#LIKE WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKK

[autumnsoldier13]

Halbrand. Knows too much.

It’s been all his suggestions has it not?

[wings-of-sapphire]

So.

Someone should have knocked me out before.

Becaude

I

Made

A

Fucking

Sex

Joke

She told me she had nightmares and five consecutive panic attacks and I said I was ignoring my first instinct and said I was here if I needed anything

She insisted I say what my first thought was

So I

I said I was going to say “I’m so sorry babygirl”

FUCK THIS SHIT

SOMEONE STRIKE ME DEAD

FUCK

WHY AM I AN IDIOT

She said it’s fine and that her friends have called her worse

BUT FUCK

I SAID MY FIRST INSTINCTS WERE USUALLY VERY RAUNCHY

LIKE THE FUCK???

SHE SAID SHE HAD THOSE THOUGHTS TOO AND I FUCKING SUGGESTED I NEED HER TO START WITH THAT STUFF BC I’M A FUCKING DOORMAT AND NEED REASSURANCE I WON’T RUIN MY GOOD STUDENT™️ REP

SHE SAID WE’LL BUILD UP TO IT???

SHE CALLED ME DARLING AGAIN BEFORE HEADING TO BED AND HASN’T RESPONDED SINCE

(Really glad my classes tomorrow aren’t with her bc if she feels uncomfortable I will bend over and die)

Welp been flirting with this girl in my chem class for like the whole year in Useless Bisexual™️ and she does British accent sir purposely make me blush and texts me and calls me “darling” and “love” and she used a picture of a bisexual flag next to a bonobo (bi-nobo) as a meme to describe her in the beginning of the year slideshow and she just FUCKING TEXTED ME SH E ’ S S T R A I G H T

FUCK MY LIFE

[macfrog]

Max!!!! SOF 10 ripped my heart into a thousand pieces and like oh man I get it girlie but he loves you so much just let him Iove you, fuccccckkkkk!

I'm in tears and can't wait for my heart to be stomped on more with the next one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

hey!!!! hahaha alright this level of ride or die is what i like to see

promise i will be careful with ur heart right before i stomp on it <3 (kidding. love u sm. thank u for this adorable message)

[gochujangst]

Please I'm going insane. Someone send be the video of that Russian driver pulling over and screaming at a raccoon like "ITS A MOYAVA!!!!! WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKK" SOMEONE PLEASE IM LOSING MY SHIT SEARCHING. ITS A енота!!!!!!

[berryunho]

guys help its 2am and I'm in my yunho feels

[hopespeak-hs-hostclub]

Wanna Make A Bet?: A Mondo Owada smut request.

18+ ONLY. DO NOT READ IF UNDER 18!!!!!

NSFW: request and story under cut

TW:// exhibitionism, public pleasure, chastity belts, orgasm deprivation, cursing

Word Count:// 1,976

“a one-shot featuring mondo oowada practicing exhibitionism please? In the story, he'd go to town to do errands wearing a face mask. In truth, he'd have a vibrator on him with his cock in chastity and his mouth tape gagged under the mask. His objective is to finish his errands without anyone exposing him or him cumming in public. And I kinda imagine that he's doing this out of a dare between his gang members. To show he's a real man whose in control of himself. He would mainly be alone but his gang leaders would look from a distance to see if he hasn't lost yet.”

“Wait bro, you’re what?” One of the guys piped up quickly. Mondo just sighed heavily and look his friend / gang member in the eyes and repeated himself. “I’m an exhibitionist, man.”

“What the fuck is that??” Another gang member asked almost instantly.

“Jesus Christ- fuck all of you,” Mondo said getting pissed off at his friends. “I told you that sitting around like a bunch of little bitch ‘drinking and talking about our feelings‘ or whatever the fuck was fucking stupid.”

“No come on bro, none of us have literally ever even heard of that before”

“Fuck, it just means I like the idea of people seeing me get off, I guess?” Mondo said sharply looking at all his friends sitting around him. “like I get off on it I fucking guess.”

“So like, you want to jack off in public?” One of them asked.

“I’ll kick your fucking ass bro- that’s nasty dude. I’d never want anybody unsuspecting to fully see it dude, christ” Mondo stood up out of his chair and looked at them all. “You’re so fuckin dumb- all of ya! I don’t wanna be put on a damn sex offender list for touching myself in the goddamn park or something! I just… want to get off in front of people. It seems fucking hot,” he admitted while shrugging.

A few of the guys exchanged glances, and started to mumble to each other, just soft enough that Mondo couldn’t make out what was being said until they all looked back at him. “Wanna make a bet?” One of the guys asked as he stood up to be eye level with their gang’s leader.

“How much? And what kinda bet we talkin?” Mondo asked, admittedly intrigued.

“20,000¥. Meet us back here tomorrow at noon. Got it?”

Mondo just rolled his eyes. “Whatever, but I got some fuckin errands to run so you better make it quick, got it assholes?” He made eye contact with everyone else in the room, as they just snickered at him.

And that’s how he got here. In the bathroom of the garage the gang always meets at. Mondo sighs and looks in the duffel bag his friends tossed into his arms when he walked in, with no instructions further than “put it all on and get back out here.” ‘How did they even get all this stuff so last minute? Did they already have it?” Mondo thought to himself. So he did. He started by putting on, and locking, the chastity belt, which made him just a little too excited. Mondo hasn’t ever actually used a chastity before, he just knows they’re supposed to make him last way longer since he can’t touch himself, and he knows it’ll keep him nice and hard. Then he decided to use the duct tape, and gag himself with it, keeping his mouth shut. The next logical move for him was to put on the black face mask, so nobody could see the tape gag situation he had going on. All this for ¥20,000? ‘Fuck me’ was all he could think right now. Then the last step. Mondo held the little remote controlled vibrating butt plug in his hand and just stared at it for a few minutes before inserting it. He didn’t turn on it yet, and he was nervous as shit to do it too.

Mondo slowly and carefully walked out of the bathroom to the main room where everyone was waiting for him. He was already getting hard, and knew that whatever the fuck this was, was going to be a fucking nightmare. “Bro, everything… in place?” One of his gang members asked cautiously. The gagged Mondo just shook his head up and down quickly. “Perfect! So, you wanna get off in front of people without being put on a list?” His friend taunted. Mondo blushed, but luckily you couldn’t tell through the mask. “Well, I know you said you had some errands to run today, so why don’t we see if you can get through all those- but maybe without cumming,” he teazed. Mondo got wide eyed. So now, not only is he going to be horny as hell in public, but he’s not allowed to finish until the fucking errands are done? His face turned red and he tried to scream at his gang, forgetting about the gags, which just left him muffled and even more pissed off. Quickly Mondo got out a piece of paper and wrote:

“You’re fucking ON assholes.”

That’s exactly what they wanted to hear. “Perfect. Let’s get you on the back of a bike, because face it man, you can not drive with all that shit on ya,” the gang member chuckled. “I will be close behind watching though- so you better not cheat or try to lie, because trust me, I’ll fucking know. Oh and you’re giving me the key to that belt. It’s not coming off,”

With that, Mondo handed his gang member the key, then pulled himself onto the back of his bike, and the two of them rode off to the market place. As they pulled up to the big parking lot, the gang member cracked a small smirk, and got off the bike with Mondo. “All right, go do your shopping or whatever the fuck you gotta do man. I’ll keep my distance, but I’m watching you.” He said as he headed off into the crowd of people, leaving Mondo there alone. With a deep breathe in, and reaching into his coat pocket, he pressed the button to the remote control that little plug he had shoved up his ass. He set it to a low setting for now, and walked up to the first shop he had to go to. He took a deep breath and walked through the supermarket doors.

Mondo was walking through the fruits and vegetables section of the store, with his cock as hard as ever. Another man needed to grab something on the shelf right in front of Mondo, so he moved over to allow the man some space- and when he did his vibrator shifted just a little and he accidentally slipped. “Mmmh” he hummed lightly, quickly trying to turn it into a cough so the man next to him didn’t suspect anything. But Mondo loved the way he just felt. He reached his hand into his pocket and put the vibrator on a medium pulsating setting, that made him even hornier than before, if that’s even possible.

“Hnnnnnnngh” Mondo moaned lowly. He wanted to scream, his body felt amazing. He caught a woman shoot a side eye at him but she turned away and went about her business. Mondo tried his absolute best to compose himself, straightened up the best he could, and walked into the aisle he had come to the store for.

‘I just need 3- oh my fucking god” Mondo thought to himself. He quickly hunched over and grabbed onto the nearest shelf to catch his breath and control himself. He wanted to touch himself so badly, but with the belt that wasn’t even possible. “Hmm..” Mondo moaned out a few times. “hmmmf…” He already wants to turn the vibrator up to max speed, but he knows he’ll be a cryong mess if he does that. He only has one more thing to do once he’s done with the store, he can last till then, he thinks. He slowly makes his way through the aisle, grabs the three items he needed for his apartment, and tries to go pay. But god the line is long today. He has no choice but stand there and wait. Every time the line moved a little and he was forced to take a small step forward, his vibrator hit him in just the right spot to make him a god damn mess. ”nmmm… fuh..” he started to moan out in the still long line. He knew nobody could hear him, or cared but he was so embarrassed. The line moved once again, and this time his vibrator hit his prostrate in the exact right spot. A few tears formed at the corner of Mondo’s eye as he actively restrained himself from moaning out in pleasure.

Finally it’s his turn to check out and pay. He reaches into his jackets pocket to grab his wallet, but when he does, he bumps the button on the remote. “Haaaaahh…”Mondo hisses loudly as he arches his back a little. He took a few deep breaths, then pretended to finish a pretty unbelievable sneeze and proceeded to pay. The moment the cashier gave Mondo his change, he grabbed his stuff and ran to the nearest public restroom. He swiftly locked the door behind him and gripped onto the side of the sink and looked at himself in the mirror. He tried to palm himself through his pants, but the metal belt covering his fully erect dick gave him absolutely no direct contact with his throbbing cock. He starts whimpering loudly- but it’s not too loud thanks to his gag and mask. “Mmmmmh,” “hmmm hoh my god ffff-“ he barely muttered out. Mondo wanted to scream, or cry, or just touch himself once, so desperately. He felt like he was close to cumming from the vibrator alone. “Hnnnng” he cried out.

Mondo decides to try and stand up so he could leave the bathroom as quickly as he can, and find his way back to the bike. His gang member wasn’t too far behind him, so when they were both at the bike a few moments later, and Mondo hopped on without so much as saying a word, the gang member knew what was going on. He got in the front and took Mondo straight to the garage and tossed the key to him. “Ffnk you” Mondo muttered quickly as he ran to the bathroom he immediately ripped the mask and duct tape off of his mouth and moaned out loudly. “Holy fuccccckkkkk mmmmhhh…” He didn’t care that some of his friends were just a few rooms away and might be able to hear him. He just knew he felt so good and couldn’t help himself. Next was obviously the belt restricting him from touching himself. With a shaky hand, he unlocked it as fast as he was able too- which admittedly took about 3 minutes because of the constant pleasure he was feeling. Once the belt was off, Mondo immediately wrapped his hand around his now swollen, throbbing cock. “FUCK!” He shouted out in pure ecstasy and bliss. He was nothing but a mess of whimpers, cries, and moans in that moment. He knew he wasn’t going to last very long, so he quickly removed the vibrator, and fell to the floor. Mondo pumped his length a couple of times before he felt his orgasm quickly approaching. With one more stroke, he screamed out in pleasure “FUCK ME” and threw his head back as the white liquid oozed out of him, coating his hands, stomach, and thighs. He kept pumping himself slowly as more cum came out of him. “Mm…” he whimpered softly as the last of it came out. With shaky legs, Mondo pulled himself up off the floor, cleaned himself to the best of his ability, put all his clothes back on, and walked (even though it was more like a limp) back into the main area of the garage.

Without saying a word, or making eye contact with anybody, Mondo grabbed ¥20,000 and placed it in his buddy’s hand. He immediately walked out of the garage, barely got on his bike, and went home, thinking about not only just how fucked up his gang is, but how goddamn fun today was for him.

‘Maybe if I ever meet a chick we can do this shit together…’ Mondo thought to himself with a smirk.

[eternalpizzaparty]

just listened to the arctic monkeys. you people are lying when you're like "oh this is so good!" ITS FUCKING BORING!!! LET MATT HELDERS FUCKING DRUM! WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!

[lesbian-stu-macher]

I loved your HC's for Connor could you do your HC's for Michael Mell and possibly Rich's too (if you have time)

ok so no one @ me but they're not my favorite boys (meaning i don't have 40 thousand hcs like i did for connor) but just for you ill do em ;)michael:- this bitch- his half filipino ass- his moms fell in love with him the second he was born- it was kinda like in friends when they like befriended the mom n stuff - but anyways his moms are biracial and one is filipina- they love their boy- he can speak some filipino, but he's so not fluent- But He Tries- if he's petty he goes to his mom or google translate to speak solely in filipino to jeremy to confuse the hell out of him- not like he'll know the difference- jeremy's a picky eater but michael is so NOT- he's so open to try like honestly anything- when he was 9 he tried goat once and threw up tho- thanks lola :)- michael's other mom i feel like is very white- before michael could drive, his moms were sO cheesy - they'd like double honk when he walked to school and be like "have fun, sweetie!" or "ace that geography quiz! !"- he loves to mention how great his moms are- michael has some stuffed animals he still keeps bc why wouldn't he- these include kirby and piplup- his favorite vine is "'who's that pokémon?' 'it's pikachu !!!!!!!' 'it's clefairy!' 'fuCCCCCKKKKK'"- he has a lil tabby cat named biscuits- he has a soft spot for the movie rent bc his moms watched it all the time when it came out- he so has a movie pass get the fuck out- half the time tho he switches movies halfway through and he's never been caught- BITCH WORKS AT DAIRY QUEEN BUT MORE ON THAT IN A SECrich:- his bi ass- he's an ambivert but slightly more on the extrovert side- he has a BIG chocolate lab named em- and a lil brown dachsund named reeses- HE'S HELLA LACTOSE INTOLERANT- BUT HE COULD GIVE A SHIT- michael cut off his blizzards - fucking michael man- he wears contacts bc fuck glasses- he chipped his tooth as a kid when he crashed his bike into a tree- clumsy ass- when he realizes he's bi he kinda flaunts it to no end in public- he gets a 'bi bi bi' shirt- he gets a tattoo on his side that says "the world has more problems than girls who like girls and boys who like boys"- he hates needles but it was so worth it- it hurt like hell but he has to hide it bc he'd never hear the end of it from his dad- he almost lost a finger from getting it jammed in a door- favorite vine is "what the FUCK richard"hope these are good !!

[the-late-night-writer]

i missed my medicine last night so today is just fuccccckkkkk

i realized that my life is stagnant and my brain is stagnant and i can’t accomplish anything because everyone EVERYONE else didn’t do their part to help during this pandemic so now i can’t leave my house and be social and have a good summer or a fulfilling life. 

my fucking head hurts. i’m dizzy and nauseous. people judge me for wearing a mask when i leave the house. i realized today that i’m no ones best friend. people i consider my best friends all have someone they like more than me. today is one of these days where i just wanna stop living.

fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! i don’t wanna exist! i wanna be loved! i’ll go through life alone! i’m a good person and what do i get in return! i have no motivation and i can’t create! what do i have to show for my time here! half-baked ideas and shitty fanart! no work ethic! a failure of a human! fuck! fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

[lecafemusain]

seriously, I just need to yell about something

don’t click on the keep reading if you don’t want to know about my shit

FUCCCCCKKKKK!!

Seriously? Yeah okay I know I’m behind on shit I need to do but I can’t actually fill out any of my loan forms without my dad cuz I’m still a dependent on him but it’s just NO GETTING IN HIS HEAD that these things have deadlines and that the information needs to be COMPLETELY CORRECT. 

Not to mention he’s being all like ‘i don’t understand this at all’ and I’m like ‘well we wouldn’t be in this mess if you didn’t piss the wrong people off’

Seriously......now I’m going to go MUCH FARTHER INTO DEBT because a GROWN ASS MAN can’t keep his fucking mouth shut.

 Bcuz god, yeah, I it’s not like I want to have to deal with student loans and yeah, I know NOTHING ABOUT IT, because yeah, I had family and shit who paid for my undergrad degree but now I have to fill out this shit and I can’t fill out this shit without dad and we were going to do it yesterday....

But noooooo. Mom and her FUCKING STUPID PERSONALITY DISORDER that she clearly knows she has had to monopolize everything fucking this. Yeah okay, so your own daughter’s future means nothing, but god forbid if your car doesn’t get hand washed. IF ANYONE tells you that things are excusable because of an illness they are lying. Saying ‘sorry I’m having a bad day, and now im going to apologize for what I did’ is one thing saying ‘I have this problem and bcuz of that problem I have a free pass to do whatever the fuck I want’ is another.

FUCK I’m freaking out. I can actually feel the start of a panic attack and there is NOTHING I can do about it. Dad is going to the airport saying that he will finish this by the end of the night but he is rushing and fucking things up and I CAN’T DO THIS RIGHT NOW!!

I had a panic attack LAST NIGHT about what school I’m going to pay a seat deposit for and I haven’t even heard back from just under half of the schools I applied for and I just can’t deal with any of this right now