#LIKEEE???

[ganseysmagiciansz]

was about to say something about how i cant believe adam parrish is real, when i realised that he is actually, infact, not real. fictional. what the fuck.

[dearinglovebot]

the funniest thing about jurassic world extended content is you will randomly find clawen anywhere. like why are they doing THIS in some random mobile game. who at universal is instructing the mobile game developers to write canon divergent clawen fanfic 100k word slow burn "park isnt destroyed au"

[youandtom2]

UMMMMMM I JUST SAW SPIDER MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE AND OMGGG???

SO GOOD. SO SO SO GOOD.

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MIGUEL O’HARA??? PLAYED BY NO OTHER THAN OSCAR ISAAC???

LOVE ME A COMPLEX MORALLY-DUBIOUS GOOD (BAD) GUY

[fairycosmos]

people hate to hear this but is it a look or are they just skinny is the realest sentence ever uttered

[sepezzz]

this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!

[vampiregerard]

the crowd singing disenchanted via talkingvegas

[vampiefemme]

modern!vi who’s down horrendous for you. she gets home from the gym, sweat-damp and sore, ready for a much-needed shower after hitting a new pr and kicking her own ass during her workout. she’s undressing in the foggy bathroom when her phone pings from the counter, your name lighting up the screen. she tosses her shirt to the side and unlocks the phone to see your message.

missing you sooo bad right now, you’ve texted her. attached is a photo of you, shirtless, with your perfectly manicured nails delicately cupping your tits. might have to touch myself… help me out?

vi scoffs at your message, but she clicks on that photo again, zooms in and analyzes it until she’s sure she’s memorized every individual pixel.

fuck, you’re perfect. fuck fuck fuck.

steam from the shower has fogged up the mirror entirely, and it’s deathly humid in the bathroom. but vi’s got a soft spot for you - she’d do anything you asked her to, even if your version of asking is merely suggesting… no, bribing. that photo was definitely a bribe.

vi messes around with a few potential angles, propping her phone up on the counter, then on the floor, even on the back of the toilet. nothing looks right, and she’s so sweaty and frustrated that she almost decides not to send you anything at all. she rips open the shower curtain, huffing an annoyed sigh before her eyes land on the shower head.

huh, that’s an idea.

fifteen minutes later, as you’re lazily dragging your fingers through your cunt, horny and annoyed that vi hasn’t texted you back, you get a notification. it’s a video, you realize with a giddy whir of excitement, and you click play without a second thought. one hand cradling your phone, the other between your thighs, you watch as vi settles the camera down on a shelf by the window. her scarlet locks are damp with sweat, droplets of water from the shower rolling down her inked skin. fuck, you’ll never get used to that body - she’s all lean muscles and sharp edges, so dangerous until she’s holding you with those calloused hands and curling her frame up against yours.

and now? she’s biting her lip, trying to make a show of trailing a hand down her abdomen - she stops short, though, reaching off to the side instead. her hand returns with the running shower head, and you draw in a sharp, excited breath. as if she could hear you, vi lets out a little chuckle and says, “i know, unexpected. i haven’t done this in years.”

she fiddles with the shower head, flicking a switch at the neck until the water flow changes to a more… optimal setting. the stream’s a lot more focused now, more intense.

“worked myself up a bit before this. hope that’s okay, princess.” vi flashes a smirk at the camera, but with her cheeks painted that pretty pink shade, you know she’s a little embarrassed. uncertain.

you’re grateful that the camera angle lets you see every detail of what vi’s doing - how her body moves. she hitches a leg up against the shower wall, just high enough to spread herself open. the soft curls between her legs are untamed and wet, and your cunt twitches at the sight of vi’s pink, pink cunt, spread beautifully - you only get one glance, though, before the silver shower head blocks your view. vi hisses through her teeth and her hips twitch. you sigh, your fingers playing in the wetness between your legs as you watch vi toss her head back in pleasure. every moan that passes her lips goes straight to your clit - you’re needy, gushing wetter every time you see vi’s tits bounce or her jaw clench.

“fuuuuck,” she cries out, her face a vision of pleasure. mouth hung open, brows knitted together, eyes foggy with lust. “gonna come, shit, baby…”

water drips from vi’s hair down to her shoulders, rolling in beads down her tense chest. she’s heaving, panting, gasping your name as her orgasm slams into her, tatted biceps flexing as she forces the shower head to stay in place. her orgasm seems to last forever, streams of water gushing from her pussy down to the shower floor - and then she’s done, spent.

it’s almost like vi forgets about the camera for a moment. she hums in pleasure, still panting a bit as she comes back down from her high. she licks her lips, then her eyes meet the camera - and oh, she looks wrecked.

“hope that’s enough material for you, pretty girl,” she says to the camera, winking playfully before the video cuts out.

[multifandom--mess]

this glow up was crazy

[merriconstance]

Love was when he came to me, begging on his bended knees

[escaping-peril12]

[ MHA MANGA SPOILERS ]

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Here is Horikoshi's comment in this week's Jump:

And here is an IMPORTANT correction (crying rn):

goodBYE 😭😭

[teddytheartist]

Sokka side-profile for the girls and the gays

[swedenis-h]

Look at my lawyers dawg, I’m going to jail 😭

[adamsrcnan]

"Ronan likes being told what to do and Adam likes telling him what to do" is the most insane and delicious thing i've ever heard in my goddamn life. Need me a freak like that.

[kulai]

DAY 1: First Kiss for Wenclairtober :3

check this out on twt ! this is based on ch12 (i think?) of "The Dead and the Dancing" on ao3. A HEAVY recommended for sure

[loverdlx]

bitch pack secret santa 2023 ♡

↳ merry christmas, @sotb!!

[screamingfrenchfries]

imo dean winchester knew EXACTLY what he was doing, my question is what were the WRITERS doing ?!?!?!? like how the hell do you write lines like that then turn around and insist that dean is 100% heterosexual

I love that when Cas stopped Dean from becoming Michael’s vessel Dean just decided to resort to homoerotic flirtatious insults because it’s so???

He’s just all like “Blow me Cas!!!” and “Last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid 😉” like???? What exactly did he think he was doing??? What was going through his mind???

He really went “Wow you won’t let me sacrifice myself??? Well why don’t you just fuck me then, huh??? Why don’t we suck each other’s dicks right now??? We should have crazy angry sex right this second. Let’s do it. I bet you won’t.”