#LITG Talia

[ravenadottir]

islanders' data and anecdotes if they were honest:

SEASON 1

❝ main character ❞ she's the only one that makes any sense

❝ allegra ❞ 24, swansea, cocktail entrepreneur, the public loves to hate her

❝ erikah ❞ 20, norwich, jobbing actor, she changes, every guy will be the love of her life until a new guy comes around

❝ jen ❞ 22, london, fashion blogger, the equivalent of a piece of paper until she couples up with someone for clout

❝ talia ❞ 23, watford, music journalist, she's the only one everyone agrees is the best person here

❝ jake wilson ❞ 29, preston, chef, chicken shit that waits way too long to say something

❝ mason❞ 24, romford, musician and underwear model, if "this could've been an email" was a person

❝ miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, not interesting enough to remember. also tattoo

❝ tim ❞ 23, truro, dj, alright, we'll allow it

❝ jasper ❞ 26, kingston, financial advisor, straight to the bin

❝ levi ❞ 26, manchester, professional water polo player, sock balls

❝ rohan ❞ 23, wolverhampton, psychology student, he joined the villa and that's pretty close to the circus. also, see "injustice"

❝ cherry❞ 20, suffolk, west end performer, try hard

❝ reese taylor ❞ 22, birmingham, newsagent by day, professional wrestler at weekends, revolting lack of personality

❝ sammi ❞ 22, london, graphic designer and artist, the definition of 'wasted potential"

❝ lucy ❞ 25, bristol, “adventurer”, *snake sounds*

❝ returning miles ❞ 22, glasgow, carpenter, we still don't care

❝ returning jasper ❞ 22, kingston, financial advisor, at least we found out he has a pet snake

SEASON 2

❝ hope ❞ 26, london, brand ambassador, '‘voted “most likely to be the center of the drama because she puts herself there"

❝ lottie ❞ 24, melbourne, makeup artist, i have one personality trait and that's all you're gonna get

❝ main character ❞ she should change her name to 'girl #5'

❝ hannah ❞ 21, st. albans, social media assistant, she went home really soon because she was so shy, we're sure that's not gonna bite anyone in the face

❝ marisol ❞ 24, portsmouth, law student, talks too much/says nothing at all

❝ gary rennell ❞ 23, chatham, crane operator, SLUT

❝ noah ❞ 25, romford, librarian, QUIET SLUT

❝ rocco ❞ 21, belfast, owns a “cocktails and cronuts” food truck, LYING SLUT

❝ ibrahim ❞ 22, birmingham, gold player, SHY SLUT

❝ bobby mckenzie ❞ 24/26, glasgow, hospital caterer, does impressions and bakes some stuff

❝ priya ❞ 29, manchester, estate agent, should've noticed she's bi during the fucking season

❝ henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, shiny and dumb/smooth brain/nothing behind those eyes

❝ lucas koh ❞ 27, oxford, physiotherapist, yes

❝ chelsea ❞ 23, buckinghamshire, interior decorator, there's pink and there's champagne

❝ jakub zabinski ❞ 25, rochdale, personal trainer and fitness model, real life mutant ninja turtle but like white

❝ elijah ❞ 26, watford, hairdresser and model, he's there and then he's not

❝ felix ❞ 21, rotherham, nightclub promoter, annoying little cousin that grows up to be the annoying little virgin at the club

❝ kassam ❞ 26, new castle, techno dj, if you blink you might miss him

❝ graham ❞ 23, devon, commercial fisherman, ginger thanos

❝ arjun ❞ 24, norwich, dog groomer and influencer, "where's my hug?" kind of guy

❝ carl ❞ 29, dublin, tech entrepreneur, he's almost learning how not to sound like a robot

❝ shannon ❞ 24, dublin, professional poker player, "you'll forgive how annoying she can be because of her body"tactics, players, poker analogies all the time"

❝ blake ❞ 22, kensington, if you blink you won't miss her because she's so goddamn annoying

❝ elisa ❞ 22, london, social media influencer, the human form of a gear shift because of all the blame she shifts

❝ jo ❞ 23, cheshire, bmx racer, was here for only three days and it was still too long

❝ returning henrik ❞ 23, isle of wight, climbing and wilderness survival instructor, absolutely not the same person and it gets worse

❝ returning lucas ❞ 27, oxford, still a physiotherapist, "toxic fucks"

❝ returning hannah ❞ now 22, st. albans, she resented lottie so much she became her

[codename-mango]

A Season 1 meme for yall

[crimswnred]

litg S1 and S2 cast tweets (1/?)

check more here.

[cherryrohan]

what are your headcanons for where the season 1 cast are now?

i love this idea!!

allegra – probably runs a mlm "boss babe" scheme these days. made an appearance on ex on the beach not long after love island, but is now a football wag.

erikah and reese – moved in together and got engaged a year after the show, but ultimately called the engagement off. erikah has a small role on a british soap, meanwhile reese continues to wrestle professionally.

jake – started his own restaurant chain and is the host of a cooking show (a la masterchef).

jasper – full-time socialite, and is engaged to a famous nepo baby model.

jen and tim – jen continues to run her fashion blog, and tim has his own dj residency in ibiza. i hate that they canonically broke up, so in my head they eventually got back together.

levi – competed in the olympics one last time before retiring from water polo. he now coaches kids full-time.

mason – his band re-united and went on a reunion tour. they've released a few albums that did moderately well in the charts.

miles – has appeared in multiple dating shows but hasn't had any luck.

talia – full-time radio host and presenter

cherry – still performing in west-end

rohan – performed in the circus for a while before deciding to become a full-time therapist.

lucy – travels full-time and documents her adventures on tik tok

sammi – still does graphic design

[loverbobby]

i miss talia so much she was my baby my honey my sweetie my darling my love my boo my angel my girl the love of my life and i’ll never ever get over her

[styles-harriet]

Took a long time but I ended up loving it

If u like my work, u can find more here

[runfromitall59]

They Don't Know About Us - Chapter Three

Story Summary:

Amy and Talia are two teenagers who spend their time hiding their true feelings, only able to show their love in secret meetings. They know that their conservative town would never accept them, not truly, so they do their best to pretend. However, when they get caught kissing at school, they have to decide whether to break up or come out and accept any potential consequences.

Read chapter 3 here or start from the beginning

[taliasmoon]

i can’t believe they’re taking talia and bobby away from me like this:(

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

[litgpersonalities]

Talia! Talia! Talia!

pls thx

Sure! I can do Talia now!

[ravenadottir]

tier list that nobody asked for

listen, some of these moments from season 2 live in my head rent free, might as well use them to build a tier list. (if i didn't play the season, which is half of s4, seasons 5 and 6, i'm talking about appearance and looks)

these are the tiers and explanations. normally i wouldn't even put it into context but some of these are... cut deep.

day 10 sex with your LI in the hideaway: we waited and it DID NOT disappoint. whether personality, storyline or looks, or a combination of those, it did not leave us hanging dry.

rahim solving the rubik's cube: SO OVERLOOKED by the fandom (or myself in some cases) and i want more. that's it, that's the tier.

bobby singing during brunch: just like the singing, these people can be endearing but sometimes they're just not for you. you either swear by them or doesn't give a flying fuck.

hope crying and collapsin' on noah: CRINGE, i'm honestly ignoring they ever happened but they insist like a fucking tooth ache or something.

lottie biting noah's ear: "i worship and install chaos for the fun of it". all of these are giving new york telling a random girl to choke on flavor of love JUST BECAUSE.

returning!hannah "i'm a bad girl now.": the tease is badass but the attitude is fucking annoying and insecure. fuck these girls i don't care.

lurik leaving with rocco: they deserved WAY MORE than what was given, because what was given was fucking nothing. they didn't have the time or the personality, and i grieve for these men.

mc and li having sex during nope's argument: just like mc and her li, these people could not give a shit about anything, if the villa explodes or not, they're there to vibe and unapologetically be themselves. they might be the ones lighting the match but... still.

gary talking about a chance with hannah: IT'S GIVING RED NOSE, IT'S GIVING COLORFUL HAIR, IT'S GIVING BIG SHOES. actually you're not even the clown, just the horn. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

the shirt that never was: ah, all the suffering and expectation, just to get to the end and... we were so naive, so innocent, so wide-eyed, gullible, so... hopeful. ((the ones we got at the end? yeah, the payoff was not proportional to the waiting, argue with the wall)).

lottie offering to read tea leaves: I - DON'T - CARE, I REFUSE TO SPEND GEMS OR EVEN LOOK AT MY SCREEN WHILE I VIGOROUSLY TAP THROUGH IT.

chelsea talking about the* other villa: i... we could've done without this. it just... didn't need to exist. it's not even entertaining, just plain weird and misplaced, and i lowkey hate it. fuck all these designs to be honest. and as for the twin... fuck the twin.

[willkimurashat]

which 3 litg islanders are the most your type on paper?

Hello my darling! Why thank you for the ask!💕

1. Bobby (funny, freckly, bakes delicious goodies, has an adorable dimple when he smiles, the cutest most boopable nosey, and the best bod of all bods we’ve ever had)

2. Talia (did I mention she was the third horseman to my bisexual awakening besides Eris from Sinbad and Hela from Thor Ragnarok? Well, yeah🤤)

2.5. Since I’m the worst when it comes to choosing, here’s a bonus one - Bella (I find her incredibly attractive, I just wish they did more with her personality cuz I feel I don’t know her at all:( but if they did, I think she’d probably push Talia out of the list, actually)

3. Andy (the kindest, the softest, the prettiest, the maturest, the loyalest, the most subtlest in his funny remarks - I’m in love with him eternally)

[crimswnred]

litg S1 and S2 cast tweets (4/?) • part 1 | part 2 | part 3

[alitgblog]

for the past couple of days i've been working on this after work just going "talia atonement dress??? talia atonment dress." in my head and i don't really know why. it just feels right.

[[litg halloween part 2]]

[cherryrohan]

apologizes if you've already answered this but what wlw routes would you say are the worst vs the best?

not gonna lie, there's way more bad wlw routes than there is good unfortunately.

talia, aj and angie are arguably the most well written imo. the only annoying part about talia's route is that once you couple up with her, you're locked in for the rest of the game, but it isn't an issue if you strictly play for wlw.

aj and angie's seasons both have major flaws in terms of writing, but their routes are really well done.

for worst i think it's pretty much unanimously agreed that dana and bonnie suck. even if you aren't interested in them, the game pretty much shoves them down your throat.

[sunshinejihyun]

I would never say no to a lingerie and wine night with talia - thank you @beesandfigsblog for hosting this wonderful event! happy valentines day