#LITERALLLY

[lepetitfruit]

Holdin mah tiddies so I can run across the road

[pinkmoonmp3]

via lianafinck

[acourtofquestions]

If I had a nickel for every time Dorian Havilliard was the nicest human in the Maasverse I would have wayyy more than two nickels; I would have so many even my great great great grandchildren would have billions of nickels.

[fluloa]

NOT THE ANONUSSY HAHAHAHAHAHA

SEE that’s why we should collectively agree that you are a national treasure frfr

psps; if you don’t mind! can i call you lolo? c:

- 🍒🍒

THAT WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER. THAT IS SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME AND WOW IM ALREADY CRYING.

[mamaangiwine]

I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

[i-am-thoroughly-confused]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES YES *CONSUMES*

warm up doodle

[its-elvie-innit]

me when I'm staring at my boyfriends ship regretting my decision to not leave with him.

[guooey]

[moghedien]

Minthara says “in Her name” when you first meet her and she’s following the Absolute but when you recruit her and she expresses that she no longer follows any god, but she still has an intact paladin oath, and she says “in your name” occasionally because she’s no longer Lolth’s paladin or the Absolute’s paladin, she’s your paladin

[putterphubase]

[lichenbug]

support your evil wife

[thefirstlioveyou]

and if i said mike isnt a bad kisser he just never felt that passion to kiss el like that

[leonardcohenofficial]

it never fails to amaze me how sixties and seventies media (especially television) often made genuine strides in terms of examining race and adding nuance to the ways in which it's explored on screen, and then IMMEDIATELY fucked it up thirty five seconds later in the literal same episode

[sir-jay-bell]

scar jimmy lizzie team up

SCAR JIMMY LIZZIE TEAM UP

SCAR JIMMY LIZZIE TEAM UP!!!

[itischeese]

And that's how the "baby bird" nickname came about!

[solarpunkani]

my dad went to the library to get some books (his goal is to read more this new year) and he brought me back a lil announcement abt a 'bring your own craft' kinda event that happens every Friday from 10 to 12

on the one hand: possibly a cool way to make crafting friends, get out of the house, go to the library more often

on the other hand: the odds of me being conscious before 12pm most of the time is Extremely Low