the person who died all those years ago and had spoken in his ear ever since. He’s about to storm the Mayor’s office, his plans for the GIW already in motion, when a ghost attack begins. 

Phantom arrives and suddenly Tim understands who exactly he’s been looking for. Getting into the crosshairs of the fight, Tim pulls a few RR moves and Phantom cautiously approaches him after capturing the assailant ghost. 

“I’m here because you’re my soulmate, and it’s very interesting that you only talk to me during non-business hours. Care to explain what you’re doing between 9 am and 3 pm, Monday through Friday?” 

“Uh... High school mostly. Wait you can hear me? You’re my soulmate?” 

Cue Danny de-transformation, explanation of his death and ability to die on command, and Tim’s very softball interrogation with his presentation on how he found Danny through the small conversational phrases.

They kiss as the GIW headquarters explode in the background.

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

[rosie-lav-art]

Matching wintertime JL and Danny 🥰

I love them 😭

[i-have-one-braincell]

🔞🔞🔞 ask

If the disaster trouple ever fuck you know they'll be trying to out-do each other

M!Ava is fast and rough, littering Peter with bleeding bite marks and scratches, barely giving him a break

While,

Danny is slow and gentle, giving caresses and kisses, making sure Peter feels everything – from every stroke to every grind

M!Ava is all fucking and Danny is making love; they'll both overstimulate him though, no doubt about that – M!Ava making him peak quickly while Danny gradually builds it up and edges him

Quite scandalous indeed.

I feel like Danny would be gentle and loving but deep down he wants to chew every part of Peter’s body inside and out and break him like a Kit-Kat bar but decided not to cuz Peter is already suffering and losing strength from m!Ava 😞😞😞😞

RIP to Danny’s desires🥀

[chargoeson]

i am soooo close to 10k for april so far and it feels very cool to say that in general, but underneath the stats it is actually in like five different docs and i am having so much fun jumping between origin scenes and gay sex. what a time to be alive.

[sunrizef1]

Austin Orange

Daniel Ricciardo x fem!reader

summary: Daniel’s obsession with Austin goes even farther than just the city.

A/n: finished this at 1 am lmao

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Austin, Texas 📍

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user1 I love her

user2 slayyy

user3 is she from Austin?

↳ user4 I think she’s from somewhere in east Texas, he family owns a ranch near Austin tho

user5 Daniel in the likes??? 😭

user6 Danny ric????

user7 you guys are late Danny’s been in this girls like for a loooong time

user8 😍

user9 r we gonna get farm content???

danielricciardo 😍

↳ user10 get outta here

↳ user8 I commented this too ur not special

↳ user2 a man…

danielricciardo

Austin, tx 📍

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user11 I <3 cowboy daniel

user12 Texas is my fav

user13 I recognize that hat shop…

user14 funniest thing is Daniel didn't even go to UT 😭

user15 this looks similar to a certain cow-girls post…

↳ user16 girl what

↳ user17 @/yourusername just posted and it was like these same pics

↳ user18 and Daniel even liked it lmao

↳ user19 not even trying to hide it lol

redbullracing 🐂

user20 does he understand college football???

user21 🐄🤠🧡

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user22 where is heeeee

user23 the cow 🥹

user24 ranch content!

user25 I thought cowgirls were just in movies…

user26 liked by danielricciardo

user27 what’s the animals names?

↳ yourusername the cow is named Cheeto and the horse is named Billy <3

↳ user28 CHEETO?? 😭

danielricciardo 👋

↳ yourusername 👋

user29 YALL SEEING THIS?

user30 she responded!!!!

user31 so they’re in love now

user32 I wanna be a farm girlie 🥲

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↳ 👀 did you get a certain Texan to show you around???

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user33 sorry???

user34 🧑‍🦯 I do not see

user35 IS THAT Y/N????

user36 ewww

user37 CHEETO???

user38 no cuz you guys don’t get it, y/n had used the orange heart for forever and now Daniel is posting it after he finally got to meet her my heart can’t take it

landonorris 💋💋💋

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user39 that better be y/n or so help me god

user40 lando?? 😭

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user41 danielllll

user42 that’s Daniel if I’ve ever seen him

user43 billyyyyy

↳ user44 the true star

landonorris hey

↳ danielricciardo ???

user45 she’s so bae

user46 when she’s from Texas >

user47 I still don’t like her

↳ yourbsf girl stfu he won’t pick you

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user48 liked by danielricciardo

user49 I’m in love with them both

user50 I don’t think that’s Daniel 🤷‍♀️

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user52 oh god they’re like sickeningly sweet

user54 YEAHHHHH

user55 Daniel Ricciardo school of manifestation

user56 THIS IS WHAT WEVE BEEN WANTING

user57 couple of the year I fear

danielricciardo my lady 🧡

↳ yourusername my cowboy 🧡

↳ user58 AWWWWW

user59 sobbing

landonorris 🤠💋

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user60 I’m in love with both of them

user61 fav couple

[demonic0angel]

Part 4 of Phantom’s Royal Court (click for clarity)

Extra notes:

+ Paulina and Dash are the two models in the picture :) (with a tiny Star at the bottom). They and all of their friends who bullied Danny have chosen to work inside of his castle in order to make up for their past. I hate the idea of “victim forces their bullies to become their servant for revenge”, so I choose to believe that Paulina and Dash voluntarily chose to become Danny’s employees. They technically just count as extra bodyguards and do some errands for him when they have free time, unlike Sam and Tucker who are with Danny 24/7.

+ Because the Observants are so paranoid, most humans inside of the Phantom Castle do not have weapons (except for Jazz, Valerie, and Wes). However, Danny didn’t like the thought of them being defenseless, so he advocated for them and Tucker developed their wrist guards, which form shields when the buttons are pressed. Said shields are able to protect them from both ghost attacks and human bullets but can’t really do much else.

+ Paulina and her friends help Sam and Valerie in defending Danny when needed. They rarely attack people, but when they do, it’s incredibly vicious. Dash and the boys tackle people when protecting Danny tho lmao

+ Wes works as Valerie’s attendant and assistant and mainly works with Jazz and Tucker in counsel/advising and informative work. He wears a mask similar to Valerie’s and wears red in order to differentiate himself from the others. He also receives a few weapons from Valerie to protect himself bc he’s Valerie’s closest ally and she does not fully trust anyone else.

+ I like Wes as Valerie’s best friend bc I believe that when she heard that Wes was investigating Phantom, she immediately befriended him for his investigative abilities and bc she was so lonely when she lost all of her friends. (Also, I think it’s funny asf to imagine Wes pulling his hair out bc Valerie won’t believe him when he says Danny is Phantom, even tho she literally fights him everyday.)

+ The design for both Paulina and Dash both look servant-like, despite how I tried to avoid it. It is somewhat unintentional because I wanted them to have formal, but practical clothing without looking like any of the others. The fact that they’re uniforms doesn’t help 😞

+ Like Jazz, the black veil is meant to resemble a mourning veil. The idea was that Danny’s human friends would wear it as a sign of mourning for him, while the “gods” wore masks as burial shrouds and to hide their human faces. The only two humans who don’t wear a veil are Valerie, who was chosen to kill Danny if he ever went rogue, and Wes, who is loyal only to Valerie.

Part one

Part two

Part three

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

No, but you don't understand, Technus is so fucking funny, and without even trying. Like, imagine telling somebody about his whole deal, it'd be a trainwreck lmao.

"So there's this ghost who can control all kinds of technology."

"Okay."

"He looks like an off brand cosplay of Nikola Tesla and can and will villain monologue you to death."

"Yeah, okay, continue."

"One of his plans of world domination was fully dependant on making his favourite enemies-to-lovers ship canon."

"I'm sorry, what."

The most outrageous thing, tho! The thing that drives me up the wall!! Is that his convoluted plans work like clockwork!!! If Sam wasn't an MVP that she is, then Technus' plan to take over the internet by playing a fucking videogame would have been successful. Combining Technus' technology and Skulker's mastery with weapons was a real pro gamer move, and they did almost beat Danny's ass in under 5 minutes. His plan to distract both Danny and Valerie by matchmaking them was stupid as fuck and yet it fucking worked!! How the fuck did it work.

His downfalls are literally 1) his arrogance, and 2) simple dumb bad luck. The reason why he and Skulker failed was because they both were pretentious fucks and were too prideful to cooperate with each other properly despite literally sharing a body. And if Danny and Valerie were a little less afraid of the other getting hurt, he'd have succeeded there, like, for real-real.

His failings more often than not are really just unlucky coincidencies. What a loser lmao.

[shower-phantom-ideas]

You guys just don’t understand

You can’t even begin to grasp the amount of pranks Danny could pull on super heros (is that one words? Superheros?)

Added a read more because I hate long posts

Danny as a ghost is so powerful. Like our boy can walk through walls, disappear, and fly! Do you even grasp how much more unique he is than the others guys??

Jokes aside just imagine if you will. Danny could leave batburger cups next to Batman all the time (he comes back later to toss em out of Big ol B doesn’t)

Like hell we talk about Danny just showing up basically stalking the heros but ok hear me out. He didn’t mean to figure out Batmans identity ok but he was in the right place at the right time and over heard some stuff. Now he follows Bruce Wayne around instead. Always spitting out if a batburger cup. Maybe Bruce makes eye contact with him and one time Danny just leans his drink out to as one does to offer a sip xD the man is horrified.

For the ?Robins? The other bats maybe he leaves gifts of sorts. Stuff they would like made from his ice or something. He can understand becoming a hero young and most (if not all) of them did that. He plays favourites with the younger Heros for sure. But hes still making them have there “God?? Is that you” moments like everyone else.

Hell he could follow Superman around and always make his cape flow against the wind and the Hero wouldn’t know wtf is going on. Maybe Superman hears a very slight snickering maybe but the prank is harmless enough so why worry too much. I mean it’s probably bad someone can do this without getting detected till they give themselves away by laughing but nothing harmful yet. (Yet would emphasise Batman)

I don’t know anything about GreenArrow but I assume he uses a bow and arrow so I could imagine Danny grabbing his arrows and making them fly in crazy wild paths before hitting their mark.

Idk honestly how he would fuck with GreenLatern besides like using his ghost powers to try and one up his ring. Like Lantern makes a shield? Danny makes a better one next to it or in front of it. Tbh it’s actually helping Danny get better at his powers so he does this a lot rip Hal (I did not know he was played by Ryan Reynolds maybe ill watch the newer movie)

He refuses to mess with Wonder Woman because the Phandom has told me she is his fav thus he refuses to prank her. He respects her too much and is a huge enough fan that hes too nervous to even approach. Thus she thinks she is this pranksters least favourite since she is never bothered.

Aqua-man (thx for the correction siri) is pretty fun to prank because Danny can follow the man underwater. Idk anything about science of it but imagine Danny like making a space he can talk in with his ice powers (making a bubble of sorts) to make spooky noises at ?Arthur? (R we seriously going with Arthur in this one?) like I assume without actual fish related powers, or with them I havent seen any thing aquaman, you can’t talk underwater. But also if Danny figures out his real name hes 100% gonna be playing the Hey Arthur theme at this man all the time.

He just lowkey overshadows cyborg. Not in a controlling way but just along for the ride kinda way. He was gonna make remarks about his tech but ended up being stunned by how good it is. “Fam I aint gonna lie. I came here to follow you around and make comments like a streamer but your tech is crazy cool. I mean you could have saved a little room with a more compact cooling unit but I mean this is probably some of the best stuff I have seen outside my family!” Or something idk. Maybe he goes full on antman in coldwar

As for the Flash thats pretty simple. He doesn’t let the Flash run from him. I don’t think Danny could keep up with the Flash at all. Like man cants have everyones powers (can’t he tho) but he just hangs on and pretends to have followed. I mean hes invisible the whole time so not like anyone can see lmao though if (idk who the flash is? So ill use Barry cause thats why google say) if Barry goes too fast he might get Danny to give up the game cause boy is on the side vomiting. Barry is pretty smug about probably being the first to throw the prankster for a loop but Danny is just on the side like “how can you go that fast and not be sick dude”

Like tbh I was gonna just make a list of pranks he pulls on Batman but yall seem to enjoy the Justice League so here go off I guess.

Honestly I had to charge my phone so I forget a lot of the post rip this kne

[amongsnot]

wip!!

gonna draw the gang in using my favorite just dance songs as refs. will be back shortly.

[local-dragon-haunt]

You know i should probably do one of these introduction posts. It's only *checks calender* six years late...

Hi! I am Jay, as some would say :)

I'm 23, but spiritually I feel like an eldritch forest entity of incomprehensible age.

Im aro/ace, so acephobia will get you blocked lmao.

She/her and they/them pronouns work for me plz

I loved animation so much as a kid that I decided to get a bachelor's degree in it (still working in that masters tho)

My Special Interest (going on 10 years now) is How to Train Your Dragon, but I am also known to peruse a few other fandoms:

Danny Phantom (OG Phan here)

Phineas and Ferb (I'm a Perry Stan)

Gravity Falls (Dipcifica Truther)

And pretty much any other animated series you can think of

I am very sporadic about posting my own content, but if you're so inclined, you can check out my art under the #myart hashtag on this blog (but like, only in theory)

You can also find me on:

Fanfiction.net

Ao3

And at this sideblog, where i post non-fan-related content:

@litty-mctiddy

My commissions are currently open!

I can do anything you need! At least within reason. Storyboarding? Comics? Regular old drawings? Im your eldritch entity. DM me for further info, if you dare....

This blog is a safe space and will not tolerate transphobia of any kind. TERFs and radfems are not welcome here. Tumblr stop banning trans women challenge.

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[ratsplendor]

9 and 12 for the fandom ask game pretty please! Also 22 for house or wilson if you’re feeling fancy

9. Write a recommendation of someone else's fic you enjoyed!

since you asked ab house or wilson i'm gonna rec a House MD one: on boats by daasgrrl. it's Hilson, set in an alternate S5 where Wilson really did leave for good. i feel like i'm always trying to rec fics you won't find if you sort by "most hits" for the ship, esp because there are a lot from the LJ days that i think get overlooked!

one of the things i notice about LJ fics is that they're often grittier? in a way than other stuff i see. you get a happy ending but at what cost. etc. (i like all types of fic to be clear.) very much in tune with that side of the show, + i think the tendency towards fluff (albeit toxic fluff) reflects an interesting shift in the demographics of House fans then vs now. it's part of why i love zulu's fics so much :) fandom history ftw!

12. What's the funniest or craziest AU you've ever come up with?

oh, god. it would have to be anything platypus-related, probably. any AU i come up with just continually collapses under the weight of "you are trying to make Phineas and Ferb serious" lmfao.

i'm trying to remember the details. workfren and i had this long conversation going at one point wherein we tried to perryshmirtz -ify various stories. i think the one that had me very precariously suspending my disbelief was one in which Perry was like...a were-human. so his OG biology was a platypus but he got bitten by a were-human, so he'd turn into a very confused naked human for one night a month and this is Not ideal because he lives. in a family home.

unfortunately for everyone (Heinz) he is pretty hot as a human (to Heinz, and for the record also hot as a platypus to Heinz, so his judgment is already suspect) and so at the same time as they're trying to come up with a system for dealing with this mishap, Heinz is thinking really aggressively about whether he should just go for it and how unfair the whole thing is lol.

yeah. just. anything i write in that fandom i tend to struggle so very hard to be serious about (except for the really long one. we don't talk about that one. that one was just me projecting the entire time and taking vague inspiration from the show lmfao)

22. Give us a headcanon for [character]

i can never just choose one when given a choice ;-; lmao so i will give you a HC for each. mine are always uhh weirdly specific:

House: very clingy when truly drunk. lol in the show he is not afraid to like break physical boundaries, by throwing things at people, etc, but he doesn't often touch someone unless he has to/he's getting something out of it. so i kinda see him not only being clingy (arm around someone, leaning on them, etc) but just having absolutely no sense of propriety. will just play with buttons on YOUR personal shirt when he's wasted. take your phone from your own pocket to play Snake. run his fingers through your hair a lot just to see how he can get it to stick up. etc. but only when really really really drunk.

Wilson: i think he's a little bit of a klepto. like, i think for each and every person he's ever dated, he has something he stole from them. either when the relationship was going well (rite of passage type thing) or when it was ending (petty reason, even tho it's often his fault). still has some action figure he stole from Danny that he gaslit him into thinking he had no idea where it was. often he will steal a little something from people's offices at the hospital (just to assure himself he's still got it) + House will be blamed + nobody will ever believe it was him, because he's an asshole.

thank you for the ask!! <333

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Jason got the throne by proxy. After he adopted Danny and dani.

King Father Jason! King Father Jason!

For real tho, that would be hilarious if he didn't know what he was getting into!

"What do you mean you're the "high prince"?

Lmao would he think that they were playing pretend or something and get a rather rude awakening when a eyeball person came asking him to sign alternate dimention government forms?

[morimemichael]

Three are better than two

Reader is Michael’s girlfriend, but it’s taken aback completely when she finds out that Danny potentially feels something for her too. Thinking Michael may know something she tells him what she suspects.

WG: SMUT, literally, shameless smut. Threesome, size kink, slapping, choking, price kink and many other stuff f, use of Y/N, Michael x Ghostface, female receiving oral!, male receiving oral! And more lmao 😌🌝

F!READER X DBD!GHOSTFACE X DBD!MICHAEL MYERS

You just had finished your trial and you went against Ghostface again. You were suspecting for sometime now that he might like you, the way he talks with you, the way he gives you hatch….this hatch thing happened with Michael too, your actual boyfriend if you could name him that.

Mhh…it’s wierd.

You thought to yourself. Even Kazan and Caleb joked around about how much Danny likes you. At first you were hesitant about their jokes and the hatch thing in trials with Danny, and all this situation about Danny liking you…as said before, you suspect it but really didn’t pay it much attention. After all, it really was a common thing for you to happen, generally speaking, killers tended to like you. Not all of them gave you hatch or compliment your looking on trials, but still…you weren’t a ‘ugly to the view’ person to look at.

This recently finished trial wasn’t an exception for Danny to not give you hatch again, so there you were, leaving through it again. You weren’t complaining, of course not, you just wanted…more action to it.

“Well New Girl, I had fun…as always, see you next trial?” Danny asked. Him calling you by your nickname wasn’t something new, tho you didn’t mind it you preferred to be called by your actual name.

“You know, Danny…you can call me by my name.” You laughed, trying to ease the ambiance.

“Sorry y/n….i don’t call you by, well y/n, would you prefer that?” He asked politely.

“That sounds much better to me!” You replied back. He chuckled behind his mask.

You both stayed silent for a minute or two, not knowing exactly what to say to each other. Danny took off his mask and broke the silence.

“So…uhm, I was wondering if…” He hesitated for a second, he was thinking it twice what he was going to ask you, he knew it wasn’t appropriate, since you were with Michael.

“If what?” You smiled.

“Ahg, nothing…forget it, besides Myers would kill me…” He answered back patting the back of his neck with his own hand.

“Ohh, come on ghostie! We’re friends, you can ask me anything!” You affirmed. Tho his rational mind knew there were certain things he couldn’t, no, rather, shouldn’t ask.

“Yeah! Yeah, totally, we’re friends!” Danny said lowering his head, he couldn’t help but feel a little bit disappointed.

“So…?” You continued.

“I was wondering if you would want to come to Ormond tonight? Frank, Joe, Michael and me we’re having a movie night.” He explained.

You totally forgot about it, Michael had a movie night tonight that meant that you could have the night for yourself.

“Uhm…I don’t know Danny, originally I was going to have a ladies night tonight with the girls, but I guess they could spare me.” You stated.

“Oh…I see, well it’s okay if you can’t or you don’t want to! Just know that if you want to come tonight, you’re more than welcome.” He patted you on the shoulder.

“Alright! Tho I don’t promise anything, okay?” You talked back, smiling. “Is there anything else you want to say?” You added, just in case he would say what you have been suspected him to say all along, cause this Ormond thing? It sounded like an excuse to you.

I like you so much I wish I could be with you too. I wish Michael would share you…

That’s what Danny wanted to say, of course he knew better than that.

“No…I don’t think so.” He answered instead.

“Well then, I’m gonna see Michael. See you later perhaps!”

“Yeah, see ya around!” Danny spoke, his voice was sad but not sad enough for you to notice.

You made your way to Haddonfield, where you knew you would find Michael. Cool air blows against your face and you don’t find it unpleasant. You reach the door frame of the Myers’s house, you were thinking how to ask him, in the right way, if he new by any chance if Danny was into you. Fear stroke your mind when you made in your head the different outcomes of that question.

He’s gonna by pissed

He’s gonna kill him

He’s gonna dump my ass

Should I really ask him?

All of this because of one question.

You reach the top of the stairs and head to Michael’s room. You already could hear him breathing in there. Reading yourself to ask him the question you open your mouth, but not first without greeting him of course.

“Hi Michael!” You hugged him from behind, since he was crafting one of his many, many masks.

“Hi” He replied back, head too focused to elaborate something better, not that he didn’t want to, if he wasn’t doing anything he probably would be kissing you a lot of times.

“Oh, this one it’s fantastic Mike!” You talked about the mask.

“You like it?”

“It’s beautiful!” You smiled back at him.

“It’s yours, you can have it. It’s a present…” He said resting his head on your left arm.

You set down next to him and mentally prepared to ask the question. You prayed deep down that he wouldn’t snap. He seemed so in the mood today you didn’t want to ruin that.

“Uhm…Mike?” You smiled. He looked at you as saying go on. “Can I ask you a question?” Your heart was racing, it’s veins and arteries felt like you were in a Formula 1 racing car. He just nods at you.

“I…was wondering if you….knew anything about Danny liking me?…” A little bit of fear could be sense in your voice tone.

Now real fear strike in when he dropped dead what he was doing and turn to look at you, and then gave you his signature head tilt. You thought of a thousand things at the same time. Danny is scrued! It was your fault, and now he’s definitely killing poor Danny. You fucked up.

“No, Mike, i-it’s just that I’ve been noticing some odd things about him whenever we face in trail…that’s all. I swear.” You quickly tried to justify yourself, without mentioning Kazan or Caleb, since they joke about this too.

He stood up and walked towards you, and you flinched away, he stopped by your side and looked at you, just to stretched his arm to grab something. You were expecting the worst, but all you got was his index finger caressing your cheek as to say ‘look at this’. You opened your eyes, thinking its was his knife he wanted to bratt about, you looked away, but with the same hand he grabbed your chin and made you look at him, his touch was surprisingly gentle for what you were expecting all along.

With his other hand he showed you a photo. A little square Polaroid, Definitely Danny took it. Your eyes opened up like plates when you saw what the Polaroid was about. It was Danny…and Michael, kissing each other. Well, you expected anything but this. Not that you had a problem, deep down you knew something happened between this two. The pic looked old, so it was okay for you.

“Oh…I didn’t know it. It happened long before I arrived here?” You ask Michael calmly. He didn’t answer, he just nod a simple yes with his head.

“Come on! You’re going no chalant now?” You were showing discomfort at his little behavior. Then again he just nods his head yes.

“Ahg, fine! Whatever…I just want you to know the he invited me over to Ormond for a movie night with you guys, I might go, if that’s fine with you.” You explained. He didn’t say anything or move his head, he just sat back down on his chair desk.

Having nothing there else to do, you went back to the fire camp with your friends. You ate something and prepared yourself to go to Ormond, scarf and gloves and a big sweater. You brought with yourself some snacks you knew everybody would like too. You prayed so Danny wouldn’t speak about this…thing between you two.

You reached Ormond, cool air and soft snow welcome you. Making your way to the resort, you heard a familiar voice.

“So, you’ve come! I knew you would come!” You could say it was Danny from a hundred miles away, and he was unmasked. The cold snow adorning his black hair, his lips were a little bit chapped too you noticed.

“Hey, I brought salad snacks!” You said.

“Cheetos too?” Danny tilted his head.

“Yeah…”

“Hell yes!!” He exclaimed bringing his arms up in a cheering manner.

He seemed so happy that you hesitated to tell him that Michael already knew he liked you, besides if you were to be honest, you didn’t like how Michael reacted to this situation. You end up deciding that Danny has the right to know, It’s not like something’s gonna happen.

“Uhm Danny, just so you know…I think you have the right to know that-“ You stopped for a second. “ To know that Michael already knows about this…situation.” You finished while massaging your shoulders with one of your hands.

“Oh…okay, that’s all right girl!” You weren’t expecting that kind of an answer, but you didn’t pay it much attention.

“Is he already here?” You asked him instead.

“Yep, he also told me you didn’t liked his uhm-how did he called it?” Danny stopped a minute to think.

“His non-chalant attitude?” You replied.

“Yes!! Those were his exact words. He also told us that you flinched when he got near you, and that’s why he wasn’t talking.”

“Oh…I see, well, I hope he talks to me now…that’s all I ask.” You thought all this time that he wasn’t talking because of the thing you asked him, not because you flinched.

You two were so focused on the conversation that you didn’t realize you were already there. Frank was getting the dvd player ready and Frank was getting help from Michael to bring all the snacks and drinks to the the middle of the building were the fire was.

You had to admit that you felt a little bit embarrassed cause obviously Michael didn’t have any of those reactions you were expecting, because for obvious reasons; Danny was still breathing and talking and joking around, right in front of you. And now that he was here with Danny and yourself, you didn’t find any courage inside of you to even look at his unmasked face. You wanted to apologize tho. It’s the first time you flinch around him, and you didn’t know that little movement of your body confused him. Left him thinking. He knows you love him, but it wouldn’t be the first time he goes silent after something it bothered him, so you thought it was about Danny, now you knew it wasn’t. You should have known better, the Polaroid he gave you spoke otherwise.

You went straight to Frank first, to say hi. Then to Joey.

“Yoo!!! She brought snacks! Snacks guy!!!” Danny said. I just smiled. Now it was Michael’s turn, and I could see he was still a little bit odd. As I approach him I could sense the tension in the air.

“Hey Mike!” I said as I hugged him. The size difference making my head reach for his chest.

“Hi…” He replied back. At least if he was angry at me, he wasn’t gonna show it here.

When everything was on place, snacks, drinks and the dvd player, Frank inserted the dvd movie. Apparently you were going to see ‘Friday the 13th’. You sat between Danny and Frank, Michael was sitting next to Danny at his left, and Joey was sitting next to Frank, at his right. The movie began, and everyone was concentrated on the screen and whenever a killing happened Danny or Joey would say how they would have done it differently, and you made a comment on how you would try to survive the situation.

“Honestly, the problem here is that I think they’re not aware of their surroundings. I mean if I hear a wierd ass noise like that one in the movie, I would get the hell out of there.” You explain laughing.

“That makes sense, but in this kind of movies teens need to be unaware and clearly dumb, cause otherwise there would be no movie at all.” Frank spoke his point of view.

“Yeah…you’re right.” Danny agreed.

“What do you think Michael? What would you do? How would you kill them?” Joey asked.

He looked at you for a second and then he explained.

“Well…I would stalk them as usual, and then…just kill them. They never see it coming.”

“Well…yeah, that makes sense.” Joey said nodding his head.

The movie went on and eventually ended, you continued talking a little bit more, and Frank offered Danny, Michael and you to stay in for the night.

“He’ll yeah I’m in.” Danny said.

“Me too!” I added.

“Michael?” Frank asked.

“I’m staying.” He replied looking at Danny and then at you. Danny turn to look at him and smirk, not that you care, he always smirks, you would think he does it unintentionally. Little did you know it wasn’t the case this night. Frank and Joey went somewhere else in the hotel, leaving the three of you completely alone.

It was the perfect opportunity to apologize to Michael. Danny seems to think it’s a good idea too, so you took a deep breath and all the courage you could find within yoursel and walked towards Michael. Danny was behindyou, but again you didn’t pay it much attention.

“Michael…I, uhm, I wanted to apologize, for me attitude earlier this day.” You looked him in the eye and then looked down, this gesture meant you were really sorry and Michael knows it.

All you ask for is for him to accept the apology. You didn’t notice Danny leaning against the wall you two were taking, with his right hand and looking at you two. You turn your head to look at him, since Michael appeared to be distracted for a bit.

“What? You think it’s not enough?” You tried to say in a low voice tone. You had a worried expression on your face.

“No I don’t think s-” Danny was interrupted by Michael’s lips crashing into his. Danny opened his eyes at this unexpected movement, but hi didn’t pull Michael apart. Instead he continued the kiss. You were just as surprised as Danny could be, but the sensation of being surprised was overwhelmed by an other sensation. You got chills down your spine and a wave of excitement could be felt between your thighs.

No way…no, I’m not getting turn on by this.

You thought to yourself. Apparently even tho you didn’t mind seeing the pic of Michael and Danny kissing, it seems your body did, in a ‘good’ sort of way. Deep down you had to shamefully admit you were liking this. The kissing between Michael and Danny was getting heated by every second that they kept kissing. And know you felt the walls of your pussy clenching around nothing. Michael pulled apart first to gasp for air, Danny’s lips swollen from the kiss, his chest moving fast, you could see he was getting excited too. Michael in the other hand, remained, apparently, fine. With one of his hands, Michael grabbed you calmly by your chin, making you look up at them, since you were looking down, too afraid if you look directly at them, they’ll notice how aroused you were.

“Did you like seeing each other kiss?” Michael ask. It was a simple question, yet you didn’t know why you could answer. You just nod. Michael tilted his head to the left and smirked. Then he asked something again.

“Me or him?” Michael said, and you didn’t even notice his hand touching directly at you dressed pussy, feeling how wet you were.

“W-what?” You questioned.

“Who made you this wet?” He asked again. You lick your lips, this time looking at both of them.

“B-both..” You breathed out.

“Oh..” Michael smirked. “You heard that Dan?” He continued.

“Sure I did Mike…”

You bite your lips this time, as Michael cupped your face and leaned to kiss you. He wasn’t going slow nor rough, he was kissing you good. You could taste Danny on his lips, and you moaned at his taste.

“You like how Dan tastes?” He stopped to ask. You just nodded. “Well, I’m sure Dan’s dying to kiss you too.” He added.

“Hell yes…” Danny half breath half said.

Michael moved a little bit to the side, making room for Danny. He looked at him first before going straight to your lips.

“Are you sure you don’t mind sharing Mike?” You found adorable how he asked for permission. You couldn’t lie at this point, you always wondered how Danny’s lips would feel against yours. But you always thought of this more from a curious way rather than a lustful way. Now you weren’t so sure.

“Only if she says yes.” Michael looked at you, and for a moment you thought this twice. You looked at Danny and then back at Michael with lust in your eyes.

“Yeah…yeah.” You replied, almost like a whisper.

“Well then…come here girl.” Danny smirked.

You stepped forward and this time Danny cupped your face. He took a second or two to admire your pretty face and smiled. He started slowly tho, his lips kissing your cheeks first, then going down in a slowly yet confident way. When his lips finally reached yours was like a reward. You moved your own lips against his savoring every inch of his mouth. He somehow tasted like cinnamon and cigarettes, and you love it. You moaned in his mouth and he seemed to like it. Suddenly you felt a hand on you back, caressing it over the fabric of your clothes, Michael’s hand moved up to the back of your neck and stayed there, petting it like you were some kind of kitten. Danny pulled apart first, breathing for air.

“Fuck…” He cursed in a low voice. You didn’t really catch what was the problem, until your eyes reached his pants. He had an obviously erection. “I’m sorry dude, didn’t mean to happen!” He explained himself to Michael. He didn’t say anything, instead he reach out to his own pants, to touch his own erection, and Danny licked his lips.

“Look what you do to us sweetheart…” Michael made you look at his erected cock, still with his hand on the back of your neck. “What you gonna do about?” Danny asked.

“What about if you make us feel really good sweety? We sure gonna make you feel good..” Michael emphasized the plurality of his question.

“Wait, b-both at the same time?” You added.

“Since you said that you suspected that Dan liked you…I thought that you’d, like to try us both at the same time.” Michael answered back. “Of course, only if you agree.” Danny said in addition. You gave them your consent and Michael lift you up to Carrie you on his shoulder, with his free hand he slapped your ass, the sound echoed through the walls. You hummed in pleasure.

He laid you down in the most comfortable surface he found next to the fire, so you, Danny and himself wouldn’t freeze up. The couch felt okay to you, since there wasn’t much more in there to lay down. Michael caressed your chick once again and proceeded to unzip his overall. His cock popped free, pre-cum leaking from the tip, your mouth was salivating already, and yet there was Danny’s cock, he too unzipped his pants and let out his cock. Michael moved to the side once more so Danny could have space. He pumped his shaft slowly and sat next to you on the sofa, you were starting to get up to attend him when hie stopped you.

“No, not yet y/n, you go first…” he unzipped your own pants now, pulled them down and took your panties away too. Your shirt and other clothes got the same treatment. And now you were fully naked in front of them.

“You’re so damn pretty girl…” Danny moaned out. “You’re lucky Mike.” He added. Danny took off his gloves so he could feel you even better. Warm hands, because of the fabric, met the soft skin of your breasts. He squeezed them gently at first, and you did nothing but moan and huff. Michael was touching himself at the sight of this. Once Danny understood that you were liking what he’s doing, he pinched one of your nipples and you cried out of pleasure, and looked at him. He smiled, he thought if you liked his hands so much you would like his mouth too.

He lean over and cover your left nipple with his mouth. Sucking and twisting, your eyes rolled back in delight and let out a huff. With one of his hands he touched your other breast and with the other he was pumping himself. You heard Michael moan, you were not the only one enjoying this. He was slowly pumping himself, head back as he let out almost an inaudible grunt. You turned your head to see him.

“Come here Mike…come here” You reached your left arm to him, pointing at his girthy cock. His manhood was so big and heavy it barely stood by itself.

He wakes a few steps and you grabbed his sock in your hand, moving your hand up and down in a slow motion, that how he likes it. You were not gonna lie, this wasn’t the first time you two had sex. You know perfectly that he likes it slow at first, then, well then he goes feral. He wasn’t very loud neither, a few grunts or moans here or there, but usually he wouldn’t talk during the act, unless you ask him to. With your free hand you reach down to your core, and you were beyond wet, if that’s even possible. Danny noticed you touching yourself and stopped what he was doing.

“Yo Mike, come see this…she’s so wet dude!” He said passing his fingers over your pussy to gather your own juices. You moaned at the act. Michael got closer and kneeled in front of you, and grabbed you by your chin.

“Look at you, all needy, like slut you are.” You gave him puppy eyes, and he just smirked. Danny exploring your vulva with his hand until he found your clit. Rubbing it in a circular motion you let out little pants. You wanted to look at him but Michael’s grip on your face wouldn’t let you.

“No, no. You look at me as he fingers you.” He said, he was feeling like a little bit mean. You bit your lower lip at his statement. Choked moans and pleas left your mouth as Danny fingers you faster every time he goes in. Your pleasure looking eyes met Michael’s, and he looked back with eyes filled with pure animalistic lust.

“Shit girl…. You’re so wet, please I just want to eat you out…” Danny pleaded. Michael nodded giving him his consent. “Are you okay with that? You want me to eat your pussy?” He wouldn’t do anything without your consent.

“Please…” That’s all you could come up with before closing your eyes, waiting for the warmth of a mouth.

Hi everyone!! I’m back!! This took me a while! In fact, part 2 it’s on my drafts!! Hope you enjoy part one 😏😉

See ya around 🍃🍃

[namgyunation]

i had to pop into your inbox to say that YOUR NAMGYU BEEF CONNECTION IS GENIUS!!!! a nam-gyu x reader beef au would literally go so hard and dare i say it’s even a little se-mi and nam-gyu coded too tho i’ll probably get firebombed for even saying that bye BUT nam-gyu is that unhinged and temperamental that if the right person at the wrong time pissed him off enough it’s 100% fitting that he’d spiral. the obsession would likely be a distraction from his shitty life. and i meannn the way he swears, makes impulsive decisions, and holds a grudge canonically? HE HAS IT IN HIM (the screenshots i included lol look me in my eyes and tell me that man wouldn’t pee all over your bathroom)

YAYYYYY FEEEE YOU GET MEEEE

also omg.... your fucking mind.... i'm ngl when i was going through beef posts i was like 'ok yeah i could totally see nam-gyu being a danny adjacent... but who could be amy....' and then for obvious reasons i thought of se-mi LOLLLLL bc genuinely that shit fits idgaf!!!!

and RIGHTTTT. i loved beef so much, it's so wild and constantly takes weird turns, but the hateful, toxic, obsessive connection between the two main characters that eventually leads to them realizing they're just two lonely, fucked-up people using each other as a distraction from their shitty life + to feel better about themselves </3 help..... it's so extremely nam-gyu. definitely stealing bits and pieces of beef to add into the backstory i have for him in my head LMAO

also YES that is the face of an insane, pathetic asshole who would 100% pee all over your bathroom, chase you down in his car just for flipping him off, and manipulate his way into a mutual friendship with someone in ur life just to get closer proximity to you to piss you off.

anything but going to work or mending his relationships </3 LMAO

[slashthrashandcrash]

What realm(s) do you think Danny enjoys being in the most. Be it killing time or actually in Trials

Same goes to The brats (Legion) and even Meg. Tho I'd prefer an answer other than Ormond for Legion

To kill time: The meat plant, to bug the shit out of Amanda. Hawkins, it's quiet and not many people will bug him due to it being demogorgon territory. Haddonfield, it's...weirdly nice to have a little piece of suburbia, even nicer that it's haunted by a local legend. Ormond, if only because that's just where he ends up most time to smoke or fuck around with the kids. Survivor campfire, only from the tree line, to observe and take notes of future victims for funsies (:

For trials: He likes places that have a lot of obstacles and nooks and crannies for him to sneak around with coverage, nothing too open but not too cramped that he'd risk losing a survivor. The asylum, autohaven, the silent hill school depending on his mood. And also the realms mentioned previously since he'd be more familiar with them by proxy of hanging out there frequently enough.

I think old habits would die hard for the Legion brats, so they'd like places they already used to break into to loiter/graffiti; places like autohaven or greenville, and naturally Ormond. They'd probably fuck around in the bigger places like any of the schools or the police station for fun and to plunder in all the different rooms. Their favorite for trials though I will still say is Ormond purely because it's "home" and therefore makes them feel like they have a greater advantage over survivors (plus, they're still young, I feel like they still like the comfort of familiarity/home even if they don't want to admit it).

I don't think Meg likes any of the realms outside of the campfire since she only goes there during trials to possibly die lmao. She'd probably like the ones that are open and free range (complete opposite of Danny) so that it gives her more opportunity to sprint.