#LET ME JUST HAVE THE EBOY PLEASE

[just-an-ekh0]

having a crush on fictional characters from specifically yandere visual novels is WILD bc-

like, morally. i know i should probably turn you in for killing the girl who flirted with you while we were out and stuffing her behind the dumpster behind her place of work bc murder is wrong and i shouldn't be allowing this kind of behavior and there's also no way this is healthy in any way but also, you're so cutsey and sweet and i'm weak for guys who love to do things with their partner, who's "type" is literally JUST their partner, and who would literally do ANYTHING for them (especially murder with a sledgehammer but moving on-)

[hetaherr]

playing video games with them | anemo boys <3

: kazuha, xiao, venti, wanderer

:mostly crack, a little suggestive but no warnings

well anyway this is another reupload!! added kuni’s part also got lazy to proof read its just a headcanon anyway!!! i play wayy to much video games and id love to share my hobbies with these sweet babies <3

kazuha

i think this baby is a really chill gamer, he enjoys the cozy aspect of video games. thats why i think games like minecraft, stardew valley, animal crossing and the sims!! cozy video game dates are a norm for you guys when its too hot outside or too rainy.

imagine playing stardew valley with him, curled up under the covers with your MATCHING SWITCH CONSOLES. you guys working through the first few years of the game as little farm people doing little farm things. he’d even find some helpful guides online so you guys can maximise your finances in the game. honestly i can see how he gets a little petty at the fact that you MARRIED some npc in the game and he had to watch the whole cutscene while you joked around that he hadn’t given you enough attention and this was all his fault. now kazuha hates that particular npc, and he’s definitely pouting the whole night. give him lots of smooches, tell him that no video game code can replace your pookie wookie baby boy <3

but there, of course are other ways you can make up for it, like asking him to marry you- in animal crossing duh!! he’d take this whole thing very seriously obviously, its a wedding silly. he’d prepare a little wedding venue in his world by the beach, even going as far to design a cute little tux. it’s adorable, also don’t think for a second that he wouldn’t give you a kiss (giggling after) when the wedding officiant says you may now kiss. i also can picture kazuha buying you a promise ring irl , with a maple leaf engraved onto it. yes it was a animal crossing wedding, but it was YOUR WEDDING non the less.

another thing i can imagine is while you were playing the sims kazuha would 100% ask to create a little family with you. he’d even help to go “shopping” online for CC that would fit your characters or homes. kazuha DIES A LITTLE inside as you carefully curate each of the characters, spending hours deciding on the perfect outfits, hairs and personalities. coming up with mini fantasy stories about the mini yous and giggling along with him when they get a little too absurd. your cute family consists of you, kazuha and a little white cat. kazuha likes watching you get a little flustered whenever his character flirts with yours, sending a romantic haiku your way. not to mention the first time your character’s woohoo’ed he teasingly said:

“its honestly a shame that they’re the only ones that get to woohoo you know?”

anyway kazuha is 100% down to try as many games as he can with you, playing games with him is 10 bells out of 10 bells hehe

xiao

gamer xiao… yea he kinda scares me. xiao plays shooter games for sure, like obviously he’s had an eboy valorant phase but lets skip past that for now. its definitely more than normal to hear him grumbling how “dogshit” some of his teammates are. he’s definitely muted from chat on several games, also banned from league most of the time from being toxic in the chats.

playing competitive games with xiao is definitely an experience, and it definitely does not feel like the stereotypical pocket sage and hyper-carry jett. so please proceed with caution. the first time you and him played together, he may have gotten a little TOO HEATED and may have cussed you out on accident forgetting it was his loving, doting and caring partner who just wanted to participate in one of his hobbies. xiao doesn’t mean to get angry at you, please bare with him when the words “how is this person so fucking bad, how are they SO USELESS JUST GET OFF THE GAME DUDE” slip out. and oh boy… xiao immediately regrets his words, he feels so bad. he was actually overjoyed when you asked to play with him, even if he doesn’t actually show it, now he definitely assumes that you won’t ever want to play games with him EVER, hell maybe you want to break up. he’s spiralling. he apologises so much and he’s so awkward and so fidgety. its hard to stay mad at him, when he’s like this you have to admit he’s a little cutie. the next few days he’s definitely cautious and on edge around you, he finds it weird that you let go of the situation so easily and just moved on. he cant believe he let such vulgar words be thrown towards you. so after a conversation about his behaviour, you both decide maybe its best you just be an observer. you’re more than happy to straddle him, chin on his shoulder when he plays at his pc. and xiao LOVES IT, there is honestly nothing more comforting than you give him a little kiss when he starts to get a little too tense. occasionally when you face the screen and watch his games, he gets so nervous to play well. and xiao absolutely DIES when you compliment his abilities. bro needs the praise please, in that moment he thinks you’re so sexy and you have such a caring soul and his ears are tinted so red. don’t tease him though, he won’t be able to play the game properly.

another thing xiao is so weirdly good at is arcade games. i can picture arcade dates and xiao is just godly at them, claw machines, those basketball ones, car racing- you name it sweetheart and he’s earning those tickets like he needs to feed his 20 kids as a single dad. xiao acts so nonchalant about it, shrugging his shoulders as if this talent of his isn’t a big deal, but inside he’s so proud that he’s managed to get you that plushie he knows you’d been eyeing the whole day. he loves the way you grip onto his biceps pulling him to another machine to test his abilities, he may grumble about you overreacting but he’s so happy just to see you smile. and having you cheer him on the side is such an added bonus, you’re such a cute cheerleader. anyway i rate xiao a “please dont scold me baby im trying my best” out of “FUCK YOU FUCKING SUCK”

venti

horror games. literally venti HATES THEM but he cant get enough of it. playing phasmophobia would be so incredibly fun, but also a total shitshow. like im talking him making you do all the work while he intentionally provokes the ghost. at the same time he’s too scared to do anything so, he’s always really close to you. so if anything ever happens, you’d be a total idiot to think he’d try to help you, venti would be the first one out the door and running away. venti is also so horrendously LOUD, literally half the time instead of getting spooked by the game, your having a heart attack inducing jump scare from his random screaming. don’t even get me started on roblox horror games, every week there’s some new game he discovered on tiktok, and you are playing it with him, you have to.

another game venti loves to play is sims, but he’s about 100 times more chaotic compared to kazuha. he loves those ridiculous challenges and he wants to have like 10 babies with you, and then proceeds to cry when they are taken away from the sims version of cps. for some reason he has all the packs and likes to screw around with everything. he makes silly little bets with you in any game, for example in the sims he’d bet with you whether your 23rd child is going to be a boy or girl, most bets are harmless like a kiss or cuddles, unless he’s in the mood.

speaking of intimacy, venti needs to be holding you while playing games. arms linked, lying on your lap or you in his, honestly you just let him because he’s so cheeky about it anyway. venti also loves playing music related games with you, duh!! karaoke, guess the song, finish the lyric. ANYTHING!! whether you can sing or not, he just loves to hear your voice, definitely teases you if you cant though hehe. karaoke is so fun, if your shy he definitely eases you into letting lose and breaking out of your comfort zone, duetting with you is something he loves because music is his passion and honestly it hits so close to home for him. you’d often find him squeezing your hand as a form of encouragement.

im rating venti a solid 8 red bulls out of “i’ve already had 15”.

wanderer

this little emo baby is 100% only ever playing single player games, things that are extremely grindy and super lore heavy (bro is on subreddits looking at game theories and conspiracies, he would love to talk to you about them if you ever asked)!! im talking about bloodborne, doom, assassin’s creed and dark souls. he hates online multiplayer games because he doesn’t want to interact with “idiots” as he’s mentioned numerous times. so unfortunately its not often that you have a chance to play any type of multiplayer games with him.

however when it comes to his gaming sessions, he’d subtly invite you to come watch him because you’re like his own little streaming audience, and he loves it. the way you comment about how cool his character looks, or ask questions about gameplay mechanics. he loves how you involve yourself in his hobbies, it turns him to mush. he also loves how you play with his hair while peeking over his shoulder to look at the tv screen as he taps away at the controller. sometimes when the game gets a little boring he notices how your breath bounces off his neck, needless to say, those nights end up a bit more differently than how you originally imagined.

also if your ever interested in the game, kuni would “hesitantly” offer you to play on a new save file. but he’s actually elated that you’re going to try his FAVOURITE video game ever. you take your place in his lap as he explains to you the basics, not many would notice but you can ever so slightly hear the excitement in his voice. kuni complains about you being so lost but he’s so careful with explaining certain things, he’s also so patient as you take hours designing your character, well he’s okay being patient since its you. kuni absolutely DISSOLVES when facing a difficult boss, puzzle or obstacle, you kinda go into a slump against his chest and beg him to help you get past it. he snickers that your so weak, but somehow he manages to get through so swiftly- i guess he needs to show off a little to you. he also may complain a lot but thats just how this baby boy is, dont get discouraged he actually thinks you’re so cute.

also if you ever find yourself playing overcooked, moving out, gang beasts or any of those party games with kuni… good luck, just because he doesn’t like competitive games like valorant, DOES NOT MEAN HE ISNT COMPETITIVE. he gets so worked up and its honestly a little cute if you can look past the crusty white dog behaviour. if you do end up getting into an argument over these games, dont be surprised. im lazy to give a rating so im giving him 10/10, again minus the crusty white dog.

edit: if you saw “anyway wanderer is a straight” HAHA i apologise maybe thats why i should straight proof reading oops hehe

[idyllcy]

con..? cosplay - tim drake x reader (pretty bird countdown #3)

"I should start an onlyfans." You hum, going through your photos as Tim blinks.

"Can't. Did you see the news? Also, do you really want to be exploited by old men?"

"Right. The donation." You huff. "Well, I'll just have you build a website."

"pretty bird..."

"I know, I know. I'll build the website." You grumble. "Or..."

"Or?"

"You can go to the con next week dressed up and I can take photos." You grin.

"AG?"

"AG." You give him a thumbs up. 

"And who would I dress up as?"

"I may... or may not have already bought it..." You hold back a smile as he glances at you. 

"Does it have to do with the Hades cosplay that came into the mail two days ago?"

"Maybe?" 

"You're making me cosplay Thanatos, aren't you."

"..." You purse your lips.

"Just because I have—"

"You have the eboy haircut for it. I'll just spray some gray on." You give him a thumbs up.

"And then you?" He pauses. "No. Don't tell me. Are you going out with your tits out?"

"NO."

"Are you leaving your tits out?"

"Did you not—"

"Bra."

"Yes."

"You're going to let people see how you look?" Tim huffs, and you pull out his cosplay for him.

"Not if I'm contouring fake abs onto myself." You shrug. "It's alright... Neither of us have the height for it anyway."

"At least you're aware."

You stick your tongue out at him.

"Don't you have to go barefoot?"

You grimace. "No. I'm not doing that. Also, you're gonna have your tits out."

"I figured." He grimaces. "Are you going to paint me gray?"

"Maybe." You grin.

"Did you buy tickets?"

"Yeah. You said you'd go all four days so I just bought the full pass." You hum. "You're still going, right?"

"Yeah."

"You should show up at the Red Robin meetup I'm hosting." You hum. "In suit."

"I figured you'd say that."

"It'll be funny." You grin. "I'll be in my knock off suit."

"You could probably fit in one of my old ones." Tim mumbles. "What day is that?"

"Saturday at six."

"You want me to change in the bathroom?"

"You'll be fine." You pat his chest. "You can exit and then re-enter."

"In that hellish line?"

"Use your nepo baby privileges."

"Denied."

You stick your tongue out at him. "The con ends at 6."

"Oh... so I just leave and then."

"Yeah." You give him a thumbs up. "Be sure to NOT wear your wedding ring please. Please."

Tim gives you a grin that can only mean he's going to wear it.

[apteryxparvus]

a color to match your soul

Pairing — Dabi / Female Reader

Word count — 1,393

Content warning — suggestive themes • sexual themes • brief mentions of alcohol/drinking

Summary — From the moment you started dating Dabi, you've yearned for the opportunity to paint his nails black, adding the final touch to his eboy persona.

"I'm just saying, if you're seriously going for that," you pause, your hands wildly gesturing up and down to emphasize his overall grungy, dark, and mysterious persona, "you've got to fully commit to it."

Dabi shoots you a deadpan stare, his lips forming a thin line that clearly expresses his disagreement. You fight the urge to roll your eyes — he always has that constipated expression on his face.

He opens his mouth, likely to deliver one of his trademark snarky remarks, but you swiftly throw yourself onto his lap and press your index finger against his lips, silencing him. He pouts, and you can't help but admire how soft his lips appear. It's just not fair. You yearn to kiss him, to feel his warm breath caressing your face, and to...

No. Stop. There are more pressing matters to focus on right now.

"I am not painting my nails," he replies curtly.

You roll your eyes and move away from your boyfriend, flopping onto the bed with a grunt, burying your head under his pillow. It carries his scent — a blend of sandalwood and orange blossom, with hints of your favorite perfume intertwined.

"Please," you whine from beneath the cushion. "Just this once."

"Why?" he questions, his voice growing nearer. The cheap spring mattress dips under his weight as he encloses you, and you push the pillow away to meet his gaze. "Is there another motive?

Avoiding his gaze, you try to ignore the familiar smirk that forms on his lips.

"I've seen the thirst traps you like on TikTok. I never expected you to have a hand kink."

You gasp.

There's no possible way he’d know — you're absolutely certain your likes are set to private. Paranoia has led you to check a thousand times already. There’s no way you’d willingly expose your obsession with anime and video game edits, as well as the multitude of thirst trap hand kink and male whimpering audios. The only way he could have come across your carefully cultivated collection on TikTok is...

"You jerk!" you squeal, swatting his intrusive hands away. "You violated my privacy!"

"No," he answers in a hushed whisper that sends shivers down your spine. "You simply lack situational awareness. Did you think I was asleep last night when you spent over two hours giggling at male whimpering audios?"

Furrowing your brows, you pout and attempt to squirm out from underneath his weight. Dabi lets out a chuckle and flops down, his slender frame nearly crushing you. For a moment, you struggle to catch your breath, panic coursing through your veins — his heavy weight crushes you.

But Dabi knows you well, including your subtle signs, so when he senses the shift in your breathing — its shallowness, along with the uncomfortable pounding of your heartbeat in your neck and stomach — he swiftly moves away, granting you the space you need to breathe.

It takes a few seconds for your breathing to return to normal. "Asshole," you grumble, crossing your arms. "Were you trying to smother me or something?"

"I want to do a lot more than that to you." A suggestive grin spreads across his face, and he wiggles his eyebrows.

A soft laugh resonates from deep within your chest as you wrap your legs around his waist, pulling his body closer to yours. His warm breath dances across your face as you gaze into his piercing blue eyes, your arms gently pressing against his broad chest.

"And I really, really want to paint your nails." You pepper his exposed collarbone with tender kisses, lingering in the spots that elicit the most reaction. Your warm breath caresses his neck as you softly nibble on the sensitive skin. "Please."

His only response is a grunt. "Fine, fine. Stop teasing before I end up doing something you'll regret," he hisses when you nip at his exposed jugular and suck, leaving a mark. "Ah, fuck. I can't resist you."

"C'mon, weren't you just dying to paint my nails?" Dabi drawls, his husky voice sending shivers cascading down your spine.

Dabi extends his right hand, offering it to you with fingers elegantly spread on the bed. You take a deep breath, trying to steady your trembling hands as you hold the applicator brush. The brush, already coated in the rich black nail polish, teeters on the edge, threatening to drip onto the pristine bed sheet and leave its mark.

You're trying your best, really. However, Dabi forcefully slams his hardened cock against your drenched pussy, causing you to let out a helpless whimper as your vision bursts with a constellation of lights. Your grip on the applicator brush slackens, and it hovers precariously close to the sheets, threatening to leave a mark.

Dabi tsks, his movements becoming more relentless. Each thrust sends a jolt of pleasure through your body, leaving you breathless and craving more. The air fills with a mix of moans and the sound of skin slapping against skin, as you surrender yourself to the pleasure.

“Slo—slow down,” you mewl, your voice filled with desperation. Tears glisten in your eyes, teetering on the edge of rolling down your flushed cheeks. The intensity of his movements is pushing you to the edge, and you need a moment to catch yourself and savor the pleasure coursing through your being.

The bottle of nail polish now lays forgotten on the rumpled bed sheets; a tiny droplet escapes and stains the fabric. Dabi pressed his sculpted chest against your quivering back, entangling your sweaty bodies together. This closeness intensifies your connection, and you feel an electric current surge through your veins, leaving you yearning for more. You feel the ripple of his abs as he relentlessly thrusts into you. With each forceful impact, he claims you completely.

Dabi’s grunts fill the room, drowned out by your own desperate moans. You push the forgotten bottle of nail polish aside, and it clatters on the ground.

You seek out his outstretched hand, intertwining your fingers with his. His touch grounds you for a moment.

But the overwhelming stimulation proves to be too much — the relentless push of his hardened cock into your sopping wet pussy, the way his thick veins running down his shaft graze your gummy walls, the caress of his warm breath against the nape of your neck… 

Your body is ablaze.

His fingers tighten around your delicate throat. It’s what does it for you. With a desperate cry that echoes through the room, the floodgates of your second orgasm for the night burst open.

That same night, merely a few hours later, you find yourself perched on a barstool at Kurogiri’s bar, idly toying with the melted ice cubes of your gin and tonic. Toga settles on the adjacent bar chair, placing her piña colada on a colorful coaster as she twirls the vibrant, decorative cocktail umbrella between her fingers.

Across the bar, Dabi’s piercing gaze fixates on you, lips curling into a smirk that hints at mischief. You meet his gaze, narrowing your eyes in response. There’s a silent challenge passing between the two of you.

Toga observes your interaction, and her lips curl into a smug smile. “Say, Dabi,” she starts with a sly tone. “I can’t help but notice your nails,” she purrs, her voice laced with playfulness.

Shigaraki finishes the final touches to his signature whiskey sour, and flicks a quick glance towards Dabi’s hands, his interest piqued. A smirk tugs at the corner of his lips. “You’ve got more polish on your skin than the actual nails. Maybe next time ask your girlfriend for help.”

Dabi can’t help but snicker, his amusement evident. You shoot him a scowl, silently daring him to comment.

“Contrary to what you may think," he retorts, his voice laced with a smugness, “it was exactly my dearest girlfriend who painted my nails. I’m sure she’d have done a better job, had she not been too… preoccupied… with other activities.”

Twice can’t contain his disgust at the comment; the sound of his drink slamming against the counter echoes through the bar. The liquid spills and Spinner reacts swiftly, reaching for a wet towel to mop up the spreading mess. Shigaraki snorts, while Toga lets out a coo, shifting her attention to you.

Her fingers lightly graze the hem of your shirt, revealing a few deep-colored hickeys adorning your skin.

Author's note: uhm, first time writing smut lol 😅😅

[xhanelia]

What i feel about you based on your main agent (bad edition)

I will write the requests but i am in my writerblock era so hoping this will cure it. Love u all <33

Brimstone

Please stop smoking our entrance when we are the attackers please i beg you.

You never speak nor listen. We all know your mic and the whole team is either muted or you are basically deaf.

I have never seen a child play him so you are old. I mean old old. Like a dad or smth

Chamber

The chamber nerfs are a delusion you suck either way

Stop spending your whole 800 credit to a pistol that you will forgot for the rest of the game.

"I was in my prime before chamber nerfs guyss!!🤓🤓" Yea yea we get it.

Chyper

Can you stop saying "I kNoW eXAcLY wHErE U ArE" for five seconds?

You cannot aim so you place a setup that is unbreakable to attackers and letting your traps do all the work for you. How smart. (Thats me)

Cannot do shit when the last one left. You get one or two kills with your trap and u die middle of the round.

Deadlock

Stop placing sensors to our back, trying to hold the backsite but enemy can slow walk and bypass you u know? Then you be raging "I PuT a SeNSoR ThErE"

Istg if i get tangled down by your c one more time im gonna ragequit.

Your ult never gets anyone yet there is the whole five of the enemy team.

Fade

Your prowler shows no one, girl. Stop throwing it at the start of the round.

Stop trying to control your c you are losing so much time and its gonna get no one.

Ult when your team is near PLEASE. Its no effective if you are by yourself and scream "FACE YOUR FEAR" bcs you are the one that will be facing it.

Iso

No one mains iso.

Stop smurfing. Its no fun.

Go back to your own league. You coward.

Jett

You are a little child screaming into mic bcs you dashed forward to enemy and died.

Stop sitting onto the keyboard and actually aim maybe you'll get a kill.

Play with the team once. (I hate you with my whole heart)

Kay/o

You either never use your flashes or you blind just your teammates.

Your ult doesnt makes you undying you know? Stop running towards to the enemy like its new paradise.

The most avarage player. Middle fragging the whole game.

Killjoy

Just gives the info, maybe gets one or two kills because of the stupid dasher enemy jett and dies.

That turret be doing no damage if its on your team but be dealing 50+ if its on the enemy team.

Dont just sit there and wait FUCKING ROTATEEEE

Omen (my main)

Stop using c and teleport mid fight. Its no chamber tp or yoru tp. It takes time to teleport and takes time to handle the gun. You are going to die.

That blind hit no one. Stop being delusional and do not push. You are going to die.

If you do not know how to put a smoke when you close the 'astra' mode, do not. Place it slowly if requires. And again, if you dont do it fast enough, you are going to die.

Phoenix

STOP TROLLING YOUR TEAMMATES WITH YOUR MOLLY AND WALL ISTG I HATE YOU

That flash will hit you. It doesnt matter if the phoenix is on the enemy team or on your team. Or worse, both.

You are not that bad, you just need some humanity.

Sage

I hate you if you are an egirl that instalocks sage just to be a pocket sage to your eboy that plays reyna like reyna cannot heal herself. Stop. Also stop talking. Your voice irritates me.

Her voicelines are so unnecessary. Especially the ones at the start of the round.

We all know you are on top of your wall that closes mid. Dont peak. Also, stop throwing slows to OUR entrance.

Sova

Nobody is going to do anything about your arrow that you throw at the start of the round and showed three or four people. The team will still push. Stop trying to learn freaky arrows and waste your time.

Shock dart kill? What is that?

This agent is not friendly for beginners. Stop making your friends that just started the game play sova. They will show no information for you. Even being a pocket sage is better than a new-starter sova.

Viper

Its ok if you do not have linups. But if you do, then we all know that you havent touch the grass for a looong time and you probably smell like her ult. Please shower.

She be no mommy to you. She is kind of woman that rejects chamber, what made you think that she will even let you look at her way?

"Last player standing"

Yoru

Like kay/o. That flash is here only to blind you. Not the enemy.

Taking the spike and going to another site, saying you'll be back to us then will die and make it drop at the farest site possible. Either stop taking the spike or dont do this shit.

You either bottom frag or top frag. There is no in between. And you are probably 12-13 years old.

Astra

I have never seen someone mains, even plays astra.

So i have nothing to say. Im so sorry :(

Your smokes looks pretty tho. Keep it up!

Breach

You are a man that cannot stand woman. If a woman says anything bad about you, you will blind them, hit them with all of your abilities and do whatever it takes to make them unable to play the game. (Totaly not single-handed experience)

I hate your abilities. Very much.

I do not have any good experience about someone that plays this agent. Not a single one. I will dodge the game if someone picks breach no joke.

Gekko

Your molly is useless. I have seen once maybe twice that it kills somebody.

You have so much potential with wingman when you are the last one standing but wingman is the last thing that comes to your mind. Use it.

Why tf that trash is pickable and usable more than once??? Why?? (You are a nice person tho. Cannot move on without saying it.)

Harbor

Players that plays harbor are no joking. They are not here to learn the agent. They MAIN main him. But that doesnt makes a difference because this agent is close to useless.

Tbh he could have been my main if his abilities were a bit more versatile. Its just smoke and smoke. All about closing the sight of enemy. So fucking boring.

I bet if harbor was a girl, there will be so much people that would play him. Either way, he is boring.

Neon

Stop running and jumping around like an autistic.

You will never be able to nail those neon edits that you saw on tiktok. You look like an idiot while running towards enemy and dying first.

I hate her ult.

Raze

You are a child. A problematic one indeed.

Probably siblings with jett mains.

I bet even i could do better satcheling than you. (i have never played raze)

Reyna

I have no words.

Stop instalocking her. You are no useful.

Either top frag and smurf or bottom frag because your friends said that she is strong and you should play her. (0/11 powerspike. Yasuo of valorant.)

Skye

Just like kay/o and yoru. But that flash will hit the whole 10 that plays the game.

PLEASE HEAL I BEG YOU YOU HAVE HEAL PLEASE PRESS C PLEASEEEEEEE

Deserved nerfs tbh.

[our-trans-youth-experience]

ok tw sexual its kinda gross

ok so i am a "shorstack" type body type guy (not really! but i look very similar to that. think terezi pyrope or tavros nitram. also aradia megido)

my body is very feminine and very sensitive. i cry easily but i am a lot stronger mentally. it's just my body is not me at all and fails to replicate my feelings very well.

i feel like fetish material... i feel like if anyone loves me it's because the thought of a masculine sea dweller eboy mind with a hyperfeminine and crybaby body makes them horny. I'm afraid someone out there only wants to be close to me because of the thought of impregnating me. while I'm experiencing my phantom limbs or such.

how can i get over this? it makes me feel horrible about myself and is fueling my impulsive thoughts.

Don't have anything useful to mention myself (I'm aroace, romance-averse and sex-repulsed), but if anyone else has any thoughts/advice, please let me know!!

[p4r4sit3-10v3]

oh my god this clown thinks its just one person making fun of him emoji person & other guy lets make porn together. this guy has an insane amount of self hate in his heart & instead of working on it hes going after one of the most vulnerable groups in society (sex workers) for labelling themselves as part of a community he himself doesn't understand ("goth aesthetic", anyone? just call yourself an eboy and move on). whatever though. youll grow out of it, p4r4sit3-10v3. don't get pissy for not being able to accept the same shit you dish out. whatever though thats just my two cents. i'm an active member of my local goth community & some of the best people in it (and the "most goth", if you're hung up on the whole "sex workers can't be goth!1111!!1!!" thing) engage in sex work. would you say the same shit to a janitor?? are all janitors lazy and stupid for not "getting a real job"?? put some respect on the world's oldest profession & stop acting goofy. thanks though the gc is loving this little circus show youre putting on

I do think it's actually one person since you're anonymous and it shows that you're so pissed off, but if you're not lying abt your little minions, then you guys are a bunch of cowards hating anonymously. I bet it's bc you're exactly those ppl I specifically called out. Your attempts of 'making fun of me' are worthless and not working but okay keep on trying I still have my anons open for you to pour your heart out on how an insecure little bitch you are. Also I will respect the janitor and even the thief but never an OF bitch bc they don't deserve it. Janitors are not lazy nor stupid but your little group of ppl are. Now please tell the gc I said hi bc I don't want my little bitches to get all angry for not getting enough attention and tell them to turn to jesus.

[daydreaming-memories]

ME??? posting a para post????

what a nightmare!

@ohnoesmytacos remember the 28 vague para prompts??? soo uhhh.

yea. [please note this will look terrible </3 as I am taking screenshots for icons]

note this will be in multiple rbs as image limits

Above is the total 28 peeps.

1The most anxious quivering wet paper bag of a man who is technically an arsonist (by accident)

Here we have Aoi (She/her), she's a man who goes by she/her. she does not care. She's a gay man, and she's cis. She is an anxious quiver wet paper bag of a man, and did kill someone with fire to protect someone she cares about.

She helps out Parakusu (not pictured), Kokan (not pictured) and Monsuta (not pictured) with learning magic. She has pyrokinesis.

She has 2 children, although only one is still alive.

Could swap with Mr Pie but honestly fitting.

2He was just trying to be hot and morally grey in a video game and wound up Actually Killing A Lot Of People without even knowing it

Let's give it for Cell, He/they. he is the local barbie fan. I don't really know how to go about how this fits him but it does.

He is a trans bi king, and he loves his partners <3 also yes he is poly.

3The most gender motherfucker to ever walk the earth but also she kills people. like a lot of people.

This is Ennui! I use she/her for her although she typically uses mirror pronouns (Aka she would use the same pronouns as the person speaking, though clarification. I do not use she/her)

She 100% has killed a ton of people, and she is as you can probably tell the sin of envy.

4a MILF who may or may not be Actually Satan

Pastasgo, She/her + Fae/faer. I'm mainly using she/her as even though I go by fae/faer i am terrible at using the pronouns </3

a fusion of probably terrible people I've brought back from the graveyard of paras. would probably kick ur ass for fun.

5like if the tbh creature was a hitman

Limboheart is totally tbh creature. He/him and I also refered to him as an eboy to my friend when I finished the more humanoid design. He is a hitman but because he is so cute no one bats an eye.

Which yes is based on a lgbt fornite design for clothing, which the original yippie that is often associated with tbn came from talked about playing fortnite n drinkin cola. Also his general design is vaguely inspired by the game Catherine: Full body + Percy jackson's Grover underwood from the first film series lmao!!!

he's like that one tumblr post abt leela from futuruma doing twitch and Lionheart is Fry. where people when lionheart appears in the background will just send tons of lion/cat emojis.

6a 50 year old man who has technically died three times and he thinks it’s so fucking funny

It was a wheel spin for this spot but we have Kinx. He/him + Hes/Reh. but using he/him for simplicity wheeze.

People keep killing him for being a nusance but he keeps coming back lmao!!!

7hades. the actual god hades the one in charge of the underworld.

This is Mortem and he has like 6 bfs and 1 gf. He's god of death and controller of the underworld, he is the dad you wish you had.

<3 three parts after this one

[enzie-ki]

OOC || UNCANNY COUNTER S2E9 THOUGHTS

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

LET'S GET INTO IT

My Netflix was broken so I had 2 wait a while to watch this

BUT LET'S GET INTO IT

wigen!!!!!

MUN NOOO I ALMOST FORGOT U GOT UR MEMORY ERASED BY FURRY GIRL

WAIT IS WIGEN GONNA DIE

EXCUSE ME??

WIGEN WHERE R YOU

OH YOU'RE IN COMA LAND BECAUSE MUN IS IN A COM

Gelly your LAUGH

you're literally SCREAMING

Also Mr Hwang is going to k i l l you

did you forget that this man is super powerful

now is not the time to laugh you're getting the stranger things treatment

LEAVE MS CHU ALONE

GELLY U BETTER BE SO DAMN GRATEFUL TO MS CHU RN

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, KANG KI YOUNG, YOUR EYES ARE SO EXPRESSIVE DAMN

Gelly.

LEAVE HANA ALONEEE

bro MR Hwang what are you doing tk gelly

LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE YOU EVIL BASTARD

YUNG PEOPLE WHAT???

JEOK BONG GO ALREADY OLS

MR MA UR CHOKING HIM HE CANT ANSWER

MR MA PLEASE LEAVE MUN ALONE

CHAIRMAN SHOI WTF

FINALLY YOU HAVE A WEAPON

BUT A WHOLE AHH RAILGUN BRO

DAMNNNN

POP OFF GENTLEMAN

YUH EVIL SPIRITS YOU BETTER RUN

YOU MAY BE FROM HELL BUT CHAIRMAN CHOI HAS A GUN

BEST EQUIPMENT YESS KING

HOW MANY BULLETS DO YOU HAVE DAMNNN

MR MA BRO

DIDN'T U GET SHOT LIKE A MILLION TIMES

LEAVE MY HUBBY ALONE

wait yes use your training motak

USE YOUR TRAINING

HELL YEAH

BUT GO BACK TO SAFETY

wigen that place ur in is so pretty

MUN U BETTER NOT DIE

WAIT U CANT BCUS UR THE MC

yo su Ho what R u on about

the white ground?

OH IMPOSSIBLE TO RESTORE HIS MEMORIES

GELLY IMMA KILL YOU DEAD

motak your yung Partner is kinda annoying

MR MA S STOP USING TELEKINESIS TO REMOVE BULLETS

mr ma pls don't believe him

WAIT

YESSS

FINALLY

DONT BELIVE HIM

NOOO DONT ENTICE HIM BACK

pil Gwang with messy hair is mwah

MUN NOOOOO

chairman Choi bro stop yelling

OH SHIZWIZZLE I FORGOT MUN HAD GRANDPARENTS

they're so sweet💙💙💙💙

AHH IT'S HIS FRIENDS

JU-YEON YOU'RE SO SMART

I LOVE YOU AGAIN ALREADY UR LIKE A MINI MS CHU

noo don't cry please

imma cry if u cry

MOTAK R YOU GOOD

NOO HE'S STRESSED BECAUSE OF MUN

su ho please what are you on about

So much theorising but NO MATPAT

hana what are you doing?

OH NO UR MEMORY WALKING

DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WITH JI CHEONG SIN

MUN WHY ARE YOU AN EBOY

bro did you just say who are you??

EXCUSE ME??

WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVERYONE WILL DIE??

THAT'S WHAT CHEONG SIN SAID I THINK

OHH THAT MAKES SENSE

Su-ho you know literally everything

WIGEN NOOOOOO

NEITHER OF YOU R GONNA DIE AND I KNOW THAT BUT LIKE AAAAAA

ms chuuuuuu

you're doing the anime speech

who r these people

GELLY OMGSH

who is this freaking man bro

She's gonna kill youuuuu

THEY'RE MAKING FOOD FOR MUN AWWW THAT'S SO SWEET BUT SAD

MOTAK DONT BE STRESSED

UR OVERWHELMED

oh they're talking about 37 again

MS Chu do you have the key to this guy's house or something

37 NOOOOOO

NIGHTMARES ARE THE WORST

MS CHU HOW DID U FIND HIM

and ur still so kind

u better apologise

37 are u gonna remember

NOO HE'S CRYING

AND ALSO REMEBERING

SHE CANT EVEN TELL HIM I DONT THINK

AHH SHE CAN OK

THAT'S SO SWEET

bro knows Info good

WHERE'D U GO

motak what

AGAIN WITH THIS I CAN DO IT STUFF

AND THE THEME IS MORE UPBEAT NOW

WAHOO HE'S YOU CAN DO IT

RIPOFF HATTER DAMNIT

GELLY NOOOOO

Gelly stop being so nonchalant about this

u and your furry brass knuckles

JAE YOUL?? /37

GELLY LEAVE HANA ALONE PLS

HANA BE QUIET

JEOK BONG NOOO

HANA NOO

YOU AND YOUR MONKEY HYANA LAUGH

UH ohh hanas laughing, you're screwed gelly

HELL YEAH TAKEDOWN

WHY IS IT IN BLACK AND WHITE THO

OH BCUS GELLY CANT SEE IN THE DARK

ONE EYE

RIPOFF HATTER U BETTER NOT SHOOT NOBODY

ESPESH NOT MS CHU NOOO

ay

ayo???

So much just happened in like 2 seconds

firstly 37 where did u come from

second off NOO U GOT SHOT

YOU BETTER NOT DIE

PLEASE

NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEAL HIM ALREAFY

U BETTER NOT TRY AND SHOOT HER AGAIN

MOTAK IS GONNA KILL YOU

BRO DOUBLETAPPED HIM

YUHH GO MOTAK

GET WRECKED RIPOFF HATTER

GELLY UR SO SCREWED

ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO FEEL HER MOVEMENTS

NOO THERE'S LIGHT NOW

DID U LOSE YOUR OTHER EYE

OK U DIDNT

(the lighting is genuinely awesome, and Gelly piercing the walls with her furry knuckle spikes was such a good idea)

GELLY STOP TRYNA BE OMINOUS

AHH FINALLY TELEKINESIS

AND YOU BROKE HER BRASS KNUCKLE FINALLY

THAT WAS HER ONLY WEAPON ICE JUST REALISED

HAHA STOOBID

YEAH SUMMON HER PLS

bro Gelly u did not just say fine to that

U SOUND LIKE A DYING ANIMAL BRO

OK IT'S GONA FINALLY

WAHOO

Jeok bong ur so happy

BRO HOW IS IT DAYTIME ALREAFY

this is so wholesome!!!

theys all greeting their yung partners and it's all hunky dory

(I'm secretly very scared because Ji cheong sin is gonna show up in this ep I think)

MOTAK I LOVE U

AND ALL OF U

MUN AND WIGEN U BETTER BE CHEERING

MUN CANT BUT EH

MUN'S GRANDMA WHERE ARE YOU GOING

PLEASE

MR MA IS GONNA GET U

NOOOOOOOO

OIL DEMON U BETTER NOT HURT MY FAVOURITE OLD LADY

OK THANK GOD

WAIT MR MA IS GONNA USE HER TO GET TO THE COUNTERS NOOO

Gelly what

oh yeah you have no memories of the Counters now

BRO IS THAT MR HWANGS CAR

IT IS DAMNIT

don't patronise her

GELLY DONT SAY U REMEMBER

THAT'S ALL UR CONCERNED ABOUT MR HWANG

POWER THIS POWER THAT

LEAVE GELLY ALONE

NOO UR GONNA EAT HER

DAMNITTTTTT

THAT'S TERRIBLE OH NOOO

MR MA NOOOOO

LEAVE CHOI ALONE

OIL MONKEY

hana you're so brave

this is so emotional!!!

AYO IT'S MY BABY BOY

JI CHEONG-SIN

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOH BUT AT THE SAME TIME, HANA PLS BE CAREFUL

LEAVE MUN ALONE PLEASE

I WAS RIGHT THAT IS WHAT JI CHEONG SIN SAID

HES HAVING NIGHTMARES

IT'S THE WAY THEY JUST ROLL BACKWARDS FOR ME

MUN NOO

wait what is this

is this the hotel???

AHH IT IS

HE THINKS THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOOO

POOR MUN

JI CHEONG SIN YOU BASTARD U TRAUMATISED HIM

MUN DONT YELL

HOW IS SHE HERE IF SHE'S DEAD HM

LET HER SHOW U YES

HE'S RELIVING THE MEMORIES WAHOO

PLEASE BELIEVE MUN

NOOO HE DOESNT BELIEVE

WHY

WDYM UR EXHAUSTED

OH NO

NOT THE ACCIDENT

NOO

NOT THIS AGAIN

U CANT LET HIM SEE IT

WIGEN'S GONNA DIE TOO NOO

THIS IS SO INTENSE

YES HE STOPPED THE TRUCK

YESSSS

HE STOPPED EVERYTHING

He remembers finally!!

and his hair is going curly again!!

DONT CRY OR I'LL CRY TOO

NOT THE YOUNGER SELF NODDING TO HIM

YESS HE'S GONNA WAKE UP

AND WIGEN IS OK TOO

YAYYYYY

I CANT TAKE U SERIOUSLY WITH EBOY HAIRCUT THO PLS GO BACK TO NORMAL

IT'S CURLY AGAIN WOOHOO

HE'S BACK YAY

MY BABY BOY IS BACK

AND HIS HUMOUR HASN'T GONE

I'M SO GLAD THE EPISODE ENDS ON A HAPPY NOTE

TIME FOR THE POST CREDITS SCENE!

bro MR Hwang what R u doing to Mr ma

HE'S GONNA DO WHAT TO HIM

NAHH THAT'S SUCH A BIG CLIFFHANGER

CYA GUYS ON THE NEXT ONE OF THESE

TYSM FOR THE NOTES 💙💙💙

THE LINK TO THE NEXT ONE WILL GO HERE BECAUSE THIS REBLOG CHAIN IS MAKING MY PHONE LAG

OOC || UNCANNY COUNTER S2E4 THOUGHTS

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

glad we've got another furry lady (Gelly) to replace hyang-hui

If she hurts my baby I will break her acrylics

and also her spine

Pil Kwang and Mun are really just stranger things-ing it right now and I'm all here for it

It's giving eleven vs one but better because I like this show

Ah yes the power of a promise made you stronger good

how dare that man try and shoot chairman Choi if I snatch your weave this second

Gelly please stop with the scratching

So many problems would be stopped if people used their teeth as weapons

Getting choked? Bite. Getting held down? Bite. Jeok Bong I know you're new but please just bite her

MS SO IS BACK WOOHOO AND WONG IS GONE BOY GETCHA VAMPIRE LOOKIN-AHH OUT OF HERE

(he was kinda cool though)

oh damnit I forgot about the other Chinese counters

WAHOO MS CHU AND MS SO APPRECIATION

Chairman Choi you better thank Mun for saving you from that bullet

mo tak coming in with the tango disc pop off king

MS CHU WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU

CHAIRMAN CHOI IS SIMPING REAL HARD RN

DAMN ARE THEY GOOD AT DANCE

oh no jeok-Bong are you good

my poor baby noo

GELLY YOU DESERVED THAT I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE YOUR EYE WAS GONE BUT HELL IF YOU DESERVED IT

Pil Kwang why are you naked Pil Kwang why are you naked I don't care you just got out of the bath WHY ARE YOU NAKED PIL KWANG WHY ARE YOU

excuse me what is this wet monkey looking thing

you look like you smell of bin juice and petrol

STOP CORRUPTING MY MR. MA

STOP BREATHING IN HIS FACE TOO YOU'LL GIVE HIM BLACK LUNG

oh I really hope he doesn't get possessed but I have a very bad feeling he will

JEOK BONG WHERE ARE YOU

YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ME NOOOO

GELLY YOU FURRY BASTARD YOU SCARED HIM

NOW HE FEELS WORTHLESS ASDAGFJGKGASHKHF

HE BETTER COME BACK

I swear if its because his pores are clogged that his power stopped working or because he got punched I will cry

Jeok-Bong's dad stop comparing your son, that happened to me and it was BAD

My poor baby UnU

SEONG-SIK YOU BASTARD

HOW DARE YOU PUT MY BABY IN DANGER

LEAVE HIM ALONE

LEAVE THE DAD ALONE TOO

ayo why does this man have so much blood in his nose

AHH HIS POWER CAME BACK

HE JUST HAD TO GET GUT IN THE NOSE AGAIN

HELL YEAH GET WRECKED YOU STINKY BASTARD

GET HIM BABY WAHOO

PUT COW DUNG ON THAT MAN

MMMMM Y'ALL IN YUNG BETTER BE CHEERING

WELL DONE JEOK-BONG

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

TO ETERNAL OIL HELL WITH YOU EVIL SPIRIT

AWWW JONG-GUK ISNT MAD GOOD

WAIT HE'S 21?

I SMELL MORE BS IN THAT STATEMENT THAN JEOK-BONG DOES AT WORK GOSH DAMN

THE BIG BROTHER STATEMENT

Aww him and his dad are bonding again finally

This is so wholesome I'm going to cry

MHM UR MAKING YOUR DAD PROUD JEOK-BONG

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

No because tell me why Mun has such a good fashion sense

And Mo-Tak too

And Ha Na

All of them actually

Gelly I regret to tell you but that steak is raw

I hope you get food poisoning

STOP MAKING CONNECTIONS DAMNIT

LEAVE MR MA ALONE

NOO IT'S THE EVIL OIL DEMON THING

LEAVE HIM ALONE

YOU AND YOUR MONKEY SOUNDING VOICE BETTER SINK BACK INTO THE OIL OCEAN

Mo-Tak please relax you're like three 9 year-olds in a trench coat

KWANG AND GELLY

YOU BASTARDS

EVIL OIL DEMON STUPID

LEAVE MY MR. MA OUT OF THIS

HOW DARE THE EPISODE END THERE

[14dayswithyou]

▋REN LOVING HOURS/THIRST ASKS !

✦゜ANSWERED: To avoid flooding the dash with all of these asks, I'm just gonna compile them into one big "masterpost" ^w^

By pressing 'keep reading' you confirm that you are 18 or older.

Anonymous asked: man i want to smother ren with kisses and cling to him all day long then relentlessly ride him till' he's all fucked up and covered in love bites <33 

😳😏

Anonymous asked: can I just say that Ren has become a source of comfort for me? literally thinking of him while having a bad day at work, dealing with rude ppl or when the deprussy gorilla grips me too hard soothes the ache in my heart and makes things a lil easier to endure💗💗 ty for entertaining my ramble 

Wahhh I'm honestly so honoured to hear that Ren is a source of comfort for you! I'm glad he makes your day better, and I'm so sorry you had to deal with all of that >.< And thank you for sending in this ask!! (also "deprussy gorilla grip" hAD ME CRYIGN)

Anonymous asked: I feel so sorry for Ren because of his bad childhood.  I just want to give him a big hug and tell him that I'm there so he can finally relax and try to let it go. 😭 Can I ? Pls T-T

You can definitely do that!! He might start getting a bit emotional if you talk about his childhood though... ;v;

Anonymous asked: i'm thinking Ren is my new f/o 👀

Omggg??? I'd literally be so honoured!! It's seriously so heart-warming to know that people would wanna consider Ren as one of their F/O's ;w; <3

Anonymous asked: Ren is my comfort character. I didn’t realize till today because I went hiking and it was really high up. I’m afraid of heights and in that moment, I felt like I was going to fall off the cliff. Lmaoo it’s embarrassing but I thought of Ren and how he would have held my hands and made sure I was safe. I felt extra bad because the person I went hiking with totally ignored that I was afraid of heights and kept pushing me to go up higher :( 

aaaaa yes, Ren definitely would've done those things! He's very attentive towards your needs and emotions, so he would definitely hold both of your hands, comfort you, and make sure that you felt safe and secure. I'm sure he would even offer to carry you back down the cliff if you didn't want to look, or even find ways to take your mind off of the scary height. I'm so sorry you had to go through that experience though, and that the person you were with was so insensitive T_T

Anonymous asked: i want to cuddle the deranged hacker :(

The deranged hacker is currently shoving his laptop and tech aside and patting the space next to him for you to join :)

Anonymous asked: I get so soft when I put together that Ren's practically our childhood friend/stalker lmao I don't know, I'm a sucker for childhood friends stereotypes (which is why I also adore Leon, although Ren definitely takes 1st place), I feel like Ren could totally take advantage of it if he ever decided to tell us about the history.

Hehehehe game spoilers go brrrrr

Anonymous asked: loved so much your game is so good to play, Ren is so cute >.< , I'm sad he pretends to be someone else to please the MC :( I want to hug him and tell him he can be himself, poor guy deserves all the love that the world exists. ❤❤

Wahhh he'd definitely let you!! ;v;

Anonymous asked: i’ve never seen alt/eboy ren but i’m already ready to go fucking FERAL over the man :)

oh boy you're gonna have a blast once you reach day 9 >:)

@queenlilithprime asked: Ren: Respects pronouns, Respects our consent (not privacy tho), Adores us, wants us to be happy (with them), is willing to care for us, doesn't mind if we are disabled, loves spending time with us, and is willing to kill for us? Bestie I don't want a hero who would sacrifice me for the sake of the world, I want the villain who would sacrifice the world for me. Ren is practically super glued to my heart. (also sorry for always sending in asks I just love 14dwy so much it's all I think about 😭❤️😭❤️😭)

jkasfjkas Ren really said “All I want is for you to be happy :) Your needs come before my own :) I respect you so much and would never do anything to make you uncomfortable :) oh except when it comes to murder and stalking lol hehe :)” (where can I get a Ren irl?? T_T)

@whispereons asked: Simp time. I don't like getting hurt so soft yanderes are the best and Renren is the best. When I first saw the glimpse of his tattoos in the game I thought that he was secretly a demon and he kept the shirt on to hide his demon marks. That ring was supposedly a charm to keep his demon form a secret too. Blame my dumb brain for that. I find both 'Ren' and True hot but what makes him hotter is the gap moe. True being sub? Hot. Ren being dom? Hot. He can be my househusband and cook dinner with me

Demon/incubus!Ren confirmed???? 😳 But fr I'm happy to hear that you enjoy the duality between Ren and [REDACTED]!! The gap moe is real with him lmao

Anonymous asked: My poor heart is breaking for Ren and how his past was! I can now see why he has been clingy. Ren needs lots of love so if we MCs that follow Ren we'll glue ourselves to him 24/7 for EVERYTHING!!! Just knowing that when he's alone there is a chance that sadness creeps in from his past and we MCs can't have that!!! We'll mend your heart Ren even if we have to find every way to erase every feeling of sadness of your past! Seeing Ren smile is the best thing to come out of all that for MCs!

This is all he could ever ask for T_T <3

Anonymous asked: HDHDJGJWBEIDJS ARE RENS NAILS PAINTED BLACK?!!?? Any guys with painted nails immediately get 7 extra points to their attractiveness scale… congrats Ren you’re a solid 17/10 for me ❤️

he's a 10 but he paints his nails black and adds glitter to his middle fingers 🤔 (he's still a 10) But lmao I'm glad you like his subtle choice of self-expression!!

Anonymous asked: Hold up…Ren has glasses AND painted nails??? Sai are you trying to kill us with cuteness?! Sob- I’ve fallen and I can’t get up, help-

Ya girl's got a type and she's projecting it onto her OCs fkjfjkaf

Anonymous asked: Wanna give ren a makeover 

He'd definitely let you! Ren is also amazing at dying hair, matching different shades of black, and applying winged eyeliner; so feel free to ask him to give you a makeover as well!

Anonymous asked: Ren is so big and strong 👉🏻👈🏻 I've never loved a yandere so much, I just want to kiss his cute and sexy little body while I freak out because I'm kissing him 😳💖💕💖💕💓💗

this is almost as lewd as h*lding his h*nd.....

Anonymous asked: would fall in love with Ren from the moment I met him, he is so handsome and adorable, and since I love cute men I would be on my knees and laughing like an idiot like a schoolgirl in love

Looks like his plan worked lmao :')

Anonymous asked: Me:*gotta find that college thot cuz Renren is not all rough and tough* Switch to woohoo scene Me: oh darling *dash to Renren like a lightning bolt*-🍀

Okay lightning McQueen, i see u!! Kachow!!!! But lmaoooo "college thot" TOOK ME OUT💀

Anonymous asked: i’ve been playing this game everyday for the past week or so and i’m obsessed with [rendacted]… need him and his eboy fuckery so bad, it’s not even funny. all he needs to do is take off the haruko wig and dress like he does at home and i’ll be moving in with him myself on the 1st day and lending him my underwear real quick.

Bro just pull a reverse-Ren and break into his apartment when he least expects it :') You'd get all the [REDACTED] eboy eye-candy you could ever ask for lmao

Anonymous asked: [REDACTED] ren supremacy 🫶🏻

friendship ended with renren supremacy, now [REDACTED][REDACTED] supremacy is my new tumblr tag

Anonymous asked: MC: Ren you are so hot, cute, adorable, sexy, gorgeous and perfect~

He's currently a blushing puddle of goo on the ground right now <3

[stellocchia]

Since people often seem to think that Tommy’s and Dream’s dynamic is something that was established in season 2 and sorta came out of nowhere before that, I thought I’d finally take a look at the evolution of it throughout season 1. 

From here on out, of course, I’ll be talking exclusively about the characters. It is also to be kept in mind that season 1 was a LOT less scripted, so there may be streams and moments that I leave out as they don’t seem to be too impactful or they lack canonicity. So sadly the whole stream where they build Church Prime that has Dream comparing himself to God for 2 hours has to go...

 This will undoubtedly be an EXTREMELY long one, so be prepared for it...

Let’s go step by step in chronological order, shall we? 

THE DISCS WAR PREQUEL

By now a lot of people know that the Disc Saga wasn’t actually started by Tommy, but here’s a refresher anyway: Ponk started it off by pranking Sapnap’s base, in retaliation Sapnap burned down Ponk’s lemon tree. With this Ponk allied himself with Alyssa and the two started a war against Sapnap. 

Later Tommy joins the server. Tommy obtains the first netherite cheestplate in the server and it’s promptly stolen by Sapnap. Later again Sapnap uses the netherite chestplate to blackmail Tommy into joining his fight against Ponk and Alyssa. Tommy just refuses ang gets his armour back, but he considers Sapnap’s offer because of: Alyssa setting him on fire and Tubbo (who was mostly neutral but leaning towards Ponk and Alyssa) had made him loose his stuff the day before.

Dream arrived then to stop the fighting, but Sapnap and Tommy decided to kill him instead (non-canonically of course). Sapnap killed him twice and Tommy once. In retaliation Dream stole Cat and Mellohi. Sapnap stole one of the disks back and then they retrived the other one and Tommy hid them near his base.

So what does this tell us? Tommy most definitely wasn’t the one who instigated the conflict, nor the one who escalated it. YET, he was the only one Dream focused on. And remember, while a proper coherent storyline didn’t exist back then we know that the wars were at least somewhat scripted (thanks to cc!Dream telling us so on the Eboys Podcast). They also kept their characters characterization pretty consistent throughtout, which means we had the first hints of their dynamic all the way back here.

ESCALATION OF THE DISC WAR

(From Tommy’s main channel it’s: “Dream is a Psychopath.”)

Everything could have been over then, but Dream was still pissed he lost, so he removed all the floring of Tommy’s base (escavating all the dirt from in front of it) in order to find the disks and take them back. At this point, after once again stealing the disks, Dream asked Tommy for his netherite chestplate (again, only one on the server at the time) in exchange for them. Also, an actual conversation they had: 

Tommy: “Dream! Was this you that destroyed my entire base and re-named the sign to ‘BitchBoy enterprise?!” 

Dream: “I didn’t touch the sign. I didn’t destroy your base either it’s just the f- the dirt” (note: as I said before, all the dirt was removed, but, hey, he didn’t touch the chickens and the carrot farm!)

Also:

Tommy:“Dream, you removed the ENTIRE floor of my base” 

Dream: “It’s YOUR fault. It’s your fault...” 

T: “How is it MY fault?!” 

D: “‘Cause you hid the disks!” 

T: “Yeah, because they’re MY disks!” 

D: “You hid the disks and I’ve taken them back, okay?”

If this doesn’t sound like the beginning of the Obsession Arc, I don’t know what does! 

But, in all seriousness, even back then for c!Dream the key of everything in the server was Tommy, though at the time he was just “the reason for conflict”. Still it’s pretty obvious that the disk conflict could have ended before it started if Dream didn’t decide to escalate things (though, as it’s obvious by the conversation, he blames his own actions on Tommy as we see him do in later seasons).

Anyone wondering about the gravity of Tommy killing Dream once non-canonically before this: In this video Dream kills both Tommy and Tubbo twice in the first 10 minutes. Yeah, he’s not any better. Btw, this is the video with the fight they then mimicked in the finale and they actually loose this one as well. 

Tommy: “What is your obsession with this disks? Why don’t you just give them back?” 

Dream: “No because I can get something in return for them, I don’t care about the disks”

Oh what simpler times when blackmail was just simple old blackmail to obtain material possessions... 

Btw, this one ended with basically a double scam where Dream gave them fake disks and they logged off with both the fake disks and the netherite chestplate.

(Main channel: “mission: kill dream (FINALE)”)

Tubbo: “Please do not tell me you have sentimental attachment to the bullshit disks...”

Early theme of attachment back in season 1. Either way Tommy has been portrayed as an extremely sentimental character that develops attachments scarily fast from all the way back in season 1. C!Dream’s idea of him he expresses in the finale isn’t born from nothing.

Anyway, Tubbo and Tommy use the composter glitch to find Dream’s base to try and get back the disks, but they aren’t there, so they end up going for the original exchange, this time with no scamming included. Tommy get’s his disks back, while Dream gets Tommy’s netherite chestplate. Just to point out: at this point Dream was the one completely at fault. Tommy was dragged into a war he wasn’t involved in and yet was the sole one to be punished for it and Dream couldn’t just accept a defeat so heavily griefed Tommy’s base and stole back HIS posssession. Dream is the main instigator here, yet he blames it ENTIRELY on Tommy from the start. Literally their dynamic started off pretty f*cked. 

Still, since Tommy didn’t want to keep risking loosing stuff to Dream for the disks he decided to make an ender chest for himself. He gets some blaze powder and ender pearls from Punz in exchange from an apple (that was too sweet not to include) and then, when it comes to getting the obsidian is when Dream realizes what he’s been doing. You’d think he’d be fine with it considering they already had a “fair” exchange (aka Dream’s blackmailing had been succesful), but nope. He hunts down both Tommy and Tubbo, but fails in killing them and they manage to put the disks away safely.

L’MANBURG BEGINNING

As we know Wilbur founded L’Manburg and Dream did not like that, so he declared war on them. Here’s the speach: 

“Tommy! (pause) And Wilbur and the rest of L’ManChildburg, we are at war. There is no mercy. We’ve burnt down Tubbo’s house. We’ve planted tnt cannons around your land. We have cobblestone walled the outside and we shot ONE warning shot inside your walls ans an explosion and we have NO MERCY! NO MERCY FOR YOU! Do you understand? We will come! We’ll burn down your houses, we will kill anything inside your walls and we’ll take back the land that is rightfully ours if you do not surrender. I want to see WHITE FLAGS! WHITE FLAGS OUTSIDE YOUR BASE BY TOMORROW, AT DAWN, OR YOU’RE DEAD!”

So, a couple of things to unpack here:

1) Dream first and foremost singles out Tommy who, if you all remember, was NOT the leader of L’Manburg. He was barely Wilbur’s right hand man and had only been confirmed as such recently at that point. He is not the leader and YET, in how the speach is enunciated it’s obvious that it’s directed at him specifically.

2) For anyone wondering if Dream could be considered a villain back in season one: so far the people from L’Manburg had done nothing but frolic in the flowers. They were a group of pacifists that refused to use any armour and Dream’s reaction to them is to kill them all and burn anything they built. And he’s doing all this because he thinks he’s entitled to all of the land in the smp and even something as small as og L’Manburg had no right to exist free of his rule.

(Always from the main channel: “Doomsday.”)

Two important things for their relationship happen here: Dream deciding, out of everyone, to kill Tommy specifically in the final control room and the duel (or more so the result of the duel). 

It is something back then no-one wondered about, but why would Dream, the leader of the Greater Dream SMP, go after the second in command instead of the leader? Possibly for the same reason he singled out Tommy in the declaration of war? Possible foreshadowing of their future dynamic?

Also, may I mention that Dream was the one to add the condition that, on top of not getting independence for L’Manburg, Tommy had to give up one of the disks (mellohi) if he lost? And Dream being the one to mention it is the reason why Tommy knew they were valuable to him in the first place. It’s the reason why Tommy proposed the deal of his disks for L’Manburg independence (which worked, which tells us a whole lot about when Dream’s obsession withe the disks started. Man was willing to take an L to have THAT sort of control over Tommy already in season one)

POGTOPIA

Jump to when Tommy and Wilbur get exiled. A lot happens here, but, for the function of this analysis, I’ll only be talking about what pertains to Dream’s and Tommy’s relationship. 

So, at the beginning of exile Dream offers his support for Pogtopia leaving a chest specifically for Tommy (once again, not Wilbur, the leader, but Tommy. He also gives Tommy a lot more stuff then Techno who was arguably a much more valuable asset). In the chest there was: a full set of netherite armour, 3 stacks of ender pearls, an enchanment table, a netherite sword, Dream’s crossbow (”Definitely not penis”), a stack of golde apples, 1 enchanted golden apple, 1 stack of diamonds, 17 obsidian, 3 potions of strenght, a stack of steak and a book written by Dream called “Tyrant” which, again, is addressed soley to Tommy. (In the book he basically says that he doesn’t like Schlatt and that he’s only going to help from the shadows because he can’t directly involve himself). 

Now, for the standards of the time, that was A LOT of stuff. Dream clearly wasn’t half-assing his support to Tommy there (I’d say to “Pogtopia” but, again, it was all specifically for Tommy). He keeps up his help when he intervenes in favour of Tommy in the Battle of the Lake (from the vods channel: “TommyInnit, Dream & Technoblade TEAM UP (dream smp war)”). Before that however he also helps Tommy to lava cast (or attempt to) the Eiffel Tower (built for Karl’s and Sapnap’s honeymoon). For this battle Dream also gives Mars (Sapnap’s and George’s fish) to Tommy (together with quite a few more ender pearls). Their relationship up until this point seems to have improved quite a bit with Tommy immediately trusting Dream again (he seems to be always inclined to trust Dream much in the same way he’s always inclined to trust Wilbur) and Dream seemingly being supportive (although that was actually because he needed both Manburg and Pogtopia to disappear as we discovered later on). 

Fast forward again we have the moment when their relationship sours again: Dream provides Wilbur with the tnt. With this momement we have the confirmation that Dream truly was only siding with them for his own self-interest (as he always considered L’Manburg as his own propriety, independence or not, and he wasn’t happy with Schlatt wanting to expand and being morw ambitious then Wilbur ever was) and Tommy also looses part of his trust in him, though not completely. 

You see, their relationship is a bit more complex then that. In season 1 even when Tommy and Dream were enemies there was never really much bad blood between them. And when I say this I mean that Dream in particular didn’t let there be much bad blood between them, but I’m getting ahead of myself.

After Quackity joins Pogtopia they try to make a plan to get L’Manburg back that would not include blowing it up. After that fails (from the vods channel: “Dream BETRAYS TommyInnit during the Dream SMP Meeting...”) and Fundy joins Pogtopia as well Dream announces that Schlatt gave him something “more valuable then frienship” and he’s now siding with him and leaves the Pogtopians announcing that there is a traitor among them. 

Wilbur: “Dream just wants to be on the side of the rebellion and now that we are the dominant force technically... isn’t that right Dream? Would you say you just want to be on the other side? You just want to be on the other team?” 

Dream: “No I- I don’t think so...” 

Tommy: “Dream’s the good guy Wilbur” 

D: “I think I’d say that my interest is in myself”

So, despite everything, Up to this point Tommy still trusted Dream. Fully trusted him. But now, soon after this conversation, Dream explicitely tells them that he never considered them “friends” they were “convenient allies” for him (a mindset that he carries on later on and brings to an extreme). 

Now you’d think that was the breaking point right? I mean the whole vod was also titled “Dream betrays Tommy” and Dream just left them telling Tommy specifically that no, they were not friends (though Tommy didn’t agree on that point, much like with Techno later on). But that’s not were Dream leaves it. 

First he allows Tommy back in his old base to get some stuff once they’re alone (despite having just said in front of Wilbur, Quackity and Fundy that he’d stab him if he tried going back)

Tommy: “I just don’t understand, why would you team with Schlatt?”

Dream: “Tommy... I’m a business man, you know what that’s like”

T: “No I don’t”

D: “Well you do, of course you do”

God since exile that damn soft condescending tone he does hits me so different... anyway. As you see as soon as he’s alone with Tommy he starts being more friendly, less formal. He also takes on a more menacing persona (I really don’t know how he manages to do both at the same time... no wait, exile. He acts more like how he did in exile). Anyway the switch is actually pretty interesting to see. 

Tommy: “Why would you not team with us?”

Dream: “Tommy... I’ve never been on your team. I have never been on your team, ever!” 

T: “Well I’ve been in your team...”

D: “Wel I- I’m not saying you have. I’ve never been on your team. I’ve never been on anyone’s team” 

And with this we are done with their important interactions for this stream, but wait! They have a war in a few days, right? Well, Dream makes sure to spend that time with Tommy. Like, a lot of it. 

All of “Dream bullies TommyInnit for having low viewers.” Is Dream following Tommy ominously around while mildly inconveniencing and somewhat helping when they’re supposed to be enemies (it’s literally one of my favourite vods, it’s great! It was also the one vod that sparked the “Dream is obsessed with Tommy” theory in me. Yes I’ve had it from all the way back then, but I also was right, so...). 

Tommy: “Okay, so you know how we’re going to war in 7 days time?”

Dream: “Yes”

T: “like, ME and YOU are going to war...”

D: “Yes”

T: “Yes, yeah so I need to- I- it feels very strange to be- I need to prepare for THAT”

D: “Well, what do you need?”

Dream then proceeds to half-help him half-stop him from getting gold in the nether. The whole vod is like this. It definitely has a very weird atmosphere as it’s clear that both of them are fully aware of their respective roles in their upcoming war, but Tommy doesn’t know what to do and Dream is clearly willingly ignoring it all. It’s pretty jarring to watch tbh (together with being a hilarious vod to watch) and it helps starting to paint the picture of Dream having the level of dependence on Tommy that we know he has now.

Then there is “TommyInnit, Dream & Sapnap's PET WAR FINALE” which is LITERALLY THE DAY BEFORE THE WAR. Here Dream, once again, decides to spend the whole time with Tommy. He helps him against Sapnap (who is Dream’s ally) and even decides to lead Tommy to Sapnap’s and Punz’s secret base where they keep their animals and starts encoraging him to kill them. Tommy, of course, refuses and the whole pet war finishes with Sapnap and Tommy releasing Mars and promising to be friends once the war was over. 

Like, honestly, if anyone in Pogtopia had known about this interactions maybe they could have suspected Tommy of being the traitor for legitimate reasons instead of misinterpreting him entirely as a person and thinking he just wanted to be president... and you’d think that, maybe, THAT was Dream’s goal, but... not really? He always made sure to spend time with Tommy when there was no-one from Pogtopia around. In all 3 of this vods he is drastically different when they’re alone and, I mean, he stopped hidining how he is with Tommy only during Doomsday (when he gave his speach on the obsidian grid to Tommy, not caring that Tubbo and Quackity were both there).

To finish it off, we know that season 1 ends with Dream fighting alongside Technoblade and nothing else of significant happens for their relationship. Still, I hope this was comprehensive enough to show that, most definitely, his obsession with Tommy and the having power over Tommy is not a new concept for Dream. It’s something that got worse with time, but it’s most definitely not something new. The main thing that changed throughout season 1 and 2 was Tommy’s perception of Dream (which went from easy trust and friendship to hatred and fear), not vice versa.

Also may I add that Dream's constantly acting friendly when they most definitely aren't is probably one of the reasons why Tommy was so predisposed to accepting Dream as his friend in exile? Just a thought...

@ladycatland

[rainy-sys]

alright that’s it ive had it up to here. someone draw me some designs of a dsmp/heathers the musical au

did i catch your attention?? cool, this is a long post, details under the cut

cw for everything in heathers bc it has pretty heavy topics, if you are squeamish, please do not read further

• wilbur isnt jd here, d r e am is, and he’s built like his old eboy looking skin. the one with white hair and a suit n stuff. mans dressed like jd though, which means he looks like wilbur, but he’s not. and it’s also funny bc this specific skin is drawn so fancy all the time but this one is just. a raccoon you found in the alley that offered you a cherry slushie

• pre-death (preferably like,, pogtopia time) wilbur is veronica, because my brain said “fuck you”. also his theme is blue and it makes me happy because ghostbur <3 and veronica’s fake unalive scene he looks like ghostbur. sobbing this hurts me too okay i dont want to think about it too hard either. anyway semi-unhinged wilbur without his coat. blue highlighter fucking bitch (affectionate) AND AND. HIS BROTHER IS ALSO THERE. AND ALSO. ANGST BECAUSE YK HOW VERONICAS MOM WALKS IN ON THE FAKE DEATH?? NAH NAH. TWAS TOMMY.

idk where to drop this but this is actually in a college. tommy is in highschool though and knows ranboo and tubbo, they are all 18 because that’s senior year and bee boy needs to be old enough in my mind to have graduated early and because of the “flirting” n shit that’s pulled when ranboo gets stuck having to deal with mex

• the heathers are schlatt quackity and george, schlatt being red, quackity green, and george yellow. listen: schlatt dies by drinking canonically, and why did heather c need a drink?? and also its another form of poisoning!! also he’s a mythic bitch in canon anyway. and also george. with the uh. with the sleeping pills. plus quackity canonically always getting brushed off and stuff.

• “who are the jocks” theyre toned down like hell (because hell no i hate the jocks and my brain automatically filtered it down to them just not knowing how to actually flirt) but they’re mexican dream and ranboo. listen. listen. ranboo’s very mentally ill okay. mex got to him like “eyy man i heard you like football eyy me too do you not have any football friends??? broooo let me teach you how to talk to people man” and ranboo was like “oh cool thanks :D” and then his little mind got corrupted and he just. doesnt know any better. nor does mex because of his canonically fucked up home life both dsmp-wise and musical-wise. the jocks overall radiate “NAHH THERAPY?? GET A ‘THERAPIST’?? MAN THOSE ARE FOR PUSSIES NO WAY” energy. and i know i said college but listen okay i have a solution. ranboo is tall as fuck and plays good because of how fucking skinny and lanky and tall he is. hes hard to fucking catch. he’s college level. he’s on college team. case closed. anyway most of the very bad flirting is done by mex and ranboo just kinda nervously laughs along because “god damn gotta keep up appearances :D” and because he thinks that’s what normal flirting is. “HEY WHAT ABOUT THE FAKED GAY UNALIVE WHERE THEY ACTED LIKE THE JOCKS WERE GAY FOR EACH OTHER??” yeah in this au, wilbur and dream made up that those two were hiding they were gay, but they didnt try to imply that they were gay for each other. anyway *proceeds to cut out the entirety of dead gay son*

• martha is tubbo because i may be a little bit of a sucker for some beeduo angst. yk bc this is the musical version. also tubbo’s overall little childlike innocence sorta thing. and also he’s just a little quirky. he seems like he’d be the best fit, plus that’s what my brain did. also i love him. “tubbo underscore, my brothers best friend since they were in diapers” theyre besties your honor <3 “but this is in college??” yeah yeah but here’s the solution: tubbo graduated early so he’s like the youngest guy in college. “no friends?? nothing to distract you from your studies!! ;v;” thats another reason hes bullied and hated, everyone calls him a nerd bc he graduated early yk???

• “but but but the romance thing between jd and veronica????? with dream and wilbur??????” yes?? are we going to have a problem??? you got a bone to pick?????? (/ref) anyway i didnt choose this, this idea overall came to me from like four (4) scenes in a dream.

and before you artists start (if this gets anywhere), i would like to mention that one of the things that was consistent from the musical that projected onto the characters were uh. the outfits. so anyway i dare you all to draw my 3 smp heathers in their skirts. and make them sassy as fuck

ANYWAY IF THIS GETS ANYWHERE, GO FUCKING WILD EVERYONE. AND PLEASE TAG ME.

[cheelduh]

How to tie up a cute boy

(Highschool Au)

Pairing: Childe x fem!reader

Parts: 1  2  3

Word count: 4K

Warnings: Swearing, Scaramouche abuse, no Signora slander this time, shit humour.

Synopsis: "Why are you doing homework?" Childe groans, rolling off to the side and kicking off the blanket to expose himself in nothing but a pair of boxers. "I'm literally right here, naked and defenseless. Why aren't you taking advantage of me?"

Note: Unedited yet again besties. Tysm for reading :) I got Childe after losing him to mf MONA, istg it was the most stressful moment of my life.

The clock ticks with its pendulum, ridiculing you as it holds the time. The gentle whirring of the air conditioning in the background serves as the icing on the cake to your pent up aggression.

You try not to glare at your phone too much after receiving a text from Childe that told you not to worry, that his dad picked him up and that he was in the comfort of his home, letting the flu blow over.

It took a lot of convincing from his part earlier that morning to get you to go back and actually attend the rest of your classes, making sure to check up on him every break plus the additional "bathroom breaks" you usually never take while in class.

"I can't let you get in trouble for me." He murmured with a small smile that pumped your blood a little faster than usual. "I'm fine, really. Don't worry your pretty little head."

You do exactly that.

You don't even know why you're so worried. He's sick, not dying. Not to mention, you aren't even his girlfriend let alone his friend to care so much. 

Your intrusive thoughts don't waste any time. You latch onto the one thought that takes over. He's probably dead. Lying in his bed in a heap of pillows, passing peacefully while his parents are in the other room. He's dead.

Okay, he's not dead. You intrusive thoughts sure do one hell of a job. He'll be fine, and in no time he'll go back to being a reckless distraction in your life that you need to surpass. Just another obstacle to add onto the list of things life has thrown at you.

But for an obstacle, he sure is kind of cute.

You refrain from bashing your head on the desk. School isn't really a preferred environment on your list of top ten places to shrivel up and die.

Speaking of death and all that is evil, why is Childe always on your mind? He takes up every nook and cranny of your day, constantly, and truth be told it's starting to boil your piss.

Every time you close your eyes you see his smug smile, and hear his stupid laugh. He's an annoying little prick who gets a rise out of exasperating you. Yet here you are, terrified by the warmth that blossoms in your heart when you so much as hear his name.

The final bell rings at long last, conveniently before you bite your tongue to avoid screaming, and not another second is wasted once you launch yourself out the door. You dodge through the crowd of students in the hall that are buzzing in excitement from it being a Friday afternoon, and you would be too if you weren't so damn hung up over a ginger with a battlekink.

Locker in view, you make a beeline and spend the next two minutes fumbling with the lock in your hands.

"Woah there cutie," Lisa speaks up playfully. "At this rate you'll break the poor lock with your bare hands."

For a moment you're surprised at her sudden appearance, but then remember that it's normal for her to worm her way anywhere.

"It's just—this lock is being dumb okay? It has no reason being a pain in my ass but it wakes up every day and chooses violence." You hiss through your teeth, a sharp metallic ring invading your ears when you lose it and jostle the combination lock against the door of your locker.

Lisa winces, but smiles teasingly nonetheless. "Want me to give it a try?"

"Please."

Lisa has the door open at record speed.

"I love you Lisa." You confess wholeheartedly, gripping at your chest. "I love you so much—"

"Yeah yeah," She waves you off with a grin. "Now hurry up and go save your boyfriend from the common flu. Archons knows he won't make the night."

You flush at the word "boyfriend" and don't give much thought to the insinuation that lies within the rest of her sentence.

Sliding your skateboard under an arm, you spin on your heel just to bump straight into Scaramouche, who's won the scowl of the century on his face. He's the last person you want to see right now, but apparently the universe wants to have a pissing match with you.

"Give this homework to that idiot Ginger." He shoves a stack of papers into you. "Tell him that once he's done circling the drain, I'm gonna kick his ass." He then leans in, murderous glint in his eyes. "And if you ever touch me again I'll take a shit in your cereal. That's not a threat, it's a promise."

You shiver at the thought of him squatting on your Cheerios, hands becoming clammy as you try and justify yourself. "It was an accident."

Your pitiful excuse earns you nothing from the navy haired boy. "It'll be an accident when I murder your entire family, three generations over."

"Hi Mona!" You wave excitedly over his shoulder at the body of students that are totally not Mona. With elation he fails to conceal, Scaramouche turns to look at the speed of light.

You take the chance to make your escape—not before waving to Lisa, chuckling to yourself. He's down bad.

With great expertise you file your way through the flock of students chattering near the entrance. , you confidently place your skateboard down on the sidewalk, ready to—

Wait—where does he live again?

You sigh heavily, ignoring the sadness as you thank the universe internally for pulling the reigns on your disastrous plan. Checking up on Childe at his house? With his family present? Making a complete fool out of yourself? What are you thinking? The possibilities are horrendous. He probably doesn't even think of you like that, he just likes a challenge and you pose as one.

You turn away to make a run for it in the direction of your home, all the while ignoring the nagging worry in your chest for Childe. He's probably fine anyways, you don't need to check up on him, and if you did he'd likely find a way to spin it and tease you relentlessly.

Although somehow, the thought of being teased by him isn't as dreadful as you'd like it to be.

Suddenly, an idea graces you, one that guarantees your misery by sating your obligation to check up on Childe. A litany of curses escape your mouth. Genius really, the amount of ways you can think of doing something that'll end in your demise.

"Adeptus Xiao." You whisper apprehensively, already regretting your decision. "Adeptus Xiao." Glancing around your surroundings, you barely notice the shadow that looms over you at your backside.

"What do you want mortal?" Unbeknownst to you, he strikes out of nowhere, making you jump back several meters. You manage to muffle a surprised shriek.

Xiao is Venti's -6 ft boyfriend, the vicious epitome of an eboy. He has a scaled tattoo covering up the majority of an arm, a few piercing holes in his ears, all matched up with a disinterested look. Somehow, he always appears out of nowhere if you call out his name. It's sort of disturbing in a way.

His amber eyes pierce through you, forcing a shudder of fear and dread to lace your blood, almost as if he can sense you shittalking him in your head.

With shaky hands, you ask, "Can you tell me where—"

"No."

"You didn't even hear me ou—"

"No."

"Please?"

He refuses to at least pretend to think about it for a moment.

"No."

"Why?" You frown, stomping your foot on the ground childishly.

"Because." He retorts with a lack of interest, but doesn't further explain his point. English teachers must love this kid.

"Okay," You say slowly, casually inspecting his form as you come up with an idea, briefly remembering Lumine mentioning it to you. "How about I give you my share on almond tofu Tuesday."

The lack of interest on his face wavers slightly. Bingo.

"What do you want mortal?" Xiao mutters gruffly, arms crossed, face morphing into subtle annoyance.

You wrack your brain for a proper answer. You can't just outright ask him or it'll seem like you have a thing for Childe, which you unfortunately do, but you'd like to keep a semblance of integrity. Ah yes, the homework!

"I gotta deliver these to Childe." You outstretch the pile of worksheets in your hands. "Except I don't know where he lives. Can you tell me?"

Xiao's eyes glint with danger. "Did you summon me for the trivial task of giving you an address?"

You nod furiously.

"Do humans have no shame?" Its rhetorical. Expressionlessly, he closes his eyes with intent focus, doing what you assume to be locating Childe's exact location.

He blinks an eye open, reaches a hand out. "Give me your phone." Palm waiting.

You hand it over to him almost desperately.

One glance at your bubbly phone case and he doesn't even try to hide his distaste. He taps a few times, then hands it back to you almost immediately.

On the screen is maps, and Childe's home is about a fifteen minute walk away.

Your jaw drops in disbelief. "How did you do that?"

"Easy," He mutters, leaning back against the school gate as the remainder of students walk past the two of you. "Locating demons that need subjugating is but a simple task."

There's a pregnant pause. Demon.

"Childe's a demon?" You gasp, even though you've always had your suspicions. Hence the reason you invest so much in demon-cancelling charms.

"What? No." He mutters with a roll of his eyes, and you note that his irritation grows the more questions you ask. "I had a physics project with him last semester."

That's why the charms don't work.

Your mouth forms an o, in fear that if you keep this conversation going on any longer, he'll snap at you. Especially when your next line of interrogation involves how he's able to appear and disappear into thin air.

It's a magic trick you'll want to master whenever Il Dottore has another conniption fit in the middle of the hallways after Kaeya tells him he looks like he has skid marks.

"Thank you." You say instead, trying to preserve his regard, but by the time you meet his gaze he's already gone with the wind.

—

Childe's home is surprisingly humble, considering the amount of fat stacks of cash he carries around in his fanny pack so care-freely. It's a normal suburban home from what you can tell, a little bigger than normal with a double garage, neatly mowed lawn and a few forgotten decorations from the windblume festival. A series of water guns lay forgotten near the entrance, making their presence known when you stumbled upon them.

It's hard to remain unphased. Especially since such a normal looking home has bred someone as ruthless as Childe.

Maybe it not the home, you think. Maybe it's the way he was raised. You recall a few glimpses of his mother in middle school, but because of your worse for wear memory retention, you can't ballpark her personality type.

As your thoughts wander further down to his parents and early childhood, villain origin story and what not, you're pulled out of your concentration when the door opens. The possible implications of being here are most definitely not in your favor.

Childe's mother is a stunning woman in her mid-forties who sure as hell doesn't show it in that jaw-dropping sapphire dress, topped off with a brilliant smile that makes your knees weak. Like mother like son, you suppose.

With her sudden appearance, strangely enough, you can remember how good her tiramisu bites are.

You take a moment to respond, swallowing thickly, only to stare at her stupidly.

His mother doesn't waste another second before ushering you in, oblivious to your star-struck expression. "Y/N? L/N Y/N? My have you grown. I remember when you were only this tall." She lifts her hand up a little above her waist, the jewels on her fingers dazzling with every movement. "How is your mother doing?"

"She's doing alright, busy with the clinic." You're able to find your words, smiling back at her, able to get somewhat familiar with her warmth. "I hope I'm not intruding. Childe forgot some homework." You say, heaving the short stack up.

"Ajax?" She laughs, shaking her head in disbelief. "I can't believe he's going by that now. I wonder when this phase will be over. He may act tough but he's such a softie, has the biggest heart."

You, in between concealed emotions and giggles that threaten to leak, try to hide the oncoming grin but it's impossible. "Well he's got you to thank for it."

"You flatter me too much Y/N," She fixes the up do, pinning back the blonde hair that deftly frame her familiar cerulean eyes. "I can see why he can't stop talking about you."

Her words make you waver momentarily. The fondness you've refused to share, the drawn out stares in the halls, the lingering touches, you don't want to acknowledge it but it's there. Whatever it is.

"I'm so sorry for cutting this short dear," His mother sighs, grabbing her keys off the counter and placing her wallet in an elegant handbag. "My niece is getting married and we're already late. I told Ajax I'd stay if he didn't feel too well but he said he could handle a headache. That boy, I swear, always tries to power through."

You nod in understanding, but wait a minute. A headache?

Scrunching up your face, eyebrows furrowed, you ask. "Headache?"

She frowns, applying another layer of her rouge lipstick hastily in a nearby mirror. "I know dear, how unfortunate. The school nurse said it's a migraine, and I shouldn't fret much, but a mother can't help but worry. If only he weren't so stubborn, like his father."

As if on cue, a loud honk comes from outside.

"That must be him!" She exclaims, hurriedly sliding in her heels, turning back to look at your awkward figure. "Ajax is in his room, it's the second door to the right upstairs. I've made some lasagna for the kids, you ought to have some as well, I'll be upset if you don't—" Another annoying honk cuts her off, to which she scoffs, shaking a fist. "That old man, I'll strangle him in his sleep. I must be going now, goodbye dear." She reveals a twinkling smile at you one last time, waving a slim hand before picking up her heels and making a run for it.

The door closes with an unceremonious thud, gust of wind in its trail, leaving a bewildered high schooler in its wake.

Snapping out of your haze, overwhelming tides threaten to drown you whole. Being in Childe's home, alone, with him a handful of stair steps and a wall or two away, your cheeks are set ablaze.

Now that his mother's gone, you take a second to really look. There are a few toys littered in front of the TV, home covered in with soft throws and coordinated cushions, a lazy sectional plopped right in the middle. The marks on the furniture with all the stories, the light hued mismatched frames hanging on the walls and on all the table, so many pictures of those that resemble him, his brothers, his sisters, his family. You can almost hear the echoing laughter in the halls, the childish squeals and pitter patter of tiny feet slapping the hardwood floor.

This is where he grew up. This is where he retires to after a long day full of gratifying fistfights. This is where he was raised to be who he is today, ambitious and reckless, with the absurd dream to one day rule the world. This is his home.

It's...like being wrapped in blanket, safe and cozy, surrounded by all the love in the world.

Absentmindedly, your fingers trace the outlines of a younger Childe, two missing teeth and eyes full of dreams, hugging the side of his father's shoulder because his small arms can't wrap around them. Not just yet.

You make your way over to the staircase, which has even more frames littered across the wall, one that falls short of hiding the marks of a green crayon—another slice of domesticity you aren't quite accustomed to.

The reality sets in, and you come to a conclusion. This home is definitely not an environment for growing psychopaths, Childe just beats the odds like he beats up kids on the daily.

Your fist hovers over his door as you contemplate abandoning the sheets on a nearby table, but his mother was so sweet and polite, so incredibly hospitable, you wouldn't have the heart to make a run for it.

"I can see why he can't stop talking about you."

Three consecutive knocks. If he doesn't answer, you'll leave them at the door.

"Mama," Childe's muffled groans stem from the other side, and oh, you want to revel in the grave undertone of his voice because it's certainly not a common occurrence. "I told you I'm fine. You can go okay? I don't want you to be late, just need to sleep it off."

You blink, lips curling, and then knock again.

"Mama," He whines again, and it has you grinning mischievously. He's a mommy's boy, he has to be. The thought envelopes your heart with a newfound fondness. "Just come in and hurry."

You eagerly take in the room once you slip in, eyes scanning over every little detail, until they zero in on the heap of sheets smack dab on the single bed, a pair of feet dangling off the edge, topped with a comforter thrown over leisurely.

Childe's facing away from you, head dipped in between his shoulders, probably trying to find a position that's more comfortable. He's shivering, sweating at the same time. His mother must've been too preoccupied to notice. This isn't the first time he's used his exceptional bullshitting finesse.

"I can't believe you lied to your mother," You cross your arms, leaning back against the door.

With a jerk, Childe flings into a sitting up position, wide awake and aware of everything that is going on, a stark contrast from nearly seconds ago.

He blinks at you in shock, once, twice, rubs his eyes a bit, relaxes, then leans back, out of it completely. "For a sleep paralysis monster, you sure are kind of cute."

"For and idiot you sure are an idiot." You snort back.

"Wait a minute," He mutters slowly, jaw dropping. "You're actually here?!"

Ignoring his question, you opt to slap the papers on his desk to ignore your clammy palms. "Homework."

"And here I thought you came here all this way to be my personal nurse." He smirks, recovering from his momentary shock fairly swiftly. Doesn't refrain from giving you that shit stain of a bad boy grin, even with a flushed face and concavity under his eyes.

"I can be your personal mortician instead."

"I didn't know you were into role play babe, but I'll take what I can get." He winks, but is punished by a sequence of coughs that earn a wince from you.

"Headache?" You tease after he quiets down, but he remains as cavalier as always.

He sighs, sides of his lips still arched upwards. "My parents barely have any time to themselves, it's so hectic with the kids. What kind of son would I be if I couldn't even give them this?"

He must've threatened Barbara.

"You're," You inhale, briefly letting the silence hang between you two, mulling over what you wish to convey. sweet.

"Irresistible? Hot? Sexy?" He starts casual, arrogant smirk widening.

"Kind of not a complete asshole, is what I was going to say."

"Careful girlie," He narrows his eyes on you, playful lilt in his tone. The comforter is allowed to slip past his shoulders to reveal the goods that lie underneath, the complete naked chest of a post-puberty highschool boy who sprays too much axe. Full pectorals are something to pay for, stringed with smooth muscles that ripple their way over his toned shoulders. "If you keep teasing me like this, I can't promise I'll be the nice guy."

"One more time from the top," You bite back, avoiding staring at him for too long. "Without the congested nose this time."

With great expertise, he weakly throws a pillow at you, and you watch it exceptionally land at your feet, barely grazing the tips of your socks.

"Impressive," You whistle, not impressed.

He pouts, shivers, then is dunking his head back into the welcoming embrace of his plush collection of pillows.

With a sigh, you plop down on his chair, grab a pen and begin calculating derivatives.

"What're you doing?" He doesn't even turn your way, voice muffled.

"Homework," You reply nonchalantly, trying to calm your nerves. "unless you want me to get you something to eat, considering you puked out your gogurt on Barbara's shoes earlier. Congrats by the way, you're hit listed by her fan club."

"Why are you doing homework?" He groans, rolling off to the side and kicking off the blanket to expose himself in nothing but a pair of boxers. "I'm literally right here, naked and defenseless. Why aren't you taking advantage of me?"

He really has an IQ below room temperature.

Burying the formidable obligation to clock him in the face on behalf of society, you slowly get up to approach his bed, to which he grins widely in disbelief.

Apprehensively, you climb onto his bed, and he scoots over, excitement as clear as day. His hair's a wild mess from all the shifting, almost makes you want to card a hand through it. Your heart nestles it's way in your throat at the sight of his blazing blue eyes.

You pity him for what you're about to do.

"Relax Childe," You lean over him with confidence you never knew you had to begin with, face hovering inches before his. Your fists strategically grip the comforter on either side of him. "We have all day after all."

Although you attempt to pay no heed to his quivering hand that snakes up to find solace on your hip, you momentarily shiver at the tenderness.

He's eating this up and leaving no crumbs. Closing his eyes in anticipation, his lips tremble when he tries to close in the distance.

Abruptly, you cross both handfuls of sheets over his body, tying them securely in place to keep him docile. He struggles in your grip, eyes snapping open in surprise. "Wuh-What."

"Did you really think you had a chance?" You cross your arms, stepping back to get a good look at your handiwork.

"Honestly?" Childe huffs, struggles some in his restraints. "I wasn't really thinking."

"Typical," You scrunch your nose up, unscrunch, and then exhale. "You stay here and I'll go make you some soup. Well, not that you can really move but you get the idea."

"You're really going to leave me here like this?" He pouts cutely, melting you, and the sick bastard knows of his power.

"Relax," You wave a hand, "I may be evil but I'm not Scaramouche."

Meanwhile, Scaramouche sneezes as he tries to ask Mona out, falling straight on his ass from the kick back, making a complete fool out of himself. Mona doesn't mind though, finds it endearing.

Back at Childe's room, he raises a brow, expectant.

Going through the five stages of grief, you do something you've been wanting to do for a while, succumbing to the immense feeling.

Closing in the distance between you two, you suck in a breath and gently tilt Childe's head to the side. He blinks quickly, not quite expecting your sudden forwardness, about to say something that doesn't matter as soon as you place a tender peck on the side of his cheek.

Time stops, the world coming to a halt completely. A moment made in history, one you won't ever forget, fresh in both your minds from forward on.

And then you stagger away as if you've been stabbed.

"Soup!" You squeak, appalled by the sheer boldness of your actions. "I'll go make soup while you rest."

Childe, frozen, stares at you incredibly confused, and then beams.

Dear Archons, what have you done.

[uwuwriting]

Bakugou, Shinsou and Dabi “we’re just friends” prank

Request: We’re just friends” tiktok trend with Shinsou, Bakugo, and Dabi? (Oo the tease is real) - @blue-peach14​

Ah tik tok trends. If I had friends I would try them out. Jk....unless.....Love ya. 💖💖💖.

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warnings: fluff, some suggestive themes

Bakugou Katsuki

-Ah this man....

-He hates Tik Tok.

-If he could blast it into space he would. 

-Kaminari and Mina are a headache dancing around like stupid idiots to some song that only has one word....Renegade. 

-Then there are those random texts at four am form those two and later on you as well, sending him tik tok vids.

-It drives him insane. 

-He thought he would be safe with you.

-You never showed interest in the app and he never heard you singing a song from it. 

-That is until that one fateful day when he came into the dorms and saw you dancing along side the other two numb skulls. 

-He has to say, seeing you throw it back was enjoyable but it didn’t beat the oncoming headache that was your rambling about the app. 

-So now you are in that damn tik tok wormhole sending him couples videos at three am. 

-You did try to pull some pranks on him.

-Even before you got into tik tok. 

-He never fell for it but that didn’t discourage you, not one bit. 

-You were bored out of your mind while Katsuki was studying in his dorm. 

-You were laying on his bed mindlessly scrolling through tik tok when you came across a certain audio. 

-After watching like a dozen different variations of that one trend, you decided to try it yourself. 

-Walking up to him, you plopped onto his lap and balanced your phone on some books. 

- “Not another shitty tik tok. Y/N princess I’m gonna kick you off my lap!”

- “It’s a quick one I swear Katsu please babyyy!!!”

-Cue the puppy dog eyes that melt his resolve. 

-So you press the record button and sit comfortably on his lap. 

-He didn’t recognize the song and just kept staring into the camera like he could burn it with his gaze. 

-Then he feels your hand on his cheek and is turning around, seeing your half lidded eyes. 

-Boy is getting excited, an all too knowing grin on his face that quickly disappears as you push his face away and mumble a ‘we’re just friends’ to the camera. 

-He sits there in silence contemplating his life choices before he is picking you up and launching you onto the bed. 

- “So we’re just friends huh? Let me ruin our friendship then.”

-You would have to blame your weird walking on a sprained ankle to the others....

Shinsou Hitoshi

-He is friends with Kaminari.....

-He knows about tik tok.

-He is being borderline brainwashed by that idiot with the constant dancing and stupid trends. 

-He is forced to try everything!!!

-Thankfully he had you.

-You weren’t really into tik tok and despite Kami’s attempts you never really got obsessed. 

-Sure there were small periods of time when you would scroll through the app non stop and would ask Hitoshi for a dancing video.

-But that wasn’t on a constant high like Kami.

-So poor baby didn’t know what hit him when you pranked him. 

-You two were out to get food and after a quick run at the nearest fast food place you took your burgers and sat in his car. 

-Enjoying the soft lull of the radio’s music you finished your meal and were just chilling, enjoying each other’s presence.

-You were scrolling through your instagram when you got a message from Kami.

-He had sent a video and underneath it:

- ‘Please try it with HIM!!!!!’

-So you just shrugged and was like why not...

-Placing your phone on the dash board you tapped Hitoshi’s shoulder and pointed at the camera. 

-Immediately he gets into his eboy mode and is ready for the tik tok. 

-He looks at you in confusion once he hears the audio but you just wink at him. 

-Next thing he know you are leaning in one of your hands is slowing burying in his hair and the only thing he can do is let out a soft chuckle and lean into you.

-He is mere inches away from your mouth when you give him a small push and you turn to the camera saying ‘we’re just friends’. 

-He is in shock.

-Poor touch starved baby wants his KISS!!!

-GIVE HIM HIS KISS.

-And you do once you see his small pout. 

-You give him many kisses.

-So many kisses he could drown in them. 

Dabi

-Toga is a nightmare with tik tok.

-She almost got yall exposed when she accidentally posted a video outside your hideout. 

-Kurogiri put her in time-out for a week and took away her internet connection. 

-Dabi is familiar with tik tok. 

-Borderline into it. 

-You two would spend hours in each others arms just watching stupid tik toks. 

-He liked when you did that. 

-He got to chill and watch dumb things while he’s holding onto one of the most important people in his life. 

-It feels so normal.

-So homely.

-He likes it.

-He knows most of the trends so good luck finding one that he doesn’t know.

-You rarely ask him to film a tik tok. 

-You usually do it with Toga because ha CHAOS.

-When you do ask him it’s usually dumb dances or boyfriend trends. 

-He is so taken aback by how much you want to show him off. 

-He wouldn’t show him off if he were you. 

-NEGATIVE DABI IS A BAD DABI STOP IT.

-When the audio starts to play one day and he sees you filming he already knows what you are doing. 

-And which trend it is. 

-So when you went to kiss him he leans in too, pretending to be the dumbass you expect him to be. 

-But when you try to back away he grabs the back of your neck and deepens the kiss making you moan. 

-He pushes you down on the bed and he is now hovering over you peppering your face and neck with open mouthed kisses. 

- “You thought I didn’t know what you were doing? No no doll face.” 

-He might have left a hickey or two on your neck. 

-Before going down on you. 

-All the while your phone was still filming. 

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Not Risking You ~ WillNE

Summary: Y/N is not aware just how much she and Will have in common. Will takes care of slightly injured Y/N.

Pairing: willne x reader

Warning: Fainting.

Word Count: 1.2k

Everyone is unique; that is not to mean everyone is special, but more literally, everyone is unique in at least some small aspect or another. Some have wisdom teeth, while others do not. Some have a normal temperature higher than the average thirty-seven degrees, while others run colder. And Y/N? Well, Y/N had an irregular heartbeat and lost consciousness if it spiked too high too quickly.

But it did not happen a lot. She could count on one hand – two hands if she were honest – the number of times it had happened in her adult life. So why bother telling anyone about her condition? If it was unlikely to happen, then it was not like anyone needed to know, right? Right?

It was early afternoon, and Y/N was late to the shooting of the second Eboys bake off. Y/N slipped into the large room, hugging the wall until she found a clear enough spot for herself. While getting her camera from its case and screwing on the correct lens, she thought she could feel eyes on her, but everyone was focused on the four boys at the front of the room when she looked up.

Y/N got to work as the sole photographer on the shoot – taking still shots for the thumbnail and, far more important, for promos on the boys’ individual social media and the group channel accounts. Everything was going fine; the video was not exactly a bake off as all the production emails she received had implied – it was a cook off. James again assigned the meals: chicken tikka masala for George, a shepherd's pie for Alex, toad in the hole for Will, and for himself, a traditional full English breakfast.

It was not a surprise to anyone that after the fiasco with the jam tart, Alex was given extra help for his meal in the shape of pre-made mashed potatoes. He picked up a knife to start chopping the carrots and onions, but before attempting a single cut, he looked out toward the cameras.

Alex asked, “Can someone cut this? It’ll take me ages.”

The other boys continued working on their own meals; there were no objections to Alex having made the request nor shouting that he was trying to cheat.

“I could,” Y/N piped up; she did not consider herself the speediest chef in the world but thought anyone would probably be faster than the inexperienced cook. Setting her camera back in its case, Y/N moved behind the counters at the front of the room, washed her hands, and took the knife from Alex.

About five slices into the first onion, she misplaced her hand and dragged the knife across her finger. Blood sprung from the cut and mixed with the small amount of remaining water on her hand to create an effect like she was bleeding more than she was. Y/N paled and stilled.

And it was not the blood – she was not afraid of blood. It was the accident's unexpectedness; the sudden onset sting of a cut splashed with onion juice sent her heart rate jumping. There was just a millisecond of wooziness before she lost consciousness.

~

Will had been stunting all afternoon in hopes of attracting the attention of the recently hired photographer. His posture was impeccable as he pushed his shoulders down and his chest out to appear more muscular. Not once did Will allow himself to slip into his resting face, as he plastered on his most handsome smile the entire shoot. He even attempted a spatula flip – which did not end as he planned.

A dream-like haze clouded his head, and weakness overtook his limbs each time his eyes caught hers. Like many men, he did not think he had a specific type; he did not consider himself picky in most situations. Women were women. If he could get with one that was good enough for him. But Y/N. Sweet Y/N, she was his type; she was everything he did not know he looked for in a woman. And it was…wow.

Therefore, Will was extremely jealous of Alex when Y/N stepped out from behind the camera to assist the shorter man. Will was upset that he had not thought to ask for help – that could have been him standing shoulder to shoulder with Y/N. Amidst his anger, Will heard Alex ask, “Are you ok?”

Will looked up from the sizzling sausages in his pan just in time to see Y/N drop quickly and heavily with her whole weight. Stuck in shock, no one moved – no one except Will. It was not even three seconds, and he was crashing to the floor himself to kneel at her side. Y/N was again conscious, that much was clear as, despite her closed eyes, a weak groan escaped her lips and her head rocked toward Will. All his experience with fainting, Will had never been on the other side, and it was terrifying. Y/N was not his, but he was scared like she was; he was hurt like he failed her in not protecting her from something he did not understand or even know about before that single fear-filled moment. 

Around the fallen pair were both whispered and raised voices expressing shock and confusion. Someone mentioned calling 999 until James commanded, “Hold on. Will, what do we do?” 

“Give me a minute,” Will replied, not looking up. 

Y/N was conscious but not fully awake. It was uncomfortable, and Will could not help feeling like a bit of a creep, but he knew what people had done to wake him up from his fainting episodes in the past. He reached a hand towards Y/N, apologized in his head, and began rubbing a circular pattern on her sternum. It had hurt (in the best sense) when other people did it to him, so he was not alarmed but actually relieved when Y/N let out a hissing groan at the contact. He spoke to her in a soft voice.

“It’s alright, Y/N. You just gotta wake up. All you gotta do is open your eyes. Can you do that?” Will bit his lip, contemplating his next move, before adding, “Open your eyes Y/N, please, for me?”

After about ten seconds, Y/N’s eyes fluttered open then closed. She pulled her arm up and covered her eyes. “Everyone is looking at me.”

“Yeah.”

“It’s ok.” Y/N moved to push herself up to a sitting position. “I’m alright, really.”

Will stopped Y/N from getting more than a few centimetres off the ground. He pushed her back down with gentle force. “No. Don’t jump up because you’re embarrassed about having attention on you. I’ll tell everyone to leave – I will – just don’t push yourself. I’m going to get you water and you’re going to drink as much as you need and we’re going to stay here as long as you need. I’m not risking you.”

Y/N felt her heartstrings being struck with each word out of his mouth, and as her eyes focused on Will, she thought she never before felt so understood. She never before felt so calm and confident being basked in the full attention of another. It was nice. It was something she wanted to get used to.

[etherealeeknow]

not very hard but!! you sitting on jisung's lap, trying out all types of eye liner on him (eboy sung? yes) and you would shift around a bit trying to get the best angle for the perfect wing yaknow? next thing you know you're both dry humping on the couch while making out. after cumming you would look at jisung and his liner is all smudged from tears of pleasure and your stomach does flips and he just giggles and goes "well guess you'll have to redo it" BYE I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS TOO MUCH

FHFLFNTLKR ANON I JUST WOKE UP AND THIS IS SENDING ME BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD- your mind is 🥵🌈💞💞🥵 this convo this convo:

//nsfw.

“oh my god! stay still, will you???” you grunted and earned yourself a satisfying laugh from your boyfriend.

“okay, okay. don’t bite me, baby. carry on.”

“i will bite you if you keep moving.”

“ooh, kink—“ jisung’s words came to a pause when you shifted on top of his lap to get closer to his face, his eyes focusing on your slightly parted lips and furrowed eyebrows, but his dick? throbbing, hard. “if you’ll bite me, then i guess i’ll have to defend myself.”

“what do you mean defend your—“ you gasped, words remained unfinished and the eyeliner on your grip ran free across his temple, but you knew it’s what jisung wanted by straightening his back, purposely letting his growing bulge to shoot right up, meeting your clothed pussy.

great. now your boyfriend’s left eye is a mess, but hey, that could wait. your wet undies? messier. and that needed to be taken care of, immediately.

“fuck you,” you spat, closing and tossing the eyeliner onto wherever.

“please,” was all he replied before crashing his lips onto yours.

send in your hard thoughts, loves! 💞