#LITERALLLY

[lepetitfruit]

Holdin mah tiddies so I can run across the road

[wildspringday]

via lianafinck

[acourtofquestions]

If I had a nickel for every time Dorian Havilliard was the nicest human in the Maasverse I would have wayyy more than two nickels; I would have so many even my great great great grandchildren would have billions of nickels.

[anchoeritic]

kellari actually eats 🤭

OF COURSEEEEEEE 😝😝😝

[staiiiircasewiiiit]

[mamaangiwine]

I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

[crunchsomebones]

adventures in friends with DID:

I introduced one of my system friends to a show I like and they introjected one of the characters. I went to my mom to sort of explain the strangeness of the situation an it sort of went like this.

Me: ...so anyways, I kind of accidentally created a person???

My mother, with the BIGGEST SMILE on her face: welcome to the club sweetie!! now you know how it feels!

(SHES TALKING ABOUT ME. IM THE PERSON SHE ACCIDENTALLY CREATED (albeit under VERY different circumstances))

[someones-here-for-sure]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES YES *CONSUMES*

warm up doodle

[its-elvie-innit]

me when I'm staring at my boyfriends ship regretting my decision to not leave with him.

[guooey]

[magisav]

Neon Void!!!!! Gosh I absolutely loved this fanfic and it’s currently one of the ones I’m rereading! If you haven’t read it I suggest you go check it out! It’ll be worth it! All credit for Neon Void goes to the amazing @sugarpasteltmnt

I had fun with this and I hope I did your Leo justice!

[3416]

this man is gonna be a dad btw

[deathiscoldbatman]

Honestly it's some Monkey's Paw sort of situation that we finally get Catman showing up in comics again [pinups don't count as content DC] but unfortunately they have to put him with Ghostmaker. Ghostmaker is literally just a worse, older Jason Todd in terms of edginess.

Kinda threw up knowing Catman & Ghost-maker banged. Like Tommy, buddy, You bisexual king, You deserve so much better then that annoying tryhard piece of shit.

[p1z-d0n7jud6em3]

THINKING ABOUT…..

Reo with a self-made business woman!reader.

You had a pretty rough but fine childhood, your dad leaving you and your mom, when you were just two years old. Your mom, confused and depressed, didn’t know what to do, and then decided to take matters into her own hands, raising you into the woman you are now. It’s not like you and your mom had money to go by. Your mom had worked from home, which meant you could spent time with her!

Now, there was one thing about you, that both your mom and you had realized, growing up. You were gifted. Very. You would always top your class, come first in many competitions (which you had willingly participated in), and that, and your mom encouraged you to join many courses. Mostly business ones. You were always interested in the business industry, desperate to know how it worked, so you did your research, read many business books, and took many courses.

You had then taken a very difficult and risky decision, after you had graduated from high school (which had led to you and your mom arguing about it, but she eventually gave in, trusting you). You would have to skip college. That’s right. You had skipped college, not getting to experience it. But it was worth it, though. Your business had started small, then grew and grew. And you were shocked. That was an understatement. You had just started young, and look where you were now!

Safe to say, your mom was proud of you. Very, very proud of you. Pretty soon, you guys were living in a nice mansion, you were spoiling your mom, and you were working hard, getting recognized by many huge people.

Now, here you were, walking as fast as you could on the streets of the city. It was pretty cold and windy. The weather was foggy, and there was light rain. You were so focused on getting to your headquarters as fast as you could, that you didn’t realize your surroundings and had bumped into someone. A guy. Stuttering an apology, you froze. It was Mikage Reo, the heir to his company. You weren’t nervous, but quite surprised. You didn’t expect to bump into him, let alone for him to be here, of all places.

“I’m so sorry-,” he stops talking as soon as he meets your eyes, recognition swirling in them, along with something else you couldn’t pinpoint. You notice of course, but what comes next out of his mouth, shakes you. “You’re pretty.” “W-what,” you say, shocked, and blink. The purple haired guy then stutters an apology. “Sorry, sorry, I didn’t mean it that way,” he says, and you both just stare at each other.

Well, this was embarrassing, considering the fact that some people were watching you guys. I mean, why wouldn’t they be? You then gulp, clearing your throat.

“I’m sorry for bumping into you like that, I was just in a hurry,” you say, looking down and then moving past him but he blocks your way, catching you off guard as your brows furrow. “Excuse me?” “Um, I’m sorry, but would you mind if I take you out? I-I mean not as a date, of course, but just like that,” he says, his words fading away as he stares at you, looking nervous.

But you were just shocked. Because, you know him. He was kind of your idol. Someone you looked up to. And here he was, asking you out. Weighing your options, you sigh softly. “I’m sorry, but I have somewhere to be-,” “N-no wait, please I just want to-,” even Reo himself realized what he was doing. But he couldn’t help it. You were pretty, and not only that, but he also admired you, both your works and achievements, and just…..you.

You then sigh, a little annoyed, which lights up his eyes with anticipation. “Fine, just text me on insta,” you say, staring at him, and then you walk away, hands shoved in your coat’s pockets, blush dusting your cheeks, as Reo grins a little, nodding, his face in the same condition as yours. He felt like he had just achieved something big.

Because he did. And yup, he had definitely fallen hard for you.

Bonus: The blue lock boys found out about Reo and you going out together because of an article, and they were surprised, bombarding Reo with questions.

Divider by @hyuneskkami

[zketylers]

Josh Hartnett for Vanity Fair (2024)

[lichenbug]

support your evil wife