#LITERALLY ONLY FOR SHANE
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My headcanon
#stardew valley#sdv shane#i know the seasonal outfits mod puts him in a nice outfit in both#but i like to think he literally only dresses up the bare minimum that wont get Emily yelling at him
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sorry to all of you white middle aged man lovers out there but shane madej subtly shifting the blame with the whole 'steven, talk about money' feels like a pathetic way to salvage the hip leftist uncle persona he's got going on and you all are waiting for him to return to your embrace like some prodigal son who was forced and didn't go on his own accord
#watcher#they've literally spoken about how all the financial issues fell on steven to figure out#even if steven was the only one pushing for this (which i doubt) shane should've put in time and effort to learn more about his company#you can't put him in a safety bubble saying he didn't want this if all he can do is stay passive#all three of them suck equal amounts of ass in this situation stop telling ryan and shane to separate#they literally own 2/3rds of the company if they didn't want this they could've said so
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Was nobody gonna warn me that I would fall a little bit in love with every character in Stardew
#I am literally following them around and getting excited like a little puppy its insane#I cant decide who I wanna marry I like all of them… I was a little torn between Sebastian and Harvey at first but now Alex is an#unexpected fav??? and I like Elliott and Sam theyre so goofy.. and I appreciate how down to earth Leah is#Emily is also quickly growing on me she feels like the valleys manic pixie dream girl to me. or at least Clint’s manic pixie dream girl#the only characters I don’t have much to say abt are Shane and maru.. Shane’s still a little mean to me like I know he warms up to u as#u get to know him but I’m not there yet.. and I’m just not all that interested in Maru sadly#it’s not just the marriage candidates its almost all the NPCs especially Granny Evelyn SHES SO NICE?? shes fun to talk to I love giving#her my best flowers.. I also like saying hi to Willy and Marnie they’re nice!!! I love Marnie’s smile it’s so cute#I’m also fond of gus after seeing Linus’ 2 heart event that was so sweet of him… mister gus I’ll give u my best ingredience……..#I’m too busy trying to finish the community centre and make money before I go around marrying anyone or building up friendship#so I haven’t had a lot of time to get to know everyone ;w; I’m trying to trigger the wizards heart events now that I’m at like 9 hearts#with him cuz I wanna be able to move my buildings around#I actually have 2 saves rn one on my brothers pc and one on iOS. but the one on iOS is cosmos file and it just playing as him as a character#not as myself and I think he would marry Alex. but my pc save is my personal file so I’m marrying Harvey#until my pen gets fixed I’ll be drawing at a snails pace pairing the stupid thing but Im making cosmo a ref definitely#I kinda wanna get to know Pam too.. she’s like rough around the edges but in a jaded way I wanna know what she’s like yk#stardew valley#puppy plays sdv#sdv#Stardew#yapping
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The L Word | S2E01
#the l word#shane mccutcheon#kate moennig#in a horrible mood but i still had the episode open from last night and laughed so hard at this awful outfit i almost briefly forgot#i actually love it in concept i just dont know what they were thinking with the random sidepieces for her hair which i think throw the whol#thing into this weird sort of disarray#but i love the short blazer sleeves ovr the shirt a lot also how weirdly unironed the shirt kind of appears#also the low jeans with the belt..? not crazy about the decor on the blazer tho#but i love the glasses forevr#but again i feel like her hair is so weirdly fried in this or maybe cked with hairspray#anyway im fine sorta#actually really funny to post this also after the last one bc she looked so good in that and so BAD here#soryr this outfit deserved its own complete commentary in tags but lookbook coming eventually#also im pretty sure her hair is like tied back in some sor tof way which also looks horrific#who did this literally whos idea was this#also sorry it was roiginally 4 but looking at them together i think it only needs 2
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I should’ve maxed out hearts on all the villagers before marrying. It’s weird trying to have a normal conversation then a bachelor/rette sends hints to the farmer. Just wanna scream
#you literally went to my wedding#sorry seb but shane is the only one can move in my farm#chill demetrius maru’s future aint my business#stardew valley#sdv#sdv farmer#stardew shane#sdv shane#sdv shane supremacy
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the way some people talk about shane stardew valley irks me so bad
#this guy has been struggling w his mental health and alcoholism#and is in such a dark place and struggles so much#and he may lash out and be rude but only when you literally dont know him at all#'oh he goes back to drinking even after he said he'd quit!'#did you see his 14 heart event?#he switched to cola#people are like ohh his room is so messy and#you cant fix him#blah blah SHUT UPP#maybe im more sympathetic bc i see a lot of myself in him! (not trhe alcoholism part but the depression for sure!)#it also just irks me when people talk shit abt him KNOWING abt his mental health storyline! what is your problem!#is this your attitude towards anyone in your life who struggles with substance addiction and mental health????#genujnely fuck anyone who talks about shane like this IT PISSES ME OFF SO BAD#sdv
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Had a dream where Shane was a streamer and acted exactly like Caseoh and had his voice too. This is what I get for watching nothing but Caseoh videos and playing Stardew for 6 hours straight
#stardew valley#sdv shane#shane sdv#stardew valley shane#shane stardew valley#caseoh#my YouTube recommended is literally just caseoh compilations#he and harvey are the only things that have me smiling lately#can someone make a streamer au
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First time getting the secret notes, let's goooo
Everything is on point, but they did my boy Elliot so dirty 😭✋🏻
#I will totally post every secret note I find hehehe. Probably do a master post linking everyone to all of them too once I find more#Which will take ages cuz yk I progress reaaaaally slow man like I've played this game so many times and I have NEVER found the shadow guy#Until now. And only because I saw a TikTok telling me where to find him 💀#I feel like an idiot too there were literally footprints points towards his location avshdjhdjskdkd#Gosh#Anyway#stardew valley#sdv#sdv shane#sdv harvey#sdv elliott#stardew valley shane#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley elliott#Sdv secret notes
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i think its really funny that with every other ghost hunting channel ever, a good chunk of the appeal is 'woah are they gonna find real ghosts?' or whatever and they make these really over the top videos about it acting like every single thing is definitively ghosts and cant possibly be any other thing (or they completely faked it themselves) and they dont really shine as people quite as much and theyre probably trying to appeal to kids with this style of video, or just make it exciting so it doesnt feel like its just people in an empty old house blah blah
but then we have shane and ryan who have literally never found proof, they dont really pretend theyve ever found proof (ryan has thought so a few times but he doesnt exactly sit around going 'holy shit remember that piece of proof we found one time that totally proved we found ghosts!' which a lot of channels do in my experience)
no we just all kinda stick around cause we love the dynamic. the shenanigans. if they ever proved ghosts were real it probably would be overshadowed by some funny thing they did they episode aside from that lol
#my post#watcher#ghost files#look. i love the paranormal. i constantly think about and watch stuff about the paranormal. but i dont believe in it#so all these channels that act overly gullible. are exhausting#there is not nearly enough skeptical channels and even less who actively go ghost hunting themselves#dont get me wrong i do like a few channels that i would say are... kinda gullible or faking believing a lot of stuff#or outright faking 'evidence' LOL#like i love garrett watts and i love loey lane but my gosh they need to take chill pills. smoke weed or something /j#i would literally never believe that a youtuber proved ghosts are real anyway. they want views and literally anything can be faked#with enough time and effort#i would only ever believe ghosts under extremely specific circumstances that would include me leaving my own house LMAO#loey and hannah need to colab fr. ryan and shane but women. also the aesthetics would go hard#loey is so pinks and colors and soft things and hannah is so dark and macabre and stuff. like it would be so fun#this got off track I JUST HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS STUFF AAAAA#i only made this cause im watching john wolfe talk about sam and colby. i dont watch s&c cause i assumed theyd be annoying and they#they kinda are
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seeing people shipping Negan and Maggie: excuse me, I have to- (projectile vomiting)
seeing people shipping Negan and Rick: hey, Picasso. I like it
#like at least with Negan and Rick there was a LOT of very gay stuff said between them#Negan literally dragged Rick around on his knees and seemed amused by making Rick cry#that is only two steps away from having sex#the other one is .... dear god#when people say that Negan is like baby Hershel's 'step father' it makes me wanna drink bleach#if murdering the bio dad before the kid is born is the first act in becoming a step father then a LOT of people are doing it wrong#and no you can't point at Rick because I do genuinely believe there is an argument for Judith being Rick's biological kid#I think it is supposed to be ambiguous if Judith is Rick or Shane's#like god#anti negan#the walking dead#sundrop speaks#twd
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shane is my Literally Me top kin that’s an integral part of my personality and my selfship spouse I’ve been married to in my head for a year and also my father in my imagination for comfort. I’m not doing well. Also somehow there is no weird incesty stuff going on in my mind despite all The. It’s kind of like the holy Trinity but for a filthy atheist like me
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#crushed joja cola#stardew valley#shane stardew valley#incest mention#only because the literal word is used
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Was thinking of the long-term implications of the events of the Ghostbusters movies and it made me think of Watcher in the Ghostbusters universe like-
Shane Madej, fully believes in ghosts, they've been repeatedly scientifically proven, had thousands of eye witnesses, there is irrefutable proof that they exist.
Ryan Bergara, does NOT believe in ghosts bc they were a conspiracy made up by the government to cover up....ALIENS
#watcher#Ghostbusters#do you see the vision bc i see the vision#shane “there is literal clear video evidence. scientific backup. some of the most renowned-”#ryan “ALIENS”#ghost files#lmfao only just now realized i spelled bergara wrong goddammit
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Breaking my silence to say: Shane and Abeke were never romantic to me.
#spirit animals series#spirit animals books#spirit animals#spirit animals shaneke#shaneke#they are tragic they are soulmates they are each other's salvation#but they are not romantic#i'm sorry i just don't see it#they are two planets orbiting each other round and round until one gets knocked into a star#(yes i know planets don't orbit other planets. shut up.)#abeke never felt like she had romantic feelings for shane just a strong sense of grief and tragedy and loss#and shane's kid crush (because he's a literal CHILD) on abeke feels more like a desperate need to make it all up to his only real friend#like he pinned all his hopes for his redemption on her and now the only way he'll see himself as good is if she forgives him for everything#he needs her because her validation is everything to him#he needs her because he loves her not because he's IN love with her#worthy says he was in love with her but i think worthy mistook shane's desperate need for abeke's approval as love#remember worthy's just a kid too#spirit animals abeke#abeke#spirit animals shane#shane#tell me you see the vision#they aren't romantic they're so much deeper than that#anti romantic shaneke#romantic shaneke negative#romantic shaneke criticism#<- those three are juuuuuust in case#finishing the night off with a Controversial OpinionTM#spirit animals thoughts
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i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good
#i'm usually a sebastian kinda guy but i do think it's silly you have to say you like scifi to gain friendship points w him like cmon man#i will say though that. my bestie's baby daddy being named shane kinda does make it hard to like him 😭 unfortunate but not his fault#ik a lot of ppl are weird abt his recovery and his messy ass room bc they play stardew to make things look pretty or whatever#but i'm actually kind of glad he's a realistic depiction of addiction... the problem is his dependence on indulging in alcohol when he's#depressed not the fact that he drinks period... i think that a lot of ppl are unrealistic abt alcoholism (including me abt my dad's)#but concernedape did really good w him imo. anyways all this to say that i'm really glad shane never expects someone to be a certain way#i know most of the candidates are like. archetypes or whatever and i think that's fine they are very sweet and cute regardless but#i think maybe i didnt romance him before bc i related to him so badly that it hurt seeing myself reflected LMAO dead end life and being#suicidal about it like. i've never had a drug dependence but i'm not really in a position where i can ever make my own decisions anyways#but regardless. there is smth to someone who slowly warms up to you when they can't ignore your kindness any longer and have no reason to#act like an abused dog anymore which. does make me sad just to say but that is how he acts beforehand#idkkkkk idk i think people are always too caught up with his addiction and his messy room to actually see him without realizing that#getting better is a lot harder than it appears and that having a dirty room doesn't mean you aren't trying to be better. sigh#besides it's not like. the end of the world that he has a beer sometimes. have you tried going thru life completely sober? it sucks#ok im done LMAO but yeah i've found myself gravitating towards him this time around when i've romanced sebastian literally every playthru#til now. hmm!#ACTUALLY ONE MORE THING. i like how he's basically a twist on the classic useless husband trope in media where they love sports and drinking#but he's not a bad person and the only reason he's mean to you at first is because he hates himself and his own life and he makes an effort#the more you get close to him instead of the opposite. i like that a lot. ok now i'm done
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Every now and then I stop and realize I've just straight up forgotten that half of the romance able NPCs in Stardew Valley are... In fact.... Romanceable
#not me literally straight up forgetting Sam exists half the time couldn't be me#: sweats:#nothing against him i just like have never really interacted much with him#anyway yeah#abigail. sam. alex. straight up forget they can be romanced#i only remember that Sebastian can be romanced bc i know so many ppl have him as their number one husbando#tho i can't relate#lmao#even when i do remember i know i wouldn't romance abigail. just bc i think she's a tad childish.#also Alex i would romance if i were playing as a man but i haven't done that yet#Sam i might romance. if i didn't keep forgetting him.#lol#anyway Haley and Shane and Krobus are the s tier candidates#probably go for leah or elliot next#haven't married them yet
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i could write a 2 hour video essay on why the stardew valley fandom is wrong for hating clint
#im not going to do that but i could#i have so many opinions about this#im just saying if you hate clint but then you love SHANE? then the only reason you hate clint is bc you hate fat people#im a shane lover too he was my first sdv romance but like you cant tell me with a straight face that clint is worse than shane#if clint had shane or sebastian’s sprite the sdv fandom would be alllll over him#y’all would be like ‘he’s just my shy smol bean poor socially anxious baby🥺❤️’ or however fandoms talk about their designated sexymen#he isnt even an incel hes literally just got anxiety like you guys have no idea what the word incel means
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