#LAAAMMEE

[bettertwin1]

Do you guys think- no...i shan't (is that a word donnie don't answer this) say it

[alienclownguts]

HERE HE COMES!!

I wanna learn perspective and also how to color and shade digital art so I thought I’d practice both at once!!

I love you Wally Darling I know you’re not evil ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ also the LAME version is under the cut

LAAAAMMEEEEE LAAAMMEE VERSION EWWWWWWW i don’t like it

Also the sketch :3

edit: WHY DOES TUMBLR RUIN MY ART ITS LOOKS SO MUCH MORE VIBRANT ON EVERYTHING ELSE OH MY SHHWJWJWJWJEJJWJWJWJWJWJWJ

[the-leafcutter-ant-queen]

What even is a bug then

This definition is laaammee

Petition to change the definition of "bug" to anything that typically has more than 4 legs and anything that typically has less than two legs and is smaller than the average cat and is invertebrate

Shrimp is bug

Lobter is bug

Snail is bug

Crab is bug

Worm is bug

Spider is bug

All of the previous mentioned and any others that fit the definition I want it to be is now bug because I said so and I think my definition is cooler, like if you agree

[tezzbot]

YOU ARE SO LAAAMMEE I LOVE ESPIO SO MUCH HELP

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A WEIRDO WHEN SILVER THE HEDGEHOG CALLS YOU STRANGE HELP ME

[lyssasjourney]

I haven’t been on that much because life and pregnancy, now they’re shutting down live.. guess we won’t have post baby karaoke. Laaammee

[citrusitonit]

-cant sleep over, they didnt allow me :(

Booorrrinngggg laaammee booo boo loser👎👎👎👊 go home

-if i come over, ur mother wont be able to take her hands off me

Yass go chad alpha male slayy winner winner woohoo i love you rackisoon

[michutherotom]

Hello? AWW MAN.. did they get their phone yoinked.?

FUCKING LAAAMMEE!!

Well sadly you cannot unless you’re willing to go up with world traveling.. which would lead you into a portal into my trainer’s world.. lostel.. so.. not advised-.. it’s dangerous.. so many times I’ve been badly injured.. even watched my trainer herself get nearly …- well..? How do I say it.. -.. un-alived..? sure.. yeah.. that.. I’m scared..

-Michu the shiny rotom

ok, that sounds like shit

I pity you

[relmi-llorrac]

Lame joke xD

So I just thought of a little joke and part of me feels bad but the other part is laughing too hard at my lame joke. So Jensen’s daughter is named Arrow right Well what if when she’s older she dates a guy named Beau? It’d be like “Oh look it’s Beau and Arrow” (in case the spelling throws you off, it’s pronounced like a bow, so bow and arrow, haha get it??)

[spider-bih]

What? No, no, no just no. You got the looks and the personality. Id be fucking lucky to have you as a friend.

asdfghj lmao I’m lame! I’m a lame lumpy lump. You’re so sweet though

[fzrticv]

Do you prefer Mammon or Ozzie?

" .. really now? Grayfaces, what ya doing here? Trying to get me murdered ?”

“ But if you have to know , I feel more comfortable with Lord Asemdous ... I like playing around with Mammon if he lets me but being around him all day? Yeah, no. never again. thank you. ”

“ Lord Asemdous is more.. caring and just - around, were both perfomrs this just, works really, it wasn’t diffcult finding a rythme with him surprsingly ... ... not sure how true his words are but ..”

“Whatever,  there - happy? Mammon stopped being fun the second he stopped doing music, so laaammee. He got his bot to woreship his ass”

[h9undexye]

i hear hes gonna ve itnerveriwed by the vortinews. hope its better than his apolgoy..LAAAMMEE!!!!!!

sector e floor update bullsquid jomes made an apolgoy video we are watchign it on The Ipad will udpate afer the video

[shall-we-imagine]

Ice breaker. (EliasxGlenn)

So an EliasxGlenn one shot was requested, but I wasn't told a specific idea, so I took liberty in deciding that 😂 again thank you for requesting!

Genre: fluff.

Summary: Elias and Glenn had never really interacted together that much, but because of an incident that happened, they somehow ended up forming a bond in a rather unexpected way.

(Third person point of view)

Elias was making his way back from his brother's office. Class has been cancelled due to snow, yet Klaus didn't think it was a good enough reason to let his brother off the hook for today. Now normally, the weather is simply controlled by magic, so it's never really that cold. However, sometimes professor Randolph just has some marvellous ideas and decides to let the students endure his humour.

Elias sighed as he made his way through the cold. The only sound that could be heard was the crunching of snow beneath him; most students were either in town trying the new hot drinks the coffee shops have to offer or simply just warming up in bed, which Elias couldn't wait to do. He knew he had some hot chocolate back at the dorm, and boy was he excited to have some while he snuggled up in bed with some blankets and a good book. The thought itself was enough to make him speed up. It's either that or the coat, scarf, gloves, and several layers of clothing really weren't doing much against the cold, and he really needed to get warm.

His fantasies, however, were abruptly cut off when he felt something cold hit the back of his head. He stopped walking and reached to touch the back of his head, trying to figure what had hit him. Literally.

Bits of snow? Elias didn't even have to think twice about who could've done that. Luca. He turned around, ready to yell at the green-haired idiot, but he was nowhere to be seen. "Luca!" The blond yelled in hopes of receiving a reply, but all he got was silence.

He frowned, but decided to shrug it off and proceed to walk back to the dorms. Another hit. "Luca, it's not funny!" Elias turned around and yelled once again. "Oh, but it is!" Luca finally decided to come out of his hiding spot, followed by a taller, bigger figure. "Vincent?" Elias raised an eyebrow. "I told them to stop, but they're both awfully childish." A third person came out of the same hiding place.

"You too?" Elias stared at the guy he'd had some sort of a soft spot for. Glenn. "No, I promise I was just stopping them." Glenn raised his hands in defence. "Yeah, he's no fun." Vincent threw a snowball at Glenn before sticking his tongue out. Glenn rolled his eyes before walking towards Elias, "I think I'm gonna be joining you instead of these two." Glenn chuckles while looking at Elias. Suddenly, Elias didn't feel as cold as before. Was it because he was blushing? Naahh, that couldn't be it. Of course not.

Their moment was interrupted by more snowballs hitting them, "laaammee." Luca shouted at them while Vincent laughed. "You little-" Elias muttered before reaching for the snow. He threw a snowball at Luca; Luca guarded his face with his arms before looking at Elias with an amused expression. "Not bad, Prince Elias." He smirked.

"You guys are having a snowball fight?!" A cheerful voice interrupted, making all of them turn towards the person speaking. "I wanna play!" Somehow Serge had found them and misread the situation. This wasn't a snowball fight; it was just Luca and Vincent getting on Elias's nerves that's all, right?

"I wanna play too!" A feminine voice agreed; she had gone unnoticed for the first few minutes, but Liz was standing there next to Serge. "Taffy play too!" The little stuffed toy chimed with the enthusiastic idiots that interrupted what Elias thought was a fight.

"This isn't a-" the blond was interrupted by Vincent, "sure, come on, let's all play!" He chuckled. They cheered and took their positions; Serge and Taffy on Elias and Glenn's side, Liz on Luca and Vincent's side.

Glenn looked at Elias and gave a sympathetic smile, "we might as well just enjoy it, huh?" Glenn placed his hand on top of Elias's head. The way Elias stared back at him with flushed cheeks made Glenn's heart beat faster and faster. Glenn wanted to just hold him close. He couldn't do so at the moment, but it didn't make him want it any less.

A snowball hit Glenn in the face, "Focus!" His close friend on the other team wiggled his eyebrows at him. Glenn shook his head. He and Elias looked at each other and then back at the other team. "Let's do this!" Serge yelled dramatically; Elias laughed in response before joining the act, "Yeah!" He responded, and with that, started a playful snowball fight.

It went on for longer than anyone had anticipated, and no one was bored yet, so they kept going. They no longer knew which team had scored more, and they didn't care; they just kept going.

Elias hid behind a wall, shielding himself from the snowballs flying all over the place. He could see Glenn making his way towards him. "Come with me." Glenn whispered, as he held his hand, "huh?" Elias furrowed his eyes in confusion. "Sshh." Glenn held a finger to his lips, "just come with me." Glenn smiled.

They slowly snuck their way out, and once they were far enough, they started running. Their laughs filling the air, "We made it out." Elias smiled at Glenn when they stopped, "we did." He smiled back.

"So..what were your plans for today?..well..before Luca and Vincent decided to ruin that." Glenn asked, "Well.." Elias blushed a little, suddenly feeling like his plans would make him sound boring, which was the last thing he wanted. "Nothing, really. I just wanted a cup of hot chocolate, stay in bed, read a book, and yeah." He decided to tell him anyway. "Can I join you?" Elias's eyes widened as he looked up to make sure Glenn wasn't joking. "O-of course." Elias averted his gaze, blushing, when he saw Glenn smiling tenderly at him.

When they walked into the dorm room, Yukiya was sitting there on the bed. Elias had completely forgotten about his roommate being there. "Uh..I-" Elias felt the need to find an excuse to why he was bringing a guy to their dorm room. Yukiya, on the other hand, didn't seem the least bit surprised. "I'm gonna go for a walk." He said as he got up and left the room. Elias made a mental note to thank his roommate later.

In a matter of minutes, Elias and Glenn were seated on Elias's bed, wrapped up in blankets. Glenn had his arms wrapped around the smaller boy's waist; he also had his head rested on Elias's shoulder while Elias held a book, reading it out loud for Glenn to hear. He only paused for a few seconds every now and then to take a sip out of his beloved hot chocolate before proceeding with the book he was reading.

Glenn payed close attention to the way Elias spoke. The way he changed his tone whenever a different character spoke. The way he paused at all the right parts. It was like he had the book memorized, and it was just natural for him to read like that. It was entertaining to simply listen to him read. However, Glenn could think of one thing that could be more entertaining than listening to Elias reading.

Glenn slowly tilted his head, so that Elias could feel Glenn's breathing on his neck. Elias shivered lightly, "G-glenn?" Elias turned to look at Glenn, who wasted no time before holding Elias's face in his hand; Glenn shut his eyes, pushing his lips against Elias's. Elias's eyes widened for a few seconds before he shut them and slowly kissed back. He let go of the book and put one hand on top of Glenn's hand.

Soon enough, they were both asleep in each other's arms, and the book was long forgotten, of course. Same with Yukiya. Well, till the next morning at least. That's when an embarassed Elias had to spend his time trying to explain himself to Yukiya, that came home to his roommate cuddled up next to some guy.

[lilghostqueen-x]

What are we to do?

He teased me last night while I slowly fell asleep and it tortured me this morning... It always starts the same.. "you're laaammee" "Nooo you're lame" "Noooo you're the lamest" and so on... But it always ends up the same as well.. "shut up" "you shut uppp" "make me" *silence* that second of silence before I giggle to fill the air with something other than the words we both have on our minds is somewhat torturous. You whisper something.. "What was that?" I ask knowing the answer is going to be something we both want, but neither of us will let us have. "I'd beat your ass. And you'd love it." I don't even need to see your face to know you're grinning.. knowing it would tease me and make me somewhat speechless. "Id beat your ass so hard. And you'd love every second of it." I can clearly hear in your voice that you know what you're doing. Turning me on... But never allowing me to do anything more than fill the now sexual tension infused air with my giggle and a slight moan. Each time we shatter the tension by laughing and saying it's a joke. However, we always end up back tracking, allowing each other to make it known to one another that we could have more if we wanted it. Although, we both know it wouldn't fill the desire we both truly have. Our desire of wanting a relationship and love, but she holds you back and I hold myself back. We both know we could do no strings attached, but it's just not what we really want...

[laurafacepalmer]

I feel so out of the loop I miss my mutuals on here I'm always on Twitter not on here

[sinscursedforests]

“Laaammee. He can’t even come out and fight me.”

[hempart-blog]

time is going by way to fast. I literally haven't appreciated anything cause I don't have the time to. :~(