#LET ME OUUUTTTT LET ME OOOUUUUUUUTTTTT

[a-tesseractis]

🦷 from any of my mh monster muses @ candids mh verse but ESPECIALLY from rajang bc funne monkie hurt u :)

mooommmm he’s biting meeee // not accepting

     The moment he figured out there was a Rajang of all things waltzing around here was the moment he realized he didn’t want to be there, actually. He’d rather be curled up at home asleep next to the fire, leave things be for a while, maybe go kill literally anything other than the fucked up monkey.

          But no, of course not.

     The moment he sees the Rajang is when he’s sure he’d rather not. Just no. Just say no to this whole affair, wipe his hands of it, leave things be even if that meant his steady influx of Kirin pelts would be gone [until someone else took care of the monkey problem].

          But no, of course he can’t have that.

     The moment it aggro’d on him and bit straight down on his leg right when he was scrabbling to get away was the moment he thought ‘yeah, this might as well be happening to me today.’

      He’s just grateful Nergigante spikes aren’t the best things to get a mouthful of.