#Fuck you Brandon Rodgers for making my mind this wah

[wings-of-sapphire]

So.

Someone should have knocked me out before.

Becaude

I

Made

A

Fucking

Sex

Joke

She told me she had nightmares and five consecutive panic attacks and I said I was ignoring my first instinct and said I was here if I needed anything

She insisted I say what my first thought was

So I

I said I was going to say “I’m so sorry babygirl”

FUCK THIS SHIT

SOMEONE STRIKE ME DEAD

FUCK

WHY AM I AN IDIOT

She said it’s fine and that her friends have called her worse

BUT FUCK

I SAID MY FIRST INSTINCTS WERE USUALLY VERY RAUNCHY

LIKE THE FUCK???

SHE SAID SHE HAD THOSE THOUGHTS TOO AND I FUCKING SUGGESTED I NEED HER TO START WITH THAT STUFF BC I’M A FUCKING DOORMAT AND NEED REASSURANCE I WON’T RUIN MY GOOD STUDENT™️ REP

SHE SAID WE’LL BUILD UP TO IT???

SHE CALLED ME DARLING AGAIN BEFORE HEADING TO BED AND HASN’T RESPONDED SINCE

(Really glad my classes tomorrow aren’t with her bc if she feels uncomfortable I will bend over and die)

Welp been flirting with this girl in my chem class for like the whole year in Useless Bisexual™️ and she does British accent sir purposely make me blush and texts me and calls me “darling” and “love” and she used a picture of a bisexual flag next to a bonobo (bi-nobo) as a meme to describe her in the beginning of the year slideshow and she just FUCKING TEXTED ME SH E ’ S S T R A I G H T

FUCK MY LIFE