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keanureevesisbae · 2 years ago

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Not gonna lie: i;ve been waiting for this moment lkajsdflkasjdf

Penelope Wilson seemed like the incarnation of the expression ‘if looks could kill’. Pure sulphuric acid couldn’t melt the obvious look of disdain from this woman’s face. Her father, on the other hand, opted for the more traditional glare.

i'd be shaking, crying and puking if i had to face these people

Sherlock found himself with similar prayers, as there was not a doubt in his mind that Napoleon or Charles would have breezed through a dinner like this.

Sherlock is me whenever I meet new people and I think about my social ass friends literally breezing through the conversation and I'm sitting there like a sims character, waiting for instructions

“We always hear you practice, we were bound to get curious as to why we endure that, right?” Marshall answered.

HAHAHA

“I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s because Charles isn’t shagging their daughter,” Marshall whispered, "which is a nice change of pace for him, don't you think?"

Marshall's one lines are fucking amazing

“I’ll have you know I was a debutante,” she said with a hint of arrogance to her voice.

One time I read this duology about girls who were also debutantes and ended up in jail and every time I hear or read about debutantes, i automatically think about that series - anyway that literally adds nothing, but I hda to get it off my chest

"Sherlock Holmes kissing someone, I never thought I'd see the day."

"And in public, no less," Napoleon added.

"Like that," Mike chimed in, "there's definitely tongue involved there..."

"Can you blame him," Charles said, "she's fi-" It was far too easy to guess his intentions regarding the end of that sentence, and it was plenty for Sherlock to interrupt his current activities and turn around to face Charles.

Not me tearing up because the guys are so proud of their little baby sherlie

“Did he now?” Everything about her voice screamed that she found that far more attractive than she should ever admit to in public, which Anjelica, Dani and Solveig picked up on immediately, judging from their failed attempts at hiding their laughter in suspicious coughing, or behind their hands. The boys, however, largely seemed to remain clueless - which was probably for the best.

No, but this reminds me of those tiktoks, where girls make these videos about: ALL THE GIRLS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. and she looks up in three different ways and you just know EXACTLY what each look means (like one means 'ew', the other means 'help me' and the other means 'oh he cute af') and I feel like that just sorta happened here lol

“Elena, pardon my saying so, but your mother is an absolutely exhausting woman.”

What a proper way of saying that you hate her guts

Part 16 - Opening night

Masterlist

Part 15 -- Part 17

Pairing: Sherlock x ofc

Summary: The night of the New Years concert is finally upon us, and though Sherlock has a handle on his nerves when it comes to performing, he doesn't fare as well when it comes to... in-laws...

Warnings: Fluff! And some truly horrible parents...

Word count: 4k

A/N: Am I going to apologize for not making this the porn I know we're al waiting for? Absolutely the fuck not! No regrets!

@geralts-yenn @deandoesthingstome @peaches1958 @keanureevesisbae @fvckinghenrycavill

Everything seemed to be ready for the New Year’s concert, except for Elena. She was - for lack of a more charming description - a jittering bundle of nerves, sat on the edge of a desk backstage, chewing on the skin around her fingernails, paying her environment no mind. That last thing she did so thoroughly that she failed to notice two things: The first was Sherlock, who sat next to her on that desk and wrapped an arm around her shoulders, the second was much worse.

“Elena, darling!” That was the voice of her father beyond a shadow of a doubt. Which meant her mother couldn’t be far behind.

“Sit up straight, sweetheart!” There she was. “And who might this be?” Sherlock, who didn’t get nervous before performances and therefore was in full possession of his mental faculties, had in his ever so great wisdom dropped his arm from around her shoulder the second he heard someone call her ‘darling’.

“This is Sherlock Holmes,” she said after taking a deep breath and getting up from the desk, “Sherlock, my parents; Theodore and Penelope Wilson.” Penelope Wilson seemed like the incarnation of the expression ‘if looks could kill’. Pure sulphuric acid couldn’t melt the obvious look of disdain from this woman’s face. Her father, on the other hand, opted for the more traditional glare. When he reached out his hand to make Sherlock’s acquaintance, it was almost a threat.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, sir,” Sherlock took his hand without hesitation. It was possible that he was simply blissfully unaware that he had anything to fear from the man, though it made more sense that his mother’s interesting upbringing finally proved useful - half of it had been rather rigid and proper, the other half, however, had been nothing short of an absolute circus. Sherlock’s way of greeting Elena’s parents seemed to diffuse the situation to a certain extent.

“Quite rare, nowadays, to come across a young man with a sense of propriety,” Mrs. Wilson remarked after Sherlock had let go of her hand, too.

“I will be sure to pass your compliments on to my mother,” Sherlock replied courtly. Elena could tell from the expression on her mother’s face that she was not yet impressed with the man in front of her. A predicament easily remedied through answering the question that she knew lay on the tip of her father’s tongue.

“And what do you do, Sherlock?”

“I am in my third year of law school,” Sherlock said - and much to Elena’s surprise, he stopped there.

“You’re being far too modest, Sherlock,” Elena said softly as she offered him a sweet smile and prayed he would tell her parents the rest.

“Elena…” It was clear that he was not intent on bragging to her parents, meaning she would have to do it on his behalf.

“He is also in his second year of his bachelor’s degree in philosophy,” her father slowly raised an eyebrow, “and takes courses in psychology,” as did her mother, “and he is the first violinist for the orchestra.” Sherlock smiled awkwardly. Whenever people boasted about his intelligence or musical talents, he felt like an aberration, though in this case he recognized that Mr. and Mrs. Wilson were the kind of people who wouldn’t readily think anyone well-suited for their daughter.

“And how old are you, Sherlock?” Her mother asked, curiosity sparkling within her eyes. They were the same shade of green as her daughter’s, Sherlock recognized.

“I am eighteen, Mrs. Wilson,” Sherlock answered, “soon to turn nineteen.” Elena could tell that her parents were impressed, and though she felt happy about that, she couldn’t help but feel guilty for parading Sherlock around the way she had. From the look on Sherlock’s face, however, she could tell - or at least reasonably assume - that he understood. There was only one question that could throw a spanner in the works, and of course her serpent of a mother was quick enough to ask it.

“What are you to my daughter, Sherlock?” The woman watched closely and with sourly pursed lips while Sherlock deliberated the proper answer to this question. Elena knew him to be caught between a rock and a hard place, having to please her mother with a steadfast answer that would prove him dependable, while not conveying any untoward intentions to her father in the process.

“I would like to call her my girlfriend,” Sherlock said to Penelope before turning to Elena, “if you will allow me to do so?”

“I’d be more than happy to,” Elena said. When Sherlock took her hand and pressed his lips to her knuckles, she giggled.

“I can’t believe they asked you to join us for dinner!” Elena exclaimed after she had skillfully ejected her parents from the backstage area of the theater.

“I can’t believe I accepted,” Sherlock groaned. His experience when it came to having dinner with people’s parents was limited, and apart from having hoped he would be able to keep it that way, he was also fairly sure he would be next to useless at it.

“I can’t believe my boyfriend,” she put a lot of unnecessary emphasis on the word, “is so afraid of making a fool of himself. I thought Sherlock Holmes paid no mind to what others think of him?”

“They’re your parents, I feel they are more important than most others.” Of course he was right. To her, it wasn’t as if their relationship depended on the approval of her parents, but she suspected that Sherlock was perhaps slightly more old-fashioned that way. The realization shocked her.

“Sherlock, their acceptance of our relationship doesn’t matter to me, I want you to know that,” she said as she wrapped her arms around him. He trembled in her embrace and hardly returned her affections.

“It does to me, Elena,” he whispered. In fact, the blessing of her parents - mostly her father, he had to admit, though he would think twice to ever mention it to his mother; she'd surely give him an earful - mattered so much that he wasn’t quite sure whether or not he could continue their relationship if he knew her parents didn’t want him in her life. To him, everything was hinging on that dinner. Elena took his face in between her hands.

“Don’t say that, please,” she whispered in return. There were tears in her eyes.

The restaurant was very nice, to put it mildly. One might say it was a venue of the posh variety, which was perfectly suited for Elena’s parents. Sherlock was subjected to a particularly thorough interrogation all the way through dinner. He answered their questions politely and honestly, but with a sense of modesty that irked Elena beyond belief. She regularly wormed her way into the conversation with compliments at his address, secretly wishing her boyfriend was a bit more of a… pompous ass, frankly. Sherlock found himself with similar prayers, as there was not a doubt in his mind that Napoleon or Charles would have breezed through a dinner like this. Charles’ family was old money whereas Napoleon’s love for the finer things in life had driven him to master the kind of social protocol needed in the circles that surrounded themselves with those pleasures, and while Sherlock had certainly be raised to possess a sense of propriety that some might deem archaic, his mother had always made sure to steer him away from anything she deemed ‘hoity-toity’. In that regard - at least according to his mother - he had no doubt fared better than his brother Mycroft, who, over time, had become a tad too big for his britches. That being said, Mycroft, too, would have had no trouble whatsoever surviving this dinner and effectuating a favorable outcome.

“What are you all doing here?” Sherlock asked. None of his roommates had ever shown up to see him perform, therefore he didn’t immediately consider the possibility they were here for him. He’d known August and Anjelica would be there, however, but he had been blissfully unaware that the others would show up, too.

“We always hear you practice, we were bound to get curious as to why we endure that, right?” Marshall answered.

“Besides,” Mike added, “some of us have girlfriends who get sad if we don’t take them out on dates.” Dani elbowed him in the ribs for that one, but calmed down instantly when Mike wrapped his arms around her and kissed her temple. The comment seemed to put Sherlock at ease, and he looked at Mike with gratitude. He didn’t enjoy being the center of attention, and while he found it a lovely gesture that they had come to see him, it did make him feel a tad awkward.

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost, mate,” Charles said as he slapped him on the shoulder.

“Elena’s parents are here,” Sherlock sighed, “I had to suffer through dinner with them.” The guys groaned in solidarity - most of them knew what it felt like, the others could roughly imagine it as something they never wanted to go through.

“How bad was it?” Anjelica asked curiously.

“It wasn’t bad, per se, they just don’t seem to like me much,” Sherlock said. The answer made Anjelica grimace. If these people didn’t approve of a man like Sherlock - who she admittedly didn’t know much about, but enough to have come to the conclusion that he was a gentleman through and through - then what in Heaven’s name would it take? She was about to get her answer directly from the source, as Elena and her parents approached the group, and mingled in their conversation. Sherlock could tell that the presence of his housemates greatly worsened Elena’s nerves, and he carefully took her hand in his, hoping no one saw.

Mrs. Wilson seemed immediately taken with Charles, which worried Sherlock greatly.

“Why do they like him, and not me?” He asked his friends when Elena’s parents were once again safely out of earshot, being guided to their seats by Charles.

“I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s because Charles isn’t shagging their daughter,” Marshall whispered, "which is a nice change of pace for him, don't you think?"

“What does it matter if they like you?” Danielle asked.

“They want what’s best for her,” Sherlock replied, “and if they don’t think that includes me, then how can I?”

“Well, you can’t do worse than my ex-girlfriend,” Elena said. A scornful laugh escaped her. “I mean, at least you’re a guy.”

“You’re…” Sherlock looked at her in surprise at what she had just said.

“Bi. I never mentioned that?” Elena was genuinely surprised it had never come up. Sherlock shook his head in reply to her question. “Oh, well, now you know.”

“Back to the issue,” Anjelica interrupted, “I can try to find out what they think of you?”

“Can you do it subtly?” Elena inquired nervously. Anjelica snorted derisively.

“I’ll have you know I was a debutante,” she said with a hint of arrogance to her voice.

“And is this the first time that has ever come in handy?” August asked, earning himself an elbow to the ribs. “You can all take that as a ‘yes’.”

Despite Elena’s nerves, she played beautifully - which she found hard to believe even after everyone had told her a million times. Well, almost everyone. The fact that her mother immediately resorted to harsh criticism of her performance, diligently listing all the things they felt needed improving, before moving on to speak ill of the acoustics of the theater, wasn’t the least bit helpful. She showed absolutely no qualms holding her monologue in front of everyone. Elena’s face lit up as Sherlock handed her a small bouquet of white carnations in the middle of her mother’s furious tirade about the terrible seats, the terrible lighting, and the terrible everything else.

“Mother!” Apparently, Sherlock’s gift gave her the courage to interrupt her mother’s Soliloquy of Doom. “If we are to list everything you found subpar about the performance - mine or anybody else’s - we might as well take a seat because we are all going to be here for a very long time. I suggest you save it for the drive home.” It was impossible not to hear the hurt in her voice as she said it. It didn’t take long for her parents to leave after that little outburst - though in all fairness, they had a fairly lengthy trip ahead of them.

After they left, Anjelica held up another flower. Sherlock took it from her, his smile displaying an edge of insecurity and doubt as he handed Elena the red carnation.

“I had August take that out for fear your parents would see it and know what I meant by it,” Sherlock said carefully. Elena smiled, immediately understanding what he was trying to say. It was as likely her parents would have perfectly understood the subtle message of a greater level of intimacy than the sentiment of sweet, innocent love conveyed by the white flowers as it was unlikely that they would have approved of it.

“Now that your parents are gone, can I still call you my girlfriend?” He looked very nervous all of a sudden, as if he expected a negative reaction.

“Of course,” she replied with a shy smile, “why wouldn’t that be okay?”

“We’ve only been going out for two weeks,” Sherlock pointed out. Elena chuckled. He would have been right in saying it had been only two weeks since they had first kissed, but she wouldn’t necessarily disregard all the time they had spent together before then, or so she argued. It was a reasonable argument, but not quite enough to convince Sherlock.

"But we were friends," he retorted, his voice thick with amusement.

"Maybe you were," Elena replied, "I was flirting with you starting after maybe the first rehearsal in your room."

"But I wasn't aware of that," he said, the amusement in his voice traded in for sadness.

"And that's why it's only been two weeks since we first kissed."

"You mean to say we could have been doing that since the beginning of the quarter?" The smile that lay on his lips sounded all too clearly in his voice, and was visible in his eyes. She loved it when he smiled like that, and it made her fall in love with him all over again.

"If you hadn't been such a clueless goof? Yes."

"Listen, we tried absolutely everything in our power," Charles suddenly said.

"Alright," Sherlock said to Elena, "I can apologize, or I can try to make up for lost time. You choose."

He hadn't even finished speaking the sentence or her arms were wrapped around his neck and her lips touched his. Sherlock recognised the voices of all his roommates - and their partners - in the small cheering crowd he was trying not to pay attention to. Their excitement was understandable, as someone would indubitably point out sooner rather than later. To Sherlock’s surprise, it was Marshall. He wasn’t usually one to meddle in others’ business.

"Sherlock Holmes kissing someone, I never thought I'd see the day."

"And in public, no less," Napoleon added.

"Like that," Mike chimed in, "there's definitely tongue involved there..."

"Do you remember what I told you last week, or do you need me to remind you?" There was a dark edge to his voice that caused the hairs on the back of her neck to stand up. She’d be lying if she said it didn’t also turn her on immensely. Charles raised both of his hands while taking a step back upon hearing the undertone in Sherlock’s voice.

“What happened last week?” Elena inquired, her eyes sparkling with curiosity.

“Nothing,” Sherlock replied, but that answer clearly wasn’t enough for her.

“Oh, I mentioned I’d been getting worried I’d have to take you off his hands,” Charles said casually, “and your boyfriend threatened me with grievous bodily harm.”

“Full house tonight, huh?” Sy asked as they all started walking in the same direction when they came out of the theater. Suddenly, everyone’s eyes were on Elena, who looked as though she hoped the ground beneath her feet would disappear. Luckily, Dani elbowed Sy in the ribs.

“She’s learning,” Marshall laughed.

“Mike,” Sy growled, but the way Mike looked back at him stopped him from saying whatever it was that he had been planning on saying.

The rest of the walk back to the house was peaceful enough, although Sherlock caught some wistful looks from Marshall, aimed at any of the guys who had an arm wrapped around a girl.

“Are you okay,” he asked carefully, only to be met with a growl and a ‘fine’ that didn’t sound fine at all. Sherlock decided it would be best not to press the matter: neither he nor Marshall were great conversationalists, especially when it came to serious matters, and he felt he wasn’t necessarily the right person to further investigate what was going on. Instead, he pulled a shivering Elena closer to his side and kept walking.

Next to them, Mike and Dani were discussing a movie they were planning on watching when they got home. Sherlock was surprised to hear Elena break into their conversation, saying she hadn’t seen it either, and had been meaning to. She gave him an inquisitive look when the invitation to watch it with them came. As much as he was looking forward to spending the night with her, he gladly accepted.

“Mind if we join you?” Anjelica asked, not bothering to ask August if he had other plans for the evening. “Anyone else?” If all the women in the world had the confidence of Anjelica Madden, men would be done for. Sol and Geralt accepted the invitation, the rest opted out on account of being single and very much unwilling to have that rubbed in their faces.

“Are we really going to stuff the eight of us in one bedroom?” Dani asked hesitantly. It’s not that the house was small, but it would still be on the awkward end of ‘very cozy’.

“I was going to suggest the living room,” Anjelica answered. Elena and Dani looked at each other.

“There’s a living room?” they asked simultaneously. As it turns out, 179th Crescent Street did have a living room - though neither Dani nor Elena had ever seen or heard of it. If Sy was to be believed, that was because they had been preoccupied with their boyfriends, but the simple truth was that it just wasn’t used much. That, and what Sy said.

The living room was definitely more comfortable for the eight of them than any of the guys’ rooms would have been. Soon, it was abundantly clear why the others had declined the offer to join them. Mike had terrible taste in movies, but he could spot a good horror from a mile away - not that he didn’t enjoy the objectively dreadful ones. Had the girls been fighting over legroom on the couch before, now they were curled up against their boys so closely that there was actually plenty of room in the middle. Sherlock took a minute to observe the others closely. Dani looked genuinely scared, and Mikey chuckled every time something happened that startled her and she crawled even closer to him, pulling the blanket she had confiscated closer around her shoulders. Sol didn’t seem fazed in the least, but still gladly took the opportunity for some socially acceptable snuggling. When he focused his attention on Anjelica, he found out rather quickly that she was faking her fright. August was most definitely aware of this, and couldn’t have cared less if his life depended on it. Much to his surprise - and, if he was completely honest, his dissatisfaction - Elena seemed to have adopted a similar technique.

“You know I’ll still hold you if you aren’t scared, right?” Sherlock said. “You don’t have to pretend.” His tone was casual, and his remark closely followed by three dark chuckles from the other guys. Elena rolled her eyes - more at herself than at him. She could - and should - have expected him to point it out.

“As long as that’s the only thing she’s faking,” August said lightly. For some reason, the remark caused Sherlock to blush while the others laughed.

By the time the movie finished it was nearly midnight, and everyone was - or at least looked - tired. Everyone made their way to their respective rooms, and both Sherlock and Elena were glad that other than a suggestive wink from Mike as he said goodnight, no one said anything. After changing, Sherlock went back downstairs to brush his teeth, only to be met upon return with a softly sobbing Elena. She was curled up in his bed, facing the wall, hiding beneath the covers.

“Elena, what’s wrong?” He got in behind her and pulled her into his arms.

“It’s nothing.” As far as Sherlock was concerned. Crying, by the very definition of the word ‘nothing’, did not qualify as such.

“You’re obviously lying.” It wasn’t a question. In fact, it was a fairly harsh - albeit true - accusation. Elena recognized how little sense it made to keep Sherlock at arm’s length, and she turned around, wrapping an arm around him and hiding her face in his chest. For a moment, they just lay there, and he gently stroked her hair and her back.

“It’s my parents,” Elena finally said. The sound of her voice was positively dripping with exhaustion, and not the kind, per se, that was fixed with a good night’s sleep. “Sherlock, please don’t leave if they decide they don’t like you. At this point, I don’t even think they like me.”

“Elena, pardon my saying so, but your mother is an absolutely exhausting woman.” Sherlock had been fighting the urge to say that out loud all night, and he finally couldn’t hold his tongue any longer. Of course it was still far more polite than some of the other things he wanted to say about her, but he found it best not to push his luck.

“My father isn’t much better,” she sighed, “but on the positive side, he did say you were a ‘fine young man’ when I walked them to their car.” Her eyes almost drifted shut halfway through her sentence, and she struggled to stay awake.

“And your mother?” Sherlock had absolutely no clue as to why he asked - it wasn’t as if the answer could possibly be anything good, so why was he curious about it?

“Outright suggested I go for Charles or Leon, instead.” There was a smile on her lips as she said it, and it stayed there until she finally let her eyes fall shut and drifted off into a deep sleep.

Sherlock, on the other hand, found himself with quite a lot more trouble falling asleep. It didn’t come as a surprise to him that Penelope Wilson didn’t approve of him, but he wasn’t quite sure how he felt about that. Elena didn’t seem to care much, and it had become relatively clear to him during the past evening that perhaps her parents - at least her mother - didn’t have her best interests at heart, after all. They seemed to put an unnecessary amount of pressure on her. The memory of her voice when she had told her mother off for criticizing everything about the concert rose to the front of his mind, and he found himself clutching his sleeping girl closer to his chest. She was safe there, he’d make sure of it.

-> Part 17

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frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe · 2 years ago

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my official reasonings/ramblings for why each song on my steddie playlist was added because the brainrot is real (this list is constantly being updated!)

i tried to keep this as close to the actual time frame as possible, but any song can be a steddie song since eddie is actually alive and well ofc 🥰

any song with just the reasoning being “Steve” or “Eddie” means it’s a song on that’d i think would be on their playlist/they’d listen to and may or may not think about the other while they do

Eddie My Love - The Chordettes duh. but also this is the song Steve puts on the jukebox in response to the scenario below with ‘Hey Lover’ (here’s a drabble I wrote for this and ‘Hey Lover’)

I Was Made For Lovin' You - KISS Eddie’s Steve song; part of my mixtape fic

Mary On A Cross - Ghost Literally all the first steddie edits I saw on tiktok were to this song

Hey Lover - The Daughters of Eve I have an scenario in my head of Eddie putting this song on a jukebox in a small diner, saying “hey that sounds like you Stevie” at the line “You don’t have to be a king” and blushing like crazy when Steve smirks and asks “You trying to tell me something, Munson?” (here’s a drabble I wrote for this and ‘Eddie My Love’’)

Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon this tiktok by luna.weasley11 that says it sounds like Eddie singing

Never Ever Getting Rid of Me - Waitress Soundtrack POV, Eddie singing this to Steve because Eddie didn’t die and Steve and Robin work at a diner now, fight me.

Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus Eddie singing about Steve; Steve comes to Eddie at prom (Steve is chaperoning or is Robin’s date idk) and invites him to an Iron Maiden concert. basically this post by erlij on twitter (the twt post was what i saw first, but they also posted it here on tumblr (@erlie))

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard Eddie

You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC Eddie

Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears Steve’s Eddie song; part of my mixtape fic

Cry Little Sister - Gerard McMann Kas!Eddie vibes also Lost Boys?? Hello?? - also this vid from @verk0my of steve meeting vamp eddie the first time

Angeleyes - ABBA AU where King Steve and Eddie meet earlier and maybe fool around and this is Eddie after King Steve drops him (don’t worry they still get together later after Steve isn’t a complete ASS.).

Lay All Your Love On Me - ABBA Steve

Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears Steve’s “Heat of the Moment”/groundhog day song from “The Lathe” by @palmviolet on AO3

1985 - Bo Burnham duh

Master of Puppets - Metallica Duh

Separate Ways - Journey DUH

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush duh, but also this Kas!Eddie x Steve fanvid by @softoreos on youtube AND this fic by @appledaggerst

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads was in the show, but I added it to this playlist because of this tiktok by roguealien

Take on Me - a-ha Steve

Somebody To Love - Queen duh, but also: don’t watch this Ella Enchanted AU vid by roguealien on tiktok and then DON’T think about this song/scene in the movie but steddie

Take My Breath Away - Berlin duh

Bad Habit - Steve Lacy Steve to Eddie when he finds out Eddie had a crush on him and was too late to do anything about it either due to canon or because Eddie’s in a coma from his injuries

Voulez-Vous - ABBA added because I read this fic by @bmodiwrites where Eddie walks in on Dustin and Steve singing and dancing to this while cooking and it sends Eddie into a mixtape-making spiral

Eddie Baby - Felix Hagen & the Family AU where the fruity four go see Corroded Coffin play at some gay bar in Indianapolis’ open mic night and after Corroded Coffin plays, Steve, Robin, and Nancy surprise Eddie by being the next act to go up on stage; Steve singing as a confession to Eddie, Robin and Nancy as his backup/band! I finally wrote this!!

You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) - Dead Or Alive Steve’s “Oh shit I have a crush on Eddie Munson” song

Kiss the Go-Goat - Ghost seen this used in steddie edits

Tainted Love - Soft Cell Eddie with his big ol’ pining crush on Steve

I Ran (So Far Away) - Flock of Seagulls Eddie coded: “Outside of D&D, I am no hero. I see danger and I just turn heel and run. Or at least that's what I've learned about myself this week.”. also, “..with auburn hair and tawny eyes” is obv. about Steve

Play With Me - Extreme Eddie

Hungry Eyes - Eric Carmen Steve

This Charming Man - The Smiths Steve coded

Heart Of Glass (Live) - Miley Cyrus the song fits the era, but this is the version I like better tbh

Spillways - Ghost idk, i like it and I think Eddie’d like Ghost in the future

Don’t You Want Me - The Human League classic 80s song

Super Freak - Rick James classic 80s song (also I love the Hillywood ST parody vid)

Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen DUH

As the World Falls Down - David Bowie, Labyrinth HELLO?? JARETH!EDDIE AND SARAH!STEVE?? “I will be there for you as the world falls down”??? editing this one to add THIS BEAUTIFUL ART BY @vesperalhemlock

The Power Of Love - Huey Lewis & The News perfect for S3 steddie!

Can’t Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon classic 80s song, plus a fic of the same name by @steddieasitgoes where Steve finds a mix tape Eddie Made about him and this song is on the tape twice because Eddie is that down bad for him

I’m Still Standing - Elton John fits both of them, Steve after having gone through all the upside-down bullshit, Eddie still standing tall after everything he’s been through

Le Hace Falta Un Beso - EL Chapo De Sinaloa this tiktok/meme by littlecorvo also i’m in LOVE with hispanic!Eddie

The King Has Lost His Crown - ABBA STEVE’S SONG FR ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ABBA?? The title?? “The world is upside-down”?? In the words of my friend Eli (@transizzyhands): “I can’t believe abba invented Steve harrington”; also part of my mixtape fic

Rainbow in the Dark - Dio Eddie

Last Christmas - Wham! idk, i’ve seen edits of them to this song and also i love this song lmao

Hopelessly Devoted To You - Olivia Newton-John Sandy!Steve x Danny!Eddie

SOS - ABBA Steve pining after Eddie even though he’s gone

Acolyte - Slaughter Beach, Dog “Eddie, I want you to marry me, we’ll wait a few years, I don’t mean to frighten you, I just wanna be clear.” (this specific vid by tubesock_ (@tubesock86 here on tumblr) made me add this to the playlist!)

Your Love - The Outfield Steve

More Than a Feeling - Boston classic

Is This Love - Whitesnake there was a specific video by chloeeerenee on tiktok that made me add this song to the playlist but it has since been deleted 😔; also part of my mixtape fic

Love Bites - Judas Priest Kas/Vampire!Eddie x Steve vibes, this art by @eddiemunsonrulesmylife, ALSO THE ART FROM THIS ALBUM IS A POSTER IN EDDIE’S TRAILER FROM THE ST SET

Every Breath You Take - The Police this is giving either ghost!eddie still watching over steve OR steve pining after eddie from afar as far back as S2

Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue i originally thought Eddie would’ve liked this song, but now i’m thinking that steve is the one that ends up liking it and is like ‘oh, you like this right? this is metal?’ and Eddie has to be all 😬😬😬 ‘yeah stevie, i love this song’

Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen THEM!! classic 80s song, also this vid by roguealien

Honey, Honey - ABBA Steve

Camel by Camel - Mix Vocal - Sandy Marton this video by @/marcluvr on tiktok

Rock You LIke A Hurricane - Scorpions Eddie

Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy) - John Lennon them ❤️ also this edit vid with the album by lordnessly

You Really Got Me - Van Halen Eddie

Starman - David Bowie from a Instagram story by @szczurherbacany; when they posted the first pic on this insta post, had this song on it!! basically, steve's moles/freckles are constellations

Take A Chance On Me - ABBA Eddie wanting Steve to take a chance on him

Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes Steve

Freaks - Surf Curse Eddie coded

Going to Georgia - The Mountain Goats the song for the songfic title “the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you” and its sequel “frozen with joy right where i stand” by @greatunironic ; AKA steddie fic royalty

The Promise - When In Rome this tiktok from nextjen

(I Just) Died In Your Arms - Cutting Crew Kinda literal lmao sorry

Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath In my fave steddie fic “The Shire is NOT on Fire” by @kissesforcas, Steve tells Eddie that this song reminds him of his love (Eddie); it makes sense when you read it!.

For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica Eddie’d love this song but also this vid specifically from @toktopus-art

Ballroom Blitz - Sweet idk why but this is giving me fruity four vibes OR will be the song that will be playing during S5’s big fight™ and we find out eddie’s still alive and the big fight™ is the party vs. kas!eddie and vecna

Shout - Tears For Fears Steve

Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell this vid by roguealien

Dancing In the Dark - Bruce Springsteen Steve coded in general also this art by @mankanar

You’re The One That I Want - John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John Sandy!Steve x Danny!Eddie in general, specifically this vid and this vid from toktopus-art

Lovesong - The Cure duh

This Year - The Mountain Goats this vid by roguealien

I Will Follow Him - Peggy March this vid by roguealien

Be My Baby - The Ronettes part 4 to my mixtape fic!

Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money duh! but also i added this to my mixtape fic!

Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode this vid by vimenage is what made me add this song to the playlist!

I’m Still Here (Jim’s Theme) - Treasure Planet soundtrack Eddie coded; seriously makes me emotional thinking about Eddie singing this like wtf

Rewrite The Stars - The Greatest Showman soundtrack in my head this is a AU where Steve is the rich boy that falls for acrobat Eddie; Steve joins the show just as staff to get away from his Dad/family, travel with the show and to learn more about the absolutely enchanting trapeze artist (like Ewan McGregor does in Big Fish but his love is in the show he’s working for). Steve wants to go all in in their relationship and Eddie is wary because he doesn’t trust rich boy Steve (at first) and also he is more cautious of how their relationship would be perceived to anyone outside the showgrounds/performers/their friends and pushes him away because of it.

I Won’t Say I’m in Love - Hercules Soundtrack DUH!!! A classic song for any ship; Eddie is Meg and Steve is Hercules obv. w/ corroded coffin and/or robin and dustin are the muses being like, “we all know you’re down bad for the big hunky jock you can’t fool us eddie.”; bonus! i wrote this!

Radio Ga Ga - Queen I feel like they’d both love this song

Agora Te Puedes Marchar - Luis Miguel this edit from moonysmunson

Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper Steve after Eddie died 🙃

I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner Steve when he’s going through is sexuality crisis/figuring out his crush on Eddie

Careless Whisper - Wham! 😏

Crazy For You - Madonna Steve

Heaven - Bryan Adams future steddie!!!! 😭😭😭

St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion) - John Parr Steve coded, thinking he’s the only one who can save everyone and once it’s all over, just being on top of the world being with Eddie and getting the fuck away from his fuckass dad

Broken Wings - Mr. Mister

I Can’t Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) - Four Tops Eddie has a soft spot for sappy oldies

All I Ask Of You - Phantom of the Opera soundtrack added this for the steddie fic i wrote where Eddie was a theater kid in school and steve fell for him when he saw Eddie play the Phantom

Necesito Decirte - Conjunto Primavera my hubby found this song after looking for it for a while and the lyrics fit a lost depressed steve after eddie is gone

Tragos Amargos - Ramon Ayala sad sappy songs for eddie music hc, but this time it’s hispanic!eddie(, my love)

Quién Como Tú - Ana Gabriel this vid by corvus_chronicles on tiktok (@corvuschronicles here on tumblr) with hispanic eddie jamming to this while cleaning 🥰

If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher timeloop fics 🫠🙃

Alone - Heart this vid by @becomingfoxes that made me realize i hadn’t put this on my playlist yet????

In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel

Bigger Than The Whole Sky -Taylor Swift this edit by mira (@/hellfiresteddie on twitter) FUCKING HELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT??? ALSO @strawberryspence and @undreaming-fanfiction's fic of the same name

Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance this video 🙃🙃

Teenager in Love - Dion & The Belmonts they really do just be two teenagers in love?? also see prev. explanations about Eddie having a soft spot for sappy oldies because of Wayne

Love is a Battlefield - Pat Benatar Steve

Boys Don’t Cry - The Cure Steve

Wouldn’t It Be Nice - The Beach Boys It really would be nice if they could just be in love and happy, wouldn’t it?? sorrynotsorry about making this happy sounding song sad

The End of the World - Skeeter Davis Steve being in his feels after Eddie’s gone (Believe it or not, I don’t really like angst, I promise! idk what’s up with me lmao)

Can’t Help Falling In Love - Elvis Presley they really can’t lol (also twist & shout war flashbacks anyone?)

Holding Out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler Steve deserves a bashing in some UD monsters heads montage to this song; now also included in part 5 of my mixtape fic!

Lady Stardust - David Bowie this tweet about how this song is Flight Risk steddie coded

Something About You - Level 42 Steve

Into the Groove - Madonna Steve

How Will I Know - Whitney Houston Steve

Always Something There to Remind Me - Naked Eyes after eddie dies, steve seeing things everywhere that remind him of eddie

Like a Prayer - Madonna “I’m down on my knees, i wanna take you there”?? 👀

The Man Who Sold the World - David Bowie it’s giving witness protection eddie, maybe WP eddie that even the party thought died but then find him again??

Heartbeat - Wham! this vid by rachelismommytbh on tiktok that inspired my mixtape fic!

My Boyfriend’s Back - The Angels this vid 🤗 by @ranebowstitches on tiktok

Out of Touch - Daryl Hall and John Oates Steve worried he might not have the time to get to know the guy that may or may not have made him realize things about himself after the world didn't end. now also part of my mixtape fic

Soldier, Poet, King - The Oh Hellos this video from @sam-loves-seb that made me bawl uncontrollably!

Your Kind of Lover - Freddie Mercury this tiktok from @miserablekingsteve ; and now in my mixtape fic

Underground - Cody Fry this video by @maatdraws

Object of My Desire - Starpoint this vid that pointed out this is canon Steve music; it plays in the car in s4 e1!

Self Control - Laura Branigan

True - Spandau Ballet

Misunderstanding - Ninja Sex Party classic angst song (this version cause I personally prefer it over the original)

Stephen - Ke$ha you can't tell me that eddie wouldn't sing steve's name to him in this exact tone whenever he sees him after hearing this (either modern au or ELND and they are together through the 2010s etc.)

People Are People - Depeche Mode steve internally being like 'damn why does eddie hate me sm?' i.e. before getting together, after vecna, eddie is still wary of "King Steve"

Forever - KISS this HC post from @undreaming-fanfiction about steve and eddie's first dance to this song at their wedding; now also my mixtape fic

The Trooper - Iron Maiden eddie would BODY this guitar!! also this is from the same album that eddie grabs from robin and says "THIS. IS. MUSIC."

Runnin' with the Devil - Van Halen I can see Eddie blasting this through town just to see how offended people get, leaning into the rumors and all that; now also because of my mixtape fic

Kiss On My List - Daryl Hall & John Oates Steve; also in my mixtape fic

Faithfully - Journey in my head, this one goes like this: at the end of one of his shows, rockstar!eddie says "okay guys, we're about done here, and there's just one more song i want to play for you. it's a little outside of our normal type of thing, but there's a very special someone out there in the crowd who just loves these guys... so, to stevie, thank you for sticking by me through the absolute hell that touring can be, thank you for always being there for me in general really.." he chuckles into the mic, "anyway, this one's for you sunshine." he goes to leave the mic but comes back to mumble out a "also, please don't sue us, journey." and plays this for his steve ❤

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper tbh i’m getting girls day/sleepover at steve’s (robin, nancy, erica, el, max) and he gets pulled into a dance party/sing-off to this song, and afterwards, while they are giving him a makeover, tells the rest of them about his crush on eddie (robin already knows obv)

I Want It All - Queen

Everybody Needs - Danny Elfman this video from @/havisham.hfc on tiktok also this goofy thing i wrote

Easy Lover - Philip Bailey, Phil Collins

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Wham! Steve (duh), but also tbh i saw this edit of my original blorbos and i immediately thought but what if also steddie??

Hold The Line - TOTO “love isn’t always on time”?? it’s giving canon ending to s4 and steve realizing his feelings too late 🙃 also, now in my mixtape fic

American Pie - Don McLean this vid by @strawberryspence

Stand by Me - Ben E. King i saw a top 10 songs of the 60s and for some reason this one made my brain go brrrrrrrsteddiebrrrrr

La vie en rose - Louis Armstrong from @ohliooh’s fic One Need Not Be A House 🙃

Livin’ on a Prayer - Bon Jovi this post by @sparrowtapes, duh of course steve has a crush on eddie cause he also has a crush on bon jovi

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel steve is the uptown girl he (eddie) is singin' about obv

There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths steve just wanting to get out of his house and away from his lonely thoughts, even before steddie, just being out doing nothing with eddie starts to mean everything to him

Dreams - Van Halen steddie talking about getting their dreams of getting out of hawkins, even before steddie happens

At Last - Etta James my mixtape fic

Remains of the Day - Danny Elfman this original corpse groom au by @undreaming-fanfiction that inspired this continuation i did covering the remains of the day scene!!

You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi this video by @/mione.ae on tiktok 🥵🥵

A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into - Be More Chill soundtrack this video by @toktopus-art

I’ve Got You Under My Skin - Michael Bublé the song from ‘The Proposal’ and the title for @strawberryspence ‘s fic of the same name. the most bestest, most important most au fic ever

Hysteria - Def Leppard this tiktok from @/doodle_soup72

Burnin' for You - Blue Oyster Cult

Lovers In A Dangerous Time - Bruce Cockburn suggested by this lovely anon, these lyrics are super steddie coded

In My Head - Joe Sarafini & Andrew Barth Feldman this video by @/usu_mimi on tiktok (i’ve been assuming this is @usumimi here on tumblr!)

For the Dancing and the Dreaming - How To Train Your Dragon 2 soundtrack this video by @/stevie.boy_19 on tiktok that WRECKED me 🥰 also included it in my fic here

Poison - Alice Cooper Eddie being mad at being down bad for Steve, everything about him being dangerous for Eddie to have feelings for. like, s1 era

Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac Steve AND Eddie (surprisingly/not surprisingly; it's Wayne's fault he likes Stevie Nicks, okay?)

Shadows of the Night - Pat Benetar Steve

Foolish Heart - Steve Perry Steve

Renegade - Styx i've had this one associated with spn/the winchesters in my brain for so long but this post by @roykentt made me see that it's also eddie's song fr fr fr

Never Ending Song - Conan Gray this video from naysa on tiktok that made it so now all i can think of is eddie when i hear this lmao

Would That I - Hozier this video from @tubesock86

Indiana Wants Me - Eddie Taylor this video and art from @rogue-alien

Take The Money And Run - Steve Miller Band from the fic of the same name by @thisapplepielife

Love Me Like There’s No Tomorrow - Freddie Mercury their last night together bc they decided they just don’t work anymore, or eddie is being hauled off into witness protection and won’t be allowed to see steve anymore, hell, even a “you’re getting married tomorrow morning and this is our last night together” vibe. and then i cried.

Dance the Night Away - Freddie Mercury

Work Song - Hozier i got a brainworm about this song and wrote this thing

When I See You Smile - Bad English

If You Love Me (Really Love Me) - Brenda Lee

Back to the Old House - The Smiths this video by @/eliminatolives on tiktok

Little Lies - Fleetwood Mac from this tiktok that i could 100% see being a years later meet cute between the boys (eddie is dancing in the middle of the aisle lmao)

Cheri Cheri Lady - Modern Talking

Talking In Your Sleep - The Romantics steve

Freak of the Week - Freak Kitchen idk i just love this song and i could totally see this beinga song/video Corroded Coffin would do. can you imagine the animated versions of the boys in this video?? iconic

Here I Go Again - Whitesnake steve

The Boys Of Summer - Don Henley classic song, theme song for summer fling fics in my head (also the title song for this fic by steveharringtoned)

Give Him A Great Big Kiss - The Shangri-Las this little thing by @thefatedthoughtofyou

I Think We're Alone Now - Tommy James & The Shondells

Dial Drunk - Noah Kahan king steve song fr, i hc the person he's calling is his mom and she doesn't answer or tells Hop to just leave him there to teach him a lesson or smth (completely ignoring the fact that he's a high schooler getting drunk on the regular). i have more thoughts about an au where steve writes this song and eddie is a more established star who adds his vocals to it as a re-release but that's for another time.

Run Away to Mars - TALK for this thing i wrote of eddie being the one to sing this about steve

Sherry - Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons tbh i just like this song, but also i can see either finding out the other does too and starting to sing along to it but replacing 'sherry' with 'eddie' or 'stevie' lmao

Holy Diver - Dio duh

Seek & Destroy - Metallica kas!eddie comeback theme song. he and his army of demobats are hunting down the hawkins gang, montage of them all fighting, ending when eddie finds steve backed into a corner with only his bat >:)

If This Is It - Huey Lewis & The News

How Soon Is Now? - The Smiths

Turbo Lover - Judas Priest this art by @eddiemunsonrulesmylife

Why Can't This Be Love - VanHalen

Watching Over Me - Radio Company i used this song for the title to my destiel!steddie fic bc it's a super destiel coded song by jackles himself!!

As Long As It's Not About Love - Dio from this post by @novakiart

To Be Young Again - Holy Wire this sounds like steddie finding each other again after being something back in the day and now they are wistful about what could have been and also what was

Smooth Operator - Sade Steve

Drive - The Cars

Don't Dream It's Over - Crowded House steddie coded imo lmao

Waiting for a Girl like You - Foreigner a steve pining song

Biggest Part of Me - Ambrosia an 'eddie promising steve anything and everything he'd ever want' type song. for some reason i'm thinking of rockstar!eddie specifically

The Joker - Steve Miller Band eddie coded

You're Gonna Go Far - Noah Kahan an eddie & wayne song, really, from this fic and moodboard i made

Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band it's them idk what to tell you lmao (wouldyou believe me if i thought this was a relatively new eminem song? the abracadabras sound like slim shady 🧍‍♀️)

Faith - George Michael steve loving hard and fast and wanting things to be real (and also it's GEORGE MICHAEL)

You Really Got Me - The Kinks they really do got each other goin' lmao

Keep on Loving You - REO Speedwagon steddie been belonging together

Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call - Bleachers i saw many-a edit of these two to this song over the holiday (2024) and now i can't not associate it w Them™

Take It On the Run - REO Speedwagon angsty steddie; i was immediately thinking of rumor mill around rockstar!eddie reaching steve who decided not to go along w the band on tour and getting his heart broken but also somehow not being surprised??

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━━ would absolutely, definitely, 100% get nauseous, dizzy, possibly might faint, while their s/o is in labor. one peak and they’re doubling over the hospital bed, inhaling deeply and exhaling sharply, steeling themselves. some are surprising, some are expected. all are stupid.

iwaizumi hajime; he just cannot. he cannot fathom what is happening. there is no way you’re going through that and surviving. no wonder you’re screaming in pain. of course you’re screaming in pain. he takes one look at what’s going on and just immediately takes a step back, eyebrows raised and hand pressed to his chest like “my god.” he’s an 8/10 though because he is incredibly supportive and those arms are great to grab onto. will not complain for a second (is strangely way too quiet), but he’s worryingly pale. maybe he’s quiet cause if he speaks he’ll throw up.

miya atsumu; he’s this close to screaming. or crying. possibly both. he can’t tell if he’s scared in general or scared for you or if he’s hurting seeing you hurting. in fact, no one can tell. he just looks like he’s watching an alien abduction happen right before his eyes. like a 6/10 because he probably does actually faint. it’s almost as if he’s the one in labor. and he’s the annoying kind of supportive that makes you want to smack him like shut the fuck up i’m pushing a whole child out of me right now. but his reactions are extremely endearing and hilarious to watch back because he most definitely insisted on filming.

akaashi keiji; the silent struggler. really doesn’t wanna make it obvious at all. like he really, really, really doesn’t want you knowing that he’s uncomfortable in any way, but he’s like, sweating from how nauseous he is. a big part of it is hating seeing you in pain; he cringes every time you so much as groan or pant. 7/10 because he’s incredibly supportive but his hands are way too clammy :/ like fr get a grip keiji. again, supportive, but his voice is shaky so it’s like, really ineffective. he cries when he sees his baby and it automatically makes him an 11/10.

sakusa kiyoomi; absolute coward. pussy. it’s not about hygiene, he’s just genuinely mortified. keeps asking you’re okay like,,, what do you think, sir? he keeps looking even though every time he does it doesn’t get any better? question mark? you can see him visibly gulping cause he’s in so much shock. like a 5/10 because he forgets to hold your hand. just stands there. eyes wide and mouth parted like a dumb fish. chokes back on his sobs when he hears his baby’s cries and it’s adorable how he brings his hand up to silence himself so maybe he’s a 7/10.

goshiki tsutomu; please he probably has a panic attack mid labor. definitely screams with you and all the nurses and the doctor are like ???? holds your hand tighter than you’re holding his. apologizes the whole time. the whole time. like the doctor asked him if he wants to see what’s happening, which idk why they would consider that a smart idea, and he just wailed like, “baby i’m so sorry, i’m so sorry, can we just adopt?” a 3/10. he’s so cute but. bring someone else if you don’t want to rip your hair out and his.

kageyama tobio; he absolutely tries to pretend that he’s okay but he just gets really, really quiet once you start delivering and his lips are chapped and his pupils are blown and his face is so pale. he looks like he just got off of a really bad rollercoaster. he’s not even holding your hand you’re just hanging onto an unmoving, lifeless limb. maybe 6/10, cause he could be better in the supportive department but, at least he was quietly panicking. he does have a mini panic attack once his baby is in his arms though. like just starts hyperventilating. it’s okay though! it’s actually kind of cute <3

lev haiba; actually faints. not probably. he actually faints. like all 6′5 of him just drops onto the floor by your bed and you’re like ,,, damn, guess i’m doing this alone then. he wakes up and the first thing he sees is your baby crowning and he just faints again pls. someone has to be there with you, just like to help him to you. he cannot stand straight at all, he’s leaning on the bed the whole time. 5/10 because it genuinely makes you laugh it kind of makes the pain bearable. they have to get a chair in case he just falls back cause he’s just so dizzy pls.

━━ would be so fucking annoying. who the hell let them in this room? why did you agree to this? how are you going to raise a child with them? regrets. so many regrets.

tanaka ryūnosuke; he’s like annoyingly scared. shut up and calm down for a minute i’m trying to birth your child here. swears so much like “holy shit holy shit that’s a big baby.” like pls you’re trying to push it out of you and he has the audacity to say shit like that? treats it like it’s some sort of volleyball match like he cheers whenever the doctor praises you. maybe a 5/10 cause he’s just annoying, but it’s motivating in a way. accepts any insult you throw at him too, like he’s so on board with it. “yes, i’m absolutely a piece of shit— what do you mean you’re not getting anywhere near my dick babe wait.”

bokuto kōtarō; listen :( you don’t want to think he’s annoying but he lowkey is. he’s trying his hardest to make this an easier experience for you but you just need him to be a little quieter. like this hurts bo, calm down please. you want to match his energy but it’s literally physically impossible. he’s an 8/10 though because you doubt it’d have been possible to go through it without him. bokuto’s incredibly ripped too so he lets you hang onto him and he holds you tightly too, like grips your hands and legs so strong that it’s v physically supportive too.

kozume kenma; he’s so. quiet. like say something kozume. say anything. he’s just wincing and cringing. 4/10 cause where’s the emotion. lets you hold his hand, like wow you should be honored. insults you back if you insult him???? like what’s that about???? when he sees his baby he does like, sharply intake a breath or whatever cause he doesn’t want to cry but he’s really struggling not to, which is kind of cute you guess. films the whole thing and does like a peace sign with a very nonchalant face but he has a filter on and the filter scans your face too except you’re like screaming. actually a 3/10.

sugawara kōshi; he’s incredibly supportive yes, but mans will be laughing at you. laughing. at you. probably films you and is like properly giggling and laughing boisterously. is so unfazed by anything and everything he sees. he would so easily be a 10/10 but he becomes a -1/10 just cause he’s an ass. definitely like is breathless and is so mind-blown when he sees his baby. just in awe and in shock that he laughs like, “we made that holy crap.” good to have in the delivery room because he does make the atmosphere easier and more lighthearted, but,,, at what cost? your sanity’s.

suna rintarō; the amount of times you wanted to punch him you cannot count on your ten fingers. makes some sex joke about how you’re so stretched out. you literally want to deck him. films the birthing process and makes you watch the video when you’re not even done delivering the baby? cause he’s insane i guess? justifies it as “this is a reminder of how strong you are,” like shut up with your bullshit. it’s kinda smart tho cause you can pull this on your kid later but still. he’s so fucking annoying. if you hold his hand too hard he’ll be like “it can’t be that bad stop being such a baby,” and the baby is delivered like an hour early out of spite. a 6/10 tho cause somehow you love him and decided to have a baby with him.

ushijima wakatoshi; pt.2 to say fucking something??? he’s mostly quiet cause he doesn’t really know what to say, and cause he’s never seen you in this much pain and it’s kind of shocking him. he’s not scared though, cause it’s like, a natural process of human life and the life cycle and all that stuff, he’s just like. taking time to process it. lets you hold his hand though. also if you wanna like give up halfway through he’s annoyingly angry with you like “no. you can’t just give up halfway. stop being a coward.” like why don’t you give it a try toshi??? a 5/10. could do better.

terushima yuuji; so hyperactive that it’s infuriating. doesn’t even hold your hand, he just stands back and observes and like cheers. literally will jump every time you push, like what the fuck, my love? makes really weird comments like “what does it feel like? does it feel like you’re pooping?” like???? it feels like i’m being torn in half yu :D a 4/10 only cause when you ask if you can slap him he wholeheartedly agrees and the doctor cannot hold their laugh back. also definitely plays like the chika dance and makes the nurses do it with him. probably films a tiktok too. you’re going to kill him after.

oikawa tōru; he’s trying so hard to be supportive and your backbone but he’s just so jittery and nervous. he’s not going to faint or get nauseous, but he literally cannot stay still. he’s so anxious it’s making you anxious. his hands are shaking when they grip yours, but honestly, completely unbiased of course, an 8/10, cause it really is so endearing. like he’s breathlessly and exasperatingly praising you and you can tell he’s near tears just gasping back sobs so ,,, maybe he’s not that annoying. but he is. he is annoying. a little.

━━ would be the best of the best. perfectly supportive. a lovely anchor. not too quiet, not too chatty. is so soft and gentle with you. you fall in love with them all over again.

miya osamu; definitely a 10/10. husband material. he has a cloth that’s just patting away at your sweat. kisses your hand and knuckles. soothingly rubs at your thighs. tells you you’re doing great, that it’ll all be worth it. kisses your forehead. grins at you halfway through when you need that extra motivation. literally all the nurses and the doctor are swooning over him. he’s very nervous deep down but he won’t show it, not for a moment, for your sake. 10/10. can’t stress this enough.

kita shinsuke; another king! so soft with you when you feel like giving up. just speaks to you in hushed tones like, “you’ve come this far, lovely. you can’t back out now. think of all the happy moments we’ll get to share just a few hours from now.” and you’re like “alright i’m sold.” completely unfazed by anything he sees. okay maybe a little fazed but he just kisses your forehead after sneaking a peak and tells you you’re doing wonderfully. 100000/10. imagine him as the father of your children???? like literally who else would you want????

aran ojiro; wow another inarizaki i sense a trend. except atsumu he’s a pussy. cheers you on quietly, holds onto your legs, breathes with you, smooths your hair back, literally just an angel. if you take a small break he just spends it quietly talking with you to get your mind off the pain. his knuckles are just caressing your jaw and cheek softly till you’ve calmed down. 10/10 obviously. he’s just the right amount of loud supportive and quiet supportive. kisses you full on the mouth when he first hears his baby’s cries and can’t stop thanking you. literally wtf he’s so cute.

kuroo tetsurō; he’s actually surprisingly very serious when you’re delivering the baby. he’s cracking jokes and all before to try and get you less nervous but it’s actually because he’s freaking out. he’s mostly quiet, just holding onto your hand as tightly as you’re gripping his. he holds his breath every time you push. keeps whispering i love you and pressing kisses to your temple. a 9/10 cause he’s so quiet it’s a little scary but he cannot hold back his tears when he sees his baby. kisses you all over your face after.

satori tendō; very emotional. like so emotional. he’s teary eyed the whole time, just thanking you even if you hadn’t given birth yet. it makes the nurses cry too cause it’s so lovely to see him get so visibly affected by this. he’s just whispering thank you’s and i promise not to let you down ever and i promise to love you forever and you’re pretty sure he’s speaking to the baby you’re birthing at this point. 9/10 cause he made you cry :( no but really he’s a 10/10. super loving, keeps asking you if you’re okay, if you need water, need to hold his hand, anything. angel, fr.

matsukawa issei; relatively surprising as well because you expected him to be more than just annoying, but he’s just. in awe. he’s so amazed by how much you’re going through, and he just stores it in the back of his brain. literally thanks you for the next 50 years to come. laughs endearingly with you to lighten the mood. 9/10. a point is deducted because he jokingly said that now you’ll be able to take his dick really easily. a nurse choked in shock pls. gets real close after to whisper i love you so that only you can hear. he’s just a dream <3

━━ would not let you move an inch after giving birth. all the work is on them for the next 5 years.

all of them. not a single one is left out in this one. they’re annoying but ,,, they all love very strongly <3

end note; listen idk what this is. i had a vision where iwaizumi could not handle his s/o giving birth and the thought was actually so sweet to me, just the nurses laughing at him and he’s just breathing deeply to try and not throw up and then. this happened. anyways. this helped put me in a better mood so i hope it does/did for anyone else too!

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fanficsforheartandsoul · 2 years ago

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SPOILERS IN THIS POST FOR THE GAME CYBERPUNK 2077 AND IT'S ANIMATED SERIES EDGERUNNERS

Ok so I heard I Really Want to Stay at Your House from Cyberpunk Edgerunners on Tiktok before I even watched the series. I liked it so much that I downloaded it to my Spotify favorites.

This weekend I watched Edgerunners. When that song played in the last episode I was DEVASTATED. LITERALLY. I cried so hard the last 10 minutes like just full on sobbing.

Since then I have listened to this song nonstop and I kid you not today when I took the bus home I ALMOST TEARED UP BECAUSE FUCK MY LIFE, THIS SERIES MESSED ME UP BAD.

"You're not special."

This message rings in my head when I think of Edgerunners and it's fucking with me. Because I know this feeling. This sentiment of "oh no, I'm different, I'm not gonna do x or get addicted to y." And then BAM.

Turns out you are doing x already and got addicted to y.

Just like David Legend Martinez. My man didn't get the happy ending he deserved. Neither did any of the characters.

This whole show punched me in the gut and left me in the gutter (haha wordplay) and I dunno if I ever recover.

I'm probably over emotional because of other real life stuff but when I tell you I stayed up all Sunday night to read fanfiction to find some comfort, I'm not lying.

It's funny because I'm writing and reading x reader stories to portray myself as special. Whether that be for someone specific or the whole world. I need that feeling of "oh, I'm important to someone, I'm special and not completely worthless."

That's why I like most stories with an overpowered reader (as long as Y/N suffers a helluva lot as well but what that actually means for my psyche should be left in pandora's box) because I need to be special at least in my imagination. Edgerunners really opened my eyes in that regard. I knew immediately from the moment when Maine went down the cyberpsycho route that David would end up dead like him and yet I still hoped he would overcome it. He's the main character, he can't die like that. He won't, he's special!

Haha yeah nope.

The show really made me realize why I always want my y/ns to be jedi shadows, witchers, dragons, zombies, siths etc. and why I prefer these types of fantasy related backgrounds over coffee shop AUs and other real life stories and I dunno what to do with this information.

Doubled with me accidentally spoiling some of the endings of Cyberpunk 2077, I'm emotionally at my end.

I watched a youtube video about the ending where V decides to unalive himself/herself instead of dealing with whatever shitshow is going on (I have yet to play the game, I'm literally still at the beginning because I couldn't recover from Jackie's death haha🥲) and I didn't need that in my life. I'm too busy to cry about fictional characters but I guess this is my punishment for being emotionally attached to FICTIONAL CHARACTERS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT-

#rant #my week is ruined #SPOILERS #cyberpunk 2077 #edgerunners #david martinez #cd projekt red #i'm sorry for the rant and all that emotional bullshit but I really needed to vent #my life feels like it's going down the drains #the soundtrack of the show is so good #somebody comfort me #lucy and david should have gone to the moon together #i support rebecca x david shippers #i can't anymore #uni fucks me daily and i can't even cry about it because i got no time #x reader #reader #Y/n

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shotorozu · 4 years ago

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“...not ours though.”

(tiktok prank)

character(s) : midoriya izuku, bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto (bnha)

based off this tiktok

legend : [Y/N = your name] gender neutral; they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned

headcanon type : crack, fluff (x reader)

note(s) : if you need further context, click on the link! anyways, when i first saw that tiktok— i IMMEDIATELY thought of izuku 😨 if the link doesn’t work, go to @/nicolemund1 on tiktok, and go to the video that was posted on 05.18.21. i hope y’all understand what i mean! either way, there’ll be nuances :))

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midoriya izuku

why must he suffer like this 🧎‍♂️

he loves being a part of your tiktoks, he promises on that. but— he can feel his lifespan shortening, whenever he’s subjected to your pranks.

but,, he supposes he could withstand it, if he can see you laughing like that— your smile literally radiating, beaming into his face.

...okay but— this nearly throttled him into a state of cardiac arrest. so, is it really okay??

you initially didn’t want to do this prank— because, who would want to do something like this to an absolute sweetheart like izuku?

but ‼️ mina said whoever got the best reaction, would get free meals for 3 whole days so.. 🤩 free food? free food.

after devising a subtle plan for the tiktok, wanting to get the most out of his reactions, you seek out to find izuku

“izu, izu! are you busy right now?” when you open the door to his room, he’s jotting down some notes, and his eyes shimmer when he sees you

“hm.. just writing some notes down. but don’t worry! i’ll be done in a bit, and then i’m all yours.” izuku smiles, continuing to mumble to himself as he writes more things down on his notebook.

“so.. can i stay for a bit? i kinda wanted to show you something, but it’ll be quick, i promise.”

“sure thing!” izuku continues writing down on his notebook, but he’s really just waiting for you to show him whatever you wanted him to see

so, you immediately switch to tiktok, selecting the sound— pressing the play button.

the sound visibly perks his interest, glancing up at you for a split second, before returning back to his notes “just a reminder that, it’s okay for relationships to end..”

once the words of the first portion of the sound sink in, izuku freezes, the pen falling out of his hand with a deafening ‘thud!’

and he looks at you with the most panicked set of eyes you have seen in like— ever.

then, there’s a pregnant pause, the silence being there for a few seconds only, but feeling as if it went on for hours upon hours

then, the next line of speech was finally said, “..not ours though.”

when the beat drops, izuku sighs in relief, scarred hand clenched and resting against his chest— eyes tearing up as he looks at you in relief

you were laughing in one second, but in the next few seconds— you’re alarmed when you see tears stinging those evergreen eyes

“don’t cry— i’m so sorry for shocking you!” you quickly end the tiktok, pulling him into a loving, and reassuring hug

“ah, i didn’t mean to cry— i promise! i was just worried..? i know i’ve been kind of glued to the chair lately. so, if you did want to break up with me because of the lack of attention then,,”

you shake your head, not letting him finish. “i’m fully aware of how much of a hard worker you are, and i adore that so much. i knew i shouldn’t have done this stupid tiktok for some food—”

izuku chuckles, clearing his eyes from the lingering tears with his sweater’s sleeve. “look, i understand. i was just shocked, and i didn’t mean to actually cry! but at least you have a higher chance of winning because of me, right?”

and yes, he was definitely right. because, as soon as you uploaded that tiktok— it blew up instantly, and a lot more than you’ve anticipated.

i’m not shocked 💀 izuku’s super adorable, and his reaction won everyone’s hearts basically

ngl it was funny to see people get offended and genuinely upset for him as if they knew him on a personal level

with the comments section being filled with ‘apologize to him NOW 😐‼️’ ‘you made this precious man tear up 👹 at least tell us if you kissed him afterwards.’

and comments similar to that

the comments were all over his very genuine reaction, and they were slandering you half-heartedly,

izuku didn’t exactly love the fact that they were slandering you over a tiktok prank, but at least the video did well 🤩

and you won the bet since it did the best regarding results and reactions, so.. free food for the next 3 days 💃✨‼️

so in a way, it was kinda worth it. maybe by 50% and despite the initial shock, izuku didn’t mind that the tiktok blew up

oh, but bakugou did laugh in his face when he saw him in the following hours 💀 but really, what’s new about that?

bakugou katsuki

death wish? death wish.

as much as he’d like to deny it, he kinda enjoys being in your tiktoks if he’s not on the receiving end of some kind of torment

but because of you— this man TRIES to be on his toes, especially when you tell him that you’re gonna to make more tiktoks

of course, this fails more than half of the time— because he subconsciously lets his guard down when he’s around you and probably around you only

at first, you actually grew some conscience and decided that this might be crossing some kind of line— thinking that it would be going too far

even though you hid under his bed, and grabbed at his leg for a tiktok and risked the chance of living a longer life

but you aren’t really living if you aren’t taking risks here and there, right?

so after lots of planning, and figuring out how to make the effects of this prank effective, you decided to play out your shenanigans

shortly after katsuki finished his extra training, he immediately stomps over to your room— after hearing nothing from you all day

“what are you up to?” he stands near the door way, the smell of caramel invades your room “you haven’t said shit to me in 4 hours!”

“sorry, kats” you’re gaze is stuck to your phone. so far, your plan is working— you have him right where you want him “i’m doing something right now!”

“what could you be doing, for you to not be talk to me for 4 fucking hours?” he replies, in a usual katsuki matter.

“oh nevermind that— do you look?” you ask, not raising suspicion. of course, he takes the bait.

“you’re not gonna shower?”

“don’t fuckin’ care, just wanna see what you’ve been up to.” he moves closer to your bed, and you snicker— immediately starting the tiktok

“just a reminder that, it’s okay for relationships to end.” the audio catches all of his attention

upon hearing the audio, katsuki stops in his tracks, and his head makes a sharp turn to look at you— with a confused expression

think of when everyone was making a plan without katsuki’s input, and he was just like 😦❓❓

he speaks, and you could tell that he sounds a little upset “what the—”

katsuki’s expression quickly turned into 😨 with each second that’s passed without a single word being uttered

“wait, no. this has to be a—”

the audio cuts him off, before he could even think about finishing that sentence “..not ours though.”

the beat drops, and you break into a fit of laughter, morphing his facial expression into a 🤨

he takes a look at your phone’s screen— and of course, you’re filming a tiktok.

‘obviously‼️ this was another shitty prank.’ he thinks to himself, chagrin.

and you’ve captured all of his short lived distraught. how did he not catch onto this? looking back, it was so obvious that you were doing another prank.

“bye.”

“kats! are you actually upset?” you move to drag him back, but he’s stronger, and he gently pushes you away

initially, he was only planning on ignoring you for a few hours to a day, but you posted the tiktok

and it has 120k likes 😐 nothing compared to the other tiktoks— but obviously still a lot of people

so katsuki sees that, and was like ‘nvm’ and prolonged the ignoring game just because yeah, man was super unpleased

so basically, he ignores you for 3 solid days 💀 before deciding that it was enough, and that he should start bombarding you with hugs.

thinks you’ve learned your lesson, even if it’s just temporary

even though katsuki knows well that you’ll just start doing your shenanigans some other time, just like usual

at least you’ll think twice before doing something like this again, right?

nah, you’re fearless

todoroki shouto

it is common knowledge that this man’s reactions are basically top tier— the best out of the main three

so that’s why it’s super fun to just do all these tiktok pranks on him, all of his reactions are different, and amusing every single time

his reactions never get old

which is why you wanted to know how’d he react to this one in particular— would he be confused? or would he take it seriously?

that’s for you to find out by yourself

for a short moment, you questioned if this would even do well— since shouto’s slowly getting used to you pulling him into your tiktoks

however, you’re confident that this’ll do well, since all you really need is a perfect plan, right?

after meticulously creating a plan for this tiktok, deciding that the plan’s absolutelu fool proof— to the point that you could finally put it into motion

the weekend came around, meaning— the perfect opportunity to do this tiktok on the heavily unaware shouto

you’re laying in bed watching a drama on netflix, while patiently waiting for shouto’s arrival

you hear the door open, and you make sure that your phone’s still resting next to your lap. you’re excited for this prank, but also nervous

“hey love” shouto greets, climbing onto your bed— and quickly getting comfortable

“someone missed me,” you tease, and he just smiles in reply— oblivious to what you’re about to do to him

“shou, do you wanna do this new tiktok trend with me?” you look up at him with hope plastered all across your face

yet— the dual quirk user looks at you ominously, like he could actually sense that something bad’s about to happen “is it another one of.. those pranks?”

it’s almost as if he suddenly recalled ALL of the tiktok pranks you’ve made him go through

truthfully it is but, it’s not like you’re going to spill the beans “nope,” you accentuate the ‘p’ “it’s not, i promise! it’s a new tiktok filter i wanted to try with you— waited all week for this, y’know?”

the ominous look drops, and he gives you a soft smile “sure, we can try it right now”

“perfect,” you smile, selecting the sound from your saved audios.

after opening the camera, you prop the camera in a manner that makes both of your faces distinct and so the camera could capture shouto’s reaction clearly without any obstacles

you press on the play button— not giving shouto a chance to react at all, and the sound grabs shouto’s attention

and this man’s most likely thinking ‘where’s the filter? there’s no filter??’

“just a reminder that, it’s okay for relationships to end.” there’s a lengthy halt to the audio, allowing shouto to react

his heterochromatic eyes widen, thoroughly aghast— he rechecks the screen, unsure if his ears have deceived him or not

and as if that’d reassure him of anything nice

but nope, no sign of reassurance was made. he’s frozen in place, and by every second that passes— you could practically feel the room growing hotter

basically, his reaction was like 😨⁉️🧍man’s rethinking his entire life at this point— recalling the things he did during the week, purely out of sudden desperation

shouto’s about to say the things that are plaguing his mind, when the audio finally says something after an eternity which was actually just a few seconds

“..not ours though.” the beat drops, and when that happens— shouto takes a deep breath, a sense of relief enveloping his senses

suddenly, the youngest todoroki wraps his arms around you, and pulls you into his firm hold disregarding his jittery hands resting his head against the crook of your neck

you’re stuck beneath his arms, and you yelp— ending the tiktok in the process. you didn’t mind anyway, since you got what you’ve wanted.

he lets out a sigh of relief, and you’re convinced that you’ve upset him— and you’re quick to utter your apologies

“i’m super sorry shouto, i didn’t think that you would—” but he chuckles hearing you spew out your apologies

“i’m not offended, i promise.” he inhales your scent, cheek presses against your neck “i was just surprised, i guess. this week wasn’t very leisure with it’s activities and tasks.”

huh? you didn’t really think of that, and you didn’t know that shouto was self aware of the lack of alone time together, due to the week’s hectic schedule

“so, you thought i was trying to hint a breakup at you, because of the busy week?”

“yes.” he confirms with full honesty, “but i knew there was something going on. should’ve trusted my instinct.”

you laugh at the latter statement, and you feel him smile against you, “i guess you should be on your toes more often, yeah?”

“yes, but you know me well, i thought i was getting used to these trends, but i still end up falling for it.” and there were no lies said

you post the tiktok afterwards, and it blows up— gathering 2M views and 800k likes

you had to make a follow up video of you telling shouto that you ‘didn’t want to break up in the first place‼️’ which makes shouto smile in plain view

because nearly half of the comments were mad at you for making his entire life flash before his eyes, and the other half of the comments section was jealous of your relationship

shouto didn’t like the fact that almost half of the comments were slandering you over a tiktok prank he found funny after the ordeal happened

like damn, he was scrolling through all of those oddly hostile comments like

😐❓➡️🤨🖐❓

inevitably, shouto ended up telling an aggressive commenter to ‘stop slandering my s/o — shouto.’ seeing that they’ve started this weird battle in the comments section

so yeah, love ain’t dead

likes and reblogs are appreciated, thanks for reading!

i do not own bnha/mha and it’s characters. boku no hero academia/my hero academia belongs to horikoshi kohei, i only own the writing and i do not profit off of my hobby

do not plagiarize, reupload, translate, or use my works for audio readings without permission :))

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delicrieux · 4 years ago

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☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand)

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

ultimate masterlist. ҉ myso masterlist ҉ previous. ҉ next.

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it.

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge.

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too.

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view.

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”.

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute.

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets.

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance.

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?”

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over.

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae.

looking hot, her message read.

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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mik-ro-kosmos · 2 years ago

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the zombie essay that no one on here asked for. i wrote this in my notes app, icl.

tiktok - mik.ro.kos.mos

why do we want twd zombies over any other zombie if a zombie apocalypse were to take place in real life?

the following essay will be a list of points answering this question in the best and most clear way my mind can think of. tbh, this is literally just a dump of all my thoughts and i can’t actually remember shit so yk, if i get some parts wrong, don’t hold it against me.

first of all, let’s think of some zombie shows and movies we’ve seen. the last of us, all of us are dead, the maze runner series, sweet home, zombieland, train to busan, etc.

1. the last of us.

SUCH A GOOD GAME IT’S INSANE. i can’t wait for the show i’m gonna lose my shit. anyway. the zombies in the last of us scared the shit out of me the first time i played. they’re scary and hard to defeat because of all the stages.

stage 1, runners. they literally sprint after you. i’m sorry but no. i did NO sports in school, i sat out in every p.e. lesson, there is no way i can run from something that is literally out to get my blood. the upside to this is that they’re weak, but considering they can run, it’s not much of an upside.

stage 2, stalkers. they’re blind and and hide in places and wait to jump out at you and tear you apart. as if the running wasn’t bad enough, these guys literally wait to feast on you when you least expect it.

stage 3, clickers. completely blind but can HEAR YOU. they have a load of fungi on them so it makes it harder to kill them. i don’t wanna go close to them, how the fuck do you expect me to be able to kill it when it’s hard to kill???

stage 4, bloaters. they turn into bloaters after years. tbh, i don’t wanna be in a apocalypse for years, i just wanna see if i can survive the first few months. never wanna cross paths with these guys. covered in fungal, gives them strength, hard to kill and shoot out spores which can damage you. yeah, no thanks. you have take them down with like, fire and that. i can’t do that. literally can’t.

stage 5, shamblers. they give off spores too, but the spores follow them around so you can’t get close to them meaning you would have to use a bullet but i don’t wanna use a bullet because i don’t wanna draw any more to me. you see my pickle?? also, as someone who lives in the uk, i have no idea where you can find gun stores, in fact i’ve only ever seen one in my life. all i have to fight with are bats ;), and knives. maybe a rolling pin. that’s it.

stage 6, rat king. this is more like, in game fun, but if the za were to happen like tlou, the rat king would be very much plausible after years. literally a zombie made up of loads of different zombies. you literally have to throw everything you have at it and i’m not even kidding. but yeah, hopefully this would be most unlikely.

for this point, i’d like to conclude by saying that these zombies are increasingly hard to kill. if a za happened, and it was zombies like this, i’d actually kill myself, i wouldn’t even give myself a chance. no sir. no thank you.

2. all of us are dead

obsessed with this show since the moment i watched it. there wasn’t an episode where i didn’t cry. had me sobbing every single time.

i don’t want these zombies because of the way that they turn. bones literally snapping out of place and then snapping back. neck?? arms??? legs?? back??? no thank you. it’s just creepy, and the sounds they make. just no. and then they get up and just scream and run.

they sprint. i will not be doing sprinting, that’s a no fucking go.

i would say the only upside to their changing is that you can clearly tell when they’ll change because you can literally hear their bones breaking, and i’d say that’s enough time to run or throw them out a room. also, the nosebleeds are evidence enough. i’ve watched enough korean television to know that when you get a nosebleed you can get the fuck out.

another thing i liked about aouad is the explanation they gave for the zombies. my man said that the infected person feels an extreme amount of fear and that’s why they attack. now, i may not have been paying enough attention to others, or maybe i just forgot (because i did watch all these older zombie stuff when i was really young) but that’s a sick fucking explanation bro. like, they’re so scared they attack to ensure their safety. sick. love it.

anyway, i don’t want these zombies because of how fast they are.

3. the maze runner

let me let you in on a little secret. the maze runner books were the first ever book series i read in its entirety. it was my first fucking love and i will not tolerate any slander. and i watched the movies and newt rocked my little world, forever a simp for thomas sangster. anyway.

the first book and movie have a little thing where someone who gets stung by a griever (like an enormous mechanical spider) kind of goes into a seizure and then all their veins become really vivid and they start thrashing around, and for me i think it’s a little zombie like. just like, zombie in the idea of what happens as the infection infiltrates your brain and you start to become infected.

anyway, there’s those guys, but the scorch trials is where we really get some action. i will fucking tell you right now, when i first watched the movie, jumped right out my fucking skin at the mall scene with the zombie behind the fence sort of thing. after watching it so many times tho, i realised that in the background with the zombie woman is like a teddy bear, and teresa finds a picture of a little girl with (i’m pretty sure it was) the same teddy

:( but you know, that means the girl was put in there really young and then just grew up a zombie, it’s literally so sad.

right, anyway, these zombies don’t sprint, no, they’re fucking usain bolt. on some jessica ennis type shit and i am not down for it. they run so fast, and some of them fucking talk. ‘rose took my nose i suppose’ okay?? i literally don’t fucking care just please don’t eat me???? am not here for it, never was.

will never be wanting these zombies in a za because they’re scary as shit and have no fear. nope.

4. sweet home.

i know, i know, these guys aren’t technically zombies, but i put them here because it is a zombie apocalypse type show. i don’t want these guys because the person turns into whatever they desire the most. so every person that turns is completely different, which means you have to fight a load of different, hard to defeat monsters. they can talk, which is just creepy. nearly all of them are cannibalistic, and are sensitive to sound. they don’t attack each other, in fact, there’s a part where a monster can evolve and will be protected by other monsters that haven’t evolved. these guys are completely devoid of emotion. monsters can recover from almost all injuries and some are regenerative. when they spit, it burns flesh and skin.

symptoms are a nosebleeds (and when i say nosebleed i don’t mean a lil iddy biddy one, i mean it literally gushes, it’s like an open wound, like someone’s literally split you open, there’s so much blood), fainting and hallucinations. and it’s the fucking hallucinations that turn you into a monster. you have to like, try and resist the entity but it’s hard, yk?

also, the human part of the monster is locked away in a dreamworld. imagine knowing that your friend is still in there somewhere, they just can’t get out. when all their desires are fulfilled, they literally cocoon and become an evolved being. don’t feel emotion, completely naked, and all the monsters will protect them. literally like gods to the monsters. they can also force someone to become a monster even if the person isn’t showing symptoms. just, i don’t wanna meet these guys, but at the end of the day, hyun-su is hot.

evolved humans can be killed in a human way tho, so upside??? maybe???

these guys are creepy, hard to kill and i just KNOW that i would not survive. i felt bad for the woman tho who lost her kid, she wasn’t a monster. :(( check out my edit for sweet home tho, it’s sick and totally flopped.

5. zombieland.

okay so i watched this just because i was interested in zombies and it’s more of a comedy then a proper good zombie film which is okay. i did enjoy it fr. i’d say these zombies are pretty normal and if you follow that mark zuckerberg guys rules then you have nothing to worry about

6. train to busan

again, these guys are one of the first zombies you think of. not much going on other than the basic sprinting and biting. here’s the thing tho, korean horrors are so fucking good. they’re so terrifying that just looking at those zombies gave me chills. literally every show in the world needs to amount to the type of brilliance korean television has. so fucking good.

i don’t want these guys cause they’re fast, and the closer the bite is to the brain, the quicker you turn. turning can also take a few seconds to a few minutes so i feel like it’s not enough time to run.

7. the walking dead :)))

where do i even start? first, i cannot WAIT for the last episodes. i fucking adore this show, i can’t wait to watch everyone pop off (iykwim). seriously, so good

the zombies in twd stroll. they wake up and think it’s a beautiful day for some brains, i think i’ll take a walk around, see what i find and hey, if i find anything, so be it. in all the 11 seasons of the show, the walkers only evolved once, and that was like, end of season two where you realise that it doesn’t matter how you die, you’ll turn anyway, and that everybody is infected. all of them can be killed with a wallop to the head. all you need to do is kill the brain, you can use a gun, an arrow, a knife, a machete, a bat ;), what ever the hell you want, just destroy the brain you know what i’m saying?

easiest fucking zombies. they don’t run. massive win. and the whole point of the twd was to show that actually, walkers weren’t their worst enemy, and it was in fact people. yk, what people can do, everything that we’re capable of, how the za can detrimentally effect you. we already battle with a lot of this in today’s society, in a za it would just be amplified.

twd zombies are most desirable when it comes to a real life zombie apocalypse because they don’t run, they don’t evolve, they’re easily killed, turning takes within instantly and 8 hours to a day, they can’t talk and the symptoms are easy to notice.

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as i upload this i’m watching the last of us and it just does not get old. anyway, hope you enjoyed this. twas just an insight into the mess that is my brain. :))

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pies-writes-and-more · 4 years ago

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things they do when they love you

Characters: Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei, Tanaka Ryūnosuke, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Kozume Kenma, Tendō Satori, & Ushijima Wakatoshi, all with a Fem!Reader

Warnings: literally nothing - pure fluff <3

A/N: sorry for the lack of content lately! I’ve been super busy with work and school and I feel myself starting to get selfconscious of my work again so I’m hoping I can break through the writers block it comes with! Hope you enjoy! Also thank you to @thisnoodlewritesao3 and @satan-ruler-of-hells for listening to me talk about this fic probably a million times lol

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Kageyama is awkward with telling you how he feels so he just tries to give you things to show you. like you mentioned once you liked the protein bar that Coach gave you guys and now he bought every single one of them from the store and is bringing it to your house. Oh did you say you liked milk too? Well I guess he’ll just have to bring you the whole fucking vending machine. Just wants to show he will provide you with all the things you love, pls love him back. I feel like he’d also be bugging his older sister all the time - asking her all sorts of questions about girls. She’s the reason your first date wasn’t at a volleyball game (and also the reason why he no longer thinks your first date was the first time you attended his games. “Tobio, a date is supposed to be where the two of you are hanging out together.” “But.... we are together. She’s watching me play.” “.... somewhere where your whole team and the whole of the Miyagi prefecture isn’t!”)

Tsukishima will let you pamper him lol. He likes the attention so when you’re doing face masks, he’ll like look through them and ask you questions about them. Sometimes it comes off as he’s judging you for spending money on this stuff but he’s really just waiting for you to ask if he wants to try one. You bought a dino face mask specifically for him but you thought he’d laugh at you if you asked. So you just kept it with the rest of your sheet masks. You’re putting one on one day and he’s like …. is that a dinosaur. And you’re like…. no? And immediately he’s like well now I have to have it please show me how to put this one. Lol cut to: it does nOT look like a dinosaur (have yall seen those ones that’s supposed to like look like a penguin or lion or something and just looks psychotic??? yeah that). He still likes it and even lets you take a picture of his first face mask cause you just look so happy that you’re doing it with him. It becomes a ritual and any time you’re doing face masks, he’ll do it with you and you just spill all the tea to him about shit you’ve heard at work or school and he just listens and aggressively calls everyone stupid lol

Tanaka aggressively praises you non stop but like in a good way haha. Did you just post a photo on instagram? He’s liked it first, commented a thousand different things about how he loves your outfit and your expression and how you’re the light of his life, and then he sHARES the photo to his story and is like look at how pretty my girlfriend is yall wish this was you. Oh did you just get a good grade at school??? Non stop bragging to his teammates about how he’s dating a genius (“I mean anyone’s a genius compared to you” “Tsukishima that is NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR UPPERCLASSMAN YOU ASSHOLE”). If you’re feeling upset about something, he’ll comfort you and all but also tell you that you’re such a badass you could handle anything. And it’s not like empty compliments either - he genuinely believes that you are the most amazing human being to ever walk the planet

Yamaguchi (okay I got this idea partially from @/paige.ipairs on tiktok but it’s so cute that i had to put it here) likes doing anything with you so he likes it when you’re out shopping and you help him pick a new outfit or you style something for him. But his favourite thing is when you’re painting your nails and he’s like … that’s a nice colour… and you’re like Yamaguchi would you like… your nails painted? And at first it’s just the one finger and it’s a matching colour with you. Like on his ring finger to symbolize he’s with you but then soon he’s with you at the mall looking at different colours and picks out one’s he would like for you to paint for him and he just carries them over to you like .. o.o pls

Kenma will actively look for 2 player games that he can play with you. He’ll pretend like it’s nothing and that he just wants to try the game for the 1 player story but he’ll leave a controller out and just kind waits for you to ask to play or pick up the controller. He really likes it when you play, even if you wander around a lot and aren’t super focused on the story line. Minecraft with the two of you is always fun. He thinks it’s really funny how aggressive you get trying to save your animals from the zombies even though they won’t get hurt. You teared up once cause the pen you made for your chickens got blown up by a Creeper and he actually felt so bad even though you told him it was definitely not his fault. Cut to: you screaming aggressively when it comes to any Creeper as revenge for the chickens who were lost in the battle.

Tendō starts reading your favourite mangas and watches all of your favourite series/movies before you two really started dating because he wanted to know what to talk to you about. But now that you guys are together, he’ll plan dates where you can binge-watch all of your favourite movies/shows or just lie around and trade mangas (you had this man actually crying at some of them, he wasn’t ready for the hURT). If you’re not the biggest fan of horror films, he’ll insist that you guys don’t need to watch them but he loves when you stick it out with him cause it means extra cuddles and more snacks as comfort! If you do love horror films, he’ll always buy tickets to the new movies so the two of you can watch it together right away.

Ushijima will hold you no matter where you guys are. Big beefy boy doesn’t really understand why he wouldn’t hold you, even if you guys were in public. When you guys first started dating, you’d avoid reaching out for his hand because you figured big stoic guy like Ushijima, he wouldn’t really be a PDA kind of guy would he? Wrong. Well right, but also wrong. Boy probably doesn’t even realize what PDA is but he’ll reach for your hand and hold it anytime. And if you guys are waiting in line somewhere, he’ll just hold you in his arms in front of him. He has no sense of when not to do this. It’s like you’re his comfort person (which you are). In front of his Coach? Suddenly has you in front of him, hugging you to him. Being interviewed by some reporters? Oh look, you’re here too. Reminding Oikawa that he should’ve come to Shiratorizawa? You’re right in front sticking your tongue out at the Aoba Josai boi like the child you are lol. Honestly, he doesn’t think it’s weird but he knows deep down that he’s just really scared you’ll leave. He likes knowing you’re around because it reminds him you’re always there.

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isagisyoichi · 4 years ago

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PINKY STAR (RUN) :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆

SYNOPSIS: isagi as your boyfriend

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: isagi yoichi my boyfriend of many several years

WARNINGS: swearing? i think idk i forget also yah pretend they all go to the same school and stuff. also horribly self indulgent if u couldn't already tell

A/N: if you remember my old one delete it from your memory it was literally so bad help anyways the re-up because my boyfriend deserves better. also i really like this one and i feel like it’s more in character for him :P lol i've had this in my drafts for like, ever <3 but also my last post for a while because i have ap exams and my sat soon :P

FOR: the anon that asked me where my original isagi bf hcs went :’)

after the initial awkwardness of being in a new relationship fades and you two become comfortable with each other, a relationship with isagi would be like dating your slightly awkward best friend who you make out with sometimes.

like, i don’t really see isagi being high maintenance, so i feel like a relationship with him would definitely be on the relaxed side, but still romantic, you know?

isagi’s inner monologue is so funny and he definitely lets his thoughts out to you. it makes you laugh to see your usually friendly-to-all boyfriend have his moments, too.

you guys are one of those couples that give each other a look when someone’s doing something weird in public #telepathicconnection <3

but, isagi’s really such a sweetie with you. i know user isagisyoichi may be slightly biased when they say this, but believe me when i say that isagi’s 100% boyfriend material.

walks you to class whenever he can. always either holding your hand as he listens attentively to you complaining about school.

writes down things he feels are important about you in a digital note entitled “y/n 💗,” so he can remember them in the future.

isagi's used to talking to all kinds of people, so even if you're not the most talkative, he can adjust with no problem.

and he’ll always entertain you about whatever stupid conversation you wanna have.

kinda basic with pet names. babe, baby, dork (he would, i don’t wanna hear it), are his usual rotation.

randomly compliments you/says these really romantic things out of nowhere because he can’t control himself and often blurts things out.

“yeah, of course, when we get married, i’ll-”

“when we get married?” you inquire as you cut isagi off. you two have never discussed marriage, just but the thought of isagi wanting to spend the rest of his life with you is enough to make your head spin.

isagi’s eyes go wide when he realizes what he’s said. damn his mouth that moves faster than his mind.

swallowing hard and taking a breath, isagi says, “y-yeah, when we get married,” further affirming his statement with a nod, albeit a bit of a nervous one.

now both of you guys are flustered LOL.

likes to sit his head in your lap and have you play with his hair, while you two talk or just sit in silence.

such a good listener, perfect person to rant about anything with. he’s very understanding, he’ll hold you if you need him to, wipe your tears if you’re crying, give you advice if you need it, just overall so sweet.

also always knows when you're sad because of his intuition. isagi encourages you to open up to him, but ultimately doesn’t force you, just lets you know that he’s always there for you <3

(that's kind of lie because isagi does pry a little LOL, but he means well)

takes care of you! nags you a little, tries his best to make sure you're not doing anything stupid, and if you are, that someone responsible (him) is watching you, looks after you when you’re sick, etc.

gives you his jacket when you’re cold (he’s been waiting to do that his whole life bro LMAOO), carries your things, always texts you good morning and good night, just overall sooo good to you.

but as soft as he is for you, isagi does have this tendency to get these random spouts of confidence, so sometimes he’ll say or do something really bold out of nowhere.

like, he’ll suddenly grab your waist and pull you closer to him, or he’ll kiss you out of the blue. the flustered expression that rests on your face for a change always makes him smirk *heart eyes*

in general, though, isagi's still kind of awkward sometimes regardless and does say or do things that make you go "???" and make him be like "why did i do that" LOL he's so cute though <333

he’s pretty basic with dates, usually opts for things like restaurants, walks in the parks, movie nights, or stuff like that, but they’re still really fun!

but, if you ever want to do something out of the norm, he wouldn't be opposed to it, either. but, you do have to tell him ‘cause he's not a mind reader lol.

(okay but, one time, isagi tried to watch a scary movie with you because he wanted to do that thing where he wraps his arm around you during the scary parts, but HE ended up being scared instead 😭)

isagi’s the type to put your name with a heart emoji or the date you guys started dating in his instagram bio LOL

y/n 💓 IHS Forward #10 ⚽️ *insert some soccer quote about grinding*

it’s a bit middle school, but you let it slide because you know he just wants to show you off <3

study sessions are normal between you two but, you guys always get bored or distracted halfway through and start watching youtube or something LOL.

it’s canon he’s a thigh man lol, so if he ever sees you wearing an oversized shirt, especially one of his, with shorts, isagi will literally short circuit in real life.

he keeps his hand on your thigh when you guys cuddle that day, tracing patterns on your skin, or just squeezing it every now and then.

in general, though, isagi likes poking at and playing with them whenever they're out <3

once, isagi wanted you to do that trend on tiktok where he sits between your thighs and stuff, but he had no idea how to bring it up LOL

so, isagi just watched tiktoks of it in front of you and hoped eventually you would get the hint 🙄

and you did, thanks to his incredible lack of subtly. he doesn’t even care when you giggle and tell him how bad he is at being slick, isagi got your thighs around him, he won!!!!!!

takes a picture (or two or three) to savor the moment.

(even though he could literally just ask you to do it again in the future, but whatever, i guess)

when you’re dating isagi, the team comes with him too LOL

they’re always snapchatting you pictures of isagi when they’re hanging out without you, with stupid captions like, “look how sad your boyfriend is without you 😞”

isagi’s not even sad in the picture, he’s just confused as to why they’re shoving a camera in his face 😭

isagi one hundred percent attempts to get you to run the mile with him during gym if you don’t already.

“babe, just try!” isagi pants, as he catches up to you and your friends, as you guys are still on your second lap.

admittedly, the effort is cute, but beloved, i hate to break it to you- i will not be doing anything of the sort.

he will sit down or walk around with you after you finish the mile, though. if he’s not already playing soccer lollll.

when he does choose to go with you, expect exclamations from the team about how isagi “abandoned us for his little relationship” 👎

isagi’s receiving love language is words of affirmation (also basically canon LOL) so, he really values the compliments you give him with his whole heart.

you could tell him how his hair looks nice in the morning, and isagi will think about it all day.

whether it be about how cute he is, or how talented of a player he is, isagi really is happiest when you praise him <3

speaking of soccer, isagi has this tendency to get lost in the moment and talk your head off about some soccer related tangent that probably makes no sense to you.

his eyes light up and his voice is just oozing with passion for what he does as he goes into detail about how he made this crazy goal at practice while you stare at him with the biggest heart eyes ever, adoring his dedication.

and of course when isagi realizes he was rambling, he apologizes profusely for “boring” you, like the gentleman he is.

but when you reassure him that he could never bore you and that you want nothing more than for him to go on, isagi begins to feels lightheaded due to his adoration for you <3

if you're the type to go all out when it supporting isagi at soccer- like make one of those corny signs, yell from the crowd, wear his spare jersey to games, isagi will physically have to withhold his heart from jumping out his chest.

he's a little embarrassed that you're doing all that for him, but the effort means soooo much to him.

and speaking of soccer, it would mean a lot to isagi if you not only supported him at games and stuff, but expressed an interest in learning more about soccer as a whole, too.

you know, learn a little more about the game on your own accord, ask him to teach you how to properly play, or even challenge him to a one on one, do stuff like that, and he’ll literally be head over heels for you. well, more than he already is.

(he always goes easy on you on your guys 1v1's and he thinks your efforts are adorable, no matter how much you may or may not suck)

he'd repay the effort and try to get interested in whatever your hobbies are!

also, you can get him to do almost anything if you pout and beg hard enough, you’re literally so hard to say no to in isagi’s eyes <3

isagi’s the type to not realize when other people are flirting with him LOL

he just thinks they’re being nice (unless they’re being straight up) and i don’t think he would really process it because he’s so focused on you romantically, if that makes sense.

once he realizes you’re jealous, isagi apologizes earnestly, reassuring you over and over again that you're everything he could ask for and that he would never intentionally try to hurt you and all that jazz.

although, i will admit, sometimes isagi’s kinda smug when you're jealous, especially when it’s over a dumb reason 👎

however, when he’s jealous i feel like it could go one of two ways-

on normal days, isagi would just stand there to “intimidate” the other person, maybe cough a little for emphasis until they go away lol.

but on days where he’s already mad/filled with adrenaline/or someone’s really not taking a hint and you’re visibly uncomfortable- oh boy, it’s like a switch flips in him.

has those same fiery eyes he has during the climax of a game. the energy he’s exuding is dead serious, and that alone is enough for the person bothering you to go away. not bad for a man that’s only 5’8 🥰

adding on, isagi doesn’t take any shit about you, ever. even if it’s from his friends. usually isagi’s very neutral and doesn’t actively try to start conflict, but there are some things he’ll always defend and you’re one of them.

isagi always listens/watches/reads/etc whatever you recommend him (on that note, please recommend him good anime because isagi’s out here willingly telling people his favorite anime is darling in the franxx), even if he doesn’t necessarily like it LOL

you could show isagi objectively, the worst song ever and he would be like “yeah, it was good babe!” (it was not)

also does the same thing when you bring him shopping with you, like he's absolutely NO HELP 😭

you could try on the ugliest sweater known to man and he’d like “you look nice 🙂” pls be honest isagi, you can say it’s hideous!!!!!!

but isagi’s also being somewhat truthful in his statement because he does genuinely think you look nice in everything <3

also loves when you wear his clothes- always feels a mixture between pride and slight shyness?

kinda lol idk but overall, isagi really is sooo happy you wanna show him off that much, especially when you're wearing something of his around his friends :')

he says “i love you” first, no doubt.

he’s a bit nervous when he does because he doesn’t know if you’ll reciprocate, but he really does love you and he feels like he physically can’t hold it in anymore.

“i promise you don’t have to say it back!” isagi reassures anxiously. “i know it’s a really big commitment, and if it’s too early for you right now-”

“i love you, too.”

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