#Krusty Dogs

[cartoon-food]

[seroothincs]

Don't even ask me what's going on in this panel-

[libraford]

Now that I work with a bunch of homophobes, I feel the weight of being a 'one of us.'

"Why are women so --- oh but not you, you're different."

"Why are gays so--' but you're not like them, you're more like us."

Krusty The Bird Killer rants for five minutes about black women being 'sluts that all have eight kids with different fathers because they'll lay with anything that moves,' and then talk sweet to our secretary, a black woman in her 40s who doesnt seem to count as a black woman when he's ranting.

I've been trying to put words to this behavior for awhile now. And I think it just comes down to 'us vs them.'

I showed up to work in a cowboy hat and work boots, wasnt afraid of the men's room, and lifted a 50 pound trash bag full of dog shit on my first day. I'm not like other women to them. I dont count. I'm one of us.

I talk about my girlfriend in a quiet way: I dont declare queer supremacy and I dont make my whole life about being queer and oppressed. I'm not like other lesbians. I dont count. I'm one of us.

They dont know me. They dont know my girly interests and they dont know about my political art pieces and they dont know about the fake eyelashes that I wore during pride. They certainly dont know I'm trans.

I passed their test. I'm 'one of the dudes.'

I'm really not, though.

If they saw me outside of work, I would be a Them. But they got to know me first. I'm in their list of "thems that are us." And every them that they meet can be an us. But they dont go out of their way to meet many thems.

I'm a Gay. I'm not the Gays. I'm (to them) a woman. I'm not Women. The secretary is black. But shes not The Blacks (pardon the phrasing, it hurt me to even type it that way.)

Every person is the stereotype of their group until someone gets to know them. But that doesn't disprove the stereotype- it just means that the person doesnt count as part of that group anymore. They're with us now.

Respectability politics really dont get us anywhere. If you're out to disprove the stereotype out of a sense that you'll change their minds, I'm telling you that energy is better spent living authentically if you are safe to do so.

Your influence on them doesnt change their perception of the box they put you in. They just put you in a smaller box. Fuck their opinions.

[tenabrye]

Could i get headcanons for Vash having separation anxiety from his reader s/o? Like if he has to stay home and she goes to work, or the store? Hes like a puppy waiting for her to come home!

Thank you!

Vash has puppy vibes. Golden Retriever, specifically.

(I now picture the scene with Spongebob watching behind the windows of the Krusty Krab as Squidward walks in. That's Vash and the reader.)

He honestly tries to make do without your presence for certain periods of time, yet he fails. Miserably, might I add. He doesn't completely freak out if he wakes and you're not in the bed with him, but he will go and look for you in either your shared home or the inn if you're renting a room.

Vash hates it when you tell him he can't go out with you sometimes. He doesn't mind and will even offer to carry all of your bags just so you say yes, but you don't. Or if you go out to run errands without him.

This man waits for you like a dog. If he hears your vehicle or you walking towards the front door, he's at either the window or the door with a smile spread across his face. Hold onto whatever it is in your grip tightly, because he will hug you so fast and spin you around happily.

He does this a lot, especially if you work a day job with long hours. Vash will give you kisses before you leave for the day and as soon as that door shuts behind you, he will sit in silence and just wait. Maybe pick up a book or do a chore or something to at least keep his mind off of you, but it only does so much.

You once asked him what he does when you're at work all day, to which he replied, "I wait for you to come back." He said it in such a soft tone that was accompanied by the cutest smile, and you just couldn't help but give him a big ole smooch.

He's just a big puppy in disguise and is so excited each and every time you return home to him. Gives you all the hugs and kisses to the point where you actually have said, "Sit boy, sit." He followed it without a thought.

Vash will voice his feelings about you leaving him when running errands and such. He doesn't like to stay at home when you're out and about. He knows work is different, but he can't help but think about and miss you.

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack!AU: ✨The Fave Banned Songs of The 24 OG Mentors✨

A friend of mine asked me to list the Mentors’ favorite banned (100% illegal in Panem) songs in my TBOSAS Crack!AU.

So here they are:

1. Coriolanus Snow (Sugar Baby Era)

Snow On The Beach by T. Swift & Lana

Radio by Lana Del Rey

Careless Whisper by George Michael

Bloom by Troye Sivan (For Sejanus)

“Sl*t!” By Taylor Swift (For Sejanus)

2. Sejanus Plinth (Sugar Daddy Era)

Beautiful People by Ed Sheeran

Jenny by Studio Killers (For Coryo)

Lover by Taylor Swift (For Coryo)

Hey Blondie by Dominic Fike (For Coryo)

Ride by SoMo (For Coryo)

3. Festus Creed (Dumpster Fire Era)

We Can’t Stop by Miley Cyrus

Last Friday Night by Katy Perry

All Star by Smash Mouth

Honeypie by JAWNY

Chicken Nugget Dreamland by Parry Grip

4. Lysistrata Vickers (Crazy Fangirl Era)

Wannabe by Spice Girls

Barbie Dreams by FIFTY FIFTY, Kaliii

Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles

Starman by David Bowie

Groupie by Cate

5. Felix Ravinstill (Class President Era)

Under Pressure by Queen, David Bowie

Touchy Feely Fool by AJR

The Hype by Twenty One Pilots

Kingdom Come by Jon Bellion

This is What Makes Us Girls by Lana

6. Persephone Price (Unhinged Lover Era)

Candy by Unknown Brain

Crush by Tessa Violet

Sweet But Psycho by Ava Max

I Really Like You by Carly Rae Jepsen

7. Clemensia Dovecote (Friend-zoned Era)

Still Into You by Paramore

Your Type by Carly Rae Jepsen

Midnight Love by Girl in Red

Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton

8. Livia Cardew (Rich Queen Era)

7 Rings by Ariana Grande

Material Girl by Madonna

Barbie World by Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice

9. Androcles Anderson (Sneaky Sneak Era)

Stand Up by One Direction

Cake By The Ocean by DNCE

Drive By by Train

Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson

10. Hilarius Heavensbee (Disowned Clown Era)

Birthday Party by AJR

Sad Happy by Circa Waves

SugarCrash! By ElyOtto

Thomas Theme by Thomas & Friends

11. Palmyra Monty (Chef on Crack Era)

Cooking by The Book by Lazy Town

Raining Tacos by Parry Grip

Fruit Salad by The Wiggles

Krusty Krab by Trap Remix

12. Apollo Ring (Sunshine Boi Era)

Oh Potato Dog by Parry Grip

Sunroof by Nicky Youre, Dazy

Sunkissed by Khai Dreams

Come On Eileen by Dexys M.R

13. Diana Ring (Pastel Peach Era)

Rainbow Magic by Rosanna Pansino

Cupid by FIFTY FIFTY (Twin Ver.)

Penguin On Me by Schmoyoho

My Little Pony Theme by My Little Pony

14. Vipsania Sickle (Gym Gal Era)

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! By ABBA

Eye of The Tiger by Survivor

YMCA by Village People

15. Gaius Breen (Hype Man Era)

Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars

The Nights by Avicii

Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes

16. Dennis Fling (Trader Joe’s Era)

Billionaire by Travis McCoy, Bruno Mars

Money, Money, Money by ABBA

MONEY by LISA

17. Pliny Harrington (Sleepy Dawg Era)

The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars

Some Nights by Fun

Saturday by Twenty One Pilots

18. Domitia Whimsiwick (Farm Gal Era)

Everything She Ain’t by Hailey Whitters

If You Go Down by Kelsea Ballerini

WWDD by Lainey Wilson

Biscuits by Kacey Musgraves

19. Urban Canville (Exploding Man Era)

World’s Smallest Violin by AJR

All Time Low by Jon Bellion

When I was Done Dying by Dan Deacon

The Pi Song by AsapSCIENCE

20. Io Jasper (Nerd in Love Era)

Boys by Charli XCX

What Lovers Do by Maroon 5, SZA

Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

The Science Love Song by AsapSCIENCE

21. Florus Friend (Introvert on Stage Era)

Dreamland by Glass Animals

Loretta by Ginger Root

Herp De Derp by Schmoyoho

22. Iphigenia Moss (Rebellious Diet Era)

Boom Clap by Charli XCX

Popular Song by MIKA, Ariana Grande

Prom Dress by mxmtoon

23. Juno Phipps (Royal Baby Girl Era)

Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani, Eve

Dance The Night by Dua Lipa

California Gurls by Katy Perry

24. Arachne Crane (Screeching Banshee Era)

Beautiful Trauma by P!nk

Super Bass by Nicki Minaj

Primadonna by MARINA

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

Weird Things I've Witnessed In New SpongeBob Episodes Ever Since Finally Getting My Cable Box Replaced:

There's an episode where SpongeBob befriends a sentient Krabby Patty with a vore fetish

So many one-off characters and gags from the early seasons keep coming back that I literally can't interpret it as anything other than nostalgia pandering. Seriously, Nosferatu is basically a few focus episodes away from becoming a main character at this point.

They keep trying to retcon Kamp Koral and The Patrick Star Show as canon, but I refuse to accept that so I'm forced to believe that they and anything that acknowledges either of them all take place within the same alternate timeline

While we're on the subject of TPSS: Bubble Bass cosplayed as Nostalgia Critic and catgirls and My Little Pony exist in this universe. Why.

Patrick Notstar was in the background once??

They brought back Every Villain Is Lemons and also Dennis was there for some reason???

They already established that the Tooth Fairy was actually the Tooth Ferry (as in the boat), but there's also an actual Tooth Fairy and she looks like a Sandy gijinka

SpongeBob DID NOT LEARN from the Krusty Dogs incident at all

Why am I only just now realizing how weird it is that it rains underwater

Sir Urchin and Snail Fail: Proof that Bikini Bottom public access television has really gone downhill ever since Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's VAs died. Also I thought urchins were like rats or roaches or something and snails were cats, why are these ones actual people?

There's an episode called "Dopey Dick" which is a Moby Dick parody about hunting down a giant jellyfish. Now go watch it and tell me they didn't know exactly what they were doing.

SpongeBob broke his spatula for like the third time and I swear he referred to it with both male and female pronouns in the same episode, so genderfluid spatula I guess??? Y'know what, good for them.

Squidward canonically goes to therapy and his therapist is the hand from the theme song

There's a Rodney Dangerfield sea monster living in Goo Lagoon

There's apparently been a crazed old man living within the walls of SpongeBob's house this entire time

Stop Trying To Make Rube A Main Character Challenge (Impossible)

[unreliablesnake]

The first proper date (Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x reader)

Summary: You go on her first proper date with Gaz.

Note: The reader's call sign is Mare. Yes, originally she's gonna be with Ghost, but I just wanted write this stand-alone one-shot.

Warning: afab!reader

There was something about the way Gaz could look at you that made your breath catch in your throat, making you freeze like a deer in the headlights. His eyes usually spoke louder than words, silently telling you what he was thinking about even when you were on a mission.

You could be in a crowded room, your eyes locking for only a few seconds, and you would know all the dirty things he would like to do with you once you left. It made you feel embarrassed, because you didn't want to be that girl, the one who so desperately needed her boyfriend's affection.

"Why don't we get out of here?" he asked, leaning so close to your ear that his lips brushed against your earlobe.

It sent shivers down your spine and you reached out to grab his jacket, looking for something that could keep you grounded. You couldn't manage to say anything, so you simply nodded, then followed him outside.

On the street his hand found yours, fingers tightly wrapping around yours as you walked side by side. This was the first time you went on a proper date in years. Sure, Graves often took you to parties, but you were just friends, so it wasn't the same.

Gaz had done his best to keep you entertained the entire night, cracking jokes every now and then, and guiding you to his funniest friends to let you be part of interesting conversations. The private part of his life surprised you. What you see on missions isn't always in line with one's true personality.

And Gaz was funny. And weird. And intelligent. And so fucking handsome.

The worst part? He was painfully aware of this.

He took you home, not ready to let you go to the hotel just yet. "I don't even know why you stay there. You should be here. With me," he told you with a smile as you stood in the elevator.

He had you pinned against the wall, his fingers curled around your throat, thumb pushing your chin up to make you look him in the eye. His lips were hovering just above yours, as if he was trying to torture you by not letting you close the gap.

The elevator came to a halt and the door opened, so he let you go and stepped out, acting as if nothing happened in there. You followed him, legs still weak, your panties already damp from the wetness of your cunt. This man had you in a chokehold and you desperately wanted to thank him.

"Krusty's gonna be super excited to meet someone new," he noted as he opened the door to his apartment, talking about his beloved border collie you had heard so much about already.

You couldn't hold back your laugh at the thought of the dog's name. "I still can't believe you named your dog after Krusty the Clown."

"Hey, I grew up watching The Simpsons," he said in his defense. "I learned to appreciate this sad old clown when I got older."

Raising a hand to your mouth, you had to bite on your thumb to stop yourself from kissing him. You couldn't do it in the hallway, because if you did, you didn't know if you could stop at a kiss. You wanted him so badly that it took all of your willpower to resist him.

Once inside, you were greeted by the black and white furball, and the dog immediately showed he liked you by licking your hand. Gaz kneeled down and hugged the dog, even picking up a nearby toy to see if he wanted to play.

But the dog was too excited to have him back, the toy wasn't interesting at all. "I've only been gone for a few hours. Imagine what he's like when I'm on a longer mission," he explained with a smile. "Would you like something to drink?"

"Maybe water, thanks."

You watched as he went into the kitchen to get a glass and some water for you and couldn't help but imagine what it would be like to be here with him for longer than a fleeting visit. Maybe you could make breakfast together, cook together, or just chill on the couch and watch some movie.

It was something you weren't used to, the idea was alien and normally seemed so impossible to happen. But as you looked at him, it still felt possible. Gaz was the kind of guy who could give you that, a normal relationship that was more than just being friends with benefits.

When he returned he began to caress your cheek as he watched you. "What are you thinking about?" he asked with an interested look in his brown eyes.

"You," you admitted.

"Oh, is that so?" He was close to you again, so dangerously close. But he probably knew that and it was intentional. "What about me?"

Instead of answering, you leaned in to kiss him, lips moving slowly, carefully tasting him when your tongue found its way into his mouth. You could feel him smile into the kiss as he put his hands around your neck and pulled you closer than you thought was possible.

Even though he pulled away, he rested his forehead against yours and watched your face, studying every little movement, and the look in your eyes. He wanted to know everything to plan his next move.

"I know what you want," he began quietly, "but you'll have to wait."

He was killing you, damn it. "Why?"

"Because I say so," Gaz said with a short laugh.

"Are you enjoying this?"

He gave you a quick kiss, obviously satisfied to hear you whimper when he pulled away again. "Oh, you have no idea. But I picked a movie for us, so we'll watch that first."

With a sigh you nodded, accepting your faith. He took your hand and pulled you towards the couch, where you sat down and rested your head on his shoulder. Gaz looked over at you with a smile as he wrapped an arm around you. It was nice. It was new. It was different. It made you all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

Maybe you were starting to fall in love with him.

[allrandomfandoms]

Agere: SpongeBob SquarePants, Krabby Patty —Aesthetic

Krabby Patty Products

- Krabby Patty Cook Playset

- Gummy Krabby Patties

- Krusty Krab Grill Set

- Plush Krabby Patty Dog Toy

- Krabby Patty Ice Cream Sliders

- The Krabby Patty Station

- Krabby Patties Combo Meal

[reggiejworkshop]

"VHS 'Screenshots' from Wakko's Springfield Score"

"Coming this Saturday, everyone famous daytime trio will get to meet up everyone's famous primetime family on April 1! Only on Fox!" proposed tagline.

These are recovered, totally not fake, screenshots from a lost crossover special of Animaniacs and Simpsons made circa 1996 before it was canceled mid production due to unknown production issues, and totally not by a bored artist who wanted to have another go at creating VHS screen captures. No, its not based on a crossover fanfic I never got around to writing.

Okay, maybe it is.

Here's some dialogue for each screenshot scene going top to bottom.

Not to be long winded with a lengthy explanation, the fanfic story basically would have been a AU crossover fic where Yakko and Wakko Warner are former street hustlers turned detectives who run into Clancy Wiggum, a private investigator. (loosely based on that one shot Simpsons episode where he goes by Wiggum PI)

Wakko wants to team up with him, but he's turned down when it's considered to be too dangerous. What followed would be a series of hijinks as Wakko proved his worth as a detective; Krusty the comedian being framed for a serious crime, Inspector Scratchensniff on the hunt for the Wanrer Brothers and the missing Warner sister, all of it tied with together with some involvement with the Springfield Mafia. 

So yeah, a simplish plot. Maybe if I ever get into writing fanfics again, I might actually write the whole story.

1)Wiggum PI: "Sorry Rover, I already got a partner, this city's too dangerous for a cat, dog...what are you two again?"

Yakko Warner: "Look, PI we barely know on our own show, that's not changing here"

2)Krusty: "Hey, Why the hell should I trust you? You're the reason I'm this mess in the first place!"

Wakko: "Cause I'm the only one who can clear your name!"

3)Skinny Boy: "We got to find those three deformed children before Fat Tony and his goons do! There's no telling what will happen when he gets a hold of them!"

Inspector Scratchensniff: "He's not the one we need to be worried about!"

4) Yakko, Wakko, and Dot "Heeelllo Tony!" (group kiss)

Fat Tony: "This meeting was a mistake..."

[imaginesbymk]

RESERVOIR DOGS PREFERENCE

FINDING OUT YOU HAVE A MINIMUM WAGE JOB

Characters: Mr. White (Larry), Mr. Orange (Freddy Newandyke), Mr. Blonde (Vic Vega), Mr. Pink, Mr. Brown + “Nice Guy” Eddie 

Tags: —

Taglist: @locke-writes​ & @aryn-the-bearheart​

A/N: something lighthearted and random! enjoy and leave a like/reblog/feedback <33 ^.^

MR. WHITE ( LARRY ) —

Mr. White seeing you bagging groceries wearing a bright vest with your name on it is just so unimaginable.

He makes your job easier by helping you bag his own groceries (even tho nowadays in most stores you have to do it yourself?)

“Your manager’s paying you well, right?”

“Larry, this is Wal-Mart. I don’t get paid enough to bag people’s odd choice for frozen dinners and tennis shoes.”

He swears not to tell a soul. But he visits you at work because he needs to go to the store every week.

MR. ORANGE ( FREDDY NEWANDYKE ) —

Mr. Orange notices you as the new sales associate at the comic book store.

You’re stocking merchandise on the top shelves, using the ladders.

“Y/N?” He calls you down. You froze, fearing the worst for all retailers, seeing someone you know at your own workplace is so embarrassing.

He doesn’t care at all, though. He’s just looking for the limited edition of the action figures he wanted. 

Probably wants you to smuggle him a lifelong supply of Marvel stuff from the back.

Orange makes a smug look when he’s at the counter. 

MR. BLONDE ( VIC VEGA ) —

The thing is, Blonde KNOWS you work at Big Kahuna, and becomes a total dick when you serve him.

It’s literally Squilliam making fun of Squidward for working at the Krusty Krab.

“I asked for no onions and tomatoes in my burger.”

“Wow, Vic. You’re a convict and a picky-eater. Grow up.”

Big Kahuna is one of his go-tos, so you don’t have much of a choice but to serve him food.

MR. PINK —

Of course... you’re a server at a restaurant

He’s just making fun of you, literally treats you the way a snobby customer treats their server.

“Whatever. What do you want? We’re serving the lunch special.”

Snapping his fingers at you to get your attention across the room

You threaten to spit in his food if he makes one more joke, and you mean it.

“Pink, I told you. We don’t serve those here.”

He doesn’t tip. 

MR. BROWN —

You work at the local Blockbuster.

"Hey, where’s the Spaghetti western movies?" You turn around and see Mr. Brown at the front desk.

Both your jaws are on the floor, staring at each other in pure shock.

He can’t stop giggling at you now, much to your annoyance.

It’s a good thing you know enough about your job and where everything is, so every time Brown comes in the store he always comes to you for movies he wants to rent, and you would put it on the store TV and watch it with him

“NICE GUY” EDDIE CABOT —

Eddie seeing you at the dry cleaners when he has to get all the suits ready was a big surprise for him.

“I don’t believe it. From a distance, I was thinking to myself, ‘Hey, that mf kinda looks like y/n’, and lo and behold!”

He uses this to his advantage, though. He wants his, his Dad’s and the people his dad recruits’s clothes clean and tailored to a T.

You’re gonna be his go-to for clean suits from now on.

Would come in, cheerily calling for you or greeting you.

[here-there-were-dragons]

non-exhaustive list of interesting things i saw at the store today

-plush doll of lisa simpson with haunted eyes (there were no other simpsons plushes visible anywhere)

-robotic talking krusty klown someone had hidden in a home decor aisle

-a pillow that looked like a realistic wood log

-an unpleasantly scratchy but very aesthetically pleasing pillow that looked like a realistic chicken, with neck scales made out of beads

-the world's most annoying singing animatronic skeleton, whom i very much wanted to smash over the head with it's own guitar

-a giant disembodied shadow the hedgehog head

-scented glitter playdoh

-plastic cyborg dinosaur mask (too small for my head)

-minecraft anniversary enderdragon, which apparently could make sounds

-several different sizes of starlight mint candy shaped pillow (sadly the smaller one was a squishmallow with legs and the smallest one was a foam ornament)

-sonic the hedgehog advent calendar

-fake "carvable" pumpkins made out of plaster

-a knit pumpkin skeleton???? not just like a skeleton with a pumpkin on it's head, it was a pumpkin skeleton???

-functional nerf minecraft crossbow, among other functional minecraft weapons

-"let's hit eachother with fake swords", the world's most self-explanatory toy

-penguin shaped waffle makers

-pillow shaped like a snowflake with embroidered beads

-giant plastic bowser figure

-unsettling animatronic dog (store mascot?)

-exclusively ugly dresses and sweaters, in office carpet grey, old puke orange, tasteless olive, and divorced mother in law cheetah print

-winged dragon onesie for small child

-shark slippers (also for small child)

-small plastic figure of shadow the hedgehog that appeared to have munchkin cat dwarfism

-drone disguised as a fighter jet

-pleasing wooden bowl in which to put medieval soup

-just, so many candles, in increasingly unhelpful scents like "disco orchard" and "winter midnight joy"

-small plush husky my mother spent an hour straight cooing over obsessively

-minecraft pickaxe (hurts to tap head with)

-inexplicably purple minecraft sword

-pack of minecraft figurines the perfect size to use as d&d minis

-similarly sized pack of simpsons figurines

-a collection of extremely ugly decorative birds that appeared to be dressed as various different types of cultists

-a plastic owl, molded to look like it was made out of black wicker, when it was in fact a solid plastic piece

-The Candy Skeleton

-Poseable minecraft steve

-an absurd number of squishmallows (seriously does anyone make or sell literally any other stuffed animals anymore)

-giant plush mario mushroom

-giant plush blue shell to murder your eldest sibling with

-plush bowser holding the plush corpse of his son while a grotesquely oversized bob-omb watches blankly

-sonic the hedgehog crab-bot that we could not determine whether or not it was a functional robot or just an unmoving toy

-empty shelves where halloween candy used to be, with conspicuously only popcorn remaining

-will add if i remember anything else

[lesbiancharliedalton]

most important fan music videos to me (not made by me) in no order:

sheldon from my life as a teenage robot teenage dirtbag by wheatus

dead poets society neil & todd how to save a life

krusty the clown/sideshow bob queen of disaster

dead poets society hallelujah

smithers/burns bad dog

[autie-j]

Out of curiosity, do you think people also grossly exaggerate modern SpongeBob episodes?

To an extent sure, though I would more heavily agree with this a couple years ago, say 2020ish because Spongebob had just come off several seasons that were some of the best the show had been since the early show. Season 9 in particular was, one of the best seasons since the early years, and then they followed it up with 10 and 11 which were really good too. And they'd also just come off a second movie that was pretty good, though not as good as the first one imo. And I do hear people acknowledge that the stuff in this era is really good, but they also tend to say that the stuff after season 4 are really bad, much like fans do with the Simpsons and modern episodes. And yeah, not much really hits the same peaks as the first few seasons but it's all still watchable for the most part. Even still enjoyable in their own way, sometimes I'll specifically seek those episodes out because they have a specific feel to them, like the Krusty Dog episode or the Krusty krab newspaper episode.

As for now though, eh. I don't watch the spinoffs. Camp Coral just kind of bores me. It could never hold my attention the way the main series does. And I find the animation style to be kind of ugly. (And Narlene is the most annoying character to be introduced to Spongebob and its bled into main show so thanks camp coral). And the Patrick Star Show is just too much...just too much everything for me. It's too random humor for me to find funny and is just too loud and obnoxious/annoying imo. It's a good example of why it doesn't usually work when you try to make a comedic relief character the star of their own show. The nicest thing I'll say about it is that the art style is a lot nicer than Camp Coral, which is easy to do since they just used the main shows style. So, my point being, I can't speak for whether people are being too harsh on the spinoffs because I don't watch them.

As for the more recent of the modern episodes I still watch every one that comes out. And sometimes they're pretty decent. But I also thought that in the last year that there have been an odd number of episodes that have just been pretty bad. Like for every 2 good ones recently, at least 1 bad one. Idk, maybe the writers are just going through a rough patch and things will improve soon. These are just my thoughts anyways

[puppydogkisses]

I get a little carried away with ask games cause they make me so excited so totally feel free to pick and choose which you wanna do or if you wanna do several F/Os!

⏏️ - Reverse Selfship AU,🏴‍☠️ - Pirate AU,💼 - Coworkers AU, and⚡️- Pokemon AU, for the AU ask game?

- @prince-of-something

Alright lemme see if I can speedrun all of these..

Pickles x Smoke Reversed Selfship AU

I picked Pickles for this one because out of all my f/os, she seems like the most likely to ship herself with fictional characters XD

In this AU, Pickles, ever since she was a pup, is enamored by a character from an animated sitcom called The Dog House. The characters name is Smoke The Xoloitzcuintli, and he is kind of a minor character who appears throughout the show and is an ally to the main family, kinda like Ned Flanders in the Simpsons. Smoke is a good hearted dog with a rather dry and witty sense of humor, and Pickles can simply not get enough of him. She has a whole collection of merchandise of him, but her absolute favorite is her lil plushie, whom she cuddles every night. I just hope she knows that he loves her so much back :3

Eugene x Smoke Pirate AU

The reason why I chose him for this one is kinda obvious XD..

In this AU, Eugene is the captain of his very own pirate crew, with Smoke being his first mate and lover. Other crew members include SpongeBob (Sailing Master), Squidward (Gunner), and Pearl (Boatswain). They do gain more crew mates overtime however (Patrick, Sandy). Their ship is called the Krusty Krab, and their main goal is to find what every pirate wants to find. Buried treasure! The treasure in question contains the secret formula for the most delicious food in existence…Krabby Patties. After they find it, they plan to settle down and start their own restaurant. However, Sheldon Plankton, Captain of the Chum Bucket ship, ALSO wants the secret formula, so the whole things kinda a race to see who can get it first. The end is up to interpretation!

Frank x Blake Coworkers AU

Chose this for them because my Simpsons S/I canonically does not work at the power plant, and I think it would be funny if he did.

In this AU, Blake works at the Nuclear Power Plant along with Homer, the two are best friends and inseparable. One day, a guy name Frank Grimes arrives, and he and Blake immediately hit it off. Blake shows him around the power plant and everything, and he along with Homer become the main people Frank trusts at the power plant. Blake and Homer get into all kinds of stupid shenanigans which can tick Frank off (Think The Office type shit), but Frank has a secret that prevents him from losing his marbles…and that secret is that he loves Blake. How will he confess it to him? Once again, interpretation!

Sadly I couldn’t decide who to use for the Pokémon AU, so I may have to come back to that one later!

Thanks so much for the ask Kane! I had a ton of fun writing/drawing these!! :3

[deklo]

8 & 29❤️!!!

8. any reoccurring dreams?

these days i mostly have reoccurring teeth dreams. they’re either falling out or really loose or cracked etc. when i was younger i had a reoccurring dream where there was an earthquake but my perspective just saw this random tree house falling down towards me (during the earthquake) and the treehouse had a strand of flags on it similar to the ones on the krusty krab in spongebob lmao. i hadn’t had it for years and then in 2021 ish i had it again for the first time in ages! still not sure what it means but i do have a fear of earthquakes and watches a lot of spongebob as a kid so 🤷🏻‍♂���

29. what do you do when you’re sad?

realistically i just lay in bed and WALLOW😤 maybe read sad fics or mindlessly listen to youtube videos lol. also i go and hug my dog 😔🖤