#Kurloz x Marvus

[gamzee-little-clown]

Kurloz <3 Gamzee

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Kurloz <3< Marvus <3< Gamzee

Kurloz and Gamzee travel to Alternia's past after leaving their groups. They chill at Marvus circus and learn that he is the current top clown in service directly to the Messiahs.

Time passes, Marvus, having some strange command over time, comes back to the present with them.

Kurloz dislikes Marvus for many reasons, and the feelings are mutual. Their private hate makeouts are interrupted by the now GHB Alpha timeline Kurloz's descendant.

Gamzee resents Marvus as well, for different reasons. Marvus returns the feeling of annoyance and just to piss Kurloz off, he starts making out with the younger Makara while the elder painfully squeezes those honking tits together.

Gamzee gets pulled into it shortly afterward.

==>Gamzee: Get used as a bucket in a hate fucking gay clown three way with your Matesprit and his Kismesis who just might hate you too..

this b a prompt? Yea that.

I am not feeling up to writing this atm, please, please, someone do it for me....

[clowndaydreams]

I would ask of ye, clowndaydreams-to bequeath upon me the clown secret moirail techniques! how would our hiveswap clowns put on the pale moves? do they like being the one to be calmed or the calmer, or are they good either way? I'm eager to see ghb, slamzy n hotdogs moves- I bet all of them have a mean pap n swaddle technique.

This. This inspired me and I have too many notes that are all decently half-baked and tweaked as I go along. I implore any of you to confer with me on this but I have a good starting point.

I think there are 3 distinct ‘pale languages’ (like love languages) that most palemates go by. Most good moirails have an idea as to what to do for all 3 categories but every relationship is different and everyone has preference and etc. Usually there are 2 main ways a pale quad will deal with an mental breaks. (I mean this in more of a Partner A does either x or y while Partner B does y or z way). So let’s go down the list. For easy understanding, A is the calmer while B is the one needing to be calmed/calm-ee. Read more for scrolling sanity.

1.Physical Touch

Best exemplified by the shoosh-pap. This technique is regarded as the most publicly acceptable way of calming a pale partner while in public as it is not *too* intimate. It is regarded as akin to a peck on the lips in public by human comparison. Intimate but not too intimate if you will. The desired affect will still happen based on the receiver. However, as with most things, there do exist other ways of calming your diamond down. Things as subtle as a hand squeeze or reassuring shoulder grab can be enough when accompanied by a shoosh(or grunt/chitter/growl/etc.) When in private, this can escalate to things like feels piles, cuddling sessions, and openly clinging to the other as they go about what they must in the hive. The touch is the most important part, as that reminds B that A is there as well as the feelings just the thought of them(A) can bring them(B). Clowns that prefer this method are Marvus, Gamzee and GHB.

Marvus tends to do affectionate hugs/dogpiles to prevent a moirail from physically doing anything. He guides them away under the guise of ‘needing them for something’. Once they are away from prying eyes, he grabs them and grounds them with assuring noises and rubs. They’re usually pretty gentle unless he really needs to restrain them. 

Gamzee does default to the shoosh-pap, shy about showing full affection and really only knowing that form since that was the only one he’s seen in public. He eventually learns other ways, but that method is a comfortable zone for him. He is partial to dogpiles in private and just reveling in his moirails touch once fully comfortable in the relationship.

GHB is more of a shoulder-clapping kind of troll. It’s his way of showing support for whatever they decide to do next. He trusts their judgement unless they have proven incapable at that specific moment. He may also rub his thumb on their shoulder blade for added effectiveness.

2.Distraction

This one is more abstract in terms of what normally goes on in it but I will give a bunch of examples. The touch-averse trolls tend to favor this language because there isn’t much to do other than guiding their diamond’s attention away from the issue. This can range from small gifts and sensory toys to popping their headphones on them with some white noise and guiding them through some small task(like breathing or something). After certain intervals A will ask B if they need to continue or change the item/method. This is also a more acceptable form of pale affection in public, but worse than a shoosh-pap. Clowns that prefer this method are Rapsta and Kurloz.

Rapsta has sensory toys out the wazoo on a normal day. He likes occupying his hands while focusing on things like appointment scheduling, song writing and generally chilling. His favorite is a fidget cube that he will hand his diamond if they get too overwhelmed. 

Kurloz tends to use his chuckles to literally force them to think about something more relaxing. Sometimes he will even project breathing exercises into their noggin with the command of ‘BREATHE’. 

While he may not prefer it, I love the mental image of Marvus using this method with squirt flowers, chewable sensory toys and pies. It would be hilarious. 

3.Isolation

This is a somewhat more concrete method. It is simply setting up your pale partner up to be comfortable and letting them stew for a few hours. This can be setting up their favorite game and leaving a snack stash, prepping a picnic for them to go on with their lusus when you know they are stressed, or swaddling them and staying semi-nearby for when they want cuddles/transition into something else. This is the second/third most variable method, but a popular one for the independent yet stubborn moirail who is ‘totally fine’ but you know will break as soon as something mildly inconveniences them. Clowns that prefer this are Chahut and Hotdog. Hotdog has perfected the shoosh n’ swaddle as he calls it. He kinda turns you into a blanket burrito. He has you lay down on a blanket, puts a small pillow under your head, 2 body pillows on either side of you and wraps you up to chill for a while. It’s just tight enough that it would take a bit of effort to escape but you can still semi-freely move around in it to do whatever he set up for you.

Chahut isn’t the type to force her diamond to talk about anything, but will set up little things that they have to do on their own so they have to cool off. Like commission them to make something for her, setting them on a walk with DuckMom because she’s ‘busy’, making lunch before leaving on ‘errands’. Stuff like that usually works like a charm. So there you have it. All of their pale techniques. If you would like to know what x clown would do with a moirail that responds to x method/language, please don’t be scared to ask. :o)

[the-night-before-we-met]

so I got tired of waiting to finish my writing list so here is all I have so far:

Homestuck:

Karkat

Dave

Eridan

Sollux

Equius

Gamzee

Feferi

Tavros

Kankri

Cronus

Kurloz

Mituna

Latula

Damara

Dualscar

Psiioniic

Signless

GHB

The Condesce

Hiveswap:

Lanque

Mallek

Galekh

Marvus

Chahut

Danganronpa 1:

Byakuya

Makoto

Kyoko

Sakura

Leon

Mondo

Ishimaru

Chihiro

Mukuro

Danganronpa 2:

Hajime

Izuru

Nagito

Chiaki

Kazuichi

Peko

Fuyuhiko

Ibuki

Mikan

Obey me:

Lucifer

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Solomon

Simeon

Diavolo

Barbatos

What I'll write:

Smut (pecify if you want kinks)

Angst

Fluff

HC

x OC

Matches

What I won't write:

When it comes to the smut I won't do r@pe

No song lyrics themed

No crossovers

[luminousbravery]

Adri's Masterlist, 4.0.

Link to previous masterlist

BETA AND ALPHA KID SETS

Dave realises he's in love

Jade and John with a punk S/O

Beta Kids' S/O comes out as asexual

Striders with a S/O who likes to leave encouraging notes for them

Dave with an overdramatic friend

Dave's S/O gets revenge

Jake teaches his S/O self defense

Dirk's S/O patches him up after a fight

Dirk with a S/O who blushes easily

Dave with a childish S/O

Jake comforts a sad S/O

Jake with a sleepy S/O

John thinks his S/O forgot his birthday

Jane with a S/O that loves her so much they start crying

Gamzee x S/O x Equius park date

John and Dave with a S/O who keeps getting misgendered

Jade with a touch starved S/O

Dave with a S/O who likes to call him pet names

TROLL SETS

Signless with a purpleblood S/O

Damara with a cuddly S/O

Nepeta goes to a rave with her scene S/O

Sollux protects his limeblood S/O from being killed

Zahhaks with a S/O who can't sleep unless they're cuddling something

Karkat, Eridan, and Cronus with a S/O that likes to pick them up

Eridan cares for a sick S/O

Nepeta x S/O x Vriska

Vriska, Terezi, and the reader as moirails

The Psiionic and The Signless get patched up by their human S/O

Kankri tries to get his S/O to sleep

Kurloz with a human vampire S/O

Tavros with a S/O that likes horror

Gamzee with a dramatic S/O

Sollux and Karkat with a S/O that hates their laugh

Tavros' S/O comforts him after a scary movie

Eridan, Feferi, and Meenah with a surfer S/O

Gamzee with a S/O who stims

Kankri is haunted by the ghost of his S/O

Nepeta with a S/O who likes shiny things

Kankri triggers his S/O

Eridan with a S/O who likes to steal his cape and scarf

Sollux with an ADHD S/O

Vriska's S/O FLARPs with her

The Dualscar makes his S/O take care of themself

Mituna with a Gemini S/O

Karkat and his S/O stuck in quarantine together

Eridan with a misunderstood Purple blood S/O

Mituna with a S/O who likes to send him memes

Mituna cuddle headcanons

Latula x S/O x Mituna headcanons

Captors with a S/O who can't control their volume

Nepeta comforts a dysphoric S/O

Gamzee and Karkat with a S/O who wants to get them into metal

Cronus with a S/O who cosplays

Kurloz with a touch starved matesprit

Aradia, Nepeta, and their S/O play Minecraft together

HIVESWAP SETS

Chixie dies with her mutantblood S/O

Mallek, Charun, and Tagora's S/O comes out as demifluid

Tyzias and Chixie on a double date with their S/O's

Galekh and Marvus with a S/O who stims in honks

Boldir dies in front of their S/O

Marvus with an artist S/O

Wanshi sees the reader as a parental figure

Kankri and Eridan + Surprise kisses

Eridan with an autistic S/O

Zebruh with a S/O who calls him out on his bullshit

Marvus x S/O x Chixie headcanons

Marvus with an autistic S/O who hisses if overwhelmed

Chixie x anxious! S/O x Marvus headcanons

OTHER SETS

Dismas, Arcjec, and Taz with a tiny S/O who won't hesitate to fight (Vast Error)

Jade x Vriska x S/O x Terezi relationship headcanons

Arcjec with a sleepy/cuddly S/O (Vast Error)

Murrit with a tiny S/O that won't hesitate to fight (Vast Error)

Ellsee moirail headcanons (Vast Error)

Murrit watches his S/O die... (Vast Error)

Arcjec with a S/O that likes to roleplay (Vast Error)

Arcjec Ellsee and Murrit with a sad S/O who needs a nap (Vast Error)

Dave x S/O x Karkat ice cream date

Bec Noir relationship headcanons

John and Karkat find out their S/O is a superhero

Jake, Dirk, and Hal with a musical S/O

Bec Noir angst headcanons

Gamzee and Marvus with a S/O who has tourettes

Davesprite with an affectionate S/O

Hal with a S/O who sleeps in uncomfy places

Hal watches his S/O die

Hal cuddle headcanons

Davepetasprite cuddling headcanons

Hal with a S/O that likes to make fires

Arcjec, Dismas, and Jentha cuddle headcanons (Vast Error)

Striders + Davesprite + Hal with a S/O who loves them so much they start crying

Striders + Captors with a neurodivergent S/O

[gamzee-little-clown]

Friendship & Stuff Too: Chp 2 preview

The slight jiggle of the psycho clown's massive man tits have you captivated. He is carrying you up five flights of stairs like it is nothing. The two of you arrived at this apartment complex an hour ago and he spent 30 minutes getting some random girl's phone number before he started stalking her toward her apartment....

"So what the fuck do you want from me you extraterrestrial man whore?" You don't know that for a fact, but the way his hulking body is slimmed off into that slutty fucking waist you can't help but blurt it out.

He stares at you with a grin too wide for his face, he breaks the lock on the girl's apartment door to her panic and horror. "U R going to help my 2 fav clownz get back 2gether." He pulled out a gun from seemingly nowhere as he shot the girl in the face when she rushed up to him with a baseball bat. Her head snapped back, twisting from the force of the clearly alien made weapon. Blood splattered out of her fractured skull, draining from her eyes, ears, nose and mouth as it exploded in her head flesh. Her eyeballs popped and her brain leaked out like too much pressure in a soda can. She hits the floor with a loud, wet, gurgled thud and Marvus steps over her body as if it was just trash in his walkway.

He stops, turns, then the stupid fucking clown throws his head back and starts laughing.

Soon the door shuts, his laugh dies down and that same gun is pressed to your temple. You gulp, not wanting to look at him, his options for you are unspoken, but clear.

"Fucking seriously?"

"As a mfkin murda, ufeelme?"

[gamzee-little-clown]

Seeking Love from Clown Town.

Seeking a Kurloz or GHB rp partner, both works, also looking for a Marvus. To play opposite my Gamzee. I strictly bottom. Must be ok with mature and taboo topics. 18+ only. Message me.

[gamzee-little-clown]

OOC #7

Working on F&S Too

Got another kurgam fic planned: Tantric Sex, inspired by these two Spanish Kurgam fics i found on FF.NET.

Gunna update my current multi chapter fics when I can

Need artist to draw content for fics as I cannot draw worth shit.

Looking for people to write fanfics with, kurgam, Marvus x gamzee, Kurloz x Marvus, GHB x gamzee, Gamzee x Gamzee, GHB x Marvus x GHB, Marvus x Karako, Karako x Gamzee, Karako x The Soliel Twins etc etc etc.

Got a big epic planned, but I am too mentally destroyed by recent extreme betrayals from people I have known, 6 to 15 years over my fucking shipping preferences to even tap at my fucking screen much rn.

[gamzee-little-clown]

OOC 20

I'm a very tired, sad, clown.

Gamzee introject..

I'm bruised, beaten and exhausted and no that ain't no motherfuckin metaphor I literally mean it, can barely move right now.

But I'm moving, limbs are bitches.

Anyway,

Looking for other clowns like myself.

Lets rp or some shit.

18+ only obviously.

[gamzee-little-clown]

OOC 11

Friendship & Stuff Too cast and hangout server.

Still a WIP. 18+ only obviously.

Come chill with us, all future previews will be posted here

https://discord.gg/F5TNAwjX5r