#LANCER!

[jonsaremembers]

Passing on a writing prompt from @carbon—14

“do you wanna come over and kill some time?”

Phil frowns at the text message, starts to type, stops, starts, stops again.

"Do you mean, like, murder?" he finally writes.

When the three dots pop up, a gaping maw of insecurity opens in his stomach and he types frantically. "I just don't understand, sorry"

Dan stops typing too, then starts again, and immediately the message appears.

"BAHAHAHA phil no!! like...pass the time!!"

Oh. OH. Phil starts giggling and can't stop. Rather than force his fingers to type, he presses call, still laughing.

Dan picks up and he too is cackling that loud, shrill, joyous laugh of his. Phil's already so smitten with it.

"Phil," Dan gasps. "I can't believe you. You seriously thought I was inviting you over to go on a purge or something?"

"I'm so sorry," Phil wheezes, tears in his eyes. "I take things very literally sometimes, it's just who I am."

"Christ on a bicycle." Dan sniffles. "I'm actually crying, that's so funny."

"That gives a whole new meaning to 'be gay, do crime,'" Phil jokes.

Dan snorts in response. "Let me try this again: do you want to come over and be gay with me to pass the time? No crime involved."

"Sure," Phil says, heart warm, already looking for his shoes.

[ice-eisgoingtogetme]

Ho ho ho! You’re my size now! Want to help me cause problems on purpose? Signed, @officialancer

wat problems r u cuasing? r they dangeres?

[rainbowgod666]

They should

Tumblr is the ACTUAL last bastion of freedom left EVER.

It is our job to keep this place based and full of queers and crabs and femboys armed with guns and giant mechs that kill cutely and horny people who are genuinely longing for actual love and special interests and legalized weed and legalized nuclear bombs and steel from the SCP:Lockdown mod that gives a fuckton of iron when smelted in the Tinker's construct smeltery and tomboys with sledgehammers and isopods and pokemon and trans people and multiverse theory and cocaine and the Too Much TNT mod from our childhoods and creepypastas and old films and new films and goncharov and corrupted data and cryptic non-ads and MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] and bloodborne kart and funny skeletons and gay mercenaries that actually arent and music made by thicc robot girls and tech support and social issues and cringe american politics and anti-consumerism and anti-capitalism and AUTISM AND-

Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭

[locusustus]

[stylish-fish]

I've seen this a lot

[hellspawnmotel]

whatever *tezuka-styles your deltarune cast*

[seronefada]

"Were very sorry sir. The children thought your people were from the government."

A small DP/DC promp

Casper high is on a field trip in Gotham.

Danny is in the team with Tucker, Kwan and Dash as most of the time.

They have a picture hunt around Gotham.

After a while they notice strange people in white following them. White jackets, black ties.

As Amity park kids the of course thought, these were GIW agents they don't know.

Everybody knows Danny is having to much ecto in his system. They sometimes see his eyes change color. No surprise if you think of the Fenton Parents lap safety.

So as the people get closer and one of them grabs Danny's arm. Dash hits him before they can speak.

They got in a big fight.

Penguin gets called cause his Goons are fighting a school class.

Things calm down quick as Oswald came. The Teacher told them to stop.

As he was talking to Mr. Lancer the Teacher said:" The children are very sorry. They thought your Henchpeople were part of the Government."

Penguins Goons are also very sorry:" We thought it was a Wayne kid."

Penguin has also some Questions in his head like: why would high school kids get into a fist fight with the Government?

And why did the Teacher think that was a reasonable explanation?

[akanemnon]

Both UTDR doodle requests are done!

I mainly wanted to stick to non AU characters that I haven't drawn a lot or even at all before. Ofc there are more people that requested these characters in particular, but the ones mentioned were the ones that got my attention first.

Now I need to rest my wrist

[ross-hollander]

[daisilynn]

as soon as I saw the blunt Ralsei Valentine’s Day card I had to draw it LOL

[jonsaremembers]

Ask questions 3, 4, and 22 :)

aww thank you!!

3 - share a pet peeve

People who don't observe elevator etiquette. Whoever's already ON the elevator gets to get off first before anyone gets on. Don't go barging onto the elevator the minute it opens.

anyone who mimics themselves?

4 - share a dark thought

I'm often scared I'm going to run out of joy and enthusiasm for everything one day, like I can't possibly be this excited about dnp forever. But I think time has shown that I can always be this excited about dnp *again,* which gives me hope.

22 - strangest thing that happened to you this week

my sister saw a license plate that said WPTYWOO and since we have a game of sending each other funny license plates she sent it to me, and it made me howl my head off in the daycare pickup line. I don't know why, it's not that funny???

ty for the ask <3

[ice-eisgoingtogetme]

🐀🐀🐀🐀CONGRATULATIONS!🐀🐀🐀🐀

YOU, [insert name here], JUST GOT

🐀🐀🐀🐀RATTED🐀🐀🐀🐀

COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO 🐀🐀RAT🐀🐀 YOUR FRIENDS!

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

Signed, @officialancer

IVE BEEN RATTED? IS THIS LIKE THW ICE-E TOUCH?

I NEED TO RAT SOMEKNE ELSE!

[tinsil]

toy storuy

[salmffron]

I think I'm sorry for this one. Mostly sorry how uniform it looks. Enjoy<3

[quinnydoll]

being a GM is really fun because sometimes you can make your players go through some really traumatic Evangelion bullshit, but other times you can force them to go bowling for no reason