#LDO mario

[coffyblak]

some head designs bc i'm not fucking drawing all of these fuckers at all.

[datchscursedblog]

Erm... Yeah I've finally played MMv2 on my cousins computer because mines a potato so we drew alot of doodles of it (+ and angry Luigi bcuz he's silly)

[ink-the-axolotl-rabbit]

Mmm sh mario x ldo mario

...

*grabs @mxmario by the neck*

GET THE FUCKING SHIP OUT OF MY HEAD

/silly

[militaryherobrine]

He hates bored...

[multi-fandomsfreak]

Mr Virtual + Luigi’s Day Out Mario Smut HC’s

This was a request by @thefoxcorner over on discord and once given this request I couldn’t deny it lol. Safe to say I went a bit wild with the request. Hope you like it. ~Blaze/Dawn

Pronouns: Not Mentioned (Gender Can Differ Depending On Point)

Warning: ⚠️NSFW/Smut Content Ahead: If You Are A Minor Or Uncomfortable With This Stuff Don’t Interact/Read This.⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Mr Virtual + Luigi’s Day Out Mario

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art by JanitorCrust (For Mr Virtual) on Newgrounds and hotdiggedydemon (For Luigi’s Day Out Mario) + Banner by Quack_Quack_ on Pinterest

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Mr Virtual:

- Just a warning if you're planning on having any sexual relationship with Mr Virtual (or any sort of relationship to be honest) just mentally and physically prepare yourself. He’s already crazy normally and he’s pretty much crazier in sexual situations. He’s a freaky fucker in more ways than one and he’s even more freakier in sexual situations. He’s pretty much open for anything and is down for whatever you want him to do. It doesn't matter how crazy it may sound if either you or him are interested in it you two are doing it no questions asked.

- I feel like he’s definitely more of a dominant when it comes to sexual experience. Though I’d like to think he can have some moments when he isn’t and lets you be more dominant but I feel like it would be on his own accord. He would still direct it in some sort of way but wouldn’t necessarily mind being in either position but just finds himself being the one in charge most of the time.

- He’s definitely a big boy down there. Since he’s canonically 13ft5 while also considering his build he’s definitely on the larger side when it comes to his dick size though isn’t that much on the thicker side but still recognisable. He really likes seeing you trying to take it. He’s fully aware that his dick is way above the average size and likes to challenge you to see how far you can take it. Whether that being through a blowjob or simply how far he can get his dick inside of you.

- I don’t think he’d personally be into masturbating unless he had to. This is mostly because he much prefers exploring his sexual desires with you. He feels that it doesn’t give him the same feeling when he’s pleasuring himself with his hand or whatever he has compared to you being on his dick.

- He’s definitely a sadomasochist. He enjoys the feeling of giving and receiving pain that’s just how he is. He doesn’t really have a preference if you do it to him or if he does it to you he’s fine with either. In my relationship HC’s with him I mentioned that he’d like it if you dug your nails into his skin and in this situation he would really like it. You could scratch him, dig your nails, have a tight grip on him or anyway you can give him pain and he would absolutely love it.

- Also I like to think he would enjoy it when his hair is being pulled. For when he wants to be the one experiencing pain to get him pretty much close to cumming is just pulling on his long ass hair. It gives him this little jolt throughout his body making him let out a chuckle before a drawn out moan is replacing it while calling you a ‘little tease’ but he doesn’t stop you, he probably encourages you to do it again knowing him.

- Adding on from the two previous points he’s probably into dacryphilia. He gets really turned on seeing you cry seeing the tears roll down your cheeks as you were made to do things like endure the pain he inflicts upon you. He likes to have you up close to him as he wipes your tears away while praising you for powering through the pain. I don’t know why but I can imagine him maybe licking them away but it really depends on his mood. I bet he would like the taste of saltiness of the tears.

- He’s probably into some sort of restriction of any kind on both you and him. Although I do think he prefers doing it to you he doesn’t necessarily mind making himself wait to finally experience ecstasy as he’s tied down. He honestly really likes the way his body just goes numb before the pleasure overtakes it. He likes it even more when you go through it though.

- Considering he likes to get into people’s heads he probably knows what their brain thinks. That be said he definitely uses the things he finds in your head against you. He would dive deep in there, find out what turns you on and use it. Even the ones you haven’t even discovered you’d be into yet. You’d be surprised at how much he knows. You can’t really hide anything from him he will eventually find out so you might as well just let him. Ranging from the more tamed ones to straight up the kinkiest shit you're into he’s going to explore it to its full potential.

- He’s got some lanky ass fingers and he definitely likes to use them to please you. He likes dragging them across your body all the way down then just inserting them inside of you. They are also kind of long so they definitely reach the right spot to make you a quivering mess. He really likes that he can bring you to that point from just his fingers alone.

- He’s definitely a massive fucking tease. This is going to make him sound incredibly sadistic but he likes seeing you squirm. He thinks it’s really hot when you do. Honestly sometimes he has to restrain himself when he sees you like this because it gets him turned on so much it’s that much. He ain’t stopping till both you and him have had enough and let’s just say he can definitely last a while.

LDO Mario:

- I like to think Luigi’s Day Out Mario is way more on the tamer side compared to Mr Virtual. Preferring to sticking to stuff he likes and what you like although occasionally when he’s in the mood he’d try out new stuff. But sometimes he’s a bit lazy when it comes to learning new things. He sticks to things that he knows will make you cum while occasionally spicing it up here and there.

- To be honest I’m just going to come here and say that he gives off switch vibes. Don’t question me. When he’s a top he’s extremely cocky. He likes seeing you beneath him panting as his cock slips in and out of you. Saying things like “You like it huh? You like it when I fuck you like this?” Shit like that just riles you up even more. For when he’s a bottom he gives off extremely bratty vibes but that could just be me being delusional. Regardless he gets extremely embarrassed when you top him telling you to shut up but ultimately giving in because it feels really good but you won’t hear him admit it.

- For his cock size since he’s just an emo version of Mario his size is whatever Mario’s is. As for that he’s at least at average length definitely ain’t small but isn’t considered above average either. But he makes up for that by being more on the thicker side. He’s definitely a fan of blowjobs and handjobs. He just really likes seeing your mouth and hand around his cock as you please him.

- I feel like he would enjoy doing it in semi-public areas. Though he prefers doing it either at his or your home (mostly yours knowing the possible chance of being caught by his mother) when he’s horny and he knows it would be a while till the both of you are alone he’s more than willing to risk it. He would take you to a secluded area or an abandoned area and the two of you would just start going at it. Trying your best to keep quiet to not get caught by people.

- I think prior to doing it with you mostly masturbates when he has the spare time. Honestly he does it so often pleasuring himself to pictures of you imagining how you would react to his dick being inside of you. His mind is pretty much filled with extremely dirty scenarios of both you and him. But since he officially did it with you he’s done this less and less since he has you now.

- Adding on from the previous, sometimes with your permission he likes to record yours and his sexual events as a little memory on his phone. Having his own albums of things like you sucking him or him fucking you from behind. He likes to use these as little helpers for when he needs to please himself and you're not around. It gets him off just as much as actually experiencing it.

- He has a few toys that he keeps hidden away for both you and him. He likes to bring them out and use them on you or let you use them on him. Sometimes if he using vibrators he usually likes to use them on you as he’s fucking you using it as double stimulation. Sometimes using it on his own cock as you use your hand to please him to make the double stimulation equal on both you and him.

- Surprisingly he’s into pegging regardless if you don’t have a dick or not. Just like with him being the bottom there’s absolutely no way in hell he’s admitting to it. But you can see the way he reacts when you do and you can definitely tell when he’s lying about liking it. Despite him claiming he ‘doesn’t like it’ he still hasn’t told you to stop.

- He definitely likes to mark you and when you mark him. He really likes giving you hickeys in extremely obvious areas of your body the parts that will be hard to cover. The same goes for him, sometimes he doesn’t even try to hide them using it as a way to tell people that the two of you had sex. He also likes it when you scratch his back, slowly dragging your nails down them making look like he wrestled a tiger. Though he does kind of regret it when it gives him some sort of stinging sensation afterwards but he enjoys it in the moment.

- He’s also into edging. Both on you and him though it mostly only happens when you're topping him. For you he likes seeing you beg for him to let you cum to which he does tease you for your reactions. Using his hand/fingers to bring you towards the edge only to deny you turns him on a lot. Though when the tables are turned he is very hypocritical. He does try to convince himself he’ll pull through it till you give up but he gives up so goddamn quickly sometimes quicker than when he does it to you. He’s begging for you to let him cum, sometimes cursing you out before stopping when you tell him he won’t get to cum if he acts like that before returning to begging.

- He’s pretty much average when it comes to things like his sex drive and how many rounds he can last. Unlike Mr Virtual Luigi’s Day Out Mario is human and pretty much lasts however long humans can last. Though it does depend on the day. He can at least last around 4-5 rounds, sometimes more if he’s extremely horny but only on rare occasions.

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[bluefever]

General headcanons on him?

They’re more of relationship headcannons than actual headcannons but yeah!

Secret History Mario

Love Relation:

LDO Mario [Dating (Romantic)]

Friend Relation:

Devil Mario [Close]

Racist Mario [Somewhat Close]

Mr. SYS [Good Terms]

Family Relation:

SH Luigi [Brother (Bio)]

Hate Relation:

Horror M [Possibly]

Unknown Relation:

Horror M

Mr. Virtual

MX

(may be updated)

[drangy]

Mario madness headCanons icons (Part 2)

💙Secret history Mario❤️

❤️Devil Mario❤️

💚LDO Mario❤️

❤️Bad Day Mario❤️

❤️ Promotion Mario❤️

🖤 Costume Mario🖤

🩵Mr.SYS🩵

💚Too late.exe Mr.L💚

Last but at least...

💚Horror Luigi💚

headCanons:

SH Mario - i headCanon him to be Bisexual, asexual and Polyamory

Devil Mario - i headCanon him to be Asexual, gay/homo and Polyamory

Day out Mario - i headCanon him to be Trans-male, gay/homo and Polyamory

Bad day Mario - i headCanon him to be Pansexual

Promotion Mario - i headCanon him to be Pansexual biromantic or bisexual panromantic

Custome Mario - i headCanon him or they to be Demiboy, Aromatic and Omnisexual

Mr.SYS - i headcanon him to be Trans-male, pansexual and asexual

Mr.L - i headcanon him to be AroAce and gay/homo

Horror Luigi - i headCanon them to be Agender/Genderless, Queer, Polysexual and Pansexual

[comedyflamingo]

meh

Quack Pack - Mario's Madness Disney Cover

Main Story

Hopeless.mpeg/Delta H - Super Horror Mario Daisy - Horror Peach Manny The Headless man horse (the one from ducktales 2017) - John Dick Minnie - Yoshi.exe

Irregularity Island

Walter White - Chris Pratt Dilan - Grand Dad Deez - Somari Trepidation BF - Pikafriend Trepidation GF - Eeveefriend

Woodland of Lies

Greg Heffley (Diary of a wimpy kid:Game Over) - Beta Luigi idk - Beta Mario Oswald (no lore as of now) - L is Real IT'S YOUR FAULT Mickey - I HATE YOU Luigi IT'S YOUR FAULT Minnie - I HATE YOU Mario Mickey Delusion - Wario Apparition idk - Turmoil idk - Coronation Day Peach

Content Cosmos

idk - Super Bad Mario idk - LDO Mario idk - LDO Luigi Black Friday Reel Woody - SH Mario South Park Mickey - Racist Mario Cursed Woody - Devil Mario

Hellish Heights

Idk - GB Idk - DJ Hallyboo Macabre Experiment Suicide Mouse - Mr. Virtual Idk - Mr. L Idk - THE FORGIVEN Respiro - MX

Classified Castle

idk - Promotion Mario idk - Stanley idk - Classified Luigi Undying - Costume

Hellhole (Finale)

Idk - Omega M idk - LG idk - W4R idk - Y0SH

[mrxcreepypastamadness]

For: @toxic-and-the-gang

Mario's Madness V2 muses!

Content Cosmos

1st Muse (New):

Super Bad Mario

Aliases:

• Mario

• Super Bad Mario

Relatives:

• Luigi (brother)

Occupation: Plumber

Age: 25

Birthday: October 11

Status: Alive

Species: Human

Gender: Male

Height: 155 cm (5'1")

Eye Color: Black

Hair Color: Brown

Created by:

• Nintendo (Original Mario)

• Pastek (series)

Voiced by:

• Charles Martinet (Voice clips)

Appears in:

• Super Bad Mario (Series)

• Friday Night Funkin' (As a Mod)

Debut: Super Bad Mario (Series)

About: Super Bad Mario is a version of Mario hails from the series of the same name by Pastek where he appears physically in varying fail videos, appearing responsible for doing said fails alongside some other Mario characters. He is the, opponent of the song "Bad Day".

2nd Muse (New):

Luigi's Day Out Mario

Aliases:

• Mario

• LDO Mario

• Loser (Daisy)

• Sweetie (His mother)

Relatives:

• Luigi (brother)

• Mother

• Presumably dead father (mentioned)

Relationships:

• Daisy ("friend")

• Waluigi ("friend")

• Cody (hates)

Status: Alive

Species: Human

Gender: Male

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Brown

Created by:

• Nintendo (Original Mario)

• Hotdiggedydemon (video)

Voiced by: Max Gilardi

Appears in:

• LUIGI'S DAY OUT

• Friday Night Funkin' (As a mod)

Debut: LUIGI'S DAY OUT

About: Luigi's Day Out Mario is one of main characters of the 2014 YouTube animation Luigi's Day Out, by hotdiggedydemon. In the video, Mario is a rebellious teenager who is forced by his mother to take his brother, Luigi, to "save Peach from Bowser". However, instead decides to trick Luigi into dying in various ways for his own amusement. He is the opponent of the song "Day Out."

3rd Muse (New):

Luigi's Day Out Luigi

Aliases:

• Luigi

• LDO Luigi

• Fucking dork (Mario)

• Scrote (Mario)

• Dumbass geek (Mario)

• Baby (Mario)

• Annoying idiot brother (Mario)

• Little Scrote (Mario)

• Kid (Daisy)

• Big boy (Daisy)

• Sensitive boy (His mother)

• Daisy's Bitch

Relatives:

• Mario (abusive brother)

• Mother

• Presumably dead father (mentioned)

Relationships:

• Daisy (her bitch)

• Waluigi ("friend")

Age: 35

Status: Alive

Gender: Male

Eye Color: Blue

Hair color: Brown

Created by:

• Nintendo (Original Luigi)

• hotdiggedydemon (video)

Voiced by: Max Gilardi

Appears in:

• LUIGI'S DAY OUT

• Friday Night Funkin' (As a Mod)

Debut: LUIGI'S DAY OUT

About: Luigi's Day Out Luigi is the other main character of Luigi's Day Out. In the video, Luigi is a mentally challenged 35-year old manchild whose mother forces Mario to take him on his "quest", However, Mario decides to trick Luigi into dying in various ways for his own amusement; eventually leading to Luigi tripping him down the stairs as vengeance. He's then taken on a wild drug trip by Daisy and Waluigi, ending in Daisy fucking him in a club and marking him as her bitch. He is the secondary playable character of the song "Day Out".

Gallery:

Luigi's Day Out Luigi (Sad)

4th Muse (Current):

Secret History Mario

Aliases:

• Mario

• Secret Histories Mario

• SH Mario

Relatives:

• Luigi (Brother, Gaurd)

Relationships:

• Bowser (Hates)

• Princess Peach (Used)

• Sonic (Hates/Victim/Rival)

Affiliation: Nintendo

Occupation:

• Dictator

• Seen as plumber/hero to public

Status: Alive

Species: Human

Gender: Male

Eye Color: Yellow

Hair Color: Brown

Created by:

• Nintendo (Original Mario)

• Mashed

Voiced by: Blake Swift

Appears in:

• Secret History of Super Mario Bros

• Secret History of Harry Potter (Cameo)

• Friday Night Funkin' (As a Mod)

Debut: Secret History of Super Mario Bros

About: Secret History Mario is a version of Mario originating from the Mashed video Secret History of Super Mario Bros. He is a cold-hearted dictator who rules the Mushroom Kingdom with an iron fist, having killed hundreds of innocents, enslaved thousands, paved over the natural lands and ruined countless people's lives...of course, Nintendo's PR covers this all up. He is the opponent in the song "Dictator".

5th Muse (Current):

Racist Mario

Aliases:

• Mario Mario (Canon)

• Racist Mario (dubbed Name)

Relatives:

• Luigi (brother, attempted victim)

Relationships:

• Princess Peach (Abused lover)

• Sonic (Enemy, victim)

• Knuckles (victim)

• Anikin Skywalker (Victim)

• Donkey Kong (Victim)

• Yoshi (Victim)

• Sackboy (Victim)

• Toad (Victim)

• Crash Bandicoot (Enemy, Victim)

• Kratos (Enemy, Murderer)

• Marco Antonio (Friend)

Affiliation: Nintendo/Flashgitz

Status:

• Deceased (killed by Kratos in video)

• Alive (Mod)

Species: Human

Gender: Male

Eye Color: Light Blue

Hair Color: Brown

Created by:

• Nintendo (Original Mario)

• Flashgitz (Racist Mario)

Voiced by:

• Alex Walker Smith

• Charles Martinet (chromatic)

Appears in:

• Racist Mario

• Friday Night Funkin' (As a Mod)

Debut: Racist Mario

About: Racist Mario is the titular villain of the 2014 YouTube animation, Racist Mario, by Flashgitz, In the video, he has grown sick of non-Nintendo characters appearing in Mario Kart, and tries to murder them (and eventually everybody else) out of irrational hatred comparable to racism. He is the opponent of the freeplay song "Race Traitors".

6th Muse (New):

Devil Mario

Relatives:

• Luigi (brother, victim)

Relationships:

• Princess Peach (victim)

• Countless Toads (victim)

Gender: Male

Created by: D-SuN

Voiced by: D-Mac

About: Devil Mario is the antagonist of the Power Star flash series. In which he is possessed by Boos leading him to become hungry for power, Mario will stop at nothing to get the Power Stars, even if it means taking a bunch of lives along the way. He is the opponent in "No Hope".

Gallery:

Devil Mario (Powered Up)

[askeduardoxpaul]

This is Boy sacred, my Mario madness OC.

Information about him

•Small

•Silly

•He is a spirit

•He is friends with BF/Boyfriend

•He use Any pronouns (He/Him prefer)

•He loves Meatballs

•He's favorite Super Mario character is Luigi

•He is Ultra M's (Not Horror Mario) ally (Ultra M is his creator)

•He hates LDO Mario so much

•He is pansexual (Male prefers)

[the-plushie-friendships]

More Villains + a Bully

😡IHY Luigi💚

💦L is Real💚

🪞Wario Apparition💛

👅Turmoil❤️

🌳Coronation Peach👑

🚬LDO Mario❤️

🧳SH Mario❤️

⚔️Devil Mario❤️

🎮GB🤍

[mrxcreepypasta1991]

For: @toxic-and-the-gang

New Muse!

Amy's Madness Genocide V2

1st Muse:

Classified History Amy

Alias:

• Amy

• Classified Histories Amy

• CH Amy

Relationships:

• Dr. Eggman (Hates)

• Sonic (Used)

• Sally Acorn (Hates/Victim)

• Princess Peach (Hates/Victim/Rival)

• Pinkie Pie (Hates/Rival/Attempted Victim)

Affiliation: Sega

Occupation:

• Dictator

• Seen as freedom fighter/hero to public

Species: Hedgehog

Gender: Female

Status: Alive

Eye Color: Green

Fur Color: Pink

Skin Color: Normal

Based on:

• Secret History Mario (character)

• Secret History of Super Mario Bros (YouTube video)

Debut: Classified History of Amy Rose

Quote: "Your game was more popular than I thought Princess Peach, you don't think I know about your Mario spinoff? You tried to fuck me." -Classified History Amy

2nd Muse:

Coronation Day Sonic

Alias:

• Ghost Sonic (common given name)

• Coronation Sonic

• God of the Green Hill Zone (himself)

Relationships:

• Amy (Attempted Victim)

Species: Unidentified

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Gay 🏳️‍🌈

Status: Active/Alive?

Eye Color: Black

Fur Color: Blue

Skin Color: Normal

Based on:

• Coronation Day Peach

• 'the (Super Mario World Coronation Day) (Creepypasta game)

Debut: 'exe (Sonic the Hedgehog Coronation Day)

3rd Muse:

L is Real Lilly

Alias:

• Lilly Rose

Species: Hedgehog

Gender: Female

Status: Undiscovered

Eye Color: Black

Fur Color: Yellow

Skin Color: Normal/Pale

Based on:

• L is Real Luigi

Debut: Super Sonic 64 (supposedly)

4th Muse:

Cool Girl

Alias:

• Frantran Rose (Actual Name)

• Cool Girl (More commonly known as)

• Amy 7

• 7 Amy Rose

Relatives:

• Cool Bro (Husband)

• Mello (Daughter)

• Weelee (Adopted Daughter)

Occupation: Ruler (Formerly)

Species: Hedgehog

Subspecies: Figment

Marital Status: Married

Eye Color:

• Pink with orange sclera

• Black (In game/second form)

Fur Color:

• Pink (Title screen/base form)

• Dark Pink (In game/second form)

Skin Color: White

Based on:

• Grand Dad

• 7 GRAND DAD (Bootleg Mario Game)

Debut: 7 COOL GIRL (Bootleg Sonic Game)

5th Muse:

Ms. Virtual

Alias:

• Amy

• V

• Ms. V

• ARV

Relationships:

• Sammy Heathens (Victim)

• Charles Heathens (Victim)

• Detective Tianna Anderson (Victim)

• Clara (Victim)

• Darla (Victim)

• Darla's Mother (Victim)

Place of Birth: Unknown Origins

Species: Hedgehog

Subspecies: Anomaly

Gender: Female

Status: Alive/Immortal

Height: 8'4" (Amy Rose Form)

Eye Color: Pink with Black sclera

Fur Color: Pink

Skin Color: Pink

Based on:

• Mr. Virtual (Character)

• The Virtual Files (Analog Horror Series)

Debut: The Virtual Files (Upcoming)

6th Muse:

Sherrie

Alias:

• Personalization A.I.

• Automatic enhancer

Relatives: Sega (creator; resents)

Relationships:

• Cream the Rabbit (Subject, deseased)

• Tails (Subject, deceased)

• Amy Apparition (Defective Creation)

Place of Birth: Tokyo, Japan

Species: Hedgehog

Subspecies: A.I.

Gender: Non-binary (he/they pronouns)

Eye Color:

• None (Main form)

• Green (Other form)

Fur Color: Pink

Skin Color: Normal

Based on:

• Stanley (Analog Horror character)

• Super Mario 64: CLASSIFIED (Analog Horror Creepypasta)

Debut: Super Sonic 64: CLASSIFIED

7th Muse:

Lilly's Day Out Amy

Alias:

• Amy

• LDO Amy

• Bitch (Rouge)

• Sweetie (Her mother)

Relatives:

• Lilly Rose (Sister)

• Roseline (Mother)

• Presumably dead father (mentioned)

Relationships:

• Rouge (Friend)

• Shadow (Friend)

• Silver (Hates)

Species: Hedgehog

Gender: Female

Status: Alive

Eye Color: Green

Fur Color: Pink

Skin Color: Normal

Based on:

• Luigi's Day Out Mario (Character)

• Luigi's Day Out (Original video by Hotdiggedydemon)

Debut: Lilly's Day Out

8th Muse:

Lilly's Day Out Lilly

Alias:

• Lilly

• LDO Lilly

• Fucking dork (Amy)

• Pussy (Amy)

• Dumbass geek (Amy)

• Baby (Amy)

• Annoying idiot sister (Amy)

• Little Pussy (Amy)

• Big Girl (Rouge)

• Sensitive girl (Her mother)

• Rouge's Bitch

Relatives:

• Amy Rose (Abusive Sister)

• Roseline (Mother)

• Presumably dead father (Mentioned)

Relationships:

• Rouge (her bitch)

• Shadow (friend)

Age: 35 (Mentally challenged)

Species: Hedgehog

Gender: Female

Eye Color: Green

Fur Color: Yellow

Skin Color: Normal

Based on:

• Luigi's Day Out Luigi

• Luigi's Day Out (Original video by Hotdiggedydemon)

Debut: Lilly's Day Out

Gallery:

Official Logo

[borderlandscast]

okay but if the borderlandscast crew had a vine or tiktok

someone, probably arsenal, decided to make a shared echonet account for the frigate. he’s been threatened twice by nanosounds to get rid of it but it’s already acquired a million followers after rythian gives his seminar so nanosounds decides that they all benefit from the extra attention.

rythian, upon learning that atlas is reviving on promethea:

ravs: oh hey, you’re back early!

rythian: promethea’s haunted.

ravs: what????

rythian: (loading his jakobs shotgun) i said, promethea’s haunted.

arsenal on cooking:

arsenal: okay, lemme just get my peanut butter. (opens door, leans down and reaches into arden’s gently snoring mouth to smoothly extract jar)

chippy dippy bag:

zylus: (in bed, covers pulled up over his head so that his voice is muffled) go away!

daltos: (moves camera around to face him, and he shakes his head) the reason why he’s upset is because i asked him if he wanted a chippy from the dippy bag. (swings camera down to show an open bag filled with dip covering almost all corn chips) that’s so i don’t have to wash up!

lalna gets into hot water:

lalna: (crying and panting as he’s running, being chased) NONONO, NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!

arsenal: (wearing sunglasses, driving a segwey, shouting through a megaphone, accompanied by jogging bandits and kraggons wearing wailing sirens on their heads) PUT DOWN THE BABY HOTDOGS AND YOU’LL BE SPARED!

teep and bottle flips:

teep: (going to improbable locations and performing bottle flips that always land correctly, like a live volcano or the top of the highest building on eden-5)

wee sexy reggie (ravs’ prize pigeon) and honeydew:

honeydew: (screaming hysterically and running around in a circle around a steel kitchen bench as a pigeon wearing a realistic d*ldo is attempting to land on him; whoever is recording added in ‘so happy together’ on top of all the screaming)

follow-up to the above:

parvis: there’s wee hefty reggie! (camera bobs as parvis vaults over a kitchen bench)

ravs: IT’S WEE SEXY REGGIE, NOT WEE HEFTY REGGIE! (out of breath)

parvis: (cue insane giggling, then a crash as parvis slides off and into pots and pans)

honeydew: HELP ME!!!!!

xephos and workstation:

xephos: (sitting on tiny stool in front of tiny workstation, typing on a regular keyboard; they’re awkwardly squashed so that knees are pressing up against chest) whoever stole my office equipment needs to RETURN THEM IMMEDIATELY!

lalnable:

lalnable: (camera parked on table, almost hidden; he walks in, then does a perfect ninja roll across the floor to reach the other side)

lalnable: (moonwalks in)

lalnable: (pirouettes)

lalnable: (long jumps like mario does out of room)

lalnable: (waltzes in and out with a skeleton)

lalna: (heelies in to remove camera, then heelies out)

lalnable: (throwing clipboard at lalna) GET OUT, AND TAKE YOUR CAMERA WITH YOU!

rainbow pile:

minty: being gay isn’t a competition but i know i’m winning. (swings camera around to sherlock’s desk, which has colorful junk on it piled to resemble a rainbow)

martyn: (in an exaggerated baritone) ma’am, i’m not gay enough for this after all, i’m handing in my badge. (hands over a badge that says ‘supreme top’ to her)

minty: (guffaws as she affixes badge to her shirt) it’s back to the bottom of the barrel for you, son.

sherlock: (in background) hey, uh, is removing all this stuff from my desk homophobic?

zylus and toothpaste:

zylus: (trying to squeeze the last of his toothpaste from the tube and failing hardcore; he sighs) i’m too gay for this bullshit.

daltos: i got this. (walks into bathroom with a hammer)

rythian and food:

rythian: (camera focuses on himself before he points camera at salad, and audibly sighs) i hate salad. (casually tosses bowl over shoulder; contents teleport to drift through space in the window behind him)

nilesy: you finished with that? (comically missing the floating salad)

rythian: (with a straight face) yes.

arsenal and parking:

arsenal: (sitting down in bridge, he turns in chair like he’s reversing a car before yelling into an echo device) HOW’RE WE DOING?

hawker: (camera cuts to outside frigate, which is slowly backing into giant parking space to which hawker is slowly indicating with arms) ALMOST THERE!

arsenal: (grumbles) i hate parking.

[multi-fandomsfreak]

Hello, how are you doing? 😉

I’ve got a funny idea.. Well it’s funny to me I’m not sure if it will be funny to you. 😅

So I vaguely remember Luigi’s day out Mario calling Luigi “dumbass geek” and I was like what if he had a geeky S/O. It would kinda be like “Haha Karma came back and kicked ur butt.” Moment. Like reader doesn’t look like a stereotypical geek. She’s like very very attractive so it kind of flew under the radar and it isn’t until later into the relationship where her geekiness starts to show itself.

I feel like Luigi’s day out Mario would be having a full on crisis. He would probably be like “Oh my god I’ve been dating a geek this whole time.” type thing but in all honesty he doesn’t think it’s too bad cause reader doesn’t act like his brother so that kinda helps a bit and he also thinks it’s funny [Not in a mean way tho.] to hear her ramble about what her current interests are. Sure he might not get some of it but he likes hearing reader’s voice.

[In this request reader will be using She/Her pronouns 👌]

[That’s all! Hope you’re doing well and taking good care of yourself. 👍]

Luigi’s Day Out Mario With A Geeky S/O

Hey there! Thanks for the ask!

I’m doing good thanks for asking. Ngl I almost wrote for LDO Luigi because my brain decide to write out that you wanted LDO Mario and assume it was for LDO Luigi because I saw the quote about him calling Luigi a ‘dumbass geek’. But I managed to save myself lol. Anyways hope you like it. ~Blaze/Dawn

Pronouns: She/Her

Warning: ❌

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Luigi’s Day Out Mario + Luigi’s Day Out Luigi + His Mother (idk her name sorry) + Mentions of Luigi’s Day Out Daisy + Luigi’s Day Out Waluigi

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art originally by hotdiggedydemon + Banner by Haterlovin on Pinterest

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- Honestly the fact that you might possibly be a geek completely flew under his radar. I think he would be too focused that he managed to get you. You were considered very attractive by many people so the fact that he of all people managed to get with you admittedly fueled his ego a bit. He feels like he won some sort of competition with you being his girlfriend. I like to think he actually wasn’t expecting you to say yes to him. He’d probably did it in a joking way so when you accepted it he was surprised but overall played it off like ‘he knew you’d say yes’ and how ‘no one could resist him’ overall being a cocky bastard but is actually happy that you said yes but pretended to not be too affected by it.

- He’s definitely the type of boyfriend to be constantly talking about you to anyone and everyone who would listen whether they actually want to hear it or not. As I said before he’s a cocky bastard so from the day you two got together he is not going to keep his mouth shut about you. He kind of feels like he has the right to no matter how many times people complain about it. If someone does tell him to shut up he just shoots back “Aw what’s the matter? Jealous that I actually managed to get her” or “Your just mad that I got to her before you can huh?” things like that. The way he talks about you to other people honestly makes them want to punch him sometimes. He’d say things like “Imagine not having a girlfriend?” “[Name] is so beautiful, glad she’s with me.” “Don’t you wish you had a Girlfriend like [Name]? Too bad she’s with me” etc.

- Adding on from the previous point since he literally can not keep his mouth shut about you pretty much everyone knows that the two of you are dating. Ranging from strangers, his ‘friends’ and his family. Their reactions vary, some are absolutely confused at the fact the two of you are dating. How did this emo fucker managed to get someone as beautiful as you? Even his own ‘friends’ are so confused. As for his brother and mother they were very excited and happy (mostly his mother though). She pretty much acts like how every parent asks every single question about you like what your name is? What were you like? Were you pretty? Is he treating you right? And goes on and on about it even after Luigi’s Day Out Mario telling her to stop and being embarrassed at the ambush of questions. For his Brother Luigi he’s just happy for his brother. He doesn’t really have any bad opinions about it even if he did (not that he has or will) Mario would tell him to shut it.

- He’s definitely the type of person to show you off and your beauty. As soon as he spots someone eying the two of you up you can bet he’s suddenly all up in your business. He’s grabbing your hand tightly bringing you closer while giving said person a smirk while giving them a look like ‘you jealous?’ Even around people like Daisy and Waluigi. The both of them are like “dude? I know you like her but do you have to publicly show it?” and he’s like “Of course I do. How else am I supposed to show she’s my girlfriend?” He likes riling people up by doing this.

- He definitely likes to get the two of you in trouble. Sometimes he doesn’t mean to do it but just like in the original animation he’s probably doing some shit that should've grab the police attention but does he care? No. He hasn’t gotten caught yet so why does it matter? He enjoys the feeling of doing it and he enjoys it more doing it with you. That’s how he likes to spend his time with you. So do expect yourself to be in situations like jumping fences or visiting abandoned places to have smoke sessions.

- As I said in the first point, due to your attractiveness he doesn’t really acknowledge your geekiness until the two of you feel really comfortable in the relationship. He probably accidentally stumbled upon this while the two of you were hanging out (e.g. in his room or during your smoke sessions). He probably just mentions him trying to get into a new band and it just evolves into you just giving him a full blown lecture of your favourite musician. For example “I don’t know I’ve been trying to listen to other things. Been tired of listening to the same shit over and over again.” he complained while toying his finger on his guitar that he owns then you just asked him “have you listened to [insert band name] before?” he looks at you before asking “no, who are they?” then you just went into airplane mode about your love for said band. Just think of that one yapper x listener tiktok meme.

- That’s pretty much when it pretty much hit him that he’s dating a geek. As you continued to talk about said band he’s listening to every single word you're saying. Lowkey having a crisis like “Is this what I get for calling my brother dumbass geek?” But overall surprisingly besides the initial surprise he’s actually really okay with it. Like sure if it was someone else he would’ve told him to shut up but he actually really likes it. Besides some slight teasing from him he just lets you do it because he likes to think that it’s just your voice that makes it a lot more tolerable. Plus you actually look really cute doing it even if he doesn’t get what your saying half of the time.

- I feel like he would purposely try to find ways into getting you into your little sessions just to hear you talk. He likes to offhandedly mention one of your favourite shows or comics and ask you questions about a certain character or the overall plot of said show or comic. Sometimes he likes to show off your knowledge, if someone says something wrong about a topic you know he immediately pauses them and says “I’m not sure if that’s correct, what do you say [Name]?” He says teasing the other person as you talk to said person about the topic.

- I feel like he would be the type of boyfriend to do anything for you and you alone. For example if you wanted something and have been talking about it to him you can bet he’s getting it for you. Even if the thing is expensive he would get it and by that he would probably steal it but to him it’s worth it if it’s for you. He doesn’t care that much about what people say about when he does this he just tells them off and for them to mind their business.

- Pretty much the only time you get to see him outside of his dick behaviour is with you. You can see him actually seems calm around you, when the two of you are chilling together, the two of you are just up against each other as the two of you just talk about random shit and just rant about things you like or don’t like. Overall, despite being an asshole he’s actually a good boyfriend to you.

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[im-not-really-a-pickle-jar]

i just had to look at a super mario villain d*ldo amd i have no idea what to do

that image has now been etched into my memory

what the helck

[varshaf]

Ter-Motivator

Hai haii ges wassap 🙌 Im come back

Huahhh alhamdulillah saya sudah sembuh ges. Terima kasih untuk adik2, dan teman2 yg sudah mendoakan saya T_T lop yu

So, ada apa seh sama judul yang di atas? Ter-motivator? Siapa? Kenapa bisa? Yaudah ges saya mau cerita lagi nih, simak baik2 yaahh.. (bau2 bakal di bilang sok pamer lagi nih -,- bodo ah)

Jadi, Ter-motivator adalah sebuah gelar yang pernah disembatkan kepada saya ketika acara malam persembangan angkatan 2018 Isba Indralaya. (Lah kok bisa fel?) hmm.. Saya juga ga tau kenapa bisa. Oh iyaa sebagai simbol saya dikasih mahkota loh gess hehe ini fotonya...

Hihi, lucu khann.. Saya juga dapet selempang dari karton dan di depannya ditempelin kaya minuman serbuk instan, sama soklin. Bermanfaat banget buat anak kosan like me hehe. Huaahhh malam itu saya terharu banget ges sekaligus ga nyangka bisa dianugerahi gelar ini. Yapss sebenarnya sih saya merasa tidak pantas sama sekali. Hmmm, kalo gitu saya ceritain tentang acara sebelum penganugerahan ini yee...

Jadi ges, malam persembahan ini adalah acara dimana angkatan mahasiswa baru Isba Indralaya menampilkan sebuah persembahan atau penampilan yg ditujukan untuk menghibur abg2 dan ayuk2 angkatan di atas mereka. Mungkin sebagai ucapan terim kasih, melepas stres atau semacamnya lah.. Acara ini rutin tiap tahun diadakan, menjadi momen2 yg ditunggu2 oleh abg2 dan ayuk2 Isba Indralaya bahkan masyarakat sekitar. Dan biasanya acara ini dilaksanakan setelah LDO(Latihan Dasar Organisasi) Isba Indralaya. Jadi ga sabaran nglihat penampilan adek2 angkatan 2019 tahun ini hihi.

Oh iyaa, disini mereka bebas loh mau menampilkan apa saja, Bisa drama, nyanyi, puisi, menari pokoknya apapun bisa di tampilkan untuk menghibur tamu yang datang. Dan biasanya di penghujung acara akan ada sesi penganugerahan gelar kepada abg2 atau ayuk2 Isba seperti Ter-baper, Ter-baik, Ter-baik, dan masih banyak lagi, tergantung kesepakatan angkatan yg punya acara. Namun tahun kemarin atau tahun 2018, angkatan ini mengkonsep acara yg agak berbeda dari tahun sebelumnya. Yang membedakan hanya sesi penganugerahan Ter- itu dilakukan di sela2 penampilan bukan di penghujung acara, kreatif khann.

Acara pertama itu kaya ada rada-rada seremnya, soalnya ada Linda wkwkwk sorry prett. Setelah itu ape ye kok lupaa hmmm pokonya kalo ngga nyanyi ya drama. Dan asli drama mereka lucu banget apalagi pas cowok2nya dandan kek bencong hmm ada2 wae. Hehe. Nah setelah drama itu ada penganugerahan gelar, saya lupa itu Ter-apa. Yasudah lah yaa anggap saya gelar Ter-Motivator hehe biar ga lama2 ngbacotnya.

Nah jadi ges, setelah aura sebelumnya bahagia dan penuh canda tawa karena drama diki(dkk), Suasanaya seketika berubah mencekam dan sunyi ketika MC mengumumkan bahwa acara selanjutnya adalah penganugerahan gelar Ter-Motivator. Wahh kaya nya saya tau nih siapa yang bakal terpilih, Kalo ga yuk Vira ya Marcel (dalam hati). Saya berpikiran demikian karena Yuk Vira dan Marcel menjadi pembicara ketika acara LDO angkatan 2018 tahun lalu, dan materi yang mereka ambil adalah tentant jangan menyerah terhadap keadaan yg buruk, materi mereka penuh dengan kata motivasi untuk semangat menjalani hidup, jadi yaa akhirnya saya menyimpulkan demikian. "Oii Milen menurut ka siape dapet gelar tu? Menurut ku sih yuk Vira atau Marcel", Tanya saya kepada teman saya. "Iya sih, sama. Menurut ku ge acem tu" balas teman saya.. Tiba2 MC mengintruksikan kepada tamu untuk kondusif karena pengumumannya akan segera diumumkan. " Wah, siapa yahh kira2 yang bakal dapet gelar Ter-Motivator ini?" kata si MC cewek. " dari pada penasaran langsung saja, yang mendapatkan gelar Ter-Motivator adalah....... " jeng jeng jeng.. " Viranda Chorenaaaaa!!!!! Untuk yuk Vira silakan maju ke depan panggung untuk penganugerahan" seketika suasananya berubah menjadi riuh dengan tepuk tangan penonton. hmmm.. Dugaan ku benar hehehe(ketawa bangga). " Eh, tapi temen2 kita untuk gelar Ter-Motivator ini kita punya 2 orang lohh" ucap si MC laki2. "eh iya hampir lupa, kira2 siapa yaa satu orang lagi yg mendapat gelar Ter-motivator ini? " kata si MC cewek. (pasti Marcel) batinku..

"dan yang mendapat gelar Ter-motivator selanjutnya adalahhh....... Felisa!!! "

Hee? Siape? Ku? Salah baca bukan MC e?. "untuk yuk Felisa harap maju kedepan yuk" . Loh benar ye? Kok tepuk tangannya ga semeriah yuk Vira tadi, berarti orang2 juga ga nyangka yak? hehe hmm.

Yasudah, dengan hati dag dig dug serr saya maju kedepan untuk dipakaikan mahkota dan selempang. Huahh berasa jadi miss Univers T_T . Setelah memasang mahkota dan selempang, mc meminta kami berdua untuk menyampaikan satu atau dua kata kepada penonton. Yuk vira dengan santainya mengucapkan kata terima kasih dan ada sedikit kata motivasi. Sementara saya??? Saya kalo inget dengan apa yang saya katakan waktu itu juga jadi geli sendiri wkwk. Kira2 saya bilang gini.. "emmm, aduh ku dak tau nak ngomong ape" dan ekspresi penonton menunjukan mereka berkata seperti ini " benar ga sih ni org motivator? " . Terus saya blg ginu lagi akhirnya "ku.. Ku ge dak nyangka knp bise dapet ni, hehe. Mkasih untuk adk2 18" dan suasana penuh dengan bunyi krik.. Krik.. Krik.. Krik...

Aaaaaa maluu coyyy... Jujur saya seneng sekaligus ngerasa ga pantas. Kenapa ya, karena pertama saya orangnya ga pandai memotivasi lewat kata2 yg di ucapkan secara lisan. Intinya saya jarang sekali berbicara apalagi mengeluarkan kata2 motivasi bak Mario Teguh. Saya tidak mengerti atas dasar apa adek2 angkatan 18 memutuskan bahwa saya menjadi kakak Ter-motivator bagi angkatan mereka. Hmm. Sampe skr saya masih bingung. Padahal dulu saya juga tidak pernah menulis bacotan seperti ini. Saya lebih suka mengerjakan sesuatu atau menjadi pelaksana daripada seorang yang mengarahkan. Hadeuhh.. Mngkin apabila ada adek2 18 yang membaca ini kalian bisa memberitahu saya alasanya, sehingga saya bisa hidup dengan tenang. Atau kalian merasa menyesal memberikan gelar itu kepada saya juga ga papa, bilang saja biar hidup saya juga tenang.

But.. Terlepas dri itu semua, mkasih karena ikak percaya dgn ayuk. Maafin ayuk kalo ternyata ayuk ngecewain ikak dan dak sesuai kx eskpektasi ikak. Karena ni lah ayuk... Ayuk juga manusia biasa. Bahkan sebenar e ayuk dak pandai memotivasi diri ayuk sendiri. Heheh. Hmm kok melow gini sih :"

Mungkin itulah cerita saya kali ini yakk. Untuk temen2 yg kemarin req tenang yaa bakal dibikinin kok. Saya mau cari Lui dulu hehe dahhhh see yuu 😗